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#2267 “[Nobody November] Behold! Haruka and Alcohol, a love affair!”
 | Excerpt Start - 10:27 AM 11/05/22 |
 | FireFly_9
That part of the anatomy doesn't work that way. It's not a vise grip.
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| Reverend_H
Then why do people keep seelling exercisers for it yo
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 | Mdm_Maestro
...haruka sometimes I think you love the bottle more than me!
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| SpeedRcr_X
Look my relationship with alcohol is purely platonic!
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| FireFly_9
If by "platonic" you mean "an orgy every day".
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| SpeedRcr_X
What! You can't say that word, Hotaru!
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| FireFly_9
What, "orgy?" why not?
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| SpeedRcr_X
It ruins my perception of you as a pure maiden!
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| FireFly_9
...
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| FireFly_9
"An orgy of violence" is a perfectly valid sentence I've used in the past.
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| SpeedRcr_X
Still you shouldn't us that word it's unladylike. That is my commandment to you as one of your graceful f[BLEEP]king parents who f[BLEEP]king raised you.
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| FireFly_9
...after kidnapping me from my amnesiac father.
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| Mdm_Maestro
She's trying to change the subject, dear.
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| Mdm_Maestro
For today's "Nobody November" I present to you my artistic depiction of Haruka's relationship to alcohol:
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| SpeedRcr_X
...
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| FireFly_9
That botlte looks like a...
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| Reverend_H
Yo that bottle be needin' some viagra yo
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| Excerpt End - 10:36 AM 11/05/22 |
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Seramuun Urtora
December 24, 2001: Reika and Motoki were going to the Redman show, when Beruche attacked using Tesunii, determined to re-establish the Dark Kingdom. As the Senshi preached the virtues of love and compassion, Pegasus swooped in, jumping into battle only when attacked. Prince Endymion got relentlessly hit on by Chibiusa. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a startling revelation regarding a previously overlooked minor plot point. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.
<GERMATOID> YOUR LIFE IS THE SUM OF A REMAINDER OF AN UNBALANCED EQUATION INHERENT TO THE PROGRAMMING OF THE MATRIX. YOU ARE THE EVENTUALITY OF AN ANOMALY, WHICH DESPITE MY SINCEREST EFFORTS I HAVE BEEN UNABLE TO ELIMINATE FROM WHAT IS OTHERWISE A HARMONY OF MATHEMATICAL PRECISION
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, shut the [BLEEP] up
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh, shut the [BLEEP] up
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