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Suburban Senshi Entry #2269 - “[Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!”
#2269 “[Nobody November] Behold! A lovely pair of cantaloupes!!”
Excerpt Start - 06:49 AM 11/07/22

#suburbansenshisquad
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
It took about ten surgeries after I got it out of its jaws
Reverend_H
Damn dude, that's the part about it no one ever talks about yo
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Well you heard it here, interspecies reviewing isn't all fun and games.
IrnChef_Jovian
Ugh well I'm glad you've broken free of that habit, darling
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Yeah realizing that humans were animals too was so liberating, thank you honey
Mdm_Maestro
Speaking of bad habits, Haruka still continues to feed her vegetables to Pharaoh 95 rather than eat them.
SpeedRcr_X
There's no f[BLEEP]king redeeming qualities to vegetables. It's like you're asking me to eat grass
FireFly_9
...that's a staple for many animals.
SpeedRcr_X
Oh yeah then how come any time Artemis eats it he pukes? That's proof vegetables are poison.
IrnChef_Jovian
Vegetables can be great if prepared properly!
SpeedRcr_X
I call bulls[BLEEP]t
Mdm_Maestro
What if they were prepared like this Haruka?
Mdm_Maestro




FireFly_9
...are they leaking like fluids from her body directly?
SpeedRcr_X
AS RYBACK SAID "FEED ME MORE"!!
Mdm_Maestro
...
IrnChef_Jovian
...
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
...
FireFly_9
...
Mdm_Maestro
...you fail the test.
SpeedRcr_X
What? you got me interested in vegetables! Those cantaloupes are the best!
FireFly_9
...Cantaloupes are fruits and there aren't any in that picture.
SpeedRcr_X
You just have no eye for detail, Hotaru-chan.
Mdm_Maestro
Well I know where your eye for detail is, Haruka, and it, along with the rest of you can sleep on the couch tonight.
SpeedRcr_X
YOU PAINTED IT
Mdm_Maestro
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO LIKE IT
SpeedRcr_X
So wait I was supposed to lose if I either said I didn't like the painting or I didn't like vegetables?
Mdm_Maestro
CORRECT
SpeedRcr_X
How is that fair?
Crwn_Frt_Gmer
...how long have you been married now, Haruka-san?
IrnChef_Jovian
HEY
Reverend_H
LOL yo all y'all gon be sleepin' on da couch, yo
Excerpt End - 07:02 AM 11/07/22



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October 19, 2000: Naru and Umino were at an outdoor fashion show for Usui Yoshiki, when Zirconia attacked using Haadora, determined to conquer Earth. As the Senshi powered up in righteous anger, Sailor Saturn appeared, jumping into battle only when attacked. Prince Endymion got to look cool by entering the scene riding a motorcycle. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from the cries of the helpless. Sailor Moon used a piercing scream amplified through her odango to win.


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