*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= Blame the World Guide + other things =-

[07:40] * Last night Chibiusa blew up the house.
[07:40] * @spiritflame sits on Venus sofa, in the middle of the devastated house, playing a shamisen.
[07:40] * @spiritflame is barely "playing", more like plucking strings every so often.
[07:41] * @Dr_Xadium and Minako come out of the TARDIS, flushed and disheveled and very happy. ♡. It's clear they dressed in a hurry.
[07:41] * @spiritflame nods a little and keeps playing.
[07:42] * @Dr_Xadium sees the devastated house.
[07:42] * C'est_la_V smiles ar rei.bot, walking a little funny.
[07:42] <@Dr_Xadium> What... happened here?
[07:42] <@spiritflame> Chibiusagi.
[07:43] * @spiritflame plucks a low note
[07:43] * @Dr_Xadium goes over and tentatively sits next to rei.bot on V. Sofa.
[07:44] * C'est_la_V leans on the TARDIS.
[07:44] * @spiritflame plucks a harsh note.
[07:44] <@spiritflame> allow me to guess
[07:44] <@spiritflame> "rei.bot rebuild the house"
[07:45] * @Dr_Xadium looks at rei.bot
[07:45] * @Dr_Xadium ponders his next words carefully.
[07:46] <@Dr_Xadium> rei.bot... work on the world guide has stalled lately.
[07:47] <@spiritflame> what of the world guide
[07:47] <@Dr_Xadium> I could use... your... assistance.
[07:48] * @spiritflame turns to look at Xadium, her electric blue eyes glowing.
[07:49] <@spiritflame> what of the house
[07:49] <@Dr_Xadium> rei, I think the world guide is more important.
[07:51] * @spiritflame looks to Xadium, twitching a bit at the word "Rei."
[07:51] <@Dr_Xadium> This feud between is is pointless, rei. And you're not merely a house-fixing tool to us.
[07:52] <@Dr_Xadium> Hang the house. Chibiusa broke it, she can fix it.
[07:52] * @Dr_Xadium sticks out his hand.
[07:52] * @spiritflame stands and ponders.
[07:55] * @spiritflame ponders: IF (break_Hand == TRUE {momentary pleasure} BUT .... meh
[07:56] <@Dr_Xadium> I'm sorry about not giving you a break during the engagement and for relying on you too heavily here.
[07:56] <@Dr_Xadium> I can see that lately your latent temper has begun to simmer to boiling.
[07:57] <@Dr_Xadium> So I'm offering you a change of pace.
[07:58] * @spiritflame looks around the shattered house
[07:58] <@Dr_Xadium> rei, you are a marvelous engine of destruction. But you also have the capacity to be more than that.
[07:59] <@spiritflame> XP ^_^
[08:00] * @spiritflame is feeling a bit more jolly.
[08:01] <@Dr_Xadium> Rei, I rebuilt you with more than one set of tools. You've mastered one perfectly.
[08:01] <@Dr_Xadium> You have mastered the physical aspects of the art of war. In those, you are peerless.
[08:01] * @Dr_Xadium chuckles
[08:02] <@Dr_Xadium> But as you know, the Art of war has many sides.
[08:02] * @spiritflame swivels and locks gazes with Xadium.
[08:03] <@Dr_Xadium> Come. Help me with the world guide for a time. And meditate on the subtler aspects as you relax and renew.
[08:03] * @spiritflame puts down her Shamisen
[08:04] * @spiritflame reshapes her clothes from casual to formal. Her Hakama, however, is black, not red.
[08:05] * @spiritflame notes a black hakama is used by students.
[08:05] * @spiritflame notes a black hakama is used by students studying at unfamiliar temples.
[08:05] * @spiritflame extends her hand and offers it to the Time Lord sincerely.
[08:05] <@spiritflame> i offer myself as disciple
[08:06] <@spiritflame> i am a novice in these ways
[08:06] * @Dr_Xadium firmly takes her hand and shakes it
[08:06] <@Dr_Xadium> To the TARDIS then.
[08:07] * @Dr_Xadium goes in the TARDIS.
[08:08] * @spiritflame follows.
[08:08] *** @Dr_Xadium [user-19fasjd.TARDIS14356.panopticon.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (Important Work to be done)
[08:08] *** @spiritflame [FireSoul@ip999.TA.edu.jp] has quit IRC (i depart, my shell program remains)
[08:09] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- emerges from drunken stupour.
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heheheheheeh *cough*
[08:11] * C'est_la_V follows them in the TARDIS
[08:11] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (I'll help too!!)
[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Nurse venus and her man are gone along with Ms. Roboto.
[08:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The house is mine
[08:16] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> mine i tell you *burp*
[08:21] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- "Whan I am drunk I commune with the ALL FATHER"
[08:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> HE tells me what to say... his words and power flor THROUGH ME
[08:22] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- goes behind V> SOfa and takes a leak
[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> i'm like a cosmic marrionette
[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> it's like I can see the WHOOOLE World *burp*
[08:37] * FireFly_9 comes downstairs with Jedite, Artemis, and Michiru
[08:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey peeps, guess what the others left so I rule the house
[08:38] <FireFly_9> EXcellent. Because as the house has been rendered unihabitable, we are all leaving for a hotel for the next week or so.
[08:38] <FireFly_9> As you rule it, you will no doubt be happy to pay our bill.
[08:39] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
[08:39] * =^catablanca^= nods
[08:39] * =^catablanca^= nuzzles on Hotaru's leg.
[08:40] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka-dear, we will have internet. You may discuss the wedding with me on there ♡
[08:40] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wait a sec! DOesn't hotel internet cost mucho dinero?
[08:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOu... punkass... scheming... two timing... backstabbing... motehrf[BLEEP]kers!
[08:41] <Mdm_Maestro> I only listen to that kind of talk inside a bed, ♡
[08:41] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> GAH
[08:42] *** Mdm_Maestro [SeaGoddess@art1.perfectco.co.jp] has quit IRC (to the most expensive hotel in town, dears ♡)
[08:42] *** =^catablanca^= [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (=^_^= yay)
[08:42] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has quit IRC (As they say... see you, wouldn't want to be you)
[08:43] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (You weak, pathetic fool)
[08:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
[08:43] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 has decided to stay well away from this time zone; knows what's coming
[08:44] * @S.X. Aino too, Puu-P
[08:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh wha? What's coming?
[08:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The house is fragged! What could possibly be coming?!
[08:44] <sailer chibimoan> ♡ i em, hallioz ♡
[08:45] <Reverend H. Elios> ♡ yah bb ♡
[08:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMGWTF?!
[08:45] <sailer chibimoan> moshshshshshshs da biches are all gon.... dis hose... iz OURZ
[08:46] <Reverend H. Elios> ♡ And I say we use EVERY square inch of it, honeybutt ♡
[08:46] <sailer chibimoan> u meen ur gonna [BLEEP] [BLEEP] [BLEEP] wit da [BLEEP] potato peeler [BLEEP]?
[08:46] <Reverend H. Elios> ♡ yeah bb... yeah ♡
[08:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> no.....
[08:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> .....
[08:47] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is looking up places to run to.
[08:48] <Reverend H. Elios> Nah we be doing this later, it be too early yo
[08:51] <Reverend H. Elios> me and chibi are going off to a love motel for a pre-party celebreation.
[08:51] <sailer chibimoan> den were gonna use dis steeming rack 4 fan fan fan!1111
[08:51] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- drops to the ground.
[08:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> <NANCY KERRRIGAN> WHY~~~~~~~~! WHY~~~~~~~~~~~!
[08:52] <sailer chibimoan> /mi kasses harackra "becuz we luv U... BICH!!!11"
[08:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> T_T
[08:53] *** Reverend H. Elios [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (dom or sub)
[08:53] *** sailer chibimoan [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has quit IRC (dominoez i went pizza)
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm like... Yul Brenner in Omega Man.
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The last f[BLEEP]king man alive with one arm.
[08:54] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And I'm being framed for the murder of Richard Kimball's wife.
[08:55] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- guzzles a beer
[08:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- feels the antabuse kick in
[08:56] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- throws up
[08:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> g[BLEEP] dammit it's not supposed to work selectively!
[08:57] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- starts making out a will
[08:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yaijinden - feel free to roam this wasteland dispensing your mad wisdom, damn all who oppose you
[08:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Wolf- you can have my eminem
[08:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> DAvid O'Cain - There's a bootleg Korean SPace SWord in my closet, it works pretty good. It looks like a cheap plastic korean toy.
[09:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Q- you can have my autographed underwear collection just clean it first
[09:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> SOlar - I got this um... gun magazine.
[09:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm taking my German Erotopr0n with me- those expensive glossy artbook things
[09:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Jed: I'd leave you my middle finger but I'm coming back so I Guess I"ll need it.
[09:02] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- continues to ponder.
[09:03] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- rips out "Fraulien Februrary"
[09:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> X - I leave you my beer. YOu don'tdrink now, but I bet you after a year of marrage you will. SInce I intend to be back sooner than that , I Assume this is a safe token gesture.
[09:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko - I leave you this ball gag. f[BLEEP]king use it. I don't want to have to hear you having fun when I'm not
[09:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Motoki: I leave you an IOU for all that beer I drank this last decade.
[09:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> 'Taru - I leave you.... well you'll find it cleverly concealed in the vegetable section of the fridge.
[09:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibiusa: THEre's a ball of my snot on the counter. It's yours.
[09:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Arty: I think some mice died in the recesses of my shoebox. They're yours. FReshness NOT Guaranteed.
[09:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Prof: I"m leaving you pictures of me in various states... of DRESS :P
[09:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi: I'm leaving you a key to a safety deposit box. THe saftey deposit box is yours. It is also empty. Gomen.
[09:12] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> rei.bot: You scare the f[BLEEP]k out of me. That admission is more gift than you will ever know.
[09:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Sets: I leave you throat spray. So maybe we can hear your attacks next time.
[09:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Saki: I leave you... my pity for having Neko and X as parents XD
[09:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Elios: There's a saddle in my closet. It's yours.
[09:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There that concludes my worldly affairs
[09:15] <K.I.T.T. > *woo woo* Are you ready, michael? Err. Haruka?
[09:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah good buddy
[09:16] <K.I.T.T.> I can't... wait for you to ride me into the sunset, Micheal. *woo woo*
[09:16] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- shivers her timbers
[09:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Time to go, good buddy.
[09:17] <K.I.T.T.> *woo woo*
[09:17] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- "gets into" KITT
[09:18] <K.I.T.T.> *woo woo*
[09:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> (Picard) Set course for that oddly purple desert, Maximum WArp!
[09:19] <K.I.T.T.> Whatever you say, O Captain, my captain! *Woo woo*
[09:19] * K.I.T.T. TURBO BOOSTS into the distance
[09:19] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (Enjoy the reign of sportacus)

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[15:53] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[15:53] *** spiritflame sets mode +o FireFly_9
[15:53] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @FireFly_9

[15:53] * @S.X. Aino raises an eyebrow
[15:53] <@S.X. Aino> Interesting acoutrement.
[15:54] <@FireFly_9> I have been nominated as rei.bot-san's replacement.
[15:54] <@S.X. Aino> Ah.
[15:55] <@FireFly_9> Her shell program will continue to run automatic functions.
[15:56] <@S.X. Aino> Understood. I shall act in place of my pop. But for now, Hotaru-P, to quote Genma Saotome: "I leave it to you"
[15:57] * @S.X. Aino curtsies and is gone.

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[21:49] * Xadium's TARDIS dematerializes, leaving only Sakura's gleaming silver monolith of a TARDIS standing in the corner.
[23:53] <> ♦ don't worry we're not going anywhere
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