You guys all suck. You're either aliens or metahumans and so you don't look a day past 25. I'm over here worrying about grey hairs and crow's feet.
Silicon Momoko7:35 AM
Just become a full-body cyborg like me :3
Det. Ema Skye7:35 AM
No thanks <_<
Michael Sunnyside III7:36 AM
Or get slipped an immortality serum by Kemesennin like Rachet and me~
Det. Ema Skye7:36 AM
Yeah I'll just take time off from my super stressful on-call 24/7 CSI job to go find the Turtle Hermit
BIG_Green7:36 AM
I have him on speed dial
Det. Ema Skye7:36 AM
...
// J_Daito //7:37 AM
Bah Xadium is getting old? I was old before he was young.
@SpeedRcrX7:38 AM
Jed what's been up with you lately? I noticed over in the other chat you've been helpful and s[BLEEP]t. And you haven't tried to eat Solar's kids in like f[BLEEP]king ages.
You feeling okay?
// J_Daito //7:38 AM
His "kids" are now teenagers. It's boring trying to eat them for lunch.
...And one gets tired of one-note trolling after a time, Ten'ou
@SpeedRcrX7:39 AM
What
// J_Daito //7:40 AM
That s[BLEEP]t flew when the internet was new and everything strange was a target for mockery, not always because the targets deserved it, but it was new and unfamiliar and not understood
But it's been twenty years and even I know better.
flame_SNIPER7:40 AM
Getting run over by the iarplane becaue you mocked girl power should have been the first clue, Jedite
// J_Daito //7:41 AM
Shut up PMS no Senshi
flame_SNIPER7:41 AM
...I see you haven't learned that much
// J_Daito //7:41 AM
IT'S A TERM OF AFFECTION BETWEEN US AT THIS POINT
flame_SNIPER7:41 AM
Not really :P
// J_Daito //7:42 AM
Unfortunately for you because of our long standing association, not the mention the fact you ran me over with a f[BLEEP]king Airplane I feel no need to be more charitable in how I address you.
flame_SNIPER7:43 AM
You brought that on yourself, a[BLEEP]le :P
// J_Daito //7:43 AM
anyway, ignoring the woman
Mizunomics017:43 AM
...I can see his changes are gradual and arbitrary
// J_Daito //7:43 AM
IGNORING THE WOMEN
IrnChef_Jovian7:44 AM
You're not ignoring if you're replying, honey
// J_Daito //7:44 AM
Ok Juggs McKnockers
MY POINT IS I AM TRYING TO RECONTEXTUALIZE MY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS PLACE AND OTHERS
[gTV]Red_Crow7:45 AM
And mostly failing?
@SpeedRcrX7:45 AM
F[BLEEP]k them Jed I'm all here for personal growth
FireFly_97:45 AM
Well that's just a lie?
@SpeedRcrX7:46 AM
I love how Mako-chan and Momoko-chan have grown
FireFly_97:46 AM
THAT'S JUST THEIR CUP SIZE
@SpeedRcrX7:46 AM
Growth is growth. You should try it, Hotaru-chan
FireFly_97:47 AM
I'll become Mistress 9 again and strangle the life out of you with my HAIR ☠
// J_Daito //7:47 AM
SO ANYWAY
I've had a lot of time to think and while I still intend to continue my obvious goal of worming my way into the halls of power and dominating the world from the shadows...
+luna_P7:48 AM
7H47'5 my 5id3 0pH 73H 57r337 [that's my side of the street]
// J_Daito //7:48 AM
I realize that such victory is hollow and pointless if I don't have rivals of sufficient power and quality to pit myself against
Vermellia X. Rosso7:49 AM
Are you saying you want to help people get better... so you can brag more when you beat them?
// J_Daito //7:49 AM
Something like that.
It irks me to see wasted potential.
Such potential should be cultivated so it can be used in service to me. Either as a henchman or a foil.
FireFly_97:50 AM
...Talk about doing the right thing for the wrong reasons...