Suburban Senshi Entry #2189 - “In poor taste”
#2189 “In poor taste”
BIG_Green 03/12/2020
I don't understand why he keeps insisting on putting the ointment there. It's supposed to be sacred.
Reverend_H 03/12/2020
Guru Namek's got problems, yo
SpeedRcr_X 03/12/2020
Man. Man. Why can't the Coronavirus be a virus that gives me Corona beer.
// J_Daito // 03/12/2020
Well if you wait for everyone else to die + about a week, then all the stocks of Corona in the world will be yours?
SpeedRcr_X 03/12/2020
That's too long
Flame_Sniper 03/12/2020
...ass.
SpeedRcr_X 03/12/2020
No I got that covered, I bought all the tissue paper in Juban
C'est_La_V 03/12/2020
SO IT WAS YOU!!!
FireFly_9 03/12/2020
I don't see why it matters, Haruka-poppa refuses to stop touching her face. If it wasn't for the fact she's banned from the afterlife she would be the first to go.
Mdm_Maestro 03/12/2020
I tried to dissuade her by placing boxing gloves on her hands, dear. She simply succeeded in knocking herself unconscious. Constantly.
SpeedRcr_X 03/12/2020
I have a beautifully handsome face and must experience it several times a day.
FireFly_9 03/12/2020
You could just look in Michiru-momma's mirror for that.
SpeedRcr_X 03/12/2020
Nah she taped it up with a picture of herself that she stares at every morning softly chucking "o ho ho ho ho Am I not the most elegant?"
Mdm_Maestro 03/12/2020
Well it's the mirror's fault for showing me lies about myself. It claims I cannot cook. That is, as they say these days, such "fake news"
.'~SugaBB_2999~'. 03/12/2020
tell dat 2 your victams omg
setsy_meioh 03/12/2020
Yes, in this house it's not the Coronavirus we need to fear, it's your cooking.







July 5, 1999: The Three Lights were switched in age with a young girl, when Mistress Nine attacked using U-Pasokon, determined to gain control of the Golden Crystal. As the Senshi huddled around Sailor Mercury, Pegasus swooped in, callously watching from the distance. Mamoru got mortified as his steel-tipped rose was crushed. When all hope seemed lost, the Senshi got a break through sudden incompetence on the part of the villain. Sailor Moon used the Rainbow Moon Heartache attack to win.
 


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<// J_Daito //> [Chick] Hey baby... is that a marmoset in your slacks or are you glad to see me?


 
My name is Meioh Setsuna. After taking a severe demotion at work even after years of painstaking guard duty and babysitting an ungrateful child who repaid me by trying to steal my man, now it is my task to present you these archives of other people who are generally not me having fun on the internet. So, enjoy it. And tell me what enjoyment feels like because to me it is a dead memory. Dead, like me inside.



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Oh, hello dears. Obviously, I, "Michiru", need no introduction, but as a courtesy I shall remind you that I, Kaioh Michiru, scion of the venerable Kanzaki family, am a world-famous concert violinist and painter. Here you shall find a rare and exciting opportunity to browse my exceptional galleria which, of course, features not my own works (which are limited to the eyes of the super-elite) but those of inferior talents to whom I am regrettably indebted for web hosting space. Do enjoy~



Hino Rei here. I am the Head Priestess of the Hikawa Jinja in Azabu-Juuban (where we're currently offering a discount on blessings.) I graduated from Toyo Eiwa's graduate program in business, and I collect many different kinds of manga along with my husband Yuuichiro. You can see some of the various pixel manga I've collected on my old Toyo Eiwa homepage, which Tomoe-hakase has archived for me here. If you'd like to visit the shrine, please do, my grandfather has retired to help run a martial arts dojo in Nerima. So there will be no problems.

So some stories sprawl so significantly that simply sticking to a single canonical continuum is completely constricting, creating conditions ripe for revolutionary revisions to the holistic hierarchy of history itself. Such is the stimulus that spawned the Suburban Senshi Expanded Universe, which I, Sakura Xadium Aino, am part and parcel of! Take a trip into the tantalizing tangle of tales told beyond a town in Tokyo-- twisting and turning through Time and Space, constantly collaborated on by our community of valued visitors!



Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Jay Daito. I am a man of wealth and taste who has been around for a long, long year and, thanks to the financial sway of my Dark Intellectual Property Management Shell Corporation in the Cayman Islands, I have managed to achieve the long-desired, passionate merger of the venerable Sailor Moon Forums with the Suburban Senshi forums, thus bringing me closer to my goal of world domination happiness and joy for all mankind. Please feel free to click below and partake of the forums, but be warned, I am the only one permitted to Troll the premises~



The sheer amount of data that can be collected on a person in his day and age is truly, astoundingly magnificent, and thanks to the power of Mizunomics Quantum-scale computing and Haruka-san's abysmal security practices, I have been able to amass portfolios on so many people, places and things it's astonishing! Science is truly the god of mankind, and I am deeply in love with its tender intellectual embrace. You may access my data below.



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Knight Rider, September 24th
February 11th 2018
Ten'ou Haruka

This is why we can't come back to Japan, dears.
February 11th 2018
Kaioh Michiru

Meditations on Stress
February 11th 2018
Tomoe Hotaru

tits tuuf bang a jok
February 11th 2018
Tsukino Chibiusa

SO HOW BADLY WILL THIS BREAK THINGS
May 29th 2018
Souichi Tomoe

Where's the anti-Grimdark Mahjou Shoujo of today?
May 29th 2018
Aino Minako

RIP Charlton Heston
May 29th 2018
Artemis

Something wonderful happened to me in Paris two...
February 11th 2018
Hino Rei

You can Shut up now.
February 11th 2018
Jedite

~snowfall~
February 11th 2018
hino rei.bot

I feel... strange.
February 11th 2018
Furuhata Motoki

Check hotmail in Thunderbird
February 11th 2018
Karasuma Akane

It's got a rude Domain name but...
February 11th 2018
Aya Reiko

TNG Rap (Explicit Lyrics yo)
February 11th 2018
Rev. H. Elios

test2
February 11th 2018
Gemini Sunrise / Dr. X



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