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[07:02] <Cést_la_V> Iinazuke, can you find it?
[07:03] <@Dr_Xadium> It must be around here somewhere, heh.
[07:03] * Cést_la_V blushes
[07:04] <Cést_la_V> I can't go home like this LOL
[07:04] * Dr_Xadium wraps her in his Velvet jacket
[07:05] <@Dr_Xadium> Well, you finally got your "From here to Infini..." I mean Eternity wish fulfilled ^_^
[07:06] <Cést_la_V> ♡♡♡♡♡♡
[07:07] <Cést_la_V> Let's go home and change and then head to Haruka-tachi's for breakfast ♡
[07:09] * Dr_Xadium and Mina walk home; a black-and-white-and-white-and-black object washes up on shore after they leave.
[07:35] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Ten'ou House`
[07:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is munching on her beerflakes sullenly as Michiru sits across the breakfast table glaring at her and saying nothing.
[07:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Aw (munch) C'mon Michi, say somethin' to me (munch)
[07:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[07:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They were exaggerating last night... you know that (goes to hold her hand, gets rebuffed)
[07:40] <Mdm_Maestro> ...
[07:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi... you know you're the only---
[07:41] <Mdm_Maestro> Quiet.
[07:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> At least yer talkin...
[07:41] <Mdm_Maestro> I *said* be Quiet. I'm trying to decide what to do with you.
[07:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well I can think of several--
[07:42] * Mdm_Maestro slaps her HARD
[07:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> s[BLEEP]t I'll just shut up now
[07:42] <Mdm_Maestro> I give you a little bit of freedom and this is how you repay me. I see.
[07:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi, it's not all as bad as you think!
[07:43] <Mdm_Maestro> When you came striding into Germany and destroyed David Hasselhoof all to get me back I thought things had changed. I thought you had reformed.
[07:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi... man, I was just... nothing happened!!
[07:44] * Cést_la_V and X-chan walk in glowing and happy!! ♡
[07:44] <Cést_la_V> Ohayo!! ♡
[07:44] * Dr_Xadium waves hello
[07:45] * Mdm_Maestro barely acknowledges them; Haruka nods but never breaks eye contact with her
[07:45] <Cést_la_V> (sees what's going on) Ano, X-chan I think we should leave them alone...
[07:45] <Mdm_Maestro> No... you two stay here for this.
[07:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (gulp)
[07:47] * Mdm_Maestro gets up slowly and takes Haruka's breakfast bowl, dumping it upside down on Haruka's head.
[07:47] <Cést_la_V> Heh that seems to happen a lot around here...
[07:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are we even now, Michi? Are we square?
[07:49] <Mdm_Maestro> For us to be "Square", Haruka, I would have to passionately embrace Minako-chan here, murmur sweet romantic things in her ears for hours, then wait till Xadium-san was asleep, ravish her, then go to breakfast the next morning pretending like nothing had happened. THEN we would be even. That would be just about "square."
[07:49] * Cést_la_V does not like being used as a prop this way
[07:50] <Cést_la_V> (well not by Michiru-san) Ano, my bread isn't battered that way...
[07:50] <Mdm_Maestro> Hush dear, I'm just making a point.
[07:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi (belches) it just ain't so! Alright, yeah, there was some dancing and taking and flirting, but
[07:51] <Mdm_Maestro> Xadium, would you be happy if you knew your iinazuke was messing around behind your back?
[07:52] <@Dr_Xadium> I trust Mina enough to safely say I doubt that would be the case.
[07:52] <Mdm_Maestro> That was not my question; my question was, on the off chance that it WAS true, how would you feel?
[07:52] <@Dr_Xadium> Well crushed, obviously.
[07:53] <Mdm_Maestro> Obviously. And my fragile heart of glass has just been broken! (breaks down into tears and runs off)
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whoa was that a Ranma˝ reference?
[07:56] <Cést_la_V> Haruka-san! How can you think about things like that at a time like this?!
[07:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man...
[07:57] <@Dr_Xadium> I hate to say this, Haruka... but it does look like this one is your fault.
[07:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit I was just trying to bring light into someone's life and please one of my fans...
[07:58] <Cést_la_V> Moh, I was an idol too once, you know, and I never "pleased" my fans that way :P
[07:58] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up and bangs her hands on the table
[07:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit, NOTHING Happened! That idiot talking to Michiru was making a dumbass joke and she took it the wrong way!!
[07:59] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You guys... believe me, right? Right??
[08:00] * Cést_la_V and X-chan look at each other (...)
[08:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, no matter what hot chicks I've ever flirted with, you know that in my mind's eye I only see one blue-haired woman...
[08:01] <Cést_la_V> Bulma Briefs??
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH not Bulma Briefs! Damnit! Why won't anyone believe me!!
[08:02] * Cést_la_V was joking...
[08:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit I'm gonna go find Artemis, he's in the same boat, he'll understand my ass!! (Gets up and walks out, still dripping beerflakes on the head)
[08:05] <Cést_la_V> Ano... Artemis is upset because he found out that not only was Luna pining after the big fat Red Battler, she kissed that astronaut man, bathed with Yaten-kun and then got hit by the Ginzuishou and turned into an underage plushie...
[08:05] <@Dr_Xadium> ..it's not the same situation at all.
[08:06] <Cést_la_V> Moh... after seeing that I don't feel like eating breakfast here, X-chan.
[08:06] <@Dr_Xadium> Shall I take you out for breakfast, my dear? (bows and flourishes)
[08:07] <Cést_la_V> Hai!! ♡ (Leaves with X-chan)
[09:07] *** Shaldra Darkness [S01060080c8b4f3c3.su.shawcable.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:07] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Shaldra Darkness
[09:09] < Euri> How was the party?
[09:11] * Cést_la_V bounds in ♡♡♡
[09:11] * Cést_la_V guzzles some Gatorade ♡
[09:11] <Cést_la_V> Hii!! ♡
[09:11] <Shaldra Darkness> Hi Minako-chan!! ♡♡
[09:13] <Cést_la_V> Darkness-chan! ♡♡♡♡
[09:13] <Cést_la_V> ~_^
[09:13] * Shaldra Darkness is still out of it from last night ♡♡♡♡
[09:16] <Euri> Wow you really are genki this early in the morning, Minako-chan..
[09:17] <Cést_la_V> Well Euri-chan that's because last night I got to do something I've always wanted to do... ♡♡♡♡
[09:17] * Cést_la_V recreated the scene from Here to Eternity!! ♡♡♡
[09:18] * Shaldra Darkness had fun in her own way ♡♡
[09:19] <Cést_la_V> ^_^
[09:19] <Shaldra Darkness> That was one hell of a night, I have to say.
[09:20] <Shaldra Darkness> So, you all had fun afterwords?
[09:20] <Cést_la_V> Oh yeah... X-chan and I didn't come home till this morning... ♡
[09:21] <Cést_la_V> But Haruka-san and Michiru-san are on the blocks.....
[09:21] <Cést_la_V> Again. ¬_¬;
[09:21] <Shaldra Darkness> So, I can tell you had fun on the beach. ^_^
[09:21] * Cést_la_V giggles and blushes
[09:38] *** Jupiter Knight [rnoc2.cnrfe.navy.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:38] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Jupiter Knight
[09:40] <Jupiter Knight> Yes, the Lightning Tactician is back
[10:01] * Jupiter Knight moves out of the way for Mako-chan
[10:02] * Jupiter Knight is now known as Sailor Jupiter
[10:03] <Sailor Jupiter> Hello Minako-chan! Just got done baking some chocolate chip cookies.
[10:03] <Cést_la_V> Mako-chan!! You know about what happened to me the other day, right?!
[10:04] <Sailor Jupiter> It's been a long day.
[10:04] <Cést_la_V> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/homepages/minako.html
[10:04] <Cést_la_V> first entry ♡
[10:06] <Sailor Jupiter> I've been a bit out of it. Gomen.
[10:06] <Cést_la_V> No problem!! ♡
[10:07] <Sailor Jupiter> WOW!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!!
[10:08] <Cést_la_V> YESS!! ♡♡♡♡♡
[10:08] * Cést_la_V jumps up and down happily and hugs Mako-chan!!
[10:08] <Sailor Jupiter> CONGRATS MINAKO-CHAN!!!
[10:09] <Cést_la_V> You missed the party!! But the logs will be up later this week
[10:09] <Cést_la_V> Mako: @}-,-'-- (was giving them out at the party)
[10:09] <Cést_la_V> Genuine steel-tipped!! ♡
[10:10] * Sailor Jupiter notices Jupiter Knight slinking away(Oh Kuso... Mako-chan's gonna kill me)
[10:11] <Cést_la_V> LOL
[10:12] <Sailor Jupiter> Steel tipped. Just like Tuxedo Mask
[10:13] <Cést_la_V> Well I *did* steal them from Endymion's stash before I quit the 30th century... ehehehehehehe
[10:13] <Cést_la_V> (Baka Usagi didn't give me server ant's pay!!)
[10:15] * Sailor Jupiter realizes Jupiter Knight is hiding out somewhere with trying to formulate a plan.
[10:15] <Cést_la_V> Great! ♡
[10:16] <Cést_la_V> Mako-chan! CATCH HIM! O!
[10:19] * Sailor Jupiter goes to find Jupiter Knight and maybe beat some sense into him
[10:19] <Cést_la_V> heheh GO MAKO! ♡♡♡
[10:22] <Sailor Jupiter> COME HERE KEV-CHAN!!!
[10:25] * Sailor Jupiter tackles Jupiter Knight and drags him back(Oh kuso! ANd I'm not even ready yet. Missing the right weaponry)
[10:26] <Sailor Jupiter> Now, let's discuss this like adults
[10:27] <Jupiter Knight> Um... discuss whay(sweat drops)
[10:28] <Sailor Jupiter> I'm going to crush you
[10:29] <Cést_la_V> heh heh...
[10:32] * Cést_la_V wonders if X-chan started some kind of trend... LOL
[10:33] <Sailor Jupiter> Quit playing games. You know where I'm getting at.
[10:35] <Jupiter Knight> (Well if Hotaru, Jedite, and Haruka were here than I could do it) Um...
[10:36] * Cést_la_V takes a DEEEP BREATH
[10:37] <::YingGirl> uh oh...
[10:37] <Cést_la_V> HOOOOOOOOOOOO TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCCCCCCCCC HHHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! HHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RRRRRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUU KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN! JEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOOOOO SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNNNNN
[10:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (upstairs) GOD DAMMIT
[10:38] <Jupiter Knight> (I guess I can't wait any longer) Well...
[10:38] * FireFly_9 comes running in from next door
[10:38] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- lumbers down the stairs
[10:38] * // J_Daito // emerges from within a wall.
[10:39] <Sub Zippo> Wow....
[10:39] <Jupiter Knight> Ah, good. This will make it easier...
[10:40] <FireFly_9> Is something wrong?!
[10:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Neko...
[10:40] * // J_Daito // watches on silently.
[10:41] <Jupiter Knight> Well, now it's time
[10:43] * Jupiter Knight gets on one knee in front of Sailor Jupiter while fidgiting for something in his back pocket.
[10:44] * Cést_la_V giggles ♡
[10:45] <Jupiter Knight> Mako-chan, I know it's been a long time now sice we've been together...
[10:45] * Cést_la_V smiles
[10:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh boy, not another one...
[10:45] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[10:46] * Sailor Jupiter watches Jupiter Knight silently and axiously. Heart starting to beat faster
[10:48] <Jupiter Knight> And I feel now it's finally time... Mako-chan will you marry me?(Takes out a emerald ring surronded by diamonds)
[10:49] * Sailor Jupiter has a moment of silence to build the tension
[10:49] * Cést_la_V waits for it...
[10:50] <Sailor Jupiter> You have been my knight for years now and we've been together through the ups and downs, from Dark Mage Sharline to Sailor Eden aka Megumi Chiyuno trying to break us apart...
[10:51] * FireFly_9 chuckles at the "aka"
[10:52] <::YingGirl> a.k.a.: also known as...
[10:52] * FireFly_9 knows, but it seemed so funny to explicate that in a proposal...
[10:53] <Sailor Jupiter> And now, this is the point to decided if they succeded or not... and they have not. Of course I will marry you!(Bum rushes Jupiter Knight and kisses him)
[10:54] * Jupiter Knight returns this kiss and slides the ring onto Sailor Jupiter's ring finger
[10:54] * Cést_la_V claps ♡
[10:55] <Sub Zippo> Yay. Congrads you two.
[10:55] * Adam cheers for the happy couple
[10:55] <Jupiter Knight> The two... Jupiter's... will... finally... be... one...
[10:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good luck guys!
[10:56] <FireFly_9> I wish you both good fortune.
[10:56] * // J_Daito // smirks
[10:56] * Cést_la_V is SO HAPPY!! ♡♡♡
[10:56] * @spiritflame blessed the couple
[10:58] * Cést_la_V phones X-chan and tells him the happy news!! ♡
[10:58] <::Adam> URL --> https://www.gaiaonline.com
[10:58] <Jupiter Knight> Thank you every one
[11:00] <Sailor Jupiter> And I have plenty of my chocolate chip cookies for everyone
[11:01] <Jupiter Knight> And plenty of champigne for everyone as well
[11:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HELL YEAH!
[11:02] <Sailor Jupiter> Domo Arigato Gozimasu!
[11:05] * Dr_Xadium runs in
[11:06] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina called me with the good news... congratulations!
[11:07] <Jupiter Knight> Thank you Dr X!
[11:08] * Dr_Xadium grins @ Jupiter Knight - It's the best feeling in the world, eh?
[11:08] <Sailor Jupiter> Yes, thank you Dr Xadium
[11:09] * Dr_Xadium is happy for you two
[11:10] * Jupiter Knight grins back - Yes it is
[11:11] * Jupiter Knight and Sailor Jupiter are happy for you two as well
[11:11] * Cést_la_V and X-chan hold each other close and smile at Mako-chan and J. Knight ♡
[11:12] <Taur5684> oooh! omedetou! Or however it's said! Congrats!!!
[11:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> -sigh-
[11:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Knifey... have I been teh stupid?
[11:19] <Knifey> Lemme guess, Michiru's mad about the flirting-way-too-much-with-someone-who-is-not-her thing?
[11:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah... I was just trying to put a smile on someone's face...
[11:20] * Knifey walks up to Haruka-san and puts her hands on her shoulders and looks her in the eye
[11:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Knifey... don't kick my ass...
[11:21] <Knifey> The only person you will ever geniuely be able to make happy is the person you're destined to be with, anyoe else you're just a moemnt in time and will find their someone
[11:21] * Cést_la_V and X-chan get some flowers and shower the happy couple ♡
[11:22] <Sailor Jupiter> Isn't that the truth Knifey
[11:24] <Knifey> You're not stupid Haruka-san, you just have a big heart
[11:24] * Jupiter Knight and Sailor Jupiter kiss once again in the shower of petals
[11:25] * Cést_la_V and X-chan smile at them ♡
[11:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Knifey: thx.
[11:25] <Knifey> Now, go find Michiru-san and spread the love
[11:26] <::ChibiN> *yawn* good morning, Haruka-mother.....
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi ain't talkin; to me.
[11:28] <::ChibiN> how goes the day?
[11:28] * Jupiter Knight and Sailor Jupiter are now engrossed in their kiss.
[11:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ChibiN, the day is the suck.
[11:28] <::ChibiN> Mother isn't talking go you, Haruka-mother?
[11:29] * Knifey pokes Haruka in the shoulder, who needs words when you can give her that sad puppy eye and swwon her with "I'm sorry my one and only."
[11:29] * Cést_la_V and X-chan wallow in their own memories ♡
[11:29] * ChibiN hugs Haruka
[11:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Knifey.... heh.
[11:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi left the house, she's off somewhere...
[11:30] <Knifey> you tracked her down in Germany, you can find her.
[11:31] <::ChibiN> I will be upstairs getting dressed, if you need me, Haruka-Mother
[11:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- nods
[11:32] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- twitches
[11:32] * ChibiN goes upstairs
[11:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets slammed in the face by a Deep Submerge
[11:33] <Mdm_Maestro> (huffs) Haruka!
[11:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[11:33] <::ChibiN> (upstairs) Mother, is that you?
[11:33] <Knifey> Michiru-san.
[11:33] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is out
[11:34] <Mdm_Maestro> Hello dear!
[11:34] <Knifey> Michiru would you mind sitting with me for some tea, or whatever sort or drink you perfer for just a moment?
[11:35] * ChibiN comes downstairs dressed in a elegant dress
[11:35] * Jupiter Knight and Sailor Jupiter are still kissing but now moving for an empty couch
[11:35] <::ChibiN> what happened to Haruka-mother?
[11:35] * Mdm_Maestro nods graciously
[11:35] <Mdm_Maestro> I punished her for her infidelity, dear.
[11:36] <::ChibiN> awwww....I see....
[11:36] * Knifey prepares some tea for the two of them, tries not to physically cringe at the sight of the chibi
[11:36] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- mumbles about Moonstar
[11:37] * Mdm_Maestro Deep Submerges her again
[11:37] <Sailor Valkyrie> Infidelity? A little over-board don't you think... erxcept for the Chibi-Usa incident, even Lady Makoto doesn't hurt Jupiter Knight too much.
[11:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- laughs at the doubl;e entendre evenin her pain
[11:38] * Mdm_Maestro refers to last night's party and what went on
[11:38] * Knifey brings out their tea and sets it on the table in the middle of the room
[11:38] * Cést_la_V and X-chan relax on V. Couch and watch the room
[11:38] * ChibiU runs downstairs, with a hose
[11:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Err
[11:38] <Knifey> Michiru, I wanted to ask you something. Sort of an odd thing but still.
[11:39] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh?
[11:39] <Knifey> Do you remembr that little boy who brought you roses one day, he was from your art class?
[11:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I like boobies.
[11:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes ^_^
[11:40] * Jupiter Knight and Sailor Jupiter are still kissing and not noticing much...
[11:41] <Knifey> And you kissed his cheek, even though he thought he loved you (which we both know it was a passing crush) well Haruka had this same sort of thing, she wanted to make moonstar happy, knowing full in well that it was apassing phase..
[11:41] * ChibiU sprays Haruka with the hose
[11:41] * Cést_la_V smiles at them and kisses X-chan too ♡
[11:41] <Mdm_Maestro> I allowed that, Knifey... but Ikari said... they had gone further...
[11:41] <::ChibiN> sister.....stop that!!
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> err...
[11:42] <Knifey> Moonstar, just took it too far, but Haruka knows better, she loves you, and I told her, that she can't make everyone happy but she does make you feel complete right?
[11:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MAN THAT WAS A JOKE ON HIS PART!
[11:42] * Knifey doesn't acknowledge the demons, would snap if she did
[11:43] <Mdm_Maestro> I know this, but like any wayward animal, she must be disciplined.
[11:43] <::ChibiU> and Michiru-mom...if she didn't love you, then how could you have Katsumi in the future?
[11:43] * Knifey points to Haruka
[11:43] * ChibiN giggles
[11:44] <Knifey> Has pyhsical abuse taught that woman anything, she won't change, she'll just forget, it's her.
[11:45] <Mdm_Maestro> Heh, but it's cathartic.
[11:45] <::ChibiN> ....Mother...I suggest you use the cattle prod on Haruka-mother....
[11:45] <Mdm_Maestro> Ooh...
[11:45] * Knifey sips her tea, is eyebrow twitching from the two demons running around.. being children..
[11:46] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes dear. ♡
[11:46] <::ChibiN> that always used to work...
[11:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Shit
[11:46] * Knifey looks sternly at Michiru
[11:47] <Knifey> don't.
[11:47] <Cést_la_V> ♡
[11:47] <Mdm_Maestro> Knifey.... please?? ♡
[11:47] <Mdm_Maestro> Just a little shock... ♡
[11:48] <::ChibiU> Mom!! you can take a little shock!! you're Sailor Uranus, don't forget!!!
[11:48] <Knifey> drink your tea, then you can.
[11:48] <Mdm_Maestro> ^__^
[11:48] * Mdm_Maestro elegantly guzzles her tea
[11:48] * Knifey sips her tea
[11:49] <::ChibiN> ...and since Haruka-mother is shocking wet from the hose.....
[11:49] <Knifey> !
[11:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- scrambles backwards and gets ready to run
[11:49] <Mdm_Maestro> heh heh!
[11:49] <Knifey> Sorry Haruka, but even I didn't get a kiss, someone's gonna pay
[11:49] * Mdm_Maestro produces the NEPTUNE CATTLE PROD
[11:50] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... so that's the kind of things they like to do....
[11:50] <@Dr_Xadium> O_o;
[11:50] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- spins and runs like hell
[11:51] * Mdm_Maestro elegantly pursues with the prod ^_^
[11:51] <::ChibiU> Hey, Mom!?! what are you doing!?! take it like a..uh..man!!
[11:51] * ChibiU chases after them
[11:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit sprout! you'll understand when you're AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[11:51] * ChibiN elegantly sits on the couch
[11:52] * Mdm_Maestro jabs andjabs and jabs and jabs and jabs
[11:52] <::ChibiU> ....ouch.......
[11:52] * FireFly_9 just watches in stunned silence.
[11:52] * Mdm_Maestro chases Haruka out of the house
[11:52] <::ChibiU> ...sorry....forgot that she wasn't using a regular Cattle prod....
[11:52] * Knifey offers Hotaru some tea
[11:53] <Cést_la_V> Whoah...
[11:53] <FireFly_9> Thank you....
[11:53] * FireFly_9 sits next to Knifey
[11:53] * Cést_la_V giggles
[11:53] <Knifey> I think.. they've reached an agreement
[11:54] <FireFly_9> Heh.
[11:54] * Knifey pours herself some more tea, needs to calm down
[11:54] <Jupiter Knight> Hotaru-chan, my favorite "sister"
[11:55] <FireFly_9> ^_^
[11:55] <FireFly_9> Welcome to the family ♡
[11:55] * Dr_Xadium jealously notes Hotaru never welcomed him to the "family"
[11:55] <Sailor Jupiter> You think of her as a sister?
[11:55] <FireFly_9> :P
[11:56] * ChibiN elegently hugs Hotaru
[11:56] <FireFly_9> Sister-in-law I would imagine heh
[11:56] * Knifey wonder how the hell you can "ELEGANTLY" hug someone..
[11:56] * FireFly_9 hugs ChibiN
[11:56] * ChibiQ tackles Sailor Jupiter
[11:56] <Jupiter Knight> Hello ChibiU
[11:57] * Cést_la_V elegrantly hugs X-chan by demonstration (Slowly, carefully, precisely)
[11:57] <::ChibiQ> AUNTY MAKOTO!!!
[11:57] <Knifey> hm.
[11:57] * ChibiQ hugs Sailor Jupiter
[11:58] <Jupiter Knight> Thank you for the warm reception Hotaru-chan
[11:58] * Cést_la_V thinks of the Senshi as her sisters...
[11:58] <FireFly_9> A pleasure ^_^
[11:58] * Knifey "elegantly" ignores the demons who are driving her nuts
[11:58] <Cést_la_V> Knifey: I know how you feel, I used to get mad at kids really easily...
[11:59] *** Knight Nephrite [cache-dtc-ab06.proxy.aol.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:59] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Knight Nephrite
[11:59] <Knight Nephrite> I'm a demon now!? What the f[BLEEP] is your deal!?
[11:59] <Knifey> I have many many young cousins, who ruined my things, were never good, and pulled out my hair, I juist don't like ..children
[12:00] * Sailor Jupiter hugs ChibiQ(I think of the Senshi as my sisters too.)
[12:00] * Knight Nephrite is a bit annoyed right now.....
[12:00] <@Dr_Xadium> They weren't referrring to you, KN
[12:02] <Knight Nephrite> Still....I'm kinda' tired of being talked to when someone needs it when I'm trying to be friend, but then get ignored when I'm not needed.
[12:03] <Knifey> BOY! Does it LOOK like I'm talking to anyone "friendly" hell no. I just helped Haruka get her woman to like her again because the silyl blonde wanted to "spread the happiness" amongst horny fan girls
[12:04] * Cést_la_V is glad that for once SHE is not being referred to as the "silly blonde".
[12:04] * Dr_Xadium would never allow anyone to refer to his Mina-chan that way
[12:06] * Jupiter Knight is also glad that he isn't that "Silly blond"
[12:07] * ChibiU is also blonde
[12:07] * Sailor Quinox opens up a can of ginger ale
[12:08] <Cést_la_V> LOL - (read that as opens up a can of poopass!!)
[12:08] <@Dr_Xadium> "Whoopass"
[12:08] <Cést_la_V> LOL X-chan said "ass"
[12:09] <@Dr_Xadium> So did you :P
[12:09] <::Sailor Quinox> LOL
[12:13] * Cést_la_V and X-chan walk over to Mako and JK; Mina hugs Mako-chan, X shakes JK's hand
[12:13] <Cést_la_V> We have to go now ^_^
[12:14] <@Dr_Xadium> Take good care, the both of you :)
[12:15] * Cést_la_V and X-chan go home happily ♡
[12:18] <Sailor Jupiter> Happiness has almost been fully achieved
[12:19] *** Sailor Jupiter [rnoc2.cnrfe.navy.mil] has left #suburbansenshi (The Lightning will strike twice)

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[14:04] * Cést_la_V walks in happily
[14:05] <Cést_la_V> Miki-chan, is your momma here?
[14:06] <::Sailor Quinox> I'm right here, Minako-chan...
[14:06] * Cést_la_V draws Q-chan aside
[14:07] <::Sailor Quinox> what's up?
[14:07] <::Sailor Quinox> hmmmmm?
[14:07] <Cést_la_V> (whisper) ne, Q-chan!
[14:07] <Cést_la_V> (whisper) Last night, on the beach... did you happen to see my swimsuit top??
[14:08] * Cést_la_V has lost it :(
[14:08] <::Sailor Quinox> um....I think.....Athena found it....
[14:09] <Cést_la_V> ^_^ YAY! ♡
[14:10] <Cést_la_V> Whew, thank Athena-chan for me, onegai? That thing was brand new....
[14:11] <::Sailor Quinox> I will....I'll send her over to your house today...
[14:27] <Shinji Ikari> Ying, I like the pic.
[14:28] <::YingGirl> That was sent to me via Yahoo Messager from Lord Warlock of Hell...
[14:28] <Cést_la_V> O_o; Ying: I only get IMs from X-chan and the other senshi... wow you have connections...
[14:29] * Cést_la_V does not know if she would WANT a lord warlock knowing her IM tho...
[14:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi paps in
[14:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> yo biches
[14:39] <::ChibiU> YO!! CHIBI-USA!! long time, no see!!
[14:39] * ChibiU cracks her knuckles
[14:39] * Oronde dances with minako um..action test..folks..
[14:40] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[14:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh urassses kad! cum gat sum!!
[14:40] <::ChibiU> remember me, Chibi-usa?
[14:40] <Cést_la_V> Oronde, I'm engaged!!
[14:41] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leeps at Urasses kad
[14:41] * ChibiU charges Chibi-usa and tackles her
[14:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wips ot da briss kuks
[14:41] * ChibiU starts punching Chibi-usa HARD in the face
[14:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi facking tasars da bixh
[14:42] <::ChibiU> ...you use brass knuckles!?! you really are a wimp!!!
[14:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gat ot da shaink
[14:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u i pley 2 wan bich
[14:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gits al medacval on har az
[14:42] * ChibiU is wailing on Chibi-Usa and isn't even breaking a sweat
[14:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi is katting da buch pu!11
[14:43] * ChibiU slams Chibi-usa's head to the ground
[14:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u yang i eing evan tlkaing 2 ue az!11
[14:43] * ChibiU bites Chibi-usa's ear
[14:44] <Senshi Guardian> ChibiU is haruka's daughter from the 30th century
[14:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> EW BICH DATZ MAI AIR!! !
[14:44] <TuxRainbow> Ah, I see she's got her mothers spunk
[14:44] * ChibiU breaks Chibi-usa's nose
[14:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi leeps on CU and stiacks har lika pag!!11
[14:44] <Cést_la_V> CHIBIUSA-CHAN!!
[14:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi pommels lik dat rog eva unti!!11
[14:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi taks ot da meet kealver!!1
[14:45] * ChibiU is grinning wildly
[14:45] <Cést_la_V> HOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRUUUUUUUU CCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!
[14:46] <Shinji Ikari> Usa, I'm going to show you a rogue Eva Unit-01 if you don't stop.
[14:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi stubs da bich repatedli
[14:46] <::ChibiU> you gonna die, B[BLEEP]CH!!
[14:46] * ChibiQ heals Megume
[14:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi hels a knif 2 har trot
[14:47] * FireFly_9 runs in panting
[14:47] <Cést_la_V> Ano... nevermind... Megume-chan got to it... LOL
[14:47] <FireFly_9> Gah!
[14:47] <Oronde> oh..s[BLEEP]t..it;s sailro saturn..everybodfy hid.e.she is ognig otk ill us!!!
[14:47] * ChibiU wacks Chibi-usa with the sword
[14:47] * FireFly_9 shoots Minako-sempai a LOOK and stalks home.
[14:48] <Senshi Guardian> hey Hotaru, sorry you had to run all the way here for nothing
[14:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi staks da tazar ob da sword and shicks da buich
[14:48] * ChibiU lifts Chibi-Usa in the air and slams her down, pro-wrestling style
[14:49] * ChibiU gives Chibi-usa The People's Elbow
[14:49] <Senshi Guardian> darn does girls are fierce....
[14:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sit!!!
[14:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi wips ot nanchaks and smashies da kad in da hed!!!11
[14:49] <Shinji Ikari> ...kids and their gang violence these days.
[14:50] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi pats on da briss kuks wit da spiks on ti
[14:50] * Senshi Guardian starts chanting ChibiU's name
[14:50] * ChibiU pulls out the Space sword and cuts the nunchuks in half
[14:50] * ChibiU punchs Chibi-Usa in the trought
[14:51] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. wips ot a GINSU knif and cats da spac sord in 2
[14:51] <TuxRainbow> This is hardcore...
[14:51] <Shinji Ikari> This is major hardcore.
[14:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi headlicks da bich an stargulates har
[14:51] * ChibiU 's space sword is self-repairing
[14:51] <TuxRainbow> And I thought Diva matches were good... this one has those ones beat by miles.
[14:52] <Shinji Ikari> I would seperate those two but it seems ChibiU is enjoying herself so much at the moment.
[14:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> onegay slacvar kistal tarn mi in2 arnels swartsnagger
[14:52] * ChibiU slips out of the hold and knocks Chibi-usa over
[14:52] * Senshi Guardian agrees with Shinji
[14:52] * ChibiU transforms
[14:52] <TuxRainbow> oh <[[BLEEP]]>.
[14:52] *** Eric Bichoff [ip-wv-66-190-124-005.charterwv.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:52] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Eric Bichoff
[14:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi trans in2 koni da barbeerian
[14:52] <Shinji Ikari> Far be it from me to be the one who ruins a persons enjoyment.
[14:52] <Cést_la_V> Whoah!!
[14:53] <Cést_la_V> Bischoff!!
[14:53] * Sailor C. Uranus powers up
[14:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> "noe i wall kak ur ass!!"
[14:53] * Sailor C. Uranus extends the Space sword
[14:53] <Shinji Ikari> SG: HAHA!
[14:53] <Cést_la_V> LMAO
[14:53] <Eric Bichoff> what is this fighting mess in here?/ I order both of oyu chibi ladies to stop fighting now!!!
[14:53] <::Sailor C. Uranus> .....heheheh......
[14:53] <TuxRainbow> And waht's with these former actor transforms?
[14:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi has har magik powarz an sit
[14:54] <TuxRainbow> true
[14:54] * Sailor C. Uranus goes between Conan's legs and stabs right in the groin
[14:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi loks at b[BLEEP]hoff
[14:54] * TuxRainbow wants to see what happens
[14:54] <::Sailor C. Uranus> .....heheheheh....
[14:54] * Sailor C. Uranus powers up
[14:54] <Senshi Guardian> who's next Vince Russo and his swirves
[14:54] * TuxRainbow winces in pain
[14:55] <TuxRainbow> lol
[14:55] <Shinji Ikari> hehe
[14:55] <Eric Bichoff> That's it..Minako whetre are the sercurity??
[14:55] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is da fackin nEo!!1
[14:55] <::Sailor C. Uranus> WORLD....BURST!!!!
[14:55] <Cést_la_V> Ano... no budget... heh
[14:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ... lit furt!!1
[14:55] * Sailor C. Uranus hits Chibi-usa right in the face with the attack
[14:55] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mis furt bloes up in urasse sfac
[14:55] <Senshi Guardian> the blandest announcer in the world Tony Shivani?
[14:56] <Eric Bichoff> oh wel l, I wil lbring osmeone to handle those 2.
[14:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi bikflaps lik zena and difdges!!
[14:56] *** Eric Bichoff [ip-wv-66-190-124-005.charterwv.net] has left #suburbansenshi ()
[14:56] * Sailor C. Uranus is unaffected
[14:56] * Senshi Guardian is probaly the closet thing to security around
[14:56] * Sailor C. Uranus gets beered up!!!
[14:56] <Cést_la_V> Wasn't B. brought in to handle them???
[14:56] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi trensfurms in2 atom ant!!
[14:56] * Shinji Ikari is the type of security that's lazy and eats on the job
[14:57] <Cést_la_V> Chibiusa is MORE Chibi!!
[14:57] * Sakura Petals begin to fall and a familer music is heard
[14:57] <Senshi Guardian> my money says were about to see Vincent Kennedy McMahon next
[14:57] *** Kane [ip-wv-66-190-124-005.charterwv.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[14:57] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Kane
[14:57] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi clims up uranas an in2 ar uranas an beets har pu frum da inside
[14:57] * Sailor C. Uranus hits Chibi-usa with the bug spary
[14:57] <Shinji Ikari> DAMNIT! Stop with the Sakura petals! There'll be no more if you people keep doing that!
[14:58] * Sailor C. Uranus farts
[14:58] <TuxRainbow> And he just fired / Hired Angle
[14:58] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi eets uranas lavar frum sa insid
[14:58] <Cést_la_V> X-chan and I missed the end of Smackdown! last night...
[14:58] <::Sailor C. Neptune> Guided by a new future...Sailor Chibi Neptune!!!
[14:58] <TuxRainbow> (Jim Ross) Oh MAH GAWD! It's Kane!
[14:58] * Kane stares to Sailor C. Uranus
[14:58] <Shinji Ikari> Well you two were busy... making out on a beach and all of that.
[14:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kawls pu in2 sairler uranasses bran
[14:59] * Cést_la_V blushes
[14:59] * Sailor C. Uranus goes upstairs....destionantion: the toliet
[14:59] <TuxRainbow> (Jim Ross) Hellfire and Briimstone...
[14:59] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi begans 2 eat da bran of sailar uranass
[14:59] * Sailor C. Uranus is unaffected
[14:59] <Cést_la_V> (Ross) Running like a Scalded Dog!!
[15:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi eats uranasses eyez
[15:00] * Sailor C. Uranus 's immune system attacks Chibi-usa
[15:00] * Kane glares to Minako to hush..
[15:00] * Sailor C. Uranus IS UNEFFECTIED, B[BLEEP]CH!!!
[15:00] <Senshi Guardian> (Jerry Lawler) Someone mention dogs, hwo about some puppies instead!!!!
[15:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi expends to nirmal siz in uranus blowang har pu frum da inside ot
[15:01] <::Sailor C. Neptune> ahem...anyone going to pay attention to me?
[15:01] * Sailor C. Uranus is healed by Miki
[15:01] * Cést_la_V can't STAND Lawler!
[15:01] <TuxRainbow> (Jim Ross) Will you stop, besides, these two are a bit too young...
[15:01] * Senshi Guardian waves to SCN.
[15:01] * Kane glates to Sailor C. Neptune and growls in anger.
[15:01] <::Sailor C. Uranus> hehehehehehehe.......
[15:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kaks Miki ot da widow
[15:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi tackles Uranass ot da widow 2
[15:02] * Senshi Guardian thinks lawyer is past his prime even annoucning, his catch phrases are getting tired
[15:02] <::Sailor Quinox> YOU HURT MIKI!!!!!!
[15:02] *** Kane [ip-wv-66-190-124-005.charterwv.net] has left #suburbansenshi ()
[15:02] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kasses quuniox and bits of da frant of har tong
[15:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi escapez
[15:03] <Shinji Ikari> ... that's just wrong.
[15:03] * Sailor C. Uranus comes back in and wipes the blood off her mouth
[15:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi spats da tong at uranaz
[15:03] <Shinji Ikari> Ewww!
[15:04] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[15:04] *** Chibi Venus Knight [ip-wv-66-190-124-005.charterwv.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[15:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chibi Venus Knight
[15:04] * Sailor Quinox heals self
[15:04] <::Sailor Quinox> huh?
[15:04] <TuxRainbow> Nani yo?
[15:04] <::Sailor C. Uranus> Hiya!!
[15:05] <::Sailor Quinox> THANK GOD!!!
[15:05] * Chibi Venus Knight looks to Sailor C. Uranus
[15:05] <::Sailor Quinox> who's the other chibi?
[15:05] <Chibi Venus Knight> excuse me, have you seen my mommy?? *blinks.*
[15:05] * Cést_la_V runs in and does a WTF take on the chibi
[15:05] <::Sailor C. Uranus> ...who's your mom?
[15:06] <Cést_la_V> Sakura-chan??
[15:06] <TuxRainbow> He's yours, Minako?
[15:06] * Chibi Venus Knight looks ot minako..mommy is that you??
[15:06] * Senshi Guardian thinks this can't be good, or can it
[15:06] * Cést_la_V eyes it carefully
[15:06] <Cést_la_V> Sakura-chan??
[15:06] * Shinji Ikari is just sitting back and watching this unfold
[15:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gatz a facking redaaner
[15:07] <Chibi Venus Knight> Sakura-chan? *smirks.8 is that a girl;s name?
[15:07] <::Sailor C. Uranus> ...um...Sakura is ChibiV...that's a guy...
[15:07] * Senshi Guardian facefaults, imposter
[15:07] <Cést_la_V> You're not my Sakura-chan!! (smacks the pretender)
[15:07] <Shinji Ikari> Well, he is rather feminine...
[15:08] <Cést_la_V> What IS that?! A Bishounen Chibi!?
[15:08] <Chibi Venus Knight> @-@
[15:08] <::Sailor C. Uranus> HEY!! WHAT'S SO FUNNY, DUMBASS!?!
[15:08] <Shinji Ikari> I think so, Mina!
[15:09] <::Sailor C. Uranus> YOU WANNA FIGHT!?!
[15:09] <Shinji Ikari> I didn't even know they created them!
[15:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I WALL FACKING TERMONUKLEAR NUK U MATERFAX0RS!11
[15:09] * Sailor C. Uranus is knocked out by Sailor Chibi Neptune
[15:09] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi likz n lodz da redammer!!!
[15:10] <::Sailor C. Neptune> I aplogize for my sister's rude behavior....*bows*
[15:10] * Sailor C. Neptune drags the unconcius Uranus upstairs
[15:10] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi taks am
[15:10] <Chibi Venus Knight> oh..and who are you Miss?/ you got pretty hair.. *smiles..*
[15:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi palls da traggar
[15:11] <TuxRainbow> She's definately like her mother
[15:11] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi nuks harslaf all da wey 2 da mon
[15:12] * Chibi Venus Knight looks ot minako and frowns and starts to cry...
[15:13] <Cést_la_V> YOU AREN'T MY KID!!!
[15:14] <Chibi Venus Knight> nani?/ *blinks to minako.* why?
[15:15] <Cést_la_V> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/extras/ainosakura.jpg
[15:15] <Cést_la_V> THAT'S my future little girl!!
[15:15] * Senshi Guardian once again think Sakura is as cute as her mother
[15:16] * Cést_la_V giggles
[15:16] <Chibi Venus Knight> well duh..I am a chibi knight...a guy..a guy,...mommy..didn;t you forget?/ my name is um...damn I forgot. .8sweatdrops..*
[15:18] * Cést_la_V does not like her heart strings being played like a cheap violin....
[15:18] <Chibi Venus Knight> um..actually no..I can;t..I um..suppsoe to deliver a message to my mommy from the um..future..
[15:19] <Cést_la_V> Moh... who's your father then, ne?
[15:19] * Chibi Venus Knight faints...
[15:19] <TuxRainbow> If he says X-chan, don't faint.
[15:20] <Cést_la_V> Don't tell him the ANSWER!!
[15:20] * Senshi Guardian lightly smacks Tux, "Baka"
[15:20] <::ChibiQ> ....he fainted.....why, Aunty Minako?
[15:21] <Cést_la_V> Because his brain overloaded from my challenge to his obvious lie!!
[15:22] <Senshi Guardian> the undebatable logic of Minako. ^_^
[15:22] <Cést_la_V> ^_^V
[15:22] * Chibi Venus Knight wakes up
[15:22] <::ChibiQ> ....Chibi Venus Knight...who's your daddy?
[15:23] <Shinji Ikari> Watch out! He's awake! Fear his androgynous ways!
[15:23] <Chibi Venus Knight> my..um..daddy??? *blinks..*
[15:23] <Cést_la_V> LOL that sounds so ecchi!!
[15:23] <Senshi Guardian> lol
[15:23] <Chibi Venus Knight> why??
[15:24] <Cést_la_V> Because she said to you... "who's your daddy" LOL
[15:24] * Cést_la_V slaps her knees and doubles over in laughter
[15:25] <Cést_la_V> (laugh) Who's... (laugh)... your... (laugh) Daddy....
[15:25] <Chibi Venus Knight> you never care for daddy..Minako..I wish I knew who he was..but I never met him..because you told me..in my time..that He..He died..before I get a chance to meet him and know him..and oyu never told me his name.. *pouts to minako in upset and anger..*
[15:25] * Cést_la_V is getting amused by this kid'soverly complicated lie
[15:26] <::ChibiQ> ...but if you are Minako's son...then your daddy would still be alive....
[15:27] <Chibi Venus Knight> no..not in my time..He was dead..Chibi Q and I do not know him..fully...
[15:27] <TuxRainbow> llol
[15:27] <Cést_la_V> Kid... you're a thousand years too early to fool Aino Minako!! ♡
[15:30] * Chibi Venus Knight transforms
[15:30] <Oronde> SURPRISE!!!
[15:30] <Senshi Guardian> .....big surprise.....
[15:30] <Shinji Ikari> Whoa... we were fooled... you got us... man, we were suckered....
[15:31] * Cést_la_V was so totally fooled
[15:31] <Oronde> forgive me minako..but I am the shape-shifter knight..I fuard and protect all senshis.. inner and outers... *bows in sadness..*
[15:31] <Cést_la_V> Why so sad?? (hands O. a cookie)
[15:32] <Shinji Ikari> Shape-shifters... gah! You never know if they're TRUELY a man or a woman. And if you sleep with one...
[15:32] * Dr_Xadium arrives
[15:32] <Oronde> because I upsetted you....*blniks and takes the cookie..8 um..you not mad??
[15:32] <Cést_la_V> Ahh! X-chan!!
[15:33] * ChibiQ comes back and hugs Oronde
[15:33] * Cést_la_V has a good sense of humour ♡
[15:33] <@Dr_Xadium> Hi :)
[15:33] <Cést_la_V> time for the movie??
[15:33] <::ChibiQ> Hiya, Uncle Xadium!!
[15:33] * Oronde blushes...damn everybody is being ncie to me??
[15:33] <@Dr_Xadium> Hi Miki!
[15:34] <::ChibiQ> you're going to a movie?
[15:34] <Cést_la_V> We're going to see "Casshern"
[15:35] * Dr_Xadium chuckles
[15:35] * Oronde kisses him..but forget I am not gay and pouts out in disgust...
[15:35] * Dr_Xadium looks at the mess in the house
[15:35] <Oronde> what the hell am I doing..so sorry dr. X *sweatdrops..*
[15:35] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[15:35] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[15:36] * Cést_la_V hugs X-chan defensively
[15:36] <@Dr_Xadium> (spits to clean out his mouht)
[15:36] <Shinji Ikari> Only one person gets sweet love from the Doc and that's Mina.
[15:37] <Cést_la_V> Shinji ^_^ V
[15:37] <Shinji Ikari> hehe
[15:37] <@Dr_Xadium> Where is Chibiusa, anyway?
[15:38] <::ChibiQ> on the moon!!
[15:38] <Shinji Ikari> On the moon... now she's radioactive material...
[15:38] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[15:38] <@Dr_Xadium> O...k...
[15:39] <Shinji Ikari> You had to be there, Doc, to get it.
[15:39] <@Dr_Xadium> Mina, I think it's about time for that movie...
[15:39] <Cést_la_V> Ok guys!! We'll see you later!! ♡
[15:39] <::ChibiQ> Bye-bye, Aunty Minako...Uncle Xadnium!!
[15:40] <Senshi Guardian> Bye Dr. X, bye minako, Enjoy the movive, try no to make out to much during the boring parts. ~_^
[15:40] <@Dr_Xadium> "Xadium", Miki. "Xa Di Um"
[15:40] * Cést_la_V giggles and blushes
[15:40] * Dr_Xadium turns a little red
[15:40] <@Dr_Xadium> Heh. We're off!
[15:41] <Oronde> Dr. X you alright??
[15:41] <Cést_la_V> Byeee!! ♡
[15:41] * Cést_la_V and X-chan leave happily ♡

..

[17:02] * Cést_la_V and X-chan return from the movie early (projector failure)
[17:03] * Cést_la_V and X-chan sit on Venus Sofa
[18:00] * ChibiU sits on the sailor sofa...still covered in wet paint
[18:01] * @spiritflame goes over and cleans the child and the sofa
[18:02] <::ChibiU> anyone have some beer?
[18:02] * @spiritflame gets the child some beer
[18:03] <Oronde> what theh ell no..no YUO DON;T GIVE BEER OT THE KIDS.. REI HINO!!
[18:03] <Oronde> @-@
[18:03] <Shinji Ikari> Oh, s[BLEEP]t.
[18:03] <Shinji Ikari> Not a smart idea, calling her Rei Hino.
[18:03] * @spiritflame grabs Oronde by the neck and lifts him off his feet, blue-grey eyes glaring angrily
[18:03] <@spiritflame> i am not rei hino
[18:04] <@spiritflame> i am the rei bot
[18:04] <::ChibiU> Thanks, Rei-bot!!
[18:04] <Oronde> hey put me down..yuo meanie!!
[18:04] <@spiritflame> correct your error
[18:04] <@spiritflame> ...
[18:04] * ChibiU drinks the beer
[18:04] <@spiritflame> correct... your.... error....
[18:04] <Oronde> oka.y.okay..rei bot..
[18:04] * @spiritflame squeezes a little
[18:05] * @spiritflame drops Oronde
[18:05] * @spiritflame moves off
[18:05] <Shaldra Darkness> I... I've never seen rei.bot so angry...
[18:05] <Shinji Ikari> That's one person/being I wouldn't want to piss off...
[18:06] <Cést_la_V> rei.bot-chan... has "subscriptions" with rei-chan...
[18:06] <@Dr_Xadium> "issues", dear.
[18:06] <::ChibiU> ...that's how....in the future the tech is used rarly.....
[18:06] <::YingGirl> "issues"
[18:06] <Shinji Ikari> Issues
[18:06] <Cést_la_V> Them too...
[18:07] <Cést_la_V> OK ALREADY
[18:07] * Dr_Xadium calms Mina down.
[18:07] <Shinji Ikari> I'd actually like to see the two of them locked in a room together... Rei and rei.bot...
[18:07] <Solarchos> ( laughs ) Minako - You've got the damnedest gaps in your vocabulary.
[18:07] <@Dr_Xadium> Well it's live action rei she has the problem with.
[18:08] <::YingGirl> I would have a problem with live action Rei too, after seen her dressed up in those animal costumes
[18:09] <@Dr_Xadium> She feels that as long as live action rei (who she is modeled after) is around, she is not unique.
[18:09] * @spiritflame 's eyes glow menacingly for a nanosecond
[18:10] <::YingGirl> Squeak.
[18:10] <Shaldra Darkness> I... I sujest we don't talk about rei.bot and Rei Hino anymore....
[18:10] <Solarchos> Xadium - rei.bot's fine just the way she is. She's got nothing to worry about.
[18:10] <::DekaBlue> Well, does Keiko have superstrength and inteligence like our rei.bot?
[18:11] * @spiritflame thinks Kitagawa is the inferior abomination
[18:12] <Shinji Ikari> rei.bot... do you think that because she doesn't have all of the cool attachments that you do?
[18:12] <Shinji Ikari> It isn't like Kitagawa can produce a photo from her mouth.
[18:12] * @spiritflame does not like the Kitagawa.
[18:13] * @spiritflame is the perfect life form
[18:13] <Shinji Ikari> rei.bot, keep telling yourself that. :)
[18:14] * @spiritflame is the perfect lifeform.... @spiritflame is the perfect life form.... @spiritflame is the perfect life form....
[18:14] <Shinji Ikari> Don't you love it how she takes what I say so literally?

...

[18:14] <Cést_la_V> URL --> https://suburbansenshi.com/homepages/minako.html
[18:15] <Cést_la_V> Denmaru : read the first entry!! ♡
[18:15] <Denmaru> I´m on it, Mina :3
[18:16] <Denmaru> Oh....my...
[18:16] * Cést_la_V giggles!!! ♡
[18:16] <Denmaru> omedetou, Mina!
[18:16] <Solarchos> rei.bot - Don't start doubting yourself, okay? We all like you just the way you are.
[18:17] <Cést_la_V> Thanks Denmaru!! ♡♡♡♡ Here! @}-,-'-- (steel tipped!!)
[18:17] * The Little Spider quietly crawls to rei bot..looking for the control board as I scan to her..
[18:18] * @spiritflame heats up her internal circutry and fries trhe spider to a crisp.
[18:18] * The Little Spider dies.
[18:18] <Denmaru> It´s a pleasure, and my honor, to recieve a pretty rose from a even prettier woman. Thank you very much.
[18:18] * Cést_la_V blushes and giggles
[18:19] <::Sailor Quinox> ...I wish I could go some where to celibrate my engagement :(
[18:20] <Haak> Q - you're engaged? I had no idea
[18:21] <::Sailor Quinox> YUP!!! but we don't know what to do for the engagment:(
[18:22] <Denmaru> Hmm... seems like love is in the air here
[18:22] <Cést_la_V> When the Goddess of Love is around, Romance will abound!! O!
[18:25] <::Sailor Quinox> do you have any suggestions on what Hideki and me should do for our engagment?
[18:25] * Cést_la_V refrains from saying something ecchi LOL
[18:27] <Denmaru> Quinox: Get to a romantic place with a wide view, where you can see down to a big town, and hope there will be stars - the rest is semi-automatic
[18:28] <Cést_la_V> I'll say! hahahahahahahahah!
[18:28] * Dr_Xadium turns a bit red
[18:33] <::Sailor Quinox> maybe somewhere near the coast....a nice beach....setting sun....
[18:33] * Cést_la_V is SOOO Happy she got to do the "from here to Infinity" thing... ♡♡♡♡♡
[18:34] * Senshi Guardian still has sand in uncomfortable places best left unmentioned
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> lol
[18:34] <Cést_la_V> Q-chan... did freya ever return that top I lost?
[18:35] <::Sailor Quinox> "From here to Eternty" is fun, isn't it, Minako-chan?
[18:35] <Cést_la_V> Q: YES! ♡♡♡♡♡♡
[18:36] <::Sailor Quinox> Athena did. It's in the kitchan.....
[18:36] * Dr_Xadium found it pleasant as well
[18:36] <::Sailor Quinox> ..at your place...
[18:36] <Cést_la_V> Oh! Tell her thank you!! ♡
[18:36] <::Sailor Quinox> so...um....that means...you did part of that "FHTE".....topless?
[18:37] <Cést_la_V> The surf was... pounding... last night...
[18:37] * Cést_la_V turns red
[18:41] * Senshi Guardian smells a double wedding in the future

...

[20:19] * Dr_Xadium returns
[20:20] <Cést_la_V> Did you find Artemis? ?
[20:20] <@Dr_Xadium> (waves) Yes, he's down at Mo's Tavern downing some alcoholic beverages with Haruka.
[20:20] <Cést_la_V> Eh??
[20:21] <@Dr_Xadium> They are commiserating about "women"
[20:21] <Cést_la_V> As long as he's with Motoki-kun and Haruka-san...
[20:21] <Shinji Ikari> Getting hammered out of his mind...
[20:21] <Haak> Heh
[20:21] <Cést_la_V> Maybe he needs it...
[20:22] <DekaBlue> Damn. Artemis would know about this, too...
[20:23] <@Dr_Xadium> Know about what?
[20:23] <Cést_la_V> Heh... he used to drink with Mamoru-san...
[20:23] <DekaBlue> About our Powers. Who we got them from.
[20:24] <Cést_la_V> I thought you hentai got them from bracelets...
[20:24] <@Dr_Xadium> "sentai"
[20:26] <DekaBlue> Our Boss, Doggy Krugger, got them from his planet, Anubis
[20:26] <Shinji Ikari> Anubis, isn't that the name of that villian from Stargate: SG1?
[20:26] <Cést_la_V> Doggy... Krueger? Like in "Nightmare on Pine Street"?
[20:26] <@Dr_Xadium> "Freddy... Elm"
[20:26] <Shinji Ikari> Freddy Krueger, and that's ELM Street,
[20:27] <DekaBlue> No, Doggy Krugger.
[20:27] <FireFly_9> (thinks) What kind of a name is "Doggy"?!
[20:27] <Shinji Ikari> I wanna know too.
[20:28] <Senshi Guardian> Hotaru, well he is a big blue furried humanoid dog
[20:28] <DekaBlue> Hotaru, have you seen what he looks like?
[20:28] <DekaBlue> URL --> https://www.supersentai.com/database/2004_dekaranger/images/04-krugger01.jpg
[20:29] * Cést_la_V busts out laughing
[20:31] * Cést_la_V gets up, bows politely and goes to the bathroom
[20:32] <Haak> Anubinoid. This keeps getting better and better.
[20:32] <Cést_la_V> (bathroom, muffled) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHHAHAHA AHAHAHHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA AHAA ALO BAWAHAHAHA
[20:32] <@Dr_Xadium> ¬_¬;
[20:32] * Cést_la_V comes back grinning ear to ear but trying to not make a sound
[20:33] <Shinji Ikari> Have a nice trip?
[20:33] * Cést_la_V busts out laughing again
[20:33] <Senshi Guardian> URL --> https://www.supersentai.com/database/2004_dekaranger/images/04-master.jpg
[20:33] * Cést_la_V struggles for breath and sits back down next to X-chan
[20:33] * Haak offers Minako a drink to settle her down
[20:34] <Cést_la_V> That helmet looks cool. He needs to keep it on ALWAYS.
[20:34] <Shinji Ikari> You enjoying yourself, Mina? Cause, at the moment, I'm kinda not sure.
[20:34] * Cést_la_V takes the drink and tries not to choke on it laughing
[20:34] <Shinji Ikari> The helmet is a bit of a improvement.
[20:35] * Cést_la_V is overcome with mirth at Freddy Krugger
[20:35] * Dr_Xadium apologizes for Mina
[20:35] * Dr_Xadium PROFUSELY apologizes
[20:35] <DekaBlue> Minako, you insult my bodd one more time, I'm taking back the donuts.
[20:36] * Cést_la_V 's eyes water over in sorrow
[20:36] <Cést_la_V> Chotto... BOSS?!
[20:36] <Senshi Guardian> URL --> https://www.supersentai.com/images/letterbox.jpg
[20:36] * Dr_Xadium gives Mina a very passionate kiss to keep her quiet
[20:39] <DekaBlue> I have reason to believe, due to the henshin bracelet's appearence, that the wearer is transformed into... a sailor senshi...
[20:39] <FireFly_9> Oh?
[20:41] * Cést_la_V comes up for air "What?"
[20:43] <DekaBlue> The jewel in the middle is black. The acutal device is grey, but...
[20:44] <DekaBlue> The jewel's only black because it's been corrupted.
[20:45] <Cést_la_V> Well that's not good...
[20:45] <FireFly_9> What an understatement.
[20:45] <DekaBlue> If Go-Go took it...
[20:46] <Senshi Guardian> then we're all in trouble i take it Db?
[20:46] * DekaBlue sighs
[20:47] <DekaBlue> Yeah. I think we are.
[20:47] <DekaBlue> Did Go-Go say where she was headed?
[20:53] <Cést_la_V> The place where the Bride shouldhave met her end??
[20:53] <DekaBlue> The... The House of Blue Leaves?!?!? She's insane!
[20:55] <DekaBlue> There's a Yakuza meeting tonight! She's, like, target number one with them!
[20:55] * Dr_Xadium yawns and falls asleep on Venus sofa, dreaming of Mina
[20:55] * DekaBlue plops down on top of Xadium, lost in thought
[20:55] <Cést_la_V> She needs to be stopped!!
[20:56] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[20:56] <Shinji Ikari> ...
[20:56] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[20:56] <Cést_la_V> Ano....
[20:56] <DekaBlue> Yiou're right, Mina. She must.
[20:56] <Cést_la_V> You're crushing my iinazuke...
[20:56] <DekaBlue> Eh?
[20:57] <Shinji Ikari> DB, get off of Xadium.
[20:57] * DekaBlue looks at where he's sitting
[20:57] * Cést_la_V points at X-chan...
[20:57] * DekaBlue jumps off, bowing madly
[20:57] <@Dr_Xadium> @_@
[20:58] <DekaBlue> GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMEN NOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAI GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAI GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAI GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMEN NOSAIGOMENNOSAI GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAI GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAI GOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAIGOMENNOSAI!
[20:58] * Cést_la_V sits next to X-chan and tries to make sure he's ok
[20:58] <@Dr_Xadium> @_@
[20:58] <Shinji Ikari> ...that was funny.
[20:58] <@Dr_Xadium> no...t... to... me...
[20:59] <Shinji Ikari> Xadium, if you can never make a career out of anything, you could aways be a human chair.
[20:59] * Cést_la_V coos at X-chan and lulls him back to sleep ♡
[21:00] <DekaBlue> I'm going. I'm the one who gave her the key to the safe.
[21:05] * Meanwhile , at the House of Blue Leaves, the unexpected has happened. Akiko "Go-Go" Yubari has just taken reign of the Yakuza, Tokyo's underworld monarchy
[21:05] * Cést_la_V tends to her poor crushed iinazuke...
[21:05] <Shinji Ikari> Xadium, I knew him well....
[21:06] <@Dr_Xadium> ...
[21:06] <Cést_la_V> "here hung these lips I have kissed I know not how hot..."
[21:08] * KawaiiShoujo drinks from a wine bottle, in the once again bloody House of Blue leaves
[21:12] <::DekaBlue> Akiko Yubari, you are under arrest!
[21:13] * DekaBlue pulls out the Notebook
[21:14] * KawaiiShoujo hits it out of his hands with her mace
[21:15] <::KawaiiShoujo> Nice try, DekaLose. I'm queen.
[21:16] <::NakoNako> anything for you. i know what it is like to be so alone in the world. and if you ever need a place to stay, my couch is open for you.
[21:16] * DekaBlue grabs the notebook, dialing up one of the senshi - the first on in his speed dial. He just hoped it wasn't a drunken one.
[21:17] * Cést_la_V initially misread that as "crotch" ... O_o;
[21:18] * DekaBlue is hit with the mace, his helmet cracking
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Blast. (Teleports to the House of Blue Leaves)
[21:19] * FireFly_9 transforms into Saturn
[21:19] * FireFly_9 is between Adam and Go-Go
[21:20] * FireFly_9 wastes no time and cleaves the beacelet with her Glaive
[21:21] <::KawaiiShoujo> How nice to see you again...
[21:21] * FireFly_9 spins up Silent Wall just in case
[21:21] * KawaiiShoujo kicks a chair in her way
[21:21] * FireFly_9 smirks as the chair vaporizes on the wall
[21:21] <::KawaiiShoujo> I don't think so. This bracelet is mine.
[21:21] * KawaiiShoujo stands up
[21:22] <::KawaiiShoujo> Make Up!
[21:22] <FireFly_9> -_-#
[21:22] * KawaiiShoujo transforms into...
[21:22] <FireFly_9> Too many Senshi.
[21:22] <::KawaiiShoujo> I am the sailor of darkness. I am Sailor Set!
[21:23] <Shinji Ikari> I got bit... again!
[21:23] <::DekaBlue> SAilor... Set... how?
[21:23] <FireFly_9> Sailor Set? What about Game and Match?
[21:24] <::KawaiiShoujo> Funny. Who knew the senshi of life could make jokes.
[21:24] <Between_the_Lines> Hotaru: Good one. ^_^
[21:25] <::KawaiiShoujo> As do I...
[21:25] * KawaiiShoujo swings the now black mace around
[21:26] * FireFly_9 is thoroughly unimpressed. A Senshi who needs a TOY to henshin. Hmph.
[21:26] <::KawaiiShoujo> Dark Tornado!
[21:26] <FireFly_9> "Amused Laughter"
[21:27] * KawaiiShoujo creates a tornado of dark energy to Saturn
[21:29] <::DekaBlue> Ho---taru... Get... the crystal...
[21:29] <FireFly_9> Tch.
[21:30] * FireFly_9 drops the wall and smashes the Glaive into the ground splitting the floor, running sideways to dodge Go Go
[21:30] <::KawaiiShoujo> Shut up, f[BLEEP]er!
[21:30] * FireFly_9 swiprs the glavie forwrd at the crystal rererectign silent wall to guard
[21:30] <::KawaiiShoujo> The Silver Crystal won't help you now, not in the hands of Chibiusa...
[21:31] <::KawaiiShoujo> Set Storm!
[21:32] * KawaiiShoujo sends a purple lightning bolt at the glaive
[21:32] * FireFly_9 weathers the blast and has to think of some new strategy.
[21:32] <::KawaiiShoujo> You cannot take Set out of this power...
[21:33] <FireFly_9> Then I shall bring ruin to this entire place.
[21:34] <::DekaBlue> Hotaru, no!!!
[21:34] * FireFly_9 raises the Silence Glaive and prepares for SGS
[21:35] * NakoNako loads my chicken cannon with seppuku, the prozac/viagra hybrids, little bawls, and some teriyaki sauce
[21:35] * // J_Daito // pops out of the darkness and wraps Go-Go in a Figure Four Liplock
[21:35] * DekaBlue wraps his arms around Saturn
[21:35] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[21:35] <FireFly_9> Jedite.!?
[21:36] * KawaiiShoujo stabs Jedite with her dagger
[21:36] * // J_Daito // is only partly in this dimension
[21:36] * // J_Daito // has been powering up to fight shadows
[21:36] * // J_Daito // continues the kiss
[21:36] <::KawaiiShoujo> Get off of me...
[21:37] * // J_Daito // smirks and passes into her completely ala ShadowStud
[21:37] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[21:37] * DekaBlue whispers into Saturns ear
[21:38] * // J_Daito // practices possessing ever fiber and neuron
[21:38] <::DekaBlue> Hotaru. Get Sailor Chibi Moon.
[21:38] <FireFly_9> JEDITE!?
[21:38] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa?!
[21:39] <::KawaiiShoujo> GET OUT OF ME!
[21:39] * // J_Daito // leeches some sweet Sailor Set power and flits back to the end of Reality.
[21:39] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. arrivz
[21:39] <::DekaBlue> She has the Ginzoshou, right?
[21:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> oh sit! a mez!! !
[21:40] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi glops daka rangar
[21:41] <::KawaiiShoujo> What the f[BLEEP]...
[21:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi iz making daka ranga har men ♡
[21:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da fick upi bicj!!
[21:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi kasses dakARangar
[21:41] <::DekaBlue> I feel violated...
[21:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi sakes har bootay
[21:42] * DekaBlue has his helmet on, must remember to sterlize it
[21:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi raps off da brokan halmat and slaps da tong
[21:42] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[21:42] * KawaiiShoujo sends strikes Chibiusa with the purple lightning
[21:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi ignors da week sit from kawaishoj
[21:43] * DekaBlue would scream, but has a minors tounge in his mouth
[21:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kaps makin ot
[21:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u kalled mi babye?
[21:43] * FireFly_9 just watches the scene in stunned shock
[21:44] <::YingGirl> RUN FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR MAN HOOD, DAMNIT!!!
[21:44] <::DekaBlue> Chibiusa... If you purify the braclet and it's powers.... I'l... take you to my place...
[21:44] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[21:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit dod! hoew do i praifu it!!?
[21:44] <::NakoNako> someone stuffed my drinking fridge with it
[21:45] <Shinji Ikari> ...a Green Lantern knows not fear... I keep trying to tell myself this but I have a feeling, deep inside, to s[BLEEP]t my pants at the moment.
[21:45] <Cést_la_V> LOL
[21:45] <::DekaBlue> With the crystal! You go, Moon Healing Escilation!
[21:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi stadels har men and s[BLEEP]ts up, raidfinf da kistal... MOOn healing! excaslation!!!!1
[21:46] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. 's slivar kistal purafies sit
[21:46] <::ChibiU> ...this is too much...
[21:46] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gats biock 2 har men
[21:46] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[21:46] <::YingGirl> I think this is amusing for my birthday...
[21:46] * KawaiiShoujo doesn't know whether sh'es purified or a Windows program
[21:46] * Dr_Xadium is back and is stunned at the scene
[21:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mm baby god
[21:47] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[21:47] * Cést_la_V holds X-chan in fear.
[21:47] * KawaiiShoujo screams in agony... then sighs, feeling the warm light...
[21:47] <@Dr_Xadium> No comment.
[21:47] * YingGirl watches Deka & Chibi with amusement, a smirk across her face
[21:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mi si sying 2 4 daffeararainsg hahshshshshshshshs
[21:48] <Cést_la_V> O_o;O_o;O_o;O_o;O_o;O_o;O_o;O_o;
[21:48] * KawaiiShoujo collapses, back in her uniform
[21:48] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> u lak dis babye???
[21:48] <FireFly_9> Good God.
[21:48] <::DekaBlue> Can someone translate that for me?
[21:48] <FireFly_9> "Do you... like this... baby."
[21:49] <Shinji Ikari> ....holy sonofaslut...
[21:49] * KawaiiShoujo 's bracelet blows with a bright light
[21:49] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs hshshshshsh o hshshshshshs o hshshshshs
[21:49] <::DekaBlue> Before that...
[21:49] * FireFly_9 shields her eyes
[21:50] * DekaBlue feels obligated to make out with Chibiusa, so does so
[21:50] <FireFly_9> "/me is sighing too, but for a different reason, ha ha ha ha ha"
[21:50] <::DekaBlue> Ah.
[21:51] * DekaBlue makes out more
[21:51] <::NakoNako> whatever you guys are doing... keep off my couch
[21:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshshshhs!11111
[21:51] * FireFly_9 teleports home in disgust.
[21:51] <Shinji Ikari> F[BLEEP] hanging myself, I feel like erasing myself from existance...
[21:51] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi is spant ROR
[21:51] * KawaiiShoujo sits up, groaning
[21:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi gats pu n karstiez
[21:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> glid 2 B ov sarvace!!1
[21:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi leeves
[21:52] * ChibiN screams
[21:52] <Shinji Ikari> If the little one is this freaky... I wonder how's the elder-Usagi...
[21:53] * DekaBlue , though dazed, teleports home
[21:53] *** DekaBlue [pcp09639014pcs.nhanvr01.nj.comcast.net] has left #suburbansenshi (And I'm spent. Another woman well seviced.)
[21:54] <Shinji Ikari> F[BLEEP]sticks, that's NOT something to be proud of and put in your leaving message, DB. Especially when it deals with the Spore.
[21:54] <::ChibiN> SOMEONE HELP ME!!! MY EYES!!!
[21:54] <FireFly_9> ChibiN... some horrors never fade. At least it was a man and not a horse.
[21:54] <kevryn> o_o What's with the chibi Kaioh?
[21:55] <FireFly_9> Kevryn: She saw something no one should ever see.
[21:55] <::ChibiN> MY EYES!! MY BEUTIFUL EYES!!!
[21:56] * ChibiN starts crying
[21:56] <Shinji Ikari> ChibiN, something things call for the great solution: getting f[BLEEP]ing drunk out of your mind.
[21:56] * FireFly_9 hugs ChibiN, who like her, is another scarred veteran of Chibiusa's libidinous ways.
[21:57] <Shinji Ikari> Hotaru, I'd recommend the same solution for you as well.
[21:57] * FireFly_9 does not drink.
[21:57] * ChibiN cries into Hotaru's chest
[21:57] <Shinji Ikari> It might be a good time to start.
[21:57] * Cést_la_V is still stunned.
[21:58] * FireFly_9 is SORELY TEMPTED but declines
[21:59] * FireFly_9 is too stunned to speak anymore.
[21:59] <::ChibiU> My sister is such a wimp....
[21:59] * Shinji Ikari waves his hands infront of Hotaru's eyes.
[21:59] * Dr_Xadium closes his eyes and tries to unremember.
[21:59] <kevryn> heh
[22:00] <Shinji Ikari> All of this was just plain... wrong.
[22:00] * Cést_la_V shakes her head to try and clear it
[22:00] <FireFly_9> Such... is life... when Chibiusa... lurks.
[22:00] <kevryn> Yes, yes it was. I'm just going to pretend none of it happened, Shinji
[22:00] * KawaiiShoujo passes out
[22:01] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks cryptically and leaves
[22:01] <Shinji Ikari> ...I wish I had the same luxary, Kev.
[22:01] <Shinji Ikari> At least I didn't s[BLEEP]t my pants.
[22:02] <kevryn> Eeew.
[22:02] * Cést_la_V sniffs the air (too late)
[22:02] <kevryn> Don't be an ass, ChibiU
[22:02] * ChibiN continues to cry
[22:02] <Diana> URL --> https://www.smokeybear.com/only_you.asp
[22:03] <::YingGirl> What the f[BLEEP] is Smokey doing here?
[22:03] <Cést_la_V> Why is Diana-chan promoting fire control?!?
[22:03] <Shinji Ikari> Smokey, I have a twitch in my right hand to deal out some violence...
[22:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Did she burn down the house?!
[22:03] <::NakoNako> the...hell...
[22:03] * Cést_la_V and X-chan run to check their house
[22:04] <Shinji Ikari> I wonder how a bear-skin rug would look right now.... Mina, would you like one for a gift?
[22:04] * Cést_la_V runs back in...
[22:04] <Cést_la_V> Sure!!
[22:04] * Shinji Ikari turns to look at Smokey with a evil grin on his face
[22:05] <Shinji Ikari> Die, bear!
[22:05] <Cést_la_V> X-chan, I'm getting sleepy...
[22:05] <@Dr_Xadium> I know, it's been a long day... again.
[22:06] * kevryn awkwardly attempts to comfort Hotaru
[22:06] * Cést_la_V and X-chan curl up on Venus sofa and try to watch the room, but are dozing off.
[22:07] * Shinji Ikari returns after completely the steps to ensure a fine, bear skin rug
[22:07] * FireFly_9 is this close to bawling.
[22:07] <::KawaiiShoujo> Hotaru, hun, are you alright?
[22:07] <FireFly_9> (sniff) NO.
[22:07] * Shinji Ikari hands the Doc and Mina a nicely crafted bear skin rug, "Here's a happy engagement gift."
[22:08] <FireFly_9> Chibiusa... is utterly reprobate...
[22:08] * ChibiN is still crying
[22:08] * kevryn hugs ChibiN
[22:08] <::ChibiN> my eyes....have seen evil.....
[22:08] <Cést_la_V> ...domo... (uses it to cover her and X-chan on the couch as they begin to snooze)
[22:08] <Shinji Ikari> Hotaru, you said what could be considered the understatement to end all f[BLEEP]ing understatements.
[22:08] <kevryn> I'm so sorry, to have been exposed to *that* at your age
[22:08] * ChibiN continues to cry
[22:08] * KawaiiShoujo hugs Hotaru
[22:08] <FireFly_9> ChibiN... tonight... you are an adult.
[22:09] <::ChibiN> I WANT MY MOTHER!!!!!!
[22:09] <::NakoNako> Awhhhh... pooor ChibiN....
[22:10] * Dr_Xadium curls up with Mina and they fall asleep under the soft bear rug, tired after a long day.
[22:10] * ChibiN continues to cry into Hotaru's arms
[22:16] <::ChibiN> ......whimper.....whimper...
[22:16] <kevryn> *hugs ChibiN* uh... there there...
[22:18] <@Dr_Xadium> (asleep) by Rassilon Chibiusa NO
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> (asleep) Oh my GOD no
[22:19] <TuxRainbow> Hello, Nako. So, this plushie, need help?
[22:19] * Dr_Xadium and Mina wake up in a cold sweat!
[22:19] <Cést_la_V> Kowai.
[22:19] <Diana> There's a maniacal Smokey the Bear plushie under my bed
[22:19] <::ChibiN> .....I waaaant mother.......
[22:19] <@Dr_Xadium> I don't think I can ever sleep again.
[22:20] * GERMATOID EMERGES DRESSED UP IN DRAG AND A BLUE WIG
[22:20] <GERMATOID> HII DEAR ♡
[22:20] <kevryn> *whispers* Yo, Dr X, think you could get Michiru in here? Her kid's about to have a breakdown or somethin'
[22:21] <kevryn> Um, I have the same birthday as your mother, that help?
[22:21] * GERMATOID IS DRESSED LIKE MICHIRU
[22:21] <Shinji Ikari> Holy s[BLEEP]t
[22:21] <kevryn> o_o
[22:21] <GERMATOID> COME HERE DEARIE! MUAHA...HO HO HO!
[22:21] <kevryn> O...M...G
[22:21] <Shinji Ikari> That's just... wrong
[22:21] <::ChibiN> you're not mother!!!!
[22:21] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[22:21] <Shinji Ikari> wrong...wrong...wrong...wrong...wrong....
[22:21] <::ChibiN> you're an uncultered mad scientist!!!
[22:21] <GERMATOID> OF COURSE I AM DEAR! SEE THE HAIR?
[22:22] <FireFly_9> O_o;
[22:22] <GERMATOID> O HO HO HO HO
[22:22] <Shinji Ikari> Hotaru... your father is... wrong.
[22:22] * GERMATOID OPENS HIS ARMS FOR A HUG
[22:22] <::ChibiN> .....hair means nothing!! you must be refined, graceful, and culutured
[22:23] <Cést_la_V> X-chan... scared...
[22:23] <Shinji Ikari> And... something that the kid neglates to mention.... a WOMAN!
[22:23] * GERMATOID PIROUTTES PERFECTLY AND SIPS SOME TEA ELEGANTLY
[22:23] * Dr_Xadium and Mina hide under the bearskin rug
[22:24] <::ChibiN> ...that too!!
[22:24] <GERMATOID> SEE DEAR??
[22:24] * kevryn is frozen
[22:24] <::ChibiN> you're scary........Aunty Hotaru....make him go away...
[22:24] * GERMATOID POINTS TO BUMPS ON HIS HER CHEST
[22:24] <FireFly_9> Papa... enough...
[22:25] <GERMATOID> WELL HEY, SHE'S NOT CRYING ANYMORE, IS SHE? :P
[22:25] * GERMATOID LEAVES ( THE THINGS I DO FOR KIDS)
[22:25] <Shinji Ikari> No, she's just shaking in fear again... fear of a grown-man crossdressing!
[22:25] <TuxRainbow> Thank goodness for the lack of passing of genetic traits
[22:25] * FireFly_9 goes over to the bearskin blanket and pokes it
[22:26] <kevryn> You'd think she'd be used to people crossdressing, considering her parentage
[22:26] * Cést_la_V peeps out
[22:26] <FireFly_9> Can you call Michiru-momma?
[22:26] <::ChibiN> ...I still want Mother!!!
[22:27] * Cést_la_V takes a DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP breath
[22:27] * kevryn covers her ears preemptively
[22:27] <Cést_la_V> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU - SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN !!!!!!!!
[22:27] * Shinji Ikari creates a pair of earplugs with his power ring and sticks them in
[22:27] * ChibiN covers her ears too
[22:27] <TuxRainbow> My ears....
[22:27] * Mdm_Maestro elegantly comes running in, Cattle prod in hand
[22:28] <Mdm_Maestro> Yes?
[22:28] <::ChibiN> MOTHER!!!
[22:28] * ChibiN hugs Michiru
[22:28] <::ChibiN> I'm scared, Mother.....
[22:28] * Mdm_Maestro pets her future child.
[22:29] <Smokey_The_Bear> URL --> https://www.smokeybear.com/only_you.asp
[22:29] * Cést_la_V hides under the blanket again .
[22:30] * Cést_la_V snuggles with X-chan, trying to forget the horror.

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