*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi Topic is -= Woo-Hoo = Fun! =-
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chronos.typhoon.2k4> Now it is the end of parody blog week
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chronos.typhoon.2k4> So I shall show you the final entry from starcat
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chronos.typhoon.2k4> Enjoy this amusing interlude
[11:30] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 introduces the entry cryptically
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@spiritflame>
♦ begin parody log
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->Whoa, this s[BLEEP]t looks different.
<FireFly_9> Of course. It’s a guest update.
<GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MIMETE-COSPLAYER-KUN DECIDED TO HAVE
SOME FUN!
<.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> dat facker us steeling dese caracthres!
<C'est_la_V> No it’s not!! It’s creative fly sense!
<@spiritflame> “license”
<C'est_la_V> That too!!
<Mdm_Maestro> Tch. This will never match the quality of
the other guy’s stuff.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG, Michiru-said “stuff!”
<Mdm_Maestro> I am not above using words in the English
language, Haruka dear.
<.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshshshshs id lyk to stuff sum1 or 2
hre!!
<Mdm_Maestro> At least I can spell it.
<.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> SFTU ui triynf to siy aomethin?? Bich.
* Mdm_Maestro sniffs and walks upstairs elegantly
<.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hshshshs tats wat I toht, btch!!
<=^catablanca^=> I smell the scent of…INJUSTICE!!
<// J_Daito //> That’s your litter box, foolish one.
<=^catablanca^=> No, I mean OTHER than that!
<=^catablanca^=> There is EVIl around here!
<FireFly_9> Must I re-state this? This is a guest update,
therefore the evil levels are rising.
<// J_Daito //> Evil will always be around.
<// J_Daito //> Evil sticks around for much longer than
good!
* C'est_la_V transforms!
<C'est_la_V> X-chan might allow it, but I won’t!! And…whatever the
rest of my speech is!!
* C'est_la_V poses and points her finger at Arty-kun, Jedite,
and Hotaru-chan
<=^catablanca^=> the ghost of Minako-san has come back yet
again to haunt me!
<C'est_la_V> ¬_¬; I’m right here,
Arty.
<// J_Daito //> ….that was your speech?
<C'est_la_V> Hey, it’s a guest update!! Be nicer!!
<// J_Daito //> I’m EVIL. It’s what I DO.
<@spiritflame> be nice to my disciple
*** @spiritflame has kicked // J_Daito // from #suburbansenshi
(REASON: kill them with kindness, baka)
<@spiritflame> guest update done, leave
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@spiritflame>
♦ end parody log
[11:31] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of cool CGI
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// J_Daito //> This entry is not over
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chronos.typhoon.2k4> what?
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// J_Daito //> Did you all think I had dropped the suburban SiMS project?
[11:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 does not care about it
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// J_Daito //> Well, in "celebration" of Aino's birthday this week, I unveil her SiMS character:
[11:34] * C'est_la_V comes out of the TARDIS yawning and disheveled
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C'est_la_V> That hair's too short!!
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C'est_la_V> And where's my bow??
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// J_Daito //> The execs decided it was stupid to see a grown woman running around with a large bow in her hair all the time...
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C'est_la_V> What.
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// J_Daito //> heh
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// J_Daito //> So instead she'll always be wearing that "engrish"-ridden shirt of yours.
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C'est_la_V> Oh great, so now it looks like I never change my clothes!!
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// J_Daito //> HOW SANITARY IS THAT BOW OF YOURS ANYWAY?
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C'est_la_V> I change it every day!! I have tons of them!!
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// J_Daito //> Hah. Well now you too are under my power, Venus.
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C'est_la_V> ¬_¬;
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C'est_la_V> Who's left...
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// J_Daito //> Tomoe the younger, and myself.
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C'est_la_V> Hmph. I bet yours looks like some kind of pagan god or something.
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// J_Daito //> I haven't seen mine yet, but of course it would... how could it not with such a studly template as myself?
[11:41] * C'est_la_V just LOOKS at Jedite
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// J_Daito //> Yes! Look! Gawk! Drool! Feel the primal urges you can no longer give into due to the moral constrictions imposed upon you by that gold ring on your finger!
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C'est_la_V> ¬_¬;
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C'est_la_V> You're a very sad man.
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// J_Daito //> No, I'm a very MAD man!
[11:43] * C'est_la_V shakes her head and goes back into the TARDIS
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// J_Daito //> YOU KNOW YOU QUIVER FOR ME! EVEN TEN'OU QUIVERS FOR ME BUT DENIES IT SO AS TO KEEP HER "SUGAR MOMMY" ARRANGEMENT WITH KAIOH, WHO QUIVERS FOR ME AS WELL! ALL FEMALES DESIRE JEDITE!
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.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi appers
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.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> shshshs yass, geydit, i tink i went u....
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.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi quivars
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// J_Daito //> You aren't a woman!!! You're a sick freak!!
[11:46] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. LEEPS on2 geydit's lag an hamps it
[11:46] * // J_Daito // screams like a wuss
[11:46] * // J_Daito // starts firing dark ki bolts at his leg
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.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi iz protacted bai da slivar kistal
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.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi kaps pamping
[11:47] * // J_Daito // opens up a teleport portal to the SUN and jumps in
*** Disconnected