nothing but respect for retail workers

I was watching Cecelia Immergreen's playthrough of "I am a part-time worker!" the othe day and she really captured the essence of retail, and how some customers really needed to be treated and ultimately how just about every retail worker eventually comes to feel about their store.

I see no lies.

well you know what I saw?!

Why were you looking through her phone, Haruka-san?

It rang and I picked it up for her and it was a spam call but then this was open

Oh s[BLEEP]t yo is she gonna "Ride the Knight" yo?

SHUT UP IT'S NOT FUNNY

Why are you complaining, it's not like you and KITT's gearshifter don't have a sordid history

THE BOND BETWEEN CAR AND DRIVER IS SACRED

But it's not even your car?

LOOK CAN'T YOU SEE I AM CONCERNED ABOUT THIS TURN FO EVENTS

Look can't you see the size of my smile

YOU RUINED MY LIFE HOTARU

YOU KIDNAPPED AND MURDERED ME HARUKA-POPPA

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHEN YOU PUT THE TWO EVENTS IN PROXIMITY LIKE THAT IT SOUNDS WAY WORSE THAN IT WAS

Oh my bad, I should have made it clear you WAITED A FEW YEARS BEFORE KILLING ME AND THE WOMAN YOU SWORE TO RAISE ME WITH

I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS SLANDEROUS MISCHARACTERIZATION

THEN SIT THE F[BLEEP]K DOWN

...I don't want to know what I just walked in on

A tale as old as time, Paisley-san

Well as much as I'd love to see them beat the s[BLEEP]t out of each other, it's time for the last bout of the New School block in the Suburban Senshi Budokai, where the gunslingers go at it! Vermellia X. Rosso versus Sakura April!