Suburban Senshi: I mourn for Humanity.
#244: “Stupid Criminals like Spam”

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*** Topic is '-= Dead Moon would try this [BLEEP] =-'
<FireFly_9> This is perhaps the most asinine spam I've ever received.
<// J_Daito //> Let's see it
<FireFly_9> "Tomoe.Hotaru@Tomoelabs.co.jp, Do you currently have in your possession illegally earned money and have difficulties placing it into your bank account?"
<// J_Daito //> Oh yeah, that happens to me all the damn time
<FireFly_9> "Are you in the business of child pornography and have difficulties with transferring money from one point to another?"
<// J_Daito //> Oh yeah I mean the kiddie pr0nmasters, their money is stank, yo
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's GANGSTA THUG Jedite!
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- w00tz
<// J_Daito //> I rocked hard in "Spamlet", And it'z all about da Spam up in dis hizzouse!
<FireFly_9> "Are you tired of edless taxes? Are you tired of "antilaundring" programs in your bank? Is your onlne business in shadow ?"
<// J_Daito //> OK, wait, it looks like Chibiusa is writing this copy for them
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak U ol mn, my speling is prefect
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL... yes, I tire of "edless" taxes... the taxes with Ed are much nicer. And how dare the bank act against my laundry!
<// J_Daito //> Yo, my O-Line bidness b sufferin' dawg.
<FireFly_9> "Open an account with Fethard Finance today and we guarantee to solve all your problems immediately!!!"
<// J_Daito //> All my problems? Dizzam, yo! Maybe dey'll cap dat damn spore feh meh!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But will they extend the size of your "pole"?
<FireFly_9> "Our features: Wire transfers - You need to make an urgent transfer, but banks work till 15 o'clock only? Do it via our bank - we work almost 24 hour a day."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, working till 15 O'Clock... those banks defile even the laws of time!
<// J_Daito //> Yeah but wit my sickass luck I'd catch 'em afta dey b dun workin' feh "almost 24 hours"
<FireFly_9> "Anonymous and named cards - You don't want many people to know about your account or you don't care about it - we can provide you the service, that fits better with you."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YEah, I'm real eager to switch over to superior banking service for that account that I don't care about
<FireFly_9> "Currency exchange - Someone has transfered you US dollars instead of your beloved Nicaragua cordobas? You don't need to kill this person. Just make an exchange at our bank and let this person live."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Cordobas? Shoot, sounds like an exotic latin liquor
<// J_Daito //> But I'm da Dark General man... I likes da killin'!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i alwz get pised wen materfackerz giv me da rong facking curenci!! I kil der ases!
<FireFly_9> "Also we can offer much more services you may be interested in."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like the guns, the drugs, the women...
<FireFly_9> That's the whole thing...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's like stupid criminal spam
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