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Tuesday, 08 April 2003 - 10:24:58 AM
There are new pictures up in the picture gallery.
Knockin' on Heaven's Door
Saturday, 05 April 2003 - 02:58:22 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Results are in: Diana = Arty+ Nun =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I just read some of the news reviews of the Cowboy Bebop Movie
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
<// J_Daito //> Oh yeah?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yeah
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Most were good but
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Check this bull ignorance out
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Toronto Star Peter Howell: "From its Dirty Harry beginning to its Blade Runner-meets-12 Monkeys plot, this is refried beens...of interest only to the fanboys who thrill
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> to the stylish nihilism of bounty hunter Spike...and spank monkeys to the slutty vision of his sidekick Faye...doesn't have one-tenth of the vision or
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> visual appeal of Spirited Away, the recent Oscar winner for animated features." (** of 4)
<// J_Daito //> WTF?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> fuvkin needz 2 lrn how 2 sepl beens
<// J_Daito //> The Bebop movie was exceptional!
<// J_Daito //> and you, chibiusa, are a moron not fit to live
<// J_Daito //> and for the record I don't need faye valentine for an excuse to spank monekys
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ....
<// J_Daito //> I beat the out of animals all the time. It comes with being an evil man
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> stfu jedite u dun dserve 2 liv
<FireFly_9> Ahh, yes... but it didn't get the mainstream pampering of Spirited Away...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This is , man... is he getting pissed because the movie wasn't completely original? 9/10ths of the movies out there aren;t!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The point is that the movie was done with style, and it was *fun*. That's ALL that is required.
<// J_Daito //> Exactly... does it suck or not? And it didn't suck
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hes jst jealus cuz he cant find a persn lik faye in reel lif
<// J_Daito //> Heh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> And dig this review:
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> New York Times Lawrence van Gelder: "Take away the wit of its setting and the liveliness of its music, and Cowboy Bebop: The Movie...[is] unexceptional...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> among a long line of B-movies...familiar scenario...pales beside the tense reality of current events."
<// J_Daito //> So WTF... every movie should be "Apocalypse Now" because we're at war?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'll repeat
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The true test of a movie is: Did it entertain you?
<// J_Daito //> Man... ppl like that can't *be* entertrained
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> hahaha nice typo... I think some of them ARE enter "trained" to accept only one kind of thing
<FireFly_9> Exactly... they are told that "Spirited Away" is the be-all end-all of anime, and they mindlessly accept it,
<FireFly_9> comparing everything else to it regardless of the context.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dont u pnks do tht wit hellsing?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> At least we KNOW WTF we're talking about
<// J_Daito //> Yeah... we've all seen enough man-years of anime to be able to make informed comparisons
<// J_Daito //> Those newspaper geeks probably saw Princess Mononoke and Dub Voltron and think they know it all.
<FireFly_9> Notice how they always refer to movies like Blade Runner and Dirty Harry? They have no real context in the genre.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ing kludging morons. That's why this movie is only on the big screen in two states. Cuz of them.
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Let's Naikan!
Friday, 04 April 2003 - 09:33:13 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Beryl has Rickets =-'
<FireFly_9> I have an interesting exercise we can all participate in. It's called Naikan Meditation.
<// J_Daito //> Is this some of that new age crap?
<FireFly_9> Naikan was developed by Yoshimoto Ishin, a devout Buddhist of the Jodo Shinshu sect.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Well, I'm still getting terminal lag in CS, so I suppose I can take some time out from the carnage
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> how does it work?
<FireFly_9> Naikan self reflection requires that you meditate on the following three questions:
<FireFly_9> What have I received from _______?
<FireFly_9> What have I given to _______?
<FireFly_9> What troubles and difficulties have I given _______?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't wanna play
<// J_Daito //> Why not, Ten'ou? Afraid that you'll answer it like this
<// J_Daito //> What have I recieved from Hotaru? - Familial Love and Affection
<// J_Daito //> What have I given to Hotaru? - Many, Many Chances to die
<// J_Daito //> What troubles and difficulties have I given Hotaru? - Pain, Suffering and Death
<FireFly_9> ^_^;; Now, now, that's not how it's supposed to work...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Look who's talking, punx0r!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What have I recieved from humanity? - Vital life energies that I violently stole from them while attacking them with monsters
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What have I given to Humanity? - A new reason to fear the night
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What troubles and difficulties have I given Humanity? - I keep torturing and mocking it, trying to cast it into a new era of darkness
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and pain
<// J_Daito //> Hey, that's pretty badass
<// J_Daito //> I think I like this game
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ^_^;;;
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> wht haf i recrved frum mamno-chan - luv and kisss
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> what hav i give mamor-chan - my ifermal bodt n soul
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> what trobles haf i cause mamo-chan- none, cuz im so gud n cute n ever1 luvs me
<// J_Daito //> Can't we ban her or something?!
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Suburban Senshi #19 is here!
Thursday, 03 April 2003 - 06:29:12 PM
Finally, the longest-ever story in Suburban Senshi history comes to a close! Will Haruka beat Mecha-Chibiusa and earn her place in the finals? Will Hotaru finally settle her blood fued with Elios? Oh no! It's Great Evil! And our heroes are helpless! Whatever can they do? Ehh?! Kaiou-sama has a plan?! What's he thinking? Why are Jedite and Haruka dancing?! What the [BLEEP] is going on?! Who will win the 33rd Tenka-ichi Budokai? Find out today, in the super action-packed Season Three Finale of Suburban Senshi! Plot is SUPER optional! Grab it here or on AFSM! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
The Hawkman Cometh
Wednesday, 02 April 2003 - 11:55:05 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Because ChibiChibi commands it =-'
*** FireFly_9 [] has joined #suburbansenshi
<FireFly_9> Papa.
<FireFly_9> Your stereo is too loud.
<FireFly_9> The house is shaking itself apart.
<FireFly_9> I would, however I am currently pinned against the wall by a wave of solidified bass.
<FireFly_9> It's all I can do to reach the keyboard.
<FireFly_9> Don't you think six subwoofers are a tad excessive?
<FireFly_9> What are you listening to, anyway? It sounds like the famous scientist Stephen Hawking...
<FireFly_9> ...but he seems to be...
<FireFly_9> ...rapping...?
<FireFly_9> Now I've heard it all.
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To all the lonely people
Wednesday, 02 April 2003 - 11:32:59 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Goldberg could kick Galaxia's Ass =-'
<// J_Daito //> Man
<// J_Daito //> It's so hard being a Dark General
<// J_Daito //> So lonely
<// J_Daito //> Just because I want to kill everyone
<// J_Daito //> the women run away
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I don't run
<// J_Daito //> You don't count!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Doesn't Setsuna want you to be her "keymaster?"
<// J_Daito //> I'm not her damn locksmith
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i know sum1 u can hok up wit
<// J_Daito //> mind your own business runt
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> butt shes reely smrt and prety
<// J_Daito //> So in other words, your antithesis?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i dun hav n auntie thesis, momy was an onl kid
<// J_Daito //> ...
<// J_Daito //> why should I click that? It's probably full motion video of you au naturale
<FireFly_9> ... and now I am struck blind. Thank you for the mental image, Jedite. Thank you ever so much.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> she rich
<// J_Daito //> rich? excuse me while I click away
<// J_Daito //> Too damn cheery
<// J_Daito //> Where's the mean streak?
<// J_Daito //> The desire to cause pain and suffering on a massive scale?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I thought you didn't like Queen Beryl
<// J_Daito //> ...
<// J_Daito //> Perhaps I need to find a nun
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> Atremis beet u 2 it
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dun tell luna
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Cuz yer killing little [BLEEP]ing chickens and you don't got the Thanksgiving (NSFW- language)
Wednesday, 02 April 2003 - 02:23:58 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Venus power = radiation = the Devil! =-'
<// J_Daito //> Chibiusa got a new boyfriend!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> WTF 1 du not.
<// J_Daito //> Uh-huh, I've seen him
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I wuld kno if i had a BF
<// J_Daito //> But you time travel all the time
<// J_Daito //> How do you know you don't travel to the past in your future
<// J_Daito //> and meet this kid
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> so i met him in my futr wich is my pst but still in my futr
<// J_Daito //> Yes. I think
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im cofused
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> is he kewl loking
<// J_Daito //> Oh yes. The Coolest
<// J_Daito //> And he raps, too
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hly sit! hes a rapper?! i go out with sum1 famouse?
<// J_Daito //> Oh yes, VERY famous
<// J_Daito //> Here's a link to his latest performance
<// J_Daito //> You have to let it load
<// J_Daito //> it took me 12 days
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U haf a sitty modem returd
<// J_Daito //> A 16.8 IS NOT SITTY!
<// J_Daito //> I MEAN TY!!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> returd!!
<// J_Daito //> Do you want me to give you the link or not?!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> gime plz ill B gud
<// J_Daito //> Ok then.
<// J_Daito //>
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...
<// J_Daito //> ROFL LMAO
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> F U Jedite
<// J_Daito //> Heh
<// J_Daito //> He plays the guitar too
<// J_Daito //>
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU jedite i hop u die
<// J_Daito //> Whatchya gonna do? Call in horse-boy on me
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> STFU i h8 u
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Do not trust the shover robot!!! (Flash)
Tuesday, 01 April 2003 - 08:27:28 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= In The Dark Kingdom, Mochi pounds Usagi =-'
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I haf a prblm
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What is it, Chibi-chan?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I dun kno wheter to trust the pusher of the shover robot
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the hell are you talking about?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> they haf com 2 save me frum the teribul scret of pace.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Can someboy please translate this for me?
<FireFly_9> She says they have come to protect her from the Terrible Secret of Space.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The ?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Holy ... that rocks
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> but do i trst the PSUHER otr the SHOVer?!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Are you saying they're there now?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> y
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Then go stand by the stairs. They'll sort you out.
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> k
<FireFly_9> ...
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Tuesday, 01 April 2003 - 04:46:05 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Sailor Moon X CONFIRMED by ADV =-'
<// J_Daito //> By METALLIA I hate this day!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ?
<// J_Daito //> "Yesterday, another system-meter filed a complaint against Samurize.
<// J_Daito //> Apperantly the idea of monitoring the computer is violating a patent registrated by this company in the early 2002.
<// J_Daito //> (Two months before the first Samurize version).
<// J_Daito //> So we have decided to discontinue the Samurize project."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't tell me you fell for it
<// J_Daito //> STFU! I was all ready to lay down some Dark-Kingdom style black vengeance on the patent-wielding, sys-metering motherers!!!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL ROFL
<// J_Daito //> STFU Ur-ANUS!
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That joke is so old
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> its older than you
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and you're pretty damn old
<// J_Daito //> I hate April Fool's day! I HATE IT!!!
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- changes topic to ' -= Jedite is the April Fool =-'
<// J_Daito //> Gah
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Tuesday, 01 April 2003 - 02:28:03 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Artemis n the Nun 2gether 4ever =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh im blind
<// J_Daito //> If you're blind how can you type?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dammit
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think I'm ing hypnotized
<// J_Daito //> You will give all your energy to the Dark Kingdom!!!
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Oh, no! Fun with Yoko!
Tuesday, 01 April 2003 - 01:52:51 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Setsuna has Cooties =-'
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to John Lennon & Yoko Ono - WALKING ON THIN ICE[bonus track].mp3
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> OMFG
<FireFly_9> ?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Somebody ing kill me please.
<FireFly_9> What's wrong?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> This... "song"
<FireFly_9> The Yoko Ono one?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> My ears are bleeding
<FireFly_9> It can't be all that bad, can it?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh yes
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yes it can.
<// J_Daito //> Oh I've heard this
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> In what ing POSSIBLE way is this a BONUS track?!
<// J_Daito //> It's like she went down to the ASPCA
<// J_Daito //> heh
<// J_Daito //> bought some puppies
<// J_Daito //> and then crushed them with her stilletto heels while she recorded
<FireFly_9> You're being facetious, surely?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Normally I like the sound of a Japanese woman singing
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> not so Yoko
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> not so
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> around -3:26
<// J_Daito //> the yelping
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> yes
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> the "yelping" begins
<// J_Daito //> Then she just starts to puke
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> thats at -2:12
<FireFly_9> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> now she sounds stoned
<// J_Daito //> totally stoned
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I can see why the beatles split over her
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Who needs to work....
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 10:51:07 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Diana filed her paternity suit today =-'
<FireFly_9> What's wrong, papa?
<FireFly_9> Traumatized *you*?
<FireFly_9> Papa, why are you looking for
<FireFly_9> No, never mind.
<FireFly_9> I don't wish to know.
<FireFly_9> I've heard that those *things* can be rather expensive.
<FireFly_9> ...
<FireFly_9> ...Good grief...
<FireFly_9> It's all in the presentation, I'm sure... ^_^;;;
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Tokyo's greatest ever music super force!!
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 10:33:54 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Someone get ParaPara a Straitjacket =-'
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> i got a kewl link
<FireFly_9> What is it about?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> a muzik band frum da futr
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> well my pst but ur futr (da yr 2043)
<FireFly_9> Music from the Future?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> yup dey gots a stlth squad ninja force n cute twinz OMG itz supakewl
<FireFly_9> What does a music band need with a stealth squad ninja force?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> U R askin 2 many qestionz... dey R controled by a chld gneius!!
<FireFly_9> I see...
<FireFly_9> "finally they are knowing in the rest of the world"?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> all R bass R bel0ng 2 dem!!!!!
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El Santo v Jesus Christo Contra Los Vamprios Diabolicos
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 08:02:34 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Sailor Mercury cheats at Pong =-'
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I'm trying to download this movie called Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter
<// J_Daito //> WTF?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-->
<// J_Daito //> whoa
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Don't get any strange Ideas, Prof...
<FireFly_9> Far too late for that, I'm afraid...
<// J_Daito //> ROFL LMAO
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> momy sez hruka n mitchru R ksing cuzins
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What the is NQS TEACHING YOU???!
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> I dun lissten 2 her shes stoopid
<// J_Daito //> and you're not?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im a genieus
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im the futr of humnity
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I think I want to defect to the Dark Kingdom
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> before it's too late
<// J_Daito //> man I'm readifn this site
<// J_Daito //> "Jesus and Mary give chase to Maxine and Johnny after the two vampires feast on a number of lesbians."
<// J_Daito //> WTF I never saw this in the old book
<FireFly_9> Old book?
<// J_Daito //> That Testament thing
<// J_Daito //> I was there
<// J_Daito //> I never saw this
<FireFly_9> I'm fairly certain the portion where Johnny Golgotha decides that the best way to dispose of the Son of God is by dismemberment is apocryphal.
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People who drive Paper cars shouldn't smoke cigars
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 07:10:26 PM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Manga Rei makes Anime Rei look like Troglodyte =-'
<// J_Daito //> Nephlite is pissed at U
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
<// J_Daito //> Both his legs are broken
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Heh
<// J_Daito //> He said soemthing about you sabotaging his car
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
<// J_Daito //> Is that all you can say
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
<FireFly_9> Haruka-poppa can't talk about it because of the court order.
<// J_Daito //> You mean the one that says she can't engage in anymore internet anarchy stuff?
<FireFly_9> Right.
<// J_Daito //> But you saw it right?
<FireFly_9> Someone who shall not be named stole Nephlite's Mistubishi FTO and replaced it.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> heh
<// J_Daito //> Replaced it with what?
<FireFly_9> This. Built to 1:1 scale.
<// J_Daito //> Ten'ou, you hav way too much ing time on yor hands
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I deny all allegations categorically
<FireFly_9> I wouldn't mind a full scale Arc de Triomphe myself.
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Messin Around
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 06:02:42 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= STFU Esmerodo!!! =-'
<// J_Daito //> You still need to update those Budokai brackets man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I would but Professor TOmoe won'r do it for me
<// J_Daito //> Why not
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I dunno
<// J_Daito //> You're just lying becayse you're too damn lazy to do it
<// J_Daito //> You just want to watch TV and play video games all day
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Oh and what do you do all Day Dark General man?
<// J_Daito //> I play Risk in the basemnt.
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF?
<// J_Daito //> Risk.
<// J_Daito //> You know, the war game
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> But Tomoe's lab is in the basement
<// J_Daito //> I play it on the pool table he has down there
<// J_Daito //> I recreate the dark kingdom wars
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> How do you simulate an odango-head vaporizing your armies with a girly pink stick?
<// J_Daito //> STFU punk
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Hey its a legitimate question
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> You cant have dark kingdom wars without Sailor Moon
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> She beat the out of u
<// J_Daito //> man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> LOL
<// J_Daito //> dammit
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> and anoter thing
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> how big is the board
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I mean formw hat I heard
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> you could just play with a map of azabu-juuban. Ur mighty Dark Kingdom was like 20 blocks wide
<// J_Daito //> Shut up biatch
<// J_Daito //> That was a tactical feint
<// J_Daito //> the vast bulk of our forces were concealed
<// J_Daito //> elsewhere
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> I call bull
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Show me these forces
<// J_Daito //> I would but I'd have to kill you
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bull
<// J_Daito //> man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> bull bull bull
<// J_Daito //> man we had legions man
<// J_Daito //> LEGIONS
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> So where are they now, punk?
<// J_Daito //> man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> well?
<// J_Daito //> well
<// J_Daito //> you ever ask yourself
<// J_Daito //> were the hell Saban gets all those monsters for Power Rangers
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> No fing way
<// J_Daito //> afrad so
<// J_Daito //> freaking saban killed more Youma than Sailor Moon + Beryl on PMS
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> sh.
<// J_Daito //> Yup.
<// J_Daito //> Fix the brackets man
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> STFU
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The Adventures of CyberPope Moses
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 03:54:07 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Kunzite goes to Supercuts =-'
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<Mdm_Maestro> Hello, all
<Mdm_Maestro> I found this amusing bit of plebian amusement, the adventures of CyberPope Moses. It seems he fights a creature named Frodo. It's the sort of Juvenile thing I know you all like, so...
<Mdm_Maestro> Hello?
<Mdm_Maestro> Is anyone there?
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to [ Prodigy ] Smack My Bitch Up.mp3
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> mamo-chan is my bf isnt tht cool? moma dosnt thnk so but shes stoopd
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Live Reuters Video Feeds from the War
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 03:22:09 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Nephelenia needs Nytol =-'
*** --=[ SpeedRcrX ]=-- is listening to [ Charles Daniels Band ] The Devil Went Down to Georgia.mp3
<FireFly_9> Everyone... Apparently Reuters has put up a website where you can get raw video footage from the front before it makes it onto the evening news... (if it ever does).
<// J_Daito //> Blast! can't load this
<FireFly_9> Why not?
<// J_Daito //> it won't load
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> That's becaus eof his slowass 16.8 modem. ROFL
<// J_Daito //> Shut up! Who needs more than 2 k a second anyway?!
<FireFly_9> ^_^;;
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man WTF it works for me but it's weird
<FireFly_9> How so?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> They're all speaking arabic or something
<FireFly_9> Of *course* they are, it's a feed from Iraq...
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Man, why can't the iraqis speak japanese
<FireFly_9> Really, I should think in this case the pictures and pretty explosions would be enough for you, Haruka-poppa.
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Whatta doll
Monday, 31 March 2003 - 03:06:47 AM
*** Now talking in #suburbansenshi
*** Topic is '-= Eudial ph33r5 snailz =-'
<// J_Daito //> Holy
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> What
<// J_Daito //> You're not going to believe this
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> what
<// J_Daito //>
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> WTF
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Saddam is not cuddly
<// J_Daito //> man where the hell is my "awesome mighty Jedite" doll?
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> ugh
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> "Saddam has a little secret. He is anatomically correct both in his fly-zone and no-fly-zone."
<--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> The "interactive" Patriot Missile fits quite snugly up his "no-fly-zone" (if you catch our drift) and if you ram it up there hard enough, he will play "God Bless America".
<// J_Daito //> I take it back
<// J_Daito //> I dont need no stinking doll
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> dats Bcuz id b playin wit it n shuvin a cutie moon rod up yr as
<// J_Daito //> You have a mental problem, you know that?
<.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> im not scrad of u
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Ten'ou Haruka

Pro Race Car Driver, Master Pianist

Fast cars, Eminem, comic books, wrestling, blueheads, computer gaming, salad, blowing [BLEEP] up.

That [BLEEP]head Nephlite, having to eat Michiru's cooking, being told what to do by The Man.


General Jedite (DKF, Ret.)

Ex-Minion of Great Evil

Sucking the energy from helpless humans, torturing small animals, plotting to conquer the world in his spare time.

That puny runt Chibiusa, having to play by the rules, ice in any form, Judge Judy, Pro Wrestling (it's too fake)


Professor Tomoe Souichi

Evil Genius Mad Scientist. Has no Caps Lock.

Summoning Extradimensional Creatures, drinking Tasty Coffee, playing Twister, cooking up Daimons.

Having to put the daemons back in the dimension, dirty glasses, running out of shiny torture probes.


Tomoe Hotaru

Amateur Eschatologist

Studying arcane and occult subjects, especially those with apocalyptic themes, the poetry of W.B. Yeats, nihon soba, collecting lamps, studying world history.

Elios the Horseboy, Milk.


Kaioh Michiru

Artist, Master Violinist / Cellist
Co-Winner of the 2002 Senshi'ichi Budokai

Swimming, playing the violin, painting, doing community service to enlighten the unwashed masses.

Uncouth uncultured individuals with no taste. People who fail to aspire for perfection.


Princess Small Lady Tsukino Usagi Serenity

30th Century Fly Girl / Princess of the Realm

bein da hop-hop highness of da new millennium

stupid ppl

Anime Cred
(In more or less chronological order)




Vampire Hunter D
Robot Carnival
New Dominion Tank Police (I think)
Roujin Z


Ranma 1/2 Movies
Ranma 1/2 Seasons 1-3 + OAVs
Dragonball Z / Movies / Specials / OAVs [Toonami, then subbed]
Sailor Moon [Toonami, then subbed]
Gunsmith Cats
Sailor Moon R (2nd half)
Sailor Moon R Movie
Neon Genesis Evangelion (Director's Cut) / Movies
Serial Experiment Lain
Sailor Moon S / Movie
Gundam W [Toonami ]
Dragonball GT + Special
Sailor Moon SuperS / Movies / Specials
Gundam X
Sailor Moon Sailorstars
Ghost in The Shell
Pokemon: The First Movie
Perfect Blue
Mononoke Hime
Big O [Toonami]
Blue Sub #6 [Toonami]
X: 1999 (Movie)
Ninja Scroll
Wicked City
Sailor Moon R (1st half)
Dragonball / Movies
Oh! My Goddess + Movie
DiGi Charat / Specials
Love Hina + OAV
Please Save My Earth (Movie)
Detective Conan: Skyscraper on a Timer (Movie)
Gekiganger 3 OAV
Yokohama Shopping Diaries
Outlaw Star [Toonami first, then subbed]
Golden Boy
Read or Die
Vampire Princess Miyu TV


Revolutionary Girl Utena + Movie
Yami No Matsuei
Card Captor Sakura + Movies + Memorial Videos
Angel Links
Vision of Escaflowne + Movie
Excel Saga
Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust
Blood: The Last Vampire
FLCL (Furi Kuri)
Tekken: The Movie
Key: The Metal Idol
Record of Lodoss War
Love Hina Again!
Inu Yasha / Movie
Dragon Half
DiGi Charat Movie
Boogiepop Phantom
Vampire Princess Miyu OAVs
Pet Shop of Horrors
Cowboy Bebop + Movie


Grave of the Fireflies
Spirited Away
Other Works
Japan-Related Sites

Official Dragonball website (Japan)

The Japan Times Online

Japan Today

Mainichi Daily News

Hunkabutta Tokyo Photos
(Public Blog)

O-Hayo Sensei
English Teaching jobs

Info on the JET Program

Japanese-English Dictionary

Buy real Japanese hardware!

Links to my Friends
View / Buy movie quality props and masks from FX genius Steve Wang!

Shivadyne's blog

Nof's blog

Site Credits



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The Author
Doctor Xadium is an errant Time Lord on more or less permanent holiday from Gallifrey.

Stuck on Earth trying to cobble together a new TARDIS with nothing but primitive technology and metal tape (Has anyone got a spare Type 60 Temporal Interocitor handy?), he has decided to use his time in the backwaters of the civilized galaxy to focus on further refining his sense of humour, widely reknowned as the most advanced in the Seven Galaxies.

Though he spends his bulk of his time dabbling with Photoshop and writing absurd fanfictions, he also follows the trends in human society, studying their crude, primitive laws and laughable attempts to improve themselves scientifically. He is also ceaselessly amazed at the human propensity to supress any information, be it political, archaeological or scientific, that gets in the way of their cozy little world-view.

Partially to offset his growing frustration with the "self-involved, short-sighted, bombastic ape-monkeys with delusions of grandeur", Doctor Xadium has taken a keen interest in the workings of the nation-state known as Japan, due to the unique cultural paradoxes it presents.

This blog is the penultimate blending of his fanfiction work and his increasingly cynical view of the devolution of 21st century human civilization.

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