Suburban Senshi Entry #2562 - “[LORE] Where y'all from? Personal data of the Suburban Senshi revealed!!”
#2562 “[LORE] Where y'all from? Personal data of the Suburban Senshi revealed!!”
@spritflame
LINE chat excerpt starts - 03 July 2025 7:20AM
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:20 AM
Happy Belated Birthday, Chibiusa. Sorry I haven't been in the mood to post lately.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.7:21 AM
It's cool :D
Det. Ema Skye7:21 AM
I don't think anybody has been, really
Michael Sunnyside III7:22 AM
MINNA-SAN, I've decided that this year my annual 4th of July celebration is going to be a CELEBRATION OF JAPAN instead~!
@Texas_Samurai7:22 AM
YAY A JAPAN FESTIVAL
// J_Daito //7:22 AM
weebs
Michael Sunnyside III7:23 AM
Good sir, it is not weebdom, it is cultural appreciation
@SpeedRcrX7:24 AM
LOL a Japan festival. Held in Tokyo Bay... of Japan. Where Japanese people already exist
Michael Sunnyside III7:24 AM
:P
@SpeedRcrX7:25 AM
Like, we know about our country, we live here.
@Texas_Samurai7:25 AM
Yeah but there's a ton of us folk who ain't from Japan :P
Det. Ema Skye7:25 AM
You know, that raises a question I've never asked. Where is everybody from, actually?
Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.7:26 AM
Do you mean geographically, ethnically?
Det. Ema Skye7:26 AM
However you want to answer?
@SpeedRcrX7:27 AM
You go first, Ema-san :P
Det. Ema Skye7:28 AM
Fair - I'm American, I live in Los Angeles when I'm not in Tokyo, and my family origins are Swedish.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:32 AM
I'm from Gallifrey, and I was born on a large island called The Isle of Meaning.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:34 AM
I'm English, from Windsor England, and my family line is almost purely English with a smattering of Scots and Norse in it.
FireFly_97:35 AM
Then why does your last name sound French?
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:40 AM
Because in the year 1066, Lord Cedric Peinforte decreed the family name, which had been Poenaforte up until that time, had the name changed to show loyalty to the new king. During The Anarchy, the family basically retconned that change in the family histories with the Peinforte spelling, in an effort to shore up their support of Stephen of Blois.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert7:40 AM
LOL I love how Brits can just effortlessly recite all this historical trivia about their bloodlines like it's nothing
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:41 AM
That's not a thing :P I just happen to be keenly interested in my bloodline, since it's f[BLEEP]king cursed.
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert7:45 AM
LOL, well since I butted my nose in, I'll go. I'm from U-Country, aka Yuberia, which is near Latveria and Transylvania. I'm descended from Yuberian royalty. :P
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte7:46 AM
Well excuse me, princess :P Hahahaha
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert7:46 AM
yeah never heard that one before
@Sakura X. Aino7:50 AM
I'm from Ishtar Terra on Venus, though I was born in space and my heritage is Human (Japanese) and Gallifreyan, and because of Time Shenanigans / living the life of Sakura Shinguuji I also consider Sendai to be like a second home.
@The Intern7:51 AM
I'm from Gallifrey, born near port Abora on the Continent of Endless Philosophy.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]7:51 AM
Wow the deep south
@The Intern7:51 AM
Yes :)
@SpeedRcrX7:54 AM
I'm Japanese, that's all you're gettin' :P
Det. Ema Skye7:54 AM
Lame~
// J_Daito //7:57 AM
I'm human, from ten thousand years ago. The place I was born no longer exists, it was on the Continent of Mu, and the name is frankly impossible to type.
GERMATOID7:59 AM
I'M FROM HIROSHIMA PREFECTURE IN JAPAN
FireFly_98:01 AM
I was born in Shinjuku in the shadow of the Tokyo University of Science campus.
.'~SugaBB_2999~'.8:03 AM
I was born in the Crystal Palace in Crystal Tokyo! I'm the FUTURE OF MANKIND FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE
^in the future
// J_Daito //8:04 AM
By Metallia is sounded like you were claiming you were the evolutionary endooint of human evolution.
GERMATOID8:04 AM
LOL ALL BECOMES CRAB CHIBIUSA! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:07 AM
I'm from Shiba Koen, but my mama is from Aisho, Japan
// J_Daito //8:08 AM
LOL and your Papa is from.... Usagi's house :P
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:08 AM
* C'est_la_V sighs *
It's not my fault he was pigamist!!
=^catablanca^=8:09 AM
"Bigamist."
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:09 AM
That too
=^catablanca^=8:11 AM
I'm from Hathur country on Planet Mau
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:12 AM
Wait you're not from the Moon??
=^catablanca^=8:12 AM
YOU KNOW THIS
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:12 AM
But you're a Moon cat!!
=^catablanca^=8:12 AM
CATS DO NOT LIVE ON THE MOON
NOT LIKE THOSE RUSSIAN DOGS THAT GOT THERE SOMEHOW
DJ Reverend_H8:13 AM
I'm royalty from the country of Elysium in the Dream Dimension, yo~ So you could say I'm the Prince of your Dreams, yo~
The Vampire Lyrica Hubert8:13 AM
eww
Mdm_Maestro8:14 AM
My family is half-British, half-Japanese. I am descended from the great Sumire Kanzaki, of the Kanzaki line.
@Sakura X. Aino8:14 AM
My best friend when I lived in the 20s! (eventually lol)
Mdm_Maestro8:15 AM
...Eventually?
@Sakura X. Aino8:15 AM
Well the first time she met me on stage at the Grand Imperial Theatre she took one look at me and was like "I'm going to end this woman's whole career."
Mdm_Maestro8:16 AM
Ahh, Grandmother.
setsy_meiou8:16 AM
I'M FROM NOWHERE AND NOWHEM BECAUSE I WAS CLONED IN THE FUTURE FROM THE KING AND SENT BACK IN TIME TO PLUTO AND THEN MY TIMELINE GOT FKED AND WHO THE FUCK KNOWS ANYMORE
@SpeedRcrX8:17 AM
Thanks for the clarity, Sets
setsy_meiou8:17 AM
F[BLEEP]K YOU MS "I'M FROM JAPAN AND THAT'S ALL YOU GET!"
flame_SNIPER8:19 AM
I was born at Hikawa Shrine in Juuban. That's about all there is to it, really. My family has deep ties to that land.
Mizunomics018:20 AM
I was born in Koto, Japan.
IrnChef_Jovian8:25 AM
I was born near Tokyo I think, but my family's from Nara.
Dr. M. Hanyu8:30 AM
I prefer to keep my origins mysterious :P
@SpeedRcrX8:30 AM
LOL they say Prof made you
Dr. M. Hanyu8:30 AM
.... he made me a woman :3
GERMATOID8:30 AM
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
FireFly_98:31 AM
Did not need the mental image
Dr. M. Hanyu8:31 AM
But no, that's bulls[BLEEP]t. The Witches' 5 were enhanced by dear Souichi, but we were all normal people beforehand.
@spritflame8:32 AM
...Jedite built me in the HOTEL over twenty years ago and then I was reborn when Xadium rebuilt me out of Validium.
@Chateaux Concierge8:33 AM
Well it was the House back then, remember. I hadn't yet integrated with it.
I will have been born in a TARDIS Birthing bay around Gallifrey sometime in the future.
Vermellia X. Rosso8:37 AM
I was born near the city of Armlock on Enregy Nede in the 51st century! ...will be born. Whatever.
golD_lux8:40 AM
I was born on a Terran Colony named "Gibson's World" in the 51st century, old Imperial Timeline.
Franziska von Karma8:44 AM
I was born in Charlottenburg, Germany, but I live in Los Angeles when not travelling for INTERPOL.
Godot8:44 AM
I'm from the darkest recesses of your soul
Det. Ema Skye8:44 AM
Oh come on, Prosecutor Godot :P
Godot8:45 AM
I'm from LA born and bred. Boyle Heights. I'm Hispanic, in case you couldn't tell.
Miles Edgeworth8:47 AM
I've lived in Los Angeles my whole life. My family line goes back to England, but I couldn't tell you where.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:48 AM
I could help you research it, Miles~
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:48 AM
* [ DR. XADiUM ] whaps Paisley lol *
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:49 AM
:P
Miles Edgeworth8:49 AM
Heh.
Franziska von Karma8:49 AM
Don't be a foolish fool, Paisley Peinforte. He has Mister Phoenix Wright to "assist" him in his "genetic research."
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:49 AM
* Paisley Pythia Peinforte nosebleeds *
Miles Edgeworth8:50 AM
Did you have to put it that way, Franziska?
Franziska von Karma8:50 AM
Yes.
@Paisley Pythia Peinforte8:50 AM
Yes, yes she did.
@[ DR. XADiUM ]8:50 AM
* [ DR. XADiUM ] rolls his eyes *
Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.8:52 AM
I'm American, from the Bronx, New York. I have German Jewish ancestry somewhere back.
Michael Sunnyside III8:54 AM
I was born in Manhattan, New York... in 1893.My family was Irish as well, back when that was still not a positive attribute.
Ms. Altair8:56 AM
I live in New York now but I'm originally from Washington DC, born 1906. I never really cared to look into my family history, honestly.
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:56 AM
...so there's a thirteen year gap between you two?
Ms. Altair8:56 AM
...I'm well over a hundred years old, do you think I give a crap?
[gTV]C'est_la_V8:57 AM
True true
Harriet S. Weinberg, Esq.8:58 AM
I need to get me some of that Kamesennin eternal youth formula.
@Texas_Samurai8:59 AM
I'm from South Texas, near th' Gulf, but I think of New York as mah second home! My family goes back t' Ireland on my mama's side an' Japan on mah dad's! He was an assassin if y'can believe it!
psYchO_saKi9:01 AM
I was created in a lab in the 31st Century somewhere in the outskirts of Crystal Tokyo.
[gTV]Red_Crow9:08 AM
Well, in the FAR DISTANT PAST I was born on Planet Coronis, but ended up on the Human colony Nyogee as a child, being given the name "Kei". I lived an orphanage on Workoh and only learned about my origins years later. Now I live in Roppongi LOL
[gTV]Aya-chan!9:11 AM
I was was born on the planet Mermaid, but somehow ended up on the Human colony Coacha as a baby. I got adopted and given the name "Yuri". now I live in Roppongi too! With Akane-san!!
// J_Daito //9:12 AM
Wait are the two of you older than me?
[gTV]Red_Crow9:13 AM
Let me put it this way. The Moon Kingdom likes to think it was hot s[BLEEP]t back in the day, but it was a backwater set of forgotten human colonies back when Humanity was warping across half the galaxy in sick looking Starships vibing to 80s style jams.
Battlestar Galactica had it dead on
@The Intern9:14 AM
Yes, the history of the "human" race is quite long and storied.
Det. Ema Skye9:14 AM
Why the air quotes?
@The Intern9:14 AM
Are you familiar with the panspermia theory?
@SpeedRcrX9:15 AM
Hey are we done with origin stories?
Chiba_M9:15 AM
I can't remember what part of Japan I'm from, really. My parents died in a car accident and I have amnesia.
@SpeedRcrX9:15 AM
No one asked you?
Chiba_M9:16 AM
But you wanted to know about origin stories?
@SpeedRcrX9:16 AM
Yeah... but not yours.
Chiba_M9:16 AM
...
ScoutGrl_959:16 AM
CHEER UP MISTER CHIBA I WANT TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU
Chiba_M9:17 AM
And I want to know all about you
Det. Ema Skye9:17 AM
Chiba, I'm a cop and I will put you in jail. Serena there is like perpetually 16
Chiba_M9:17 AM
<_<
LOVE KNOWS NO AGE
ScoutGrl_959:18 AM
I'm Serena and I'm from America in another universe where I'm the one and only SAILOR MOOON!!!
And thanks to the magic of the Silver Crystal I'm always 16! Tee Hee!!
Det. Ema Skye9:19 AM
Where in America?
ScoutGrl_959:19 AM
JAPANIFORNIA
Det. Ema Skye9:19 AM
...the hell is that?
ScoutGrl_959:20 AM
It's a city near LA on the west coast of California!
=( KiNG KAi )=9:23 AM
I'm King Kai and I'm from Universe 7's Northern Area. I'm a Glind born on the planet Kaishin.
@SpeedRcrX9:24 AM
LOL we know who you are you didn't need to say your name
BIG_Green9:25 AM
...I'm a Namek whose ancestors were from the planet Namek but I suppose I'm an Earth citizen or something.
+luna_P9:26 AM
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Mdm_Maestro9:26 AM
That's nice, dear.
Silicon Momoko9:26 AM
I guess I'm up last
I'm a Juuban native, that's about it really wwwwwwwwww
Det. Ema Skye9:32 AM
Well thanks for answering, you guys, I learned a lot today!