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#382: “Apple 0wnz Japan”

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*** Topic is '-= Ack =-'
[12:39] * FireFly_9 looks at the topic from the last chat session

[12:39] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa, you didn't bite the hand that fed you, you snapped it clean off... >_<
[12:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah I wasn't much for forums anyways
[12:40] <FireFly_9> Still you managed to trigger a Godwin collapse in the chatbox and no end of pain for the rulemaker...
[12:42] <GERMATOID> AND WE WORK FOR [THE HAPPY PLACE]!
[12:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What? I didn't MEAN TO! I was just making the point that NONE of us fit in there!
[12:42] <// J_Daito //> Gee, Ten'ou, let's see... an evil dark General who looks upon humans as ants, a whacked out mad scientist who summons demons for fun, an in-denial goth with eschatological fixations and a Kamikaze complex, a holier-than-thou "sensitive" artist who thinks she can single-handedly elevate the rest of society to "her" level
[12:42] <// J_Daito //> A fem.bot who only speaks in Haiku, a radioactive fungus child with the IQ of navel lint, a pedophilic rapping beastiality boy and a car-obsessed wrestling fanatic cross-dressing maniac who out machos macho MEN.... not to mention "Sailor Malaprop 10000"...
[12:46] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, we'd fit RIGHT IN.
[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shut up
[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was bored
[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're the one who reamed the rules Dork General
[12:49] <// J_Daito //> I'm *evil*. When I MiST it's for keeps, baby, it don't matter WHO the subject is! That's why they pay to see me!
[12:49] <FireFly_9> Nobody pays to see you, Jedite.
[12:50] <// J_Daito //> When I rule the world, THEY WILL. Oh yes, they WILL indeed!
[12:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heaven help the first poor fool who quotes us in the forum... that'll be like the kiss of death
[12:51] <FireFly_9> HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE, HARUKA-POPPA?!
[12:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHAT?! JED was the one who started bitching about the RULES!
[12:52] <FireFly_9> Gah! Here, occupy your mind with this (you have your quicktime installed, right?:
[12:53] <FireFly_9> https://homepage.mac.com/hsk/applejapan.html
[12:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's been... HOW MANY minutes?
[12:59] <FireFly_9> You'd think we Japanese had never seen an Apple computer before.
[12:59] <GERMATOID> WEAKEST. DERAIL. EVER. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[13:00] <FireFly_9> -_-#
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