*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Because "Boogie Senshi" doesn't quite work =-'

[02:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Again, we got an edited chat from the chatbox for your enjoyment-- last night was SO wild and crazy we just has to throw it in.
[02:55] <FireFly_9> This is also the first time we've had "guest stars" in the chat, as the events were so wild and hectic that taking the quotes out of their context would have been useless.
[02:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So for your pleasure and enjoyment, check out the wild and crazy stuff from yesterday's log, as well as surprising philosophy from Neko-chan!

*** Topic is '-= This wasn\'t supposed to be a Love Hotel ¬_¬; =-'
[06:18] * Dr_Xadium is sitting on the floor in his pyjamas, propped up against the sofa, hugging Mina, also in her pyjamas, who is sitting propped up against him. They are watching the sun rise through the living room window in front of them.
[06:18] * Cést_la_V looks up at the channel topic for a second
[06:18] <Cést_la_V> ne...
[06:18] <Dr_Xadium> ?
[06:19] <Cést_la_V> I hope the people who come here don't get the wrong idea about love...
[06:19] <Dr_Xadium> How so?
[06:19] <Cést_la_V> Well I mean we play around and have fun and make lots of jokes and innuendoes and things, but I'm afraid some people will go away thinking that all we're concerned with is who leaves with who and what they do afterwards... and that's it...
[06:20] <Dr_Xadium> you're certainly being philosophical this morning...
[06:20] <Cést_la_V> i'm the Goddess of Love, it's my job to think about these things sometimes...
[06:20] <Dr_Xadium> (teases her hair a little) So what are you thinking now?
[06:20] <Cést_la_V> (shows X-chan the red thread that binds them) We were having fun with this last night with everybody else, but it's really an important thing. When you fall in love with someone it's not just about "playing around"...
[06:20] <Cést_la_V> There's worrying about that person's health, the feeling of watching them leave home in the morning and not knowing if they'll return...
[06:21] <Cést_la_V> There's being able to trust them with all your secrets, and them being able to trust you too... there's missing their smile during the day, or feeling that ache when they aren't there...
[06:21] * Dr_Xadium nods
[06:21] <Cést_la_V> Laughing at jokes that aren't really funny, smiling to cheer someone up when inside you're really very sad or angry yourself... all these things are important...
[06:21] <Cést_la_V> There's loyalty and commitment too, that's what love is really, if it's going to mean anything... that's what we have to protect...
[06:22] * Cést_la_V sighs
[06:22] * Dr_Xadium rubs her shoulders a little
[06:22] <Dr_Xadium> I know... and I'm sure they all know it too. I don't think anyone takes it for granted.
[06:22] <Cést_la_V> (sighs and closes her eyes as the morning sun warms her face) I hope so... because I want everyone's memories to be happy and important ones...
[06:22] <Dr_Xadium> You know, Haruka-tachi would probably be stunned if they saw you being so introspective...
[06:23] <Cést_la_V> Sometimes I just worry that the more important messages don't come through...
[06:23] * Dr_Xadium sighs and looks at the risen sun, squinting at it's brilliance. He gives Mina a brief, tight hug.
[06:23] <Dr_Xadium> Don't worry, I'm sure it will. Would you like me to go make breakfast?
[06:23] <Cést_la_V> Mmm... No, let's just sit here and watch the sky for a few minutes more.

...

[09:15] <// J_Daito //> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"
[09:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> practicing for the uburban Senshi Summer Anime RPG Soap Opera Mock Concert, I see.
[09:17] <// J_Daito //> yup
[09:23] <// J_Daito //> Hey, whatever happened to your famicom?
[09:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> my famicom went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force
[09:23] <// J_Daito //> LOL
[09:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi was like "you weakling. if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Elza Grey"
[09:25] <// J_Daito //> ROFL
[09:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I tried, lost, yelled "damn defective famicom" and hurled it out the window
[09:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey wanna spar?
[09:29] <// J_Daito //> coo
[09:29] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- swings around and dropkicsk jed
[09:29] * // J_Daito // backflips
[09:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- strikes a fighting pose
[09:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> FIGHT!
[09:30] <// J_Daito //> You cannot win, Ten'ou
[09:32] <// J_Daito //> FOR I...
[09:32] * Dr_Xadium sets mode +o // J_Daito //
[09:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAAAAAAAAMN YOU
[09:33] <// J_Daito //> ...am the one
[09:33] * // J_Daito // flies away, doing his superman thing
[09:33] * Dr_Xadium sets mode -o // J_Daito //
[09:34] * // J_Daito // crashes into the ground
[09:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[09:39] <GERMATOID> I HAVE A COOL MONEYMAKING SCHEME
[09:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh?
[09:40] <GERMATOID> THE ULTRA-DIET, LOSE OVER 50 POUNDS IN A MONTH
[09:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How does that work exactly, prof?
[09:41] <GERMATOID> VERY WELL -- BUT WE HAVE TO BE CAREFUL TO NO WHERE ON THE BOTTLE TELL THEM THEY ARE INGESTING TAPE WORM EGGS.
[09:41] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
[09:42] <// J_Daito //> Yum
[09:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gah
[09:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So jed, I was opening a can of coke, right
[09:46] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:46] <spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[09:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And it exploded ALL over my keyboard but I jerked it away in time
[09:48] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (eww u sick fraek)
[09:49] <// J_Daito //> Waste of a good soda, man...

...

[17:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm, so we're gonna need amnesia...
[17:16] <// J_Daito //> lots of things said while the relevant party is unconcious
[17:17] <Cést_la_V> unrequited love...
[17:17] <=^catablanca^=> mindlessly repeating cycles that threaten change byt never do
[17:18] <GERMATOID> PLOT DEVELOPMENTS THAT NO MATTER HOW SIGNIFICANT ALWAYS GET REVERSED IN SOME TOTALLY IMPLUASIBLE WAY
[17:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Backstory hashing like a motherf[BLEEP]er
[17:19] <Cést_la_V> Randomly insane actions that only serve to introduce chaos into the situation
[17:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hah Neko-chan should know about those
[17:20] <Cést_la_V> :P
[17:21] <Mdm_Maestro> Long, passionate speeches that serve no real purpose...
[17:21] <Kumori> Liek the ones the senshi give, Michiru?
[17:23] <// J_Daito //> Which reminds me, LONG epic battles where people forget to heal themselves for hours while they engage in their soap operatics
[17:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but we need to show the reality of it
[17:24] <Mdm_Maestro> They are stunned by our eloquence.
[17:24] <Haak> Actually, it's more like "working out what's going on"
[17:25] <Cést_la_V> Btu you know to do this justice the fanfic would have to end up being like 10 megabytes long
[17:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well we'll indiciate repetition somehow
[17:26] <GERMATOID> EMOTIOONAL MOBIUS LOOP ITERATON 1.000,234
[17:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay pplz ane of U sean mai huzbend selorchaos??
[17:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He's not here man, I think he cheated on you with ying
[17:29] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. weaps 4 it
[17:30] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o woah is me, 2 b maraide n left 4 anoder women at sacha yung age
[17:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't worry, there are other men in the bars
[17:31] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. thenks harackra 4 har siupport
[17:31] <Duo> SEE SHE'S POSSESSED
[17:31] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u mr men ur jast lik all da uder insansitve man
[17:32] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i gav mai hert n seoul 2 selro coash n he dimps mi rite aftat da henymoon
[17:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i h8 all fackin menz!!!1 all facking menZ R scam!!!!1
[17:33] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> iz noe da emeny of all menz who dew nit wnt 2 B har men
[17:34] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. lokz arend
[17:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ATREMIZ! DU U WENT 2 B mai MEN?!!1
[17:34] <=^catablanca^=> not... really...
[17:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> den u 2 r mai fackin emeny!!!1
[17:35] * =^catablanca^= is somehow not afraid.
[17:35] <Kumori> I am sure you do not want a cat for your Man, Chibi-Usa
[17:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u dere miset kumaro, u went 2 B mai men?!!1
[17:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wet abut U, deou?!1
[17:36] <Kumori> Umm.....?
[17:36] <Duo> kumori aren't you a girl?
[17:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wall u jon mai harum?!1
[17:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wall u B mai men meet?!1
[17:36] <Duo> because she's POSSESSED!
[17:37] <Kumori> Umm... sorry to say this Chibi-Usa... but I'm a girl in three hours...
[17:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> datz ok u ken pleazure mi 4 3 hoeurz
[17:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- winces at that image
[17:38] * Cést_la_V wonders if her thoughts this morning reached anyone
[17:38] <Kumori> I.... umm.... yipe....
[17:38] * Cést_la_V sees that the answer is "no"
[17:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o i see dat kumrori iz intarestad in mai offar...
[17:39] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pises ssaductavli 4 ham
[17:40] <Kumori> Gah... this isn't good...
[17:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi ruv u wrong taim, kumrori ♡
[17:40] * Dr_Xadium is back
[17:40] <Dr_Xadium> So what's going on here?
[17:41] <Duo> kumori is possessed
[17:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- yawns and dodges apatetically
[17:41] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-chan is trying to recruit men for her harem
[17:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> zedam u materficker wall u jeoin mai hairem?!!
[17:42] <Kumori> SHe's trying to recruit me!!
[17:42] * Cést_la_V steps in fromt of X-chan
[17:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak it eyell gat u latar, i went dis kumrari dode new
[17:43] <Kumori> Please!! HELP ME!! *trys to get away*
[17:43] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. duez a straptesse 4 kumrori
[17:43] <// J_Daito //> OH, THE BLINDNESS
[17:44] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. stalks kumori, wit a dramy lok in har i
[17:44] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeps 4 kumori
[17:45] <Kumori> WHAT!?! HIDE ME!!!
[17:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't let her achieve liplock!!
[17:45] <Cést_la_V> VENUS LOVE-ME CHAIN!!
[17:45] <Kumori> Get her away from me!!!
[17:45] * Cést_la_V grabs hold of Chibiusa and hauls her away from K.
[17:46] <Kumori> *scrambles off to hide*
[17:46] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. foems at da mouath
[17:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lat gew of mai u BICH!!!1 i went mai men meet!!!!1
[17:46] <Kumori> Thank you... Minako-san...
[17:47] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. braks dewn n craies
[17:47] * Cést_la_V nods
[17:47] <Kumori> NO!! I can't stand crying kids!! ARG!!
[17:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da fick dad i dew, i gat maried n he leafs mi
[17:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an new i kari selorcoases babi in mai bally
[17:48] <Kumori> Listen, Chibi-Usa, I know you have problems with men, but I am not someone to go for!!
[17:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chib, that's just indigestion, man I keep sayin
[17:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> NEW U MATERFICKER, A WOMEN NOSE DIS SIT
[17:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> a neou lif stars in mai bally
[17:49] <// J_Daito //> That will be the e.coli
[17:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... why don't you get the silver crystal to make you a man?
[17:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ...
[17:51] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san?
[17:51] <Duo> haruka, SHUT UP!
[17:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... u facking returd, wat da fick wuld i went 2 B a men 4?
[17:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- facefaults
[17:51] <Duo> no
[17:51] <// J_Daito //> BEcause then you could chase all the fine ladies here
[17:52] <// J_Daito //> They seem to outnumber the men by a great deal
[17:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mham, sew if ai was a men... waeit!!!1
[17:52] <Kumori> *Shivers* This is really getting on my nerves....
[17:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> worfwed, wuld u B a paret of mai harum??
[17:53] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. paosesz 4 ham saductivli
[17:53] <Cést_la_V> That's just creepy...
[17:54] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. shaksz har minimakar
[17:54] <Kumori> It frightens me...
[17:54] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. jaggles wat gid gav har
[17:54] <Wolfwood> ....I would rather saw my nuts off with a rusty chainsaw
[17:54] <Kumori> AHHH! BLIND!!!
[17:54] <Dr_Xadium> Mina, isn't there a red thread for her, can't we see who she belongs with?
[17:54] * Cést_la_V tries to see
[17:55] <Cést_la_V> There is.... but it looks like the fates are playing cat's cradle with it
[17:55] <Kumori> Chibi-Usa!!! STOP!!!
[17:55] * Cést_la_V sighs
[17:55] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. des a lipdence 4 worfwod
[17:56] <Kumori> *trys to claw his eyes out*
[17:56] <Denmaru> Hi all!
[17:56] <Kumori> *currently can't see! and doesn't want too!!*
[17:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay an of u materfickers gatz a poal i ken dans wit
[17:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ..|.. fyne materficker u jast hed to sey no.... bat new u 2 R mai emeny
[17:57] <Denmaru> A...poal?
[17:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u man r al da sem, u gav mi chyld den u leaf mi 2 rit
[17:57] <Kumori> Grrr... is she done, please say she's done!!
[17:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> damnaru, wuld u lak 3 jon mai harum?? ~_^
[17:58] <// J_Daito //> Has she asked me? Because I forgot if she asked me
[17:58] <Kumori> ALL MEN IN THE ROOM, RUN!
[17:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude why would you want her to
[17:59] <Denmaru> Erm... Well, Chibiusa, I´m honored by this offer, but I doubt I can match you in any way, and thus, I don´t dare to bring shame to your harem...
[17:59] <// J_Daito //> So I could enjoy the pissed off look on her face when I flip her off
[17:59] <Haak> * is back
[17:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak it fyne u man all sack
[17:59] <YingGirl> Wolf, she has the crystal and knows how to use it.
[17:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o wiet i haf 2 gavehak hiz chunce
[18:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hak u wenna jon mai harum
[18:00] <Haak> The hell?
[18:00] <Kumori> I am royally frightened...
[18:00] <Denmaru> Ow..Chibiusa, I believe that some day, the man of your dreams will come
[18:00] <Haak> Go back to your goddamn sleazepit, spore.
[18:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibi got dumped at the altar by Solarchos and so she's making men an offer, join her harem or be her enemy
[18:01] <Kumori> is away: trying to recover
[18:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> harackra dnt omat da fakt dat im with his chyld
[18:01] <Haak> What happened to Solarchos then? And just how did he end up in THAT situation?
[18:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Solar denies it, but I've got it in the clipboard somewhere
[18:02] <Wolfwood> can I shoot her? tell me I can shoot her
[18:03] <Denmaru> Wolf: No... don´t you know what all the ppl tried to kill her? They never made it
[18:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [01:36] <Solarchos> ( sorry, Ying, but it was Chibiusa and I just *had* to do it )
[18:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> we know the truth
[18:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> DA TRUETH!!!1
[18:04] <Denmaru> My got... Solarchaos did it with Chibiusa??!
[18:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o fak all u stopid men!!!1
[18:04] <Haak> Geez as if Solarchos didn't have enough to worry about
[18:05] <Denmaru> Chibiusa: Not all men are bad...
[18:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> onigey slivar kistal... man hev betraied mi, plz tarn mi in2 a men sew i ken fid a sanstive women!!!1
[18:06] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. trens in2 a men
[18:06] <Haak> Oo @ Chibiusa
[18:06] <Denmaru> This...is...scar y...
[18:07] <Duo> I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!
[18:07] <Cést_la_V> DID NO ONE READ MY PHILOSOPHICAL THOUGHTS ON LOVE?!
[18:07] * Dr_Xadium did
[18:07] <Cést_la_V> YOU WERE THERE
[18:07] <Denmaru> Venus: Where to find them?
[18:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> why do you say that... baby?
[18:08] <Cést_la_V> (scroll to near the top of the log, X-chan and I were talking)
[18:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> because I am now a handsome, virile, man?
[18:08] <Denmaru> (Will do, Mina)
[18:08] <Kumori> has returned
[18:08] <Wolfwood> (shoots usa in the leg)
[18:09] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. dodges in a macho way
[18:09] <Kumori> Chibi-dude?
[18:09] <Kumori> God, it's Ranma1/2 here.
[18:09] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. looks like James Bond
[18:09] <Haak> Wait so now that the spore is a guy, he's literate?
[18:10] <Kumori> Now all we need is someone turning into a giant panda and we'd be all set.
[18:10] <Cést_la_V> Well I am suave and sophisticated...
[18:10] <Cést_la_V> STOP IMITATING ME!!!
[18:10] <Kumori> is away: buisy again
[18:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> just one of my many powers, pet...
[18:11] <Wolfwood> ....
[18:11] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. looks over Minako-babe carefully
[18:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> So darling, what's say you and me retire Early tonight?
[18:11] * Dr_Xadium steps in front of Mina
[18:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Oh, but I've had with foul MEN Mr. Haak... now I seek the companionship of the fairer [BLEEP]
[18:12] <Wolfwood> thats it mr timelord...DEFEN D YOR WOMAN!!!!
[18:13] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Perhaps now the Goddess of Love will smile down upon me...
[18:13] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked .`~SugaBB_2999~`. from #suburbansenshi (REASON: change back or I'll devoice you)
[18:13] <Denmaru> You just tried to turn on the goddess of love
[18:13] <Haak> She'll laugh at you, yeah.
[18:13] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. still has the silver crystal, old man
[18:14] <YingGirl> Xadium...go fetch Elios, I wanna see him get tramitized by this..
[18:14] <Dr_Xadium> LOL
[18:14] <Denmaru> Ohooo.... A fight between the 2?
[18:14] * Dr_Xadium does just that
[18:14] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:14] <spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[18:14] <Duo> ying,m you'd do that to your brother?
[18:14] <H3LLi05> Yo yo YO / Whaddya you people KNOW
[18:15] <Denmaru> Hi, Ellios!
[18:15] <Haak> Take a look for yourself, horseboy
[18:15] <H3LLi05> Hey sis how's Soalr Chaotic Bliss?
[18:15] * H3LLi05 looks around from the sky to the ground
[18:16] <Duo> your sis requested you presence
[18:16] <H3LLi05> hey who's the runt that looks like a cosplayin chibic[BLEEP]
[18:16] <Denmaru> That is Chibiusa....she used the ginzoshou
[18:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Why, you brutish jackanapes, it IS I, the chibi [BLEEP]
[18:17] <H3LLi05> steps back / has just had a massive f[BLEEP]in heart attack
[18:17] <H3LLi05> hey yo I love the threads they're the s[BLEEP]t / you score a gal to finally do it?
[18:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I am currently on the prowl, as they say...
[18:18] <Wolfwood> .......
[18:19] <H3LLi05> hey wanna make a chick chasin' team / we could have a cassanovian scream
[18:19] <Haak> This isn't quite going as planned..
[18:19] * Cést_la_V will fix this
[18:19] <Denmaru> ARGH!! Now they´ve done it...
[18:19] <Denmaru> Someone help us!
[18:19] <Cést_la_V> [01:36] <Solarchos> ( sorry, Ying, but it was Chibiusa and I just *had* to do it )
[18:20] <Haak> XD
[18:20] <H3LLi05> ...
[18:20] <YingGirl> ....O.o Elios? Nani?
[18:20] <Haak> And so, "the s[BLEEP]t hits the fan"
[18:20] <H3LLi05> whoa sis / you and solar had the bliss? [but I thought it wuz ying]
[18:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Are you all right, you jsut called me your sister
[18:21] <H3LLi05> I mean t sis in the ghetto way / so to say
[18:21] <Denmaru> Maybe I should´ve joined her harem
[18:21] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> But I am a "bro" now.
[18:22] <H3LLi05> You got the gear for that kinda thing / to have a chick fling?
[18:22] <Wolfwood> you're a medical exparament gone awry,thats what you are
[18:22] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. looks over at Minako-babe
[18:22] <Denmaru> Hellios, don´t trigger him/her! She/he might strip!
[18:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Yes indeed.
[18:23] * Dr_Xadium is getting aggravated
[18:23] <Denmaru> My god... Xadium...please, for the sake of this worl,d do something!
[18:23] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. employs the silver crystal to protect herself and Elios
[18:24] <H3LLi05> Uhh.. "HIS" Self...
[18:24] <Wolfwood> I thought you were a ^man^ man...men don't hide behind crystals or wiggers
[18:24] <Haak> The result of all this madness.
[18:24] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Oh yes, right, capitol. I do keep forgetting that I am a man now couresty of the awesome powers of the Ginzuishou.
[18:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoah she's got that recapitulation s[BLEEP]t DOWN
[18:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...I mean "he"
[18:25] <Haak> Haruka - That's scary in itself
[18:25] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ahh yes, more beautiful women have arrived...
[18:26] <Cést_la_V> X-chan, she... he's beginning to annoy me...
[18:26] <Moonstar> What the- what DID I miss? **reads back log**
[18:26] <Wolfwood> must....kill.... th Usa....
[18:26] <Haak> Moonstar, watch yourself lest Chibiusa try to "befriend" you
[18:26] <Denmaru> Now, the song "Man...I feel like a woman" would be cool here
[18:26] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Why, my good man? I do so apologize for the lap dance earlier, but I'm quite a changedman, as you can see...
[18:28] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Having been manipulated by men all my life, I thought it was only right peoper that if I could not beat them I should join them.
[18:28] <Haak> I left before it started..
[18:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> So, you see, Mr. Wolf, as both men, we should be friends, buddies, "compadres"
[18:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Allied in our pursuit of ... "fairer game"
[18:30] <Denmaru> How nice...so finally, I don´t have to worry about Chibiusa anymore :3
[18:31] <Wolfwood> I don't need "fairer game"....and I aint your friend palooka
[18:31] <Cést_la_V> This is insane...
[18:32] <Denmaru> Venus: As the Senshi of love....can´t you do something about this?
[18:32] * Cést_la_V is calculating
[18:33] <Wolfwood> *twitch*
[18:33] <Kumori> Now I don't want to become a female again....
[18:33] <Wolfwood> (opens fire on the usa)
[18:34] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pulls an agent smith and returns to Minako-babe
[18:34] * Dr_Xadium is incensed
[18:34] <Haak> * watches and waits
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> ♡_♡
[18:34] <Denmaru> Interesting... now, she/he is vulnerable to certain kicks... :3
[18:35] <Kumori> *sighs and REALLY does NOT want to become female again*
[18:35] <Denmaru> Did you find a way, Venus?
[18:35] <Cést_la_V> *breathless* Oh, Chibiusa-sama...
[18:35] <Dr_Xadium> O_o;
[18:35] <Wolfwood> SOMEONE SMOKE THAT MUTHA F[BLEEP]A!!!!!!!!!!!
[18:35] <Denmaru> My god... she is under "his" spell!
[18:36] <Kumori> Mianko-san.....
[18:36] <Haak> Wait...
[18:36] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Yes, my exquisite turtle-dove...
[18:36] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. takes Minako's slender hands into her own
[18:36] <Denmaru> We can´t let this happen!
[18:37] <Moonstar> **Is tramatized**
[18:37] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa-sama... your hands are so smooth, your fingers so long...
[18:37] <Haak> I think there's more to it..
[18:37] * Dr_Xadium is having a hearts attack
[18:37] <Moonstar> **Trys to pluck eyes out**
[18:37] <Denmaru> Haruka, why don´t you do something?
[18:37] <Moonstar> Man, Xadium, how many hearts do you have?
[18:38] <Haak> Hm, I guess we have to act now, regardless of the bigger picture..
[18:38] <Denmaru> I gotta help Xadium..
[18:38] <Cést_la_V> I would love to place a ring on this finger... ♡
[18:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- eats popcorn
[18:38] <Wolfwood> Xadium......get in there and get your b[BLEEP]h back!
[18:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Ahh yes, my goddess eros
[18:38] <Moonstar> **sits next to Haruka, dazed and confused**
[18:38] <Kumori> I'm gonna kill that damn midgit!!
[18:38] <Wolfwood> XADIUM !!!!!
[18:39] <Denmaru> Minako...NO! Don´t!
[18:39] <Cést_la_V> But I'll slip on this red thread of FATE instead!!
[18:39] * Dr_Xadium chuckles
[18:39] * Cést_la_V yanks the thread over to Elios and slips it on his hand
[18:39] <Kumori> Yes! GO Minako!!
[18:40] <Wolfwood> MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHA
[18:40] <H3LLi05> hey you venusian [BLEEP] I don't wanna be attached to no Chibi joe!
[18:40] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: show the lady some RESPECT)
[18:40] <Kumori> Your saving us all Minako-san!!
[18:40] <Haak> Heh, just as I suspected..
[18:40] * Cést_la_V high fives X-chan
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh they learned my cheating ways so well
[18:41] <Denmaru> Yay, Mina!
[18:41] <Moonstar> **giggles**
[18:41] <Wolfwood> go Minako!
[18:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> What, bound am I, a MAN, forever to another MAN?!
[18:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey it worked for Jed
[18:42] * // J_Daito // doesn't even bother to try and correct her
[18:42] <Denmaru> Chibi: Welcome to the world of gaybars
[18:42] <Moonstar> Oh, Chibi-Dude is Buttered the same as Zoi and Haruka-san!
[18:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> This... this cannot stand... for I must mate, not [BLEEP]ate
[18:42] <Haak> Jed - don't worry, by now she'sthe only one who still gets confused about that
[18:43] <Denmaru> Chibi: So, you have to turn into a "woman" again :3
[18:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> O silver crystla, heed my call, retrun me to the female form in which Solar and I both joined in our blissfull fall
[18:43] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. transforms bak in2 a women
[18:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew lik who wents 2 join mai herem???
[18:44] *** Dr_Xadium has kicked .`~SugaBB_2999~`. from #suburbansenshi (REASON: enough is enough)
[18:45] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- finishes up her popcorn
[18:46] * Mdm_Maestro is away: Hasselhoff
[18:46] <Denmaru> ohooooo
[18:47] <Denmaru> Let´s hope Haruka didn´t see this
[18:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE KITTS BLASTED SLOWLY OSCIELLATING SCANNER LIGHT
[18:47] <Haak> She's right here, Denmaru..
[18:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> woo woo.... woo woo... woo woo
[18:47] <Haak> XD
[18:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT MOCKS ME
[18:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like KITT knows... the terrbile scret...
[18:48] <// J_Daito //> Well he does have scanners *everywhere* inside him
[18:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AUGHHHHHHHH!!!!
[18:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hears "woo woo.... woo woo...."
[18:51] * Cést_la_V is listening to: [ Theme ] Knight Rider (TV Theme) [112 kbps]
[18:51] <Denmaru> LOL
[18:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[18:52] <Kumori> *snicker*
[18:52] * spiritflame is listening to: [ Techno ] Knight Rider 2000 [128 kbps]
[18:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You people suck.
[18:53] <// J_Daito //> rei.bot how do you listen to the MP3s?
[18:54] <spiritflame> tunes are in my head
[18:54] <Cést_la_V> I have that problem too some times...
[18:54] <Haak> Kinda like singing to yourself, I guess
[18:54] <spiritflame> hard drive in my head
[18:55] <Cést_la_V> no I never have that problem...
[18:55] <spiritflame> ^_^;
[18:56] * GERMATOID COOKS WITH STAR SEEDS
[18:56] <Denmaru> Germatoid: We all awed your cooking...
[19:01] <Moonstar> lol. My Dentist is Captain Kirk with a southern Drawl.
[19:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL it's the Kirk McCoy fusion mix
[19:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Dammit Jim! I'm dead!!"
[19:02] <// J_Daito //> Who would McCoy tell if Jim died?
[19:02] <Haak> It'd be in his will, Jed
[19:03] <Haak> XD
[19:03] <// J_Daito //> "He's dead, SPOCK!" doesn't sound right
[19:07] <Cést_la_V> X-chan, Hotaru-chan and i are gonna see Farenheit 911 tonight!!
[19:07] <Haak> Oh, good... that's not ominous
[19:07] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- doesn't care for politics
[19:09] * Cést_la_V was reading the latest sub.sen episode
[19:10] <Cést_la_V> Ne, if someone pirates the episode, does a stuntman really die?
[19:10] <// J_Daito //> Yeah, I kill them myself
[19:10] * // J_Daito // points to a pile of dead stuntmen
[19:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are they dead or just stunting?
[19:11] <// J_Daito //> ...
[19:11] * // J_Daito // looks back to see them all gone
[19:11] <// J_Daito //> S[BLEEP]T
[19:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hah
[19:12] <// J_Daito //> damn teamster stuntmen won't stay dead for more than 30 minutes at a time
[19:12] <// J_Daito //> then you have to give them coffee and crap
[19:12] <Haak> brb
[19:15] * FireFly_9 changes topic to `THIS IS NOT A LOVE HOTEL`
[19:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> lol issues
[19:18] <Neith> Hotaru-chan..... . CHIBI-USA TRIED TO HIT ON ME!
[19:18] <Neith> Minako SAVED US ALL FROM DOOM!
[19:19] <FireFly_9> ... I find both of those statements to be highly implausible.
[19:20] <Neith> They're both true! Chibi-usa turned into a guy and tried to hit on me then went over to hit on Minako who saved us all!
[19:21] <FireFly_9> ... are you inebriated, by any chance?
[19:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man it;s true I saw it too
[19:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Now I KNOW you are all playing a joke on me
[19:22] <Duo> no, she is not hotaru
[19:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (that's what you're going to say next)
[19:23] <YingGirl> Neith speaks the truth. Even Chibi Usa tried hitting on Wolfwood...
[19:23] <FireFly_9> Now I KNOW you.... oh, blast... are you ALL in on it?!
[19:24] <Neith> IT'S NO JOKE! *plays Video tape of the whole thing*
[19:25] <Adam> ? What's up?
[19:25] <FireFly_9> Well if they are to be believed, Chibiusa became a man
[19:25] <FireFly_9> And then she hit on Minako-sempai, who saved everyone.
[19:25] <Duo> I DO NOT LIE HOTARU!!!!!
[19:26] <Adam> WHAT?!?!? THat's crazier than my desires to glomp John Mayer and Paul Cattermole!
[19:26] <FireFly_9> I think they are playing an elaborate prank on me.
[19:27] <Duo> it's no joke hotaru!
[19:27] <Dr_Xadium> It's true, Hotaru...
[19:27] <spiritflame> is completely accurate
[19:27] * FireFly_9 sighs
[19:28] <FireFly_9> Whatever... I don't have the anergy to fight this anymore.
[19:29] <Haak> * is back
[19:29] <Duo> rei.bot I need you to do an exercisem on kumori
[19:30] <FireFly_9> Hello, Haak.
[19:30] <Haak> Hi there Hotaru.
[19:30] <spiritflame> is not exercise machine
[19:30] <Haak> XD
[19:30] <// J_Daito //> Funny, she used to be when she was dating me
[19:30] *** spiritflame has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi (REASON: idiot)
[19:30] <Haak> I think he meant exorcism
[19:31] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:31] <spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
[19:31] <spiritflame> ...
[19:31] * spiritflame will consider it

...

[19:56] <Sailor Q.> ....I'm back....
[19:57] <Sailor Q.> *now wearing a bikni top along with denium shorts*......
[20:14] <Sailor Q.> ho hum....
[20:14] <Sailor Q.> ....what a slow day....
[20:31] * FireFly_9 goes flying through the air
[20:31] <Sailor Q.> WTF!?!
[20:32] <Sailor Q.> HOTARU-CHA!?! YOU ALRIGHT?
[20:32] <Haak> What the..
[20:32] <Solarchos> ( Concealed, armored floor-panel opens : Solarchos has entered the chatroom )
[20:32] <Sailor Q.> ....WHAT THE HECK JUST HAPPENED, HOTARU?
[20:33] <Neith> HOTARU!
[20:33] <Sailor Q.> ........
[20:33] <Haak> Ah, there you are Solarchos. Boy do you have a lot to explain
[20:33] <Sailor Q.> ......you okay, Hotaru?
[20:33] <Solarchos> Hotaru?! What the heck happened to her?
[20:33] <Neith> *takes Solarchos's combat helmet and his anti-knife gloves*
[20:33] <Haak> Your guess is as good as mine.
[20:34] <Sailor Q.> .......answer, Hotaru! are you alright...someon e get a first aid box..
[20:34] <Haak> When was the last time you were with Chibiusa, Solarchos?
[20:34] <Sailor Q.> Hotaru!?!
[20:34] <Neith> *heals Hotaru easily*
[20:34] * FireFly_9 gets up slowly
[20:35] <Solarchos> Haak - About what? Chibiusa? No, nothing happened between us. She's just *mental*
[20:35] <Sailor Q.> *Goes to help Hotaru up*...You okay?
[20:35] * Dr_Xadium flies through the air and slams into her; they both go down
[20:35] <Haak> Heh. I figured, just testing.
[20:35] <Haak> What the hell is going on here?
[20:35] <Neith> XADIUM!!!!!
[20:35] <Haak> *stays low
[20:35] <Sailor Q.> WTF!?! WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON!?!
[20:36] * Cést_la_V comes crashing through the ceiling and lands on them both
[20:36] <Kumori> Who's throwing the Sub.Sen gang around?
[20:36] <Sailor Q.> ....MINAKO-CHAN! !!!!!!!
[20:36] <Cést_la_V> luckily I made a soft landsing...
[20:36] <Sailor Q.> .....I'm guessing haruka will be next
[20:36] <Haak> Minako, what's happening?
[20:36] * Dr_Xadium pushes Mina off
[20:37] <Sailor Q.> .....*hugs Minako*......goo d thing too!!
[20:37] * FireFly_9 pushes Xadium off
[20:37] <Sailor Q.> ....what's going on, Minako?
[20:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- has the evidence
[20:37] <Kumori> *Helps Xadium up* someone explain....
[20:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [01:36] <Solarchos> ( sorry, Ying, but it was Chibiusa and I just *had* to do it )
[20:37] <Sailor Q.> .....
[20:37] * Dr_Xadium is cross
[20:37] <Dr_Xadium> Minako...
[20:37] <Sailor Q.> ...........Haruk a....not now...
[20:38] * Cést_la_V hangs her head in shame
[20:38] <Kumori> What's going on??
[20:38] <Sailor Q.> .....*Looks at Minako*
[20:38] <Solarchos> Neith - DAMMIT! Stop taking my armor!
[20:38] <Dr_Xadium> A "bug bomb" does not have TNT in it.
[20:38] <Sailor Q.> ....what did you do, Minako-chan?
[20:38] * Cést_la_V sighs
[20:38] <Sailor Q.> .......hmmmmm... ...
[20:38] <Kumori> Ohhh.....
[20:38] <Sailor Q.> *gives Minako another hug*
[20:38] * Cést_la_V goes for the C-4
[20:39] * Dr_Xadium gently stops her
[20:39] <Haak> Geez.. are you guys ok?
[20:39] <Sailor Q.> .....at least no one was hurt....badly...
[20:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yes yes solar we know all the lies
[20:39] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- trots out the poor widow
[20:39] <Sailor Q.> ......what happened to artemis...was he invovled too?
[20:39] <FireFly_9> Artemis was out hunting at the time.
[20:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> soler... dad i offand u aftar oeur nite of pazzion??
[20:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> all doze ting u wispared in2 mai ear
[20:40] <Kumori> *snickers* This is getting good...
[20:40] <Sailor Q.> shut up, spore....
[20:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dat skan cell simple u uszed 2 impragnit mi
[20:41] <Solarchos> ( sees Chibiusa ) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHH!!!!! DEMON!! DEMON!! ( whips out boltgun and starts shooting her with armor-piercing, shaped-charge, explosive-tipped gyroslug rockets )
[20:41] <Kumori> O.o!!
[20:41] <Haak> Skin cell... is that even possible?
[20:41] <Windknight> *comes in with first aid kit* any injuries, guys?
[20:42] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. usese da slivar kital to potekt har
[20:42] <Kumori> Ya. Spore over there, is going to anyways.
[20:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u sed 2 us da slicvar kistal to mak it in2 a bweby
[20:42] <Sailor Q.> ...Hideki-kun!
[20:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bcuz u culd nit haf kidz ane uder wey
[20:42] <Solarchos> Haak - No, skin cells CAN'T be used for cloning.
[20:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> an i belifed da liez
[20:43] <Kumori> *twitches*
[20:43] <Windknight> Hey, Doc. X....is everyone alright?
[20:43] <Neith> *gives Solarchos back his gloves and helmet*
[20:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i uzed da slivar cistal 2 mak it a sprom sel
[20:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshs i neded humar to lite up mai trigic lif
[20:44] <Kumori> *continues twitching*
[20:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dint ent sinpathy, i went mai men 2 mari mi n tek rispinisabality
[20:44] <Sailor Q.> *is hanging onto Hideki*
[20:44] <Neith> *heals all that have been injured EXCEPT chibi-usa*
[20:44] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - Nice try, but 1.) Ying and I have some kind of destiny together, 2.) you and I have never made *any* kind of physical contact together, and 3. ) Jedite's the one who had sex with you, not me. Nail him.
[20:44] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. hodlz ot har wadding rung 2 selarchos
[20:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o se how soler patends im nit his wufe
[20:46] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - besides...YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT! You've got the body of a nine-year old! Nine-year olds *can't* get pregnant, so cut the crap!
[20:46] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is 904 yrz ole n haz a slivar kistal of impotent powar
[20:46] <Sailor Q.> *is hugging Hideki*....
[20:46] <Haak> Impotent.. XD
[20:46] <Sailor Q.> you okay, Hotaru-chan?
[20:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da magik med uz a fimily
[20:47] * FireFly_9 nods
[20:47] <Dr_Xadium> Wait, Mina tied a red string of deastiny between you and Elios
[20:47] <Sailor Q.> good......*huggi ng Hideki*
[20:48] <Sailor Q.> My Hideki!!!!!
[20:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat selat cos hed mi frast, sew i need 2 tink of da bestard child
[20:48] <Windknight> *is blushing*
[20:48] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pets har bally
[20:48] * Cést_la_V hugs X-chan too
[20:48] <GERMATOID> I COULD ARRANGE A DNA TEST
[20:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dere is neo ned, my hart talls mi da trith
[20:49] <Sailor Q.> ...maybe someday we can have a family, Hideki-kun...
[20:49] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - Wha choo talkin' 'bout? You made out with Helios on dozens of occasions that you've bragged about.
[20:50] <Haak> There's no point in attacking her as long as she has that crystal..
[20:50] <Windknight> *is beet red*
[20:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yaz but onli aftar dat nite dad i fell da new lif watin mi
[20:50] * Cést_la_V thinks she read this in a soap magazine somwhere
[20:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sew bb wen wal da hineymon b?
[20:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i went 2 go 2 dizzywurld
[20:51] <Solarchos> ( pulls out a combat medical kit and an auspex scanner )
[20:52] <Sailor Q.> ....it does sound vagly familer, doesn't it, Minako?
[20:52] <Solarchos> ( begins scanning Chibiusa and attaches medscan leads to her abdomin )
[20:52] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. usaz da kistal to sheld her bodi frum da fetus kalling reys
[20:52] <Sailor Q.> ....this is really wierd...
[20:52] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. panches selarcoh 4 triing 2 kal da fetis
[20:52] <Sailor Q.> .........*hugs Hideki*
[20:53] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. takez da blod from da panch
[20:53] * Cést_la_V hugs X-chan again
[20:53] * Dr_Xadium goes red
[20:53] <Sailor Q.> mmmmmmm...my hideki....
[20:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs
[20:54] <Sailor Q.> my hideki! my hideki! my hideki!!!
[20:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> profeser i went 2 tak mai DNA testes
[20:54] * Cést_la_V chuckles
[20:54] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. pulled ot sum blad frum u wit da kistal
[20:55] <Solarchos> ( continues scanning Chibiusa )
[20:55] <Sailor Q.> *kisses Hideki on the lips*
[20:55] <Cést_la_V> my X-chan! my X-chan! my X-chan!!
[20:55] <Windknight> *is shocked*
[20:55] * Dr_Xadium feels like a pawn here
[20:55] * GERMATOID GETS THE DNA SCANNER
[20:55] <Haak> * is beginning to miss Euri
[20:56] <Haak> Bah where's Hotaru and her anti-romanticnes s gone to?
[20:56] * Cést_la_V kisses X-chan too!! (will not be outdone)
[20:56] <Sailor Q.> *contiues kiss*
[20:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u end ur lays selarchos... bat sdatz what we cum 2 expact frum u
[20:56] <Solarchos> ( scan complete! No fetal heart signs or any indication of pregnancy. Subject has inactive reproductive system due to low age. )
[20:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> y u lie selar?
[20:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> [20:52] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. usaz da kistal to sheld her bodi frum da fetus kalling reys
[20:57] <Sailor Q.> *still kissing Hideki*
[20:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i blicked ur scanz sew u r lieing now
[20:58] * Cést_la_V is still kissing too!!
[20:58] <Windknight> *is beginning to sweat*
[20:58] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - You are a fiendish liar and twister of truth. I will not tolerate your manipulations any longer!
[20:58] * Dr_Xadium is damn lucky he has a respritory bypass system
[20:58] <Windknight> *turning tomato red*
[20:58] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - Sorry, but you didn't keep the shields up!
[20:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> IZ DAT ANE WEY 2 SPEEK 3 DA MATER OF UR CHIE!!!
[20:59] <Sailor Q.> *still kissing...gettin g very passonite with kiss*
[20:59] <GERMATOID> DNA TEST IS POSTIVE?
[20:59] * Cést_la_V gets 10,000 times more passionate!!
[20:59] <Windknight> *starting to get lightheaded*
[20:59] <GERMATOID> WAIT SHE JUST USED THE CRYSTAL JUST NOW
[20:59] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - besides, this is a medical scanner. It doesn't damage organic tissue in any way, shape, or form. What are you hiding, kiddo?
[21:00] * Dr_Xadium 's gallifreyan lungs are starign to give
[21:00] <Sailor Q.> *still kissing.....give s Minako a wink*
[21:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i kno u went to elimiat da efidence!!!1
[21:00] * Cést_la_V continues kisisng and winks back
[21:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat new...
[21:01] <Windknight> *is getting very light headed*
[21:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. usas da kisal to preject a packture of da giant fatus in da eir lik in 2001 a spac odessi
[21:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> lok itz our futar chile
[21:01] * Dr_Xadium starts to buckle
[21:02] <Solarchos> Chibiusa - Wrong! You're attempting to hide the truth from everyone! This is nothing more than a cheap ploy to try and escape from "Sporehunt"!!
[21:02] <GERMATOID> YOU CLONED THAT JUST NOW WITH THE RYSTAL DIDN'T YOU?
[21:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> nah ah, diz is solers and i's babi
[21:03] <Solarchos> ( looks at image ) That *is* the scene from 2001, you idiot! I can see the reel number down in the corner!
[21:03] <Windknight> *is starting to fall unconceius*
[21:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hack,hoe culd u assalt a pagnit women
[21:03] * Dr_Xadium too
[21:03] <Sailor Q.> *is stil kissing*
[21:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fine materfickers!! i haf no chice!!!!
[21:04] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. prey agen
[21:04] <Haak> You honestly think you count as a "woman", Chibiusa? And for the record, I haven't attacked yet.
[21:04] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's bally begans 2 expound
[21:04] <Kumori> *defensive stance*
[21:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's like that scene... in alien...
[21:05] * Dr_Xadium tumbles back, pulling Mina down with him
[21:05] <Kumori> Grrr.....
[21:05] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> noe... ur gona,.... c... da ... truith!!!!1
[21:05] <Solarchos> Tomoe - Scan the Spore. Given her current level of physiological development, about what age is she in comparison to a normal human?
[21:05] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's bally explots
[21:05] <GERMATOID> FROM THE LOOK OF THAT BABY, PRETTY MATERNAL
[21:06] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is heelt bai da kistal n holts dere bebi
[21:06] <Solarchos> OMG! It's like that scene from "Alien"!!!
[21:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshs see lok its da bebi (baby: "Chibi?")
[21:07] <Duo> chest-burster!
[21:07] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's bebi loks at selar ("papa?"
[21:08] <Kumori> *looks out* o.O?
[21:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> well selar if u dnt went 2 mari mi
[21:08] <Neith> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAH!
[21:08] <Haak> * shrugs and puts away his weapon for now
[21:08] <Solarchos> ( opens fire on the Chaos Spawn just birthed by Chibiusa - low-yield blasts function identically to shots from a Covenant plasma rifle from "Halo" )
[21:08] <Duo> KILL IT!!!!!
[21:08] * Cést_la_V doesn't break the deep kiss even for this
[21:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "papa no kill i"
[21:09] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. tesses him da bebi
[21:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wall if u dnt went mi u stall haf 2 car 4 it
[21:09] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (enjoi yer new famli wit yang)
[21:10] <Solarchos> ( continues firing at the Chaos Spawn and Chibiusa )
[21:10] * Dr_Xadium is turning blue
[21:10] <Haak> ... so now what?
[21:10] <Haak> Solarchos, you're wasting ammo..
[21:10] <Kumori> Kill the Spore child?!
[21:10] <GERMATOID> LOOKS LIKE SOLAR HAS A KID
[21:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Lol how's he gonna explain HER to ying
[21:11] * Dr_Xadium is enjoying all the kissing but hopes the contest ends soon....
[21:12] <Kumori> O.o.... yipe...
[21:12] * Dr_Xadium is asphyxiating
[21:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "papa I love you"
[21:12] <Solarchos> Tomoe - HAD a kid...cloned by blood stolen from me *by the Spore*! You were here. You confirmed that's what happened!
[21:12] <Kumori> it sounds... like... a doll....
[21:13] * Cést_la_V doesn't care if it lasts forever
[21:13] <GERMATOID> WELL YOU ARE THE PAPA ...
[21:13] * GERMATOID GOES OFF FOR COFFEE
[21:13] <Haak> I keep telling you people a direct attack is NOT going to work. Just as the silver crystal protects Chibiusa, it protects her "child". We need to destroy the crystal.
[21:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "Papa why do you hate me?"
[21:14] <Solarchos> ( examines the carbonized remains of the Chaos Spawn ) What the...?! It *WAS* a doll!!
[21:14] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "You're the best papa in the whole world"
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Solar, I don't think the delinquent dads program is gonna buy that excuse
[21:15] <Neith> IT'S A DOLL?!
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nah, he's trying to avoid havinfg to take it in
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He's not as good a bulls[BLEEP]tter as me tho
[21:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (snorts) "We didn't do it! It's a doll, I swear!"
[21:16] <Solarchos> Haruka - Stay outta this. This is all *your* fault. Maybe I should tell Michiru that you and *me* were messing around?
[21:16] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "Papa please don't let me die"
[21:16] <Haak> Heh.
[21:16] <Kumori> *pricks it with a claw a couple times*
[21:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WELL IT WOULD BE JUST DANDY CONSIDERING THE HASSELHOFF
[21:17] <Neith> *gasps*
[21:17] * Dr_Xadium frntically waves for help
[21:17] <Solarchos> Hotaru!! Would you *please* come here!!
[21:17] <Haak> Well this is just plain weird.
[21:17] * FireFly_9 has given up; eating soba
[21:17] <Kumori> *continues pokeing it* Hmm....
[21:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "Papa why are these people poking me? Am I a Pokemon?"
[21:18] <Neith> Kumori, shouldn't you be Darkness by now?
[21:18] * Dr_Xadium is tapping out
[21:19] <Solarchos> ( fires another max-yield plasma blast at the Chaos Spawn...must kill it before it grows!!! )
[21:19] <Neith> *smacks Minako on the back of the head*
[21:19] * Cést_la_V waves her off, will win contest + this is fun ♡
[21:19] <Haak> Well we can't do that much about it right now. Dr X, on the other hand, could do with some IMMEDIATE help.
[21:19] <Solarchos> Hotaru - Thanks for *nothing*!! Maybe I should start spreading rumors about you and Mamoru!?!
[21:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "Papa do you hate me?"
[21:20] * FireFly_9 spits up her soba, gets mad at the threat and KEEPS eating
[21:20] <Kumori> *grabs Minako-san and pulls her away* I believe you won...
[21:20] <Neith> I officially decclare Minako and Xadium the winners
[21:20] * Cést_la_V WILL NOT BE DETERRED and maintains the figre-4 liplock
[21:21] <Neith> HELL! I CAN KILL THAT THING!
[21:21] * Dr_Xadium is out
[21:22] <Kumori> Minako-san, I believe Xadiun-san can not breath...
[21:22] * Cést_la_V drags him off.... ♡♡♡
[21:22] <Solarchos> ( fires yet *another* max-yield plasma blast at it...jeez, how much damage can it take?! )
[21:22] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) "Papa... I'm sorry you hate me... (cries)"
[21:23] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's baby pulls out a tounge depressor
[21:23] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> (baby) since I'm unwanted I have no choice...
[21:23] <Sailor Q.> *is still kissing*
[21:24] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's baby commits seppuku with the tounge depressor
[21:24] <Kumori> O.o
[21:24] <Windknight> *is turning blue...purple... ...
[21:24] <Haak> ...
[21:24] * Cést_la_V is away: Mouth to mouth resuscitation ♡
[21:25] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's baby dies in a pool of pink sugar
[21:25] <Kumori> *drags Q and WK from eachother* He can't breath!!
[21:25] <Sailor Q.> *stops kissing and hugs Hideki's limp body*.....MY HIDEKI-KUN!!!
[21:25] <Haak> Ladies and gentlemen, we have established that the child is now, in fact, dead.
[21:25] <Solarchos> Good...it's dead...praise the Emperor.
[21:25] <Sailor Q.> I LOVE MY HIDEKI-KUN!!!
[21:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man that's rough when your ba[BLEEP]rd child kills itself with a tounge depressor rather than live with you
[21:26] <Haak> Well it was gonna be a short life anyway by the sounds of the people round here.
[21:26] * Cést_la_V loves her X-chan too ♡
[21:26] <Sailor Q.> ♫ All you need is love....all you need is love....all you need is love...love...lo ve is all you need ♫
[21:27] <Solarchos> Haruka - Chibiusa cloned that thing using blood stolen from me *without* concent. What the hell have I ever done to you, anyway?
[21:27] <// J_Daito //> Maybe Spore cna sue for wrongful death
[21:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm just being a punkass
[21:27] <Sailor Q.> ...hey, Minako...we could double date sometime!!!
[21:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It amuses me
[21:28] * Cést_la_V grins devilishly
[21:28] * Dr_Xadium awakes and begins to ph33r
[21:28] <Solarchos> Haruka - Besides, it was the daemonic progeny of Chibiusa. However begat, the pink-haired demon-child must NOT reproduce.
[21:28] <Sailor Q.> .....*hugs Hideki again*
[21:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (but then why'd you mate with her in the first place?)
[21:29] <Windknight> *wakes up*...wha...huh. .wha...
[21:29] * Cést_la_V huggles X-chan
[21:29] <Solarchos> Jedite - She can't. - Chibiusa cloned that thing using blood stolen from me *without* concent. No legitamite basis.
[21:30] <Sailor Q.> *hugs Hideki, burying his head in her chest* I love you, Hideki!!
[21:30] <// J_Daito //> heh the way the Supreme Court's going these days that won't be an impediment soon
[21:30] <Windknight> *is shocked....but kinda happy*
[21:31] * Cést_la_V hugs X-chan, burying his head in her chest (I love you, X-chan!!)
[21:31] * Dr_Xadium ain't complaining
[21:31] <Sailor Q.> *is super happy*
[21:31] * Cést_la_V is SUPER GENKI!!
[21:31] <Windknight> *is happy*
[21:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs soem more popcorn
[21:32] <Haak> It's times like this that being reminded there's an ocean between me and Euri sucks the most.
[21:32] <Sailor Q.> .........and someday, me and hideki will marry and then we'll have two kids, both daughters hopefully, and then...*giggles*
[21:33] * Cést_la_V wants a baseball team...
[21:33] <starcat>> Hello! ^_^ What did I miss?
[21:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You missed the spore's attempt to marry her lover Solarchos
[21:34] <starcat>> ...CHIBI-RUNT TRIED TO MARRY SOLRCHOS???
[21:34] <Haak> The most important thing was that Chibiusa "gave birth" to Solarchos' child, which then killed itself shortly afterwards.
[21:34] <starcat>> CHIBI-RUNT TURNED INTO A GUY???
[21:35] * Cést_la_V presses X-chan closer ♡ (looks at Q)
[21:35] <starcat>> CHIBI-RUNT...SOL ARCHOS...DEAD BABY...@_@
[21:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And Mina and Q are having a love-love competition or something
[21:35] <Sailor Q.> *is thinking some happy thoughts about her hideki-kun*
[21:35] <starcat>> *is overwhelmed*
[21:35] <starcat>> *slups down on the couch*
[21:35] * Cést_la_V is too ♡
[21:35] <starcat>> *slumps
[21:36] <Sailor Q.> *hugs Hideki closer still....and is wearing a bikni top to boot!!*
[21:36] <Haak> Starcat - as things stand, the situation is more or less back to normal.
[21:36] * Cést_la_V scowls
[21:36] * Cést_la_V promises X-chan a better sight in the near future ♡
[21:37] <Sailor Q.> *giggles*
[21:37] <Sailor Q.> ....I've already shown Hideki a better sight, Minako...
[21:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I miss Michi..
[21:38] * Cést_la_V hehehheheh
[21:39] <Sailor Q.> ....where is Michi anyway, Haruka?
[21:39] * Cést_la_V keeps her secrets close to her chest
[21:39] <FireFly_9> "Vest"
[21:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WITH HASSELHOFF... and the KITT... and his SCANNER LIGHT
[21:40] <// J_Daito //> woo woo... woo woo... woo woo..
[21:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[21:40] * Cést_la_V starts to lead X-chan away
[21:40] * Cést_la_V looks to Q ♡
[21:41] <Sailor Q.> goodbye, Minako!!! maybe we can double-date!!
[21:41] <Jup.Knight> Hello everyone
[21:41] <starcat>> Hello, Jup.Knight.
[21:42] <Sailor Q.> Hiya, J.K.!! *still has Hideki to her chest*
[21:42] * Cést_la_V chuckles (going to make good on her promise!! ~_^
[21:42] * Dr_Xadium waves bye weakly
[21:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So... did Q win or Neko?
[21:42] <starcat>> *sits back to watch the fight between Kumori and Haak* If you need me, Haak, I'm right here.
[21:43] <// J_Daito //> I think they both won...
[21:43] <Sailor Q.> *waves goodbye to Minako and doc. x*
[21:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I want Michi...
[21:43] <Sailor Q.> *lets go of Hideki*......
[21:43] * Cést_la_V is away: Kimmochi... ♡
[21:43] <Jup.Knight> I want Mako-chan
[21:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Love sucks sometimes.
[21:44] <Sailor Q.> *begins to take off denim shorts*
[21:45] <FireFly_9> Q.... not *in* the chatroom...
[21:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What, I don't care...
[21:45] <Sailor Q.> *Takes off shorts*
[21:45] * FireFly_9 scowls
[21:45] <Sailor Q.> *is now wearing a green bikni*
[21:46] <starcat>> Q...
[21:46] <Sailor Q.> ....what are you thinking, Hotaru.....I'm no pervert!!!
[21:46] <starcat>> Why are you wearing a bikini?
[21:46] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- feels free to ogle
[21:46] <Sailor Q.> ...I'm planning on going to the beach later....
[21:47] <Sailor Q.> ......*doesn't mind Haruka...seen worst*
[21:47] <FireFly_9> Which reminds me, Minako-sempai, Xadium-san and I were to see Farenheight 911 tonight...
[21:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL you shouldn't have let her get in the kissing contest then
[21:48] * FireFly_9 fumes
[21:48] <Sailor Q.> ...really, Hotaru....hope you enjoy it....It looks like a good movie!!
[21:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll take you, 'Taru
[21:49] <FireFly_9> Watching a film like that with you is like having a funeral MiSTed by Abbot and Costello
[21:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> :P
[21:49] <starcat>> lol
[21:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well maybe you can get them to take you...
[21:50] * // J_Daito // is more than willing to interfere
[21:50] <FireFly_9> Love is a pox on human reason.
[21:50] <Sailor Q.> *is relaxing*
[21:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[21:50] <// J_Daito //> AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[21:50] <starcat>> *puts on glasses*
[21:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMAO
[21:51] <Sailor Q.> .....someday, Hotaru...it will happen to you, too!!
[21:51] <Haak> Those who are ignorant of such a thing should not speak of it so, Hotaru.
[21:51] <FireFly_9> It makes people do ridiculous things.
[21:52] <FireFly_9> All their common sense goes out the window.
[21:52] <Duo> HOTARU< WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT LOVE!????????
[21:52] * FireFly_9 sighs
[21:52] <Sailor Q.> .....*goes over to Hotaru and puts arm on sholder*.....but some good things too, Hotaru...
[21:53] <starcat>> *steals one of Neith's lemons and makes lemonade*
[21:54] <starcat>> Anybody want some?
[21:54] <Sailor Q.> ....just a whole lemon...if you have one..
[21:54] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- wants
[21:54] <FireFly_9> has had enough of "lemons" in her house tonight
[21:56] <FireFly_9> ...(listens to something and sighs)
[21:56] <FireFly_9> I hate life sometimes.
[21:56] <Sailor Q.> I have a question, Hotaru...
[21:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hands her a copy of beowulf
[21:56] <Adam> Oh, don't say that Hotaru...
[21:56] <FireFly_9> ?
[21:57] <Adam> I've allready got a friend on the verge of suicide.
[21:57] <Sailor Q.> ........*hugs Hotaru again*
[21:57] <FireFly_9> Haruka poppa I cannot be bought off with Medieval literature
[21:57] <FireFly_9> I'm not suidical... (listens) just irritated.
[21:58] <Haak> ... *stays well back and watches*
[21:58] * FireFly_9 doesn't mind the bitter lemon in her eyes
[22:00] <Sailor Q.> ...can you hear me, Hotaru?
[22:01] * FireFly_9 sighs... is hearing a *lot* right now
[22:02] <Haak> Hotaru, try listening to some music instead of that.. activity.
[22:02] * FireFly_9 ponders that
[22:03] <Adam> What activity?
[22:03] * FireFly_9 is listening to: Garbage - I'm Only Happy When It Rains [128 kbps]
[22:03] <Haak> Adam - you dont wanna know
[22:03] <FireFly_9> You are better off not knowing.
[22:04] <Adam> Oh... I think I see...
[22:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to: ACDC - You Shook Me All Night Long [256 kbps]
[22:07] <Sailor Q.> ...you should smile more, Hotaru....you look really nice when you smile...
[22:08] <FireFly_9> heh

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[22:18] * Cést_la_V is back ♡
[22:19] * // J_Daito // clicks off his stopwatch
[22:19] * Cést_la_V smacks him
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> ♡ Hi!! ♡
[22:19] * Dr_Xadium is back
[22:20] <FireFly_9> Oh look who it is.
[22:20] <Haak> Hi Minako, Dr Xadium
[22:20] <Dr_Xadium> Hi
[22:20] * Cést_la_V Hii, Haak! ♡
[22:20] <Dr_Xadium> Hi Haak
[22:20] <starcat>> it's been a little nutty here, I need a few minutes for a breather.
[22:20] * Cést_la_V stretches
[22:21] <Cést_la_V> Yeah, we have to take Hotaru-chan to the movie...
[22:21] <starcat>> Hello, Xadium and Minako-san.
[22:21] <Dr_Xadium> Hi, Starcat
[22:21] <starcat>> *walks out the door* I'll be back.
[22:21] <FireFly_9> Oh, so you remembered that, eh?
[22:22] <Sailor Q.> .....hope you enjoy the movie...I went to see the original Godzilla yesterday, Minako...
[22:22] <Cést_la_V> We could never forget our good friend Hotaru-chan!!
[22:22] * Cést_la_V nods
[22:22] <Dr_Xadium> Well, if we're going to see it, we better get going
[22:23] <Sailor Q.> seeya later guys!!
[22:23] <Cést_la_V> This has been such a fun night!! We'll we're going to go now, everyone!! ♡
[22:23] <Dr_Xadium> We might be on later :)
[22:24] * spiritflame changes topic to `sub.senshi are gone: F911`

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[00:35] * spiritflame changes topic to `the sub.senshi have returned`
[00:35] <FireFly_9> That movie...
[00:36] <Dr_Xadium> Hmm.
[00:36] <FireFly_9> A damning indictment of the Iraq war and the personal pain of the soldiers...
[00:37] <Dr_Xadium> But not about 911
[00:37] <FireFly_9> It was very very moving.
[00:37] <FireFly_9> But he didn't go as far as he could...
[00:38] <Dr_Xadium> He disposed of the 911 issues in the first hour
[00:38] <FireFly_9> It's a good movie, but it depends on the viewer knowing about the lies in Iraq.
[00:39] <FireFly_9> What I mean is, he mentions how Bush keeps saying there are WMD, without showing the later clips that prove otherwise.
[00:39] <FireFly_9> So anyone looking at this a decade later, might not understand.
[00:40] <Dr_Xadium> Yes, it's really meant to agitate the base that already understands this...
[00:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BUT
[00:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There are bits where he shows how Marine recruiters pick their targets
[00:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poor, minority people, seducing them by telling them about famous marines they can hook them up with (business wise)
[00:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> IT's sick s[BLEEP]t.
[00:41] <FireFly_9> The thing is, this will shock some people to conscience...
[00:42] <Dr_Xadium> But if it was a court case, I'd have to say, "OK you laid out the evidence, now draw your conclusion"
[00:43] <FireFly_9> I wish everyone could see this, just to get an unvarnished look at what the war really is, not the rah-rah FOX version.
[00:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Where no one dies and the troops are happy and it's all good)
[00:45] <Dr_Xadium> I promised a long time ago not to reall do politcs on the Blog.
[00:45] <Dr_Xadium> I guess if there was something to be said for all this it is that
[00:46] <Dr_Xadium> re: F911 I think the only thing I can say is I think our troops are getting shafted.
[00:46] <Dr_Xadium> They are being misused by the higher ups and I'm sorry for them.
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