NEWLY REMASTERED: All Season 1 episodes in novel format, updated to reflect the changes in Suburban Senshi over the years! The DEFINITIVE version of Season 1!
The one that started it all! Inspired by a SPAM message to alt.fan.sailor-moon, the very FIRST look into the privately dysfunctional lives of the Outer Sailor Senshi!!
What's this? The Outer Senshi are back? That's right! Just in time to be
late for Bishojo Sesnhi Sailor Moon's Tenth Anniversary, the brand-new,
irregularly released fanfic comedy series! A Situation Comedy: SUBURBAN
SENSHI!
What's this? Haruka's discovered the Internet? Why is Michiru mad at eBay?
And why is Setsuna going insane? Hotaru, this is all your fault! The brand
new Situation Comedy: SUBURBAN SENSHI, continues with its second episode!!
EHH?! Chibiusa doesn't like Pegasus anymore?! What do you mean, "you've got
your Mamo-chan now?!" But wait, so does Usagi! Setsuna, what have you
done?! And who's this joining the cast?! Bad Speeches! BATTLE! Weird mad
doings as SUBURBAN SENSHI enters midseason with its SWEEPS episode! A
special SUPER service edition!
Michiru's new painting is revealed, and you'll never believe what it is!
Can you see it? Oh my GOD!! Jedite and Michiru must go out into the world
while Professor Tomoe prepares to put down Pegasus! Setsuna, what have you
done to your face?! Crazy action while Haruka and Hotaru take a break so
they can answer YOU, the fans, as we take a special look into "The Secret
World of Kaioh Michiru", today on Episode Four of Suburban Senshi!
Everything can be explained, if you just look hard enough. Well this week
we see that our writers have been looking hard! Or is that hardly
looking?!? Who knows?? A very complicated day when questions are answered,
answers are questioned, and people explode!! So pay attention, and let's
all root for Mr. Satan, today on Episode Five of Suburban Senshi!
Endymion is Setsuna's WHAT?! Setsuna is Hotaru's WHO?! Professor
Tomoe is possessed by a HORSE?! And the true fate of the Inner Senshi
REVEALED! What Naoko did NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW! This week, endings end and
beginnings begin! Plotholes are filled and Season One of Suburban Senshi
goes out-- not with a whimper, but a BANG!!
It's break time! What do the Senshi do in between seasons?
It's no use bargaining with the Author!
For your pleasure and Enjoyment: Suburban Senshi presents our rendition of Hamlet, Prince of Denmark!
What the [BLEEP]?! Hamlet was NEVER like this!!
WHOOPEE! Suburban Senshi is back for another season, one with NO Retcons!
Last episode saw Haruka and Nephlite say goodbye in a big firey explosion,
and now Michiru is an emotional wreck! Well, she's wrecked, anyway! So
check out the aftermath of our universally-hated season finale, on the
Season Premiere of Suburban Senshi!
Oh, look! Michiru's doing some house cleaning! What? Those are precious
keepsakes she's burning? What's this in Naru-chan's cellar? So that's what
happened to--! Secrets, lies and deceptions! Today, on Suburban Senshi!
Ooh, Haruka's bringing Hotaru a peace offering! Isn't it CUTE?! What's
this? A DEMON!? Bad toy, BAD! Children's toys are not supposed to bring
DEMONS into the house! Crazy messed up hyperdimensional action, this week,
on Suburban Senshi!
Uh oh! It looks like the big bad aliens are coming! Can everyone get ready
in time? Haruka-san, this is NO time to be drinking! What is that alien
DOING?! They want secret information! Don't do it, Haruka-- for the sake of
humans everywhere! Today on Suburban Senshi, the war for Earth begins!
Haruka makes a weblog, and everyone's invited! The Genesis of Suburban Senshi on the Web!
Haruka-tachi have new neighbors! Wait a minute, they look sort of
familiar! And who's this new mysterious houseguest? Why is Michiru looking
so happy? Hotaru, what are you going to do with that guy?! Comedy, Romance
and Danger, all on this week's episode of Suburban Senshi!!
The author QUITS! Haruka takes over!!
Kaioh Michiru didn't just wake up one morning and decide that she needed to
conquer the planet... oh wait-- actually she did! For your amusement, the
sordid tale of her first foray into the realm of global dictatorship, on
Suburban Senshi's first ever WINTER SPECIAL!! This is the story that won Team
Suburban Senshi it's first Senshi'ichi Budokai (in a co-win with Sailor Moon!)
Hi, Everyone! Suburban Senshi is BACK! And this season, our cast is taking
a trip overseas! That's right! Everyone's going to a place called Papaya
Island, because there, in South City, every three years, there is a special
event-- a gathering of the world's best martial artists, where fighters vy
to be crowned the best in the world. It is the world's most famous and
revered martial arts tournament-- the Tenka-ichi Budokai. And the Suburban
Senshi are going to enter!!
Only ONE day from the start of the Tenka-ichi Budokai, things have already
started to heat up! Old enemies have reappeared, and cast members long
forgotten are starting to make surprise cameos! Is an aura of evil
descending yet again upon the Budokai? And I remember when it was all just
about the fights! SHEESH!!
It's finally time for everyone to draw their lots for positions in the
Tenka-ichi Budokai! I wonder who gets to fight whom? But strange things are
happening in and out of the arena! It looks like Haruka's in for a nasty
surprise! And who's this stalking Jedite! And why does Setsuna have to go
to the-- well, we can't spoil it anymore! Find out NOW, on this brand-new
episode of Suburban Senshi!!
Today, on a shocking episode of Suburban Senshi, the first two fights of
the 33rd Tenka-ichi Budokai take place! Elios and Tienshinhan fight it out,
and so do Jedite and Sailor Pluto! The winners may surprise you! Super-
violent, super-gross, the battles begin, today on Suburban Senshi: Budokai!
WHAAAAT?! Chibiusa-chan is a powerful warrior?! You've GOT to be joking! Who's
that shadowy person! Step into the light! Eww, that's nasty, step back into
the dark! Strange things are happening at the Tenka-ichi Budokai, this week on
Suburban Senshi! The first round is about to come to a surprising end, so get
ready for it, as Chibiusa battles Mutanex, the Michael Jackson wannabe, and
Haruka makes her debut against the mighty Daimon Skeletor!
Today, on a special COMMERICAL FREE episode of Suburban Senshi, we move ever-closer to
our SHOCKING season finale! But we can't tell you anything more, because to know it too soon would BLOW YOUR
MIND! KYAAAAA! I also have to warn all the parents out there that this episode BRUTALLY ABUSES rhymes! So protect
the little children!
Finally, the longest-ever story in Suburban Senshi history comes to a close! Will Haruka beat Mecha-Chibiusa and earn her
place in the finals? Will Hotaru finally settle her blood fued with Elios? Oh no! It's Great Evil! And our heroes are helpless! Whatever can they do? Ehh?!
Kaiou-sama has a plan?! What's he thinking? Why are Jedite and Haruka dancing?! What the [BLEEP] is going on?! Who will win the 33rd Tenka-ichi
Budokai? Find out today, in the super action-packed Season Three Finale of Suburban Senshi! Plot is SUPER optional!
Originally an Omake- The Suburban Senshi get IRC-- this is the short that spawned the phenomenon that is Suburban Senshi IRC.
Tomoe Hotaru is targeted by a sinister fiend with a malicious grudge!
Can she survive his hideous tricks and traps? The shocking tale of her
humiliation and defeat, brought to you for the first time ever!
This is the story that won Team Suburban Senshi it's second
Senshi'ichi Budokai!
The (previously) unfinished Christmas special that was to show the fall of Crystal Tokyo. Parts of it have been depricated by the timeline altering events depicted in Sakura's Tale Act 0 (see below). This is the completed, wholly canonical portion (plus updated material to bring it in line with the new Chronology ala Sakura's tale.) Part 1 was written by Dr. Xadium,
Part 2 by the winner of the "Episode 20 Ending" contest, Yaijinden. Both parts are to be considered full canon.
Also included are the other reader-submitted conclusions, which could be considered "alternate timeline" variations on the ending.
Team Ten'ou and Team Tomoe battle it out for honor, glory, and control! Haruka and Hotaru's friends duel to see who gets to give the orders in a best of seven matchup!
This episode: Cowpie tossing!
Duel 2: Iron Chef battle!
Duel 3: LAN Deathmatch!
Duel 4: A Musical Throwdown in Azabu Juuban!
Duel 5: Full on Musical production battle: Part 1
Duel 5: Full on Musical production battle: Part 2
The Darkest Chapter in Suburban Senshi history. A brutal murder leads to all the senshi being pushed to their breaking points and
beyond. Can they survive the inner demons that torture them? Or will they fall to the darkness in their hearts?
Love is in the air, and life is good-- but soon Hotaru begins to experience growing pains, and feelings for the one man no one would ever suspect. A new force is on the move. (IRC Format)
The Senshi begin to experience horrific nightmares. One of their number is murdered. Jedite falls. (IRC Format)
As Minako forces herself to stay transformed, Dr. Xadium watches the woman he loves slip away from him.
Haruka and Michiru's private battle against the nightmares. (IRC Format)
Xadium and Minako's last night together.
NOTE: This fic is rated R. It was written for a slashfic contest (and it took second place!) some years after the saga was over, although it's not slash per se but "angsty het".
While really it is probably PG-13 because there are no explicit physical descriptions, I choose to bump it up to R because there are heavy adult
themes at the end, and yes, it is actually a metaphor and not totally gratuitous.
The enemy finally reveals itself to the weary and fractured senshi.
The battle for the future begins against an enemy who knows the senshi better than they know themselves. (IRC Format)
The senshi fight nobly, courageously-- but futiley. Their darkest chapter ends... with oblivion.
The Sailor Senshi have fallen.... But the Suburban Senshi will arise. (Rated R for language) (Script format)
(Idea by Furu, Edited by Ikari Shinji, chat format, RTF file format)
Dr. Xadium and a panel of reviewers comment on the movie scene by scene, revealing lots of production secrets, hidden references and ideas. (Rated R for language)
(Edited by Ikari Shinji, IRC chat format, RTF file format)
The Suburban Senshi engage in a round-table Question and Answer about the movie and its making. (Rated R for language)
This was to be the only time Xadium and Minako's grown up future child-- Sakura Xadium Aino-- showed up (to avoid Chibiusa syndrome),
with her in the far future, detailing the true "end" of Crystal Tokyo in Sub. Senshi continuity. Her character-- and the world of the future-- however, have proven to be interesting enough to many of the readers of Suburrban Senshi that a limited run miniseries (that is, perhaps four tales in all) chronicling her adventures as they relate to the
future of the Suburban Senshi will be created and produced. This, her debut story, can thus be considered "Act 0" for those tales, which ironically, will occur previous to this
one, but in the possible future of current Suburban Senshi continuity. In HTML IRC format, it also supplants the never completed episode 20. The other episodes will be prose.
Meet Sakura Aino, the child of Aino Minako and Dr. Xadium! Half Human, Half Gallifreyan, and with the powers of Venus, what kind of heroine will this next generation of Suburban Senshi be? But does she even WANT to be a hero? And what are the other senshi doing in this far future world? Read on to find out!
Sakura faces her greatest challenge yet as her worst fears come to pass. Her life takes an unexpected turn, and she finally comes to terms with both her human and Gallifreyan heritages.
As Sailor Galaxy V, Sakura roams the universe trying to obtain personal justice, not caring who gets in her way. But when a series of Senshi suicide bombers
begin terrorizing the Earth planets at the even of Serenity IV's coronation, she's forced into a conflict with the other Sailor Senshi that could cost her her life.
A short spamfic about the birds, bees, and Sakura Xadium Aino. (Rated TV-14)
Sakura and Eudial finally face each other, and their destinies, in the conclusion to Sakura's Tale!
A short tale setting up the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe that brings Sakura to our time, harmonizing things somewhat with the current state of Doctor Who canon (which we later ignore XD).
An anthology of sorts of short prose character pieces featuring the Sub Senshi, clustered around themes.
Hotaru comes to a new understanding about her father and his work.
The story of a love that survived the fall of an empire.
For her family, rei.bot will face the wrath of a god...
The morning after her first wedding anniversary, Minako reflects on the changes in her life.
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Trust (HAPPY BIRTHDAY REI.BOT)
rei.bot and Xadium reconcile.
Sakura reflects on the many sacrifices she has made in the Tairon War and assesses the direction of her life.
Three tales binding together the past, present and future of the Suburban Senshi.
Sakura tells Chibiusa a tale of school-age adventure and fun! Featuring The Vampire Lyrica Hubert.
Finally, the true tale of Michiru's Bid For Power after Season 3 can be told.
Minako and Xadium, Haruka and Michiru all have things to celebrate. But dark plans are in full effect. Will anyone escape with their sanity intact?!
At first, when Haruka makes a challenge to the inner senshi to have a friendly sparring tournament to see who's the BEST group of senshi,
it looks to be fun and games! But when things go nasty in the first exhibition match between Dr. Xadium and his daughter Sakura, things start
to take a more sinister turn...
Elios vs Jedite vs Tomoe to see who's the biggest evil of them all. Who will retain the crown? What will the fallout be? And what secret are the inners hiding?
The inners reveal their real reason for coming back through time, the enemy strikes again, and the course of battle takes a shocking turn.
>> 12/15/05
Followup Michiru vs. Rei (IRC format)
The future and the past collide as the truth about the inners' situation finally clears, and the nature of the enemy is revealed.
The Enemy makes good use of their stolen items. The end is coming...
The Final battle with the Enemy changes life at Suburban Senshi forever.
Tuxedo Mask finally becomes a man in this coming-of-age drama. (Rated R for unintentionally bad language) (Prose)
Note: This is a rare badly-subbed workprint edition bootlegged by Hong Kong Film Pirates, and as such is written in
ENGRISH, not English.
A Sinister plot finally brings Rei to a shocking revelation. But can she survive it?
Thanks to a shocking development, Rei's time with the Suburban Senshi is finally over. As one door closes, another opens.
Karasuma Akane reflects on her rebirth as an Animamate.
Sakura April meets the Wicker Man... and her destiny.
Haruka wants an A-Team parody, Haruka gets an A-Team Parody.
Tsukino Usagi has gone insane, and has been wrecking everyone's lives with the Ginzuishou! But now the time has come to take a stand
once and for all! In this, their last battle, will the Suburban Senshi be able to stop their most dangerous enemy of all-- their friend Usagi?!
