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#2326 “Mister Stark she doesn't feel so good! It's Episode Three of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities!!”
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 | GERMATOID
SO HARUKA-KUN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GETTING COMPETITION FOR THE AMOUNT OF TIMES ONE PERSON CAN GET INDICTED IN A YEAR
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| SpeedRcr_X
MY RECORD will NEVER BE BEAT
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 | FireFly_9
Don't you just bribe the press to hide the facts
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| SpeedRcr_X
It's not a bribe. It's a charitable donation
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| FireFly_9
...to which charity
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| SpeedRcr_X
To me. I am the charity.
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| FireFly_9
....No, you're the one racing through the streets of Juuban at night
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| SpeedRcr_X
No one ever got hurt :P
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| FireFly_9
YOU'RE THE REASON WHY WE DIDN'T HAVE THE SHOPPING ARCADE SIGN FOR A DECADE. YOU RAMMED INTO IT AT THREE HUNDRED KILOMETERS AN HOUR
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| C'est_La_V
I had to pay to get it put back
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| SpeedRcr_X
Look I'm just a force of nature all right that's all there is to it
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| FireFly_9
More like a "farce" of nature
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| SpeedRcr_X
That would be Chibiusa
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| .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
HAY
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| SpeedRcr_X
hey
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| FireFly_9
Speaking of Chibiusa-chan, that brings us to Episode Three of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" .
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| FireFly_9
Things are starting to get serious...
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| Excerpt End - 07:07 PM 08/03/23 |
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Seramuun Urtora
October 15, 2001: Diana was patronizing a starving artist with blemished dreams, when Rubeus attacked using Sailor Musician, determined to take over the galaxy. As the Senshi ran and screamed in a panic, The Four Strange Sisters joined them, posing and looking super bad but doing little else. Tuxedo Mask got mocked severely. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through a sudden Star Gentle Uterus attack. Sailor Moon used the Moon Healing Escalation attack to win.
"Motherf*cking smurf shot my ass in the head, then went all Rodney king AND Abner Louima on my ass! DAMN! Haruka needs the preparation H!"
Suburban Senshi: 'What do you mean that's part of her head?'