#695: “Random Morning”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= The first Rule of Suburban Senshi is: You don't talk about #suburbansenshi =-

[08:38] * GERMATOID YAWNS
[08:39] * GERMATOID GRABS SOME TASTY COFFEE
[08:39] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[08:39] <GERMATOID> MORNING HOTARU-CHAN
[08:39] <FireFly_9> Good morning Papa :) What are you doing?
[08:39] * GERMATOID IS READING UP ON VORTEX DEHYDRATION SYSTEMS
[08:40] <FireFly_9> Vortex what?
[08:40] <GERMATOID> --> https://vortexdehydration.com/
[08:40] * FireFly_9 peruses the material
[08:41] <FireFly_9> "Almost everything that enters the chamber is instantly atomized to micron sizes."
[08:41] <FireFly_9> Building a new torture chamber, are we? ^_^
[08:41] <GERMATOID> I NEED NEW WASTE CONTAINMENT FOR THE LAB, ACTUALLY
[08:42] <FireFly_9> I notice you've been making some slight improvements to it.
[08:42] * GERMATOID NOTICES YOU'VE MADE SOME SLIGHT IMPROVEMENTS TO YOURSELF :P
[08:42] * FireFly_9 blushes
[08:43] <FireFly_9> I don't understand what has happened to my body. Your theory about my mental and physical ages resynchronizing seems as good as any, I suppose.
[08:43] <GERMATOID> JUST DON'T GO TOO FAR TOO FAST, DEAR
[08:45] <FireFly_9> What? I don't understand. I'm not consciously doing this to myself, you know.
[08:45] * GERMATOID WAS REFERRING TO... NEVERMIND.
[08:45] <FireFly_9> Hmm.
[08:47] <FireFly_9> Well I've just gone well and truly blind.
[08:47] <GERMATOID> AN EFFECT OF THE RAPID GROWTH?
[08:48] <FireFly_9> Not quite. More like the results of seeing the Sailor Moon centaurs (Scroll down, NSFW)
[08:50] * GERMATOID SPITS OUT HIS TASTY COFFEE
[08:50] <GERMATOID> WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT THIS, ANYWAY?
[08:51] <FireFly_9> Elios apparently broke into my room last night and was using my computer ><
[08:55] * FireFly_9 winces
[08:55] <GERMATOID> WHAT IS IT, DEAR?
[08:55] <FireFly_9> Spyware has apaprently deposited a number of unwanted bookmarks in my bookmarks section.
[08:56] <// J_Daito //> Yes, blame Spyware.
[08:56] <FireFly_9> Are you implying something, Jedite?
[08:56] * GERMATOID CHUCKLES AS HE SEES THE TWO OF THEM.
[08:56] <FireFly_9> Hmm? Why the chuckling.
[08:56] <// J_Daito //> My face is still raw from last night, Tomoe.
[08:57] <FireFly_9> Are you referring to me?
[08:57] <// J_Daito //> ...
[08:57] <GERMATOID> ...
[08:57] <FireFly_9> ?
[09:00] <// J_Daito //> hmm.
[09:00] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is watching the breakdancing transformers again
[09:01] <FireFly_9> You have mentioned them before, Haruka-poppa.
[09:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey 'Taru, Jed (snickers)
[09:01] * // J_Daito // is away: rebooting 386, be back in 15 mins
[09:01] <FireFly_9> What is the snicker for?
[09:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[09:02] <FireFly_9> The rampant abuse of ellipses in this conversation disturbs me.
[09:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Haha I found the perfect site to MiST for Furry Fryday...
[09:05] <FireFly_9> Good grief, please don't talk to me about Furs ATM...
[09:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh?
[09:06] * FireFly_9 refers her to the Sailor Centaurs
[09:06] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- vomits
[09:06] <GERMATOID> HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MEIOU-KUN AROUND?
[09:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sets? No, why? I'm sure she's lurking in channel. She always lurks.
[09:06] <GERMATOID> I WANT TO HIRE HER
[09:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hire? Man, don't be confused by the manga artbooks. Despite the way she dresses, she's not a streetwalker.
[09:07] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬;
[09:07] <GERMATOID> NO, I WANT TO HIRE HER FOR TRL
[09:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The MTV show? I Told you, she's not a hooker
[09:08] <FireFly_9> "Tomoe Research Labs"? Are you starting them up again, Papa?
[09:08] * GERMATOID NODS
[09:08] <GERMATOID> AND I'M GOING TO REBUILD MUGEN ACADEMY
[09:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude you're not trying to reform the Death Busters, are you?
[09:09] * GERMATOID IS BORED LATELY, NEEDS TO GET BACK INTO TEACHING + MAD SCIENCE, BUT NO DEATH BUSTERS
[09:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Good, because I don't need to come out of Semi-retirement :P
[09:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And no Witches 5, right
[09:10] * GERMATOID NODS
[09:10] <FireFly_9> Hmm...
[09:20] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is watching eminem's mosh video
[09:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> --> https://www.guerrillanews.com/content/eminem_mosh.html
[09:20] <FireFly_9> Bah, rap.
[09:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Bah, rap?" That's not a very reasoned critique, is it?
[09:21] <FireFly_9> A somewhat visceral, yet utterly accurate assessment, IMO.
[09:25] * GERMATOID IS WATCHING A BETTER VIDEO ON ROBOT INSURANCE
[09:25] <GERMATOID> --> https://www.robotcombat.com/video_oldglory_hi.html
[09:25] * // J_Daito // appears in a haze of cool CGI
[09:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> wb Jed
[09:26] <// J_Daito //> Robot insurance, eh. Not a bad idea. Make an army of killer robots, then use them to scare old people into giving you money for your insurance extortion scheme.
[09:27] * GERMATOID CHUCKLES
[09:27] <FireFly_9> No, Papa.
[09:27] <GERMATOID> YOU'RE SUCH A WET BLANKET, HOTARU-CHAN. NOT LIKE YOU WERE LAST NIGHT!
[09:27] <FireFly_9> Last night?
[09:27] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- nods
[09:27] <FireFly_9> What happened last night?
[09:27] <// J_Daito //> ...
[09:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You don't remember?
[09:31] <FireFly_9> Eh? Last night I was reading Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions.
[09:32] <// J_Daito //> I see.
[09:32] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[09:32] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[09:32] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, Neko
[09:32] <FireFly_9> Ohayo, Minako-sempai ^_^
[09:32] <C'est_la_V> Oh I'm your sempai again, huh :P
[09:33] <FireFly_9> What do you mean, again?
[09:33] <C'est_la_V> ...
[09:33] <FireFly_9> WHAT IS WITH ALL THE ELLIPSES THIS MORNING?!
[09:33] * C'est_la_V shakes her head
DCC Chat Session
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Client: C'est_la_V
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[09:34] <C'est_la_V> Haruka-san, what the hell??!
[09:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I have no idea, Neko, I don't think she remembers what she did last night. At all.
[09:34] <C'est_la_V> That's so messed up!!
[09:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I know. We'll deal with it later...
[09:35] * C'est_la_V nods "For now we should just play along, ne?"
[09:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
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DCC Session Closed


[09:37] <// J_Daito //> Don't worry about it, they all need caffiene or something, Tomoe.
[09:37] <C'est_la_V> ¬_¬;
[09:37] * FireFly_9 nods
[09:40] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Hotaru-chan, you're big into conspiracies, right? What about the exploding US $20 bills?
[09:40] <C'est_la_V> --> https://www.prisonplanet.com/022904rfidtagsexplode.html
[09:40] * FireFly_9 looks
[09:41] <FireFly_9> It could just be the minute metallic content in the anti-counterfeiting strip.
[09:41] <GERMATOID> RFID TAGS ARE TINY, HOWEVER, THE SIZE OF A RICE GRAIN, IT WOULDN'T BE HARD TO EMBED THEM IN MONEY AT ALL
[09:43] * C'est_la_V nods
[09:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why the money question?
[09:44] <C'est_la_V> X-chan and I are going grociery shopping this morning
[09:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey we need to, too. Maybe we should all tag along.
[09:44] <C'est_la_V> Cool! ^_^
[09:45] <// J_Daito //> Shopping. Bah! Take what you want!
[09:46] <H3LLi05> Hey punks get me some of them Sailor Moon Chocolate balls
[09:47] <FireFly_9> Elios. You were using my computer last night ><
[09:47] <H3LLi05> Chill babe, chill
[09:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Those balls are nasty man
[09:47] <// J_Daito //> They're too salty.
[09:47] <H3LLi05> What you people don't like to suck on Sailor Moon's salty chocolate balls?
[09:48] <C'est_la_V> -sigh- rei.bot-chan, onegai?
[09:48] *** @spiritflame has kicked H3LLi05 from #suburbansenshi REASON: (you dont have to ask)
[09:48] <C'est_la_V> domo! ^_^ V
[09:48] * C'est_la_V hears X-chan waking up
[09:49] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- snickers Wore him out huh :P
[09:49] * C'est_la_V giggles
[09:49] <FireFly_9> Can we please not talk about this kind of thing this early in the day?
[09:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's rich, considering
[09:50] <FireFly_9> Considering what?!
[09:50] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (shopping)
[09:50] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (tell you later)
[09:50] * // J_Daito // enfolds himself in his cape and vanishes in a haze of cool CGI
[09:50] * GERMATOID LOOKS AT HIS DAUGHTER AND SHRUGS
[09:50] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (You are all acting very oddly)
[09:51] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (MIGHT AS WELL GO SHOPPING TOO)
[12:40] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
[12:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man shopping with you SUCKS Michi
[12:41] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- waits for her to join
[12:41] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:41] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[12:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man shopping with you SUCKS Michi
[12:42] <Mdm_Maestro> Bah, simply because I'm cost-conscious and don't hemmorhage money like a flatulent elephant leaking gas after a bean burrito breakfast XP
[12:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Following you around through the store stopping every three seconds and having to go back because you won't pay 78 yen as opposed to 49 yen for Banannas... ><
[12:49] <Mdm_Maestro> I didn't get rich by being loose with my money
[12:49] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:49] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[12:49] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[12:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> See this is a smart woman here
[12:51] <C'est_la_V> ??
[12:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She was playing the crane game in the front of the store, leaving X to get the crap on her list
[12:52] * C'est_la_V holds up a big doraemon plush ♡
[12:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Next time I should play the arcade games and let you shop :P
[12:53] <Mdm_Maestro> Feel free, dear. The Sofa will welcome your warmth at night ^_^
[12:53] <C'est_la_V> yeesh
[12:53] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- coughs
DCC Chat Session
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Client: --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[13:06] <C'est_la_V> Ne, Ne, did you see what happened in the store, with Hotaru-chan and Jedite??
[13:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No what's up
[13:08] <C'est_la_V> Did you hear the message over the intercom asking for a mananger to come to seafood?
[13:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah, I heard it was urgent
[13:08] <C'est_la_V> X-chan called me over on the keitai... Jedite was eating the lobsters from the lobster tanks live...
[13:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's wjy I don't go shopping with his ass, it's too damn troublesome
[13:09] <C'est_la_V> Yeah but *Hotaru-chan* was the one who pulled the lobsters out of the tank and was _feeding_ him!!
[13:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Bulls[BLEEP]t
[13:09] * C'est_la_V SAW it
[13:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[13:10] <C'est_la_V> But then she freaked out when the manager arrived, smacked Jedite and ran off
[13:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like last night @ the beach
[13:10] * C'est_la_V nodnods
[13:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hmm ok does Michi-tachi know?
[13:10] * C'est_la_V is chatting with them on DCC too
[13:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ok cool
[13:11] * C'est_la_V can't jiggle all these windows gtg
[13:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "juggle"
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DCC Session Closed


[13:15] <Mdm_Maestro> I don't mind telling you that Dollar stores are just the concept of impulse shopping taken to the extreme.
[13:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Like you would ever spend a dollar :P
[13:15] <Mdm_Maestro> I am NOT cheap ><
[13:16] <C'est_la_V> OMG remember way back when PGSM came out there was that mysterious black silhouette for the new character which turned out to be Sailor Luna??
[13:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah?
[13:16] <C'est_la_V> I don't think anyone ever checked back to see what the finished toy looked like!!
[13:17] <C'est_la_V> Sailor Luna Toy --> https://www.hapima.com/prd/02000204/02000204205445/
[13:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> God that looks ridiculous
[13:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It looks like it has a BARBIE head
[13:17] <C'est_la_V> Well it is a live action doll...
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[13:18] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[13:18] <C'est_la_V> Hi Hi Hotaru-chan!!
[13:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo, 'Taru
[13:18] <FireFly_9> Hello, everyone ^_^
[13:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You know, Neko, this means Chibiusa literally DOES NOT exist in the PSGM universe
[13:20] * C'est_la_V wonders if the whole "R" arc would be disavowed if they ever started again
[13:21] <FireFly_9> Presumably, since in the manga Takeuchi-sensei seemed to indicate she was tired of it and wanted to get to S.
[13:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Of *course* she did, because that's where my bad self debuted
[13:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAMN YODA HAD A GROWTH SPURT --> https://www.joaf.co.jp/star-wars/costume-sw/cos-yoda/yoda-cos-.htm
[13:23] <FireFly_9> "take bone lengthening surgery I did, yess"
[13:23] * C'est_la_V giggles
[13:25] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hears the news and gets pissed
[13:25] <C'est_la_V> What's wrong??
[13:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Parents are b[BLEEP]ching about GTA: San Andreas
[13:26] <C'est_la_V> God is it even out yet??
[13:26] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Has that ever stopped them :P
[13:26] * C'est_la_V shakes her head
[13:27] <FireFly_9> I personally don't see the attraction of video games.
[13:27] <Mdm_Maestro> Escapism, dear.
[13:27] <FireFly_9> For that I use a good book.
[13:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Or *seafood*
[13:28] <FireFly_9> What?
[13:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nothing, heh.
[13:28] <FireFly_9> I dislike seafood.
[13:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[13:28] <FireFly_9> Really, haven't we had enough of the ellipses for one day?
[13:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GOD DAMMIT
[13:30] <FireFly_9> What?
[13:30] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- sees a cool pic on a page but right clicking is disabled... can't save it
[13:30] <C'est_la_V> F10
[13:30] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
[13:31] <C'est_la_V> X-chan showed me, hit F10 and it shuts off javascript temporarily, so you can do what you like
[13:31] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- hits it and is able to right click
[13:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ROCK ON ^_^
[13:40] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[13:41] <FireFly_9> Hello Chibiusa-chan ^_^
[13:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> --> https://www.buildupstudiosigma.com/HTM/chibiusa/chibiusa03.htm
[13:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> --> https://www.buildupstudiosigma.com/HTM/chibiusa/chibiusa02.htm
[13:42] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> BLIND
[13:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> --> https://www.buildupstudiosigma.com/HTM/chibiusa/chibiusa01.htm
[13:44] <FireFly_9> No more, Chibiusa.
[13:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> man dis rox i gat fanz
[13:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You got something all right, spore.
[13:54] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has left #suburbansenshi (hshshshshshshs)
[13:54] <FireFly_9> Was that all she wanted?!
[13:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- washes her eyes out with ACID
[13:55] * C'est_la_V has seen worse :P
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