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#2327 “Worst piece of SubSen lore ever?? Also Part Four of "Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities" is here!!”
 | Excerpt Start - 10:45 AM 08/04/23 |
 | MurdeR_Grrl
yeah I killed the wicker man what about it
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| SpeedRcr_X
Okay GO
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 | Flame_Sniper
That when you're not in public you become a slovenly, crass, loveable idiot with a drinking problem
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| // J_Daito //
That Ten'ou wanders around the house at night in her underwear
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 | FireFly_9
That Haruka-poppa has a very unhealthy relationship with KITT
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| SpeedRcr_X
Wait why is this all about me
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 | C'est_La_V
That Haruka-san has eyes for all the women, not just Michiru-san!
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| SpeedRcr_X
Okay enough about me
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| SpeedRcr_X
I'll go. That Ami has a thing for Makoto
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 | IrnChef_Jovian
Wait what
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| CherryBlossomStorm
That Aunt Makoto has a thing for Aunt Haruka
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| SpeedRcr_X
Wait WHAT
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| Mdm_Maestro
...the only thing you dears better have for each other is the good sense to look but not touch
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| SpeedRcr_X
Shut up Mary Kay Lachiru
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| Mdm_Maestro
..........I JUST TOOK A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FROM A SMITTEN CHILD
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| // J_Daito //
Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you
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| The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
I got in too deep when I realized just how f[BLEEP]ked up Setsuna is. She's a clone of Endymion made by Ami from the future who thinks she's recreating the original, she's the true mother of Chibiusa, probably her own sister, and god knows what else , she f[BLEEP]ked a pterodactyl and changed history as a result so Nixon got impeached, she's lost and regained and lost and faked her own powers a billion times
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| // J_Daito //
... I think the "Setsuna f[BLEEP]ked a pterodactyl" factoid is probably the bit of damage lore for me, thinking about it.
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| FireFly_9
I'd have to agree.
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 | setsy_meioh
HE WASN'T A PTERODACTYL, HE WAS THE HIGH EVOLUTIONARY
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| setsy_meioh
...who was shaped as a pterodactyl at the time
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| CherryBlossomStorm
Actually, Aunt sets, he was lying to you. The saurian you were simping for was simply Sauron the dinosaur energy vampire.
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| // J_Daito //
So she legitimately f[BLEEP]ked a dinosaur.
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| CherryBlossomStorm
A Dino who was a Tolkien fan, yeah.
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| setsy_meioh
CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT MY F[BLEEP]KING A DINOSAUR
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| .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
datz al rite poo ur sew oald dat new UR da dinosar hshshshshshshss
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| setsy_meioh
RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
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| FireFly_9
Quickly changing the subject, Episode Four of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities is out.
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| // J_Daito //
Out... just like Setsuna's saurian sexcapades.
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| CherryBlossomStorm
Hey aggressive alliteration is my side of the street, Uncle Jed!
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| Excerpt End - 11:17 AM 08/04/23 |
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Seramuun Urtora
September 6, 2000: Umino was frustrated over seemingly being defined only by a career path, when Prince Demando attacked using Reeshii, determined to find the Light of Hope. As the Senshi just kind of waited for Pegasus to show up so they could actually do something, Haruka and Sailor Neptune arrived in a shower of sakura petals, mocking the girls' weakness in battle. Prince Endymion got knocked on his butt, unable to do anything to help. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used the Ginzushou to win.
<FireFly_9> The pained screams of agony from Japan's male population still ring out in the collective unconciousness for that... what's the term... "butt-shot" that you graced audiences with many years ago, Haruka-poppa
Suburban Senshi: Oscilating spheres of hostility.