We are as honored as you are to have you present at our humble union. The use of flash photography is expressly forbidden, as we will have our own professional portrait service hadling affairs. We respectfully request that all small children and loudmouth boors be segregated from the main party in order to keep order in the main hall, or we cannot be responsible for our actions. We hope this event will live on in your memories as an inspiration for the heights your ordinary lives may never reach.

Kaioh Michiru and Ten'ou Haruka