#484: “Gambit”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= you're all wrong about her =-'
[01:52] <spiritflame> great tumult starts
[01:52] <spiritflame> raging sea boils with hatred
[01:52] <spiritflame> a symbolic death
[01:55] <FireFly_9> So you see it as well....
[01:55] <FireFly_9> What is she planning?
[01:55] <GERMATOID> I'VE SECURED THE SERVER AND DOUBLE CHECKED REI.BOT'S CIRCUITS, SO WE'RE NOT GOING TO GET HACKED OR ANYTHING! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[01:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit, where'd that girl go, she's supposed to be helping me with the hallway
[01:57] <FireFly_9> Why would Minako-san help you get your hallway up to code? You're forcibly trying to annex her house... rather, *our* house!
[01:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She lost the bet! And whaddya mean "our" house? It's not yours
[01:58] <FireFly_9> You forget, I have a sizeable fortune of my own from Papa's work. Minako-san's been having financial difficulties ever since her bookings have gone down, so I agreed to take joint title of the house with her and now I'm helping to pay the mortgage.
[01:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit! you never offered to pay MY mortgage!
[01:59] <FireFly_9> Michiru-momma pays your mortgaage, not to mention the fact that you make an obscene amount of money racing and playing the piano on your own...
[02:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah well you didn't see what happened the other day when the brakes failed and my stock car slammed into the piano room, wrecking both the car and the piano
[02:00] <FireFly_9> Was*that* the noise I heard?
[02:01] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yo y are mikano's bokings dewn 4? Shi sangs god
[02:01] <FireFly_9> People seem to think she's in ill health thanks to the live action Sailor Moon program.
[02:02] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshs si must B passed
[02:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No, I'm pissed! She lost the bet and has to fetch lumber! I've got to get this damn thing up to code before the inspector comes by
[02:02] <// J_Daito //> Ten'ou you realize you just decoded what Chibi-oozer there had to say
[02:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's the stress man, the stress
[02:03] <FireFly_9> I don't know where Minako-san went.
[02:03] <// J_Daito //> Hah she makes you pay the rent and you still call her Minako-san
[02:03] <FireFly_9> She told me not to, but I am being respectful.
[02:04] <// J_Daito //> I saw Aino stomping off this morning with her "love-me chain" wrapped around her fist and arm, and I think there was a battle aura around her
[02:04] <FireFly_9> Did you not try to stop her?
[02:05] <// J_Daito //> Long and painful experience has taught me there's only one thing to do when a Sailor Senshi is stalking somewhere with weapons out and battle aura on...
[02:05] <// J_Daito //>
[02:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO
[02:06] <spiritflame> a vision appears
[02:06] <spiritflame> the holy flame reveals it
[02:06] <spiritflame> dumping log to chan.
[02:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait she can really read the flames like the real Rei?
[02:07] <// J_Daito //> She's got all the equipment man... ALL the equipment...
[02:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> o ho ho,,, speak on Jed...
[02:08] *** spiritflame has kicked --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- from #suburbansenshi (REASON: don't encourage him)

[02:09] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi

[02:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit
[02:09] <GERMATOID> ARE YOU PATCHING THE MYSTICAL VISION INTO A DIGITAL FORM WE CAN WATCH?
[02:09] <spiritflame> yes
[02:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey that wasn't five syllables or seven!
[02:10] <GERMATOID> FOR MAXIMUM MYSTERIOUSITY I GAVE UPGRADED HER WITH THE ABILITY TO SPEAK IN 1 SYLLABLE OR SINGLE WORDS AS WELL... SHOW THEM, REI.BOT!
[02:11] <spiritflame> dread
[02:11] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> oooooooo
[02:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whao
[02:11] <// J_Daito //> bah
[02:11] <spiritflame> initiating
[02:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL that't the good old 5 syllables!

BEGIN DATA DUMP
minako > kekekekekek so its you takeuchi-sensei
takeuchi > mina-p how are you its been a long time
minako > dont play toy with me takeuchi-sensei you know what you doing
takeuchi > what you say
minako > somone set up me the disease
takeuchi > ha ha ha
minako > you know what you doing
takeuchi > you have no chance to survive make your time
minako > for great justice
takeuchi > all your intellectual property right are belong to us
minako > take off every lie - love me chain
takeuchi > oh my brain what have you done
minako > what she exploded oh crap now the spit has bit the man
policeman > you there what have you done
minako > shes young shell recover wait this looks like a clay sculpture with a tape recorder in it and motors
policeman > dead or live you are coming with me
minako > [bleep]
policeman > it is impolite to swear young lady... hey you look a lot like sailor v
minako > wait i know that face
policeman > you you got me sent to sibera
policeman > where the soviets experimented on me and gave me biopowers
policeman > do not pass go now you go to jail
minako > venus power make
policeman > hahaha i am too fast for you i hope you have a lot of money you are going to need it
END DATA DUMP

[02:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whao, the sacred flame is pretty damn specific these days
[02:22] <spiritflame> sacred flame this not
[02:22] <spiritflame> flame revealed the access code
[02:22] <spiritflame> i tapped satellite
[02:23] <// J_Daito //> Damn a Shinto Hax0r....
[02:24] <GERMATOID> THAT'S MY JINZONINGEN REI.BOT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[02:24] <FireFly_9> Minako-san got arrested?!
[02:24] <Mdm_Maestro> Hohohohohohohoho! And who, you might ask, made that starlingly real decoy doll of Takeuchi Naoko?
[02:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, who gives a rat's [BLEEP] about the doll, we need to get Mianko-chan out so she can work for me
[02:25] <FireFly_9> I'll see about getting her out of jail...
[02:25] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes, but WHO made the doll that got her in there?
[02:26] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Faster than Light Speed)

[02:26] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (The Sound of Silence is Truly Deafening)

[02:26] <// J_Daito //> Probably some hack artist
[02:26] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Everything that elevates an individual above the herd and intimidates the neighbor, is henceforth called evil.)

[02:26] <Mdm_Maestro> ...! YOU FOOLS ! I HAVE ONLY JUST BEGIN!!!
[02:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> *B*gun*, bich
[02:27] <Mdm_Maestro> RAAAAAHHHH!
[02:27] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (scoo U guyz im gong hm!!)

[02:27] <GERMATOID> I WONDER WHAT THIS ALL MEANS, REI.BOT?
[02:27] <spiritflame> ban her from channel?
[02:27] <GERMATOID> NO WE NEED HER WHERE WE CAN SEE HER
[02:28] <GERMATOID> I REMEMBER WHEN SHE WAS IN CHEMISTRY CLASS, SHE WAS WYLY... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[02:28] <spiritflame> great fear for future
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