#859: “The Wedding Planner ”

[11:32] *** Mon Aug 15 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[11:32] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I am bored.
[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> There is nothing to do here but guard the toilet door.
[11:32] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Is anyone there?
[11:32] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is surfing using the powers of her garnet orb
[11:33] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> hello?
[11:33] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate you, Ten'ou Haruka, for having flatulence that stinks like the stench of a 40,000 year old manure-powered atomic bomb.
[11:34] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate you for making this toilet a biological hazard to mankind, and for forcing me to hold my breath while standing before it.
[11:34] * luna_P w47cH35 in73n71y
[11:35] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate you for easing the door open with the business end of the plunger while you're still doing your business and "plopping" into the basin even as you ask me for the lysol lemon-scented spray
[11:36] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I hate the inevitable motorbike fart that then always follows
[11:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> The one that lasts over six seconds, and then, after an always-different amoutn of seconds, is followed up by a final, smelly flatulent "pop" and a "plop" into the basin.
[11:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> By the blood of Cronos I hate you and your bowels.
[11:37] <+luna_P> 7311 m3 4b0u7 micHiru, 5375un4 my d34r
[11:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Kaioh Michiru.
[11:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You arrogant, overbearing snob, you petulant little rich girl who thinks she is the elite.
[11:38] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You speak of the great masters. Who KNEW the great masters? Biblically? That's right.
[11:39] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Who was the one who taught the apes that hitting their fellows over the head with bones was a good way to settle disputes? THAT'S RIGHT
[11:40] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Who decided that Bell Labs should steal the transistor from that alien saucer in New Mexico? EXACTLY
[11:41] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You claim to be so important, but without me, history would implode like a decks of cards and the Dark Kingdom would be ruling from the moon with Youma havign massive orgies on the planet's surface.
[11:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> I am the one who should be loved! Should be appreciated! But every time we're in public you shove me aside, and use your perfection field to make me silent so all anyone can ever hear is your INCESSANT BLEATING
[11:42] <+luna_P> y35 r313453 j00r 4ng3r...
[11:42] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> DAMN YOU KAIOH MICHIRU
[11:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> All you are is a walking talking handbag for Haruka, and we all know it
[11:43] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Well all know you are but the shadow to her light, if she were to vanish your marvelous LACK of persona would become all too apparent
[11:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> You are merely a character foil, a counterpart to Haruka, who is no prize herself, but her unthinking brutality makes you seem all the wiser and more refined for it
[11:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yet you are both loved, to excess, but the masses, while I am reviled and relegated to the shadows
[11:44] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> And now, now you plan to have the wedding event of the century, the century which has JUST STARTED
[11:45] <+luna_P> j00 kn0w wH47 j00 mu57 d0
[11:45] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes, Luna-P
[11:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Yes, I do
[11:46] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Because I hate them, and want my revenge
[11:46] <@S.X. Aino> That is like the sole motivation of 7/8ths of the villains the senshi have ever fought
[11:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> YOU SHUT UP LITTLE GIRL
[11:47] * @S.X. Aino is 1800 years old :P
[11:47] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 is TEN THOUSAND NOW GET BACK INTO YOUR HOLE
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[11:47] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> Excellent
[11:48] <+luna_P> d0 i7 d0 i7 d0 i7
[11:48] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> hehehehe
[11:48] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ to anyone in the sound of my voice, or who reads this log
[11:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ preparations are being made for the disgustingly overblown union of Ten'ou Haruka and Kaioh Michiru.
[11:49] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ Those of you, like me, who wish to see them put in their place, join me.
[11:50] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ comments are being taken until August 20th, 2005, in the comments thread that will accompany this log, for events that you would like to see happen during their wedding
[11:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ here is the rough timeline of events:
[11:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ haruka's stag party
[11:52] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ michiru's pre-wedding social ball
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ preparation for the groomsmen / bridesmaids
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the prelude to the procession
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the convocation
[11:53] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the invocation
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the consecration
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the expression of intent
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the ring exchange
[11:54] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the pronouncement
[11:55] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the bendiction
[11:55] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ the reception
[11:56] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ think of amusing, tragic , perhaps even sane events that will occur during the court of the wedding, before and after
[11:56] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ accepted ideas will be placed into the animated gif series that will chronicle the wedding
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ submitters will be in the credits
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ this will be your chance at immortality
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ♦ help me get my revenge!
[11:57] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> heh... ehehehe.... heheheheheehehe... hahahahahahahaha.... hohohoohhohoh...
[11:58] <+luna_P> y35 3xc3113n7 3xc3113n7 5375un4 i r473 j00 r 9 0u7 0pH 10
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[11:58] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> ^______^
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