Excerpt Start - 02:06 AM 08/25/23 #suburbansenshisquad

RedCrow That mugshot looks like he's trying to pass a brick

Rule34Rocks God binge-watching the Pain Arc of Naruto with no filler was the exact right thing to do but bloody hell if Kishimoto didn't f[BLEEP]k with all my emotions. From the lowest of lows to the highest of highs.

SpeedRcr_X I guess it was probably less painful without the filler

Rule34Rocks I see what you did there. It really felt like this arc was meant to conclude the story

SpeedRcr_X Nah. You're forgetting something

Rule34Rocks Hmm?

SpeedRcr_X SASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rule34Rocks I can never forget Sasuke <_<;

Reverend_H Yo what does he have that I don't yo

Rule34Rocks a D[BLEEP]k?

SpeedRcr_X OW

Reverend_H Yo I got a d[BLEEP]k yo

Rule34Rocks No you are a d[BLEEP]k there's a difference

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Dr_Xadium So it's finally here, Episode 13 of Suburban Senshi: A Tale of Three Cities! - And if you want to read the whole thing in one shot, the full story as a novella is here.

Rule34Rocks 132 pages

Dr_Xadium Some of that is just pictures

Mdm_Maestro Useless pictures, because again I'm not in them

Reverend_H That makes them 100% better yo

Mdm_Maestro Tch

SpeedRcr_X So my blog that I started in 2002 is old enough to drink now

SpeedRcr_X We can has drink together

setsy_meioh I drink every day

Gol_D_Lux You drink and snort dust every day :P

setsy_meioh WHEN YOU GET TO BE AS SUPER ANCIENT AS ME, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND, GIRL

setsy_meioh _YOU_ HAVEN'T BEEN ROBBED OF YOUR BIRTHRIGHT

SpeedRcr_X So wait

SpeedRcr_X There's something I don't understand from the story that wasn't wrapped up at all

SpeedRcr_X Why did the Mamoru clone have my face

setsy_meioh Because I mixed in other people's DNA to make him less useless

Mdm_Maestro So you mixed in Haruka's DNA into the clone... to make it less useless.

SpeedRcr_X ...hey

setsy_meioh You're right, I see the flaw in my thinking now.

SpeedRcr_X HEY!

Dr_Xadium Thanks for supporting Suburban Senshi for the past 21 years! We're not dead yet, and there's more to come!

C'est_La_V We really should do a retrospective special!!

Rule34Rocks That would require Work which X is allergic to. It took him over a year to write this thing, which was supposed to be the 20th anniversary special.

Dr_Xadium That's because the original plot idea was unworkable. Too many characters to juggle, too many fights-for-the-sake-of-fights and other obligations took away my time. I had to gut almost everything and start over twice.

SpeedRcr_X I don't get it. If you're just chronicling the s[BLEEP]t we just went though why not just write it down correctly from the beginning? What's the need to redraft true life events?

Dr_Xadium Because timelines are always shifting. What's a true life event yesterday for me is not necessarily a true life event tomorrow.

SpeedRcr_X So wait

SpeedRcr_X Are you saying our histories are not the same?

Dr_Xadium From your perspective they're the same. Because you've always lived them.

Dr_Xadium Unless you perceive a change, like when the timeline split from 1337-B to 1337-A

Dr_Xadium But let me ask you

Dr_Xadium What timeline are you in right now

FireFly_9 1337?

FireFly_9 That's what it's always been right?

Dr_Xadium Yes but careful readers over the past two decades will note that sometimes you all reference events from 1337-B or A...

CherryBlossomStorm Well *i'm* from B

// J_Daito // By Metallia this is becoming a multiverse discussion

FireFly_9 Wait are you saying we're no longer in Earth 1337 prime?

Dr_Xadium I'm saying the concept of Earth 1337 prime is... shifting.

FireFly_9 Shifting how?

setsy_meioh WILL I GET MY POWERS BACK?!

Dr_Xadium is away: oh look at the time I need to go my planet needs me

setsy_meioh ANSWER THE F[BLEEP]KING QUESTION XADIUM

setsy_meioh THIS IS WHY WE FIGHT

SpeedRcr_X Oh yeah you're a good one for answering questions, Sailor Riddler

setsy_meioh F[BLEEP]K YOU

setsy_meioh ...wait so is this how it feels when I do it to you?

FireFly_9 YES

Mdm_Maestro YES

SpeedRcr_X YES!

Excerpt End - 09:36 AM 08/25/23 https://www.suburbansenshi.com