[19:34] <Cést_la_V> So nice to see Hotaru-chan smiling!! All the Suburban Senshi, including the long-lost Setsuna-san are here, so without further ague, let's go to the first question!!
[19:35] <FireFly_9> "Ado" ^_^
[19:35] <Cést_la_V> The first question is for Professor Tomoe-san from Dallbun, who asks:
[19:36] <> ♦ Hey, Professor Tomoe... back at the end of the whole Pharoah 90 thing, you were separated from your long-time mental roommate, Germatoid. After that you seemed to return to being a kindly but dull professor type, then a kindly but dull and amnesiac professor type. What convinced you to get back into the mad scientist business? And, before that, how did Pluto convince you to lend her your baby daughter?
[19:37] <GERMATOID> HEHEH DALLBUN IS A NAUGHTY NAUGHTY! OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE NEVER READ THE SUBURBAN SENSHI FANFICS, WHERE THIS QUESTION IS ANSWERED FOR YOUR PLEASURE AND ENJOYMENT!
[19:37] <GERMATOID> BUT AS PART OF THE SERVICE, WE'LL RE-ENACT THE SCENE FOR YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:38] * The outside grounds of Professor Tomoe's western-style home. He is holding baby Hotaru in his hands.
[19:41] <GERMATOID> "What's up Hotaru... are you seeing something I can't?"
[19:42] <FireFly_9> Goo Goo gook gout (points to something behind her dad)
[19:42] * GERMATOID TURNS TO SEE SETSUNA, DRESSED IN HER LAVENDER SUIT
[19:43] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 whips out the Big Ass Key 1.5 and SLAMS Tomoe on the head. His features go black, and his smile fades to a crimson grin. His glasses reflect 300% of the light that hits them
[19:44] <GERMATOID> "Wha... what the... MU A .... what' HAHAHAHA... what's gouing... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! I'M BACK!!
[19:44] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks cryptically
[19:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I am taking Hotaru.
[19:45] <GERMATOID> OK! BUT YOU BETTER TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY GIRL, OR I'LL... MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
[19:45] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically takes Hotaru and goes home as Tomoe cackles
[19:45] <GERMATOID> AND THERE YOU GO! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:47] <GERMATOID> AFTER THAT, WHILE HARUKA-TACHI WERE PLAYING BABY DRESS-UP WITH HOTARU-CHAN, I GOT ALL MY MEMORIES BACK AND REMEMBERED ABOUT MY SEXY LAB ASSISTANT KAOLINITE-KUN WHO I HAD ACCIDENTALLY KILLED BY HITTING HER WITH LETHAL FORCE. SO I REBUILT MY LAB AND GOT TO CLONING! MUAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[19:48] <Cést_la_V> Ok!! Thanks Prof! Now it's time for our next question!!
[19:49] <Cést_la_V> This one is from my best friend Q-chan [Sailor Quinox], who asks:
[19:49] <Cést_la_V> ♦ "This one is for everybody. What was your favorite TV show as a kid?"
[19:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Duh, Speed Racer. That Monkey was the s[BLEEP]t.
[19:50] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite liked GI Joe. Well the Cobra part of it. The Jedite always rooted for Cobra to win. He was sickened with the Pro-Joe Bias.
[19:51] <FireFly_9> I liked Star Trek! Did you know William Shatner is returning to the franchise in the series "Enterprise"? ^_^ I'm so giddy with anticipation!! Minako-sempai, is this was love feels like?! ^_^
[19:52] <Cést_la_V> Ano...
[19:52] <GERMATOID> I LIKED MR. WIZARD AND BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
[19:52] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i likd proe rastling
[19:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No s[BLEEP]t you like pro wrestling, Chibi?
[19:53] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hal yas bcuz u hed swaty oile mans rolin al ovar ech uder, i wented den 2 rowl mi in2 a "smal pakage" !! hahshshshshhsshshhsshsh
[19:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> F[BLEEP]. I don't think I can ever watch wrestling again...
[19:54] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshs
[19:54] <Cést_la_V> This'll sound funny but I liked Scooby Doo! It was a trip!! ♡
[19:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL it was a "trip" ahahahaha!
[19:55] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬; What?
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite thinks the Aino does not know about the "Scooby Snacks" LHAO!!
[19:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LHAO?
[19:55] <// J_Daito //> Laughing His Ass Off.
[19:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> We need to power your ass down man, this is too f[BLEEP]ing creepy.
[19:56] <=^catablanca^=> I liked the old sitcom "The Honeymooners" . [Ralph] "NORTON!"
[19:57] * Cést_la_V sighs happily.... the "Honeymooners"....
[19:57] <Mdm_Maestro> I enjoyed "Painting with Bob Ross" even though he resulted in the instant devaluation of an entire genre of oil painted works.
[19:57] <@spiritflame> rei bot is a child
[19:58] <@spiritflame> rei bot enjoys Tech TV
[19:58] <@spiritflame> rei bot watches all
[19:58] <H3LLi05> I liked da SPiCE channel, yo!
[19:58] <Cést_la_V> As a KID?!
[19:59] <H3LLi05> Damn Skippy, Chicky!
[20:00] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I preferred "land of the lost" but found the ending a cop-out.
[20:00] <Cést_la_V> Thanks guys!! now to the next question!!
[20:00] <Cést_la_V> This one is from Adam-san, who asks:
[20:01] <Cést_la_V> ♦ Hey! It's Adam! I just wanted to restate my question to any of the Suburban Senshi that had been missing last time, and that was : If you could be in any fandom other than BSSM, what would it be?
[20:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Kodocha, that place is wild
[20:02] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite would be in Dragonball Z, he would relish a battle with Vegitto.
[20:02] <FireFly_9> I would be in Lain, I find the universe fascinating ^_^
[20:03] <GERMATOID> I'D BE IN DOCTOR SLUMP, SORIMAKI'S GREAT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[20:03] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i went gandam wig, id dew al da gundamn boiez and dat hit zex markiss
[20:03] <Cést_la_V> I'd like to be in Gravitation if the main guys weren't "that way" LOL
[20:04] <=^catablanca^=> I would like to be Inuyasha, the Feudal Era seems so much more peaceful.
[20:05] <Mdm_Maestro> I do not like anime.
[20:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There must be something you wanna be in, Michi?
[20:06] <Mdm_Maestro> Does the "Martha Stewart Show" count as a fandom?
[20:06] <Cést_la_V> It'll do!! rei.bot-san?
[20:06] <@spiritflame> i like the chobits
[20:07] <H3LLi05> I wanna be in Love Hina, yo! I'd make them change the name ta "Love Naru, Shinobu, Kitsune, Modoka and Haruka!" HAHAHAH
[20:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Just keep yer f[BLEEP]ing hooves off THIS Haruka....
[20:08] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I would like to be involved in the fandom of L Frank Baum.
[20:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wizard of Oz?
[20:09] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes.
[20:09] <Cést_la_V> Our next question is from Go-Go-chan, who asks:
[20:09] <Cést_la_V> ♦ Now, it's my turn. Go-Go-chan, here! This is for everyone. How do you guys plan on ending this grand site, because, let's be realistic, it will have to end eventually. With a bang, quietly? A party, or a cliffhanger? Tell!
[20:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I will have a beer party to end ALL beer parties.
[20:11] <// J_Daito //> The Jedite will vanish into the ether without a sound
[20:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But you're too much of a badass man
[20:11] <// J_Daito //> There will be no grand finale for the Jedite.
[20:11] <FireFly_9> I would quote a profound poem expressing my gratitude for the years of support.
[20:12] <GERMATOID> I'D GET READY TO CONVERT THE SITE INTO A BROWSER TRAP FOR CLICKTHRU PROFIT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!
[20:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ¬_¬;
[20:12] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i'd jst say scuu u biches i'm gon home!!11
[20:14] <Cést_la_V> I'd probably cry a little because it's been so much fun and I've enjoyed being with all my friends.... but then I'd put on a big smile and wave and say "Bai Bai!!" ♡♡♡
[20:14] <=^catablanca^=> I'd just be an emotional wreck. They'd have to put me down.
[20:14] <Mdm_Maestro> I would play a dirge and fade to black.
[20:14] <@spiritflame> would not commemorate it
[20:15] <@spiritflame> a death is in an instant
[20:15] <@spiritflame> i would return to nothing
[20:15] <H3LLi05> I'd grab all the fine ladies and [BLEEP] their [BLEEP]s [BLEEP] [BLEEP]
[20:16] *** @spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi (REASON: disgusting )
[20:16] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I would never have been here.
[20:17] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks cryptically
[20:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well that was depressing...
[20:20] <Mdm_Maestro> Oh I would do this as well...
[20:20] * Mdm_Maestro embraces Haruka and kisses her passionately
[20:20] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[20:21] * @spiritflame is glad she kicked Elios before this scene
[20:21] * Mdm_Maestro releases the embrace
[20:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN I WANT TO BE CANCELLATED NOW!
[20:23] <Cést_la_V> Heh... there's a big event, which I'm gonna talk about soon, that if this was a manga would be the perfect way for Suburban Senshi to end... but we're Suburban Senshi, so for us it will just be THE BEGINNING! HO HO HO!!
[20:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ¬_¬;
[20:24] <Cést_la_V> The last few bits come from Ikari Shinji-kun, so here we go!!
[20:24] <Cést_la_V> ♦ First one is for Hotaru and her gang of co-conspiritors: Are we going to see any progess in the near future about your plans of destroying the miracle romance 1.0? 'Cause I'm still wondering if Usagi got some back or something.
[20:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Gah I think of Neko #1 like a KID SISTER man stop with that "back" s[BLEEP]t!
[20:26] * GERMATOID PONDERS THE QUESTION SERIOUSLY
[20:27] <FireFly_9> Yes, Jedite, Chibiusa and I will continue the plan... daily life is a bit too hectic right now, however....
[20:27] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 smirks cryptically
[20:27] * Cést_la_V looks at Setsuna-san
[20:28] <Cést_la_V> That's the perfect transition to the second part of Shinji-kun's question, which is:
[20:28] <Cést_la_V> ♦ Pluto: Why are you so damn cryptic or enigmatic when you're JUST doing something DAMN NORMAL? What, do you FART crytically? Do you piss enigmatically? What?
[20:30] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> It may seem normal to you, but as an advanced Time Soldier with thousands of years of idle time at my disposal, I have learned how to cryptically, enigmatically, profoundly and dramaticaly do many things.
[20:30] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 cryptically gives Shinji the finger and vanishes (was never here)
[20:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ALWAYS doin' that f[BLEEP]in cryptic s[BLEEP]t.
[20:31] <Cést_la_V> And Shinji-kun had some words for Chibiusa-chan:
[20:34] <Cést_la_V> ♦ Spore, what you did to Batman... there's no coming back from that. Don't be suprised, princess, and I use that term lightly, that this bites you back on your ass.
[20:34] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs da bitmen alredy did dat 2 mi shanji hshshshshshsh
[20:35] * Mdm_Maestro faints
[20:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP] I did NOT need to know that s[BLEEP]t
[20:35] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs hshshssh shshsh i brok ham lak a lil batch!!1
[20:36] <Cést_la_V> Ara? There's one more question here, from Kakyuu-chan, who asks:
[20:36] <Cést_la_V> ♦ Hotaru-chan, I have a question for you........ Have you ever thought of decapitating the Spore, I mean, Chibi-Idiot? The reason I'm asking this is because she needs to be summarily EXECUTED! And the Silence Glaive would be just perfect for doing that!
[20:36] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. gavs kaku da figger
[20:37] * FireFly_9 withdraws her glaive
[20:38] <FireFly_9> The Silence glaive is not a Toy. I will not use it to kill my best friend. Oh! Did you hear? William SHATNER will be on Star Trek: Enterprise as Captain Kirk!! ^___^
[20:39] * FireFly_9 giggles and the glaive slips forward, neatly slicing Chibiusa' head off her shoulders as it clatters to the ground. Blood splurts from the headless body, and the head rolls on the ground for a few moments, Chibiusa's face wearing a blank, shocked expression.
[20:39] <GERMATOID> O_O
[20:39] <=^catablanca^=> O_o;
[20:39] <Cést_la_V> Oh my GOD!
[20:40] <// J_Daito //> You killed Chibiusa
[20:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU BA[BLEEP]RD!
[20:40] * FireFly_9 giggles thinking of Kirk as the head rolls to a stop, rats swarming in and stripping the flesh from the corpse.
[20:41] <Cést_la_V> ¬_¬;
[20:41] <Cést_la_V> Well that's it for the questions... now it's on to part two, counting the votes from the summer games....
[20:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WHEN I WIN Hotaru will be my B[BLEEP]CH!
[20:42] <FireFly_9> When I win, you will be forced to atone for your lifetime of sins! ^_^
[20:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Let's get those votes counted. HEH.
[20:53] * Cést_la_V pulls out two stacks of crates, one for each team
[21:02] <Cést_la_V> Hmm. our box is kinda light...
[21:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Get counting kiddo...
[21:03] <Cést_la_V> House Haruka... (scribbles numbers down on a paper and adds, rei.bot confirms the sums)
[21:03] <Cést_la_V> A total of 38 points...
[21:03] <Cést_la_V> Now our team... (starts reading the votes)
[21:04] * FireFly_9 looks on confidently
[21:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- looks on EVEN MORE CONFIDENTLY
[21:04] * FireFly_9 looks on with SUPREME CONFFIDENCE
[21:05] * Cést_la_V reads one of the votes and tears start to well up in her eyes...
[21:05] <FireFly_9> What's wrong?
[21:06] <Cést_la_V> "For Team Tomoe: 0 Their s[[BLEEP]]t stank.
[21:06] <FireFly_9> What...?
[21:06] <FireFly_9> A profanity! Haruka-poppa mailed that in!
[21:07] * Cést_la_V sniffles.
[21:07] <Cést_la_V> NO, it wasn't her... it was from my good friend who I care about like a little brother, f[BLEEP]
[21:07] <@spiritflame> votes are secret no names please
[21:08] <FireFly_9> HIM! BUT....
[21:08] * Cést_la_V reads another and just starts to cry hard. Hotaru takes the mail and reads it.
[21:09] <FireFly_9> Another 0... "You guys DID show some effort but it wasn't the smart thing to allow some guy who has speed for blood running through his veins to plan this. Should've had the Doctor or someone else. The Haruka team was able to do it their sketch completely and it was rather funny. You sketch was funny but.... so f[BLEEP]ing disturbing! I felt for rei.bot in that!"
[21:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- chuckles darkly
[21:10] <FireFly_9> but this means....
[21:10] <@spiritflame> your total is 27
[21:10] <@spiritflame> winner team tenou
[21:11] <FireFly_9> O_O
[21:11] <Cést_la_V> O_o;
[21:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't feel bad, 'Taru-chan... after all, William Shatner is on Enterprise.... HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[21:11] <FireFly_9> I I I
[21:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The first thing you're gonna do is forget about that thing you have on me, got it, SERVANT!
[21:12] <FireFly_9> Yes... Haruka...poppa...
[21:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> MASS TAR
[21:12] <FireFly_9> What?
[21:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Ha-Ru-Ka-Mass-tarr
[21:13] <FireFly_9> Ha...Haruka...master.
[21:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> [Palpatine] Excellent young Firefly. Now you will hand me the deed to my house.
[21:14] <FireFly_9> Why would I have the deed to your house, Haruka-po..master?
[21:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Foolish robot!
[21:14] <FireFly_9> I am not a robot!
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Did not your original body have a lot of mechanical crap in it to keep your undead ass alive?
[21:15] <FireFly_9> MY OLD BODY yes, but that's Cybernetics!
[21:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't take that tone with me, my Robot!
[21:17] <FireFly_9> I am NOT A ROBOT
[21:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you contradiciting your new master?
[21:17] <FireFly_9> I ....
[21:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Give me the deed to my house, robot.
[21:18] <FireFly_9> I don't have the deed, Haruka-poppa.
[21:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Poppa?
[21:18] <FireFly_9> Master. I do not have the deed to this house. It's Setsuna-momma's. I was holding it in trust.
[21:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You misunderstand, robot. I want the deed to the house that was formerly yours, in which you now live.
[21:19] <Cést_la_V> That's MY HOUSE!
[21:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hotaru took over the mortgage. It's her's which means it's mine now.
[21:20] <Cést_la_V> WHY DO YOU WANT MY HOUSE
[21:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Whaddya you care, you're shacked up with Xadium in the TARDIS these days
[21:20] <Cést_la_V> IT'S MY HOUSE!!
[21:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Mine now, right robot?
[21:20] <FireFly_9> Yes... my master.
[21:21] * FireFly_9 hands over the deed
[21:21] * DRAMATIC STING
[21:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And now, I will build the connecting hallway, and WE WILL ALL BE ONE F[BLEEP]ING HAPPY FAMILY ONCE AGAIN!
[21:21] <FireFly_9> .....
[21:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Finally, my long-standing plan has come to fruition!
[21:23] <Cést_la_V> Oh kami-sama.
[21:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Come. Robot.
[21:24] <FireFly_9> Yes... my master.
[21:24] * FireFly_9 sadly follows Haruka...master off.
[21:24] * Cést_la_V points to the screen
[21:25] <Cést_la_V> NO MORE SAILOR V SWEET STRAWBERRY SUGAR FLAKES FOR YOU, [BLEEP]-KUN!!
[21:25] * Cést_la_V sighs and goes to leave
[21:25] <@spiritflame> wait your announcement
[21:26] <Cést_la_V> I don't feel like making it now, gomen rei.bot-san.
[21:26] <@spiritflame> we will solve this minako
[21:27] <@spiritflame> i will plan vengeance
[21:28] <@spiritflame> please cheer up and speak
[21:29] <Cést_la_V> Ok guys... if you've bene keeping up with the site, you know X-chan finally broke the question and gave me an engagement ring last month...




[21:31] <Cést_la_V> Well after the vacation cruise we set a date!! ♡ It changed a little since then, but now we know when and you're all invited!! ♡ Here's the link to the site we set up about it!!

[21:32] <Cést_la_V> So please come on down and help us celebrate our special day!! Arigatou!! ♡
[21:33] * Cést_la_V giggles, happy again
[21:34] <Cést_la_V> That's all for this edition of "Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi!!" Now I have to go help Hotaru-chan! Ja ne!!
If you have a question, just send it to Aino Minako Presents: Ask the Suburban Senshi! PLEASE Remember to specify the handle you want us to refer to you as when we answer, Onegaishimasu? Since we get so many questions, please limit yourselves to one question per person per day! Arigatou!