Well things sure went off the rails in a hurry this week

What happened?

Roppongi exploded into violence as someone, in desperate need of medical help, was pushed to the front of the line at Healing Haven Hospital by their well-meaning staff, causing all the desperate folks there to riot. It became a free-for-all and tons of cops and civilians were hurt.

So then we went to investigate the Van that the person was brought to the hospital with, and as we got ready to leave the HOTEL, someone shot me in the shoulder!! Well, it grazed me

It turns out someone wanted to make Chibiusa bleed

Come on, we've all wanted that at some point.

F[BLEEP]k off, asswipe

I didn't get why until Serenity III from my timeline came to help forge a new Royal Moon Crescent for Diana to replace the one that was stolen. It turns out one of the ingredients to code it properly is royal blood. And that matters because it means people with royal blood can control the crescent and potentially use it to interact with... or extract the Ginzuishou.

..Christ.

That's not the half of it. The slug that grazed Chibiusa was stolen along with her blood. When we tried to check forensically who might have stolen the evidence we found Turtle DNA in the mix

...turtlef[BLEEP]ker?

DON'T YOU CALL MY HUSBAND THAT

Yeah but his Synthoid clone didn't.

Wait his what

Near as we can figure, in December of Last year the enemy made their first big move robbing a Mizunomics factory of the components needed to make Synthoids. Then they replaced Motoki and made a double of Haruka too, but that latter one didn't last.

TEE ELL DEE ARR is that we think the enemy wants to get their hands on Hazel's Philosopher's Stone, which has the power of almost a Billion Lives left in it to supecharge a stolen Ginzuishou to make one hell of a reality-altering wish.

...Clearly I've picked the wrong time to be stuck at home with crippling self-doubt.

Worse still is that someone in the HOTEL is spying on us for sure. The minute we came to that deduction Verm shared, the lights went out and all the evidence got stolen. So the enemy is definitely watching us.

So to boil it all down... the enemy wants to create some kind of universe-altering god and we potentially can't trust anyone? Marvelous.

And we don't know who they are, or where their base is, or anything. We're hoping if we can figure out who's spying on us that might give us a break in the case.

Good luck!

We're gonna need it.