#957: “Statuesque Ambitions”


[08:20] *** Thu Mar 16 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[08:20] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
[08:20] *** Topic is - Best wishes to those who are ill -
[08:20] *** Set by on Thu Mar 16 08:20 2006

[08:20] <J_Daito> After seeing Anno's first stab at marketing I want to impale myself
[08:21] <GERMATOID> LOOK AT IT THIS WAY, OVERPOPULATION AMONG THE OKATU CROWD WILL NEVER BE A PROBLEM! MUAHAHHAAH
[08:21] <J_Daito> Oh like it ever was
[08:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Otaku are made, not born
[08:23] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:23] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[08:23] <C'est_la_V> Hi hi.
[08:23] <J_Daito> Aino
[08:23] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> I want to congratulate my friend Nako-chan / Zora-chan on her acting debut in the CBC's drama-thing on the greatest Canadian, Tommy John
[08:24] <GERMATOID> "TOMMY DOUGLAS"
[08:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Tommy John was a baseball player for the Yankees
[08:24] <C'est_la_V> Him too..
[08:24] <@SpeedRcrX> You sound depressed
[08:24] <J_Daito> howe can she sound depressed, she's typing
[08:25] <@SpeedRcrX> No !! or ^___________^ or s[BLEEP]t
[08:25] <C'est_la_V> Baka
[08:25] <@SpeedRcrX> Who's a baka?!
[08:25] <C'est_la_V> didn't you hear
[08:25] <C'est_la_V> Yesterday Artemis found hismelf in a Korean Restaurant
[08:26] * J_Daito snorts and tries not to laugh his Dark General ass off
[08:26] <@SpeedRcrX> what, was Mamoru buying BBQ again
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> The manager was out of piglet
[08:26] <GERMATOID> AND
[08:26] <C'est_la_V> He cooked Artemis on a Barbegue Spit
[08:26] <@SpeedRcrX> ......................
[08:27] <J_Daito> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[08:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I thought they used grills
[08:27] <C'est_la_V> HE COOKED UP ARTEMIS AND SOMEONE ATE HIM
[08:27] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `[08:26] <C'est_la_V> The manager was out of piglet `
[08:27] * C'est_la_V GLARES at Haruka-san
[08:27] <@SpeedRcrX> Sorry that was too f[BLEEP]king surreal
[08:28] <J_Daito> Someone FINALLY Ate the Lunar Cat, he had it coming, but not as much as Luna does
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> JEDITE I'LL GET YOU!!
[08:28] <J_Daito> Oh shut up and get back to collecting your balls
[08:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Getting Dragonballs huh
[08:28] <C'est_la_V> Hai
[08:29] <J_Daito> It's a sad day when in THIS house, "Balls" no longer can work as a joke because of DBZ
[08:29] <FireFly_9> No, she ripped off Umino Gurio's "balls" as well.
[08:29] <@SpeedRcrX> Umm, couldn't you tell those were wrong?
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> Hai... they were larger than they should have been...
[08:30] <@SpeedRcrX> That is so not what I meant
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> He got fresh so I ripped them off
[08:30] <J_Daito> Isn't he DEAD? I killed him at the Tenkaichi Budokai
[08:30] <C'est_la_V> He got better?? I dunno
[08:31] <@SpeedRcrX> So how many more Dragonballs do you need
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> Two
[08:31] <@SpeedRcrX> DUDE by the way did you hear there was / is new Gunsmith Cats manga out in Japan?
[08:31] <C'est_la_V> USO
[08:31] <@SpeedRcrX> It's True!
[08:32] <C'est_la_V> NANI? DOKO DOKO
[08:32] <J_Daito> ....And the cat is all but forgotten
[08:32] <@SpeedRcrX> It's called "Gunsmith Cats BURST"
[08:32] <@SpeedRcrX> Here's the cover --> https://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/406314383X.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
[08:33] <C'est_la_V> Rally-san is too pale and looks like a Teenager
[08:33] <J_Daito> She's too chubby, werent the older character designs more lanky?
[08:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Hmm, maybe this isn't that far off --> https://www.absoluteanime.com/gunsmith_cats/rally.jpg
[08:35] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [bluebell@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has joined #suburbansenshi
[08:35] <@spiritflame> Irasshai [gTV]Reiko_Aya
[08:35] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara
[08:35] <J_Daito> aRA
[08:36] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, That's not funny, Jedite-san
[08:36] <J_Daito> Ara, I don't give a s[BLEEP]t
[08:36] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, it's time for the next co-branded product to make Suburban Senshi more hot in the ratings
[08:37] <J_Daito> Oh yes, because yesterday's was SURE to please
[08:38] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, it's all about demographics
[08:38] <J_Daito> who the HELL would want the SPORE on their Maxx Power?
[08:38] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Lolicon
[08:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Nice demographic you're targeting there
[08:39] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, but this time we're hitting a new market segment


(it was some kind of "sexy" picture of Haruka)



[08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> .........................
[08:40] <J_Daito> OH BY METALLIA I'M BLIND
[08:40] <GERMATOID> TASTY! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:40] <@SpeedRcrX> That's too f[BLEEP]king Femme
[08:40] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, you'd be surprised how many men appreciate that sort of sight of you, Ten'ou-san
[08:41] <J_Daito> WHAT MEN! WHAT DEFECTIVE MEN! SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN BABY
[08:41] <GERMATOID> NOT IN THAT PIC SHE DOESN'T *LICKS LIPS*
[08:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Umm prof...
[08:41] <GERMATOID> YES, CUTIE?
[08:41] <@SpeedRcrX> You're starting to act all mugen academy on my ass again
[08:42] * GERMATOID REMEMEBERS THAT TIME IN THE ELECTRICAL CLOSET FONDLY
[08:42] * J_Daito just LOOKS between the two of them
[08:42] <C'est_la_V> EWWW
[08:42] <@SpeedRcrX> I was undercover at the time! I had to go along with your sick games!
[08:42] <GERMATOID> MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[08:43] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (I need to go find more balls for Artemis)
[08:43] <J_Daito> No matter how hard you look you'll never find HIS balls AHAHAAHAH
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> That statute f[BLEEP]king pisses me off man
[08:44] *** [gTV]Reiko_Aya [bluebell@upperdeck.ginga.tv] has left #suburbansenshi (Deal with it, Haruka-san, there's more to come from the merchandising mind of Hideki Anno)
[08:44] <@SpeedRcrX> So... this is what life would have been like if Gainax had sponsored Sailor Moon eh
[08:45] <J_Daito> Hey look at it this way, if they had, we'd be in "Triple Titanium SPECIAL RE RE RE RE RE RE RELEASE"
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> But at what price dignity man
[08:45] <@SpeedRcrX> at what price dignity
[08:45] *** Disconnected
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