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#2324 “Haruka is a child! Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities, Part I!!”
 | Excerpt Start - 05:41 PM 07/31/23 |
| SpeedRcr_X
RIP Pee Wee Herman
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 | FireFly_9
It look me a long time to realize how badly the media had treated him.
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| C'est_La_V
It's just like idol culture... you have to be super perfect... and they caught him... well being a normal person
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| FireFly_9
And basically destroyed him for it.
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| C'est_La_V
The media sucks!!
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| SpeedRcr_X
Don't you... you know, run Ginga TV?
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| C'est_La_V
MY Media doesn't suck!!
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 | Rule34Rocks
Speaking of media, perhaps you thought we were lying when we said X had finished the next major story arc in advance.
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| Rule34Rocks
If so, I wouldn;'t blame you.
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| Dr_Xadium
HEY
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| Rule34Rocks
Hey <3
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| Rule34Rocks
At any rate, here it is, part 1 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities.
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| SpeedRcr_X
I tired reading a Tale of Two Cities once by that d[BLEEP]k and got past like the first paragraph and closed it
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| Rule34Rocks
You mean Charles D[BLEEP]kens.
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| SpeedRcr_X
Yeah that D[BLEEP]k...end
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| SpeedRcr_X
D[BLEEP]KENS
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| SpeedRcr_X
D[BLEEP]KENS
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| Rule34Rocks
I didn't think you thought about D[BLEEP]k ends, Haruka~
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| SpeedRcr_X
They're gross f[BLEEP]k off
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 | Mdm_Maestro
Haruka just isn't very mentally flexible, dear~
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| SpeedRcr_X
SHUT UP MISS SHOTACON
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| Mdm_Maestro
Ara, you're still jealous of a small boy who was hot for teacher...
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| SpeedRcr_X
YOU TOOK THOSE FLOWERS.
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| SpeedRcr_X
HE OFFERED THEM AND YOU TOOK THEM
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| SpeedRcr_X
WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER FLOWER YOU TOOK
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| Mdm_Maestro
...
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| Mdm_Maestro
He was a child!
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| Rule34Rocks
So, too, apparently, is your wife?
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| SpeedRcr_X
ESREARERWAWRERAWRWE
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| Mdm_Maestro
Yes, yes indeed, dear.
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| Mdm_Maestro
Quite a child indeed.
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| Excerpt End - 05:52 PM 07/31/23 |
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Seramuun Urtora
February 7, 1997: Ami, Rei, Minako and Makoto were desperately trying to forge an alliance with the three transgender aliens, when Sailor Iron Mouse attacked using Damburu, determined to steal a pure heart. As the Senshi wrought unholy devastation after being spurned, Sailor Chibimoon appeared, jumping into battle only when attacked. Mamoru got distracted dreaming of Princess Serenity. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through inspiration from a corny speech by the Moonlight Knight. Sailor Moon used a specially modified pizza-based attack to win.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL she might have snet me email but I tried to punch the monkey on this one wrestling site and now my computer is all messed up , I get popunder ads all the time showing me chicks in bikinis and offering to let me download their wallpaper
<GERMATOID> I'M SURE I COULD FIX YOUR COMPTUER FOR YOU, HARUKA-KUN
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fix? WTF?
<GERMATOID> YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING POPUPS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS...
<GERMATOID> OHH
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> riiight
<GERMATOID> I'M SURE I COULD FIX YOUR COMPTUER FOR YOU, HARUKA-KUN
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> fix? WTF?
<GERMATOID> YOU SAID YOU WERE GETTING POPUPS OF WOMEN IN BIKINIS...
<GERMATOID> OHH
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> riiight
Suburban Senshi: Like cocaine, but better.