#874: “I was onccce a maan...”

[07:43] *** Tue Sep 13 2005 - LOGGING START ***
[07:43] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[07:43] *** Topic is - The Rain in Spain is such a Pain -
[07:43] *** Set by on Tue Sep 13 07:43 2005
[07:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> she needs to join WWE --> https://daynews.info/?act=show_news&id=939751
[07:44] <H3LLi05> she can slam me anytime yo
[07:45] <C'est_la_V> why am i wake
[07:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Because you've been up all night
[07:46] <H3LLi05> slammin? XD
[07:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> spying
[07:46] * C'est_la_V is stil in shock so tired though
[07:46] <H3LLi05> whassup?
[07:46] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude nobody told you yet?
[07:46] <H3LLi05> tole me what yo
[07:47] <C'est_la_V> Last night Artemis shows up and one of the guests in the hose tossed him some catnip
[07:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This s[BLEEP]t mae him turn Human don't ask me how
[07:47] <C'est_la_V> hai
[07:48] <C'est_la_V> So he's human and he thinks "well now I have a chance to get Hotaru-chan"
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> His ass was trying to climb up the stairs but being drunk on catnip he was staggering all up there, trying to run on all fours, knockin himself in the head
[07:49] <H3LLi05> damn man I wish I was there yo
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No man it gets better
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He makes it up to Hotaru's door right
[07:49] <H3LLi05> yeah
[07:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> He knocks on it, all ready to give her this rose
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The door opens
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> It's Chibiusa
[07:50] <H3LLi05> Ho s[BLEEP]t hahahahaha what da hell she doin' dere?
[07:50] <C'est_la_V> Chibiusa-chan was hanging out
[07:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Do we want to know
[07:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah hanging out, she said hotaru was reading "Lust of th eMohicanks" or something you know how she typos.
[07:51] <H3LLi05> yeah damn I love her but her spelling's whack yo
[07:51] <C'est_la_V> Artemis heard "lust" and got all flustered
[07:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Chibiusa, being the shark she is, smelled the blood in the water
[07:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She basically told Arty that 'Taru was a repressed chick who would turn into a wild woman if he set her off, and then that wild woman would be unsatisfied with him because he knew nothing about pleasing her
[07:53] * H3LLi05 drools
[07:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Stay with us dude this gets worse
[07:54] * C'est_la_V shakes her head
[07:54] <C'est_la_V> Artemis bought this look line and stinker...
[07:54] <H3LLi05> "Hook line and sinker"
[07:54] <C'est_la_V> That too
[07:55] <C'est_la_V> So Chibiusa offers to make Artemis his PADAWAN
[07:55] <H3LLi05> what like in Star Wars?
[07:55] <C'est_la_V> Hai... ><
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah he runs downstairs all eager-like, begging Neko here for cash
[07:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> she gave him 50 yen XD
[07:56] <C'est_la_V> Well he's a stingy ba[BLEEP]rd :P
[07:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Eventaully he bums some cash and gets back up there
[07:56] <H3LLi05> Wait why does he need cash yo?
[07:56] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude you think Chibi works for free?
[07:57] <H3LLi05> man, you rite dawg, she be a bloodsucker...
[07:57] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So he gets up there and she's all triumphant and s[BLEEP]t
[07:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She calls up Silicon Momoko and decides to get to trainign him right away
[07:58] * H3LLi05 nosebleeds
[07:58] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
[07:58] * C'est_la_V yawns
[07:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So after a while Neko here turns on a micro spy cam that she had stuck on him
[07:59] <H3LLi05> Yo Ai no Sexy how come you got a spy cam on Artemis
[07:59] * C'est_la_V was tired of him messing up her stuff and not taking responsiblity so she bugged him
[08:00] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You tell him Neko I still don't be lieve the s[BLEEP]t they had him doing
[08:00] <H3LLi05> Gimme all the juicy details!
[08:00] <C'est_la_V> They had him standing ons tage balancing a book on his head
[08:01] <H3LLi05> O..k... then they busted out the whips and s[BLEEP]t right?
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> And then voice lessons for electrocution
[08:01] <H3LLi05> TORTURE?!
[08:01] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Elocution" neko
[08:01] <C'est_la_V> That too
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> And then he was learning how to set a table ansd stuff
[08:02] <H3LLi05> Dis s[BLEEP]t dun sound sexy to me..
[08:02] <C'est_la_V> It's not
[08:02] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Dude, Chibi-tachi sent Artemis to FINISHING SCHOOL
[08:03] <H3LLi05> What you mean like manners classes and s[BLEEP]t?
[08:03] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup
[08:04] <H3LLi05> The s[BLEEP]t MICHIRU does?
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yup
[08:04] *** Arty [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:04] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Arty
[08:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yo Artemis the human man!
[08:05] <C'est_la_V> Morning Artemis
[08:05] <H3LLi05> Dude how was Silicon "mmmm" momoko?
[08:06] <Arty> Such a lovely girl; perfect aplomb.
[08:06] <H3LLi05> what
[08:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> whoa
[08:07] <C'est_la_V> Artemis, are you all right?
[08:07] * Arty kisses the lovely Minako-san's hand
[08:07] <C'est_la_V> !
[08:08] <Arty> I do so apologize for the most embarassing manner in which I have behaved up until this time, dear, sweet friend.
[08:08] <C'est_la_V> Ano Ano Ano...
[08:08] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think her brain f[BLEEP]king broke
[08:09] <Arty> It was that my heart was fatally damaged that caused my degeneracy into such un-coordinated bufoonery, rest assured that now, yes now, that wound has been healed.
[08:09] <C'est_la_V> Artemis what what...
[08:09] * H3LLi05 cues up the twilight zone track yo
[08:10] <Arty> Dearest Minako, I so do apologize once again, I have made your life so very difficuly and it was most preprehensible of me, from this moment on I hope to make tenderest recompense. :)
[08:10] * C'est_la_V is going to melt here
[08:10] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Neko, neko, you got someone remember
[08:11] <C'est_la_V> H-Hai...
[08:12] <Arty> Ahh yes, sincerest apologies if I have tread too close to thy heart, dear friend, you are but like a sister to me
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> damn
[08:12] <C'est_la_V> I mean, yes!
[08:12] * H3LLi05 is officially WTF
[08:12] <Arty> Be not confused, Elios, my good fellow! I have been reborn, renewed, restored!
[08:13] <H3LLi05> Dude you are f[BLEEP]king creepin me out
[08:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Artemis, what the hell did they do to you there?
[08:13] <Arty> they have brought out my fullest potential as a man, dear Haruka.
[08:14] <Arty> And might I say your toughness and elegant strength are wonderfully evident even this early in the morn...
[08:14] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Th-Thanks man

[08:18] <FireFly_9> Good morning, Everyone.
[08:18] <Arty> Go-Good... M-Morning....D-Deea...
[08:18] <FireFly_9> Artemis? Is that you?
[08:18] <Arty> Y-Yo... so... sw---swwee...

[08:20] <FireFly_9> Are you all right, Artemis?
[08:20] *** Arty [arty@ip6943.ai.co.jp] has quit IRC (WHY GOD WHY)
[08:20] <FireFly_9> ....
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