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#2275 “[Nobody November] Behold! A Foxy time in the future of Mankind!”
 | Excerpt Start - 10:35 AM 11/13/22 |
| Charm_BUSTer
Look it would be really easy to make you a girlfriend is all I'm saying. The Monsterbake oven™ makes all things possible
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I don't want to date a daimon ><
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| SpeedRcr_X
Why not they can be pretty hot and they only ever say one word so it's not like you'll have to take sass from them
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 | // J_Daito //
What if that word is "a[BLEEP]le"?
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That would be like if I was dating Mina ><
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 | FireFly_9
Does she call you that a lot?
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| FireFly_9
That's abusive
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Well yeah she does. Usually after I pee on her things
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or vomit on them
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or poop on them
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or knock things off her shelf
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| FireFly_9
...who's abusing who in that house
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| Crwn_Frt_Gmer
She should be more tolerant! Animals are their own beings with their own special ways of living!
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Exactly!
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| FireFly_9
But Artemis you're not a normal cat. You're also a man.
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| // J_Daito //
It's as if no one ever contemplated that animals can be trained.
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| // J_Daito //
Some can be trained to seek out disaster victims trapped under rubble.
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| // J_Daito //
Or to find landmines.
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| // J_Daito //
Or Detect epileptic seizures before they happen.
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| Mdm_Maestro
Or battle in suits of armor for the fate of Grimdark Mankind 40,000 years into the future.
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| Crwn_Frt_Gmer
ONCE AGAIN MY MAJESTIC MISTRESS YOUR ART STRIKES THE DIVINE CHORD
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| GERMATOID
...
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| GERMATOID
I COULD MAKE THAT A REALITY THROUGH A SELECTIVE BREDDING PROGRAM
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| Crwn_Frt_Gmer
Yeah, with selective bedding I could make it happen....
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| GERMATOID
^BREEDING
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| Crwn_Frt_Gmer
That too 
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| FireFly_9
* texts Makoto-san to let her know her hard work is about to be undone *
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| Excerpt End - 10:47 AM 11/13/22 |
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Seramuun Urtora
December 26, 1999: Grandpa Hino and Rei were frantically chaperoning Princess Lubina of the Amethyst Kingdom around town, when Cooan attacked using Tesunii, determined to find the Rabbit. As the Senshi ran and screamed in a panic, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, commenting on how cruel and heartless the enemies were. Prince Endymion got confronted by his ghostly future self. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden Star Gentle Uterus attack. Sailor Moon used the Ginzushou to win.
<// J_Daito //> LOL what is "kinsei no Senshi" gonna give me her "Golden Shower?"
Suburban Senshi: You'll need a smoke.