#691: “Animal Passion! It's Furry Fryday, delayed edition!!”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Because Mina's Birthday is more important than this =-

[16:24] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of cool CGI
[16:24] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo Jed.
[16:24] <// J_Daito //> I see most of us are here, but Tomoe isn't.
[16:25] <Mdm_Maestro> The poor thing has become somewhat unhinged...
[16:25] <// J_Daito //> Why.
[16:25] <C'est_la_V> Because the sacred flame says you and she are doomed to date :P
[16:25] <// J_Daito //> ...
[16:25] <// J_Daito //> I have no interest in her.
[16:27] <GERMATOID> I THINK YOU'D BE GOOD FOR MY LITTLE GIRL! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
[16:27] <// J_Daito //> ...
[16:27] <// J_Daito //> We have a jobe to do here, let's just do it.
[16:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, Taru didn't look so "little" last time I saw her...
[16:28] <// J_Daito //> What...
[16:29] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> biches!! lok! it's time 4 farry frydie!!11
[16:29] * C'est_la_V is glad to be off this subject too...
[16:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah but look what we got in it's place... O_o;;;




[16:31] <// J_Daito //> Gah... these "body-painted" furs are the ones that creep me out the most
[16:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you Dark Generals were supposed to be HARD.
[16:32] <// J_Daito //> WE ARE. And yet this makes me FEAR. Think about that.
[16:32] <C'est_la_V> I'd hate to meet either of these guys in a dark alley at night...
[16:33] <GERMATOID> ZEBRA-MAN GOT THE JUTTING ZEBRA-TEETH RIGHT THOUGH...
[16:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think that's his normal teeth, actually...
[16:33] <// J_Daito //> That goat-man would actually be intimidating if he wasn't wearing a fruity little hipsack.
[16:34] <GERMATOID> "HI, I'M GOATMAN, AND I'D LIKE TO BE YOUR UNHOLY MENACE FOR TODAY... LIKE, PLEASE?"
[16:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Umm... Ok. Goatman has painted up his WHOLE body, but he's got a bald spot. WTF. Did he run out of paint?
[16:36] <// J_Daito //> How do you know it's a man? He;s got those con badges strategically covering up that area...
[16:36] <C'est_la_V> Ano... maybe it's to hide his "excitement"... like how the male actos who worked with Marylin Monroe had to with special Sock-straps...
[16:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "jock" strap, Neko.
[16:37] <GERMATOID> ZEBRA-MAN NEEDS ONE THOUGH, YOU CAN TELL HE'S "HAPPY"
[16:37] <// J_Daito //> What do you mean, I can't see-- DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME LOOK AT THE NETHERS OF THAT DAMN THING!
[16:38] * GERMATOID POINTS TO THE "SALUTING" THING ON TOP OF ZEBRAMAN'S HEAD.
[16:38] <C'est_la_V> OMG IS THAT WHERE THEY KEEP IT!?
[16:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi strats 2 swaet....
[16:38] <C'est_la_V> ¬_¬;
[16:39] <=^catablanca^=> You know, you guys and Mina's ghost keep saying that blue thing is a goat man, but to me it looks like an antelope or an elk.
[16:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Who the f[BLEEP]k has ever seen a blue ELK?!
[16:40] <// J_Daito //> Uhh, these are humans dressing up as ANIMALS, normal concepts of reality are already pretty damn much out of the window.
[16:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> hay y does da zebara men lok sew hoppy an goeat men look sew saed??
[16:42] <// J_Daito //> Because Goat-man doesn'k know what species he is, and Zebra-man doesn't care and just wants to get fresh with him.
[16:42] <GERMATOID> I WONDER WHAT THEIR KIDS WOULD LOOK LIKE
[16:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> A blue, three horned zebra with a fanny pack and a sick grin
[16:44] <C'est_la_V> [Zebra] "Hi, I'm Stripey-chan, and this is my boring friend blue-fur!! We're here to Jump you up!"
[16:44] <// J_Daito //> "pump"
[16:44] <C'est_la_V> I meant what I said ¬_¬;
[16:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So Zebby's the Pimp and Goaty's the Gimp?
[16:44] <C'est_la_V> Yup.
[16:44] <// J_Daito //> Metallia... it makes *sense* now.
[16:45] <// J_Daito //> Goaty's the hard enforcer who prepares you for deliverance, Zebby style...
[16:45] <=^catablanca^=> Gah, don't say "hard" in that context.
[16:45] * C'est_la_V winces
[16:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMG the patterns on the center badge on Goaty... if you defocus your vision a little they look like a hanging...
[16:46] <// J_Daito //> NO TEN'OU DON'T SAY IT
[16:47] <C'est_la_V> ¬_¬; You KNOW he set those badges up that way on purpose...
[16:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o sit goty wents us 2 c has lattle erepahnt...
[16:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi sz al hawt n bothaerd...
[16:48] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan, why are you sweating like that...
[16:48] <// J_Daito //> *Because*, Aino, her last boyfriend was a talking HORSE.
[16:48] * C'est_la_V feels the need to throw up, leaves (gomen!!)
[16:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> As do we all, Neko.
[16:49] * @spiritflame ends this log (enough)
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