Suburban Senshi Entry #2424 - “Motoki Mauled! Setsuna's diabolical plan to save the world needed his Flesh!! ”
#2424 “Motoki Mauled! Setsuna's diabolical plan to save the world needed his Flesh!! ”
 | @spritflame *** welcome to #suburbansenshi-backrooms
Log excerpt starts - 25 July 2024 7:32AM |
 | Det. Ema Skye |
 | // J_Daito // Did Luna and Artemis ever beat the child soldier allegations? |
 | =^catablanca^= The. WHAT. |
| // J_Daito // You know, getting teenaged girls to fight a war for you? |
| =^catablanca^= ...but that's not how-- |
| // J_Daito // How old was Aino when you told her about her destiny? 13? 14? |
| =^catablanca^= LOOK if I hadn't told her, you guys would have killed everyone and taken over! |
| // J_Daito // Facts |
| and you equipped her to be a soldier |
| so by the letter of the law you were raising Child Soldiers |
| =^catablanca^= D: |
| *** =^catablanca^= is away reconsidering my life choices |
| Det. Ema Skye That was mean even for you. |
| // J_Daito // Are you kidding that was me being polite |
 | @Sakura X. Aino GUYS GUYS THIS IS HORRIBLE!! |
| Det. Ema Skye What is it, Sakura? |
| @Sakura X. Aino Mom just got off the phone with Aunt Mako |
| last night some gang beat the everloving crap out of Uncle Mo! |
| All we have is this security camera image
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| And no one knows where he is!! |
| Det. Ema Skye s[BLEEP]t. I'll get an APB out on him right away |
| // J_Daito // Who would want to beat up Furuhata? He's the most inoffensive person you'd ever meet. |
 | FireFly_9 You would? For fun? |
| // J_Daito // Well I mean aside from me. |
 | setsy_meiou Oh don't worry he's on a secret mission. |
| @Sakura X. Aino What |
| setsy_meiou It's true. To deal with a threat we see coming. |
| // J_Daito // So the secret mission required him to get f[BLEEP]ked up to near death? |
| setsy_meiou Yes. He doesn't know about it, of course. |
| Det. Ema Skye This smells very bulls[BLEEP]t? |
| setsy_meiou The enemy would be able to tell if we brainwashed him in any way. So he was volunteered for it. |
| // J_Daito // You "volunteered" him without his knowledge? |
| setsy_meiou *** setsy_meiou is away Things happen in war. |
| FireFly_9 Wow I haven't seen "s[BLEEP]tty manipulative Setsuna-momma" in years. |
| Det. Ema Skye It looks like he was last seen in the critical care line at Roppongi Hills heading for that strange space time portal place that Sailor Enclave set up |
| @Sakura X. Aino Oh great she's got him mixed up in that mess? |
| ...why do I feel like there's more to it than her just wanting to be helpful. |
| @spritflame Log excerpt ends - 26 July 2024 7:53AM
Thanks to Darkstalker Raoul for finding the magical girl torment graphic! |
