#795: “Budokai Fight 7: Elios v. Chibiusa”

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[05:16] <Haruka [On Vacation]> So yeah the nudist beach was a bust (and god i wish that was a pun)
[05:17] <// J_Daito //> Corpulent fatasses will do that to an excursion
[05:17] <Haruka [On Vacation]> But my eyes man, my eyes... damn.
DCC Chat Session
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Client: Michiru [en Paris]
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[05:17] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Yo Michi, umm, you didn't see that XD
[05:18] <Michiru [en Paris]> And for that I am gladder than you shall ever know, dear.
[05:18] * Michiru [en Paris] asks you if you've read rei.bot's auto log posting from yesterday
[05:18] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Umm.. no.
[05:18] <Michiru [en Paris]> I think you should. Now.
[05:19] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Michi i'm driving back to Paris to get you for that night at the Riviera... I can't be reading logs now.
[05:19] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Voice chat is one thing.
[05:20] <Michiru [en Paris]> I see.
[05:20] <Michiru [en Paris]> You're not trying to duck the issue, are you?
[05:20] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Man, Michi, you've known me for like 13 years, what do you think
[05:20] <Haruka [On Vacation]> WAIT DON'T ANSWER ><
[05:21] <Michiru [en Paris]> ♦ [18:05] <S.X. Aino> And at first I was just interested in her like an experiment, asking her epistimological questions and watching her experience the world and noting her reactions... but then... I got to liking her... I mean she was my child.
[05:21] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Man.
[05:22] <Michiru [en Paris]> ♦ [18:06] <S.X. Aino> And... then I was called away. Duties to perform. I couldn't spend time with her! I... abandoned her... my baby. By the time I got back she was a pile of degraded DNA goo.
[05:22] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Michi
[05:22] <Michiru [en Paris]> ♦ [18:15] <S.X. Aino> Please don't tell mom, she doesn't know. She'd... break or something.
[05:22] <Haruka [On Vacation]> All right dammit stop pasting I saw what you're talkin' about last night
[05:23] <Michiru [en Paris]> Good :)
[05:23] <Haruka [On Vacation]> That's some low s[BLEEP]t you're askin' me to pull
[05:23] <Michiru [en Paris]> ANY LOWER THAT WHAT HER MOTHER DID TO ME?!
[05:24] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Neko was *playing around*
[05:24] <Michiru [en Paris]> I didn't find it funny in the slightest. I found it hurtful.
[05:25] <Haruka [On Vacation]> So, now you're gonna perpetuate the cycle of violence. You know if you hurt her daughter she's gonna come after you hard.
[05:25] <Haruka [On Vacation]> But then I'm the fall guy, right? Swell.
[05:25] <Michiru [en Paris]> Since when have you cared about hurting feelings here or there? Look at Hotaru!
[05:26] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Don't you bust out Hotaru on me! YOU were right there too, and besides, back then that was for the good of the world! This is just over a stupid tourney fight and your stupid pride!
[05:26] <Michiru [en Paris]> What did you say.
[05:27] <Haruka [On Vacation]> "This is just over a stupid tourney fight...."...?
[05:27] <Michiru [en Paris]> My pride is not stupid, Haruka. You know that if someone had insulted you so, i would be right there for you. Defending you.
[05:27] <Haruka [On Vacation]> I know.
[05:28] <Michiru [en Paris]> I'm asking you to do me no less a favor.
[05:28] <Haruka [On Vacation]> I know, but this is below the belt s[BLEEP]t.
[05:28] <Michiru [en Paris]> Again, I ask, when have you ever cared about hitting below the belt?
[05:28] <Haruka [On Vacation]> I CARE when it comes to my FRIENDS man
[05:28] <Michiru [en Paris]> You barely know her.
[05:29] <Michiru [en Paris]> She's a stranger to all of us, really.
[05:29] <Haruka [On Vacation]> She's family, just like the rest. This is really s[BLEEP]tty.
[05:30] <Michiru [en Paris]> Well I see how far your concern over my feelings go. Fine, don't do anything.
[05:30] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Dammit
[05:31] <Haruka [On Vacation]> You know, I'll be straight with you. If I hadn't seen that look on your face when I got back to the hotel last night I woulda sworn you were playing me.
[05:31] <Michiru [en Paris]> Haruka, I don't do things like this lightly. Not anymore. I am wounded.
[05:31] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Still, I don't want to use THIS on her.
[05:32] <Michiru [en Paris]> You said it yourself, you have nothing on her.
[05:33] <Michiru [en Paris]> You said it yourself, you have nothing on her.
[05:33] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Thanks for saying that twice
[05:33] <Michiru [en Paris]> internet cafe' glitch But the point is made
[05:34] <Michiru [en Paris]> Look, I'm just pointing it out. You have some time before your fight, try to find something else then.
[05:34] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Sadly I don't think anything else would pack the punch.
[05:34] <Haruka [On Vacation]> f[BLEEP]k
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[05:35] <// J_Daito //> Well then what you need to do is run around with a sign that says "SLIM-FAST you cows"
[05:35] <Haruka [On Vacation]> It was a nude beach, you can't wear signs
[05:35] <// J_Daito //> Tattoo it on your chest
[05:36] *** H3LLi05 [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[05:36] <@spiritflame> Irasshai H3LLi05
[05:36] <H3LLi05> yo yo yo i'm here for the show, joe!
[05:36] <Haruka [On Vacation]> I'm not sending pictures of my chest go away
[05:37] <H3LLi05> who the f[BLEEP]k would wanna see you flat ass rack, jack
[05:37] <Haruka [On Vacation]> 'TARU is flat, I'm not, I wear baggy clothes and s[BLEEP]t motherf[BLEEP]ker
[05:37] <H3LLi05> it don' mattah yo, i'm here ta fight my hoe!
[05:38] <// J_Daito //> Oh, horse-face is here for the first second-round budokai match.
[05:38] <H3LLi05> Shut yo face, Jed-head, before I plant my fist up you dark general ass
[05:39] <// J_Daito //> You forgot to rhyme that time *smirk*
[05:39] <H3LLi05> fine, punkass, watch yo mouth before I put my bling-bling upside yo s[BLEEP]tty little thing-thing
[05:40] <// J_Daito //> I long for the chance to relive our LAST Budokai encounter
[05:40] <H3LLi05> Won't be hard, 'tard, just win your next match, natch.
[05:40] <// J_Daito //> Same goes to you, rhymer boy.
[05:41] *** .`~SugaBB_2999~`. [cndygrrl@gigaport.capitalnet.ct] has joined #suburbansenshi
[05:41] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[05:41] <// J_Daito //> Enter: Sportacus.
[05:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> sat da fick pu geydit
[05:41] <// J_Daito //> Or what, you gonna hump my leg or my face?
[05:42] <Haruka [On Vacation]> God that was funny when X lost and she humped his face. Neko wouldn't kiss him for a week.
[05:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i dnt dew dat sit 2 peple ani mror
[05:42] <// J_Daito //> Mushrooms can't change their spots.
[05:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i did bich
[05:43] <H3LLi05> We'll see about that, runt
[05:43] <H3LLi05> by the time whis fight is done I'll be all up in your c[BLEEP]
[05:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> im gona rap ur dack off u dnt sat pu, bich
[05:43] <H3LLi05> Hah you can't fight, yo just a little sprite
[05:44] <// J_Daito //> Hmm. Could I be so lucky.
[05:44] <H3LLi05> hah u want my horse sch[BLEEP]ng gone so you'll feel better about your little ding-dong
[05:45] <// J_Daito //> I'm not talking about you and no, Mr. Maxx Power has nothing to fear from you.
[05:45] <@spiritflame> @spiritflame has started the battle mode
[05:46] <H3LLi05> le't get it on, b[BLEEP]ch, I gots an tich
[05:46] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Chibiusa vs. Elios, fight end 6:16 `
[05:46] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 changes into tuxedo mask and makes daddy's little girl gasp (A HIT!!)
[05:47] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> o fack u lok lik a DORK1111
[05:47] <H3LLi05> That's not the reaction i was hopin for, you stupid spore
[05:48] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. sumons lona-p and tarns tit in2 a hamar and smushed elioz on da hed (DENIED!)
[05:48] * H3LLi05 blocks the hammer with his mighty arm, it don't do him no harm
[05:48] <// J_Daito //> ♦ And with the first volley down, it's one nothing for the horse-f[BLEEP]ker!
[05:49] <H3LLi05> shut up, b[BLEEP]ch!
[05:49] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 wraps my arms around my baby doll, make her want to get my all (A HIT!!)
[05:49] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. squarms and sit "LAT GEW!!!"
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Client: S.X. Aino
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Acknowledging Chat Request...
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[05:50] <S.X. Aino> It looks like that anti-viagra I gave her is working. More meddling >< Maybe I should give her the antidote.
[05:51] <FireFly_9> Sakura-chan, you have no idea what a valuable service you have provided. Please don't.
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[05:51] /// Battle Mode: .`~SugaBB_2999~`. bitez halios hend (BLOCKED!!)
[05:51] * H3LLi05 smirks "I got you in my grip-- you startin' ta drip?"
[05:52] <// J_Daito //> ♦ this isn't looking good for the spore, as Elios goes for more!
[05:52] <H3LLi05> Don't do my rhyming bit, you piece of s[BLEEP]t!
[05:53] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 goes for some young tongue (DENIED!)
[05:53] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. facking BYTES UR BICHASS TONG OFF
[05:53] <H3LLi05> AWWW GOD DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN THAT HURTS WOMAN
[05:53] <// J_Daito //> ♦ And Elios drops the spore, but still, 2-0 is his favorable score!
[05:54] <H3LLi05> Jed: ..|..
[05:54] * .`~SugaBB_2999~`. is now known as Black Lady Serenity
[05:55] <// J_Daito //> ♦ And there... she is.... at last.
[05:55] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Huh Jed?
[05:55] * Black Lady Serenity summons her umbrella, and has Luna-P behind her.
[05:55] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity GORES Elios with the umbrella and expands it in his chest (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[05:56] * H3LLi05 uses the crystal to trap that s[BLEEP]t inside, gonna take ms. even more sexy for a wild ride
[05:56] <Black Lady Serenity> Tch.
[05:57] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 pushes her down onto the ground, feeling up her mounds (A HIT!!)
[05:57] <Black Lady Serenity> ><
[05:58] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Geez, this is like karmic payback or some s[BLEEP]t
[05:58] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 3-0, and that lovely goddess of war is having no fun!
[05:58] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Lovely...
[05:59] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 my hands i do place, all up on first base (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 2 count!)
[06:00] * Black Lady Serenity is shocked by the rush she's not used to
[06:00] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 1
[06:00] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 2
[06:01] <// J_Daito //> ♦ This is getting Hardcore, and not in the way we like! 4-0 the Horse's ass!
[06:01] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity gathers up her legs underneath Elios and KICKs him off of her, through the ceiling (A HIT!!)
[06:01] * H3LLi05 goes crashin' from the sudden bashin'
[06:02] <// J_Daito //> /Finally the dark flower shows her true power! But it's 4-1 and she's under the gun! 15 minutes left!
[06:03] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 shoots down a golden shower of mighty ki power (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[06:03] * Black Lady Serenity spins her umbrella and deflects the ki back
[06:03] <// J_Daito //> ♦ an opening for the rapturous goddess of death!
[06:04] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity transforms Luna P into a sword and SLICES off the Golden Crystal from Elios' head (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 6 count!)
[06:04] * H3LLi05 drops to the ground, bleedin like a cut sow
[06:04] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 1
[06:04] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 2
[06:04] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 3
[06:05] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 4
[06:05] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 5
[06:05] <// J_Daito //> ♦ 6
[06:05] <// J_Daito //> ♦ it's 4-2, get moving!
[06:05] * H3LLi05 gets up slow, like he does after a wild night with chibi-ho
[06:06] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity takes the Luna sword and cuts off Elios' [BLEEP]s (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[06:06] <// J_Daito //> ♦ EMASCULATION! And Black Lady ties it up, 4 all!
[06:07] * H3LLi05 screams really high for a fly white guy
[06:07] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 airgrabs his crotch to gross out the f[BLEEP]king beeotch (A MISS!)
[06:07] * Black Lady Serenity just laughs at the pathetic show.
[06:08] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity cozies up to Elios and rubs against him briefly just to show him what he can NEVER have. (A MISS!)
[06:08] * H3LLi05 cops a feel XD
[06:08] <Black Lady Serenity> ><
[06:08] <H3LLi05> Let's make that official yo
[06:08] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 cops a feel (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[06:09] * Black Lady Serenity was prepared and grabbed his arm, breaking it
[06:09] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity pulls elios to her and turns Luna-P into a dagger, stabbing it in his back (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[06:10] <// J_Daito //> ♦ Double botch as Luna-P's anti-murder thing kicked in, or something! No one is gaining ground!
[06:10] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 headbutt the little witch, give a headache to that b[BLEEP]ch (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[06:11] <// J_Daito //> ♦ Incredible! Elios has botched AGAIN! It's still 4-all! This could be what turns the tide with 6 minutes left!
[06:12] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity runs over to the Xadiums' TARDIS, uses her powerful legs to leap off of it and fly at Elios' kicking his face in with her stiletto heels (BLOCKED!!)
[06:12] * H3LLi05 catches your damn foot, whatta hoot
[06:13] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity spins in midair bringing up her other leg and smashing Elios in the head (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[06:13] * H3LLi05 drops back in slo-mo as da blood begins ta flo
[06:14] <// J_Daito //> ♦ and it's 6-4 as Black Lady Serenity busts in the horse-face! He's gonna need a Michael Jackson after that one, folks!
[06:14] /// Battle Mode: H3LLi05 whips out the brass knucks and smashes her knees, watching her wheeze [in pain] (DENIED!)
[06:15] * Black Lady Serenity smirks and SMASHES Elios' hand under her heel
[06:15] <// J_Daito //> ♦ Such style, grace and sophistication. Truly poetry in motion!
[06:16] /// Battle Mode: Black Lady Serenity eyes the clock and gingerly picks up Elios, giving him a poison kiss. (A HIT!!)
[06:17] <// J_Daito //> ♦ That one doesn't count as time is called, but Elios is down and dying! And the absolute avatar of carnage wins the day!
[06:17] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Dude... are you... like... hitting on her?
[06:17] <Haruka [On Vacation]> that's the f[BLEEP]king SPORE!
[06:17] * Black Lady Serenity winks at Jedite and detransforms
[06:18] * Black Lady Serenity is now known as .`~SugaBB_2999~`.
[06:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> wat da fick u loking at geydite
[06:18] <// J_Daito //> Nothing, runt, go crawl back into your hole
[06:18] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ur da facker ho lavz in a hol.
[06:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi seez elioz on da grund wit his dack n kistal cat off
[06:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ho sit dad i won?
[06:19] <Haruka [On Vacation]> Yeah, you beat the s[BLEEP]t out of him. You don't remember?
[06:19] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> /mi shrags
[06:20] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i gatta rite mai fac, bbl
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[06:20] <// J_Daito //> Hmph. It's too bad that flower of lovliness is trapped in that shrimp-like meatbag for now.
[06:20] <Haruka [On Vacation]> HOLY s[BLEEP]t YOU WERE HITTING ON HER
[06:21] <// J_Daito //> Black Lady Serenity is not the spore. She is.... a goddess. A perfect counterpoint to my own dark hand.
[06:21] <Haruka [On Vacation]> And I bet i know where that hand is right now _
[06:22] <// J_Daito //> Not funny, crossdresser no senshi.
[06:22] <// J_Daito //> One day, the butterfly will emerge from the cocoon... and I will be there.
[06:22] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (Yes, I will be there.)
[06:23] * Haruka [On Vacation] wonders what will happen to Elios but she's not at the house so
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[06:23] * S.X. Aino replaces Elios' horn into his head allowing him to heal
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[06:24] <H3LLi05> Thanks, future homes.
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