yeah I killed the wicker man what about it

Okay GO

That when you're not in public you become a slovenly, crass, loveable idiot with a drinking problem

That Ten'ou wanders around the house at night in her underwear

That Haruka-poppa has a very unhealthy relationship with KITT

Wait why is this all about me

That Haruka-san has eyes for all the women, not just Michiru-san!

Okay enough about me

I'll go. That Ami has a thing for Makoto

Wait what

That Aunt Makoto has a thing for Aunt Haruka

Wait WHAT

...the only thing you dears better have for each other is the good sense to look but not touch

Shut up Mary Kay Lachiru

..........I JUST TOOK A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS FROM A SMITTEN CHILD

Chris Hansen would like to have a word with you

I got in too deep when I realized just how f[BLEEP]ked up Setsuna is. She's a clone of Endymion made by Ami from the future who thinks she's recreating the original, she's the true mother of Chibiusa, probably her own sister, and god knows what else , she f[BLEEP]ked a pterodactyl and changed history as a result so Nixon got impeached, she's lost and regained and lost and faked her own powers a billion times

... I think the "Setsuna f[BLEEP]ked a pterodactyl" factoid is probably the bit of damage lore for me, thinking about it.

I'd have to agree.

HE WASN'T A PTERODACTYL, HE WAS THE HIGH EVOLUTIONARY

...who was shaped as a pterodactyl at the time

Actually, Aunt sets, he was lying to you. The saurian you were simping for was simply Sauron the dinosaur energy vampire.

So she legitimately f[BLEEP]ked a dinosaur.

A Dino who was a Tolkien fan, yeah.

CAN WE PLEASE NOT TALK ABOUT MY F[BLEEP]KING A DINOSAUR

datz al rite poo ur sew oald dat new UR da dinosar hshshshshshshss

RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH

Quickly changing the subject, Episode Four of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities is out.

Out... just like Setsuna's saurian sexcapades.

Hey aggressive alliteration is my side of the street, Uncle Jed!