It's got some kind of disease

See Velveteen Rabbit, this is what you get for wanting to be real

It's had a little too much Spice Melange

At this point you know Kishimoto was just being meta about the reactions of the female fanbase

yo I don't see what's so hot about Sasuke yo

You don't have to. He's not for you.

He's a delicious snack for us.

Snacksuke.

oh look everyone Max Pain showed up

...he looks like an Emo Naruto

So I have an announcement

Part 13 of "A Tale of Three Cities?"

No. That's tomorrow. Suffer in clifhanger hell waiting for the finale

What's the announcement, Karasuma-san?

I'm old, I'm tired, and I work with f[BLEEP]king children.

*CM Punk Sues*

* considers how Minako-san and Aya-san behave and can totally see it. *

Also, I don't understand how / why cheese gets hard in the fridge

What?

So let's say I have a tray full of snack cheese. The tray is in the fridge. All that separates said cheese from the rest of the fridge is a piece of flimsy plastic.

Now, the temperature difference on the inside of the tray and the outside of the tray can't be that much, right?

But as long as you keep the tray closed - even after you open it - the cheese stays soft and supple.

But if you open it and leave it open, the cheese gets hard as a rock

yo crow baby i'm hard as a rock yo i can go for days yo

You should see a doctor about that

Anyway, why does the cheese do that?

When cheese is made, it's full of moisture. When you put it in the fridge, the temperature causes the moisture to evaporate, leaving behind a harder, more concentrated cheese. The process of evaporation is sped up when you open the package, because air can get in and more moisture can escape.

....and now I know

And knowing is half the battle

What's the other half

25% red lasers 25% blue lasers.