Suburban Senshi: If Stupidity were painful, many of you'd do nothing but scream!
#258: “The humiliation begins”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= By Serenity, we're gonna make enemies with this one =-'
<GERMATOID> IT'S READY! IT'S READY!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROFL
<// J_Daito //> About Damn time.. this channel's needed some kind of amusement thing ever since Kim Jong left
<GERMATOID> HOTARU'S NOT HERE, RIGHT?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nor the spore
<GERMATOID> R0X0R!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
<GERMATOID> LET'S GO!!
<GERMATOID> I FOUND THIS IN A DIR CALLED
<GERMATOID> https://www.shoujoai.com/fanfics/smoon/luvhot/
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And boy, will the "luv" be "hot"!!
<GERMATOID> MYSTERY SUBURBAN SENSHI IRC THEATRE 666000 PRESENTS:
<GERMATOID> (USED WITHOUT PERMISSION)
<GERMATOID> "I LOVE YOU HOTARU!"
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- catcalls
<// J_Daito //> Don't be catcalling your own adopted kid, dumbass
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up *dork* general!
<GERMATOID> BY AMAZONESS QUARTET!
ChibiUsa blushed as Hotaru said that. She loved Hotaru, too. She just didn't want everyone to know Hotaru's name for her. It had been hard enough telling her parents and the other senshi that she had finally found her true love and that it was Hotaru.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Id've thought they'd be pretty pleased, considering her other choices
<// J_Daito //> Let's see-- her father, the icthyosaur, the horse, the fairy
"Good. Now maybe we can start looking around the museum." Hotaru said as she pinched ChibiUsa's ass.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because nothing says lovin' like a tour through a dusty old museum filled with dead things looted from the ends of civilization!!
"I don't see Neo Queen Serenity taking it well when she hears that her daughter was making love to her girlfriend in a public museum." said ChibiUsa.

<// J_Daito //> (NQS): CHIBIUSA! LEAVE PUU ALONE!! SHE'S MY BI[BLEEP]!!
Hotaru's face was so beautiful. Her body had grown very well since they had been children, and ChibiUsa loved every inch of it.

<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So that VP-RX pill stuff *does* work*... and I thought all that spam was just bull[BLEEP]
She had never been so close to anyone as she was with Hotaru, and it felt awkward when her other friends were around.

<// J_Daito //> Yeah, the girls keep taking bets on whether Chibiusa will snap in two.
Setsuna smiled to herself as the two talked. They'd get married pretty soon. She had seen it in the future. She knew she shouldn't check into the future, but sometimes things got so interesting, like with Hotaru and ChibiUsa, that she couldn't help herself.

* // J_Daito // snorts
<// J_Daito //> Yeah... I'll bet it gets real *interesting*
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I bet she makes it a Pay-Per-View "checking".
she was stopped as she felt Hotaru's lips pressed against her own. By the time Hotaru finally pulled away Serenity was already mingling with her friends.

<// J_Daito //> "mingling"? with the friends? What kind of Roman-esque goings on does NQS hold in this 31st century Pagan world?
As they started to make love, Serenity had knocked on the door and told ChibiUsa it was time for breakfast.

<// J_Daito //> Oh, she's eaten already, Usagi dear
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Forbidden fruit!
After she closed the door and turned around and saw Hotaru standing there wearing her bra, panties, and socks.

<// J_Daito //> Buy your own, cheapskate!
Slowly, she pulled the dress down to her waist. She slid her hands behind ChibiUsa. Her hands slid up ChibiUsa's back. She unclasped the bra and dropped it on the floor.

<FireFly_9> WHAT THE *HELL* IS THIS?!
* GERMATOID CUTS THE DATA FEED
<GERMATOID> OH, UHH, NOTHING DEAR! NOTHING AT ALL!
<FireFly_9> PAPA....
* --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- catcalls
<// J_Daito //> baka!
<FireFly_9> You... you people...
<FireFly_9> This... this... salacious slander...
<FireFly_9> SHALL NOT GO UNCHECKED!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh [BLEEP]
<// J_Daito //> This was THEIR IDEA! THEIR IDEA!
<FireFly_9> Oh, rest assured, everyone... I have ideas of my OWN...
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