Suburban Senshi: Interfering with the Pedagogical Mission since 2002
#449: “moving on up”

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*** Topic is '-= PGSM is Super Keen =-'
[23:14] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bat wat abut da rashes?
[23:15] <FireFly_9> She was able to get an emergency exfoliation, so the dermal scarring was kept to a minimum-- but now children still scream if she wears a thong to the beach.
[23:15] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> eww wat da fack i wul navaer imagine har in a a thang
[23:18] <Cést_la_V> I'm so tired
[23:18] <=^catablanca^=> You wouldn't be so tired if you didn't eat so many sweets-- all those Valentine's day M&M's are gone
[23:18] <Cést_la_V> Shush, Artemis, I saw you nibbling on them too
[23:18] <=^catablanca^=> I had *six*. SIX, Mina. You were inhaling them like a shop-vac on a woodshop floor
[23:19] <Cést_la_V> But they were so tasty....
[23:19] <=^catablanca^=> You didn't even let Hotaru get any... two *pounds* of chocolate, Minako... two *pounds*!
[23:20] <FireFly_9> It's all right, Artemis... I dislike milk chocolate
[23:20] <=^catablanca^=> You are aware there were peanut-butter M&M's in there
[23:20] <FireFly_9> ... still... I wouldn't want to impose....
[23:21] <Cést_la_V> No imposition! Your Suitcase is My Suitcase, as the Spanish say!!
[23:21] <=^catablanca^=> "Mi Casa es su Casa?"
[23:21] <Cést_la_V> Yeah, yeah... I feel kinda sick
[23:21] <FireFly_9> Perhaps you shouldn't have had that can of Coca-cola
[23:22] <=^catablanca^=> Or the nacho chips
[23:22] <FireFly_9> Or the "Pringles"...
[23:22] <Cést_la_V> The Pringles had no taste! I needed the soda to wash them down!!
[23:23] <=^catablanca^=> They had no taste because you had left them in the hallway for a month and a half propping up the computer desk
[23:23] <Cést_la_V>
[23:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit I hate you, Aino Minako, living the life of Riley like that
[23:26] <Cést_la_V> Who's Riley and why would I be living his life? Is that like Scott Bakula in 'Quantum Lap'?
[23:26] <FireFly_9> "Quantum Leap".
[23:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, pigging out on snacks and being sloppy, that makes me jealous, I live with "Herr Komandant"
[23:27] <Mdm_Maestro> There's nothing wrong with discipline
[23:27] <=^catablanca^=> Mina doesn't get up until 11:30, and that's an *early* day
[23:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh I consider it bad form to be up before noon if I can help it
[23:28] <Mdm_Maestro> You're so lucky you have me to support you, Haruka
[23:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bah, but the price, the horrible horrible price
[23:29] <Mdm_Maestro> I just asked you to pose for my new painting, "Ouranous Ascendant"
[23:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're making me wear a Dress, Michi... a chiffon-taffeta DRESS
[23:30] * FireFly_9 chokes

[23:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ROR HshssSHSHSSHS
[23:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's not FUNNY!!!
[23:30] <// J_Daito //> I'll say... I walked into the room without thinking, and at first I said, "what a butch chick" and then I realized it was Ten;ou
[23:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err... I *am* a "butch chick".
[23:31] <// J_Daito //> To me you're just one of the guys, Ten'ou... one of the guys....
[23:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
[23:32] <Cést_la_V> I'm going to bed
[23:32] <=^catablanca^=> You're groggy because you had too much sugar, Mina
[23:33] <Cést_la_V> You're not my mom!
[23:33] <=^catablanca^=> You don't get along with her for EXACTLY this reason
[23:33] <Cést_la_V>
[23:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you two are a trip
[23:34] <FireFly_9> I've never seen Minako-san's parents...
[23:34] <=^catablanca^=> You've seen Usagi's parents?
[23:34] <FireFly_9> Yes...
[23:34] <=^catablanca^=> Bascially the same thing, except Mina's dad is more of a doormat
[23:35] <Cést_la_V> Hey! Don't insult my papa!
[23:35] <=^catablanca^=> Do I lie?
[23:35] <Cést_la_V> Well, no... but STILL! Be nice!
[23:35] * Cést_la_V yawns

[23:35] <Cést_la_V> Goodnight!!
[23:35] *** Cést_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (See me now, hear me later!!!)

[23:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, Hotaru, c'mon, move back in, I promise to not use you as a human shield any more
[23:37] <FireFly_9> It just wounds your pride that someone had the temerity to walk out on you, doesn't' it?
[23:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, what's the difference between me and her? She's just as sloppy and careless as I am!
[23:38] <FireFly_9> She never tried to kill me, or run me over, or deafen me with Eminem, or subject me to the traumatizing experience of being strapped into a racecar and hurled across a track at 300kph while I was THREE YEARS OLD...
[23:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man but haven't I repented? Didn't we make up? Have I not improved?
[23:41] <FireFly_9> Face it, will you? I've grown up! Moved out... moved *on*...
[23:41] <// J_Daito //> Hehehe, Ten;ou is so funny, she treied to dress up Chubby-loser there in a black frock and navy leggings...
[23:43] <FireFly_9>
[23:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror i loked lika a mani horatru
[23:44] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka was saying things like, "Chibi-Hotaru, you love me, don';t you? You love your Haruka-poppa and would never leave her, would you?"
[23:44] <=^catablanca^=> heheheh
[23:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMMIT! That's it Michiru I'm not gonna be your stupid model
[23:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- rips off her dress

[23:45] <GERMATOID> I GOTTA GET MY DIGICAM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[23:45] <FireFly_9> You see, *Haruka*, that is the kind of petulant nonsense that caused me to go strike off on my own...
[23:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ha---ru--ka???
[23:46] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I've had it)

[23:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh dear
[23:46] <FireFly_9> What, has she gone stalking off to her room _au natural_ again?
[23:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Only to grab her car keys
[23:46] <FireFly_9> What?
[23:47] <// J_Daito //> Uh-oh, do you hear that
[23:47] <FireFly_9> She's revving up the
[23:47] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Broken Pipe)

[23:47] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Broken Pipe)

[23:48] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hloy fackng SITTT!11
[23:48] <// J_Daito //> I can't believe she DID that
[23:48] <Mdm_Maestro> That Ferrari's going to be nothing but scrap if she keeps that up...
[23:49] <// J_Daito //> So too is Aino's wall... GOOD FOR HER, SHE DESERVES IT
[23:49] <GERMATOID> FOR LIGHTING YOUR ASS ON FIRE? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Now a groggy Sailor Venus is haphazardly shooting 'Crescent Beams' at the car
[23:50] <// J_Daito //> Now Ten;ou's jumped out of the car and is screaming something
[23:50] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gad si loks faking stopid jamping arod in da boff ad screeming
[23:51] <GERMATOID> LET ME SEE IF I CAN USE MY SPY MIC TO SEE WHAT SHE'S SAYING
[23:52] <// J_Daito //> She's... slamming some wood into Aino's house?
[23:52] <GERMATOID> "I... CLAIM...LAND...FOR...URANUS?"
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> She's [BLEEP]ing building a SHED.... at night, and in the buff
[23:53] <// J_Daito //> I mean, damn, Dark Generals don;t usually get embarassed, but this [BLEEP] is making me feel real abashed right about now
[23:54] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> waz si dong?
[23:54] <Mdm_Maestro> If I didn;t know better, I'd say she was buiklding a hallway of some sort... *into* Minako-chan's house...
[23:55] <GERMATOID> LOL I'D BETTER GET DOWN THERE AND TEACH HER HOW TO MAKE LOAD-BEARING WALLS BEFORE WE GET A SUPER-FLAT URANUS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:56] <Mdm_Maestro> Keep your hands to yourself, Professor...
[23:56] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> So let me get this straight... Ten'ou is going to get Hotaru to move back in by forcibly *annexing* Aino's house?
[23:57] <Mdm_Maestro> Looks that way...
[23:57] <// J_Daito //> I like her style! BWAHAHAHAHAAH!
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