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-- Cindy S.M.A.R.T


welcome to #suburbansenshi

[19:36] <Griselda> Awhoops
[19:36] <Beryl Shadowmoon> I got one! but it goes into wiki jargon
[19:36] <Griselda> ♦ "Since when did you see him with his eyes closed?" Feng Yunsheng stared at the man in front of them as he asked, "What does he look like from inside his eyes?" The man's eyes suddenly closed, and a cold cold light flashed as he raised his head. His eyes opened as he blinked at Feng Yunsheng. "Xiu! He actually opened his eyes?" The other man's words were completely unrelated to the words that Feng Yunsheng was saying
[19:39] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ After the confrontation with the Sailor Senshi, The DD Girls decided to join Sailor Moon and all 6 of them went to the final confrontation going against Queen beryl... soon after, She was killed by all 6 of them, however, she was resurrected by Princess Moon!”
[19:39] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ In the manga, the princess' spirit lived on in the form of a girl named Kaname Tsubasa... who was a normal girl, unlike the princess (or at least she was in the story of the manga). Her spirit had to go through a transformation and went on to have a long life. The transformation also had an impact on Kaname and she eventually married a male samurai.”
[19:39] <Beryl Shadowmoon> and here's the wiki jargon...
[19:40] <@SpeedRcrX> ...yes
[19:40] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ Sega had the same deal happen when it acquired the game on the Nintendo Entertainment System. The original game, Sailor Moon Crystal, was going to use Princess Moon as the main hero, but while the games were in development this was changed to use her boyfriend the former pirate Kite, or at least an offshoot of him. It was also said that the two Princesses were going to be the only three girls in the group and the other three had to be young or married men (that were at least in their mid-teens).”
[19:40] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ Although Sailor Moon Crystal was never released, it was very popular in Japan. It sold 5 million copies in a very short amount of time, so it became the second highest-selling game in Japanese gaming history, behind only the previous record holder for the Gameboy, Puyo Puyo.[1] The game had a wide variety of characters and environments.”
[19:41] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ The first two games were a complete remake of the first game, making the game look very similar to the first game, as well as having many of the core games from the first (most notably, you use the same weapons and weapons types from the first game such as the shotgun and machine gun).”
[19:46] <Beryl Shadowmoon> abd it broke again.
[19:46] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ After several weeks, the game was released on the GBA, but the developers were so exhausted that they decided to cancel the GBA version and make the PC/Vita version.

While GBA versions of the game went out of print in less than a”
[19:49] <Beryl Shadowmoon> come on... less than a.... week? month? year? hour? day?
[19:51] <Beryl Shadowmoon> *__* GOTCHA!
[19:52] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ While GBA versions of the game went out of print in less than a year, the GBA Virtual Console offers everything that the original Game Boy did - you can play all of the Game Boy titles on the handheld (which can also be played with an external controller as long as the game is on a GBA cartridge).”
[19:52] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ Unfortunately though, the GameCube games have suffered a similar fate, mostly due to the lack of original content and an ever diminishing amount of original content on these devices (if a game was available on the original Game Boy it simply was not added to the Virtual Console).”
[19:59] <Beryl Shadowmoon> that was... interesting
[19:59] <Beryl Shadowmoon> interestingly boring!
[20:00] <Beryl Shadowmoon> hmmm.
[20:01] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ Sailor moon had done it, she had finally killed Queen Beryl, but then Metallia flowed out of Beryl's body and into Sailor Moon's... and thus the series ended. So when we read a new manga, I like to think, "You guessed it, there might be another story coming that isn't this one!" But that might not always be the case.”
[20:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I think the AI is stuck on moon and Beryl
[20:03] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ Sailor moon had done it, she had finally killed Queen Beryl, but then Metallia flowed out of Beryl's body and into Sailor Moon's... and thus Sailor Senshi are born, Sailor Chibi Moon...”
[20:03] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ The "Chibi Senshi" is more like a subbing franchise, with the main characters from Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon R also showing up. The other characters usually end up being Sailor Moon and Beryl herself. Sailor Chibi Moon R also features other characters from the previous series, such as Usagi, Chibiusa, and the "Shining Serenade" theme.”
[20:04] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ The main characters in the series are Sailor Moon and Sailor Chibi Moon R. The show can be found on Crunchyroll. Sailor Moon Chibi Moon R will also be airing on TV Asahi in Japan on July 15, 2014.”
[20:04] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley and Exeter crawl out from the tarp drenched and bedraggled and sloppily dressed
[20:04] <@Captain Headmistress Paisley> ...Gatorade isn't as good as Lucozade.
[20:04] <Beryl Shadowmoon>“ The story was written by Tomoaki Maeno and published in the June 2009 issue of Shueisha's Weekly Shonen Jump Square Enix Jump Festa magazine. On January 19, 2011, the episode was published as a bonus story in the 2011 anthology volume of Square Enix magazine, Square Enix: The Comics .”
[20:05] <Local Lad Exeter> The AI is talking about manga now?
[20:05] * Local Lad Exeter is now known as Exeter L. Wakefield
[20:05] * @Captain Headmistress Paisley is now known as Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[20:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I guess so
[20:05] <@SpeedRcrX> it failed to understand my genius
[20:06] <Beryl Shadowmoon> but it understood alternate realities
[20:07] <Beryl Shadowmoon> in one of them, it seems that Chibiusa was a child of Metallia.
[20:08] <@SpeedRcrX> I believe it.
[20:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte clambers over the tp of the sofa and sits down
[20:09] * Exeter L. Wakefield follows suit
[20:18] * Exeter L. Wakefield leans on Paise half asleep
[20:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So are we done with the AI? I guess?
[20:19] <Beryl Shadowmoon> meybe tomorrow?
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe. It was nice ot just mess about for a night.
[20:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snuggles with Exeter and naps for a spell with him ♫
[20:50] * ? blasts an air horn directly behind Paisley's head
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GAH!
[20:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /em jumps
[20:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ARGH
[20:56] <Beryl Shadowmoon> >.O
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who the f[BLEEP]k ><
[21:02] * hooded woman just smirks and laughs they rhead off
[21:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte throws a bucket of water at 'em
[21:09] * hooded woman gets soaked "GAH F[BLEEP]K"
[21:10] * hooded woman 's borrowed time bracelet shorts out
[21:10] <hooded woman> fuuuuuck
[21:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ahahahaha
[21:12] * Beryl Shadowmoon giggles
[21:14] *** hooded woman has left #suburbansenshi
[21:16] <Beryl Shadowmoon> aww, come back, we were only having fun
[21:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte resume scuddle-napping on the sofa ♡
[21:20] * Beryl Shadowmoon makes a slight grumble.
[21:25] <Beryl Shadowmoon> mmmm, I'd better get back, mom might be mad.
[21:53] <@SpeedRcrX> Were you a child because if so that means I need to set youer ass on fire
[21:55] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Was I? mmmmm a thousand years ago, yeah, but so were you!
[22:06] <@SpeedRcrX> 9_9
[22:18] <> And you're worried about your mom being mad?
[22:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ^
[22:18] * SpeedRcrX looks at Beryl Shadowmoon.
[22:18] *** Beryl Shadowmoon is is one of the twin daughters of DD Girl Green and Caligo Shadowmoon, She prefers to be called "Yuri" by people who are not her family due to having a bad stigma associated with the Name "Beryl".
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.
[22:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[22:19] * @SpeedRcrX gets the flamethrower
[22:19] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm not convinved you pass
[22:21] <@SpeedRcrX> Are you past puberty :P
[22:23] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Of course, I'm past puberty.
[22:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Are you the ewquivalent of past 14 :P
[22:24] <Mira Shadowmoon> ..sister..a.re you bothering people again
[22:24] *** Mira Shadowmoon has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:24] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Mira Shadowmoon
[22:25] <Griselda>“ Officer, she said she was 1,018, I swear!”
[22:26] * Mira Shadowmoon is dressed this time in a dark suit and tie and wearing a pair of purple sunglasses
[22:27] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm just making real sure the no kids rule ies enforced in my house
[22:27] <Mira Shadowmoon> you know how grandma feels when you sneak out
[22:28] <Mira Shadowmoon> oh yeah hey great aunt Ruka yeah shut up
[22:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe you just need to ban minors
[22:28] <@SpeedRcrX> Hmm
[22:28] <Mira Shadowmoon> I'm not a f[BLEEP]king minor
[22:28] <Beryl Shadowmoon> heheheh
[22:28] <Beryl Shadowmoon> we're not Minors
[22:28] * @SpeedRcrX points ot beryl
[22:28] <@SpeedRcrX> then why does she need mommy's permission
[22:29] <@SpeedRcrX> L O G I C
[22:29] <Mira Shadowmoon> ..cause she always needs mommy's permission
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> C O U N T E R
[22:29] <Mira Shadowmoon> 9_9
[22:30] <@SpeedRcrX> ಠ_ಠ I've got my eye on you
[22:30] <Mira Shadowmoon> ugh please
[22:30] <@SpeedRcrX> One wrong move and it's flamethower time
[22:30] * Mira Shadowmoon sighs and just points at Haruka..setting her underwear on fire
[22:30] <@SpeedRcrX> HAH I'M NOT WEARING OHHHHHHHH GOED MY PUUUUUUBEES
[22:30] * @SpeedRcrX is away: AKGJJSAYAGAAHAHAHAHA
[22:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> More than I needed ot know
[22:31] <Mira Shadowmoon> still got it *blows smoke off her finger*
[22:32] <Mira Shadowmoon> and to answer your question..our grandmother is..was...queen..so yeah we do have a little..respect for her
[22:35] <Beryl Shadowmoon> yeah, we do.
[22:35] <Beryl Shadowmoon> .... have any Ginger Ale?
[22:37] <Mira Shadowmoon> ugh can't stand the stuff
[22:37] <Mira Shadowmoon> do any of you have a good brew
[22:37] <Mira Shadowmoon> just spent three hours slaying a demo goblin ...i'm parched
[22:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We have ginger ale and variosu things at the Bar.
[22:38] <Mira Shadowmoon> thank god
[22:38] * Mira Shadowmoon grabs herself a beer and pops the cap off, drinking
[22:39] * Beryl Shadowmoon picks out a hard ginger ale.
[22:40] <Mira Shadowmoon> Paisley, right?
[22:41] <Beryl Shadowmoon> ... you didn't recognise her from the back covers of some of those books?
[22:41] <Mira Shadowmoon> I trained with your daughter
[22:41] <Mira Shadowmoon> it SUCKED
[22:41] <Mira Shadowmoon> *under
[22:42] <Mira Shadowmoon> IT WAS SO GODDAMN BORING
[22:43] <Mira Shadowmoon> "ya can't just turn an apple into a bomb using a fire spell" <--- is trying to do Kaelyn's accent but it's coming out more welsh
[22:43] <Mira Shadowmoon> well i did it!
[22:43] <Mira Shadowmoon> granted..burnt down half the house but STILL
[22:45] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Mom was scared out of her mind!
[22:48] <Mira Shadowmoon> well Dad was proud!
[22:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not good with faces.
[22:54] <Mira Shadowmoon> I'll give you a hint
[22:54] <Mira Shadowmoon> she's the one who never could get a hint not to bother the adults
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That describes 9/10ths of the children here, for whom personal space is an unknown concept.
[22:59] <Mira Shadowmoon> .....the one who teleports
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And if you say something the parents get all offended like "how dare_ you not enjoy the presence of my fleshspawn?"
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Like maybe I'm a person for whome social interaction takes energy and children are sinks of it~?
[23:00] <Mira Shadowmoon> HEY
[23:00] <Mira Shadowmoon> DON'T PIN THIS ON ME LADY
[23:00] <Mira Shadowmoon> I WAS THE GOOD KID WHO STAYED IN HER ROOM AND READ BOOKS
[23:00] <Mira Shadowmoon> ALL. THE. TIME
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> T_T
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We are of a kind
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> T_T
[23:01] <Mira Shadowmoon> was better then watching TV >_>
[23:02] <Beryl Shadowmoon> Hey!
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Telly was s[BLEEP]t where I was so neer really paid it much attention.
[23:03] <Mira Shadowmoon> what?
[23:03] <Griselda> TV used to be pretty good, then all the good s[BLEEP]t started getting pulled. Now it's all generic crap.
[23:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just heard they;re remakig battlestar Galactica.
[23:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They're remaking the remake.
[23:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What. The. Hell.
[23:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's like how far down the grimdark rabbit hole do they feel the need to go?
[23:06] <Griselda> The wellspring of inspiration is running bone dry.
[23:06] <Mira Shadowmoon> you should have seen the thirteenth time they did that
[23:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[23:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just throwws up her hands
[23:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hopefully one of those times they plot the whole arc in advance.
[23:08] <Mira Shadowmoon> it ended in one episode from what I understand
[23:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hah!
[23:09] <Beryl Shadowmoon> how long was that episode again?
[23:10] <Mira Shadowmoon> half an hour
[23:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yes well you know what mystifies me?
[23:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> this
[23:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what the hell is this.
[23:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> this is like what would be on late nigth America Public Television
[23:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and you would see it half groggy at 2 AM and wonder if what you saw was real
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> why do the frogs have human teeth
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> why is the squeaking incessant
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> why are the people the same size as the frogs
[23:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what is that laser-gun like noise
[23:16] <Mira Shadowmoon> .....
[23:16] <Mira Shadowmoon> I'm going home
[23:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> this could eb sued to tortre POWs
[23:16] <Beryl Shadowmoon> ... same O__o
[23:16] <Griselda> I'm willing to bet someone blended together every kind of narcotic and decided "let's smoke it all at once".
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hmm by 8 minutes thy get to a nuclear plant
[23:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte had to just skip ahead
[23:18] *** Mira Shadowmoon has left #suburbansenshi
[23:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... The Adam Powers Power Plant.
[23:19] *** Beryl Shadowmoon has left #suburbansenshi (Wait for me!)
[23:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "This is what happens when you drop toxic waste into the pond. We don't know what hapens"
[23:20] <Griselda> Makes you wonder how that place wasn't shut down.
[23:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..............
[23:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I THOUGHT SOME KID MADE THIS
[23:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [ulr=https://youtu.be/JdeIQWPMs-0]NO[/url]
[23:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO
[23:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THAT IS NO CHILLLLLD
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .... "The Singing Embryo 2"
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> TWO
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> as in a SQUEL
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /m's lower lip quivers
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have fought demons and aliens and extradimensional beings but this is the first time... the first time I've lost my bottle
[23:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte CLINGS to Exeter
[23:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Huh ehsty
[23:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What
[23:23] * Exeter L. Wakefield wakes up
[23:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /squeka don't look oh my god don't look
[23:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...the "Snack Dance" I Think she means snakes
[23:23] <Griselda> Sometimes when you seek inspiration, often you find madness.
[23:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH GOD
[23:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....................
[23:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i judst i just i can't evne i can't
[23:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiPknGj9Ysg] it's like 1994 internet still lives[url
[23:26] <Griselda> We're in the weirder side of the dark net now. Mindflayers and other intellect-attacking monsters have nothing on this.
[23:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THIS WAS MADE THIS F[BLEEP]KING YEAR
[23:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Piase, paise it's okay paise
[23:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO IT'S NOT OH GOD MY MIIIINNNDN
[23:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You're strong, you're strong, focus... focus...
[23:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I AM FOCUSING ON HOW S[BLEEP]TE THIS IS
[23:30] * Exeter L. Wakefield KISSES her to DISTRACT HER
[23:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cannot be distracted from THIS
[23:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> what the f...
[23:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ( Quest 2/Return of the king the 1000 year rain
[23:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i can't this rabbit hole
[23:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> It's okay. Just close the brwoser.
[23:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Just close it
[23:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I CAN'T
[23:32] * Exeter L. Wakefield presses CTRL ALT ESC
[23:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> THE POWER OF TRASK MANAGER COMPELS YOU!
[23:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> RRRAAASGGHGH
[23:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> THE POWER OF TASK MANAGER COMPELS YOU!!!
[23:33] * Exeter L. Wakefield right clicks and hits "End process"
[23:33] * Exeter L. Wakefield watches the browser white screen but not close
[23:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT RESISTS
[23:34] * Exeter L. Wakefield spams clicks. finally the process ends and the browser closes
[23:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans on him, pannting, sweating hard, drenched. In other context this would be sexy but it's not. it's god damn harrowing
[23:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...you're paler than usual which I wouldn't thougght impossible. You're almost blue
[23:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> f[BLEEP]king... f[BLEEP]king nightmare fuel... nothing.. noithing ever prepared me.. prepared me for that.
[23:38] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pulls her next ot him on the sofa and holds her tills eh calms down
[23:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> fff... fffff .... ffff... fff ...
[23:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> How did you find that anyway?
[23:40] <Griselda> Well, I know what to keep on-tap if I really need to traumatize someone. Maybe I'll use this when that one b[BLEEP]ch tries her s[BLEEP]t again.
[23:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> one wrong turn on the information superhighway and I was on cursed internet
[23:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley.
[23:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[23:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley. I love you. I love you. But. Forgive me.
[23:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...what
[23:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Somehow, a sountrack exists
[23:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :D WHAT
[23:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> THAT WAS a D: DAMMIT
[23:44] <Griselda> God, some of those reviews. "Literally the mosty slimy mom-core, christian youth, jell-o casserole salad I've ever eaten."
[23:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Reddit explains
[23:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "So the story is a radioactive frog is told by god to keep the other frogs safe but instead is just f[BLEEP]ks off and dances"
[23:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ya one of those thread comments, love: "What box has been opened? I hear it may never close."
[23:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's how I feel right now.
[23:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i may or ma not have joined r/DeepIntoYouTube
[23:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> PAISLEY NO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO BRING THERAPY TO THE HOTEL IF YOU GO MAD WHO IS LEFT
[23:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> MADNESS IS SECONDNATURE TO PEINFORTES
[23:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> no no i found another
[23:49] * Exeter L. Wakefield dashes the laptop to the gorund
[23:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> O_o
[23:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Okay. It's bedtime. Home now.
[23:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ._.
[23:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..usually you're the more mature one in this relationship
[23:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> paisey break breaky home time is nao
[23:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Nao, yes
[23:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But you nee dto make the portal
[23:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> i can't portal ish too har dot even sentence correctly
[23:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> brainey brokey
[23:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...Okay we'll just borrow one of the tarps
[23:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> nomore seexy time traumatised
[23:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Just for sleeo. Come on
[23:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> sleep is gud yes
[23:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> sleep nao, forever rest
[23:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...yes if by forever you mean 6 AM
[23:55] * Exeter L. Wakefield carries paise to a Tarp
[23:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: 6 am you monster
[23:55] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: indeed
[00:00] <Griselda> (Yeah, I'm gonna owe Nemissa a huge apology for when I have her compile these for future use.)
[00:03] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi ((Wonder what should suffice for that, though....))
[18:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ohohoho
[18:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>




[18:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I want this on a shirt
[18:06] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Bye Felicia~
[18:06] <Erica Fontaine> oh! I would like that too!
[18:06] <Erica Fontaine> :D
[18:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...............
[18:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (That poor sweet woman)
[18:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .How are you, Erica?
[18:07] <Erica Fontaine> oh I am well! how are you?
[18:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fairly well~
[18:09] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte offers her some Ginger Ale
[18:10] * Erica Fontaine takes it
[18:10] <Erica Fontaine> it's a wonderful glorious day!
[18:10] <Erica Fontaine> ^_^
[18:11] * Erica Fontaine 's purest of purity is purifying the place! If you want to save your precious NSFW stuff..you might want to get her out of there
[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /sound
[18:12] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[18:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte keeps her stuff well-hid
[18:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte 's mokeskine bursts into flames!
[18:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GAH!
[18:12] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte beats it against a couch and puts it out
[18:13] <Erica Fontaine> is something wrong?
[18:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Uhh, no ^^;
[18:16] <Anesha> My oh my, seems things are getting very interesting in here.
[18:18] <Erica Fontaine> oh is it??
[18:21] <Erica Fontaine> ^_^
[18:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching a documentaty on Roman civilisation in England
[18:38] *** Erica Fontaine has left #suburbansenshi (Let's do our best with a bang!!!)
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> interesting
[18:39] * Matsuo Shin sits down to watch as well
[18:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[18:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yss, interesting
[18:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her burnt moleskine
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> you know this is rather like the pre-Selano discoveries back in my era
[18:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte starts transcribing
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> err
[18:39] <Matsuo Shin> I mean pre Silver Millennium
[18:39] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a vignette of Massive Alien experiencing a profound erotic awakening as they listen to Sumi Mattine and Furu Red [Halloween] getting it on in the Jello pit at Planet Hentai, enjoying an intensely intimate encounter with a special 'toy'.
[18:40] * Matsuo Shin is slightly inebrated
[18:40] <Matsuo Shin> cause everyone talks bout the silver millennium but of course there were things before that
[18:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well are the terms interchangable? Or is Pre-Silver Millennium Post-Selano?
[18:40] <Matsuo Shin> the Selanao Glorius
[18:40] <Matsuo Shin> well that's the fascinating thing!
[18:40] <Matsuo Shin> cause it's divided into it's own era
[18:41] <Matsuo Shin> before you have the silver millennium you had a short era which was called the Shadow Millennium
[18:41] <Matsuo Shin> which wasn't really a millennium at all
[18:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Such things rarely are.
[18:41] <Matsuo Shin> but that was a period where the Moon Kingdom INCREASELY focused it's power across the solar system, reigning in independent kingdoms in favor of their own power base
[18:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait
[18:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So aside from Quinox
[18:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> there were already civilisations in the system?
[18:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans forward, cupping her chin in her hands, fascinated
[18:43] <Matsuo Shin> oh during the time of the Selanos, yes very
[18:43] <Matsuo Shin> the Selanos almost immediately spread their own colonies across the solar system at an alarming rate
[18:43] <Matsuo Shin> before the Selanos we only know a few
[18:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Ice Warriors, yeah?
[18:44] <Matsuo Shin> the Quinoxians...the Saturnians....and there were rumors of life on Earth but never really paid attention to
[18:44] <Matsuo Shin> oh yes them as well!
[18:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte had forgotten about them for a moment
[18:44] <Matsuo Shin> but when Selanos arrived, they immediately set to work putting their own thumb print on the solar system
[18:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm
[18:45] <Matsuo Shin> within less then four decades..they had put colonies on nearly every world!
[18:45] <Matsuo Shin> granted their colonies on Saturn were more by agreement
[18:45] <Matsuo Shin> and it took them even longer to contact Quinox
[18:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well with sufficiently high technology I suppose that makes sense.
[18:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So what do you know about that expansionary period
[18:47] <Matsuo Shin> but there are ENTIRE histories before the silver millennium came into being
[18:47] <Matsuo Shin> oh quite a bit...
[18:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are you finding out about those as well?
[18:47] <Matsuo Shin> I studied them quite a bit when I was young
[18:48] <Matsuo Shin> well the inner worlds were never...my forte
[18:48] <Matsuo Shin> so i've been finding out more about that as well
[18:48] <Matsuo Shin> for instance we know that before the silver millennium...
[18:48] <Matsuo Shin> the Earth was....sort of a..play thing of the kingdoms
[18:48] <Matsuo Shin> a playground as it were
[18:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder what led to that conclusion. You'd think a water-world would be something everyone wanted
[18:50] <Matsuo Shin> well now that is a very complicated thing
[18:50] <Matsuo Shin> for one thing the Earth is more or less a great big target
[18:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd imagine so
[18:52] <Matsuo Shin> the planet also makes a better resource center then it does a place of settlement
[18:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So they avoided settling there to avoid being targeted?
[18:52] <Matsuo Shin> on the Moon...you could shape things to what you needed rather then having to relay on the landscapes directly in some ways
[18:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods
[18:54] <Matsuo Shin> also the Moon had other certain location advantages which would take me a good three hours to explain
[18:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well you've got to save something for the books~
[18:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll be back~ Thanks for the talk
[18:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: dinner
[19:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back
[19:07] * Matsuo Shin is downing another drink
[19:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am ready for more lectures, Professor~
[19:10] <Matsuo Shin> so um....what do you want to know
[19:12] <Matsuo Shin> anything at all!
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Surprise me~
[19:15] <Matsuo Shin> um...*tries to think*
[19:16] <Matsuo Shin> it is important to note of course that the cultures between the Inner and Outer kingdoms were *hic* excuse me...
[19:16] <Matsuo Shin> you know how the inner and outer senshi had such..issues with one another
[19:18] <Matsuo Shin> yeah that was reflectiv...reflax...reflective of the kingdoms themselves
[19:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh?
[19:19] <Matsuo Shin> you see the Inner kingdoms around the silver millennium..they were the guardians of the princess...
[19:19] <Matsuo Shin> so half a year they had to spend on the moon itslf...and have parties and enjoy the high life and do whatever the F[BLEEP]K they wanted
[19:19] <Matsuo Shin> and us..us in the outer kingdoms
[19:19] <Matsuo Shin> we were like...guardians of the fronteers...
[19:19] <Matsuo Shin> we didn't get any of tat fanci stuff
[19:20] <Matsuo Shin> we operated like a...um..loos..confenderation..of things
[19:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans forward and listens with great interest~
[19:21] <Matsuo Shin> yeah we..got together..but not like the fancy wealthy stuff all those INNERS got
[19:23] <Matsuo Shin> but those parties when they did hap..pen...wow
[19:31] <Matsuo Shin> god..I remember..one partiy...
[19:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yeeeessss~~~?
[19:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not drolling for details no
[19:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^drooling
[19:34] <Matsuo Shin> it was on Uranus..and Amira got so bored...that she suggested we take these...horse..things for a ride
[19:35] <Matsuo Shin> well she sort of..lost control of the thing..ended up plowing into the middle of the party hahaha
[19:36] <Matsuo Shin> oh god my aunt and uncle were pisssssed
[19:41] * Matsuo Shin laughs about that
[19:42] <Matsuo Shin> oh six you should have seen her..half her leg was stuck in the stirrup..the other leg was kicking in the air as the thing spun around the ballroom
[19:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte imagines them ridign something like Bojack Horseman
[19:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughs hysterically
[19:45] <Matsuo Shin> oh god and Amira's face was so red at the end of it XD
[19:46] * Matsuo Shin coughs and throws up in the sink
[19:52] <Anesha> :3
[20:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte attempts to draw what Matsuo described and it looks lik esome kind of an inside out hourglass
[20:12] <Matsuo Shin> ugh no..you're..you're getting it wrong
[20:12] * Matsuo Shin scoots over and starts to draw the pic...drawing Haruka on the horse thing in the process
[20:14] <Matsuo Shin> there
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AHAHAHAAH
[20:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So are there scandalous stories of the Moon Royalty~?
[20:16] <Matsuo Shin> oh f[BLEEP]king plenty
[20:18] <Matsuo Shin> like one time...one time
[20:18] <Matsuo Shin> Auntie Serenity..got herself..locked out of the bathroom! and I caught her trying to reach the key under the door XD
[20:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is at once amused and dissappointed by this
[20:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But that's something I'd end up doing~ is ther enothing juicy
[20:20] <Matsuo Shin> ...well there was that rumor about the Princess of Mars
[20:22] * Matsuo Shin starts to describe..in detail.....as soft gentle music plays in the background
[20:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nodnods nodnods
[20:23] * Matsuo Shin REALLY gets into detail
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[20:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tilts her head sideways
[20:24] * Matsuo Shin starts to make hand gestures
[20:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :O
[20:25] <Anesha> Hoo boy~
[20:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is taking noes <_<
[20:26] <Matsuo Shin> but it was just a rumor..
[20:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^notes
[20:27] <Matsuo Shin> then there was the time my mother went to a meeting of all the queens..that.....I guess turned out interesting >_>
[20:27] * Matsuo Shin laughs
[20:34] <Matsuo Shin> l..let me tell you
[20:34] <Matsuo Shin> my mother...
[20:34] <Matsuo Shin> proper..royal...
[20:34] <Matsuo Shin> could drink ANYBUDY under the tatblbe
[20:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...the tat bibe
[20:38] <Matsuo Shin> the TABLE
[20:39] <Matsuo Shin> ...which is what she put the Queen of Mercury....
[20:39] <Matsuo Shin> *through
[20:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> snrrk
[20:41] <Matsuo Shin> Queen of Venus tried to calm every-body...and got punched in the face by Mars on accident
[20:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte imagines rei hitting minako
[20:44] <Matsuo Shin> no no no not them..their mothers
[20:45] <Matsuo Shin> *hic*
[20:47] <Matsuo Shin> ...I think the Empress of Saturn hid under a table...
[20:47] <Matsuo Shin> that was after the Queen of Jupiter got a face full of pastry
[20:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[20:49] <Matsuo Shin> ..and she crashed into Neptune, who fell out the window into the fountain outside
[20:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .....
[20:51] <Matsuo Shin> ..I recall father telling me Aunt Veruka..err..queen of Uranus got her head through a door
[20:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> like in The Shining?
[20:54] <Matsuo Shin> I assume yes
[20:55] <Matsuo Shin> ...which she then used to whack my mother in the face...who then used the Queen of Mercury as a bludgeon
[20:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my god
[20:59] <Matsuo Shin> ...I think the Queens of Eden and Nemesis entered after that...and left about two minutes later
[20:59] <Matsuo Shin> ....my mother and aunt told me it was the most successful diplomatic meeting in the history of the Silver Millennium
[21:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...blimey.
[21:03] <Anesha> If that was what they considered a successful meeting....
[21:04] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees an outfit she might rock this halloween.
[21:07] <Matsuo Shin> SOWHAT WO YOU WANT TO KNOW NEXT
[21:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Something scandalous~
[21:11] <Matsuo Shin> there was the rumor that Venus had orgy parties
[21:11] <Matsuo Shin> not sure how true those were
[21:16] <Matsuo Shin> THOUGH
[21:17] <Matsuo Shin> they had the amazing library of porn in the entire solar system
[21:17] <Matsuo Shin> *had the most
[21:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I believe it.
[21:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods profoundly
[21:19] <Matsuo Shin> ..including the Legendary Gold Book
[21:19] <Matsuo Shin> ™
[21:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The what
[21:20] <Matsuo Shin> The Legendary Gold Book ™
[21:22] <Matsuo Shin> >____> <_____<
[21:23] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[21:23] <David O`Cain> Yo.
[21:24] <Matsuo Shin> it was said to contain the most scandalous and terrible of all ponographic literature in the entire solar system..if not the galaxy
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Yeah I'm going to have to find this... for... research... purpose.
[21:25] <Matsuo Shin> millions have tried...none have found it
[21:26] <David O`Cain> What's up?
[21:26] *** David O`Cain has turned their sound on
[21:27] <Matsuo Shin> I AM DRUNK AND SPILLING SECRETS
[21:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm going to find a big gold book
[21:28] <David O`Cain> What big gold book?
[21:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Matsuo shall explain! :D
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> it is the legendary porno book! TO END ALL PORNO BOOKS
[21:30] <David O`Cain> Really? That book? (turns to Paisley) Good luck. You'll need it.
[21:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a woman who gets what she wants.
[21:33] <David O`Cain> Again, good luck. If such a Venusian book does exist, it'll make the Kama Sutra look like a children's book.
[21:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh I know~ :3
[21:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My writing will reach new levels~
[21:34] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick limerick about how Mr. Big's best friend is a 55 gallon drum of lube.
[21:35] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Mr. Big.
[21:35] *** Mr. Big is very tall man wearing an eyepatch that barely covers up a scar on his face. He mostly wears black, and never lets go of a suitcase. His beard is scruffy, and he is constantly surrounded by burly lackeys to whom he gives orders. His name is David Biggs,
His image Song is: "The Boss," by James Brown. He is Level 1.
[21:35] <David O`Cain> ♦ (Who was that guy?)
[21:35] *** Nobody knows~
[21:36] <David O`Cain> - (Never heard of him. The only Mr. Big I recall are the boss in NARC, and one of the fighters in Art of Fighting.) -
[21:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte only knows of the one from Sex and the City
[21:37] * David O`Cain looks over to Matsuo, "So, what all were you yammering on about?"
[21:38] <Matsuo Shin> oh I told her about the Great Garden Party...
[21:39] <David O`Cain> The Great Garden Party. What happened there again?
[21:41] *** Kev Junia [ShogunKevJunia@GR.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kev Junia
[21:41] * Kev Junia stumbles in.
[21:42] * Kev Junia looks around with a bit of a puzzled look on his face.
[21:42] <Kev Junia> Um... good evening everyone.
[21:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Evening~
[21:44] <Kev Junia> I'm not sure if I've been to this part before.
[21:44] <Matsuo Shin> oh that was when my dear mother incited a huge drunken fight
[21:44] <David O`Cain> Hey, Kevin. Welcome to insanity.
[21:44] <Kev Junia> Wait, a drunken fight? Did it include Haruka and/or Jedite?
[21:44] <David O`Cain> Ohhhhh, that garden party. Man, that made the news that DAY.
[21:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is the House next ot the HOTEL
[21:45] <Kev Junia> Ah, that would explaiin why.
[21:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was a fight before their time, in the Silver Millennium.
[21:45] <Kev Junia> Ah, I think I heard about that fight.
[21:47] <Kev Junia> I am curious to hear what really went down though.
[21:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Matsuo's the historian to ask. He was regaling me with tales~
[21:48] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a vignette of EscaladeCUTEINUYASHA experiencing a profound erotic awakening as they listen to VictorFox and Delilha Inochi getting it on on Kami's lookout, enjoying an intensely intimate encounter with a special 'toy'.
[21:48] <Matsuo Shin> well
[21:49] <Matsuo Shin> the meeting actually was about trade and diplomatic issues or something
[21:50] <Matsuo Shin> from what i heard...they took an hour break...
[21:50] <Matsuo Shin> ..and then my mother started to pass drinks out from our home world...
[21:51] <David O`Cain> Which drink?
[21:51] <Matsuo Shin> D'ulvsis
[21:51] <Matsuo Shin> ..I guess she drank enough she made a rather..crude joke towards Aunt Thetis of Neptune
[21:51] <Kev Junia> Uh oh
[21:51] <Kev Junia> Double uh oh.
[21:53] <David O`Cain> Yikes.
[21:55] <Matsuo Shin> that's when Queen Maia of Mercury stepped in and....tried defending Thetis
[21:55] <Matsuo Shin> ...and I guess it went all downhill from there
[21:55] <David O`Cain> Sheesh. It had to be really embarrassing for Queen Serenity.
[21:56] <Kev Junia> What a shame
[21:56] <Matsuo Shin> ..I believe she was out then
[21:59] <David O`Cain> Still, it had to make her not look good.
[22:00] <Kev Junia> Was Queen Shinju Kino there?
[22:01] <Matsuo Shin> yes she was if I remember the story
[22:07] <David O`Cain> So, how long did the melee last?
[22:08] <Kev Junia> I'm curious as well.
[22:14] <Matsuo Shin> about an hour
[22:15] <Kev Junia> An hour?
[22:15] <Kev Junia> I know Her Majesty Shinju was quite resilant but an hour long melee?
[22:16] <Matsuo Shin> ..mother was..quite a fighter
[22:17] <David O`Cain> Damn.
[22:21] <Kev Junia> I'm starting to understand why the princesses were the way they were
[22:21] <Kev Junia> er are
[22:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte iw working on her haklloween costume <_<
[22:26] * Kev Junia starts lmao
[22:27] * Matsuo Shin passes out
[22:28] <Kev Junia> Ah, there were interesting times for sure.
[22:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I forget... have we met before? I hear you used ot be here a long time back.
[22:32] <Kev Junia> I believe we have, before I was called away to a few wars.
[22:32] * David O`Cain covers Matsuo with a blanket after turning him onto his side
[22:32] <Kev Junia> However, allow me to introduce myself.
[22:32] <Kev Junia> er reintroduce
[22:32] <David O`Cain> You sure it wasn't Makoto taking you out on a very extended vacation, Kevin? :P
[22:33] <Kev Junia> Well, since it was the Tyrant...
[22:34] <Kev Junia> I'm Kev Junia, Shogun of the Coalition of the Guardian Republic, the current Jupiter Knight, and King of Jupiter.
[22:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A Kight and a King... it's my Honour. I'm Paisley Peinforte. Pleasure to meet you (again).
[22:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles
[22:36] * Kev Junia smiles back warmly.
[22:37] <Kev Junia> It is a pleasure to meet you again as well Paisley.
[22:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just has to finish the tie...
[22:38] <Kev Junia> At some point as King, I will need to choose a new champion to succeed me. My future son Kenshin will be Jupiter Knight at some point.
[22:40] <Kev Junia> How about David? You interested?
[22:43] <David O`Cain> Huh, what?
[22:44] <Kev Junia> I won't step down for now, but how about sometime soon... you become the next Jupiter Knight until my son Kenshin is ready to take up the mantle?
[22:44] <David O`Cain> I...I don't know.
[22:45] <Kev Junia> Well, take your time. This isn't something that needs to be rushed.
[22:48] * David O`Cain nods
[22:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has a rough version of her halloween costume
[22:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What do you think, boys~ ♡
[22:52] * Kev Junia jaw drops in awe.
[22:52] * Kev Junia regains his compuse.
[22:53] <Kev Junia> My lady, that costume does you justice.
[22:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thank you Sir Knight~
[22:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte will blow Exeter's mind with this later~ hehehe~
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> BEtter than a Fruit Ninja.
[22:55] <Kev Junia> Just out of curiousity, do either of you play an instrument?
[22:55] <David O`Cain> If I may say, Paisley, I'll gladly be in your neighborhood.
[22:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles "Thanks~"
[22:56] <Kev Junia> Lady Paisley, if that doesn't blow his mind, I would have to question his sanity.
[22:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I used ot play a bit of Piano but I've gone rusty.
[22:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, so would I.
[22:56] * Kev Junia perks up when he hears about the piano.
[22:57] <Kev Junia> 3 of the 8.
[22:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[22:57] <Kev Junia> Sorry, I was talking with Megan yesterday about putting together a Ballad of the Windfish group.
[22:58] <Kev Junia> I wanted to stay as close to the 8 instruments as possible from the game.
[22:58] <Kev Junia> If Michiru agrees, that would be the violin... I have the horn also locked up, and if you were willing to lend your piano talents, that would make 3 of the 8.
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can *try* but I don't joke about bein rusty.
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll secure Michiru for you. If I can't, Cressida also plays violin.
[22:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Intern.
[23:00] <David O`Cain> I forget, where'd Cressida learn how to play?
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Cressida learned from Michiru and she taught The Intern
[23:00] <Kev Junia> Thank you, I am very grateful.
[23:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well she will have learned from Michiru at somepoint.
[23:01] <David O`Cain> Gotcha.
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Time tenses.
[23:01] <Kev Junia> That leaves the pipes, the drums, the bell, the triangle, and the harp.
[23:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> here
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hmnm
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hjahah the Bell
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know who can play the bell
[23:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but you won't like it.
[23:02] <Kev Junia> Oh?
[23:02] <Kev Junia> What Firestar?
[23:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Hint: She would play the bell to summon her boyfriend from the sky.
[23:04] <Kev Junia> Ooh noooooooo... nooooooo... nooooooo... There's got... to... be... someone else....
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Told you you'd hate it.
[23:04] <Kev Junia> Yeah, I think Michiru will too.
[23:07] <Kev Junia> Ugh... as long as all she does is ring that bell, I think we will be okay.
[23:09] <Kev Junia> ...4
[23:10] <David O`Cain> Half way there.
[23:11] <Kev Junia> Yeah. I didn't think it would be this hard to find a drummer though.
[23:12] <David O`Cain> Really?
[23:13] <Kev Junia> Yeah. With all the people who show up, you would think someone plays the drums.
[23:15] <David O`Cain> Eh, you never know, man.
[23:16] <Kev Junia> True. As for the pipes and harp, I might have to change it up to flute and lyre... which would be the Quinoxians.
[23:17] <Kev Junia> Mako-chan can sing the Japanese version... or at least humm..
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sailor Mercury uses a harp in her arracks
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder if she can play.
[23:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But Ami is odd lately. ... LAtely I say
[23:17] <Kev Junia> Oh that's right, she does!
[23:18] <David O`Cain> How odd, Paisley?
[23:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's a typical bitter scientist who indulges her whims lwt's put it that way.
[23:22] <Kev Junia> Ah, take my eccentricness and multiply it by Sheldon. Gotcha.
[23:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hah, basically~
[23:23] <David O`Cain> As much as I wanna continue yakking with you guys, I oughta head on home. Have a good night.
[23:23] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Onward home.)
[23:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Same. I have a fiancé to torment~
[23:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See you later, Kevin~
[23:25] <Kev Junia> Take it easy. Great seeing you again. I have a waifu to return to as well.
[23:25] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (for you, Exeter, perhaps Halloween will come early this year~ ♡)
[23:25] *** Kev Junia [ShogunKevJunia@GR.mil] has left #suburbansenshi (4 or 5 down,,,)
[11:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte bangs her head on a wall
[11:34] <// J_Daito //> What
[11:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why is it that Everyone I admire - DeGrasse Tyson, Musk, Trudeau - all end up being secret a[BLEEP]les
[11:35] <// J_Daito //> Game knows game?
[11:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You JOKE but I'm secretly worrying about that :P
[11:36] <// J_Daito //> I'm not joking? *quickly dodges to avoid the punch he knows it coming*
[11:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte missed
[11:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GRAH
[16:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte lounges on a sofa
[17:28] <@Eitak_Razal> Because socicity has been shaped so that biggest a[BLEEP]les are rich, own everything, and have a good media team to spin things in their favor at all times
[17:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just htows up her hands
[17:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I give up
[17:44] * @SpeedRcrX can't stop watching the Jay Lethal vs Ric Flair Pose off in reverse
[17:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I like how they get more progresive well-dressed as it goes on
[17:46] * Matsuo Shin is still passed out from last night
[17:46] <Griselda> ...is it weird I can hear Flair's "WOOOO" suddenly backmasking into "OOOOOOOOOW"?
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your brain is desperately trying to autocorrect.
[17:47] * Matsuo Shin mutters something under his breath
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ I Can't stop watching it
[17:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the way they just rise up off the ground
[17:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hhaha
[17:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte finaly switches over to rifftrax
[17:51] <Matsuo Shin> *mutter* shut up Amira..what I do with Mercury is none of your business *mutter*
[17:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh really i bet you haven't done that much~
[17:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries to goad him into details
[17:56] <Matsuo Shin> mmm...just cause she keeps wanting it doesn't mean i'm not doing it wrong..mmm
[17:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> as somone i know sasys it's like pizza even when it's bad it's good
[18:00] <Matsuo Shin> m..just cause you keep missing out with the Princess of Neptune.....
[18:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> she'll come around~
[18:08] <Matsuo Shin> only if you stop trying to act like such an idiot around her
[18:11] * the movie says "You're kind of lumpy for a d[BLEEP]k"
[18:11] * Matsuo Shin frowns
[18:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte breaks out laughing
[18:12] <Matsuo Shin> I am not a d[BLEEP]k.....you know it's not like you're that good either, Amira..
[18:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets him some coffee to sober up
[18:15] <Matsuo Shin> huh wha...what's..this...
[18:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tasty Coffee
[18:15] <Matsuo Shin> where am I...
[18:16] <Matsuo Shin> this isn't the palace...ow..my head
[18:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's Haruka's Palace of Stinky Underwear
[18:17] <Matsuo Shin> oh Six...I had the strangest dream
[18:17] <Matsuo Shin> I was back in the palace and...
[18:17] <Matsuo Shin> ....did I..say anything
[18:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is so busy writing she didn't hear the question~
[18:18] <Matsuo Shin> ..what are you writing
[18:19] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a drabble about Eirene, E. E. 'Doc' Xadium, the pop-up Kama Sutra as a guide and a quickie on Venus Sofa.
[18:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /mw shows him
[18:21] <Matsuo Shin> a...nevermind
[18:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles to herself
[18:26] * Matsuo Shin sips the coffee and winces ><
[19:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All right, Matsuo?
[19:02] <Matsuo Shin> ugh my head hurts like hell
[19:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /mr pops a paper bag
[19:11] <Matsuo Shin> GAH!
[19:11] * one of the walls crack thanks to Matsuo's telekinsis
[19:12] <Matsuo Shin> DON'T DO THAT
[19:13] <Matsuo Shin> you know we have one thing in common
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh?
[19:14] <Matsuo Shin> both our parents are deader then the sumerian language *drinks*
[19:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..... wooooooooooooooooooooooow
[19:16] * Matsuo Shin just glances at paisley
[19:17] <Matsuo Shin> gah I'm sorry
[19:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /mne shrugs
[19:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's all right.
[19:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is a thing.
[19:19] <Matsuo Shin> yes.
[19:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And it was long ago and I owe you enough that you won't get a punch in the face.
[19:25] <Matsuo Shin> oh go on I deserve it
[19:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No :P
[19:26] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pats him on the shoulder
[19:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're a good friend.
[19:52] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:52] <@spiritflame> konbanwa David O`Cain
[19:52] <David O`Cain> Yo.
[19:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hrey~
[19:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Hey
[19:53] <David O`Cain> How's it going here?
[19:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fairly well.
[19:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte yawns
[19:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bit of a lazy day.
[19:54] <David O`Cain> Gotcha.
[19:55] * David O`Cain unfurls a jolly roger, and drapes it over his shoulders, "Also, YARRRR!"
[19:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh it's that day
[19:57] <David O`Cain> Aye, 'tis be that day.
[19:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dons an eyepatch, which, because of her hairvut means now you can't eee either of her eyes
[19:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is now known as Pirate Paise
[19:58] <@Pirate Paise> It be talk like a Pi-rat Dey
[19:59] <David O`Cain> And rats put the rat in pirate.
[20:04] <@Pirate Paise> ...Arr/ What be a Pi-Rat's favourite letter?
[20:05] <David O`Cain> ARRRRRR!
[20:08] <@Pirate Paise> NAY!!!
[20:08] <@Pirate Paise> If ye think about it~
[20:08] <@Pirate Paise> it be.... THE "C"
[20:08] <@Pirate Paise> Get it?
[20:08] <@Pirate Paise> C? Sea?
[20:11] <@Pirate Paise> ...nothing?
[20:13] * @Pirate Paise harrumphs
[20:13] * @Pirate Paise is now known as Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[20:18] <David O`Cain> I'd throw a tomato you. :P
[20:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tomatoes are f[BLEEP]king delicious.
[20:22] <David O`Cain> Indeed. Great on burgers, sandwiches, and in salads.
[20:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> or even on its own
[20:27] <David O`Cain> Yep.
[20:40] <David O`Cain> Been up to much?
[20:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hot really. Just messing about with piping my wiritng into an AI
[20:51] <David O`Cain> Ah.
[20:52] <David O`Cain> What about you, Matsuo?
[20:58] <Matsuo Shin> hm what?
[20:58] <@SpeedRcrX> TOMORROW
[20:58] <@SpeedRcrX> AREA 51
[20:58] <@SpeedRcrX> WE RIDE
[20:59] * @SpeedRcrX needs to find a way
[20:59] * @SpeedRcrX needs to find a way to move the house to Nevada
[20:59] * @SpeedRcrX needs to find a way to move the house to Nevada NOW
[21:00] <Matsuo Shin> wait what?
[21:00] <@SpeedRcrX> TOMORROW IS STORM AREA 51 DAY
[21:00] <@SpeedRcrX> WE WILL LEARN THE TRUTH
[21:00] <David O`Cain> I thought that was cancelled.
[21:01] <David O`Cain> Plus, the original poster said it was a joke that went too far.
[21:01] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT WAS JUST A COVER STORY TO MAKE THE MAN CIOMPLACENT
[21:01] <Matsuo Shin> ..ami..I mean Haruka..you can't be serious
[21:01] * @SpeedRcrX takes matsuo by the shoulders O_O
[21:02] <@SpeedRcrX> W̹̖̾̎ͥ̉̃͐͐E̞̫̩ͥ͂̾͌̂̃ ̳̩͈͕ͬͤ͐̈́ͅM̞͙͐̌Ű͈̰̾ͯͦ̑S̩̘̤̳͉̙͌̿͒̈T͇͔̰͓͎̪ͪ͐̾ͧ ͎ͪ̈̑̑K͖͍̤̞̭͒̒ͣͅN̺͔̯̜̙͔̤̂ͤͭ͑O̙ͦͨ̔̔W̜͓͎͓͉̩̍̅̎ͦ
[21:02] <Matsuo Shin> ....
[21:03] <Matsuo Shin> you know i'm telepathic...
[21:03] <Matsuo Shin> and I don't want to know what's in that mind of yours
[21:03] * @SpeedRcrX gets some novelty handcuffs
[21:03] <Matsuo Shin> wait what are those for
[21:04] * @SpeedRcrX handcuffs hotaru michiru minako and setsuna to the four corners fo the house
[21:04] <@SpeedRcrX> ...I need a magic crystal now
[21:04] <Matsuo Shin> wait what?
[21:04] * @SpeedRcrX finds and grabs Chibiusa and handcuffs her to her leg
[21:04] <Matsuo Shin> O_o
[21:04] <@SpeedRcrX> If Usagi can do it so can I
[21:04] <David O`Cain> The hell for?
[21:05] <Matsuo Shin> Haruka, for the love of Six, don't!
[21:05] <@SpeedRcrX> T̜̮̲͍͚̙̪͉̩͙̺̲̭̼̠̙͎ͮ̒͒̍͋ͅH̟̺͔͙̝̓͐ͦ̋̍ͣ̒E̥̺͚̫̟͓͉̐̾ͭ̓̌͗Y̞̰͕͕͚̖̮̦̙͂ͭ̓̔ͧ ̥̯͍̙ͩ̒͑̃ͯ̿̂ͬ͂̈̽ͭ̉S̬͔͓̟̳̉̊̿͊͊́̈́ͧ͒̎̆̀͗͌͐̄ͥ̚H̼͓̥̣̳͔͌ͬ͒̉͗̓ͩͨ̓̽A͍̙̳̯̰̭̺̝̤̤̭͖ͫ̎ͭ̒̓̀̆̋͊̓̍ͬͅL̞͇̤̪̬̯͍͉̤̹̐̇ͩ̐̀ͣ̔̆ͧͫ͋͆̓̔ͫL̙̼̞̝̘̤̼̫̗͎̖̻̟͎̗̊ͯͬ̔ͯ̐̍ͧ̎̽ͨͧ̿ͥ͐ ̩̞̱͓̈́̽̂̒̔̌ͥ̀̋̏̉̿̾B͓̻̘͓͕͇̼̠̫͚̪̞͉̬̳ͧͣ̍͌͌̐̒̉̈̅̈ͤͥ͊̊̓E̤̥͚̋̉̏ ͓̘͇͔̟̣̳̺̣͉̪̙͓̤̆̓́ͯͮͣ̽̊ͭͭM̰̹͈̥͉̏̋ͮͦ̽͗̒̔̑̐̂ͬͣ͌Y̘̠͙͖̪̯͇͙̤̗̮͎͈͓̺̰̌̈̎ͪ͆͂̈̆͗ͭ̃ͭ̏͑͗̐̚ ͙̝̟̲̻̘͙͚̺ͨ͂̀̄̉̄͒̏͂ͨ̊̏̀ͯͦ̎̿B̫̭̜̦ͮ́ͥͩ̓ͅA̠͔̱̼͎̬͇̟̰̻̹̖̍̓ͭ̀̄ͨͫ͆̌ͥ̏̏͗̒̊T̝̟͎͖̖̞̩̳̮́̊ͭͤͅT͙̙̠͉̳̝̟̘̺̲̫͎̭̞̟̱̙̝͔̐͛̾̽̅E̜̝̰̖͉̞͖͉̟͔ͬͨ̒ͩ̽͆R̖̣͈̼̯̹ͪ͐ͯ͂̐̒̓̄̂ͅY̹̫̥̟͕͔̯̟͓̲̺̭̞ͭͧ̋̊̊̄́̀̅ͥ̋̚
[21:05] * @SpeedRcrX closes her eyes
[21:05] <@SpeedRcrX> THAT'S RIGTH B[BLEEP]CHES
[21:06] <@SpeedRcrX> POWER ME UP
[21:06] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Sailor Uranus
[21:06] * @Sailor Uranus is now known as Super Saulor Uranus
[21:06] <David O`Cain> You're white girl wasted again, aren't you?
[21:06] * @Super Saulor Uranus is now known as Eternal Sailor Uranus
[21:06] * @Eternal Sailor Uranus is now known as Ultra Sailor Uranus
[21:06] * @Ultra Sailor Uranus is now known as SSJ Ultra Uranus
[21:07] <Matsuo Shin> oh <quinoxian swear word>
[21:07] * @SSJ Ultra Uranus is now known as SSj2 Uranus
[21:07] * @SSj2 Uranus is now known as Super God SSJ4 Uranus Green
[21:07] <@Super God SSJ4 Uranus Green> I HAVE THE POWER NOW
[21:08] <@Super God SSJ4 Uranus Green> ♦ SAILORRRRRRRR TELEEEEEPOOORRTTTTOOOOOOOOO
[21:08] <Matsuo Shin> ...wait a sec-
[21:08] *** THE HOUSE IS TELEPORTED TO THE TOWN OF RACHEL NEDVADA OUTSIDE OF AREA 51
[21:08] * @Super God SSJ4 Uranus Green is now known as SpeedRcrX
[21:09] * @SpeedRcrX collapses on a sofa panting, sweating and gasping and smoking a cigarette
[21:09] <Matsuo Shin> -ond
[21:09] <Matsuo Shin> ....
[21:09] <Matsuo Shin> ..weren't you a god already
[21:09] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to `SUBURBAN SENSHI STORM AREA 51 SPECIAL EVENT ROOM 2019`
[21:09] <@SpeedRcrX> I NEEDED TO BE MORE
[21:10] <David O`Cain> Yeah, couldn't you have just teleported YOURSELF there instead of the whole house?
[21:10] <Matsuo Shin> ..wait
[21:10] * Matsuo Shin looks out the window
[21:10] <Matsuo Shin> ....
[21:10] <Matsuo Shin> s[BLEEP]t
[21:10] * @SpeedRcrX changes topic to ``SUBURBAN SENSHI STORM AREA 51 SPECIAL EVENT ROOM 2019- HOUSE LOCATION: OUTSIDE AREA 51`
[21:10] <Matsuo Shin> S[BLEEP]T
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> BECAUSE THIS IS A PARTY
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> WE ARE ALL GOING SON
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> WE ARE ALL GOING
[21:10] <@SpeedRcrX> TOMORROW
[21:11] <Matsuo Shin> you know i'm not sure if you realize
[21:11] <Matsuo Shin> but both myself and david are ALIENS
[21:11] * @SpeedRcrX laughs her ass off
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> No oe would believe that
[21:11] <@SpeedRcrX> look at you
[21:12] <@SpeedRcrX> megaman and the red headed stepchild
[21:12] <Matsuo Shin> ..what do you mean by stepchild
[21:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:12] * @SpeedRcrX uses the renmant sof her power up to randomly temeport whoever the f[BLEEP]k wants ot be in the raiding party here
[21:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have no words right now.
[21:15] <Matsuo Shin> I..just.....
[21:16] <David O`Cain> (For Serenity's sake...) ~_~
[21:18] * @SpeedRcrX make a DOOR TO THE HOTEL IN AN ELEVATOR TO SNARE OTHERS INTO THIS WHEN THEY TRY TO GET IN VIA THE ELEVATOR THEY WILL COME HER NOW
[21:18] <Matsuo Shin> oh crap my wife!!!!!
[21:18] * Matsuo Shin texts his wife, explaining what happened
[21:18] <@SpeedRcrX> ...
[21:18] <@SpeedRcrX> wwo I did not know you were into scat
[21:18] <Matsuo Shin> ....
[21:18] <Matsuo Shin> do not make me give you the IQ of a goldfish
[21:19] <Matsuo Shin> ...which is against everything I believe in
[21:19] *** this would be harming her how
[21:19] * @SpeedRcrX looks at MAtsuo with a look of infinite stupidity. it is an abyss that can swallow you whole
[21:20] <Matsuo Shin> .....
[21:22] * @SpeedRcrX pats Matsuo n the shoulder
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> It's okay
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> we will find the aliens
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> the Greys
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> and the Saucer
[21:22] <Matsuo Shin> ._.
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> They can't stop us
[21:22] <@SpeedRcrX> I am the Hokage
[21:22] * @SpeedRcrX puts on a NArutard headband
[21:23] * @SpeedRcrX activates BADASS NO JUTSU
[21:24] <David O`Cain> Have fun being dead.
[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> oh you sweet summer child
[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> you act like you're niot coming too
[21:24] * @SpeedRcrX presses a button which turns the house into a TANK
[21:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh yeah I got the upgrade~
[21:25] * the House turns into a giant tank with a CH CH CH CH CH sound
[21:25] <Matsuo Shin> WHAT!?
[21:25] * Outside the thousands of internet meme people who have gathered to storm the base see the tank and for the firt time feel... HOPE
[21:26] * They start to camp around the house -tank and draw their plans. What was once a drug0-filled pipe dream now has a symbol.
[21:26] * A movement is beggininbg.. and not just in Haruk'a bowels
[21:28] <Matsuo Shin> .....
[21:28] *** Ryoko Nasino [beautifulassassin@askaninja.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Ryoko Nasino
[21:28] <Matsuo Shin> Six help us all
[21:29] * @SpeedRcrX puts on a jumpsuit and a headband and looks like American Ninja
[21:29] * Ryoko Nasino uses David's shadow to morph out of.
[21:29] <David O`Cain> What the...?
[21:29] * @SpeedRcrX clambers to the roof and plants a flag with a grey alien head under a NO symbol and the#51 spraypainted on
[21:29] <Ryoko Nasino> Well, I heard rumors, but I just had to see this foolishness for myself.
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ HEAR ME MY PEOPLE
[21:30] <@Eitak_Razal> You are Japanese, you could be a legit ninja you fool
[21:30] <Ryoko Nasino> Hi by the way David.
[21:30] <Matsuo Shin> sometimes I just..wonder
[21:30] * the crowds look up to this impressive figure silhouetted by the setting sun
[21:30] <Ryoko Nasino> I am a ninja
[21:30] * Murmurs of ".... Leader" can be heard
[21:30] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ YES
[21:31] <@SpeedRcrX> ♦ I AM YOUR LADER
[21:31] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as LEADER
[21:31] <@LEADER> ♦ TOMORROW WE WILL LIBERATE AREA 51
[21:31] <> (( setting sun, more like rising blue sky ))
[21:31] <@LEADER> ♦ IN THE NAME OF THE INTERNET
[21:31] <@Eitak_Razal> A Lader?
[21:31] <@Eitak_Razal> Speaking of Internet
[21:31] <Ryoko Nasino> Uh oh, Chibi-Usa is starting to effect Haruka.
[21:31] <@Eitak_Razal> It's talk like a pirate day
[21:31] * A roar goes up from the crowd
[21:32] <@Eitak_Razal> Speak more pirately
[21:32] * David O`Cain starts placing disguised bombs inside the House/Tank
[21:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tried that, no one got my puns :P
[21:33] * Ryoko Nasino watches David and smiles.
[21:34] <David O`Cain> Just a few more strategically placed here, and there.
[21:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> HAY DAVADS A TRAYTOR
[21:34] <@LEADER> WHAT
[21:34] <Ryoko Nasino> K[BLEEP]o!
[21:34] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> HI WENTS 2 BLEW UP DA HOSE
[21:34] * Ryoko Nasino goes into the shadows to assist David.
[21:35] <@LEADER> MEGAMAN MUST BE STOPPED
[21:35] <David O`Cain> What? No.
[21:35] <Ryoko Nasino> You're out of time
[21:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> hshshs yass leder
[21:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi lag-hamps davad
[21:35] * David O`Cain BOOTS Chibi towards Haruka
[21:35] * Ryoko Nasino pulls David into the shadows before Chibi-Usa makes it
[21:35] * @Eitak_Razal just sits back with popcorn.
[21:35] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi clangs 2 da lag
[21:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> o yas hshshsHSHSHSHSH
[21:36] <Matsuo Shin> I just...
[21:36] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> SHAK MI MOAR
[21:36] <Matsuo Shin> I'm not even fighting this anymore
[21:36] <Ryoko Nasino> I got your back
[21:36] * @Eitak_Razal offers Matsuo some popcorn
[21:36] <@LEADER> ♦ MY PEOPLE MEGAMAN SEEKS TO STOP THE GLORIOUS PEOPLE'S REVOLUTION
[21:37] <@Eitak_Razal> I'll teleport us out if the place start to go boom.
[21:37] <@Eitak_Razal> For now, Popcorn?
[21:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I shall partake.
[21:37] <Ryoko Nasino> where's the next place you need to put one?
[21:37] * @Eitak_Razal shares
[21:38] <David O`Cain> For starters, get shortround away from me.
[21:38] * from the outside of the House people begin pounding ont he walls and windows trying to get in to stop the MEgaman
[21:38] * there are so many people the house starts ot shake
[21:38] <Ryoko Nasino> I can put you in another location and then I'll distract her
[21:38] <@Eitak_Razal> Um fearless leader. It's usually a bad idea to have your allies beat up your vehicle before the battle.
[21:39] * Ryoko Nasino uses the shadows to morph David and herself into a different area of the House.
[21:39] <@LEADER> ♦ COME IN MY PEOPLE
[21:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> ...war dad hi gew?????
[21:39] <@Eitak_Razal> (I swear I've heard something like that said before)
[21:39] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi opans da freunt doar
[21:39] * PEOPLE SWARM IN and start camping EVERYWHER
[21:39] * it's like a goddamn Hippie Carnival
[21:40] <Matsuo Shin> gah!
[21:40] * Ryoko Nasino morphs back into the shadows and starts to morph out of Chibi-Usa's shadow.
[21:40] * the hippies ands smellyotaku and gamers and youtubers are all here!
[21:41] <Ryoko Nasino> Hey Pink-Hair, I saw "Megaman" head that way.
[21:41] * @Eitak_Razal uses her barriers to keep everyone away from her.
[21:41] <Matsuo Shin> this is getting st-
[21:41] * Ryoko Nasino points in a direction not where David is.
[21:41] * Every avaialble surface is filled wth people and things and bongs and stuff
[21:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> tanks!!
[21:41] <.'~SugaBB_2999~'.> /mi runs in da rong dairacshun
[21:41] <Ryoko Nasino> No problem
[21:41] * somewhere there is a singing circle forming
[21:41] * Matsuo Shin is stopped by a few people who recognize him from his earlier book and ask for his autograph....he isn't sure if he should be flattered or disturbed but ends up writing more then a few autographs
[21:42] * Ryoko Nasino watches and morphs back into the shadow
[21:43] * there's also groupies as well and bad alien cospplay!
[21:43] * Ryoko Nasino starts to think "This looks like Woodstock... except a lot more fools and less fun."
[21:45] * Well.. they are actually starting to party
[21:45] * Some rocking music starts to play!
[21:45] * Ryoko Nasino also thinks "I wonder if they would be so happy if a couple of Jaffa came out and started blasting them, heheheheh."
[21:47] * Megan Smithson is somehow here and has somehow set up a tent for first aid and such...how DID she get here anyway?
[21:47] * Matsuo Shin is too busy now describing one of his trips through South America to a few listeners
[21:47] * @Eitak_Razal blasts anyone that smells that gets near her with soapy water with a hint of lemon. Hopefuly none of them melt
[21:48] * Speaking oif tents we now have a tent city and there's concessions being sold outwide and take out delivery being offered
[21:48] * there's a fireworks show starting up!
[21:49] * Ryoko Nasino temporarily morphs out of the shadows and walks around the tent city {What the...)
[21:50] * The people planning to raid 51 are actually pretty cool if silly and they've made an impromptu woodstock like atmosphere
[21:50] * David O`Cain squeezes the trigger on a detonator while he is hidden, and...

[21:51] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 187
[21:51] <Ryoko Nasino> HOLY HELL!!!
[21:52] * The crowds outside declare this a PLOT OF THE MAN and they are evne more DETERMINED to storm tomorow
[21:52] * @Eitak_Razal grabs Paisley, Matsuo and David... and Ryoko too I guess and teleoports to safety
[21:52] <David O`Cain> (Oops (a la Arms Akimbo).)
[21:52] <Ryoko Nasino> And a 187 on the HOUSE!!! MDK was in full affect there!!!
[21:52] * @LEADER is hurled into the air and lands ass up in a porta-potty
[21:52] <Matsuo Shin> O_o
[21:52] <Ryoko Nasino> Sylvester Stallone's Demolition Man would be proud.
[21:53] * The People rush to LEADER and tell her not to fear@! they'll REASEMBLE HOUSEDOZER
[21:53] * Megan Smithson gets out a bullhorn and announces that for those injured they DO have bandages..oh and they just got in a shipment of orange gummies!
[21:53] * the crowds work together using their combined nerdery and they start putting the house together in a new more powerful form
[21:54] *** LIKE HOW THE STREET GANGS REASSEMBLED KITT IN KNIGHT RIDER SOMEHOW
[21:55] * Slowy... over the course of hours... The House wll be reborn... as HOUSEDOZER... the HOUSE THAT KILLS
[21:55] <Ryoko Nasino> That was fun! Best fireworks show... in a long time
[21:55] * KILLS... BOIREDOM
[21:55] <David O`Cain> Damn right, Ryoko.
[21:55] <Megan Smithson> also we have been informed that the brown sample is not good..I repeat..the brown sample is not good! So if you have had any please make your way to the tent
[21:56] * Ryoko Nasino hands David a flash of Spiced Rum
[21:56] * people start to cluter around MEgan
[21:56] * Ryoko Nasino snickers at the announcement
[21:57] * Megan Smithson hands out water and helps others to cots to lay down
[21:57] <Ryoko Nasino> ^flask
[21:57] * David O`Cain takes the flask, "What's this?"
[21:58] <Ryoko Nasino> Captain Morgan. I figured this fireworks show deserved a little celebration.
[21:59] <Ryoko Nasino> if that didn't get teh military's attention besides this crowd, I don't know what will.
[22:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte feels a bit overwhelemd by the crowds and retreats to a quiet corner area where she gets Tarot readings from Miss Cleo
[22:00] * Matsuo Shin is with a few archeology nerds and admirers, giving them encouragement...
[22:00] * Oh the Military knows all about the gathering. Generals Mills and Panick are planing strategy
[22:01] <David O`Cain> Ah, thanks. Perfect for today.
[22:01] * David O`Cain opens the flask and takes a swig
[22:05] * Captain Jack Harkness is chilling with the hippies- Torchwood would sure love ot get a look at what the US has been hiding in A51
[22:11] <Ryoko Nasino> This foolish expedition is going to fail harder than the Titanic.
[22:11] <David O`Cain> Ya think?
[22:12] * @LEADER and everyone else are out partying with the internet subculture while y'all are complaining btw
[22:13] * FireFly_9 has found a bookseller and is trading with them
[22:14] <Ryoko Nasino> Let's be honest, when has Haruka ever led anything successfully... except Michiru to her bed.
[22:16] <@Eitak_Razal> No I'm pretty sure Michi takes the lead there too
[22:16] <David O`Cain> What about her racing career?
[22:17] * Ryoko Nasino laughs at Eitak's comment.
[22:17] <Ryoko Nasino> Oh, I forgot about her racing career.
[22:19] <Ryoko Nasino> I have to admit, these people have started to become more intriguing though. I wonder what secrets I can learn from them... besides their smells.
[22:20] <David O`Cain> Probably a myriad of things. Lovelife, jobs/career, etc.
[22:20] * There is quite an electic bunch of paranormal researchers, psychicsm hippies, scientists, gamers, gawkers, etc
[22:21] <Ryoko Nasino> Well, let me go "mingle" in the shadows and learn what I can. Hopefully I can mask the smell there.
[22:22] * Ryoko Nasino starts to morph back into the shadows.
[22:22] <David O`Cain> Good luck.
[22:22] <Ryoko Nasino> Thank you.
[22:23] * Ryoko Nasino finishes disappearing into the shadows.
[22:23] * GERMATOID IS SELLING TASTY COFFEE AT A TASTY MARKUP TO THE GROUP WORKING ON REBUILDING THE HOUSE
[22:23] * Plushie-chan rolls on by in her boat.
[22:24] <Plushie-chan> Yo ho yo ho.
[22:24] <David O`Cain> Okay...
[22:33] *** Tomoko Allison has joined #suburbansenshi
[22:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Tomoko Allison
[22:34] * Tomoko Allison walks up behind David and then stops alongside him.
[22:35] <Tomoko Allison> Koncha Duke O'Cain.
[22:36] <David O`Cain> Oh, hey, Tomoko. How'd you get here?
[22:36] <Tomoko Allison> His Majesty has taken a great interest in this... situation, but regrets he can't be here himself. He sent me here with others in his place.
[22:38] <Tomoko Allison> He doesn't want others to get the wrong impression if he is seen here. It could mean Jupiter or his Coalition could be supporting this... foolishness when nothing could be further from the truth.
[22:39] <Tomoko Allison> Plus he figured it would be good for me to see America finally, but I think that was more of a joke since this is a damn desert.
[22:41] <Red Texan> Ain't nothin' more real 'r honest 'bout America than th' damn desert.
[22:41] <David O`Cain> Yeah, welcome to near Area 51. Folks seem to think aliens are being housed within the facility's walls.
[22:41] * Red Texan watches th' crowds warily
[22:41] <Red Texan> Th' Desert tell y' who y'are real quick.
[22:42] * Red Texan sips some whisky
[22:42] <Red Texan> ...Thay's lookin' fer aliens but they're gonna find... themselves
[22:42] <Tomoko Allison> Yes, but my first trip to America... I didn't imagine it would be the middle of the Mojave Desert.
[22:43] <Tomoko Allison> Ma'am, I don't think we have met before.
[22:43] <Red Texan> ...jus' call me "Sunrise"
[22:43] * Red Texan has a steely, icy-blue gaze
[22:44] <Tomoko Allison> Sunrise, that's a pretty name. My name is Tomoko, Tomoko Allison.
[22:44] <David O`Cain> Long time no see, by the way, Sunrise.
[22:44] * Tomoko Allison notices the gaze and is a little bit nervous.
[22:44] <Red Texan> Howdy, David.
[22:44] <Red Texan> Long time.
[22:44] * Red Texan stares that way at e'ryone, don't take it personal
[22:45] <David O`Cain> Whatcha been up to lately?
[22:45] <Tomoko Allison> Aliens... if only they knew.
[22:45] <Red Texan> Stuff fer Statesman. S'why Ah'm here.
[22:45] * Red Texan tips 'er hat t' th' base o'er yonder
[22:45] <Tomoko Allison> It seems like everyone is taking an interest in this.
[22:46] <Red Texan> Oh they's got aliens in thar all right.
[22:46] <Red Texan> Since '47 Ah hear tell.
[22:46] <@Eitak_Razal> Well duh
[22:46] * @Eitak_Razal covers her mouth
[22:46] <@Eitak_Razal> I know nothing.
[22:47] <Red Texan> But Ah don't reckon this here agglomeration of folk r'gonna be th' ones t'squeeze th' "truth" outta Uncle Sam.
[22:47] <Tomoko Allison> If you asked me about aliens about 3 weeks ago, I would said they existed but we are too primative to be of any bother. Now I know better.
[22:47] <Red Texan> That reasonin' never sat right with me.
[22:48] <Tomoko Allison> Well, about 3 weeks ago I relearned the truth anyhow.
[22:48] <Red Texan> We mess around with plenty'a "primitive" folk.
[22:48] <@Eitak_Razal> No, humanity as a whole is just stupid and trigger happy
[22:48] <Red Texan> Fer science. Fer fun. Fer Profit.
[22:48] <Red Texan> They say "Well why would aliens come all this way."
[22:49] <Red Texan> T' them "all this way" might be like goin' across th' ocean in onaa their fancy saucers.
[22:49] <Red Texan> As in, hardly a bother.
[22:49] <Tomoko Allison> It's crazy. I thought I passed by girls cosplaying as cat girls... turns out, those were Nekonians.
[22:50] <Red Texan> Yeah there's cat-folk out thar.
[22:50] * Red Texan polishes her gunsword
[22:50] <Red Texan> Some are nasty pieces'a work too.
[22:50] <Tomoko Allison> Same with any species I guess.
[22:50] <Red Texan> And y' got good'uns. Takes all kinds.
[22:51] <Red Texan> But look at me, waxin' all philosphical-like.
[22:51] <David O`Cain> You should see the Alien Zones in at least Tokyo. Quite an amalgamation.
[22:51] <Red Texan> Shoot. Must be th' nostaliga.
[22:51] <Red Texan> Yeah Ah been there. Miss Vermellia's like the Batman of th' cat-folk there.
[22:52] <Red Texan> Ain't no one meses with 'em, or they answer t'her.
[22:52] <David O`Cain> Hell, Mister Torgue's got his stores there.
[22:52] <David O`Cain> Although, weirdly enough, the look more like vending machines.
[22:52] <David O`Cain> ^they
[22:52] <Tomoko Allison> I can't say I am much into philosophy, but I do like to learn things.
[22:52] <Red Texan> ...Wanna learn how t' make s still?
[22:53] * Red Texan eyes some wreckage from th' house
[22:53] * Red Texan gits some tubin' an' containers
[22:53] <Tomoko Allison> Sure
[22:53] <Red Texan> C'mon, then, Ah'll show y'how to make some real ol' fashioned moonshine
[22:54] <David O`Cain> Sure, Hawk. :P
[22:54] <Tomoko Allison> ♡ That sounds awesome! ♡
[22:54] * Red Texan goes inta th' crowds n' sets up shop, fashionin' a distillery
[22:55] <Red Texan> Figure Ah mightas well make some scratch on this here job, these folks seem like they'd be up fer some quality libations.
[22:55] * Tomoko Allison follows Sunshine, interested in seeing real life Moonshiners.
[22:55] * Red Texan is away: working on this n' givin y'all a free seminar
[22:56] * There is probably a skeleton in thr crowd drinking a drink called "JWSH", Oh~ Yeah~!
[22:56] * Tomoko Allison is away: There's plenty to learn! Oh Coral is going to be jealous.
[22:57] * David O`Cain is away: Eh, might as well lend Sunrise a hand in this.
[22:59] <Skeleton> Jonny Walker, Second H[BLEEP]st, Oh~ Yeah~!
[06:50] * @LEADER changes topic to `HOUS ELOCATION: Outside AREA 51 - INVASION EVENT ALL DAY TODAY Rifftrax Alien Movie Marathon Today! These are some of the aliens you find!`
[07:46] *** The House has been rebuilt as the mobile and highly destructive HOUSEDOZER which kind of looks like a Jawa Sandcrawler. Outside, the crowds are singing andf playing The White Stripes "Seven NAtion army" in a sing-song as the military watches on secure monitors from undisclosed locations
[08:37] * A wave of gamers try an intitial rush of the base, but for some reason crouching doesn't hide them from the soldiers and they get shot / arrested / mailed to Gitmo. HOWEVER the gamers who hid in cardboard boxes were somehow unetected and have managed to make their way in. they are working on opening a path for others.
[14:16] * The gamers have opened the GATE! People begin Naruto-running in, and HOUSEDOZER begins to llurch into action, heading towards the fence that rings the base!
[15:39] * BUT WHAT'S THIS THE AREA 51 COMPLEX IS ACTUALLY A GIANT Michael BAY STYLE TRANSFOMER - IT'S FORTRESS MAXXXIMUS - THE EXTRA X IS REAL BECAUSE DAMN
[15:39] <> /PV THAT'S NOT A CANNON STICKING OUT OF HIS TORSO
[15:40] <> 'PV -- OH WAIT IT IS
[15:40] * FORTRESS MAXXXIMUS BLASTS HOUSEDOZER WITH THE SPACE SEED™
[15:41] * DESPITE THE ENERGY BUKKAKE THE HOUSEDOZER PLOWS INTOT HE BASE! THE PARTYGOERS INVADE
[15:42] * THE FIRST ALIEN YOU MEET IS
[15:42] <>




[17:40] <Matsuo Shin> ....
[17:40] <Matsuo Shin> ..huh
[17:42] * There's all kinds of chaos going on as FORTRESS MAXXXIMUS is trying to hump the HOTELDOZER to keep it pinned in place, but people are streaming into Area 51 and the Soldiers are not sure what todo with all the crazy otaku who are doing crazy, unpredictable s[BLEEP]t
[18:01] * Megan Smithson is helping the hippies in their efforts
[18:54] *** bbl go ahead and do crazy stuff with Area 51 - everything is permitted XD
[19:09] *** Alldrogis Valkyvida [Inquisitor [REDACTED]@FedCom.net] has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Alldrogis Valkyvida
[19:10] * Alldrogis Valkyvida quick-walks through the crowds of otaku like he f[BLEEP]king OWNS Area-51, parting everyone in front of him like Moses and the Red Sea.
[19:12] * Alldrogis Valkyvida heads straight for the...main cafeteria, nodding amicably to all of the U.S. soldiers.
[19:14] * Skeleton is dumping JW-2H on Area 51.
[19:16] * Alldrogis Valkyvida is meeting with a rather strange, slip of a girl wearing a lab coat that's way too big for her. Her white hair only makes her pale purple eyes that much more noticeable behind her glasses.
[19:16] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Good evening, Miss Area51-chan. The Ordo Xedo is here.
[19:18] * is too busy slap-fighting and face-planting ANY xeno-otaku coming at her to chat with anyone. As a Moon-Rabbit, she IS an alien too!
[19:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> ^
[19:19] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU NARUTARD FREAKS!!! My ass is for looking, NOT GRABBING!!!!
[19:34] * Matsuo Shin slyly uses his telekinesis to keep people off him
[19:35] * Reisen Udongein Inaba performs epic German suplexes left and right!! All while wearing that schoolgirl outfit of hers!
[19:38] * Ryoko Nasino stays hidden in the shadows. Not interested in getting molested by the freaks.
[19:45] * Alldrogis Valkyvida is involved in extensive negotiations with the admins at Area-51.
[19:46] * Skeleton is dumping more second h[BLEEP]st on what he calls "Annie-Me" people.
[19:51] * Suddenly alarms blare as one of the containment sections is breached!!! Reports from inside are panic-stricken and unintelligible, then go silent.
[19:51] * Something has gotten loose!
[19:52] <...> rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[19:53] <...> hhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH~!!
[19:53] <...> hhaaaaaaiiiiiiilllll
[19:54] <...> Illllllll
[19:54] <...> Paaaaaaa
[19:55] <...> Laaaaaaaaaaaa
[19:55] <...> ZOOOOOO
[19:55] *** Thousands of Excel-clones has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:55] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Thousands of Excel-clones
[19:56] <Ryoko Nasino> Uh oh...
[19:56] * Ryoko Nasino feels dread even from the safety of the shadows.
[19:56] * Skeleton 's Johnny Walker Second H[BLEEP]st plane is hit!
[19:57] <Skeleton> I KNEW YOU WERE ALL SICK, TWISTED, PERVER-
[19:57] * Thousands of Excel-clones SWARM out of Area-51's (or is this place actually the SCP Foundation?!?!?) lower vaults and CHARGE at the otaku, eager to do battle in the name of their ETERNAL LORD!!! FOR THIS WORLD IS CORRUPT!!!!!!!!
[19:57] * Skeleton 'S plane Explodes in a fury of explosions... and Bottles.FLAC
[19:58] * Skeleton may or may not have been blown back to Texas!
[20:00] * Thousands of Excel-clones dive onto the otaku, kicking, punching, biting, headbutting, and b[BLEEP]ch-slapping...or at least trying to since they trip themselves up A LOT and body-slam into the people they're attacking at least 75% of the time.
[20:01] <Thousands of Excel-clones> RrRRRrrrRRRRAAaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAaAAAaaaaaaaaHHHH!!!
[20:03] * Excel #00318 attempts to perform a WWE style elbow slam on an otaku that's been laid out prone on the ground, but totally FUMBLES it and FACEPLANTS it.
[20:05] * Excel #7649 is getting dogpiled on by a bunch of people...WAIT A SEC!!! SHE'S ENJOYING IT!!!
[20:06] * Ryoko Nasino notices Tomoko allison in the confusion, and pulls her into the shadows with her. Anticipating a scream, Ryoko covers Tomoko's mouth with her left hand. She then moves it to her own lips silently telling her to stay quiet.
[20:11] <Ryoko Nasino> Shadow of Jupiter, while this is a fight would could probably win, it's not our fight to partake in. We are safe in the shadows, but keep your voice to a minimum.
[20:13] * Several Excel-clones pile onto some otaku and start dragging them off to perform anal probes on THEM for a change!!!!!!!!
[20:16] * Tomoko Allison sees this and places both hands over her mouth as she gasps in complteely shock.
[20:16] <Tomoko Allison> *complete
[20:25] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Hmmm...
[20:25] * Alldrogis Valkyvida grins a VERY toothy grin.
[20:25] * Ryoko Nasino is both thinking this is hilarious and horrific at the same time.
[20:26] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> I need a LITTLE more time to complete the extraction here. Soooooo...
[20:26] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> ^vvv^
[20:27] * Alldrogis Valkyvida taps into Area-51's audio broadcast network and starts playing THIS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7BLGt0wU48
[20:27] * Thousands of Excel-clones hear the music and just...stiffen.
[20:28] * Thousands of Excel-clones start frothing at the mouth and trembling in excitement!!!!!
[20:29] * Thousands of Excel-clones suddenly put on red overcoats and go absolutely INSANE when THAT part of the song starts playing!!!!!!! GET THE CAMERAS READY, FOLKS!!!!!!!!
[20:32] <Thousands of Excel-clones> WAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!
[20:33] * Ryoko Nasino gets my camera and starts recording.
[20:34] * Thousands of Excel-clones proceed to go into non-stop Kung-Fu on EVERYONE'S asses! Whoa! It's the mysterious Drunken Dumbass style too!!!
[20:37] * Tomoko Allison is in complete shock, not sure to make of what is going on.
[20:40] * ... Oh, the horror. The horror.
[20:41] <Ryoko Nasino> Your King is never going to believe this.
[20:41] * Thousands of Excel-clones have hurled themselves into the thongs of otaku in an orgy of...not QUITE carnage and destruction. It's something, but it doesn't seem to be carnage and destruction.
[20:41] * Ryoko Nasino puts her hand on Tomoko's arm to reassure her.
[20:43] <Ryoko Nasino> This is the life of one who lives in the shadows. We see things that we rather not see, but we have a very important job. It'll be okay, you are a strong and couragous ninja Tomoko.
[20:43] * Tomoko Allison gulps but nods.
[20:44] <Tomoko Allison> Our life is one few would understand... this is reviling but at the same time very intriguing.
[20:44] * Excel #00420 is beating a downed otaku with a short length of rubber hosing...no, wait. That MIGHT NOT be a length of rubber hosing in her hands!
[20:45] <> Good, you are starting to understand. Your previous sensei has taught you well. Your King has allowed me to further your training.
[20:46] * Excel #07714 is showing a random otaku what the five fingers said to the face!! SLAP!!!!! "Cooold blood-ed!"
[20:47] <Ryoko Nasino> Well now, it seems we have WWE meets alien tenticles...
[20:55] <Tomoko Allison> I look forward to learning from you... Sensei.
[21:01] * Multiple Excel-clones have challenged various otakus to games of Hoops, and the otaku are getting DOMINATED.
[21:02] <Tomoko Allison> Haha, its like the Monstars vs the little aliens.
[21:02] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Excellent. Negotiations completed. As the people of Caliban used to say...
[21:02] <Alldrogis Valkyvida> Bargained well and done.
[21:02] <Tomoko Allison> I am so glad father is stationed in Yokosuka and not here.
[21:03] *** Alldrogis Valkyvida [Inquisitor [REDACTED]@FedCom.net] has left #suburbansenshi
[21:04] * Several Imperial Guard Valkyrie dropships land in relatively safe areas and Inquisitorial troops disembark to evacuate a high-profile target, then take off again a few minutes later.
[21:04] <Ryoko Nasino> I wonder what that was about... damn, we might have missed something very important.
[21:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hey!
[21:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> HEY!!!!!!
[21:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> DON'T LEAVE ME HERE WITH THESE CRAZY FREAKS!!!!!
[21:05] * Ryoko Nasino looks at Reisen Udongein Inaba.
[21:05] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba is looks like an attractive teenaged girl with red eyes and long lavender hair. The rabbit ears poking out of the top of her head are rumpled and look fake. She's wearing a dark blazer, white dress shirt, a red necktie, and a white skirt. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.
[21:06] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has left #suburbansenshi ("S[BLEEP]t! They're coming right towards me now!!" T__T)
[21:07] * Ryoko Nasino sees her and moves within the shadows to where she is.
[21:07] <Ryoko Nasino> Damn... can't get to her for now.
[21:08] * The Excel-clones rampage on for hours before eventually dispersing into the surrounding desert, where they'll likely be hunted down for sport by just about anyone.
[21:20] <Ryoko Nasino> Let us get going Shadow of Jupiter. It would not do well for Kevin or your father for you to be caught here.
[21:21] <Tomoko Allison> I agree. My King is going to want to know what happened here... and my father can never know.
[21:22] * Ryoko Nasino grabs Tomoko around the waist and the two teleport in the shadows back to the HOTEL.
[21:22] *** Ryoko Nasino [beautifulassassin@askaninja.com] has left #suburbansenshi (Pay attention becaue you'll be able to do this too.)
[21:23] *** Tomoko Allison has left #suburbansenshi (Stealth and shadows, I love the intrugue.)
[09:52] * RiCK SancheZ uses his portal gun to zap the HOUSEDOZER back to where it was in Tokyo, and thankjs to some Transformer Tech it absorbed from the humping by FORTRESS MAXXXIMUS the house "transforms" back into its normal self... but the Alt. Mode waits to be used again...
[09:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `This Space for Rent`
[10:40] *** the fallout from the raid begins...
[10:40] ***




[11:08] *** something else escaped as well...
[11:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>




[11:27] <Griselda> ...the years have not been kind to Mickey Mouse.
[13:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is chilling and watching Live and Let Die
[15:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte switches to moonraker
[20:46] * Griselda takes this moment to stretch out.
[00:56] * Griselda pops off to home.
[08:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte comes and crashes on Venus sofa with Exeter, reading various newspapers.
[08:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte mutters something
[08:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte really needs to pay clsoer attention to her social calendar, which is a pain in the arse as she is not used to having one.
[11:16] <Megan Smithson> good morning ^^
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[11:16] <@spiritflame> ohayo Megan Smithson
[11:16] <Megan Smithson> hm what's this place?
[11:33] * Megan Smithson glances around the house
[11:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruka's house.
[11:56] <Megan Smithson> oh!!!
[11:56] <Megan Smithson> oh! you must be Paisley!
[11:59] <Megan Smithson> a pleasure to meet you ^^
[12:01] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Megan Smithson.
[12:01] *** Megan Smithson is young woman with wavy long brown hair that covers one of her eyes. She wears glasses, has brown eyes and a kind smile. She is Matsumi and Joanna's mother. She stands at around 6'3
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.
[12:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A pleasure. *Shakes hands*
[12:02] * Megan Smithson shakes hands back
[12:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Forgive me, I didn't catch your name?
[12:05] <Megan Smithson> oh!
[12:05] <Megan Smithson> I'm Megan..Megan Smithson
[12:06] <Megan Smithson> you've probably met my daughters
[12:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh! You're Matsumi's mum, yeah?
[12:16] <Megan Smithson> that's right *smiles*
[12:17] <Megan Smithson> I've been to tokyo a few times...but this time i'll be staying the autumn....
[12:17] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles
[12:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, there'll be a multitide of festivals to see.
[12:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Japanese do love their festivals.
[12:18] <Megan Smithson> oh really? i've never been to one!
[12:20] <Megan Smithson> that would be amazing to see
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[12:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Nikkan Festival is in Chiyoda from the 28th to the 29th.
[12:22] <Megan Smithson> hm where is that
[12:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> About 10 minutes away by train.
[12:23] <Megan Smithson> oh! well then!
[12:23] <Megan Smithson> is there anything I would need for this festival?
[12:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not particularly,. but you might like to have some fun and dress natively.
[12:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shows her a picture from the Shinryu festival earlier this year.
[12:49] <Megan Smithson> Will that be a problem...I mean with my height and my...
[12:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ehh, those types of garments are fairly flexibler to body type.
[13:16] * Griselda pokes her head in. "Hey what's going on up in this thread~"
[13:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo Griselda, meet Matsumi's mother, Megan~
[13:21] <Griselda> Hello there~
[13:30] <Megan Smithson> Hello!
[13:41] * Megan Smithson notices some beer "hm? Is drinking normal here?"
[13:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[13:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Though in severely varying degrees of severity.
[14:04] * Megan Smithson pauses and takes a sip
[14:16] * Megan Smithson has now handcuffed herself to a lamppost outside and is screaming about saving the trees
[14:19] <Griselda> XD
[14:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[14:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I see someone was a flower child.
[14:44] <Griselda> I wonder how long she'll be at it.
[14:44] * Megan Smithson is currently getting in a fight with a police officer was trying to remove her from the Lamppost
[14:44] <Megan Smithson> *who is
[14:59] * Megan Smithson has been carted off by the police...it took 10 officers to subdue her...
[15:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[15:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte calls Harriet to get her bailed out
[15:33] <Griselda> Hoo boy....
[16:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hopefully Harriet's noe having issues.
[17:24] * Megan Smithson is somewhat drunk still...and going on and on about how she feels bad she didn't know Harriet was here niece years ago and how she has to make up all the birthdays and christmases she missed!
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:50] * Megan Smithson passes out in whatever vehicle she's in
[18:35] * she gets dropped off at the house
[18:36] * Megan Smithson is now asleep on a sofa i'm guessing?
[18:41] *** sure
[18:43] * Megan Smithson is now asleep on a sofa
[19:18] <Megan Smithson> zzz
[21:03] * Megan Smithson falls off the sofa..but keeps laying, sprawled on the floor
[21:24] <Griselda> :3
[22:51] *** Megan Smithson has left #suburbansenshi
[23:29] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi
[15:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is fretfully getting reeady for an impromptu holiday
[15:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte swears like Malcom Tucker as she dashes about trying to get everything together
[16:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: buggerbuggerBUGGER
[14:26] * Powerful Magical Gateway has opened right outside the HOTEL next door.
[19:05] * Exceptionally Powerful Magic Portal flickers to life in front of the HOTEL.
[18:12] <@> <_<
[18:12] <@> a//reset
[18:12] <@SpeedRcrX> >_>
[18:12] * @SpeedRcrX starts taking out huge garbage bags from her room
[18:12] * @SpeedRcrX starts tossing them in the portal
[18:13] <@SpeedRcrX> (They'd never take all this waste in the trash trucks)
[18:13] * @SpeedRcrX is GOING TO CLEAN UP HER LIFESTYLE
[18:19] <GERMATOID> HARUKA-KUN WHAT IS THIS
[18:19] <@SpeedRcrX> Dude there's a giant hole in the space
[18:19] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES AND LOOKS AT IT
[18:21] <GERMATOID> I WONDER IF WE CAN F[BLEEP]K IT
[18:21] <@SpeedRcrX> naw man i've already started filling it with trash from my room as it's so biohazardous no one else would take it
[18:21] <GERMATOID> !
[18:21] <GERMATOID> GOOD IDEA
[18:22] * GERMATOID STARTS TO GET HIS BIOHAZARDOUS MATERIALS FROM THE LAB
[18:22] <// J_Daito //> Oh Dark Industries has some too
[18:22] * // J_Daito // calls in a few (75) dump trucks
[18:26] *** pretty soon there is a huge neighboorhood-wide operation to dump trash into the magic hole™
[12:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Really Haruka? What if that goes like, to Michiru's room?
[12:01] <@Eitak_Razal> You did't even check what was on the other side!
[13:53] * it's har dto hear your words as overnight like half of Japan has started sumping s[BLEEP]t into the hoile. There are youtubers even making videos about "Will it vanish" and tossing improbable things in.
[15:30] * @Eitak_Razal sighs and sends a ball of magic through the hole.... and having it ping back to find where it ended up
[21:11] * The magical gate eventually vanishes leaving no obvious evidence of where it came from, or how it got there.
[07:19] * A[BLEEP]le Goose wanders into the area.
[07:19] * A[BLEEP]le Goose pokes a new hole through space-time to another location, it cares not where.
[07:19] * The madness begins again.
[07:58] * LEADER looks at a goose.
[07:58] *** a goose is




His image Song is: "Untitled Goose Game Trailer". He is Level 1.
[00:35] <@Eitak_Razal> Ahhhh
[00:35] <@Eitak_Razal> That explains so much
[18:02] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[18:02] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[18:02] <Matsumi Kaze> <_<
[18:02] <Matsumi Kaze> yessss
[18:02] * Matsumi Kaze runs in with some nachos and popcorn, while Jo follows with beer
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> so what's the movie tonight?
[18:06] * Joanna Smithson holds up the DVD
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> really???
[18:06] <Matsumi Kaze> I mean..aren't you usually into....gore and...horror..and....stuff like that
[18:06] <Joanna Smithson> hey it's a good movie
[18:11] <Matsumi Kaze> REALLY!?
[18:12] <Joanna Smithson> 9_9
[18:13] <Joanna Smithson> ok ok how about this version
[18:13] * Joanna Smithson holds it up
[18:13] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[18:13] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah that makes more sense
[18:17] <Matsumi Kaze> so when do we start
[18:17] <Joanna Smithson> gotta wait for her to show up
[18:25] * Joanna Smithson works on getting the TV ready
[18:38] * Matsumi Kaze looks over the small black crystal she has "are you sure this thing actually works"
[18:38] <Joanna Smithson> I don't know..she gave it to me
[19:01] <Sumi Mattine> yes and you used it backwards
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[19:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Sumi Mattine
[19:01] <Joanna Smithson> GAH! GODDAMMIT
[19:01] <Matsumi Kaze> hey there Sumi!
[19:02] <Sumi Mattine> hey. have the sisters looking after the kids...brought snacks...when do we start
[19:05] <Joanna Smithson> soon...
[19:11] * Joanna Smithson opens a beer for each of them and then moves back to the sofa with Matsumi and Sumi
[19:26] * Joanna Smithson presses the play button
[20:15] * Joanna Smithson , Matsumi Kaze and Sumi Mattine are all getting..pretty damn drunk
[21:02] * Joanna Smithson , Matsumi Kaze and Sumi Mattine all pass out in a pile
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[18:44] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[18:44] *** has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:44] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[18:44] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: DreadWolf is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[18:45] *** has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:45] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[18:45] <@spiritflame> ATTENTION: DreadWolf is already registered. Check your password or enter a new name.
[18:46] <DreadWolf> (( test ))
[18:46] <DreadWolf> (( problem solved! ))
[18:46] *** DreadWolf [beware_dreadwolf@unmei.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:46] <@spiritflame> konbanwa DreadWolf
[18:47] * DreadWolf steps out of a shadowy portal
[18:47] <DreadWolf> Hi!
[18:47] * DreadWolf immediately recognizes Joanna
[18:48] *** Dahila has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Dahila
[18:48] * Dahila is facedown on a table..while Victor is collapsed on the floor
[18:49] <DreadWolf> Dahlia!
[18:49] * DreadWolf leaves the directory kiosl
[18:49] <DreadWolf> Kiosk*
[18:49] <DreadWolf> Victor?!
[18:50] * Dahila reaches slowly......and fumbles to reach a glass.......
[18:50] * Dahila 's table is covered in empty glasses...and empty bottles...while victor has the same set up
[18:50] <DreadWolf> DRINKING WITHOUT ME?!
[18:50] <DreadWolf> How uncool!
[18:51] <Dahila> t..tha...HIC...
[18:51] <Dahila> that..makes....4...45...
[18:51] <Victor> nu it dun't
[18:52] * Griselda is owling off another chair. "Lifestyles of the Rich and Dangerous, ladies and gents." :P
[18:52] * DreadWolf casts a small spell to clean up the mess
[18:53] <DreadWolf> No kidding! How come the normal nobles get to drink and the actual princess doesn't?
[18:53] * DreadWolf casts "sober up" (a swift kick to the shin) to both Dahlia and Victor
[18:54] <Dahila> OW HEY
[18:54] <Victor> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[18:54] <DreadWolf> You were playing drinking games without me
[18:54] <DreadWolf> Jerks.
[18:55] <Victor> it wasn't my idea...
[18:55] <Dahila> hey it was too!
[18:55] <DreadWolf> You both owe me a night of drinking
[18:56] <Victor> no..no..never drinking with you AGAIN
[18:59] <Dahila> wasn't that when you...
[18:59] * Victor 's ki flares up, his tails and hair glowing like flame
[18:59] <Victor> NOT ANOTHER WORD
[19:00] <Dahila> >_> geez
[19:02] <DreadWolf> And you both have to pay for all of my drinks
[19:03] * DreadWolf lets her shadowy aura flare up, her magic has the feeling of an angry wolf
[19:03] <DreadWolf> I OUTRANK YOU BOTH
[19:03] <Griselda> :3
[19:04] <Dahila> ....yes, Merril
[19:04] <Victor> ..sorry merril >_>
[19:04] * DreadWolf settles and her aura stops being visible shadows
[19:05] <DreadWolf> The two of you could always be forced to clean mine and Aveline's lab you know....be grateful i said you can buy drinks instead.
[19:05] * DreadWolf grins
[19:06] <Victor> ..think I've had enough drinks for the night
[19:10] <DreadWolf> I daresay you have, especially if you don't want that pretty noble girl you were flirting with last night at the party to know about how sloppy you are drunk
[19:11] <DreadWolf> Remember, I am Hideki's spymaster! A few well placed words and that pretty lady won't want you in her bed
[19:13] <Victor> HEY HEY DON'T
[19:15] <DreadWolf> Then no more drinking games if I'm not there to enjoy
[19:15] * DreadWolf smirks
[19:16] <Griselda> Wow, a regular ball-buster, ain't you.
[19:16] <Dahila> I would prefer some tea honestly
[19:21] <DreadWolf> Someone has to keep them in line.
[19:21] * DreadWolf makes herself and Dahlia each a cup of tea with a spell Aveline created
[19:23] <Dahila> thank you ^^
[19:23] * Dahila sips.just as part of the roof explodes and someone crashes through
[19:24] <DreadWolf> SERIOUSLY?!
[19:24] <Dahila> oh that must be Poppy!
[19:24] <Victor> late as usual
[19:25] * A young woman dressed in space marine armor designating them as a healer rises out of a small crater in the floor..then lifts up her mask
[19:25] * A young woman is now known as Poppy
[19:25] <Poppy> gah..sorry i'm late.....got stuck on assignment
[19:25] <Griselda> It happens. How've you been?
[19:28] <Poppy> oh busy busy!
[19:28] * Poppy removes her armor
[19:28] <Poppy> oh hey Merril!
[19:29] <DreadWolf> Poppy!
[19:29] <DreadWolf> Honestly, your siblings got into a drinking game! WITHOUT ME!
[19:30] <Poppy> you have drinks!?
[19:30] <DreadWolf> They HAD drinks
[19:30] <DreadWolf> Until i sobered them up
[19:32] <Poppy> I don't get drinks on the battlefield ><
[19:32] <Griselda> Well, you're not on the battlefield now. Bar's over that-a-way~
[19:34] * Poppy makes a beeline for it!
[19:36] * DreadWolf snatches the alcohol and downs it
[19:38] <DreadWolf> As your commander, I don't think so
[19:39] <Poppy> hey!
[19:40] * Poppy pouts
[19:40] <Poppy> ..I never get to drink!
[19:41] <Victor> ..that's cause the last time you drink was that the ball and.....
[19:41] <Victor> ..it took us five hours to get you off that chandelier...
[19:41] <Griselda> ....OK, now this is a story I have to hear♫
[19:42] <Poppy> nonono!
[19:42] <DreadWolf> Plus i STILL can't get your hair out of all the crystals in my chandelier!
[19:45] <Griselda> XD
[19:47] <Dahila> isn't that why you cut your hair short, Poppy?
[19:47] <Poppy> this isn't faiiiir T_T
[19:47] <DreadWolf> She tore the nice dress uniform i gave her!
[19:47] <DreadWolf> Poor Aveline had to help me remake it!
[19:48] * Poppy just buries her head in her tails
[19:51] <Poppy> stooooop
[19:51] <Victor> and she started singing that one song...how did it go?
[20:01] <Dahila> oh it was..um...
[20:01] <Dahila> ♫ there was a lady who- ♫
[20:01] <Poppy> NOOOOOO
[20:01] * DreadWolf giggles
[20:06] <Poppy> that's not faaair
[20:22] <Dahila> and then there was the time Merril suggested the poker night...
[20:22] <Poppy> ..that wasn't so...
[20:22] <Dahila> ..it wasn't suppose to be strip poker >_>
[20:38] <Griselda> Hm, I'm honestly wondering if I ought to introduce you all to Priscilla. I get the feeling you'd get along.
[20:45] * DreadWolf giggles "strip poker was fun though"
[20:46] <Dahila> ...it kind of was
[20:46] <DreadWolf> I actually didn't win for a change!
[20:47] <DreadWolf> I didn't lose as badly as Poppy did though
[20:47] * DreadWolf smirks
[20:47] * Poppy turns BRIGHT BRIGHT RED
[20:48] <DreadWolf> Although my mother catching us means that we have to do that at an estate not the palace
[20:49] <DreadWolf> Maman made us put all our clothes back on and forbade gambling in the palace....
[20:49] <Griselda> And that is why if I'm going to play such games, I set up my own pocket dimension for those funtimes♡
[20:59] <DreadWolf> A pocket dimension?! You have one?! :O
[21:02] <Poppy> huh?
[21:06] <DreadWolf> That's something Av and i haven't accomplished!
[21:06] <Griselda> Yep. Learned how to make one a long time ago --- it's where I set up my personal quarters.
[21:12] <Griselda> Pretty sure my twin brother could do the same.... dunno if he has, though.
[21:13] <DreadWolf> Woooow!
[21:20] <Griselda> It's great to have your own space where you can basically do all the things you weren't able to anywhere else. Fair warning -- learning this stuff will take a fair bit, but once you get it down pat you've pretty much got full mastery over your domain.
[21:23] * Poppy is collapsed on the floor....an empty shot glass next to her
[21:23] <DreadWolf> GODDAMMIT POPPY
[21:24] <Dahila> ..that's why you need to keep an eye on her
[21:25] * DreadWolf casts "Sober Up" (slapping her cheeks lightly)
[21:25] <DreadWolf> She's your sister! I was trying to learn about pocket dimensions!
[21:26] <DreadWolf> - Poppy, you're going to be scrubbing the barracks with a toothbrush for this -
[21:30] <Griselda> ....geez. She a lightweight?
[21:31] <Poppy> noooo not fair
[21:32] <DreadWolf> - i ordered you not to drink and you had a shot. How is that not disobeying your commander's order? -
[21:33] <DreadWolf> She's a ridiculous lightweight! She's the only one KNOWN to be such a lightweight! And with kitsune blood!
[21:33] <DreadWolf> Honestly, it's downright embarrassing that my cousin is such a lightweight.
[21:34] <Griselda> Hoo boy.
[21:35] <DreadWolf> - and you'll be wearing the bubble gum pink dress with the frills and poofy sleeves if you argue about cleaning the barracks -
[21:35] <DreadWolf> - Do you need me to remind you of the last time you had to wear the punishment dress to morning role call? -
[21:38] <Poppy> ..no..no..
[21:41] <DreadWolf> ♡ then you'll be scrubbing everything thoroughly? ♡
[22:06] <Poppy> ><
[22:08] * DreadWolf smiles
[22:17] <Poppy> ..sorry
[22:34] <Dahila> I think it's time we went home..right, victor?
[22:34] <Victor> yeah
[22:35] <DreadWolf> I think so too but Poppy gets to go back to the barracks <3
[22:35] * Poppy grumbles but salutes
[22:35] * DreadWolf smiles "dismissed."
[22:35] *** DreadWolf [beware_dreadwolf@unmei.gov] has left #suburbansenshi (home i go! <3)
[22:50] *** Poppy has left #suburbansenshi
[22:50] *** Dahila has left #suburbansenshi
[22:50] *** Victor has left #suburbansenshi
[19:25] <Vermellia X. Rosso> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[19:25] <Vermellia X. Rosso> GUESS WHO IS BACK IN TOWN BIATCHES
[19:25] <golD_lux> ....Nobody else is here :P
[19:25] *** golD_lux has turned their sound on
[19:28] <Vermellia X. Rosso> teeheeheeheehe that means I get to blow up the old house~
[19:28] <golD_lux> Now Sis let's not get carried away~

[19:28] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 188
[19:28] <Vermellia X. Rosso>

[19:29] * golD_lux laughs, hair glowing gold, having soaked up a lot of the energy from that explosion
[19:30] * golD_lux presses a button on her vortex manipulator and her hair returns to normal...?
[19:30] <Vermellia X. Rosso> That's new?
[19:30] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Whatdid you do?
[19:30] <golD_lux> I got a REALLY BIG BATTERY put in there
[19:30] <golD_lux> and I'm experimenting with putting a lot of the kinetic energy I collect in there
[19:31] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...That's gonna be a helluva bomb
[19:31] <golD_lux> Yurp~
[19:33] <Vermellia X. Rosso> _YOU_ need to finish your Budokai match, young lady~
[19:33] <golD_lux> I'll get to it, I'll get to it~
[19:54] * golD_lux is away: wrestling time!
[19:54] * Vermellia X. Rosso is away: whee!
[16:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> [size=50]ARRRRRRRRTESMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSS
[16:38] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> ARTEMISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[16:39] <=^catablanca^=> GAH
[16:39] * [gTV]C'est_la_V gets out the garden shears
[16:39] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> WHAT DID I TELL YOU I WOULD DO TO YOUR BALLS IF YOU EVER AGAIN BECAME THEENEMY OF WOMEN!??!!?!?
[16:39] <=^catablanca^=> I'M NOT THE ENEMY OF WOMEN!
[16:41] <[gTV]C'est_la_V> TEMPTATION ISLAND MIGHT ALLOW IT BUT I WON'T! The UTERUS OF A TRUSTING GIRL ISN'T FOR VIOLATION! IN THE NAME OF WORKING SINGLE MOTHERS EVERYWHERE, I, SAILOR V, WILL PUNISH YOU! WITH CASTRATION
[16:41] <=^catablanca^=> OH SHI
[16:41] * =^catablanca^= RUNS AWAY
[16:41] * [gTV]C'est_la_V CHASES AFTER HIM!!!!
[16:42] *** There are sounds of explosions all over the neighborhood as Sailor V, for some reason, is chasing down her loyall sidekick "power p[BLEEP]y" and trying to cut his balls off with a rusty pawn shop lawn trimmer
[20:19] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[20:19] * Matsumi Kaze has escaped into the house
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> *whew* safe...
[20:20] * Matsumi Kaze makes a bee line for the beer and opens one!
[20:20] * Matsumi Kaze drinks happily
[20:21] <Matsumi Kaze> GAAAH HITS THE SPOT!
[20:21] * Matsumi Kaze finds a sofa and lounges on it, turning on the TV and drinking her beer
[20:22] <Matsumi Kaze> oh man I forgot about this episode!
[20:35] * Matsumi Kaze just enjoys the peace and quiet
[20:43] <Matsumi Kaze> mmm this is the life!
[20:47] * Matsumi Kaze turns to a movie!
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> huh
[20:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ...wonder why it smells like chocolate
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[19:12] * Anesha peeks in to see if anyone of interest is about.
[17:09] <Megume Tenou> and that's the point when i said...look Usa..I don't care if you ARE the Queen of the Moon Kingdom....I'm not wearing that chicken outfit!
[17:09] * Miki Collins pauses in sipping her drink
[17:10] <Miki Collins> ...but..didn't you end up wearing that chicken costume?
[17:10] <Megume Tenou> ..what can I say...I'm a pushover
[17:10] <Katsumi Tenou> you should have stood your ground, dear sister...
[17:10] <Megume Tenou> yeah well when Chibs says it's for the sake of the universe..I belive her...
[17:11] <Megume Tenou> How was I suppose to know it was just to entertain at some Alien God-Child's birthday!
[17:11] <Miki Collins> but you did save us all.....even if you had to do the chicken dance while doing it
[17:11] <Megume Tenou> ugh don't remind me..had feathers up my ass for five weeks straight after that
[17:12] <Katsume Tenou> that is just a....tad too much information
[17:12] <Megume Tenou> ...says the woman with a violin fetish
[17:12] <Katsumi Tenou> I DO NOT HAVE A VIOLIN FETISH
[17:13] <Megume Tenou> then how come I caught you with that violin magazine during the last grand court meeting, while you were-
[17:13] <Miki Collins> I think we should move onto another topic ^^;;
[17:18] <Megume Tenou> oh god remember the time we pranked Aunt Setsuna?
[17:19] <Katsumi Tenou> you pranked her, dear sister
[17:21] <Miki Collins> ..I'm not sure unleashing a c[BLEEP]kroach elder god was quite a good idea, Megume
[17:21] <Megume Tenou> yeah but it was HELIRIOUS
[17:21] <Katsumi Tenou> ..up until the moment she started to-
[17:21] <Megume Tenou> look how was I suppose to know how desperate she was at that point
[17:22] <Miki Collins> wasn't the Time Gate quarantined for a month?
[17:23] <Megume Tenou> still..good times..good times
[17:26] <Miki Collins> ..you know..there are times when I do wonder why we are still friends?
[17:26] <Megume Tenou> WHAT!? I'm great!
[17:27] <Miki Collins> ...that time you filled Sakura's ninth birthday cake with Cybermats....
[17:28] <Katsumi Tenou> or the time you stole mom-dad's favorite car and drove it into the Jovian Ambasssador's dinner party..when we were five...
[17:29] <Miki Collins> or the time you convinced Aunt Usagi that Aunt Rei was secretly a Youma Robot.....
[17:30] <Katsumi Tenou> and don't forget the time you filled the arcturian ambassador's globe with vodka...
[17:32] <Miki Collins> or the time you went back in history and convinced that..british television station to start junking their videos...
[17:37] <Katsumi Tenou> or the time you traded Magistra's TARDIS for beer money...even though you didn't need it
[17:43] <Miki Collins> and then there was that time when we were children and you colored in all of Aunt Hotaru's first edition copies of the works of Yeats
[17:51] <Katsumi Tenou> yes that was.......bad
[17:53] <Megume Tenou> ahh youth...such fun times
[18:00] * Katsumi and Miki look at each other and then just..take another drink
[19:06] * @ walks in and takes a stiff drink from the bar
[19:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^
[19:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo
[19:07] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[19:07] <Megume Tenou> YO
[19:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How long has it been since I was last here, I wonder~
[19:08] <Miki Collins> oh hello Lady Peinforte
[19:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo~
[19:08] <Megume Tenou> wait..which one are you..the old one or the really old one
[19:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[19:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[19:09] <Katsumi Tenou> ignore my sister
[19:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Already on it~
[19:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Oh, these are the Lannister ones)
[19:09] <Miki Collins> we were simply sitting here..enjoying the drinks...talking about our childhood ^^
[19:10] * Miki Collins is the daughter of Hideki and Matsumi...
[19:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah, I'm just here for the drinks at the moment, I don't think about my Childhood much.
[19:10] * Megume Tenou is the daughter of Haruka and Michiru..Katsumi is her twin..more or less
[19:10] <Megume Tenou> wait where was I on that one story
[19:10] <Megume Tenou> anyway I said
[19:10] <Megume Tenou> SCREW YOU CHIBSTER..I AM NOT WEARING THE CHICKEN SUIT
[19:11] <Miki Collins> ..but you did
[19:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There is a delicious fanfic in there somwhere.
[19:12] <Megume Tenou> don't you write porn?
[19:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I write erotic tales.
[19:14] <Miki Collins> is the same sort I got for my 5th birthday from Chibi-Usa?
[19:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> mine is much better.
[19:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a screenplay depicting a full on orgy between Lethe, Bunneh, Lovely_Aidol and Bullet-Hole Snake at 's manor.
[19:15] * Megume, Miki and Katsumi read it....taking it VERY seriously
[19:17] <Miki Collins> hmmmm
[19:17] <Megume Tenou> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[19:17] <Katsumi Tenou> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
[19:18] * The three queens give Paisley a thumbs up
[19:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is well-pleased
[19:22] <Katsumi Kaioh> so lady paisley..what brings you here?
[19:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Boredom, mainly.
[19:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Occassionally ridiculous things happen here, and the lack of children and woodland creatures is nice.
[19:23] *** Megan O`Cain has joined #suburbansenshi
[19:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:23] <Megan O`Cain> Hey, guys.
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'Lo~
[19:25] <Megan O`Cain> How's iy going?
[19:25] <Megan O`Cain> ^it
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Fairly well.
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You?
[19:25] <Megume Tenou> welp I'm not drunk enough yet
[19:26] <Megan O`Cain> I'm doing pretty good.
[19:28] <Megume Tenou> BRING THE BEER TRUCK
[19:28] <Megume Tenou> I MUST CONSUME
[19:28] <Katsumi Kaioh> oh gods..here she comes
[19:29] <Megan O`Cain> Everyone getting wasted, huh?
[19:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sometimes it's good to just not have to thinka bout things.
[19:31] <Megan O`Cain> I suppose so.
[19:32] <Katsumi Kaioh> especially when you rule a planet..
[19:32] <Miki Collins> the past is nice and quiet ^^;;
[19:32] * Megume Tenou is drinking directly from a keg
[19:32] <Megume Tenou> I AM THE GODDESS OF AWESOME
[19:35] <Miki Collins> um..this is quite pleasent
[19:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte raises a glass to the goddess
[19:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte turns on the TV and pulls up a VOD - the movie "Brightburn"
[19:37] * Megan O`Cain grabs a glass of apple juice, and spikes it with a shot of Sinnamon Whiskey
[19:38] * Miki Collins sends a QST to her husband to tell him where she is
[19:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte and Exeter are aware of each other's location at all times should they choose ot check.
[19:41] * Megume Tenou just swallowed her phone....AGAIN
[19:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Brightburn answers the question - "What if Superman was a horror film"
[19:43] <Megan O`Cain> Oh yeah?
[19:44] * Katsumi Tenou sighs and tries to help her sister spit up the phone
[19:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah look up a trailer.
[19:45] <Megan O`Cain> Huh.
[19:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sees a scene where the main is tallking about Bees and Wasps in class
[19:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder if Brightburn : Wasps :: Superman : Bees
[19:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No. Wait. Drunk. Got that wrong.
[19:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Brightburn : Superman :: Wasps :Bees
[19:53] <Megan O`Cain> An interesting analogy to say the least.
[19:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... Well that went from Erotic to Squick in 0 to 60
[19:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I like how creepy this is.
[20:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It starts off slow and then just gets progressively "wosrse"
[20:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^"Worse"
[20:02] <Megume Tenou> so something you can sympathize with then?
[20:03] <Megan O`Cain> I almost feel like one would need to be drunk or high to get through the whole movie.
[20:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well it's a horror movie
[20:04] <Megume Tenou> ...so your life then
[20:04] * Megume Tenou is pretty drunk at this point
[20:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...........
[20:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll take that as a COMPLIMENT
[20:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...this movie.
[20:22] <Miki Collins> hm?
[20:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Superman-as-horror-villain is something.
[21:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God that movie
[21:12] <Megan O`Cain> Quite the, um, take on Superman.
[21:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wasn't that big a fan of Superman.
[21:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I did enjoy the Christopher Reeves movies, however.
[21:14] <Megan O`Cain> Really? Who are you a fan of, though?
[21:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Batman. Iron Man.
[21:16] <Megan O`Cain> Nice choices. Any others?
[21:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe a green Lantern or two
[21:23] <Megan O`Cain> Okay.
[21:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed.
[21:36] <Miki Collins> you know what movie...really sucked....
[21:36] <Miki Collins> I mean..godawful......
[21:36] * Miki Collins is drunk
[21:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What?
[21:37] <Miki Collins> Die Hard 15...
[21:37] <Miki Collins> just....awwwful
[21:37] <Katsumi Tenou> oh god here she goes again
[21:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A bold statement.
[21:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes along sip of her martini
[21:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Explain.
[21:42] <Megan O`Cain> Yes, please do.
[21:43] <Miki Collins> first off...they had him survive by being a CLONE...that's just lazy writing
[21:44] <Miki Collins> and setting it on mars was just awful!
[21:44] <Miki Collins> cuz..like...IT WAS BAD
[21:47] <Miki Collins> and the story where they had to Robo-Hans was after the stolen hands he lost two movies ago!
[21:47] <Miki Collins> WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT
[21:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh you must have seen a reboot.
[21:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts in a DVD of the ORIGINAL
[21:52] <Miki Collins> seen it 560 times!
[22:03] <Megan O`Cain> Wow.
[22:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right. I'm off.
[22:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stumbles a bit, slightly pissed
[22:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves her arm and opens an irregularly-shaped portal
[22:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte stumbles through it and you hear a splash of water as it closes. she landed in the ppol
[22:08] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: BLOODY--
[22:10] <Megan O`Cain> Oof. Hope she's alright.
[22:28] * Miki Collins has passed out...as have the other two queens
[22:31] <Megan O`Cain> Boy, they don't know how to pace themselves.
[22:34] * Megume Tenou cleaned out the entire house of all alcoholic drinks..including some cleaning products
[22:39] * Griselda pops her head in. "Future rulers of the outer worlds, ladies and gents." :P
[22:40] <Megan O`Cain> No kidding. What's up, Griselda?
[22:41] <Griselda> Oh, just been busy with things on my end.
[22:51] <Megan O`Cain> Oh yeah?
[22:53] <Griselda> Indeed. Been in communication with my twin bro to ensure we've got a good base of operations once we drop into the Zone.
[22:56] <Megan O`Cain> Groovy. Hopefully, we'll be able to get there sooner than later.
[23:15] <Megan O`Cain> Well, I'm gonna head back. Take care.
[23:15] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Might need to lie down a bit.)
[23:41] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*back to home*)
[18:13] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[18:14] * Matsumi Kaze walks in and throws herself onto a sofa
[18:15] <Matsumi Kaze> *whew*
[18:22] * Matsumi Kaze glances around the empty room
[18:53] * Anesha pops up right next to Matsumi. "Hello~"
[18:55] * @SpeedRcrX plops down on a rndom sofa and burps, grabbing the TV remote
[18:55] <@SpeedRcrX> Okay so it's time to see what Scorsese was b[BLEEP]ching about
[18:57] * @SpeedRcrX is fiddling around trying to find Korean VOD channels showing Joker
[18:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why Korean?
[18:59] <@SpeedRcrX> Because they show it in English just subbed
[18:59] <@SpeedRcrX> and I'm fluent
[19:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, are you.
[19:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's a taff, then?
[19:00] <@SpeedRcrX> What you call a Welsh guy before he punches you in the face
[19:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...................
[19:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> how
[19:01] <@SpeedRcrX> It was learned int he barfights I had as a child
[19:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....a child.
[19:01] * Matsumi Kaze snores
[19:01] * @SpeedRcrX puts a pillow over MAtsumi's face and rests an elbow on it
[19:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah I was a badass even then
[19:01] * Matsumi Kaze snores into the pillow
[19:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...What are you doing to her
[19:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Asphixyation
[19:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why
[19:02] <@SpeedRcrX> Because it will be funny to see her pissed off reaction when she wakes up
[19:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...the point of asphyxiating someone is to murder them
[19:03] <@SpeedRcrX> The Erottically Asphyxiated Ghost of David Carradine disagrees.
[19:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... Touché
[19:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But please stop killing MAtsumi
[19:03] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh, okay
[19:04] * @SpeedRcrX lets up on the pressure ont he pillow
[19:07] * Matsumi Kaze is still asleep anyway
[19:08] * @SpeedRcrX gets a bucket of warm water
[19:09] * @SpeedRcrX puts it on the ground near Matsumi's position on the couch
[19:09] * @SpeedRcrX takes her arm and places her hand in the bucket of warm water
[19:09] * @SpeedRcrX sits back on the sofa and waits
[19:10] * it starts to rain in the room...like regular rain
[19:10] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte puts up a hex barrie to protect herself... and only herself
[19:10] <@SpeedRcrX> ~_~
[19:10] <@SpeedRcrX> god damnit
[19:11] * Matsumi Kaze 's hair turned that glowing bluish-green whenever she's in Cosmos form..she's still sleeping
[19:12] * @The Intern coemes in, on her last few days of vacation and sees
[19:12] <@The Intern> .... what
[19:12] <@SpeedRcrX> Come watch Joker with us
[19:12] * Anesha is using a giant leaf as an umbrella. "Hey Intern~ Enjoy your time off?"
[19:13] <@The Intern> Cressida says that movie is "more full of itself than a Mobius Turducken".
[19:13] <@The Intern> Yes, I did!
[19:13] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah but I goga know
[19:13] * @SpeedRcrX puts up an unbrella
[19:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I, also curious about the movie that made Scorsese turgid.
[19:14] * @The Intern sets up a force-field to keep the rain away from the movie watchers
[19:16] <@The Intern> ...This is just 1970's New York renamed "Gotham"
[19:17] <@SpeedRcrX> Welcome to Arthouse films Intern
[19:17] * Matsumi Kaze turns...the rain finally stopping
[19:19] <Anesha> I did a little digging on this film....
[19:20] <@SpeedRcrX> It's just tropes painted with DC comics maertial
[19:20] * Matsumi Kaze yawns and sits up
[19:21] <Anesha> Turns out, it's not part of the DC Expanded Universe. It's an Elseworlds flick.
[19:21] <Matsumi Kaze> ~_~ uggggh
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> There is no DCEU any more.
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> They gave up
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> But yeah it is
[19:21] <@SpeedRcrX> doesn't mean it's not pretentius
[19:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A subject you'd know about, right Haruka?
[19:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah Lady Peinforte
[19:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi! That title is legitimate!
[19:23] <@SpeedRcrX> This movie is so 70's it hurts.
[19:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Joaquin Phoenix is doing a good job here, though.
[19:25] <Matsumi Kaze> mm I'll warm up the bottle ~_~
[19:26] * Matsumi Kaze stumbles a bit
[19:29] * Matsumi Kaze trips and hits the floor
[19:29] <Matsumi Kaze> oooooow ><
[19:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte helps her up
[19:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh look the Joker Stairs
[19:31] <@SpeedRcrX> I'm sure we won't be seeing Those again
[19:31] <Matsumi Kaze> huh wha...
[19:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ....wait i'm not at Kanri's am I...
[19:32] <@SpeedRcrX> No
[19:33] <Matsumi Kaze> ..makes sense
[19:34] <Matsumi Kaze> be right back
[19:34] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[19:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh this movie.
[19:36] <@SpeedRcrX> Arthur is the Taxi Driver is the joke?
[19:36] <@SpeedRcrX> ^Joker?
[19:37] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[19:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ok so what are you guys watching?
[19:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Joker
[19:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ...wait that piece of shhhhure fire entertainment?
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Yeah
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Though the thing is
[19:38] <@SpeedRcrX> Joaquin is good.
[19:39] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah i heard that
[19:40] <@SpeedRcrX> The problem is this feels like Scorsese wanted to make a different film
[19:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Well I want to see how it ends up
[19:40] <@SpeedRcrX> Because we're still in "cracking the egg" territory right now
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> ........
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> wait Scorsese didn't make this film
[19:41] <Anesha> I did hear through a grapevine that the film ended up going in a completely different direction than intended.
[19:41] * Matsumi Kaze is on her phone checking
[19:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Well he talks so much about it it feels like he did LOL
[19:41] * @SpeedRcrX looks to Anesha
[19:41] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh?
[19:42] <@SpeedRcrX> What was the plan?
[19:43] <Anesha> F[BLEEP]k if I know --- all I heard post-production was that things went off-rails.
[19:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well this movie feels like a Scorsese pastiche.
[19:44] <@SpeedRcrX> Him being 1970's skinny is accurate
[19:45] <@SpeedRcrX> The world before HFCS was a lot thinner
[19:46] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale
[19:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WE GET IT HE'S MENTALLY ILL
[19:48] <Matsumi Kaze> I barley remember the 70s..well I woudln't
[19:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but it does make a good point
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[19:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:49] <Megan O`Cain> Hey, guys.
[19:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'Lo
[19:50] <Megan O`Cain> What's going on?
[19:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Watching Joker from a Korean VOD
[19:50] <@SpeedRcrX> "What kind of clown goes around carrying a gun"
[19:50] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh boy.
[19:51] <Megan O`Cain> The Joker does. Duh.
[19:51] <Matsumi Kaze> ....what clown DOESN'T hold a gun
[19:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Jesus.
[19:55] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches Arthur just snap
[19:55] <@SpeedRcrX> You kind of feel sorry for him
[19:56] <@SpeedRcrX> I mean up until he hunted the guy down it was sort of self-defense
[19:56] <@SpeedRcrX> But now the movie's gone full arthouse
[20:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...And he runs out of meds.
[20:01] <Megan O`Cain> He's gone nuts.
[20:01] <@SpeedRcrX> Wow Thomas Wayne is kind of a d[BLEEP]k.
[20:02] <Matsumi Kaze> but is he?
[20:03] <Matsumi Kaze> remember dude is off his meds
[20:04] <@SpeedRcrX> No at this point it wasjust a rich person not understanding the plight of the poor
[20:04] <@SpeedRcrX> not really a hallucination
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> BUT IS HE
[20:04] <@SpeedRcrX> MAYBE
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> MAYBE
[20:05] <@SpeedRcrX> DIDN'T HE HAVE A PSYCHO SON WNO WAS NOT BRUCE
[20:05] <Matsumi Kaze> THAT'S A MAYBE
[20:05] <@SpeedRcrX> I also don't like that his laughter is a condition
[20:06] <Matsumi Kaze> isn't that a real thing though
[20:06] <@SpeedRcrX> Yes, but
[20:07] <@SpeedRcrX> I always feel that it should be something that erputs from the Joker
[20:07] <@SpeedRcrX> ^Erupts
[20:07] <@SpeedRcrX> not a tic if that makes sense
[20:07] <Megan O`Cain> Hmm.
[20:08] <@SpeedRcrX> Like when he BREAKS then the laughter starts
[20:08] <@SpeedRcrX> but here he just has it all the time
[20:14] <Megan O`Cain> That's...weird.
[20:14] <@SpeedRcrX> WHAT
[20:14] * @SpeedRcrX sees a letter his mom wrote to Thomas Wayne about "our son"
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH COME ON
[20:14] * Matsumi Kaze just drinks ginger ale, watching passivly
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Small Universe bulls[BLEEP]t.
[20:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She had better be delusional
[20:15] <Megan O`Cain> Sounds like someone took liberties with the Batman lore.
[20:15] * @The Intern is just watching this whole movie intently, as if dissecting it in her mind
[20:15] <@The Intern> ...the thing is there's no redeeming aspect to him. He's pushed too far by society but when he snaps and kills some people, there's no contrition at all
[20:16] <@The Intern> He actually feels empowered by it.
[20:18] <@SpeedRcrX> Man I know this is an AU but it's like... one step too far
[20:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, like if you were Michiru's secret cousin.
[20:19] <@SpeedRcrX> ....
[20:20] <@SpeedRcrX> Is that.... is that Bruce Wayne
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ....wait you two are cousins
[20:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ?
[20:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No I made that up
[20:21] <@SpeedRcrX> OH GOD IT IS WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[20:22] <@SpeedRcrX> Alfred is implying his mother made that up.
[20:23] <@SpeedRcrX> This age difference is weird though
[20:24] <@SpeedRcrX> Oh man now his mother's dying. Damn
[20:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I mean sometimes life does f[BLEEP]k you like that but it feels so contrived.
[20:28] * Megan O`Cain takes a sip of spiked apple juice
[20:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yeah ahd he just HAPPENS to have his comedy act skewered on TV
[20:30] <Matsumi Kaze> seriously..I mean is there anyone really who could have a life full of this amount of bad luck?
[20:30] <@The Intern> They're trying to paint the Joker as a manifestation of the city's anger.
[20:31] <@The Intern> You'd be surprised, actually.
[20:31] <@The Intern> There are people who bend the laws of probability the "wrong" Way.
[20:31] <@The Intern> like constantly rolling a 1 with polyhedral dice.
[20:32] <Megan O`Cain> S[BLEEP]t.
[20:33] <Anesha> Somedays whatever governs luck enjoys making people bend over.
[20:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They really are tryign to go for the multiple-choice history here.
[20:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is he wayne's son? Was he adopted?
[20:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh okay so it does look like it was a lie
[20:41] <@SpeedRcrX> I can accept that
[20:45] <@SpeedRcrX> ... oh wow was all the dating stuff an illusion
[20:46] <@SpeedRcrX> holy s[BLEEP]t
[20:46] <@SpeedRcrX> WOW
[20:46] <@SpeedRcrX> this is just
[20:46] <@SpeedRcrX> wow
[20:46] <@SpeedRcrX> holy s[BLEEP]t
[20:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay shh let's just watch
[20:48] <Matsumi Kaze> boooo
[20:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He looks like bloody Apollo Justice
[21:11] <Matsumi Kaze> ......
[21:11] * Matsumi Kaze pokes the box with a stick
[21:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... wow
[21:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> just wow.
[21:13] <Matsumi Kaze> hey
[21:13] * Matsumi Kaze slaps paisley
[21:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oi!
[21:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte slaps back!
[21:14] * Matsumi Kaze slaps back again!
[21:14] <Matsumi Kaze> I won't let you fall down the arthouse hole!
[21:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not
[21:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the end of this is.. irritatingme.
[21:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll spare my commentary but
[21:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ................
[21:18] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can't say here
[21:19] <Megan O`Cain> Too personal?
[21:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No in case someone gets spoiled
[21:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but the message of the final act really irks me.
[21:20] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh just..
[21:20] * Matsumi Kaze grabs Paisley and drags her into a closet with her to tell her the message
[21:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ..um paisley
[21:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm not that big a fan of yours :P
[21:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I think the closet door just locked
[21:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[21:22] <Anesha>
[21:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just opens a portal
[21:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You forgot I can do that didn't you :P
[21:23] <Matsumi Kaze> ...oh you can can't you
[21:23] * Matsumi Kaze steps through the portal
[21:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte does as well
[21:27] <Matsumi Kaze> so now what
[21:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know. I'm irritated.
[21:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I should have watched The Commuter instead.
[21:30] <Matsumi Kaze> well you learned a lesson today
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> and that lesson was don't watch depressing crap
[21:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a text
[21:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ex is tryign to get me to watch a movie called Stalker.
[21:33] <Thrash> DON'T!!!!!
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K THRASH
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> ....wait where have you been all this time
[21:33] <Thrash> that's not important
[21:33] <Thrash> that movie...it is horrid
[21:33] <Thrash> do not watch it
[21:34] <Megan O`Cain> Huh. Noted.
[21:38] * Thrash flees
[21:38] *** Thrash has left #suburbansenshi
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[21:44] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm?
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> what?
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thinking about seeing the Commuter
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> what is that
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quai-Gon Jin saves a Subway Train from criminals
[21:48] <Matsumi Kaze> ....sounds wild
[21:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes Liam Neeson is amazing.
[22:01] <Matsumi Kaze> .....well...yes i suppose so
[22:02] * Matsumi Kaze is at that point where she isn't sure where to take the conversation
[22:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is s[BLEEP]t at small talk too so
[22:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: slinks back home
[22:06] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi
[22:07] * @SpeedRcrX is away: passed out
[22:07] * @The Intern is away: Going to find cressida
[22:09] *** Megan O`Cain has left #suburbansenshi (Back to the suite.)
[18:19] *** King Obsidian has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa King Obsidian
[18:19] * King Obsidian appears in the lobby.
[18:21] <@The Intern> This isn't the HOTEL - that's next door.
[18:22] * @The Intern points out the window. "This is Ten'Aino House"
[18:22] < King Obsidian> Eh?
[18:22] * King Obsidian is holding something in his left hand that looks like a cross between an iPad and ray gun.
[18:22] < King Obsidian> Are you sure?
[18:22] <@The Intern> Quite sure.
[18:23] * @The Intern notices the device, but doesn't comment on it.
[18:23] < King Obsidian> But it was always here before....
[18:23] <@The Intern> Things moved around slightly.
[18:23] < King Obsidian> Why?
[18:24] <@The Intern> Because Haruka wantwed a place where she could exist free of small children and fox children.
[18:24] < King Obsidian> That's petty.
[18:24] <@The Intern> Thus she had her old house rebuilt.
[18:24] * @The Intern shrugs
[18:25] <@The Intern> It hasn't replaced the HOTEL
[18:25] < King Obsidian> Who are you again anyway?
[18:25] <@The Intern> Ahh, you haven't met me since I regenerated. I'm The Intern.
[18:25] * King Obsidian looks at The Intern.
[18:25] *** The Intern is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'My Hero Academia OST - You Say Run + Jet Set Run (You Say Run v2'. She is Level 1.
[18:26] < King Obsidian> .........
[18:27] < King Obsidian> You are Paisley?
[18:27] <@The Intern> .....no.
[18:27] <@The Intern> I'm The Intern.
[18:27] < King Obsidian> The Scalpel?
[18:27] <@The Intern> We've met before, Lord Obsidian, but back then I had brown hair and golden-brown eyes.
[18:27] <@The Intern> ....No, she's my friend.
[18:28] * The Intern looks at Intern 1.
[18:28] *** Intern 1 is



More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Skyfall (Skrillex Remix)' by Adele. She is Level 1.
Intern 1 is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator
[18:28] * @The Intern shows him and older picture of herself
[18:28] < King Obsidian> Oh....
[18:28] < King Obsidian> There are too many Time Lords around here to remember.
[18:29] * @The Intern pulls a potato out of one of her pockets and chews on it thoughtfully
[18:29] <@The Intern> There are a lot here, yes.
[18:29] < King Obsidian> me then haves a thought.
[18:29] * King Obsidian then haves a thought.
[18:30] < King Obsidian> How old are you?
[18:30] <@The Intern> Around five-hundred and ninety
[18:31] * King Obsidian then adjust a dial on his device.
[18:32] < King Obsidian> This is an age-control ray. Mind if If take 190 years off you to see if it works?
[18:32] <@The Intern> ....yes, actually :P
[18:32] <@The Intern> I really don't want to go back to my childhood.
[18:32] < King Obsidian> You don't want to be younger?
[18:33] <@The Intern> I am young
[18:33] <@The Intern> I told you, I'm only five hundred ninety!
[18:33] < King Obsidian> I could make you older then.
[18:33] * @The Intern looks hightly scandalized
[18:33] <@The Intern> .... no thanks :P
[18:33] < King Obsidian> It can go both ways.
[18:34] < King Obsidian> I need to see if it works.
[18:34] * @The Intern mumbles something about her wife
[18:34] <@The Intern> Well please find another test subject :P
[18:34] < King Obsidian> I'll put you back to normal if it does.
[18:34] <@The Intern> There's people in the HOTEL I think
[18:35] <@The Intern> .... I said no :P
[18:35] * @The Intern slides a hand in her pocket casually
[18:35] < King Obsidian> ...........
[18:35] < King Obsidian> I'm trying to be helpful here.
[18:36] <@The Intern> I appreciate that, but I don't want the help?
[18:36] *** Chateaux Concierge [2fast2furious@fios.hi-ho.ne.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:36] *** +luna_P sets mode +o Chateaux Concierge
[18:36] *** THE CHUGGERNAUT HAS ARRIVED
[18:36] <@SpeedRcrX> MAKE ME YOUNG
[18:36] <@SpeedRcrX> MAKE ME FIVE YEARS OLD
[18:37] < King Obsidian> .............
[18:37] <@The Intern> ...you're already mentally there.
[18:37] * @SpeedRcrX has IDEAS
[18:37] < King Obsidian> Are you sure?
[18:37] <@SpeedRcrX> YES
[18:37] * @SpeedRcrX T-Poses
[18:37] < King Obsidian> Won't your wife be mad?
[18:37] <@SpeedRcrX> MY BODY IS READY
[18:37] <@SpeedRcrX> Bah Michiru's a wet blanket
[18:37] <@SpeedRcrX> DO IT~~~
[18:38] < King Obsidian> ......Okay.
[18:38] * King Obsidian turns the dial several times.
[18:40] * King Obsidian points the device at Haruka and bathes her in a ray of purple sparkles that causes her to age backward to childhood.
[18:40] * @SpeedRcrX shrinks and is buried by her clothes
[18:41] * @SpeedRcrX is now known as Haruka [Age 5]
[18:41] <@Haruka [Age 5]> YES!
[18:41] < King Obsidian> Well, it works.
[18:41] <@Haruka [Age 5]> YATTA!
[18:41] * @Haruka [Age 5] has a super squealy voice
[18:41] * @Haruka [Age 5] runs away, nekkid
[18:41] * @Haruka [Age 5] is away: time to get some clothes and pester adults for free stuff
[18:41] < King Obsidian> ...........Did I do the right thing?
[18:43] <@The Intern> You can't be blamed for
[18:43] <@The Intern> Haruka's antics
[18:44] < King Obsidian> I still want to try it on a Time Lord....
[18:44] < King Obsidian> Just to see what happens.
[18:45] <@The Intern> ....Well maybe you can convince one of the others.
[18:45] <@The Intern> I'd expect it would work the same way
[18:45] < King Obsidian> Also I want to hug Paisley....
[18:46] <@The Intern> ....
[18:46] < King Obsidian> What?
[18:46] <@The Intern> I take it you don't like the shape of your face.
[18:46] < King Obsidian> She helped me in a hour of need.
[18:46] <@The Intern> Because even I know what would happen if you just hugged her
[18:46] <@The Intern> Oh.
[18:47] <@The Intern> Sorry.
[18:47] <@The Intern> I think the worst of men sometimes
[18:47] < King Obsidian> I'm already married.
[18:47] < King Obsidian> So you needn't fear.
[18:47] <@The Intern> (That doesn't stop some of them)
[18:48] <@The Intern> Right.
[18:48] * @The Intern finishes her potato
[18:48] <@The Intern> I can't believe I used to like these raw.
[18:48] * @The Intern looks into obtaining sour cream and chives
[18:49] *** FireFly_9 [ruin@ntt1.docomo.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa FireFly_9
[18:49] <FireFly_9> I saw the cutest child running in the street and she looked poor because her clothe werent' fitting so I gave her some money.
[18:50] <@The Intern> Was this child sandy-blonde with dark blue eyes and a squeaky voice?
[18:50] < King Obsidian> Oh, It's Sailor Pluto.
[18:50] <FireFly_9> Yes! How did you...
[18:50] <FireFly_9> ...Haruka-poppa.
[18:50] * @The Intern nods
[18:51] <FireFly_9> - my hard-earned money -
[18:51] < King Obsidian> You are Pluto, right?
[18:51] <FireFly_9> - she took it WITH A SMILE -
[18:51] * FireFly_9 is now known as Sailor Imma Blow your Planet Up SATURN
[18:51] < King Obsidian> You look goth enough to be her.
[18:52] < King Obsidian> ...................
[18:52] <@The Intern> That's Sailor Saturn.
[18:52] < King Obsidian> Maybe not then?
[18:52] <Sailor Imma Blow your Planet Up SATURN> I AM NOT GOTH
[18:52] * Sailor Imma Blow your Planet Up SATURN swings her galive around a bit and carves off a third of the house
[18:53] * Sailor Imma Blow your Planet Up SATURN is now known as FireFly_9
[18:53] <FireFly_9> That feels better
[18:53] <FireFly_9> You're ... from Nemesis aren't you?
[18:53] < King Obsidian> ........Yes?
[18:53] <FireFly_9> I was just curiius
[18:55] < King Obsidian> If I wasn't already married to Matsumi..... I have felt love-stuck at what I just witnessed.
[18:56] < King Obsidian> You are scary.
[18:56] <FireFly_9> ....thank you? <_<
[18:56] < King Obsidian> And that is beautiful.
[18:56] * FireFly_9 blushes but barely having blood in her body she faints dead away
[18:56] <FireFly_9> x_x
[18:57] <@The Intern> D:
[18:57] * @The Intern gets the medical kit
[18:57] < King Obsidian> Oh.
[18:57] < King Obsidian> Oh dear.
[18:57] * @The Intern hoists Hotaru onto a sofa and treats her
[18:58] * FireFly_9 sits up
[18:58] <FireFly_9> what happened
[18:58] <@The Intern> Apparently you can't take a compliment.
[18:58] <@The Intern> You fainted faster than a Pokémon
[18:58] <FireFly_9> "fainted"
[18:59] <FireFly_9> you know they're just killed
[18:59] <FireFly_9> and then the Pokecenter just gets you a copy
[18:59] <FireFly_9> it's the dirty secret no one talks about
[18:59] <@The Intern> D:
[19:01] < King Obsidian> Are you sure you aren't an emo goth?
[19:02] < King Obsidian> You have the demeanor for it.
[19:02] <FireFly_9> ............................................
[19:02] * FireFly_9 SLAMS Glaive-chan down on the ground

[19:02] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 189
[19:02] <@The Intern> ....
[19:03] < King Obsidian> Ow.
[19:03] * @The Intern coughhs up some smoke, clothes charred, in the middle of rubble
[19:03] <@The Intern> I think we should put the Goth discussion away for now, King Obsidian.
[19:03] * King Obsidian had put up a barrier in time.
[19:04] < King Obsidian> So the House here....
[19:04] < King Obsidian> It's been destroyed.
[19:05] <@The Intern> rei.bot will come by to rebuild it soon.
[19:05] <@The Intern> it gets destroyed a lot.
[19:06] < King Obsidian> I think I will go to the Hotel now.
[19:07] <@The Intern> All right. It was good seeing you again.
[19:07] < King Obsidian> It's next door right?
[19:08] <@The Intern> Yes
[19:08] * @The Intern points to the house next door
[19:09] < King Obsidian> Very well, be seeing you.
[19:09] * King Obsidian walks over to the Hotel.
[19:09] * King Obsidian left.
[19:09] * King Obsidian is away 
[19:09] < King Obsidian> /left
[19:10] < King Obsidian> /left
[19:10] *** / part
[19:10] *** King Obsidian has left #suburbansenshi
[19:56] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is rather annoyed Obsidian has decided to cut in on her business dealings
[20:03] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte stews in her anger
[20:10] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi
[21:20] *** DreadWolf [beware_dreadwolf@unmei.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa DreadWolf
[21:21] * DreadWolf caredully checks to see if anyone is about
[21:21] <DreadWolf> *carefully
[21:29] * DreadWolf notices Kaelyn's shop and goes in to investigate
[21:32] <~>“ I see you, Merrill.....”
[21:32] <DreadWolf> Eep!
[21:34] *** DreadWolf [beware_dreadwolf@unmei.gov] has left #suburbansenshi (I know your secrets)
[21:34] <~>“ ......”
[21:34] <~>“ So much for the reunion. :P”
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[14:33] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Matsumi Kaze *** Happy Labour Thanksgiving Day [JP]
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[13:22] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:22] *** +luna_P sets mode +o @Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[13:22] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa @Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[13:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I think I was just scammed by a 5 year old
[13:22] <FireFly_9> Blonde, blue eyes?
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes how did you--- Haruka.
[13:23] <FireFly_9> Yes.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ................Well I've always wanted to puch an annoying child in the face.
[13:24] <FireFly_9> How was your birthday, Paisely-san?
[13:24] * Matsumi Kaze is facedown on the floor, snoring
[13:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was good. Thirty-one now. It's very odd.
[13:24] <FireFly_9> I've lost track of what my age is.
[13:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pick a number and run with it?
[13:25] <FireFly_9> I tried that. Then I wake up one say and I'm three years old. Then I'm 11. Then 25. Then six.
[13:26] * FireFly_9 looks at the snoring Matsumi
[13:26] * FireFly_9 pokes her with the butt of the Silence Glaive
[13:29] <Matsumi Kaze> HUH WHAT I'M UP
[13:30] * Matsumi Kaze stumbles to her feet, scrambling a bit
[13:30] <Matsumi Kaze> what time ..where..WHAT
[13:31] <Matsumi Kaze> >_> <_<
[13:33] <Matsumi Kaze> ..oh har har, Hotaru
[13:34] <FireFly_9> It's one-thirty in the afternoon.
[13:34] <Matsumi Kaze> ...ugggggh
[13:35] <Matsumi Kaze> I haven't slept for three days...
[13:36] <FireFly_9> Sleep on a sofa then, not the floor.
[13:37] <FireFly_9> You know what happens on the floor.
[13:38] <Matsumi Kaze> look, 'taru....I can't help where I collapse
[13:38] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't even know how I got here
[13:40] <Matsumi Kaze> Hotaru..you talk to Artemis once in awhile, right?
[13:46] * Matsumi Kaze opens a ginger ale
[13:50] <FireFly_9> Yes <_<
[13:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ....you know where he might be?
[13:52] <Matsumi Kaze> - he owes me money -
[13:52] <FireFly_9> ....
[13:53] <FireFly_9> Foer what?
[13:53] * Matsumi Kaze pulls out her cellphone...brings up a photo and tosses it to Hotaru
[13:53] * FireFly_9 looks
[13:55] * the picture is of a baby girl with blue green eyes, white hair and a moon symbol on her forehead..in the photo she's reaching for the picture taker
[13:55] <FireFly_9> :/
[13:55] <FireFly_9> - Who's the mother -
[13:55] <the picture> ...
[13:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ^
[13:56] * Matsumi Kaze points to herself
[13:56] * FireFly_9 is now known as Super Sailor Saturn
[13:56] * Super Sailor Saturn points the Glaive right at Matsumi
[13:56] <Super Sailor Saturn> - Explain yourself -
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (OH. Right. )
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (I'd forgotten...)
[13:57] <Super Sailor Saturn> - Seductress! Aren't you happily married!? -
[13:57] <Matsumi Kaze> 400 machine
[13:58] <Super Sailor Saturn> .................
[13:58] <Matsumi Kaze> and please, Hotaru
[13:58] <Super Sailor Saturn> then what do you want money for.
[13:58] <Matsumi Kaze> ....don't point that thing at me
[13:58] * Matsumi Kaze taps the blade...causing it to CRACK slightly
[13:58] <Matsumi Kaze> it's a test
[13:58] * Super Sailor Saturn is unphased and just squeezes the handle of the glaive causing the blade to liquify and reform
[13:59] <Matsumi Kaze> want to see what he does
[13:59] <Super Sailor Saturn> - You're not the only one who's leveled up -
[13:59] <Super Sailor Saturn> - You know what he'll do. He'll down himself in Liquor -
[13:59] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah i can tell...you've done really good with yourself :)
[13:59] <Matsumi Kaze> ..yeah i know
[13:59] <Matsumi Kaze> well what am I suppose to do
[13:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But Hotaru then you can nurse him out of it
[13:59] <Matsumi Kaze> I was tempted to tell him and tell him t have nothing to do with Selene
[13:59] <Super Sailor Saturn> ...............
[14:00] <Matsumi Kaze> ..but Hideki told me that would be cruel
[14:00] * Super Sailor Saturn 's trandormation falters for a moment
[14:00] <Super Sailor Saturn> Nurse him... out of it..
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He'll need a shoulder to cry on. Your shoulder.
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your shoulder.
[14:01] * Super Sailor Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[14:01] * FireFly_9 drops her transformation anf the glave vanishes
[14:01] <FireFly_9> He should be on Patrol with Sailor V
[14:01] <FireFly_9> in his guide as Power P[BLEEP]y™
[14:01] <FireFly_9> ^guise
[14:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ..do I dare try and hunt him down
[14:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ......or god wait..
[14:02] * Griselda slides out from one of the tarps. "Is it just me, or does Artemis need a better name for his guise?"
[14:02] <Matsumi Kaze> ...i wonder if I could summon him
[14:02] <FireFly_9> He's already trademarked it. He's not going to change it now.
[14:03] <Griselda> ....hoo boy.
[14:04] <Matsumi Kaze> ..do I dare try
[14:04] <FireFly_9> Up to you.
[14:05] <Griselda> Hopefully it'll go better than when you tried teleporting yourself those two times.
[14:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ok..um
[14:06] <Matsumi Kaze> ..never done this before
[14:08] * Matsumi Kaze rubs her hands together, her eyes turning silver and her hair turning bluish green and sparkling
[14:08] * Matsumi Kaze is now known as Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)
[14:08] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) takes a deep breath....
[14:11] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) reaches out with her hand........
[14:11] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) yanks the hand back..litaraly shattering the space in front of her like glass
[14:12] * =^catablanca^= is pulled into the room covered in bull semen
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...what
[14:12] <FireFly_9> D:
[14:12] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> .....what
[14:12] <=^catablanca^=> STOP FERTILIZING MEEEE!! AHHHHHHH---- oh
[14:12] <Griselda> .......dare we even ask for context on this?
[14:13] * =^catablanca^= realizes he's out o danger from the Space Stud
[14:13] <=^catablanca^=> You saved me...
[14:13] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> oh god
[14:14] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> ....artemis.........
[14:14] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> first off someone..towel him off ><
[14:14] * Griselda reaches off-screen, and pulls up a kiddie pool filled with cold water. "Here --- it'll help get that crap off you."
[14:14] * Griselda has some towels on standby as well.
[14:15] <=^catablanca^=> NO NOT WATER
[14:15] <=^catablanca^=> NOT WATER
[14:15] <=^catablanca^=> ANYTHING BUT WATER
[14:15] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> huh why?
[14:16] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) turns off her cosmic form..or tries to
[14:16] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[14:16] <Griselda> Look, I know it's cat thing to not like water, but if we try toweling you off that stuff might get even more stuck into your fur.
[14:16] <=^catablanca^=> I'M A CAT
[14:16] * =^catablanca^= considers
[14:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Look you either take the bath or haeve to lick that off your fur.
[14:17] * =^catablanca^= bellyflops into the pool
[14:18] * Griselda holds up a 9.95 scorecard.
[14:18] * Matsumi Kaze holds up a 8.0 scorecard
[14:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte holds up a 2
[14:19] * The Russian Judge holds up a 0
[14:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...And here I was trying to be Russia
[14:21] * =^catablanca^= clewans up and goes fo rthe toweling
[14:21] <Matsumi Kaze> you were too kind
[14:24] * Matsumi Kaze coughs
[14:24] <Matsumi Kaze> so..arty
[14:25] <=^catablanca^=> ....
[14:25] <=^catablanca^=> Yes?
[14:26] <Matsumi Kaze> ..when can you get me your first check
[14:26] <Griselda> (...this is not gonna end well.)
[14:27] <=^catablanca^=> ... for what
[14:28] * Matsumi Kaze pulls out her phone and shows him a photo of Selene
[14:28] <=^catablanca^=> ....
[14:29] <=^catablanca^=> Who's the mother?
[14:29] * Matsumi Kaze points to herself
[14:29] <FireFly_9> ................
[14:29] <=^catablanca^=> LIES
[14:29] <=^catablanca^=> WE NEVER DID ANYTHING
[14:30] <=^catablanca^=> unles sI was drunk was I drunk
[14:30] <Matsumi Kaze> 400 machine
[14:30] <=^catablanca^=> ...So then why do you want Money form ME go pick on Mago
[14:30] <=^catablanca^=> ^Mango
[14:30] <Matsumi Kaze> .........
[14:30] <=^catablanca^=> And aren't you super rich
[14:30] * =^catablanca^= 's brain can be heard cracking
[14:30] * Matsumi Kaze looks a little disappointed
[14:31] <=^catablanca^=> You know this is probably illegal
[14:31] <Matsumi Kaze> well ok i'll admit the money doesn't really matter
[14:31] <=^catablanca^=> You know I should get a lawyer
[14:31] <Matsumi Kaze> cause I'm already taking it from Minako
[14:31] <=^catablanca^=> ....
[14:31] <=^catablanca^=> NO WONDER SHE TRIED TO CASTRATE ME
[14:31] <Matsumi Kaze> in your name, mind you
[14:31] <=^catablanca^=> WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
[14:32] <Matsumi Kaze> I'M TRYING TO FREAKING TEST YOU
[14:32] <=^catablanca^=> YOU A
[14:32] <=^catablanca^=> YOU ARE TESTING ME
[14:32] <=^catablanca^=> AND I'VE HAD IT WITH BABY PAYMENTS
[14:32] <=^catablanca^=> I AM GOINGT O SUE YOU AND YOUR COMPNAY
[14:32] <=^catablanca^=> AND TAKE EVERY DIME YOU OWN
[14:32] <Matsumi Kaze> WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER CAUSE SHE'S GOING TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU
[14:32] <FireFly_9> Artemis
[14:32] <FireFly_9> Artemis calm down
[14:33] <=^catablanca^=> - SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -
[14:33] <Matsumi Kaze> - GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR -
[14:33] * FireFly_9 grabs him and hugs him
[14:33] <=^catablanca^=> /angs SKREEEEEEeeeeeeeeepurrrrrr
[14:33] <=^catablanca^=> purrrrr
[14:33] * =^catablanca^= curls up and is quiet
[14:34] * Matsumi Kaze still looks pissed off
[14:34] * FireFly_9 scritches him behind the ears
[14:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You all right. Matsumi?
[14:35] * Matsumi Kaze just stomps off and SLAMS the neatest door behind her.....
[14:35] * Matsumi Kaze has just locked herself in the closet...again..on accident
[14:36] <Griselda> ....(And how do these people function again?)
[14:37] * Matsumi Kaze rattles the door knob..and swears under her breath
[14:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahaha is she lokced in again
[14:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> how long before she rememebrs she's a god
[14:38] <FireFly_9> Hmm
[14:39] <FireFly_9> I give it a few minutes
[14:40] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) teleports and SLAMS INTO THE FLOOR
[14:40] <FireFly_9> ..... and she's back on the floor again.
[14:41] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> ow....
[14:41] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> I'm...I'm just going to go
[14:41] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> ..sorry everyone
[14:41] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) just awkwardly brushes herself off
[14:41] <Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos)> sorry arty...hope you guys have a good day
[14:41] * Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) staggers out the door
[14:41] *** Matsumi Kaze (Cosmos) has left #suburbansenshi
[14:42] * =^catablanca^= is all calm again because of ear-scritches
[14:42] <Griselda> ....is it just me, or is there a better way this situation could've been handled?
[14:42] * =^catablanca^= shrugs
[14:43] <FireFly_9> If everyone here handled things properly there would be nothing to do.
[14:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So who will pay for baby?
[14:45] * =^catablanca^= browttwitches
[14:53] * the entire building tilts slightly to the side
[14:53] <FireFly_9>
[14:53] * FireFly_9 JERKS from side to side
[14:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is FLUNG back and forth
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WHY are there! NO SEATBELTS! on these SOFAS
[14:57] * the shaking stops but the building remains completely tilted
[14:57] * Griselda does the Lean to compensate. :D
[15:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God now nothing in this house is level.
[15:12] <FireFly_9> Well, there's only one way to fix this.
[15:12] * FireFly_9 erects a few silent walls to protect everyone

[15:13] * HOUSE KILL COUNT: 190
[15:13] * FireFly_9 blows up the house with the Silence Glaive
[15:13] * rei.bot comes by and repairs it with blinding spoeed and it is level again
[15:13] <FireFly_9> There.
[15:19] <FireFly_9> That's Japanese efficiency for you.
[15:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I suppose it is~
[16:18] * the door starts to crack slightly
[16:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Haruhi's Witnesses ar eat the door again.
[16:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^are at the
[16:19] <FireFly_9> Ugh
[16:20] * an arm smashes it's way through the door
[16:20] <FireFly_9> They're a bit mor einsistent this week
[16:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN HARUHISIM
[16:21] * the door is smashed down....
[16:21] * Matsumi Kaze is back
[16:22] <FireFly_9> Welcome back, MAtsumi0san.
[16:22] * Matsumi Kaze 's clothes are partially burnt off..her body covered in dirt and burns
[16:22] <Matsumi Kaze> FIVE..MONTHS
[16:22] <Matsumi Kaze> - I AM STUCK THERE..FOR..FIVE..F[BLEEP]KING..MONTHS -
[16:23] <FireFly_9> It's only been a few hours.
[16:23] * Matsumi Kaze GRABS Hotaru by the throat
[16:23] <Matsumi Kaze> DON'T F[BLEEP]KING TELL ME ABOUT TIME
[16:23] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬
[16:23] <Matsumi Kaze> I HAVE BEEN STUCK UNDER THE GROUND IN THE MIDDLE OF A F[BLEEP]KING PLANET FOR FIVE F[BLEEP]KING MONTHS
[16:24] * FireFly_9 WHAMS her on the side of the head with the butt end of the glaive
[16:24] <FireFly_9> WHOSE FAULT IS THAT
[16:24] <FireFly_9> LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR WRETCHED ABILITIES
[16:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte slowly backs away
[16:25] * Matsumi Kaze is hit by the glave and just...doesn't respond to it...
[16:25] <Matsumi Kaze> DON'T LECTURE ME ON CONTROLLING MY POWERS
[16:26] <FireFly_9> I'LL LECTURE YOU ALL I WANT
[16:26] <Matsumi Kaze> LIKE YOU F[BLEEP]KING KNOW BETTER
[16:26] <FireFly_9> ¬_¬
[16:27] * FireFly_9 summons the God-Powers of Saturn and breaks the grip on her throat
[16:27] * FireFly_9 sits back down
[16:27] <FireFly_9> Maybe I DO
[16:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just makes her way t the kitchen because nothing bores her more than hyper=powered beings waving their power levels around
[16:28] * Matsumi Kaze is just fuming....
[16:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes some yoghurt
[16:29] <Matsumi Kaze> LIKE HELL YOU DO
[16:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I went through ALL the training on the HELL WORLD
[16:30] <FireFly_9> ^
[16:30] <FireFly_9> I DIED OVER NINE MILLIONN TIMES
[16:30] <Matsumi Kaze> AND THAT MAKES YOU BETTER THEN ME?
[16:30] <Matsumi Kaze> OK SO I COULDN'T DO THE S[BLEEP]T YOU BUNCH DO
[16:32] <FireFly_9> IT means I STUCK WITH IT AND LEARNED
[16:33] <Matsumi Kaze> YEAH WELL I COULDN'T
[16:33] <Matsumi Kaze> I DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT
[16:33] * FireFly_9 sighs
[16:33] <FireFly_9> Then you need to face yourself
[16:34] <FireFly_9> The aspect of yourself from whom you draw this power forth
[16:34] <FireFly_9> you need to face and master it.
[16:35] <Matsumi Kaze> I can't
[16:35] <Matsumi Kaze> I never could
[16:35] <FireFly_9> Then work on it.
[16:36] <Matsumi Kaze> well you know what....
[16:36] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe you guys deserve this power more then me
[16:36] <Matsumi Kaze> ..what if i just gave it to one of you
[16:36] <FireFly_9> Oh for the love of god.
[16:36] <FireFly_9> Stop trying to dodge the issue
[16:36] <// J_Daito //> GIVE IT TO THE CAT
[16:36] <// J_Daito //> GIVE IT TO THE CAT
[16:37] <Matsumi Kaze> doesn't matter
[16:37] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't even want to SEE Artemis
[16:37] <Matsumi Kaze> EVER
[16:39] <=^catablanca^=> Why because you tried to get money out of me for a kid I didn't even MAKE?
[16:40] <Matsumi Kaze> I WAS JUST TRYING TO SEE THE SORT OF MAN YOU WERE
[16:40] <Matsumi Kaze> YOU KEEP AS FAR AS F[BLEEP]KING POSSIBLE AWAY FROM HER FROM NOW ON
[16:40] <=^catablanca^=> THE KIND OF MAN WHO DOESN'T PAY FOR KIDS WHO AREN'T HIS
[16:40] <=^catablanca^=> Why don't I get some sperm from Hideki and make a kid out of it and then charge HIM
[16:40] <=^catablanca^=> would that be Fair?
[16:41] <Matsumi Kaze> .....
[16:41] <Matsumi Kaze> - I will f[BLEEP]king murder you now -
[16:41] * FireFly_9 is now known as God Saturn
[16:41] <God Saturn> - DON'T TOUCH MY... FRIEND -
[16:42] <Matsumi Kaze> - DON'T GET IN MY WAY, SATURN -
[16:43] * God Saturn waves her hand sideways and teleports Artemis away to an Undisclosed Lcoation™ where he is promptly shot by D[BLEEP]k Cheny
[16:43] <God Saturn> ..........
[16:43] <God Saturn> Well, s[BLEEP]t.
[16:43] <Matsumi Kaze> ..........
[16:43] <Matsumi Kaze> part of me wants to laugh and part of me feels bad or him
[16:44] * =^catablanca^= is away: MEDIC
[16:45] <Griselda> ....(And now I begin to understand my dad's general frustration with high-power beings.)
[16:46] <Matsumi Kaze> ..now what
[16:46] * God Saturn is now known as FireFly_9
[16:47] <FireFly_9> <_<
[16:47] <FireFly_9> Yuo saw nothing.
[16:47] <Matsumi Kaze> ..and all cause of this stui-...no i can't call her stupid cause i love my child
[16:47] <Matsumi Kaze> why do i keep screwing up with these plans and ideas
[16:48] <FireFly_9> Waht I don't follow is why you thought Artemis should be on the hook at all?
[16:49] <Matsumi Kaze> ...I honestly just wanted to see the sort of person he was
[16:49] <Matsumi Kaze> i never planned to actually have him pay anything
[16:49] <FireFly_9> Ddi you expect he'd just say he'd pay for a kid he had no role in making?
[16:49] <Griselda> ....and you've known him for how long, exactly?
[16:50] <Matsumi Kaze> well I don't know
[16:50] <Matsumi Kaze> ...good point
[16:51] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[16:51] <FireFly_9> If he's said yes I'd say the kind of man he was would be "foolish"
[16:51] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[16:51] <Griselda> ...oh for the love of Archangel Gabriel...
[16:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ...Deki adopted all the 400 kids I ended up with without question <_<
[16:52] <FireFly_9> And Artemis is a bachelor already paying for the kids he legitimately made
[16:53] <FireFly_9> And he's not married to you
[16:53] <FireFly_9> at least he better not be
[16:54] <Matsumi Kaze> no
[16:54] * Matsumi Kaze just sits slowly down on the Q sofa..looking exausted..defeated.........a bit upset
[16:55] <Matsumi Kaze> ..26 years a senshi and I still suck at this
[16:56] <Matsumi Kaze> ~_~
[16:57] <FireFly_9> Wellthe god-thing is news
[16:58] <Matsumi Kaze> what?
[17:04] <FireFly_9> ^new
[17:04] <FireFly_9> You werne't a god for 16 years.
[11:57] * Matsumi Kaze Saint Paul apology to Artemis via minako in text
[11:57] * Matsumi Kaze sends a ^
[11:59] * Matsumi Kaze also sends both minako and Artemis checks for a very substantial amount of money
[11:59] * Matsumi Kaze also sends a text to hotaru apologizing and telling her that she will not bother her
[16:23] * =^catablanca^= sees the fat check and thinka about how we could pay off a lot of hi alimony with it... but...
[16:23] * =^catablanca^= sends it back to MAtsumi uncashed with the word s"for Selene" on it
[16:23] * =^catablanca^= is away: Too Pure
[21:07] *** DreaDreadWolf has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa DreaDreadWolf
[21:07] * DreaDreadWolf is now known as DreadWolf
[21:08] * DreadWolf tapes an OUT OF ORDER sign on the TV and hides the remote
[21:08] <DreadWolf> Let's see what this will do....
[21:09] * DreadWolf also unplugs a few appliances to see what will happen when the reaidents realuze stuff isn't working
[21:10] * DreadWolf jumps into a portal
[21:10] * DreadWolf is away: watching
[21:54] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:54] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Matsumi Kaze
[21:55] * Matsumi Kaze wanders in...and sits down..turning on the TV...then frowns as it doesn't work
[21:55] * Matsumi Kaze keeps trying
[21:57] * Matsumi Kaze sighs and gives up
[22:24] * DreadWolf is back
[22:24] * DreadWolf plugs in the tv and returns the remote
[22:25] <DreadWolf> My apologies, Lady Matsumi
[22:25] <DreadWolf> I didn't mean to pranknyou
[22:25] <DreadWolf> Inwas trying to prank eberyone else




[22:30] <Matsumi Kaze> uhhhh
[22:30] * DreadWolf dashes into a portal
[22:30] * DreadWolf is away 
[22:42] <Matsumi Kaze> uhhhhh
[22:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[22:57] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi
[17:32] * Griselda peeks in to see if anyone interesting is about tonight.
[16:40] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches the Americans relate back to British Common law on the hearings and smirks
[16:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well British Common law up to July 4th 1776 was incorporated by reference into American law.
[16:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _Fourth July 1776_. You're in England, say it properly.
[16:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So basically until new law got made the English law was the precendent you're saying?
[16:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes. For example "Bribery" in the English sense Was the definition until much later when the Americans made a different one. So for ConLaw purposes you need to look back to what the founders, who were up until Independence, English, meant.
[16:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god I have to turn the volume down when half the people are speaking.
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahah
[16:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Now you understand how I feel when Boris Johnson opens his mouth.
[16:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I may end up assaulting your television.
[16:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> S'alright I can wind time back over it. Just don't do it too much.
[16:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield readies a shoe
[16:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[16:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No no
[16:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hands him a wiimotwe
[16:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^wiimote
[16:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is Super Effective
[16:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh this bulls[BLEEP]te. "It's not a legitimate proceeding if the country doesn't agree with it."
[16:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> If the law isn't with you, argue the facts. If the facts aren't with you, pound the table."
[16:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahahaha they're tryign to argue that it can't move forward because the GOP is voting in lock-step.
[16:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Because we won't vote with you, you're not able t help us."
[17:01] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Britsh style party discipline doesn't work well in the American system.
[17:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[17:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Party Discipline is bulls[BLEEP]t on its own.
[17:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But this hearing, where the Congresspeople are only speaking to the friendly witnesses is somehwat farcial.
[17:12] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Do they think their argument that "because we won't vote with you it's illegitimate" will fly?
[17:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They're just putting on a show.
[17:14] <-> ♦ I'M A RELIABLE REINDEER
[17:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH F[BLEEP]K THAT TOY
[17:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> EXETER I TOLD YOU TO BURN IT
[17:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAN DO PYROKINESIS
[17:15] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte wanders in..holding the accursed thing....looking like she hasn't slept all night...
[17:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WE'RE LINKED YOU CAN DO IT TOO
[17:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...hello mother...mother's lover..
[17:15] <-> ♦ I'M A RELIABLE REINDEER
[17:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I have a name
[17:16] * Exeter L. Wakefield tries to burn the toy with his mind but lights his crotch on fire by accident
[17:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHH
[17:16] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: S[BLEEP]T S[BLEEP]T WATER
[17:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my god.
[17:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..what are you watching...
[17:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Kaelyn this is what you get for buying the Advent Calendar that Ashens reviews
[17:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Americans being obtuse.
[17:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I DIDN'T buy it
[17:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> someone threw it at the door
[17:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...ah you mean idiots
[17:19] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte pours herself a drink..while trying to muffle the damn toy with her foot
[17:20] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets her some liquor from a 500 year old bottle
[17:20] * Exeter L. Wakefield is back, pants charred and smoking
[17:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..thank you
[17:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> snnrk
[17:20] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte drinks down the entire bottle
[17:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ... no t a word~
[17:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I said nothing~
[17:20] * Griselda slides into frame. "I heard screaming. What happened?"
[17:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You're thinking it
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GAH WHER DID YOU COME FROM
[17:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There was a fire-related accident.
[17:22] * Griselda points over to the bar. "I was checking to ensure we had the good stuff... the stuff they normally keep way in the back."
[17:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves to the bar
[17:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Go to town~
[17:23] <Griselda> Well, that's where I was when I heard the screaming. Turns out the cabinet goes way deep....
[17:24] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> you would think someone would have an actual braincell
[17:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... In Ten'ou House?
[17:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> no no on the telly
[17:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> where is Ten'ou anyway?
[17:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Scamming people out of money.
[17:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's apparently aged five right now.
[17:27] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ah yes i need to undo that
[17:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Obsidian did that i think.
[17:28] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I know
[17:28] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I have his gun
[17:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How did you get his gun?
[17:29] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I told him..to use an american phrase
[17:29] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> that he was "stepping on my turf"
[17:30] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> and he got bored and gave it to m
[17:30] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> *me
[17:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .....
[17:31] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I still have the weapon
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hah~
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd try to look for her but frankly I can't be arsed.
[17:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> honestly same
[17:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..it's probably only a matter of time before the police pick her up anyway
[17:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Haruka? Arrested? Is it a day ending in Y?
[17:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> HA
[17:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...though...just had an amusing thought....
[17:35] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...school is mandatory in Japan......oh dear..
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If she's smart she'll just will go to Mugen
[17:37] <Griselda> Ah, the old school-age debate when someone gets pint-sized once again.
[17:37] <Griselda> Yet, "smart" and "Haruka" seem like they'd be in completely different sentences.
[17:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> eh i'll go hunting for her tomorrow
[17:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> so what the bloody hell are they talking about now
[17:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm watching Stuart Ashen eating rotten fish on Youtube at the 'Mo before I got back to it
[17:42] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....why would anyone eat rotten fish
[17:43] <Sarah Christensson> oh! is he eating Surstromming?
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[17:43] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Sarah Christensson
[17:43] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> GAH
[17:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[17:43] <Griselda> Nice entrance♫
[17:45] <Sarah Christensson> oh i have some of that...would you like to try some?
[17:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....No thank you
[17:45] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> NO.
[17:46] <Sarah Christensson> oh!
[17:47] <Sarah Christensson> well ^^;;
[17:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets her some sashimi
[17:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Try this.
[17:53] * Griselda blinks, and then sticks her head back into the liquor cabinet. "Hey, Nemissa, you didn't get lost in there, did you?"
[17:55] <Griselda> .....
[17:56] <Griselda> (Now where'd she go?)
[17:57] * Nemissa rises up from a different corner of the main area. "Over here."
[17:57] <Griselda> Ah, there you are.
[17:58] * Sarah Christensson eats it and enjoys it!
[18:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> S'good, innit?
[18:06] <Sarah Christensson> mmhm!
[18:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: dinner
[18:20] * Griselda makes herself comfortable as Nemissa floats on over to sit near her.
[18:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So, how is everyone?
[18:40] <Nemissa> Houston, we have no problems♫
[18:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte>
[18:51] <-> ♦ I'M A RELIABLE REINDEER
[18:52] <Nemissa> ....what
[18:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte browtwitches
[18:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it's a wretched toy from an advent calendar
[18:55] * Griselda pulls out a hammer that looks suspiciously like Valeria's. "I can smash it if you want." She clicks a switch and the hammer head is wreathed in a combination of fire and electricity.
[18:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Have at it~
[18:57] * The toy slowly turns..it'e eyes glowing red
[18:58] * Griselda raises her hammer up. Her eyes are a malicious pink.
[19:00] <The toy> ♦ I'M A RELIABLE REINDEER
[19:01] <Griselda> ♦ You're overplayed!
[19:01] * Griselda swings fast enough that the very air catches fire!
[19:03] * The toy is SMASHED to bits
[19:03] *** The toy has left #suburbansenshi
[19:04] <Griselda> Hey, six runs~
[19:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah! Splendid.
[19:09] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sighs....
[19:10] <-> ♦ ....I'M A RELIABLE REINDEER
[19:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ............
[19:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Benighted creature -
[19:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...what will it take to rid ourselves of it
[19:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Probably some kind of sacrifice.
[19:15] * Griselda hops on the interwebs and looks up "How to erase a Reliable Reindeer"
[19:21] <Griselda> (Would a gigantic magnet be enough to delete one?)
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[19:23] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Miara
[19:23] <Miara> yo, what's going on in here?
[19:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We are being molested by a toy
[19:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It came from an Advent Calendar
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[19:32] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Megan O`Cain
[19:32] <Megan O`Cain> Hey, folks.
[19:32] <Miara> ok?
[19:32] <Miara> what's an advent calendar?
[19:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo~
[19:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's a Calendar you get in the run up to Christmas
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And it has items inside of it, each concealeed behind a door
[19:33] <Megan O`Cain> Which one did you get?
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You open the door, one a day and reveal the present inside
[19:33] <Miara> ...ok. weird.
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> A Vtech one. Someone threw it at the manor.
[19:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .....
[19:33] <Miara> what kind of toy? it is sentient?
[19:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> it's a great way to give yourself surprose presents if you don't ahve any firends
[19:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reflects on her lonely past <_<
[19:34] <Megan O`Cain> Really? Right at the door?
[19:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..I unforently gave it to my son
[19:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah
[19:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know if it's sentient or just possessed.
[19:35] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> given the manor..the latter is possible
[19:35] <Megan O`Cain> Where is this toy at?
[19:36] <Miara> so you don't know if you can incinerate it...
[19:36] <Nemissa> Well, my parter just smashed it to bits a bit ago, so it likely reformed.
[19:36] <Nemissa> We're looking up a way to erase it for good.
[19:37] <Megan O`Cain> EMP?
[19:37] <Miara> and fire is usually a good way to do that
[19:38] <Miara> cause you can disperse the ashes, etc. you know, vampires 101
[19:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh yes hello miara
[19:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> how are you faring
[19:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah someone els can try fire, Exeter lit his neterhs on fire trying.
[19:39] <Miara> neterhs?
[19:44] <Megan O`Cain> Ouch.
[19:49] <Miara> you have good med tech, yeah?
[19:53] <Megan O`Cain> We do.
[20:00] <Joanna Smithson> MOVE OVER NERDS MY SHOW IS ON
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[20:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Joanna Smithson
[20:00] * Joanna Smithson sits on the sofa and turns the TV
[20:01] <Megan O`Cain> Uh, hey, Joanna.
[20:01] <Joanna Smithson> yo
[20:01] * Joanna Smithson opens a beer and drinks
[20:01] <Joanna Smithson> ...god I hate to admit it..this is so much better then the other one
[20:03] <Megan O`Cain> Which show is it?
[20:07] <Joanna Smithson> ......
[20:07] * Joanna Smithson just points to the TV
[20:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ?
[20:08] * Joanna Smithson has AFW on
[20:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh. Wrestling. Yes.
[20:11] * Miara is away: food
[20:11] <Megan O`Cain> Ah, okay.
[20:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is the group that is going up against WWE yes?
[20:14] <Joanna Smithson> hell yes
[20:16] <Joanna Smithson> WOOOT
[20:34] * Miara is back
[20:36] * Miara has some raspberry sorbet, and sits to eat
[20:39] <Miara> so, did you all decide what to do about the toy?
[20:39] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has opened a portal to Hell and is trying to send it to the lower circles
[20:39] * Miara noms, texting on her phone
[20:40] * Miara makes no moves to help Kaelyn
[20:43] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches the ceremony
[20:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .....
[20:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is currently wrestling with a level 50 demon
[21:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte percieves this battle like a Pok::emo fight
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Poke:::mon
[21:01] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte summons her own demon to fight against it!
[21:20] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte finally gets the damn thing down!
[21:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That looked super effective.
[21:38] <Megan O`Cain> Very.
[21:48] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...I need a bloody drink
[21:53] <Nemissa> How bloody we talkin'?
[21:58] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has mixed several drinks together
[22:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: going to get s[BLEEP]t-faced elsewhere then bed
[22:33] <Megan O`Cain> Looking to kill your liver there with all those drinks?
[22:34] <Griselda> That or try to drink the stress away.
[22:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I can bloody well handle it
[22:43] <Megan O`Cain> Alright then.
[23:13] *** Megan O`Cain has quit IRC (Away I go to the suite.)
[00:09] *** Griselda [FORBIDDEN@404] has left #suburbansenshi (*away she goes*)
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[21:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Kaelyn P. Peinforte *** Happy Birthday, Kino Makoto!!
[21:13] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is watching Box of Delights on the TV, episode 2
[21:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..I must admit the opening is rather good
[21:14] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is alone in the room
[21:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> is this a ghostly shade brought to life
[21:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...and the horse is flying...
[21:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....they are simply a few wolves...why panic
[21:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..that ring again
[21:15] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..and a child killing animals with a sword..lovely
[21:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....and things get strange
[21:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ........
[21:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> so what makes them wolves
[21:16] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> master arnold?
[21:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ......so what IS the difference between new magic and old magic?
[21:17] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...yes give the child who can barely understand anything of this the OMNIPOTENT MAGIC BOX
[21:17] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte writes down "see if that box exists"
[21:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> WHY ARE YOU LEAVING THE CHILD BEHIND
[21:18] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...so swift is..flight..and teleportation..or..something
[21:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> so the events did happen then
[21:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...the purple what?
[21:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..remds me I need to restock the pantry
[21:21] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....why is he randomly walking through the middle of the snow....
[21:21] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....certainly not the most..........subtle of criminals
[21:22] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> let's see how useless the police are...
[21:22] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .........utterly useless
[21:23] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ......this man has the braincells of a rabbit
[21:24] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> WHAT SORT OF POLICE OFFICER ARE YOU
[21:24] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> the law has to get a bloody clue!
[21:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...doesn't this inspector...see this at all as being..suspcious....
[21:26] * Griselda pops up on a different sofa. "Sadly, if the law were competent, the story might end too quickly."
[21:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> he did say it was a coincidence....
[21:27] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> WHAT SCIENCE
[21:27] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> this man is dumber then a basket of tomatoes
[21:28] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I hate this man with all my being
[21:28] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...reminds me of Polarfry
[21:30] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> again..not the brightest criminals
[21:31] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ah so then......magic car that turns into airplane
[21:31] <Griselda> Y'know, I often wonder if there's some sort of field in these kinds of shows that plummets everyone's IQ and common sense so far down they come out the other side of the planet.
[21:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..makes perfect sense
[21:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...yes..something to do.indeed
[21:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ........he has no idea what it will do yet he's opening the box
[21:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I must admit this effect is...quite good
[21:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ah now that is a famous name.....
[21:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .....random transformation?
[21:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ok..this..animation is quite good but........what does it have to do with the story
[21:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..ok so......again..what does this..have to do...with anything
[21:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> um....goose.......what
[21:35] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> fish....they're fish now....
[21:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> again what does this..have to do with this story???
[21:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> and now deer again...
[21:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..and a tree...what
[21:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> that was lovely but.....what??
[21:37] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> instant shrinkage..oh god I sound like mother
[21:38] <Griselda> What kinda drugs were they on when they made this?
[21:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .....an ice skating mouse
[21:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...and he KNOWs the boy...how?
[21:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> how is the mouse taking this so easy
[21:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...random pirate mice......or rats..or whatever
[21:40] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> it takes a unique villain to walk around in a green robe like that
[21:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...and the episode ends
[21:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..that was....interesting?
[21:44] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte stands and streaches
[21:44] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte heads home
[21:44] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi
[16:23] *** King Obsidian has joined #suburbansenshi
[16:23] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa King Obsidian
[16:23] * King Obsidian appears.
[16:23] < King Obsidian> Hello again~
[16:23] < King Obsidian> Anyone home?
[16:24] < King Obsidian> Anyone?
[16:24] < King Obsidian> ....
[16:26] < King Obsidian> I'm in the wrong house again, aren't I?
[16:27] < King Obsidian> And I'm talking to myself....
[16:28] * King Obsidian signs.
[16:29] < King Obsidian> I guess I'll have to look elsewhere....
[16:30] < King Obsidian> /teleports away
[16:30] * King Obsidian is away 
[12:24] <Vermellia X. Rosso> I wonder why he keeps ending up here~?
[12:25] <golD_lux> Maybe he can't "aim"
[12:25] * golD_lux giggles to herself
[12:26] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...Was that a dirty joke? I think that was a dirty joke.
[12:26] <golD_lux> ♫
[12:33] * golD_lux decides to get caught up on the chilling adventures of Sabrina
[12:34] <Vermellia X. Rosso> Aww we shoulda watched this in the run-up to Halloween~
[13:11] * Vermellia X. Rosso dropkicks the VOD box
[13:23] <Miyuki Collins> EMERGENCY!!!!
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[13:24] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Miyuki Collins
[13:24] * Miyuki Collins crashes through a time portal
[13:24] <Vermellia X. Rosso> ...huh?
[13:24] <golD_lux> Where's the fire?
[13:26] <Miyuki Collins> My mom says I need to get your mom, cressida, a Vas gift
[13:28] <Miyuki Collins> heeeeeelp
[14:06] * golD_lux is away: helping Miyuki, c'mon Verm
[14:09] * Miyuki Collins is away: thank you!
[17:33] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte changes topic to `RIP Rene Auberjonois`
[18:26] * King Obsidian appears.
[18:26] *** King Obsidian has joined #suburbansenshi
[18:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa King Obsidian
[18:26] * King Obsidian is back
[18:27] < King Obsidian> Helloooo.
[18:27] < King Obsidian> Anyone home?
[18:29] < King Obsidian> This place can't be empty ever time I visit now.
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[19:01] <@spiritflame> konbanwa D. Kakaku
[19:03] <D. Kakaku> huh... must've left
[19:54] *** D. Kakaku has left #suburbansenshi (ok, then)
[20:22] <> (( Just to leave a message....you want to use SS2....not SS1....more of us tend to use SS2 ))
[20:25] <D. Kakaku> (( I think he thought this was SS2 ))
[20:28] <UltraMatt> (( it isn't ))
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[20:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Griselda
[20:53] * Griselda pops out of the liquor cabinet. "Finally, after 10,000 years I'm free!"
[20:56] * Griselda realizes she's in the wrong place, and so retreats back into the cabinet.
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[14:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is watching BBC Nwes and waiting for exit polls to start coming out
[14:50] <golD_lux> II know how it's gonna turn out~
[14:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yiu be quiet :P
[14:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know this timeline is always shifting.
[14:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your knowledge may be out of date.
[14:50] <golD_lux> ♫
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Sisterhood's noted that ever since that Quinox incident the number of fixed points in 1337-A have decreased significantly
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's like things have gotten a lot more flexible
[14:52] * golD_lux snorts
[14:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte senses an off-colour joke coming at her expense
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't :P
[14:59] * golD_lux laughs and begs off
[15:00] <golD_lux> Bein' engaged suits you~
[15:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes wel KAelyn has thankfully forgotten all about her plans to have a s[BLEEP]tgun wedding so I shall remain so for the foreseeable future. How are things with Intern?
[15:00] <golD_lux> Good, good~ She works too much, though.
[15:05] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tell me about it. I suspect Time Lords are are genetically predisposed to some kind of compulsive or anal retentive disorder.
[15:06] <golD_lux> Yeah I'd believe it.
[15:20] * Anesha peeks her head in. "Sweet, actual people."
[15:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah the fictional ones can be a bit rough.
[15:22] <golD_lux> Yo~
[15:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 90 minutes to go.
[15:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is the first December election since 1923.
[16:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ooh the exit olling data is going to start coming in now.
[16:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grabs some popcorn
[16:57] <golD_lux> About five minutes huh?
[17:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Projected Conservative Majority. F[BLEEP]k.
[17:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I hope this is wrong.
[17:06] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just... f[BLEEP]k I need liquor.
[17:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes to the bar and finds something good and stiff
[17:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why are people so stupid. Why are people so stupid. WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID.
[17:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte screams into a pillow
[17:23] <golD_lux> There, there.
[17:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why do people always act in the exact opposite of their goddamn self-interest.
[17:25] <golD_lux> Because it takes a certain amount of privilege to take a longer view.
[17:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just looks at Cressida. "Privilege?"
[17:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How
[17:26] <golD_lux> Because people are so desperate ot just make a living they can't pay attention to the issues
[17:27] <golD_lux> They just accept whatever they're told because they can't take the time to review the issue
[17:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Gnngh
[20:36] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[20:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I wonder if people just said "What the f[BLEEP]k" all the time to themselves in 30's/
[21:05] <Nivek_Razal> Of course not. They didn't talk like that in the 30s