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Topic is -= Let the MFer burn =-

[13:58] * // J_Daito // chuckles darkly
[13:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, when *don't* you chuckle darkly?
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> Oh right, like the Dark General is supposed to giggle like a giddy schoolgirl
[13:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude I TRIPLE DARE you to do that
[13:59] <// J_Daito //> What do I get if I do it?
[14:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- b[BLEEP]chslaps Jedite with ten thousand yean
[14:00] * // J_Daito // WHACKS Ten'ou with his briefcase full of blood money
[14:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes down like a sack of bricks
[14:00] <// J_Daito //> Heh
[14:01] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- gets up woozy
[14:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Fine, what DO you want then
[14:01] <// J_Daito //> I want you to kneel before me and call me your master the way Victoria Ceres does to Alucard in Hellsing
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hah, fine. Cuz you ain't got the [BLEEP]s to do it.
[14:02] <// J_Daito //> Oh really.
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Really
[14:02] * // J_Daito // arches an eyebrow and looks at Ten'ou
[14:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- smirks
[14:02] * // J_Daito // coughs
[14:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm waiting, motherf[BLEEP]ker
[14:03] <// J_Daito //> Ahem. *^_^* Tee hee hee hee hee heee eeh ehee heee heee eeeee heeeh!! *^_^*
[14:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That is some scary s[BLEEP]t right there
[14:04] * @spiritflame does the creepy recorded predator laugh from "Predator"
[14:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And so is that
[14:05] * // J_Daito // twitches that his incredibly HOT ex-girlfriend heard him giggling like a schoolgirl
[14:05] * FireFly_9 comes down the stairs
[14:05] <// J_Daito //> And now your turn, Ten'ou
[14:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drops to one knee
[14:05] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- bows before Jedite
[14:05] <FireFly_9> ...
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "At your command, My Mastar."
[14:06] <FireFly_9> (Dryly) Well this is new.
[14:06] <// J_Daito //> Hah! Ten'ou here just swore fealty to me
[14:06] <FireFly_9> ...!
[14:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What!? It was just a one time thing!
[14:07] <FireFly_9> "First come fealty, then comes peonage, then comes a ba[BLEEP]rd lineage"...
[14:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GEH!
[14:07] <// J_Daito //> I would never consnet to mate with Ten'ou?!
[14:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh?! Is there something wrong with me as a WOMAN, Jedite?!
[14:08] <// J_Daito //> YOU'RE LIKE THE BROTHER I NEVER WISHED I HAD!
[14:08] * @spiritflame does the creepy recorded predator laugh from "Predator"
[14:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMMIT R, STOP DOING THAT!
[14:09] * C'est_la_V skips in genki-genki looking at the gold ring on her finger ♡
[14:09] * C'est_la_V sees Haruka-san still kneeling before Jedite
[14:10] <C'est_la_V> Oh-ho!! "A Shocking proposal! Haruka drops the question on Jedite!!"
[14:10] * C'est_la_V takes a shot with her "fun-fun" disposal camera
[14:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Pops the question"
[14:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M DOING!!!
[14:10] * C'est_la_V giggles
[14:11] <C'est_la_V> Marriage isn't all that bad, you know.. ♡
[14:11] <// J_Daito //> I WOULD NEVER MARRY THE LIKES OF *HER!*
[14:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> RIGHT! WAIT! NO, RIGHT! DAMN! I CAN'T TELL IF I WANT TO BE INSULTED OR NOT!
[14:12] <C'est_la_V> Jedite would make a cute groom ::giggles::
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> Hey Aino...
[14:12] <C'est_la_V> Eh??
[14:12] <// J_Daito //> Want to see some behind the scenes test footage from the pitch session for "Suburban Sims?"
[14:12] * // J_Daito // smiles darkly
[14:13] <C'est_la_V> (oblivious) OK!!
[14:13] <// J_Daito //>


[14:13] <C'est_la_V> X-CHAN!!!
[14:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LMFAO
[14:14] <C'est_la_V> My X-chan!! You burned him UP!!
[14:14] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai, it's just s stunt double, I'm sure no one actually came to harm.
[14:14] <// J_Daito //> Well actually that stuntman was burnt to cinders. (shrugs)
[14:14] <C'est_la_V> X-chan... X-chan!!
[14:15] * C'est_la_V transforms
[14:16] <Sailor Venus> The MPAA and the FOX network might allow it, but I won't!! Burning up my beloved husband goes against the laws of nature and thermodynamics!! Protected by the Guardian star of Venus, I am Sailor Venus!! In the name of my poor crispy-fried X-chan, I shall PUNISH YOU!!
[14:17] * // J_Daito // yawns
[14:17] <FireFly_9> Minako-sempai: It was just an actor.
[14:18] <Sailor Venus> IT'S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING!! ROLLING HEART VIBRATION!
[14:18] * Sailor Venus sends a stream of superheated, colorful, heart-shaped plasma rings at Jedite, boiling the air as they lash out
[14:18] * // J_Daito // stretches forth his hands "DARK ATTACK!"
[14:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dark... "attack".
[14:19] <// J_Daito //> Hey I don't sit on my ass 24/7 thinking up cutesy names for my attacks like you magical sailor girls, all right?!
[14:20] * // J_Daito // shoots out a beam of roiling black energy that crackles and hisses, slamming against Venus' energy as they get locked in a titanic power struggle
[14:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- feels the house start shaking
[14:20] <FireFly_9> Damn! Silent WALL!
[14:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey! Don't just protect YOURSELF, 'TARU!!
[14:20] <FireFly_9> Die.
[14:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ARRGH! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU-- don't answer that.
[14:21] * Sailor Venus grits her teeth and increases the power of her blast
[14:21] * // J_Daito // ups the Dark Amps on V-babe
[14:22] * GERMATOID IDLY TOSSES A CUBE OF ADAMANTIUM IN BETWEEN THE BEAMS AND WATCHES IT BOIL AWAY
[14:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMMIT YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BLOW UP THE HOUSE!
[14:22] <// J_Daito //> Oh like you haven't!
[14:23] * @spiritflame sighs and steps between the beams, holding them off with her palms
[14:23] <Sailor Venus> ...!!!
[14:23] <// J_Daito //> ...showoff.
[14:23] * @spiritflame raises her arms and deflects the beams through the ceiling, where they lash forth, smashing through and scoring a new crater in the moon.
[14:24] * Sailor Venus drops her transformation, sweating and huffing.
[14:24] * // J_Daito // lowers his arms, also sweating and panting.
[14:24] <C'est_la_V> Never do that again, Jedite!!
[14:24] <// J_Daito //> HAH! Too bad, I own you, Aino!
[14:24] <C'est_la_V> ...
[14:25] <// J_Daito //> Speaking of which, it's time to unveil the latest cast member of the Suburban Sims
[14:25] <FireFly_9> (dryly) This ought to be good.
[14:26] <// J_Daito //>


[14:26] <GERMATOID> ...
[14:26] <GERMATOID> THE GLASSES ARE WRONG
[14:26] <FireFly_9> Papa doesn't drink tea...
[14:26] <// J_Daito //> Of course he does.
[14:27] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed and his filing off of the serial numbers...
[14:27] * // J_Daito // chuckles darkly
[14:27] * GERMATOID DECIDES TO WAIT AND SEE HOW THE SHOW TURNS OUT BEFORE SUING JEDITE FOR BILLIONS
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