Suburban Senshi Entry #2396 - “12 Days of Temu marches on! It's not wise to show weakness in the face of values!! ”
#2396 “12 Days of Temu marches on! It's not wise to show weakness in the face of values!! ”
@spritflame
*** welcome to #suburbansenshi-backrooms Log excerpt starts - 22 June 2024 9:33PM
@SpeedRcrX
Welcome back to the 2024 edition of "Twelve Days of Temu!", where we selected 12 random words from a word generator and searched for them in Temu, finding the craziest stuff we could that matched.
For day nine, our word was WEAK
FireFly_9
Weak, like your intellect.
@SpeedRcrX
WILL YOU STOP :P
FireFly_9
Funny that's what we scream at you whenever you approach red lights.
@SpeedRcrX
Anyway this is what we found:
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
What.. is that?
@SpeedRcrX
Okay so like, you know how Gen Y and Z are like f[BLEEP]king crazy right
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Excuse me?
@SpeedRcrX
So I think what this is is like a manliness test for guys made by the youths
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
...how
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
Yes how?
@SpeedRcrX
So see it's used to weed out the weak vs the strong. See how it can be squeezed and accept things with varying diameters?
FireFly_9
Oh god I know where this is going
@SpeedRcrX
Yeah that's what he said too when they dare him to stick it in the smallest hole possible and withstand the test of strength - namely keeping it in there while someone clamps it shut
GERMATOID
* GERMATOID INSTINCTIVELY CROSSES HIS LEGS *
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert
What the f[BLEEP]k that's deranged
I wonder if I could get some guys to try that on a dare
FireFly_9
Haruka-poppa seriously
@SpeedRcrX
IT COULD NOT BE MORE SIMPLE
I mean it's even in happy avocado colors to appeal to that cohort!
FireFly_9
I REALLY DON'T THINK IT'S A MALE TORTURE DEVICE
@SpeedRcrX
Then what else could it be?
FireFly_9
...Eco-friendly millennial brass knucks?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte
You're all insane.
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 22 June 2024 9:55PM
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