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Suburban Senshi Entry #2428 - “Golden Crescent update Special! Awakening of a new Senshi... and a PR Campaign?! ”

#2428 “Golden Crescent update Special! Awakening of a new Senshi... and a PR Campaign?! ”

@spritflame

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Log excerpt starts - 05 August 2024 6:52AM

FireFly_9

My head feels like two elephants are Sumo Wrestling each other in there

@Sakura X. Aino

What happened to you last night?

FireFly_9

I was in the shower and, of course, that was the time when Great Evil™ decided to manifest, and as I was about to become Sailor Saturn and bring Ruin to all things I slipped on the soap and cracked my head against the wall.... twice.

// J_Daito //

Who knew we'd have to thank Ivory soap for saving the world.

Det. Ema Skye

Actually this time the credit goes out to Matsumi's twin Joanna who it turns out was being held and brainwashed by some perps but who eventually awoke as a Sailor Senshi.

...And Daniel, Haru, Daini and Chibiusa played a huge role too!

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

...That enemy really had me examining my life choices...

Det. Ema Skye

Yeah turns out you have a lot of unresolved issues surrounding parental neglect...

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

I was the 31st century equivalent of a latchkey kid except instead of an apartment I slummed in Elios' barn

Det. Ema Skye

...You also seem to have an unhealthy fascination with guns...

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

* .'~SugaBB_2999~'. grins slowly remember how she mowed down those enemies with the ⌈ LEGENDARY MYSTERIOUS MYTHICAL MYSTIC MYSTICAL PHANTOM ILLUSORY MAGICAL SPARKLING SHINING SILVER EMPYREAN IMPERIUM MOON CRYSTAL GINZUISHOU ⌋ gatling gun *

Det. Ema Skye

That was one trippy fight. At some point I joined the von Karma "shot in the shoulder" club, but that got completely healed.

Franziska von Karma

WHY IS THERE SUCH A CLUB?!

Det. Ema Skye

Ask your Dad and Shelley DeKiller? I dunno?

Anyway it finally felt good to crack a case for once... it's been a while since we got completely to the bottom of one. Joanna's back and reunited with her family.

.'~SugaBB_2999~'.

We're not totally done yet boss! We need to interogate that scientist guy I caught to find out what their plan was for her! And what they turned her into! That void-creature thing that seemed to be made of negative emotions was crazy!

@Sakura X. Aino

I dunno if you guys saw but the Golden Crescent's Serenity Social Center put up an infomercial last nigth using edited footage from the fight at the Tokyo SkyTree promoting the values of the Silver Millennium.

"it shows monsters attacking near the sky tree and Sailor Senshi fighting them off. (The camera sngles carefully omit the others) A voiceover says 'These warriors of light and legend from the past are risking life and limb to protect you... for the good of our world... the Silver Millennium shines again' and there is a title card that says LEARN MORE and it has a QR code for the Society of the Golden Crescent Serenity Social Center "

Det. Ema Skye

Ugh nice to see someone is making hay out of an extinction-level event.

@Sakura X. Aino

I guess that's the next big case you need to break, Detective!

Det. Ema Skye

There are not enough Snackoos in the world for this job I tell you.

@spritflame

Log excerpt ends - 05 August 2024 7:28AM