#805: “Budokai Final Fight: rei.bot vs. jedite”

*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
Topic is -= there can be only one! =-

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[21:07] * Galactus is now known as grandpa hino
[21:07] *** @spiritflame has kicked grandpa hino from #suburbansenshi REASON: (i do not think so )
[21:08] <@spiritflame> heh
[21:09] * @spiritflame adopts a strange look
[21:09] * @spiritflame turns to see a foot lodged against her neck
[21:09] <// J_Daito //> heh
[21:09] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (it is time EIHGF)
[21:09] *** @spiritflame [FireSoul@ip999.TA.edu.jp] has quit IRC (so be it)
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[21:10] *** spiritflame sets mode +o S.X. Aino
[21:10] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @S.X. Aino
[21:10] <Yaijinden> OH SHI DRAMATIC ORGAN CHORD
[21:10] <@S.X. Aino> Would it ruin everyone's evening if the final fight was held here live, or should we take it to #suburbansenshi
[21:11] * @S.X. Aino has no preference and no idea what's going on here so you have a choice XD
[21:11] <Yaijinden> I have no issues.
[21:11] <David O`Cain> Sakura - LIVE FIGHT, LIVE FIGHT!!! ^_^
[21:11] <@S.X. Aino> heh!
[21:12] * @S.X. Aino requests the services of an announcer, then!
[21:12] <Yaijinden> I can do that.
[21:12] <@S.X. Aino> I owe you ^_^
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[21:13] <@spiritflame> Irasshai // J_Daito //
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[21:13] *** @Dr_Xadium sets mode +o spiritflame
[21:13] * // J_Daito // nods his head in a manly fashion
[21:13] <Yaijinden> ♦ LADIIIES AND GENTLEMEN!!
[21:13] <@S.X. Aino> why is Pop doing the opping, ooh buggy code...
[21:14] <Yaijinden> ♦ We have for you the conclusion of this GRAND ASSEMBLY- the final bout of the Suburban Senshi Budokai 2005!
[21:14] * @spiritflame is listening to: Wu-Tang Clan - Hellz Wind Staff.mp3 [128 kbps]
[21:14] <// J_Daito //> WTC won't help you!
[21:14] * @spiritflame adopts the tiger stance
[21:14] * // J_Daito // is now known as Super Jedite
[21:15] <Yaijinden> ♦ In this cornah! Weighing in at several metric tons but carrying herself as if she was but one- Our Own Personal Enforcer, the balance, the power, the one and only: REI.BOT!
[21:15] <Super Jedite> Let us not mince words in this, the final showdown for supremacy of Doctrine
[21:15] * @spiritflame merely wipes her nose
[21:15] <Yaijinden> ♦ And in this cornah! Standing tall, crackling with black energy! A force for malignance, destruction, and hatred unrivalled: JEDITE!
[21:15] <Yaijinden> ♦ Combatants bow! Scrape! Or don't! This one's for all the marbles!
[21:16] <@spiritflame> @S.X. Aino has started the battle mode
[21:16] * @spiritflame bows
[21:16] <Yaijinden> ♦ Do we desire a coin flip or something STRAIGHT to the violence?!
[21:16] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite bows slowly.... then BLASTS forward at mach 2 and TACKLES EIHGF (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:16] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> The fight of the Century! Better than WWE on PPV!
[21:17] * @spiritflame skids backwards several meters, SMASHING through the wall
[21:17] <Yaijinden> ♦ Looks like THAT was answered, and HOW! Jedite launches himself to a 2-0 lead!
[21:17] <Sailor Yaijinden> ♡ match ends at :17, lovies ♡
[21:17] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame grabs Jedite as he tries to disengage, and SPINS him around and through the house across the street (A MISS!)
[21:18] * Super Jedite breaks the hold with a simple arm break
[21:18] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite standing dropkicks her through the building (A HIT!!)
[21:18] * @spiritflame goes crashing through the building, watching it implode in fromt of her
[21:18] <Yaijinden> ♦ rei.bot attempts to reverse the throw, but Jedite's all too ready for her and extends his lead to 3-0!
[21:19] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame doesn't wait for the smoke to settle, but unleashes several roving omega beams and laser blasts (A MISS!)
[21:19] <Yaijinden> ♦ The neighborhood watch is going to have a FIT!
[21:19] * Super Jedite teleports out of the way and watches the house next door get melted into slag
[21:19] * Sailor Quinox stands in the ruins of her house "............"
[21:19] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite rains down black shards of boiling black electric power from the sky on her head (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 1 count!)
[21:20] * @spiritflame is knocked down by the onslaught
[21:20] <Yaijinden> ♦ Jed beats rei.bot at the power-throwing game and knocks her DOWN
[21:20] <Yaijinden> ♦ One!
[21:21] <Yaijinden> ♦ She's not done yet, but she's staring Jedite's four-point lead in the face now!
[21:21] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame gets up, smashes the street with her first, grabs the ROAD and swings it into the air, batting jedite to the side (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:21] * Super Jedite SMASHES though the asphalt with his fist
[21:21] * Sailor Quinox shrugs and uses the power of the loadstone to reconstruct it back to the way it was
[21:21] <David O`Cain> Miki - Well? Should he be at the top of his class or near it?
[21:21] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite uses THE FORCE to use the shards of asphalt as missiles (A MISS!)
[21:22] * @spiritflame bats the shards aside into the shouse acorss the street, werecking it
[21:22] <Yaijinden> ♦ Azabu-Juban has certainly seen better days as the combatants rend the pavement, neither scoring a blow!
[21:22] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame levitates up and drops down a crescent of blazing blue ki at Jedite, intending to cut him in two if he is even the slightest bit weak (BLOCKED!!)
[21:22] * Super Jedite screams and COMPRESSES the air aroudn the ki, pushing it aside
[21:23] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite flies to the third house down, uproots it, and HURLS it at EIHGF (DENIED!)
[21:23] * @spiritflame flies forward and SMASHES through the house, splintering it into firey shards of debris
[21:24] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame flame snipers through jedite at point blank range (BLOCKED!!)
[21:24] <Yaijinden> ♦ House by house the street is getting shredded, but both combatants haven't yet found a weakness in the other's battle power yet!
[21:24] * Super Jedite swivels to the side at the last second, watching Tokyo Tower take the hit and collapse in a heap of molten slag
[21:25] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite pulls out the huge Azabu Juuban shopping sign and charges it with dark ki, BLASTING her in the side of the head (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[21:25] <Yaijinden> ♦ So much for using that deserted canyon!
[21:25] * @spiritflame melts the sign with her AURA
[21:25] <Yaijinden> ♦ HOLY COW Jedite pulls the first misstep in this dance of death!
[21:25] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame shapes her right hand into a beam sabre and slashes at Jedite 500 times / sec (A MISS!)
[21:25] * Super Jedite teleports fast
[21:26] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame wrinkles her nose and flies upwards ORBITAL DIVEBOMBING JEDITE (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 8 count!)
[21:26] * Super Jedite goes down in the middle of Tokyo as half the city goes up Akira style
[21:27] <Yaijinden> ♦ rei.bot scores a WHAMMY of a hit! That one's got Jedite's ears ringing!
[21:27] <Yaijinden> ♦ In french! Un!
[21:27] <Yaijinden> ♦ Deux!
[21:27] <Yaijinden> ♦ Trois!
[21:27] <Yaijinden> ♦ quatre!
[21:27] <Yaijinden> ♦ cinq!
[21:28] <Yaijinden> ♦ six!
[21:28] <Yaijinden> ♦ sept!
[21:28] <Yaijinden> ♦ huit and he's back!
[21:28] <Yaijinden> ♦ This commanding blow is still only rei.bot's first point- Jedite leads 4-1!
[21:28] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite DENOTATES ALL THE GAS IN THE SEWERS AND EXPLODES THE CITY SUBSTRREUCTURE LAUNCHING HIMSELF AT HER LIKE A ROCKET (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:28] <Sailor Quinox> ...are you guys trying to leave me homeless on purpose?
[21:29] <Yaijinden> ♦ Methane CATACLYSM
[21:29] * @spiritflame goes flying backwards and SMASHES through three skyscrapers, which implode under the hit
[21:29] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame still flying back unleashes a thousand flame snipers back at Jedite (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:29] <Yaijinden> ♦ Toasty, as the SNES might say, as Jedite extends his lead to a commanding 6-1!
[21:30] * Super Jedite goes crashing and burning into the tokyo harbor
[21:30] <Yaijinden> ♦ She responds with FIRE, and lots of it, and starts clawing her way back- 6-2!
[21:30] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite boils the oecan with his power and launches an explodsive HYDROGEN BOMB at rei (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:30] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Damn! They're going oldschool DBZ on each other!
[21:31] <@Ikari Shinji> Holy s[BLEEP]t, we're having MORTAL KOMBAT.
[21:31] * @spiritflame gets blown straight through the MOON
[21:31] * @spiritflame POWERS UP
[21:31] <Yaijinden> ♦ OH SNAP this is going badly for our jizouningen. 8-2!
[21:31] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame RIPS OFF A QUARTER OF THE MOON AND HURLS IT BACK AT JEDITE (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:31] * Super Jedite is SHOT through the CRUST OF THE PLANET as the SEA EXPLODES
[21:32] <David O`Cain> HOLY s[BLEEP]t! O_O
[21:32] <Yaijinden> ♦ TIDAL WAVE INCOMING 8-4 Jedite!
[21:32] <Super Jedite> fight uses the uranium and transuyranics in the cruust to make an ATOM BOMB and bats it back into space
[21:32] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite uses the uranium and transuyranics in the cruust to make an ATOM BOMB and bats it back into space (DENIED!)
[21:32] * @spiritflame detonates the bomb using her head and keeps coming
[21:33] <Yaijinden> ♦ Nuclear explosions tossed around like fireworks!
[21:33] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame pulls down the hubble and uses the lens to amplify her laser vision and carves Jedite out of the core (A MISS!)
[21:33] * Super Jedite dodges by blasting out of the other side of the planet
[21:33] <Yaijinden> ♦ Who's going to put the earth back together? Oh noes!!
[21:34] /// Battle Mode: Super Jedite grabs Eiffel Tower on the orbital slingshot and impales her with it (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 3 count!)
[21:34] <@Ikari Shinji> Whoa, nice.
[21:34] * @spiritflame is almost shorn in two and pins out of control
[21:34] <@Ikari Shinji> Mad props on using that silly French object.
[21:34] <Yaijinden> ♦ Paris's landmarks take a TERRIBLE BLOW! rei.bot is squirming her way off!
[21:34] <Yaijinden> ♦ One!
[21:34] <Yaijinden> ♦ Two!
[21:34] * @spiritflame is knocked out as she quickly regenerates
[21:34] <Yaijinden> ♦ Three!
[21:34] <Kakyuu> O_O DAMMIT! STOP DESTROYING PARIS!
[21:35] <Yaijinden> ♦ Jedite still holds a commanding lead of 9-4!
[21:35] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame pulls the tower out of her and RAMS jedite with it (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:35] * Super Jedite spits up ichor as his left side is torn apart
[21:35] <Yaijinden> ♦ REVERSE PINION ACTION! Damn, and that boy's got organs, too! 9-6 rei.bot, can she pull it off?!
[21:35] * Super Jedite pops a senzu ^_~
[21:35] <Kakyuu> NO!!! STOP DESTROYING PARIS!!! I plan to move there soon....
[21:36] * Super Jedite is now known as SSJ2 Jedite
[21:36] * Yaijinden plays a dramatic organ chord
[21:36] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite DARK KAMEHAMEHA (A MISS!)
[21:36] <@Ikari Shinji> SUPPAA JEDITEU GOES SUPPA CONSTIPATED TIMES 2 JEDITEU!
[21:36] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> LMAO!
[21:36] <Yaijinden> ♦ Capital letters for emphasis!!!!
[21:36] * @spiritflame bends the kamehameha away and watches it obliterate akhibara
[21:37] <@Ikari Shinji> MY GOD! THE POWER OF HIS BOWELS!
[21:37] <Yaijinden> ♦ Nerds cry out in agonized torment!
[21:37] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame launches an orbital burning mandala with the discs sideways to cut jedite apart (A MISS!)
[21:37] * SSJ2 Jedite teleports behind her
[21:37] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite KICKS rei.bot back to earth (DENIED!)
[21:38] * @spiritflame catches the leg and wags her finger
[21:38] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame SNAPS his leg in half (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 4 count!)
[21:38] <Yaijinden> ♦ Jebus! Say what you will about the Z Fighters, at least they limited themselves to abandoned stretches of canyon!
[21:38] * SSJ2 Jedite screams out in agony and blacks out
[21:38] <David O`Cain> Oooooo, that's not pretty. >_<
[21:38] <Yaijinden> ♦ oH SNAP, literally! Jedite's paused for a moment!
[21:38] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Ow!
[21:38] <Yaijinden> ♦ One!
[21:38] <Yaijinden> ♦ Two!
[21:38] <Yaijinden> ♦ Three!
[21:38] <Yaijinden> ♦ Four!
[21:39] <-> ichi ni san shichi?
[21:39] <@Ikari Shinji> f[BLEEP]kING CANYONS AREN'T f[BLEEP]kING COOL! WHAT ABOUT THE MASS AMOUNTS OF DEATH DUE TO FIGHTING?!
[21:39] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite ingores the pain and flires a ki blast fgrom his mouth at her face (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 1 count!)
[21:39] <Yaijinden> ♦ Oh snaps for everyone as rei.bot resumes catching up to Jedite, 9-7!
[21:39] * @spiritflame has her face blasted off and floats back for a moment as it regenerates
[21:39] <Yaijinden> ♦ He responds INNA FACE and sends her flying! Through space!
[21:39] <Yaijinden> ♦ One!
[21:40] <Yaijinden> ♦ And we're back up to 10-7 Jedite!
[21:40] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame grans Jedite by the boot and SMASHES him into the moon (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:40] <Sailor Yaijinden> ♡ seven minutes remain, loveys~ ♡
[21:40] * SSJ2 Jedite smashes into the airless rock
[21:41] <Yaijinden> She's hammering those legs and knocking him around! 10-8 rei.bot, could this turn around?!
[21:41] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite punches the satrtelite in half and fires all the debris at rei.bot at mach 9 (DEFLECTED!!)
[21:41] * @spiritflame holds out her hand and uses her KI to stop the debris
[21:41] * NakoNako kowtows the kowtow of power to rei.bot
[21:41] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame uses her ki to SMASH all the debris back around jedite (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:42] * SSJ2 Jedite is crushed under the tons of moonrcok
[21:42] <Yaijinden> ♦ She's edging it up! We could have a comeback like NOBODY'S buisness! 10-9 Jedite's lead!
[21:42] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite EXPLODES the rock back at rei.bot with his SSJ AURA (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:42] <Yaijinden> ♦ WHAM BAM SMACK etc etc 11-9 Jedite!
[21:43] * @spiritflame goes flying back as all the matter blasts her back to the ground, smashing into the Nerima theatre, exploding it
[21:43] <Sailor Yaijinden> ♡ five left now~ ♡
[21:43] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame RIPS OUT A SKYSCRAPER and hurls it like a missile at Jedite filling it with ki (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:43] <Yaijinden> ♦ Looks like we're going to have to draw the maps again!
[21:43] <@Ikari Shinji> !
[21:43] <David O`Cain> ALRIGHT, REI.BOT! ^_^
[21:43] * SSJ2 Jedite is well and truly exploded by the damn thing and goes flying further into space
[21:43] <Yaijinden> ♦ Pinioning! OH SNAP! TIED AT eleven, who'dathunkit?
[21:44] <Yaijinden> ♦ Concussive mass drivery thingies seem to be working quite well today!
[21:44] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite explodes off an asteroid and ORBITAL SLAMS rei like she did him (BOTCHED! [-ATTACKER STUNNED: LOSE A TURN-])
[21:44] <@Ikari Shinji> !!
[21:44] * @spiritflame catches him on the downswing and punts him THROUGH the planet again
[21:44] <Yaijinden> ♦ Reversal of tactics- reversal of fortune! That's not working out how he wanted it to!
[21:44] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame fires a kamehameha through the upswelling magma (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:45] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame turns all the magma into a giant flame sniper and FIRES IT AT HIM (CRITICAL HIT [-DOUBLE DAMAGE!-])
[21:45] <David O`Cain> GO REI.BOT! ^_^..b
[21:45] <Yaijinden> ♦ OH DAMN lava! Lava everywhere! 13-11 rei.bot!
[21:45] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> DBZ STYLE!
[21:45] <Michael Dembeck> Damn O_O
[21:45] * SSJ2 Jedite is blasted out towards VENUS
[21:45] <@Ikari Shinji> !!!
[21:45] <Yaijinden> ♦ OH DAMN LAVA 15-11
[21:45] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite fires back with !0x dark kamehameha (KNOCKDOWN! Opponent down for a 2 count!)
[21:45] <Yaijinden> ♦ Environmentalists across the world are going BANANAS
[21:45] <Yaijinden> ♦ Jedite SNAPS BACK with firepower of his own and she's spinning!
[21:45] * NakoNako kowtows the kowtow of superpower to rei.bot
[21:46] * @spiritflame is blasted the other way, spiing out towards mars
[21:46] <Yaijinden> ♦ One!
[21:46] <Yaijinden> ♦ Two!
[21:46] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Damn...Jedite's going for the kill!
[21:46] <Yaijinden> ♦ What an UPSET!
[21:46] /// Battle Mode: @spiritflame summons the power of MARS and hits a MARS PLANET ATTACK (TOTAL PWNAGE!!)
[21:46] * SSJ2 Jedite is put THOUGH Venus
[21:47] <Yaijinden> ♦ Is that supernatural power or just planet-flinging?! 16-11 rei.bot!
[21:47] <Yaijinden> ♦ TIME TIME TIME TIME
[21:47] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Uh oh! Minako's gonna be PISSED when she gets back!
[21:47] /// Battle Mode: SSJ2 Jedite lights up the gassy atmosphere and fires off the largest stinkbomb in creattion through the hole in the earth (A MISS!)
[21:47] * @spiritflame just sends it back at him
[21:47] <Yaijinden> ♦ And we have a winner! With a final score, numbering 16 to 11...
[21:47] <Yaijinden> ♦ Minus fancy-pantsu planet gasses...
[21:48] * @spiritflame cracks her neck and slowly lowers herself through the atmosphere and lands back at the house
[21:48] <Yaijinden> ♦ REI DAWT BAAAAAWWWWT!!
[21:48] * NakoNako kowtows the kowtow of congratulations to rei.bot
[21:48] * SSJ2 Jedite hovers in the s[BLEEP]tty atmosphere of Venus for a moment ><
[21:48] <Sailor Quinox> WHO IS GOING TO FIX MY HOUSE!?!
[21:48] * @spiritflame bows
[21:48] <Yaijinden> ♦ That's it for the Suburbanite Battle of the Strongest- tune in next year, maybe we'll have the damn planet rebuilt!
[21:49] * SSJ2 Jedite teleports back to the house
[21:49] * SSJ2 Jedite is now known as // J_Daito //
[21:49] * @Ikari Shinji bows to rei.bot in respect and congratulations.
[21:49] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Banzai Rei.bot-san! Banzai! Banzai!
[21:49] <// J_Daito //> Bah.
[21:49] * @Ikari Shinji also bows to Jedite for a fight well-done and a magnificent show.
[21:49] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC
[21:49] * @spiritflame bows deeply
[21:50] <Sailor Quinox> I DEMAND SOMEONE FIX MY PLACE ><
[21:50] * Yaijinden tosses the microphone aside
[21:50] * Sailor Quinox points to the pile of dust across the street
[21:50] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Awesome match!
[21:51] * mamott99 applauds rei.bot loudly
[21:51] <Yaijinden> Cosmic battles are awesome.
[21:51] <@S.X. Aino> And Paris. And Akhibara. And Nerima. And the moon. And that hole in the Earth.
[21:51] <Sailor Quinox> thanks alot, rei.bot ><
[21:51] <@S.X. Aino> And Venus heh
[21:52] <Mirai-SaturnKnt> Don't forget that hole through Venus...
[21:52] * @spiritflame notes the cavern next door is utterly intact.
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