Suburban Senshi Entry #2431 - “We're not getting older, we're getting HOTTER! Suburban Senshi is 22!!”
#2431 “We're not getting older, we're getting HOTTER! Suburban Senshi is 22!!”
@spritflame
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Log excerpt starts - 25 August 2024 6:46PM
@SpeedRcrX
Man, 22 years today - that's insane. That's like an eternity in Internet Time
@Sakura X. Aino
I've been going through a lot of the backlogs and some of them are so broken LOL
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
Yeah there needs to be a massive cleanup project
[gTV]C'est_la_V
Ne Ne it's so crazy how much has changed over two decades, isn't it??
// J_Daito //
[gTV]C'est_la_V
I remember that day!!
Det. Ema Skye
It's amazing that people keep trying to mess with you guys even after all this time.
@SpeedRcrX
Well you know, there's always some motherf[BLEEP]king trying to ice-skate uphill.
[gTV]C'est_la_V
It keeps life interesting!!
=^catablanca^=
22 years... it feels like maybe half that time's passed.
Det. Ema Skye
There sure have been a lot of changes lately. I was thinking, Chibs, with all the progress you've made recently maybe we should do an intervention for your mom
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
She's off the drunk cosplay circuit now! She does an Onlyfans!
// J_Daito //
Wait Tsukino the Elder has an Onlyfans now?
@SpeedRcrX
What kind... of pictures?
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.
Hmmm. Hmmm... well last week she took down an entire footlong while wearing her pajamas and staring at the camera sexy-like
@SpeedRcrX
......................
Det. Ema Skye
It was a footlong Subway sandwich. I saw the picture on InstaSpam.
FireFly_9
Well it's healthier than what she was doing.... *shudders at remembering Usagi-san having people use her pigtails as handlebars*
// J_Daito //
The kids are finally growing up.
@SpeedRcrX
...........
Everyone's growing up and my life is falling apart
No one respects me
Michiru is just done with me
I'm going broke at lightspeed
without my cash, my cool and my hot wife hanging off my arm what am I?!
[gTV]C'est_la_V
A loser??
FireFly_9
An a[BLEEP]le?
@SpeedRcrX
THIS IS THE MOST CRUCIAL DESPAIR-INDUCING MIDLIFE CRISIS OF TEN'OU HARUKA
@Sakura X. Aino
Here's to another 22 years of fun?
@[ DR. XADiUM ]
Oh god lol


@spritflame
Sadly, even as time passes on, nefarious plans and plots were afoot...
@spritflame
Log excerpt ends - 25 August 2024 10:11PM
THANK ALL OF YOU FOR 22 YEARS OF FUN AND FRIENDSHIP!!











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