#968: “Budokai 2k6: Minako v. Sakura”


[12:09] *** Mon Apr 10 2006 - LOGGING START ***
[12:09] *** Now talking in #suburbansenshi3
[12:09] *** Topic is - Love and Fun under the Gun -
[12:09] *** Set by on Mon Apr 10 12:09 2006

[12:09] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> and now we come to one of the more interesting matches of the 2006 Budokai!
[12:10] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Aino Minako, Sailor Venus, will go up against her own daughter from the future, who is ALSO a Sailor Venus!
[12:11] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> But Sakura Xadium Aino is over 2000 years, and Half-Time Lord which makes her even stronger, not to mention the fact that she stayed transformed for so long in the Tarion wars of the Crystal Imperium that she's now a Senshi all the time, even in her streety clothes!
[12:11] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> But Aino Minako is also the reincarnation of the Goddess Venus, something her daughter isn't!
[12:12] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well seeing as how Aino Minako used the Dragonballs to take control of our network, I'm pretty sure we HAVE to root for her!
[12:12] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Wai! Wai! Go Minako-chan!
[12:12] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Yes.
[12:13] *** SX_Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[12:13] *** sets mode +o SX_Aino

[12:13] <@spiritflame> Irasshai @SX_Aino
[12:13] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> And here comes the first combatant now, Sakura Xadium Aino!
[12:14] <@SX_Aino> Hi my brilliantly badass broadcasting buddies!
[12:14] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, alliterating gives me a headache
[12:14] <@SX_Aino> I promise a plenty power-packed punchup for the prurient pleasure of the public!
[12:15] * @SX_Aino cracks her knuckles
[12:15] *** C'est_la_V [GldnGoddess@ip6942.ai.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[12:15] <@spiritflame> Irasshai C'est_la_V
[12:15] <C'est_la_V> Heh, Sakura-chan, don't you know it's impolite to beat up on your parent!!
[12:15] <@SX_Aino> LOL You can take the terror of this Time Lady :D
[12:16] * C'est_la_V is now known as Super Sailor Venus
[12:16] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> And Aino Minako wastes no time transforming!
[12:16] * @SX_Aino picks her nose
[12:16] <@SX_Aino> Yay for henshin?
[12:18] <Super Sailor Venus> Modern youth TV and the culture of rebellion might allow it, but I won't! Daughters should always listen to their mothers! For love and small allowances! I am Sailor Venus! In the name of Mr. Kotter and that guy on Full House that everyone hates, I will punish you!
[12:18] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, we haven't heard an entrance speech in a long time, everyone! Our boss sure is old school!
[12:19] <@SX_Aino> Blah blah my name is Sakura Xadium Aino, Time Lord from Gallifrey imma cut you etc
[12:19] <Super Sailor Venus> Sakura-chan! As the daughter of Sailor V you should worry more about the family tradition!!
[12:19] <@SX_Aino> blarg, FINE
[12:20] <@SX_Aino> I am the Time Lady Sakura X. Aino, from the Planet Gallifrey in the Constellation of Kasterberous, scion of Venus, awesome alliterator extraordinare, and I AM HERE TO CUT YOU.
[12:20] <Super Sailor Venus> Moh...
[12:21] <@SX_Aino> Let's get this rumble on the road, shall we?
[12:21] ☼ Scouter indicates @SX_Aino has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[12:21] ☼ Scouter indicates Super Sailor Venus has HP and MP levels of 1000 / 1500!!
[12:21] <Super Sailor Venus> I'm so mad at you!! If I win I want you to give up being Sailor Venus 2.0 forever!!
[12:22] <@SX_Aino> Mom the transformation altered my CELLS. I can't drop the transofrmation any more than you can step out of your skin :P
[12:22] <Super Sailor Venus> Well, just don't call yourself that then!!
[12:22] <@SX_Aino> and what do *I* get if I win?
[12:22] <Super Sailor Venus> A bigger allowance when you get born!!
[12:23] <@SX_Aino> no...
[12:23] <@SX_Aino> I want Ginga TV for ME.
[12:23] <Super Sailor Venus> ..................
[12:23] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Holy s[BLEEP]t, our company is being played with like a monopoly piece!
[12:24] <Super Sailor Venus> Fine!
[12:25] <@spiritflame> @SX_Aino rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[12:25] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, not too high a roll from the challenger to our boss' magnificient throne!
[12:25] <@spiritflame> Super Sailor Venus rolls 1d20 [ 12 ]
[12:26] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> By one, our boss gets the first move!
[12:26] * @SX_Aino braces and gets ready for attack
[12:26] <Super Sailor Venus> Sakura-chan, this will hurt me more than it hurts you!
[12:26] <@SX_Aino> I HATE IT WHEN PARENTS SAY THAT
[12:27] <@SX_Aino> IT IS SUCH A LIE
[12:27] [1000 HP / 1000 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Sailor Venus Venus LOVE AND BEAUTY SHOCK TO THE FACE (-500 MP)
[12:27] [1000 HP / 1501 MP ] @SX_Aino has DODGED a special attack! (0 damage)
[12:27] * @SX_Aino deftly dance-dodges, spinning sideways in a cool komwari circle spin taught to her by Kurata Sana
[12:30] <Super Sailor Venus> O_o
[12:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Wow! All that dance troupe training with the Imperial Flower Troupe in 1920's Japan has paid off! Sailor Venus' first special attack goes nowhere!
[12:34] <Super Sailor Venus> you got lucky!
[12:35] <@SX_Aino> There's luck and there's skill... now watch this..
[12:37] [1000 HP / 1481 MP] @SX_Aino whips a prism out of her pocket and tosses it in the air over Mom's head, waiting till the angle is right, then firing a crescent beam into it, sending out a spray of 7 colored beams at Mom (-20 MP)
[12:37] [985 HP / 1005 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (15 damage)
[12:37] <Super Sailor Venus> ITTAI! ITTAI! OW! ><
[12:38] * Super Sailor Venus is hit by wierd disco lights of Venus ><
[12:40] <Super Sailor Venus> So you made lights, big deal!
[12:46] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Whoah! Our boss laughs that off! She's NOT IMPRESSED!
[12:47] <@SX_Aino> Stop sucking up, Dead Crow!
[12:47] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> LEAD
[12:49] [985 HP / 1002 MP] Super Sailor Venus Sailor V kicks Sakura-chan in the HEAD (-3 MP)
[12:50] [969 HP / 1492 MP] @SX_Aino has been HIT!! (31 damage)
[12:54] * @SX_Aino goes CRASHING back into a wall, shaking her head
[12:54] <@SX_Aino> OW that HURTS that's CHILD ABUSE
[12:56] <Super Sailor Venus> Stop Whining :P
[12:57] <@SX_Aino> What I learned that trick from you!
[12:59] <@SX_Aino> You will have sued me for parent abuse after a spar once!!
[13:01] * Super Sailor Venus makes a note of that for the future
[13:01] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, mother and daughter are arguing just as much as they're fighting!
[13:02] [969 HP / 1475 MP] @SX_Aino turns and runs up the side of a wall, springing off of it aikido style, twisting in midair and kicking mom in the head in reply (-17 MP)
[13:02] [930 HP / 1068 MP] Super Sailor Venus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (55 damage)
[13:02] <Super Sailor Venus> KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
[13:02] * Super Sailor Venus SLAMS down into the ground on her butt ><
[13:03] <Super Sailor Venus> - You're not taking Ginga -
[13:03] [930 HP / 568 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Sailor Venus shoots out her love-me chain and wraps it around Sakura-chan, twisting it to one side and SMASHING her into a wall (-500 MP)
[13:03] [953 HP / 1485 MP ] @SX_Aino has BLOCKED a special attack! (16 damage)
[13:04] * @SX_Aino CATCHES the chain and wraps it around her fist, taking control of it
[13:04] <@SX_Aino> Old School V-chan bit = teh fail
[13:04] <@SX_Aino> Time for the new school
[13:04] <Super Sailor Venus> Ara...
[13:05] [953 HP / 985 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @SX_Aino presses her hand against the chain and EXPLODES it, sending the links flying off in all different directions, then using her Venus powers, redirects them all to hit Mom Time-on-Target all over her body (-500 MP)
[13:06] [912 HP / 571 MP ] Super Sailor Venus has BLOCKED a special attack! (18 damage)
[13:06] * Super Sailor Venus holds out her hand and STOPS the links in midair, making them drop to the ground
[13:06] <Super Sailor Venus> You can always give a dog new ticks...
[13:07] <@SX_Aino> ....I'm so not going to bother correcting that magnificently maddening malaprop
[13:08] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, the two Venus Senshi aren't giving ground whan it comes to their attacks!
[13:09] <Super Sailor Venus> Sakura-chan, I'm the original and BEST Venus!!
[13:10] [912 HP / 541 MP] Super Sailor Venus runs up to Sakura-chan and spinkicks her in the stomach (-30 MP)
[13:10] [894 HP / 999 MP] @SX_Aino has been HIT!! (59 damage)
[13:10] * @SX_Aino goes flying back, knocked totally off her feet and smashed in the wall
[13:11] <@SX_Aino> So it's a Brawl you want...
[13:13] [894 HP / 975 MP] @SX_Aino reaches out to the ceiling with her Venus powers, ripping the metal light fixtures out of the ceiling and SMASHES it down on top of Mom (-24 MP)
[13:13] [910 HP / 548 MP] Super Sailor Venus has BLOCKED the attack! (2 damage)
[13:13] * Super Sailor Venus raises her hands up and crushes the fixtures with her own power, dropping the metal to the ground
[13:15] <Super Sailor Venus> Give up, Sakura-chan...
[13:15] <@SX_Aino> Yeah right :P
[13:15] [910 HP / 508 MP] Super Sailor Venus ROLLING HEART VIBRATION to Sakura-chan's kneecaps (-40 MP)
[13:15] [842 HP / 983 MP] @SX_Aino has been HIT!! (52 damage)
[13:16] * @SX_Aino cries out as the multicolored hearts smash into her kneecaps, cracking them, she drops to the ground
[13:16] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh god! That was BRUTAL
[13:17] <@SX_Aino> Mom don't push me...
[13:17] <Super Sailor Venus> Show me what you can do, Sakura-chan!!
[13:18] [842 HP / 483 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @SX_Aino reaches out and grabs all the iron in Mom's blood and makes it release the oxygen it carries (-500 MP)
[13:18] [393 HP / 555 MP ] Super Sailor Venus has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (517 damage)
[13:19] * Super Sailor Venus drops to the ground, suddenly lightheaded, no air... feels like she's drowning..
[13:19] * @SX_Aino quickly reverses that before damage is done
[13:19] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> I don't understand what just happened, but Sakura reached her hand out, and Aino Minako just dropped onto the ground!
[13:20] [842 HP / 471 MP] @SX_Aino runs up to mom and slams her with a kick to the midsection using her adamantium-soled shoes (-12 MP)
[13:20] [346 HP / 587 MP] Super Sailor Venus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (47 damage)
[13:21] * Super Sailor Venus skids across the ground, crying out, spitting up a bit of blood
[13:21] [842 HP / 465 MP] @SX_Aino peppers Mom with high-energy crescent beams tuned to the gamma ray spectrum (-6 MP)
[13:21] [323 HP / 595 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (23 damage)
[13:22] * Super Sailor Venus winces, her fuku torn up by the beams
[13:23] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Sakura and Minako are beating each other to within an inch of their lives!
[13:23] * @SX_Aino is glad her full-senshi form gives her such a good healing factor
[13:25] * Super Sailor Venus gets back up and spits out some blodd, leveling her fingers at Sakura-chan's forehead
[13:25] [323 HP / 95 MP] SPECIAL ATK: Super Sailor Venus Crescent... Beam.... (-500 MP)
[13:26] [397 HP / 493 MP ] @SX_Aino has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (445 damage)
[13:26] * @SX_Aino is SHOT in the HEAD by a crescent beam... and just keels over, eyes wide...
[13:27] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh my god... with one Shot, Venus has gotten close to evening this fight back up, but does she have the MP to capitalize?
[13:28] [323 HP / 78 MP] Super Sailor Venus grabs Sakura-chan by the legs, lifting her in the air and SLAMMING her into the wall (-17 MP)
[13:28] [397 HP / 498 MP] @SX_Aino has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[13:28] * @SX_Aino slips her legs out of Mom's grip in a desperate move
[13:29] [323 HP / 40 MP] Super Sailor Venus Sailor V kicks Sakura-chan in the butt as she drops to the ground, crashing her into the ceiling (-38 MP)
[13:29] [359 HP / 545 MP] @SX_Aino has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (38 damage)
[13:30] * @SX_Aino CRASHES into the ceiling and drops to the ground, her limbs not responding to her...
[13:30] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, Sakura is being massacred! But Minako's MP is getting lower each time!
[13:31] [323 HP / 15 MP] Super Sailor Venus Kicks Sakura-chan in the head "GIVE UP!" (-25 MP)
[13:31] [359 HP / 546 MP] @SX_Aino has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[13:31] * @SX_Aino rolls away "NO"
[13:31] [323 HP / -18 MP] Super Sailor Venus picks up Sakura-chan and b[BLEEP]chSLAPS her, tears in her eyes "Come on..." OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-33 MP)
[13:31] * @SX_Aino blocks Mom's weak attack
[13:32] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Uh-oh! Minako is out of power!
[13:32] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, will we have a new boss?
[13:32] [359 HP / 539 MP] @SX_Aino headbutts mom "I'm just as stubborn as you!" (-7 MP)
[13:32] [302 HP / 33 MP] Super Sailor Venus has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (21 damage)
[13:32] * Super Sailor Venus staggers back
[13:33] [302 HP / 15 MP] Super Sailor Venus headbutts back "NO YOU'RE NOT I'M MORE STUBBORN THAN YOU" (-18 MP)
[13:33] [306 HP / 546 MP] @SX_Aino has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (53 damage)
[13:33] <@SX_Aino> GARRGH
[13:33] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> They are now 4 HP apart!
[13:34] [306 HP / 544 MP] @SX_Aino pokes mom in the EYES (-2 MP)
[13:34] [263 HP / 25 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (39 damage)
[13:34] <Super Sailor Venus> ITTAI!
[13:34] <@SX_Aino> RIC FLAIR PWNS j00
[13:35] [263 HP / 3 MP] Super Sailor Venus stabs out with her hand, not able to see, punching at Sakura-chan's face (-22 MP)
[13:35] [272 HP / 563 MP] @SX_Aino has been HIT!! (34 damage)
[13:35] * @SX_Aino gets a bloody nose ><
[13:36] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara, it's becoming a streetfight!
[13:37] [272 HP / 559 MP] @SX_Aino Unsheathes Arataka and WHAPS mom on the side of the face with the flat of the blade (-4 MP)
[13:37] [239 HP / 16 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been HIT!! (24 damage)
[13:37] <Super Sailor Venus> ITTAI~
[13:38] * Super Sailor Venus 's face is red from the hit
[13:39] [239 HP / -21 MP] Super Sailor Venus whips out the V-chan striking Katana and does the same hit back to Sakura-chan OUT OF MANA - ATTACK FAILS! (-37 MP)
[13:39] * Super Sailor Venus watches the rusty blade break
[13:39] <Super Sailor Venus> ARTEMIS YOU BAKA WHY DIDN'T YOU REPAIR THIS
[13:40] <catablanca> DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO PASS A KATANA OUT OF YOUR ASS
[13:40] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Ara....
[13:40] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Urgh...
[13:40] <@SX_Aino> BO HA HA HA
[13:41] [272 HP / 542 MP] @SX_Aino runs up to mom, ducks low and smashes her in the stomach with the 500-hit-in-a-second Kachü Tenshin Amaguriken (-17 MP)
[13:42] [239 HP / -16 MP] Super Sailor Venus has DODGED the attack! (0 damage)
[13:42] * Super Sailor Venus pulls back
[13:42] <@SX_Aino> I'm TAKING THIS FIGHT RIGHT NOW!
[13:42] * @SX_Aino levels Arataka at mom
[13:43] <@SX_Aino> The Special attack I learned from my adopted family clan, the pride of the Shinguuji clan---
[13:43] [272 HP / 42 MP] SPECIAL ATK: @SX_Aino Hajya... Kensei.... OUKA... HOUSHIN! (-500 MP)
[13:43] * @SX_Aino hurls a huge wave of ki at mom from her blade
[13:44] [-339 HP/ 2 MP] Super Sailor Venus has been STUNNED by a special attack and LOST A TURN! (opponent go TWICE) (578 damage)
[13:44] Super Sailor Venus has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[13:44] * Super Sailor Venus cries out, her fuku blasted to pieces, melted and fused, as she drops to the ground, charred and smoking
[13:44] * Super Sailor Venus is now known as C'est_la_V
[13:45] <@SX_Aino> So let it be written, so let it be done~
[13:45] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> And we have a new boss....
[13:45] <C'est_la_V> - NEVER -
[13:45] <@SX_Aino> WE HAD A DEAL
[13:46] <C'est_la_V> GO TO YOUR ROOM
[13:46] <@SX_Aino> WHAT
[13:46] <C'est_la_V> I'M YOUR MOTHER AND I SAID GO TO YOUR ROOM!
[13:46] <@SX_Aino> BUT MAWWM
[13:46] <C'est_la_V> YOU CAN'T HAVE GINGA AND THAT'S FINAL!!
[13:46] <@SX_Aino> :<
[13:48] <[gTV]Reiko_Aya> Whoah! Boss Minako is using her parent powers to get out of the deal!
[13:49] <@SX_Aino> THIS ISN'T FAIR
[13:49] <C'est_la_V> I'm your MOTHER I Don't HAVE to be FAIR!
[13:49] <@SX_Aino> Man...
[13:49] <C'est_la_V> GO RIGHT NOW
[13:49] *** @SX_Aino [user-999who@TARDIS6787.panopticon7.gallifrey.sen] has quit IRC (MAN)
[13:49] * C'est_la_V is glad that worked ><
[13:51] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Well that was a brutal match! Aino Minako might have the network, but her daughter is the one who advances into the finals, the next Generation of Suburban Senshi taking the field!
[13:52] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Next time, Artemis D. Cat vs Meioh Setsuna!
[13:52] *** Disconnected
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