#82: “Thanksgiving Funny Joke #4”

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<GERMATOID> A story that appeared on the UPI site on Nov 15:

There is more evidence from the heartland that American mathematical skills are lacking. The Salt Lake Tribune reported last month that a Salt Lake County health inspector had told a restaurant that, as FDA research indicated one in four eggs were infected with salmonella, they should never use more than three when making a quiche. When the restaurant manager asked if they should just throw away every fourth egg, the inspector said she would research the issue. Further comment is impossible.

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