...or 10 reasons why this movie ROCKED!
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1. the bamboo man
Evil lord of Dark Powers. He can make his eyes glow. He yells a lot.
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2. raspmutant
The quintessential power-hungry sidekick with delusions of grandeur. He
squeals when in pain. Thus, he squeals a lot.
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3. the sheriff of ching wa county
The Man. Not only a snappy dresser, Not only a master of kickass
sound FX, Not only Lord of the Sais... he is the master of all that is
Kung Fu. With his snappy dialogue and tremendous staying power, he simply
rules. Even Chen Chow Mein has trouble with this guy.
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4. the imperial torture master
Second only to the Sheriff of Ching Wa County in the Badass department.
He's got a lot of funky torture devices, makes insane noises and lacks
many front teeth. Ain't nobody matches him for style, buds.
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5. dar ling
He's one of the Sheriff's henchmen, but is he a henchman? With a
penchant for large fans, a sensitive schnozz and an air of just plain
wierdness about him, dar ling makes the perfect... something or other.
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6. ba foon
Master of Chicken-Style Kung Fu, Ba Foon can peck your eyes out when
yer not lookin', so be careful. Don't expect him to pass any IQ tests
anytime soon, though.
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7. the old wise guy
If you can catch him between drinks and have enough gold to keep him
happy and a load of time on your hands, you can get service from the
man who claims to "tell all for a price that is small". Just don't
ring his doorbell.
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8. chen chow mein
Leader of the Kung Fu Rascals. Master Thief. Knower of that which is.
Chen uses many martial arts moves, including the
proven-to-be-obsolete-for-centuries Sticky Flypaper Technique, to fight
the villanous tyranny of the Bamboo Man.
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9. lao ze
He wears a wig to look like Bruce Lee. Master of one out of the three
elements of Kung Fu, Lao seeks to know more of the secrets of the
philosophy of Kung Fu. His enemies think he's "super tough."
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10. reepo
With Methane emissions that could ignite thermonuclear explosions, a keen
tracking skill, a huge appetite and a not-bad falling skill, Reepo is the
ultimate comic relief for the side of light.
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