*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= He has the Power =-'
[19:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- staggers in gasping for breath, blue
[19:28] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- can't breathe!
[19:29] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- points to her throat!
[19:29] * // J_Daito // fades through the front door, translucent and holding forth his left arm
[19:30] <// J_Daito //> You see, motherf[BLEEP]er, Jedite told you he could do the vader grip!
[19:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- nods frantically
[19:31] * // J_Daito // releases the Vader Grip.
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (wheeze) Damn man Damn!
[19:31] * // J_Daito // crosses his arms and is the s[BLEEP]t.
[19:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sorry for telling you you were full of s[BLEEP]t when you said you learned the Vader grip
[19:32] <// J_Daito //> Jedite taught you otherwise.
[19:32] <// J_Daito //> Jedite trained outside the edges of the creation.
[19:33] <// J_Daito //> Jedite became mightier.
[19:33] * // J_Daito // lights up Ten'ou's ass with Force Lightning
[19:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH
[19:34] * // J_Daito // regrets having to trade in a physical body for mega powers.
[19:35] <// J_Daito //> Jedite had to be able to crush Shadowstud, who declared peace with him.
[19:35] <// J_Daito //> Jedite now is incensed at having traded his body for nothing.
[19:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well you got a new s[BLEEP]tload of powers...
[19:36] * // J_Daito // slips into Ten'ou's body and makes her punch herself in the face before sliding back out
[19:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OW MOTHERF[BLEEP]ER
[19:37] * // J_Daito // smirks
[19:37] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hurls a Beer Can at Jed, it slips right through him
[19:37] <// J_Daito //> Jedite finds that incredibly rude, Ten'ou.
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I HATE YOU
[19:38] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically appears
[19:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Jedite-sama!! ♡
[19:39] <// J_Daito //> It is the woman. Have you come to be salacious towards Jedite?
[19:39] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 goes for a flying glomp and passes through Jedite, tackling Haruka
[19:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Damn Sets lay off the Chocopeanuts!!
[19:40] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 frowns cryptically and regards Jedite
[19:40] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You are insubstantial.
[19:41] <// J_Daito //> On the contrary, as rei.bot could attest were she here, Jedite is *quite* substantial.
[19:41] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ...
[19:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sets, you know lots of cryptic s[BLEEP]t, can you fix his ass?
[19:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Jedite-sama's a[BLEEP] seems fine...
[19:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_o;
[19:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
[19:42] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically walks over to Jedite and pokes a finger through his chest
[19:43] <// J_Daito //> Jedite finds this extremely disrespectful.
[19:43] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically ponders this.
[19:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Jedite-sama is in a state of "extreme power up"
[19:44] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- kicks the s[BLEEP]t out of the phone
[19:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> As you know from _Dragonball Z_ Physics 101, when a being powers up they gain a ki aura.
[19:45] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Take this too far, and the whole body becomes rarified energy.
[19:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> What has to happen here is that Jedite has to power down from his current USSJ 2010 form.
[19:46] <// J_Daito //> Jedite never considered becomeing weaker again.
[19:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So how do we weaken Mr. Infinite power?
[19:47] <// J_Daito //> (Ultra Super Studly Jedite 2010 )
[19:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> He must engage in a titanic power struggle.
[19:49] <// J_Daito //> Setsuna: To whom must Jedite struggle with?
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey Jed, Struggle with Grammar first dumbass!
[19:50] <// J_Daito //> Jedite is not amused.
[19:50] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 ponders
[19:50] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 ponders cryptically and enigmatically.
[19:51] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> We need to pit you against another source of inifinite power.
[19:51] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite is willing.
[19:51] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I need a... copy of Playgirl.
[19:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O_o;
[19:51] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite is facefaulting.
[19:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don;t look at me I don't have use for that s[BLEEP]t.
[19:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> It is required for the plan.
[19:52] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite does not butter his bread that way.
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> the Jedite waits.
[19:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (hunts through Chibiusa's room for man pr0n)
[19:54] <// J_Daito //> THE JEDITE IS NOT LIKE THAT!
[19:55] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> It is NOT for Jedite.
[19:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sets... this isn't the time or place...
[19:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is like www.wtf.com
[19:56] * // J_Daito // shimmers in the translucent way
[19:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Could Jeruka beat him?
[19:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> No.
[19:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (gets 15 issues of "Shinobi XXX - The Leading Gay Ninja Porn Magazine" from KawaiiShoujo) and gives 'em to Sets.)
[19:58] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Jedite is beyond all of us combined.
[19:58] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> There is but one force equal to him.
[19:58] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 takes the magazines and pulls out her cellphone
[19:58] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 inputs the images into the cellphone camera
[19:59] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 waits cryptically
[19:59] * a pink aura begins to srround the house
[20:00] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The only force that can defeat USSJ 2010 Jedite is...
[20:00] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The Libido of Neo Princess Serenity Small Lady Tsukino Usagi Chibiusa.
[20:00] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> shshshshshshshshshshhshshshshshshs
[20:01] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite is sweatdropping.
[20:01] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> mens....
[20:01] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. emerges through the floor
[20:02] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite is unimpressed.
[20:02] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. leepz 4 geydite!
[20:02] * // J_Daito // casually catches her out of the air and holds her by the neck
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> da fick!
[20:03] * // J_Daito // sucks all the force out of her and is unaffected
[20:03] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. drops to the floor
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I... must join the nunnery.
[20:04] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. bows to everyone and transforms her clothes into a nun's habit.
[20:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drinks a beer in shock
[20:04] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> What the f[BLEEP] happened to me??
[20:05] * // J_Daito // touches Haruka
[20:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Agh! I drink too much damn... beer... and golly, I swear too much!
[20:05] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite sees that this plan has met with failure.
[20:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Golly Gee, Sets! Whoa!
[20:06] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I must pray for my sins.
[20:06] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 scowls and unfurls the Big Ass Key v. 2.0
[20:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gee Whillikers, Sets, whatchya gonna do with that?
[20:07] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 SLAMS Haruka on the head with it
[20:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP] B[BLEEP]CH!
[20:07] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks
[20:07] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> I forgive thee for the violence which thee art about to do, sister.
[20:08] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I like small lady this way. (leaves)
[20:08] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Wait, sister! I must have my carnality!
[20:08] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. runneth after her!
[20:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> O...k...
[20:09] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite must seek his match.
[20:09] * // J_Daito // melts through the floor
[20:09] * // J_Daito // is gone
[20:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whao... the Chibi had no effect.
[20:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sits on Venus sofa and drinks her beer in confusion.
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