[03:42] <CÚst_la_V> Are you feeling any better, Hotaru-chan?
[03:43] <FireFly_9> Yes... but I still ponder things.
[03:43] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I try not to do that too much
[03:43] <CÚst_la_V> Haruka-san, where are you now??
[03:44] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm in Stockholm, in an internet cafe'
[03:44] <CÚst_la_V> Wow I wish I was on an exciting international trip!!
[03:45] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Erm, it ain't that exciting, Michi cut off my cash and I'm broke... I'm sleeping in the back of the cafe and washing dishes to earn the Kronor to get on a plane back to Nihon
[03:46] <FireFly_9> Well it is your fault you know, you're stalking her...
[03:47] <CÚst_la_V> LMAO then you have nothing to worry about :)
[03:47] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Huh?
[03:47] <// J_Daito //> Elton's bread is buttered the other way
[03:48] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So what, shemight figure she's the one to change him!
[03:48] <CÚst_la_V> But Michiru-san's buttered differently too, ne??
[03:49] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Michi... goes where the fun is, ok?
[03:49] <FireFly_9> Only in your paranoid mind, Haruka-poppa
[03:50] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man
[03:50] <CÚst_la_V> I always thought you two had the perfect relationship...
[03:51] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That s[BLEEP]t only exists in storybooks... I'm not saying we're not tight, but
[03:51] <FireFly_9> But you're insanely jealous and insecure...
[03:51] <// J_Daito //> How sweet, Ten'ou..
[03:52] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> f[BLEEP] you jed
[03:52] <// J_Daito //> hahahaahah
[03:53] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I just keep a close watch on those close to me, unlike some people who don't even BOTHER to check on them...
[03:53] <CÚst_la_V> Are you implying something?!
[03:55] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You're so laissez faire that aliens could abduct him and you'd just sit there
[03:55] <CÚst_la_V> :P It's called "trust"
[03:55] <=^catablanca^=> No, it's called "being lazy"
[03:56] <CÚst_la_V> Oh don't YOU start!!
[03:56] <=^catablanca^=> "But Artemis, I can't go look now, I have to see what happens on the Young and the Restless"
[03:58] <CÚst_la_V> Hai! I "trust" that he would want me to be HAPPY!!
[03:58] <=^catablanca^=> :P
[03:59] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, you've obviously never been betrayed or backstabbed by the one you loved...
[04:00] <=^catablanca^=> Hah, there was Higashi, then Kaitou, then Alan...
[04:00] <CÚst_la_V> Quiet!!
[04:03] <=^catablanca^=> Oh yeah oh yeah and Otonaru, and the Amazon guys...
[04:04] * CÚst_la_V smacks Artemis
[04:04] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look, all that is child's play compared to me... do you know how hard...
[04:04] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- grabs a mic
[04:05] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How... terribly hard it is for me... ME, a free spirit, a lone ranger hardened by the woes of the world
[04:06] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> to open my heart to anyone?! I've invested my LIFE in this relationship!!
[04:06] <FireFly_9> There is NO evidence to support the contention that Michiru-momma is anything LESS than fairhful to you.
[04:07] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But I can't take the chance! I spend my life second-guessing EVERYTHING
[04:08] <// J_Daito //> I have some Doujin here that say different, Tomoe
[04:08] <CÚst_la_V> Doujinshi are just lies made to slander us!! They're nothing but tabloids!!
[04:10] <// J_Daito //> I think Aino has a point, I mean according to "Neptune Nuptials" she's cheating on you with me, Ten;ou
[04:10] * --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- punches Jed n the face
[04:10] <// J_Daito //> WTF moron it's not REAL
[04:11] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> that's for even THINKING about it, and for LOOKING at those pics
[04:11] <// J_Daito //> There's such a thing as being too overprotective, you know
[04:12] <FireFly_9> You know what they say... if you release a thing and it comes back to you, it is truly yours...
[04:13] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> that's a buncha crap invented by depressed people who want to justify their failure through false notions of proprietorial association
[04:14] <FireFly_9> ... please stop making up terms, Haruka-poppa.
[04:15] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look, I'm just watching my back
[04:16] <// J_Daito //> by inserting your foot. into your mouth. every time you see her.
[04:16] <FireFly_9> Jow many times have you been arrested on this trip, Haruka-poppa?
[04:17] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> shut up I dunno, six maybe
[04:17] <// J_Daito //> damn, woman
[04:17] <FireFly_9> HAruka-poppa, this needs to stop.
[04:18] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I fight fir love and justice, that's all! All's fair in love and war!!
[04:19] <CÚst_la_V> Haruka-san, you and Michiru-san need to have a "sit down" like on the Sopranos
[04:19] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, when I get back to Japan...
[04:20] <FireFly_9> I will send you the money to get home if you promise to come straught back here and cause no trouble.
[04:20] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Deal!
[04:20] <FireFly_9> You're decieving me, aren't you?
[04:21] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man... I just wanna make sure Michi doesn't make any "mistakes"...
[04:21] <CÚst_la_V> Ano... if Haruka-san starts dressing up like a Ninja I'm going to get very scared...
[04:22] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy S[BLEEP]T! Ninjitsu! Why didn't I think of that!! HELL yes! The ancient art of STEALTH!!
[04:23] <FireFly_9> oh my god...
[05:36] * spiritflame changes topic to `the gathering storm`
[05:36] <H3LLi05> hey suga babe, you up yet
[05:37] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> Y da fack R u tlaking 2 mi
[05:38] <H3LLi05> rememba dat ting u amd me talked about / well I be ready to carry dat s[BLEEP]t out
[05:38] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> fak u if u tink im gona halp u bich u 2 timned mi
[05:39] <H3LLi05> listen babe, forget all that / we both know dere's more important s[BLEEP]t to take a whack at
[05:39] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> U stopid batstard, no 1 wil lissen 2 u noe
[05:40] <H3LLi05> i know u all think i'm a sadass joke, but if you don't work with me you're gonna be the one who's up in smoke
[05:41] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> facker u suk
[05:41] <H3LLi05> oh you're dissin' me now? You forgot what you felt these past few months you forgotten sow?
[05:42] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ror U hart mi jast az bad bich
[05:42] <H3LLi05> hey i'm a playa, dat I don't deny, but we both know dere's bigga fish ta fry
[05:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ya wall i snt trast u
[05:43] <H3LLi05> face it, you pink haired dope, like it or not, I'm your last f[BLEEP]ing hope
[05:43] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> ,,,
[05:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> al rite mater facker i'l back yer az up 4 now
[05:44] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> bat dis sit bater wurk
[05:45] <H3LLi05> don't you worry, chibi girl / you and me, we gonna change da world
[05:45] <H3LLi05> word LIFE!
[05:45] <.`~SugaBB_2999~`.> i hop sew
[12:43] * spiritflame changes topic to `premonition`
[12:44] <FireFly_9> So you're the one making the site upgrades?
[12:45] <FireFly_9> I'm not certain, but it makes me feel odd whenever I contemplate it during my violin playing sessions...
[12:45] <spiritflame> stunning reversal
[12:46] <FireFly_9> rei.bot-san?
[12:46] <spiritflame> incomprehensible thing
[12:46] <spiritflame> systems in shock now
[08:39] <@SpeedRcrX> test
[08:39] * @spiritflame changes topic to `Backup channel in effect as of Sep. 07`
[08:52] <@spiritflame>

[08:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Holy crap on a stick back when my handle was puke ORANGE was the last time we used this place
[08:53] <FireFly_9> Back before you had OPs, too
[08:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Shiiiit
[08:53] <=^catablanca^=> Way to break the filter, Haruka
[08:53] <@Dr_Xadium> So this is what we're going to use as a stopgap measure, everyone.
[08:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Wow and my handle was different too!!
[08:55] <@SpeedRcrX> So realtime s[BLEEP]t huh that's pretty damn Raw considering we can't edit s[BLEEP]t
[08:55] <@spiritflame> do you fear it
[08:56] <@SpeedRcrX> I fear nothing :P
[08:56] <@Dr_Xadium> Anyway we're going to use /topic and the red line to signal day breaks
[08:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano... how long do you think this is going to go??
[08:57] <@Dr_Xadium> Until either Vizaweb fixes their FTP or we get a new host.
[08:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, my hatred ot Vizaweb is greater than even my hatred of you, Haruka.
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> So like if I kicked Vizaweb's ass would you come back to me?
[08:58] <Mdm_Maestro> Is that what you want?
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> ... STFU
[08:58] * Mdm_Maestro is away: O ho ho ho ho ho
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo neko
[09:02] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ??
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I heard Ami's birthday is on Sunday
[09:02] * [gTV]C'est_la_V looks at her watch
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> hai September 10
[09:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Whaddya think she'll want for her birthday, you know her better than me
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Batteries
[09:03] <FireFly_9> For her army of killer robots?
[09:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> no
[09:04] <FireFly_9> For a flashlight?
[09:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> NO
[09:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> LISTEN PEOPLE
[09:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan won't need ANY BATTERIES for her birthday!
[09:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> And I wish you'd stop spreading those LIES Minako-chan
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> LIES?!!
[09:05] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You and I BOTH SAW what Ms. Haruna took from her that time!!
[09:05] <@SpeedRcrX> OHHH *those* kinds of batteries
[09:06] <IrnChef_Jovian> Look that was a long time ago, she's grown an matured
[09:06] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Oh? She have a boyfriend??
[09:06] <IrnChef_Jovian> No
[09:07] * [gTV]C'est_la_V puts in the order for rechargable AAs
[09:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> Dammit Minako-chan shw WON'T NEED THEM
[09:07] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You keep SAYING THAT
[09:07] <IrnChef_Jovian> Look just buy her lingerie or something
[09:07] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> why the hell would I buy her lingerie
[09:08] <IrnChef_Jovian> nevermind sorry this restaurant paperwork is messing with my head gomen
[09:08] * IrnChef_Jovian is away 
[09:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Right
[09:09] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> okay...??
[09:11] <=^catablanca^=> I think Ami-chan woudl appreciate a gift certificate to Radio Shack
[09:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Who the f[BLEEP]k uses radio shack anymore
[09:11] <@SpeedRcrX> Don't tell me, did Artemis type on a TANDY
[09:12] <=^catablanca^=> Shut up, Tandys were cool
[09:12] <@SpeedRcrX> AHAHAAHAH You're so lame
[09:12] <=^catablanca^=> ><
[09:15] <@spiritflame> :O
[09:15] <FireFly_9> It is almost inconcievable to me that there was a time when she did not
[09:16] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow
[09:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Hey rei.bot do a haiku for me for old time's sake
[09:17] <@spiritflame> a flash of blue hair
[09:17] <@spiritflame> eyes wandering to her butt
[09:17] <@spiritflame> bulma's slap resounds
[09:18] <@SpeedRcrX> OH GOD DAMMIT
[09:18] <@spiritflame> hahaha
[08:55] <>

[08:56] // GINGA net.news FLASH // · · On Sept. 7, the former ninth planet was assigned the asteroid number 134340 by the Minor Planet Center (MPC), the official organization responsible for collecting data about asteroids and comets in our solar system. · ·
[08:56] <FireFly_9> Good Lord she's just a number now
[08:56] *** @SpeedRcrX has killed Frieza
[08:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Man
[08:57] <@SpeedRcrX> You know
[08:57] <FireFly_9> Do I?
[08:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Thinking of the end of Setsy's career as a Senshi I remember the official start of mine
[08:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What do you mean offical, Haruka-san??
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I'd been having dreams of the ruin for two years before I awoke officially
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> From 1989
[08:58] <FireFly_9> you knew you were Sailor Uranus?
[08:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Kinda
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I like saw images of myself in the past... and it scared em s[BLEEP]tless
[08:59] * FireFly_9 never knew
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, I was standing there, transformed, over a mountain of corpses...
[08:59] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> How horrible!!
[08:59] <@SpeedRcrX> You're telling me... that s[BLEEP]t traumatized me
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> I was in a f[BLEEP]king SKIRT
[09:00] <FireFly_9> ...
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> A KIRT
[09:00] <@SpeedRcrX> I was like HELL NO I don't want this
[09:00] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano
[09:00] <FireFly_9> That is the most ridiculous thing I have EVER heard.
[09:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Shut up miss black bodystocking
[09:01] <@SpeedRcrX> So anyway, things were quiet for 2 years
[09:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> AHAHAHAHA black bodystocking-chan
[09:01] <FireFly_9> Keh
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Then Michiru showed up that day I found an atavistic pre-daimon in the body shop that was working on my car
[09:02] <Mizunomics01> It's not every day one finds an atavistic Pre-Daimon
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I know right
[09:02] <@SpeedRcrX> So then Michiru shows up, annd transforms and I'm liek "HOLY s[BLEEP]t"
[09:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Seeing that can be a shock
[09:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah I was like "holy s[BLEEP]t I saw HER NAKED"
[09:03] <FireFly_9> Oh my god.
[09:03] <@SpeedRcrX> But I didn't have enough time to ponder this sexy fact because she got smashed against a wall and then I felt the power rise in me and the henshin stick appeared
[09:04] <@SpeedRcrX> and I didn't know where the hell this thing came from
[09:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> At least it didn't coem from Artemis' ass
[09:04] <=^catablanca^=> GAH
[09:04] <Mizunomics01> Mine came from Luna's rectum.
[09:04] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah so I thought Michi had produced it-- and you know what they look like-- so I was like s[BLEEP]t Michi this is not the time for sex games
[09:05] <FireFly_9> It's amazing you've lived this long, Haruka-poppa.
[09:05] <@SpeedRcrX> And then she goes "Don't touch it!!"
[09:05] <@SpeedRcrX> I was like "eww is that used" and then "ho s[BLEEP]t kinky" all in the same thought
[09:06] <=^catablanca^=> Thank GOD I was assigned to work with the inners ><
[09:06] <@SpeedRcrX> then I realised it was because she wanted me to have a choice about my destiny and s[BLEEP]t
[09:06] <@SpeedRcrX> But I wanted to save her so I grabbed it, and then I was like f[BLEEP]k does this mean she sees me naked too when I transform?
[09:07] <FireFly_9> /em is not thinking about this is not thinking about ANY OF THIS
[09:07] <@SpeedRcrX> But apparently she liked what she saw because after that she started taking rides in my car
[09:07] <@SpeedRcrX> mm...rides
[09:07] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Warui
[09:08] <FireFly_9> Indeed
[09:08] * @SpeedRcrX goes off to find promo pictures of Michi in concert to venerate
[09:08] <FireFly_9> "Venerate". Right.
[11:28] <>

[11:28] <=^catablanca^=> So after she stole his clothes and sold them on eBay the harassment stopped
[11:29] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL take that Federline
[11:29] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> It was hard getting into his house ><
[11:29] *** [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:29] <@spiritflame> Irasshai
[11:30] <> a/llreset
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[11:30] <@spiritflame> Irasshai
[11:30] * is now known as Chiba_M
[11:30] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:30] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Chiba_M
[11:31] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Chiba
[11:31] <Chiba_M> Haruka-san, Artemis, Minako-chan
[11:31] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Hi Hi!!
[11:31] <=^catablanca^=> Hey
[11:32] <> Hello Mamoru-san :)
[11:32] * is now known as flame_SNIPER
[11:32] <flame_SNIPER> Hello Mamor-san :D
[11:32] <Chiba_M> hi Rei-chan
[11:33] <Chiba_M> Am I late?
[11:33] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Late for what??
[11:34] <@SpeedRcrX> Heh didn't you see the news, Neko-chan?
[11:34] <=^catablanca^=> They announced that Pluto was given its official minor planet number, 134340
[11:35] <flame_SNIPER> Kami-sama, she's just a number now
[11:35] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Poor Setsuna-san... to have her career end like this...
[11:35] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah, "Minor Dwarf Planet Power Make-Up" just don't cut it
[11:36] <@SpeedRcrX> So in honor of the end of her life as a Sailor Senshi, I got Michi and 'Taru to grab Sets for one last party hurrah
[11:36] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Wai!! Wai!! A party!
[11:36] <[gTV]> And Ginga Will be covering it, we're even going to syndicate this one to USENET
[11:36] * [gTV] is now known as Karasuma_Akane
[11:37] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> And Ginga Will be covering it, we're even going to syndicate this one to USENET
[11:37] * [gTV] is now known as Aya_Reiko
[11:37] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, I think they're coming, I just got beeped on my Blackberry
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[11:37] <@spiritflame> Irasshai FireFly_9
[11:38] <FireFly_9> Setsuna-momma is NOT happy with the notion of this party
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[11:38] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mdm_Maestro
[11:38] <Mdm_Maestro> The words coming out of her mouth are SO uncouth!
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[11:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai 134340
[11:39] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[11:39] <134340> ... quiet
[11:39] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that's no way to reat your best friends
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[11:39] <@spiritflame> Irasshai
[11:39] * is now known as IrnChef_Jovian
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[11:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai
[11:40] <> ...
[11:40] * is now known as IrnChef_Jovian
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[11:40] <@spiritflame> Irasshai IrnChef_Jovian
[11:40] * is now known as Mizunomics01
[11:41] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:41] <@spiritflame> Irasshai Mizunomics01
[11:41] *** .'~SugaBB_2999~'. [cndygrrl@azabu-jh.ed.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[11:41] <@spiritflame> Irasshai .'~SugaBB_2999~'.
[11:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Look, Mako-chan, Ami-chan and Chibiusa-chan even showed up for the big day
[11:41] <134340> ...like vultures coming to the site of hanging
[11:42] <IrnChef_Jovian> Setsuna-san :<
[11:42] <Mizunomics01> Really, we just want to commiserate with you on the final day of your job. Ever.
[11:42] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshshs puu u gat demated
[11:43] <134340> Small Lady... how I wasted my life behind you T_T
[11:43] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror ur jast jeloz of mai az
[11:43] <Chiba_M> Setsuna-san, I'm so sorry
[11:43] <134340> Endymion-sama... I... I gace my all in your service
[11:44] <Reverend_H> Not as much as she WANTED to give, yo
[11:44] <FireFly_9> Elios, be quiet ><
[11:44] <Chiba_M> Setsuna, I--
[11:44] * is now known as // KuNZiT3 //
[11:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> you may not touch the master!
[11:45] <@SpeedRcrX> The Master?
[11:45] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ror hez gey 4 popa
[11:45] <// KuNZiT3 //> quiet you lolicon freaK!
[11:45] * // KuNZiT3 // will not allow senshi FILTH to sully his master!
[11:46] <@SpeedRcrX> No you just want him to wallow in s[BLEEP]ttenou
[11:46] <// KuNZiT3 //> I've HAD it with you, URANUS
[11:46] <@SpeedRcrX> You'll never have my Uranus, we all know it's Chiba's Uranmus you want~
[11:46] <FireFly_9> My god this is digusting
[11:46] <134340> ...
[11:47] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano, that's all we ever do?
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Ok people, ok, settle down
[11:48] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `Setsuna's Farewell Party`
[11:48] <134340> ... Thank you, Haruka-san
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> What's with the "-san", we're buddies, right?
[11:49] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean I remember the time we first met, back after Michi had awakened me as a Senshi in the back of my Toyota...
[11:49] <Mdm_Maestro> It was the Ferarri, dear
[11:50] <FireFly_9> TOO MUCH INFORMATION
[11:50] <flame_SNIPER> Yeck...
[11:50] <IrnChef_Jovian> C'mon guys, we shouldn't make fun of their relationship! Two women can love each other, ne, Ami-chan?
[11:50] <Mizunomics01> What do you mean, Mako-chan?
[11:51] <IrnChef_Jovian> ... T_T
[11:51] <=^catablanca^=> okay...
[11:51] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah Michi and I were dicussing how to stop the ruin
[11:51] <FireFly_9> And how to kill me
[11:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Nah, remember this was before we knew you were alive
[11:52] <Mdm_Maestro> Killing you was an idea we had later, dear.
[11:52] <FireFly_9> Thank you SO much
[11:52] <Reverend_H> I can give you a small death, yo
[11:53] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hay elioz ur mai men bichaz
[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> ANYWAY
[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Sets showed up, I was hanging out at Michis' place because my apartment was full
[11:54] <Mdm_Maestro> ...Full of soiled underwear and garbage from floor to waist height
[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> They don't need to know that s[BLEEP]t
[11:54] <flame_SNIPER> We ALL know that
[11:55] <@SpeedRcrX> and Setsuna comes by posing as an investment broker named Trista Meioh with some hot stock tips
[11:55] <Mdm_Maestro> Haruka stole my wallet and invested
[11:55] <Mdm_Maestro> And we saw AMAZING growth in the portfolio
[11:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Because Setsuna-san was using future knowledge to pick the stocks??
[11:56] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah man, we were STINKING rich. Each of us had a damn SKYSCRAPER overlooking the Tokyo Delta flanking Mugen
[11:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Those were the days~
[11:57] <134340> ...I'm suprised you even remember my generosity
[11:58] <@SpeedRcrX> Generosity my ass, you threatened to turn us in to the taxman if we didn't help you investigate Mugen ><
[11:59] <134340> The two of you were too busy makin out to do your duty, what else was i supposed to do!
[12:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshssh Puu sed "makang ot"
[12:00] <134340> Oh don't act like you don't know what those words mean, you lascivious child, always lusting after the KING
[12:00] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o lyke u wararent!111
[12:01] * 134340 has nothing but RESPECT for Mamoru-san
[12:02] <Mizunomics01> You respect him in much the same way Rei-chan does. With offerings of dripping Saliva
[12:02] <flame_SNIPER> HEY I don't make fun of Your obsession with Urawa!
[12:02] <IrnChef_Jovian> Oh Urawa-san's not a problem anymore... hehehe
[12:02] <Mizunomics01> Makoto, we dont' speak of that incident with the crowbar.
[12:03] <IrnChef_Jovian> Gomen, gomen~
[12:03] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano... what have you guys been doing...??
[12:03] <FireFly_9> Sempai, I don't think we want to know.
[12:03] <flame_SNIPER> Minako-chan, Hotaru-chan's right
[12:04] <Mizunomics01> Really, you all have the most overactiv imaginations ><
[12:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> Unfortunately
[12:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ehh??
[12:04] <IrnChef_Jovian> Unfortunately, you guys are SO PERVERTED that's ALL YOU THINK OF
[12:04] <Reverend_H> Nice save there, jugs
[12:05] <IrnChef_Jovian> Thajks El-- I MENA SHUT UP
[12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Sets was like the master of the enigmatic smile and s[BLEEP]t
[12:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Anytime you asked her a f[BLEEP]king question of substance all you got back was that damn smile
[12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> "Yo Sets the talismans are back together does that mean the world is going to end?" --Enigmatic smile
[12:07] <@SpeedRcrX> "Yo sets the helicopter is exploding can you help us get out" --Enigmatic smile
[12:08] <[gTV]Aya_Reiko> Ara, when I think of a "Flaming Wreck" I think of Kunzite-san
[12:08] <// KuNZiT3 //> I'LL KILL YOU ANIMAMATE
[12:09] <[gTV]> Oh shut up you Fabio wannabe
[12:09] * [gTV] is now known as Karasuma_Akane
[12:09] <[gTV]Karasuma_Akane> Oh shut up you Fabio wannabe
[12:09] <134340> Is this party really about me...?
[12:10] <// KuNZiT3 //> ME ME ME why does everything have to be about YOU you oversized red-eyed brocolli-haired REJECT of the SENSHI
[12:11] * 134340 doesn't even have a big-assed key to hit him over the head with any longer T_T
[12:11] *** @SpeedRcrX has kicked // KuNZiT3 // from #suburbansenshi REASON: ( GTFO my internets)
[12:12] <134340> Thank you, Haruka
[12:12] <Reverend_H> Ok Ok Ok I'll start yo
[12:12] <Reverend_H> I knew this broad since back in DA DAY 10,000 years ago
[12:13] <Reverend_H> Anytime Prince Dorkius of Earth there would come to Endymion to check on the crystal, she'd be followin; on like a puppy who'd lost its bone
[12:13] <Reverend_H> (much like da prince himself, yo)
[12:13] <Chiba_M> HEY
[12:13] <flame_SNIPER> Take that back! He's ALL man
[12:13] <134340> Indeed!
[12:14] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Ano... Mamoru-san is like some kind of Tenchi~
[12:14] <Chiba_M> Heheheh
[12:14] <@SpeedRcrX> YO Chiba
[12:14] <Chiba_M> ?
DCC Chat Session
Client: @SpeedRcrX
Acknowledging Chat Request...
[12:15] <@SpeedRcrX> Yo Chiba, You're under my spell
[12:15] <Chiba_M> ok
[12:15] <@SpeedRcrX> f[BLEEP]k that was easy
[12:15] <Chiba_M> .
[12:16] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm gonna call you on your keitai and ask yo uto do something then you do it ok
[12:16] <Chiba_M> okay
DCC Session Closed

[12:16] * @SpeedRcrX makes a phone call
[12:16] * Chiba_M is away: phone
[12:17] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Setsuna-san alwauys did the right thing by telling us what you two were doing, Haruka-san, when you wouldn't share information
[12:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Hah she just wanted more lambs to the slaughter
[12:17] <134340> That's slanderous
[12:17] * Chiba_M is back
[12:18] <Chiba_M> Rei-chan
[12:18] <flame_SNIPER> Yes?
[12:18] <Chiba_M> I've a little teapot, short and stout, I want you to handle my spout <3
[12:19] <flame_SNIPER> ./me turns beet red
[12:19] * flame_SNIPER turns beet red
[12:19] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> POP WTF
[12:19] <FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa stop hypnotizinf Mamoru-san
[12:20] <Reverend_H> Cuz yo too damn ugly, thus he keep waking from da spell
[12:20] <134340> I HATE YOU
[12:21] <=^catablanca^=> I never talked to Setsuna-san much, except for that oen time she tols me she was taking Diana away to make her run the Time Door / Gate thing.
[12:21] <FireFly_9> She stole away your child?
[12:22] <=^catablanca^=> Yes >< T_T
[12:22] <134340> I just... someone needed to guard the door!
[12:22] <=^catablanca^=> Guard the door while you were too busy PEEPING on the KING
[12:22] <134340> What am I NOT ALLOWED to have a ife?!
[12:23] <134340> Look at me, I don't have a JOB I don't even have a NAME anymore T_T
[12:23] <134340> All I want is LOVE
[12:23] <Reverend_H> dude I gots nine inches of love for ya babe
[12:23] <FireFly_9> God someone PLEASE kick him
[12:24] <FireFly_9> In the crotch
[12:24] * flame_SNIPER is away 
[12:24] *** Reverend_H [beastmastah@stable.abattoir.co.jp] has quit IRC (broken pipe)
[12:24] * flame_SNIPER is back
[12:24] <flame_SNIPER> Well he won't be havign children anytime soon
[12:25] <FireFly_9> Damn it, the fear of child rearign was all that was keeping him in LINE ><
[12:25] <flame_SNIPER> ><
[12:26] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak
[12:26] <FireFly_9> What is it, Chibiusa-chan?
[12:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i jast reelized samtang
[12:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> satsuma waz alweys tryang 2 b mai fend
[12:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> bat new i kno it wuz caz si wented 2 gat neer mai ded
[12:27] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dat explaynz y si tread 2 brest fead mi dat i tym
[12:28] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> o_O
[12:28] <134340> .... I was trying to prevent her from STARVING! The QUEEN surely wasn't going to do it!
[12:28] * Chiba_M remembers that well~
[12:29] <134340> Oh do you, your majesty, were those moments fond~
[12:29] <Chiba_M> Usagi had much larger odango...
[12:29] <134340> .....................................
[12:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I'll say
[12:29] <134340> Wha... HARUKA-SAN were you COMPARING US
[12:29] <@SpeedRcrX> HEY
[12:29] <@SpeedRcrX> I see something I check it out it's a subconcious thing
[12:30] <FireFly_9> Oh god I feel filthy
[12:30] <@SpeedRcrX> Why you're like a washboard
[12:30] <FireFly_9> GAH
[12:30] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshsh im batter of dan horatru
[12:31] <IrnChef_Jovian> Setsuna-san and I never spoke, really
[12:33] <IrnChef_Jovian> I'm dorry to see her lose her job, though
[12:34] <Mizunomics01> Well, it is quite humourous if you think about it... to have one's entire life be based upon a lie
[12:34] <134340> ...Humorous for WHOM
[12:35] <Mizunomics01> Why me, of course. The very notion that objective reality can be so easily changed by the collective fiat of the scienttific world is such an eloquent testimonal to thw raw power of science, oh yes, the strong firm grip of the intellect, caressing and massaging reality until finally a new, magnificent creation erupts! OH YES!
[12:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Ami-chan!
[12:36] <IrnChef_Jovian> Hail Science!
[12:36] <Mizunomics01> YES! YES! HAIL!
[12:36] *** Mizunomics01 [user001.securenet.05@mizunomics.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (A new change of undergarments is required)
[12:37] *** IrnChef_Jovian [ironchef@makoskitchen.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (You'll need help!)
[12:37] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> What the hell
[12:37] <=^catablanca^=> I don't... I don't know what to say Mina
[12:37] <@SpeedRcrX> ....Yokay~
[12:38] <134340> I'm so glad my demotion can help Ami-chan with her theoretical stimulation ><
[12:38] <Chiba_M> So what will you do with yourself now, Setsuna-san?
[12:38] <@spiritflame> this channel is rated PG-13 mamoru-san
[12:39] <@SpeedRcrX> AHAAHAH rei.bot made a joke
[12:39] <134340> It's not FUNNY ><
[12:39] <134340> I'm spent my whole life alone, with only that annoying ba[BLEEP]rd CHILD for my company
[12:40] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> stfu u ware new fun eithar bich i jast hag arund u 2 c da spai picz of mai popa u hed
[12:40] <134340> Chibiusa you're SICK. THERE! I'VE FINALLY SAID IT!
[12:42] <FireFly_9> Uhh, Chibiusa-chan was raised by women in a female-dominated closed society of the Crystal Millennium in which Mamooru-san was virtually the ONLY male she had contact with. of COURSE she would see him as the perfect man. What's your excuse for obsessing?
[12:42] <Chiba_M> Wait are you saying the only way someone would like me is if there was no real other option?
[12:42] <@SpeedRcrX> Or you were brainless and filled with teen hormones like Usagi-chan was
[12:43] <Chiba_M> T_T
[12:43] <flame_SNIPER> I like him!
[12:43] <@SpeedRcrX> Do you or are you still remembering that s[BLEEP]t from when you were 14
[12:43] <flame_SNIPER> Huh
[12:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> She's right, Rei-chan... take a good look at him, the pedo who went after underaged girls
[12:44] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> His horrible dress sense
[12:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> The wau he would do nothing but throw roses in thefight because he liked seeing girls beat up and the panty-flashed when we fought
[12:45] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Is he the perfect man.... or just a horny old man
[12:45] <flame_SNIPER> ....
[12:45] <flame_SNIPER> Christ he's like an internet stalker isn't he, old and lusting for supple young things
[12:45] *** flame_SNIPER [ofuda@hikawajinja-motoazabu.or.ct] has quit IRC (God and I dated him *vomit*)
[12:46] <134340> .............................................................
[12:46] * 134340 also looks long and hard at the King
[12:46] <134340> No... what have I wasted my life on...
[12:46] <Chiba_M> I'm not like that, I SWEAR
[12:47] <@SpeedRcrX> So Usagi WASN'T grossly underage, and you, a first year COLLEGE man going after a JUNIOR HIGH GIRL was what, a fluke?
[12:48] <Chiba_M> Hey SHE came onto ME with all that past-life predestiny princess STUFF
[12:48] <FireFly_9> And of course you dodn't say no, did you?
[12:48] <@SpeedRcrX> I've read Takueuchi's manga adapatation, I SAW what you and Nejo #1 did
[12:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak i remambder dat sit i hed cum bak frum da futar an i wuz in haz apatment n dey were dong tit
[12:49] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fak i remambder dat sit i hed cum bak frum da futar an i wuz in haz apatment n dey were dong tit
[12:50] <FireFly_9> Someone? anyone? I need acid to wash out my eyes to purge that blasted mental image
[12:50] <@SpeedRcrX> No you need to DROP acid before you can purge any of that s[BLEEP]t
[12:51] <134340> I can't believe this... I just... I can't.. I held the power of the universe, if time and space in my hands... I could have had any man in the universe... and all that time
[12:51] <134340> all that time I wasted over... over a pedophile
[12:51] <Chiba_M> I'm NOT a pedophile have you ever LOOKED at her?
[12:52] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude chibi there's got a freind named Momohara who got a boob job at 14 that makes Pamela ANDERSON look flat compared to her but that don't make her legal
[12:52] <134340> My god he is... just a man
[12:53] <Frieza> YOU'RE JUST A MONKEY!!!
[12:53] *** @SpeedRcrX has killed Freiza
[12:53] <134340> I.... oh father cronos why....
[12:54] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, I think we've mad eSetsuna-san cry
[12:54] <=^catablanca^=> I'd cry if I wasted my life behind a pedo freak ><
[12:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Oh wait didn't Luna BECOME a Pedo plush..?
[12:54] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Doesn't that make YOU a Pedo?
[12:54] <=^catablanca^=> .................
[12:55] <=^catablanca^=> NO because she DIVORCED me before anything could have happened, not that it WOULD
[12:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> But technically for a while you were married to a 7 year old
[12:55] <=^catablanca^=> Shut up Mina
[12:55] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You WERE
[12:55] <=^catablanca^=> STOP IT T_T
[12:56] <Chiba_M> Artemis, today's women are mean
[12:56] <=^catablanca^=> I know T_T
[12:56] <Chiba_M> Want to go for a drink and talk about it
[12:56] <=^catablanca^=> Sure
[12:56] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Watch out he's hitting on you!
[12:56] <Chiba_M> The hell!?
[12:57] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> You're small and have no chest, the pedo part of his brain probably thinks you're a fur-covered girl!
[12:57] <=^catablanca^=> ...
[12:57] <@SpeedRcrX> LOL
[12:57] <@SpeedRcrX> Hotaru look out you could be next
[12:57] <FireFly_9> LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> Mina that is the most deranged theory you have EVER come up with
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> Ever
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> ever
[12:58] *** Chiba_M [chibamamoru@docomo.ne.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (>_>)
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> ........................................
[12:58] <=^catablanca^=> SHUT UP ><
[12:59] * 134340 tears her hair out in frustration
[13:01] <134340> you know what I'm GLAD. GLAD THIS HAPPENED.
[13:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Ho s[BLEEP]t sour grapes alert off the starboard bow
[13:01] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Eh??
[13:01] <134340> I'm TIRED of Haruka and her "too cool for school" bad boy mentality!
[13:02] <134340> I'm TIRED of Michiru getting off as some kind fo "cool" woman when all she is is a foil for Haruka that hangs off her arm and serves as a bedwarmer to keep the Yuri fans happy!
[13:03] <134340> I'm SICK of the inners and their "OH WOW IT'S A BOY SUGOI / SUTEKI /SQUEEE~~~" habits! Men are PIGS! Learn it
[13:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> Tha's not what you were saying two hours ago when you were drooling voer Mamoru-san~
[13:04] <134340> HUT UP
[13:04] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ^SHUT UP
[13:04] <134340> ^SHUT UP
[13:05] <134340> I am SO glad not to have to deal with Chibiusa and her FIXATIONS anymore
[13:05] <134340> or USAGI the Queen with the brain of a turnip whose ENTIRE jsutification for holding the reins of power is a NAIVE OUTLOOK AND A MAGIC SPACE ROCK
[13:05] <134340> I'M FREE! FREEE!
[13:08] <@SpeedRcrX> You forgeto Crystals
[13:08] <134340> AND CRYSTALS THANK YOU
[13:09] *** 134340 has quit IRC (SO LONG, SUCKERS!)
[13:11] <@SpeedRcrX> There is not enough wasabi in the f[BLEEP]king universe to hold all that bitter
[13:11] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ...wow
[13:12] <=^catablanca^=> I've never seen a senshi melt down before
[13:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Ya she pretty damn well Chernobyled
[13:13] <FireFly_9> Is that our fate as well? To continue pressing forth dogged by the various dysfunctions of our psyche until finally one day we simply implode in a moment's froth of rage?
[13:14] <@SpeedRcrX> Man as long as it's just my *psyche* dysfunctioning
[13:14] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ??
[13:14] <@SpeedRcrX> If I ever need the Cialis you have my permission to execute me
[13:15] <Mdm_Maestro> Ara, Haruka Cialis is for women
[13:16] * @spiritflame changes topic to `And the band played on...`
[13:17] *** SYSTEM ANNOUNCE - Farewell Sailor Pluto / Setsuna Meioh! You may have only had less than one episode's worth of screentime but we will miss you anyway! ***
[13:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude that's f[BLEEP]king HARSH XD
[13:17] <@spiritflame> the party is over stop talking
[13:17] <@SpeedRcrX> the partty is NEVER over
[13:18] <@SpeedRcrX> it just takes breaks for hangovers to dispel