#860: “crest is not just for teeth”

[08:05] *** Wed Aug 17 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[08:05] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So I was doing research on Canada, seeing as how that's where my wedding's gonna be
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> You still intend to go through with that, ten'ou?
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Of coruse I do
[08:06] <// J_Daito //> I thought you were just decieving her
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ><
[08:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Does everybody think I'm that f[BLEEP]ked up a manipulator and deciever?
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> Nah, you aren't that clever
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> right
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> waitiaminute
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ANYWAY
[08:07] <// J_Daito //> heh
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Did you know Canada still makes heraldic crests for people man
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They even have a registry
[08:09] <// J_Daito //> Oh?
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah
[08:09] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There's even a f[BLEEP]king science to the descriptions
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> There's a thing called the "blazon" which is the actual description of the coat of arms
[08:10] <// J_Daito //> I thought that was what happened when you lit your farts on fire
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit man
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> For example:
[08:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ♦ Arms: Gules a Chinese phoenix regarding a lightning flash and rising from flames issuant from a maple leaf the whole ensigned by a representation of the Royal Crown all Or; Crest: A loon (Gavia immer) calling proper naiant within a circlet of trillium flowers Argent seeded Or; upporters: Two tigers Or and Argent embellished Sable each gorged with a ribbon Gules, pendant therefrom a plate surmounted by a cross Gules the whole upon rocks set with four wind-swept jack pines proper; Motto: VERUM SOLUM DICATUR • VERUM SOLUM ACCIPIATUR.
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> All right I know that's english but the words make no sense to me
[08:12] <@S.X. Aino> Heh you guys want something simple check out the blazon of Brittany's description:
[08:12] <@S.X. Aino> ♦ Ermine.
[08:12] <// J_Daito //> ....
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's it wtf?
[08:13] * @S.X. Aino shrugs XD
[08:13] <// J_Daito //> Someone was slacking on the job that day in the heraldry office
[08:13] <@S.X. Aino> not really, considering the crest looks like this:
[08:14] <@S.X. Aino> --> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:BRcoat1.gif
[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's like someone took a f[BLEEP]king rubber stamp and just ran it across a coat of arms
[08:18] <@S.X. Aino> I prefer Japanese kamon, much simpler and more readily recognizable from a distance
[08:20] * @S.X. Aino notes she has her own version of the family kamon:
[08:21] <@S.X. Aino> --> https://www.kasterborus.net/
[08:21] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:21] <@spiritflame> Irasshai GERMATOID
[08:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yo prof
[08:21] <GERMATOID> THEY FOUND OUT CROCODILE IMMUNE SYSTEMS KILL AIDS
[08:23] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> how the f[BLEEP]k did they determine this, by stabbing every known fish or fowl with aids?
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> Scientist: "I wonder if Pigs can contract it." (Stabs Porky Pig)
[08:24] <// J_Daito //> (Porky leaves infected, the next day the whole WB lot of toons is down)
[08:25] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> what the hell man do you relaize what you're implying
[08:25] <// J_Daito //> You don't want to know what they do on the back lot man
[08:27] <// J_Daito //> Steamboat Willie and Tommy Lee
[08:28] <GERMATOID> THAT'S NOT EVEN THE SAME ANIMATION HOUSE
[08:28] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I saw this s[BLEEP]t last night on TV where Tommy Lee went back to college
[08:28] <// J_Daito //> hahaha the house only gets two over the air channels now and they ALL SUCK
[08:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah but you know something f[BLEEP]ked up
[08:29] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm... beginning to like CSI
[08:30] <@S.X. Aino> :O
[08:30] <// J_Daito //> DUN DUN DUUN
[08:31] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the hell cna I say when it's like the only thign airing you get attached to it... Grissom's expressionless face, the catchy theme song, the token brother who's always getting into trouble...
[08:31] <GERMATOID> THAT'S LIKE STOCKHOLM SYNDROME
[08:31] <GERMATOID> YOU HAVE BECOME THE HOSTAGE OF CSI! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But Nick Caruso as the head man in Miami
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That s[BLEEP]t is incomprehensible to me
[08:33] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Every time I see him I'm like "ha ha you're the guy who bared his ass on NYPD blue"
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> Yuo bare your ass all the time Ten'ou
[08:34] * @S.X. Aino is away: ::rollseyes::
[08:34] * GERMATOID REMEMBERS THAT SLO-MO DEHENSHIN
[08:34] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> YOU IDIOTS DON'T YOU GET IT YET
[08:34] <// J_Daito //> huh
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I was mooning those damn inners
[08:35] <// J_Daito //> ....
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> like giving them the finger only with my ass
[08:35] <// J_Daito //> Don't PRETEND like you had a plan all along
[08:35] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I DID THO
[08:36] *** // J_Daito // [Jed@dialup666.darkkingdom.co.jp] has quit IRC (yeah right)
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I DID
[08:36] *** GERMATOID [MADPROF@ip667.m2net.ips.gakuenmugen.edu.jp] has quit IRC (THE BULLS[BLEEP]T IS STRONG IN THIS ONE! MUAHAHAHAHAH!)
[08:36] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dammit why doesn't anyone beleive me
[08:36] *** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- [THaruka@FXL.blaze.co.jp] has quit IRC (O canada I hope your bedsprings are firm)
[08:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 delurks
[08:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 points to the prior log and once again renews her call for ideas
[08:37] * chronos.typhoon.2k4 will use her time trravel powers to make the best ones happen, no matter hiow many variables she has to tweak and how many laws of time she has to break
[08:37] <chronos.typhoon.2k4> hehehehehehehehe
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