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[10:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I CLAIM THIS LOG FOR MYSELF AND HAPPINESS AND A NEW ERA AND SNOGGING AND SHAGGING AND VARIOUS OTHER THINGS
[10:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "Snogging and Shagging?"
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a simple creature.
[10:35] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's a f[BLEEP]king lie XD
[10:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hah!
[10:37] <D. Kakaku> (( test ))
[10:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Still, I find it's useful to have others underestimate me with a simple presentation.
[10:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Is that how that's working
[10:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[10:47] <Miara> you can just like those things. most people do!
[10:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh eshe's acting all Prudish as Time Lords are wont to do. I can testify he likes them just fine~ ♡
[10:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...
[10:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :P
[10:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Is that the best comeback you have? MAybe Jedite was right about you :P
[10:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm not good at spontaneous banter :P
[10:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Neither am I but I manage it somehow :P
[10:51] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because you're English and have that sharp, barbed dry wit of theirs :P
[10:51] <Miara> you two talk an awful lot to each other
[10:51] <Miara> just not always other people
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> <_<
[10:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> >_>
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have resons for avoiding other people!
[10:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I do too <_<
[10:52] <Maret Wane> and those are?
[10:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your reasons and my reasons are two diferent reasons.
[10:53] <Miara> we all have reasons! aaaah!
[10:53] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well if *I* talked to certain people I could literally bring down thewhole time-space continuum :P
[10:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm just s[BLEEP]t at small tak <_<
[10:53] <Miara> yeah that
[10:53] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte jabs Exeter in the ribs. "You're full fo yourself, aren't you :P"
[10:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well it's True, the only reason I'm here is because not everyone comes here :P
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'm sure everyone's come here at least once.
[10:54] <Miara> there is actually a whole list of people right now i need to avoid ><
[10:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I can't beleive you just said that.
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I am a horrible person XD
[10:54] <Miara> ....
[10:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Miara
[10:55] <Miara> /squeal not everyone
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ! join us in the hiding but not hiding club!
[10:55] <Miara> ^
[10:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh don't worry, these things will creep up on you.
[10:55] <Miara> maybes? do you have Members?
[10:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte points to herself and EX
[10:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We don't ahve T-shirts YET
[10:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I'm sure somehting can be arranged!
[10:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> And we ned newsletters so people can subscribe to them.
[10:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, newsletters that are never updated.
[10:57] <Miara> who has time for newsletters?
[10:57] * Miara belatedly waves to Maret
[10:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exactly. So by not updating them we provide a valuable time-saving service.
[10:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....
[10:58] <Miara> i'm too busy trying to get to awesome and you're apparently too busy snogging and stuffs
[10:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not busy enough today <_<
[11:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Later <_<
[11:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Get to awesome", eh? Do tell.,
[11:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How does that work?
[11:01] <Miara> cause i've seen all the stuff other me was able to do, so i know i can do it. maybe faster~
[11:03] <Miara> i can't get too into the changing the world stuff cause of you know, members club, so that leaves all the training and adventure stuff
[11:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Competing against yourself literally must be rough.
[11:04] <Maret Wane> twice as fast as an adventurer, maybe?
[11:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sounds like a worth goal~
[11:04] <Miara> but it's fun. and satisfying
[11:05] <Miara> and i mean, i can take the pain, so. why not?
[11:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Teh HOTEL's Danger room might ber good to use.
[11:07] <Miara> haahaahaha
[11:08] <Miara> i use those like every day :p
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What about The Hell-World of the Flame
[11:09] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Lotus
[11:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....That might work if you don't mind dying and reviving several million times.
[11:12] <Miara> hm...would have to research that. there's also something else i gotta do every day.
[11:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Pamphlet
[11:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Pamphlet needs pictures.
[11:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yuo go take them then
[11:15] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I rather like living.
[11:17] <Miara> maybe rei.bot would take some if you asked nicely?
[11:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...maybe. Butr she may not like me.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ahahahah that's true.
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Considering.
[11:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Considering you took her motherf[BLEEP]king eye because of me <_<
[11:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YTes and you had better not lose it.
[11:19] <Miara> ne???
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well things were happening and I was afraid timelines would get shifted and I would lose Exeter soo...
[11:20] * Miara just nods
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> knowing that rei.bot's flesh can make someone protected against those kinds of things (see Noriko and her sword Vindicator) I erm...
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I asked rei.bot for some to make a talisman for Ex there but she declined and said if I Wanted it I would need to take it by force.
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And well...
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I took her motherf[BLEEP]king eye. WITH THE POWER OF LOVE.
[11:21] <Miara> well that sounds kind of awesome then
[11:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I don't know if ti was love per se
[11:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right so it may have been a gouging eye-claw but STILL
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IT WAS LOVE. FOR YOU.
[11:22] * Exeter L. Wakefield blushes "thank you"
[11:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Indeed.
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thus she now wears an eyepatch
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm fully convinced she would just make another eye but wants the Nick Fury look.
[11:24] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I think it's a sign of respect.
[11:24] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[11:28] <Miara> some scars are important
[11:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[11:30] <Miara> i don't have any permanent ones yet
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mine are mainly internal.
[11:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> :<
[11:31] * Griselda suddenly appears on the back of a couch, owling off it. "Hey what's going on in this thread?"
[11:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield hives Paise a hug from the side
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Random talk about training, fighting, leveling and scarring.
[11:31] <Griselda> Ah.
[11:33] <Maret Wane> I don't think I have any scars from battle yet.
[11:33] <Miara> you know, generally being fierce badasses :p
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> heh
[11:34] <Miara> your main powerset's magic, you don't have to get in so close, either
[11:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods to Maret
[11:35] <Maret Wane> what is true, it's mainly Earth magic powers.
[11:36] * Maret Wane does a turn of the wrist, and if you look outside, there are dow dirt-made plant pots.
[11:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nicely done~
[11:38] <Maret Wane> thank you.
[11:38] * Maret Wane curtseys graciously.
[11:52] * Griselda checks over some things.
[11:53] * Miara is texting away on her mobile
[11:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is reading various things
[11:59] * Maret Wane is reading on some old books.
[12:02] <Miara> :/
[12:02] <Griselda> ?
[12:06] <Maret Wane> hmm?
[12:11] <Miara> Bran's busy when I need to not be here
[12:12] <Griselda> Well, this just got interesting. Seems one of my personalized assistants cottoned onto some changes going around.
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh?
[12:20] <Griselda> Yeah. My assistant, Nemissa (I'd call her Nemmy for short, but I think someone else has that distinction) has been running a little side-project alongside me --- namely charting out any significant changes here compared to back home.
[12:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[12:24] <Miara> why is it important to compare them?
[12:25] <Griselda> It's more of a "for fun" thing.
[12:25] <Miara> oh. so you're not planning on moving people here or something then!
[12:26] <Miara> ne, where is "back home"?
[12:26] <Griselda> Why would I do that?
[12:26] * Miara shrugs "dunno, why would you?"
[12:30] <Miara> also, why would you do that for fun, but that's just me
[12:33] <Griselda> Mostly I find it interesting to see where all the changes lie, the little "what-ifs" that cause entirely new branches of history to form.
[12:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That's like counting all the betterflies int he forest.
[12:36] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You can try but everything snowballs quickly.
[12:37] <Miara> if you both enjoy it...
[12:41] <Griselda> Like I said, it's mostly a "for fun" thing. I'm not gonna be like my great-times-seven grandfather.
[12:45] <Exeter L. Wakefield> What did he do?
[12:47] <Griselda> His head spontaneously combusted when he tried charting down all the miniscule differences among a s[BLEEP]tton of timelines.
[12:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yup. That happens.
[12:50] * Miara is away: training
[12:53] <Maret Wane> enjoyable.
[12:53] * Maret Wane yawns slightly
[12:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ..I suppose Spontaneous combustion could be enjoyable?
[12:57] <Griselda> Probably depends on if you survive it.
[13:06] <Griselda> What probably also helps is that I'm starting small.
[13:10] <Maret Wane> I have to tend to Nasmat, I will see you all later.
[13:10] * Maret Wane is away 
[15:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte beaks out laughing
[15:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> STAND USER: FRANK REYNOLDS STAND NAME: 「MAGNUM DONG」
[15:25] <Exeter L. Wakefield> LOL what the hell
[15:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This video
[15:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[15:56] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: Hehy Piase, let's go for a walk
[15:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: ...really?
[17:19] * Griselda is all on her lonesome.
[18:09] * the wall is BLOWN OUT by cannon fire!
[18:12] <Griselda> Now who could this be?
[18:15] * Anne and Mary run their Ship on Wheels through the open space!
[18:15] <Griselda> (Should've figured.)
[18:21] <Anne Bonny> Mary! the anchor!
[18:22] * Mary Read drops the anchor of the side of the ship, which punches a hole in the floor
[18:27] * Anne Bonny hops off the ship, while Mary jumps off the side as well as they wander into the room
[18:29] <Griselda> Having fun?
[18:31] * Anne Bonny stands guard while Mary starts to search the sofas
[18:35] * Mary Read pauses..then pulls out an entire crate full of Ginger Ale bottles
[18:35] * Mary Read turns and nods to Anne
[18:35] <Anne Bonny> alright! treasure found!
[18:36] * Anne and Mary climb back into the ship, Mary pulling the anchor back up
[18:37] <Griselda> :3
[18:42] * Anne and Mary back up through the hole and ride off!
[18:42] *** Anne and Mary has left #suburbansenshi
[20:19] <The Magistra> ....They don't even have the riding skill
[20:24] <Griselda> Maybe they got bored and decided to learn how to gain it?
[20:28] <Griselda> I mean, compared to the other weird s[BLEEP]t that goes on in this universe, them learning how to juryrig a land-boat is pretty tame.
[20:28] *** Damien Souleater has joined #suburbansenshi
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Damien Souleater
[20:32] * Damien Souleater crawls out of magistra's leg pouch and blinks "huh your not the usual person whose pockets i crawl out of"
[20:36] * The Magistra falls over "Gah!
[20:38] <Damien Souleater> sigh even your reaction is not right *pouts* maybe i took a wrong turn at the pant leg spaciel intersection
[20:39] <The Magistra> There are so many things wrong with this conversation
[20:41] * Damien Souleater tries to climb back in to the pouch "hold on maybe if i take a right at the jeans and then climb the bootleg cut before switching out the fabric matrix for plaid i might end up at the right person"
[20:41] * The Magistra kicks him away "Use your own clothes for such escapades"
[20:45] * Damien Souleater points to his loin cloth "yer because i have pockets in this thing?"
[20:45] <The Magistra> Then go jump in via a laundry basket
[20:49] <Damien Souleater> laundry baskets are not portals that is just silly
[21:00] <Thrash 8> are you upsetting my baby girl?
[21:00] *** Thrash 8 has joined #suburbansenshi
[21:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Thrash 8
[21:00] * Thrash 8 leans against a wall, crossing her arms
[21:01] <The Magistra> I'm fine.
[21:02] <Thrash 8> of course you are, child...I just need to watch out for you
[21:03] * Damien Souleater blinks at thrash as he tilts his head reading his aura "huh and here i thought i had a tendancy to change gender, you were male last time i saw you"
[21:03] <Thrash 8> I was male the last 7 times
[21:04] <Damien Souleater> ah i see
[21:06] * Damien Souleater looks at Thrash 8.
[21:06] *** Thrash 8 is woman with short black bobbed hair, a 20s style business casual suit and boots. She is Thrash's eighth regeneration
Her image Song is: . She is Level 1.

[21:07] <Thrash 8> don't mind me...just making a stop over
[21:13] * Damien Souleater nods his head before he smells muffins and does a road runner impressing before speeding off "MEEP MEEP"
[21:13] <Thrash 8> quite the amusing boy
[21:16] *** Damien Souleater has left #suburbansenshi
[21:24] <Ultra> test
[21:33] <Griselda> Also, it's "Beep Beep". I know it sounds like "Meep Meep" but it's not.
[21:37] <Thrash 8> aw you're cute
[21:48] * Thrash 8 walks over and gives her daughter a big old hug
[22:55] <The Magistra> Ugh stap it!
[22:56] <Griselda> :3
[23:04] <Thrash 8> no why?
[23:04] * Thrash 8 keeps hugging!
[07:40] <Silicon Momoko> test
[07:40] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[07:41] * Silicon Momoko hmms
[08:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:23] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:24] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:27] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:27] <Silicon Momoko> there should be a beep ><
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:29] <Silicon Momoko> Oaky that works now to put it ont he other boxes
[08:31] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:31] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:31] <Silicon Momoko> err
[08:33] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:44] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:44] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[08:53] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> works in chrome too
[08:53] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[08:53] <Silicon Momoko> test
[08:54] * Silicon Momoko is away: woo
[08:55] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[08:55] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[08:55] <Silicon Momoko> hahah broke for the old box
[09:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[09:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[09:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[10:01] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[10:01] <Silicon Momoko> test
[10:03] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[10:03] <Silicon Momoko> :/
[11:42] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[11:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:44] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> test
[11:49] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[11:49] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:02] *** @ has turned their sound on
[12:02] <@> test
[12:03] <@> test
[12:13] <Silicon Momoko> FP SS1 audio check
[12:13] <Silicon Momoko> pass
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> RP SS1 sound check
[12:15] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:15] <Silicon Momoko> - FAIL
[12:16] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 RP fail
[12:17] *** has turned their sound on
[12:17] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:17] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 BE Test
[12:17] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 Backend Scound FAIL
[12:19] <> Okay so SS1 sound fails on the legacy RP and backend.
[12:19] * is now known as Silicon Momoko
[12:23] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:23] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:25] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:25] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:25] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> "/
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:28] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:28] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:29] <Silicon Momoko> Still not working on front or backdoor.
[12:29] <@The Intern> let me check somewhee else
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:34] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[12:35] <Silicon Momoko> SS1 old and new lengths are not nbeing set?
[12:41] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:42] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:42] <Silicon Momoko> sound states are flipping ok
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:43] <Silicon Momoko> length is not beign set.
[12:47] <Silicon Momoko> Clearing all cookies
[12:48] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> old length is set once and never again.
[12:48] <Silicon Momoko> There's a logic flaw somewhere
[12:50] <@The Intern> well why is the new length cookie not setting.
[12:50] <@The Intern> We neeed to start there
[12:52] <@The Intern> It's only set in one place.
[12:52] <@The Intern> ...well.
[12:53] <@The Intern> I think I see the issue.
[12:54] <@The Intern> Yeah. It's not pulling up ther correct... -sigh-
[12:54] * @The Intern fixes this
[12:55] <@The Intern> Reload + retry front end.
[12:55] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:55] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:55] <Silicon Momoko> Nerp
[12:56] <@The Intern> Well the cookies are being set now
[12:56] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[12:56] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> Yeah okay something else is wrong.
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> The filesize comparison's okay
[12:57] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:58] <Silicon Momoko> Well no. Old Lenght isn't being updated.
[12:58] <Silicon Momoko> New Length is
[12:58] <@The Intern> Okay so that narrows it down
[12:58] <@The Intern> Check backend please
[12:59] <Silicon Momoko> test
[12:59] <Silicon Momoko> New Length increments, old length doesn't
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:05] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:05] <Silicon Momoko> Aww COME ON
[13:06] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:06] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[13:07] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:07] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:08] <Silicon Momoko> it's incrementing but no love.
[13:08] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:08] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:09] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[13:09] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:10] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:10] <Silicon Momoko> is... sound state not carrying
[13:11] <@The Intern> Well that WOULD break it
[13:11] * @The Intern looks
[13:15] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:15] <Silicon Momoko> old lenght isn't getting made now.
[13:37] *** test has turned their sound on
[13:37] <test> test
[13:37] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[13:37] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:37] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:38] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[13:38] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[13:38] <Silicon Momoko> test
[13:39] <Silicon Momoko> this should eb working
[13:40] <@The Intern> hmm
[13:41] <@The Intern> /aaway need to think on this
[16:30] <Silicon Momoko> continuing a test
[16:39] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[16:39] <Silicon Momoko> test
[16:40] <Silicon Momoko> test
[16:41] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[16:41] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[16:41] <Silicon Momoko> tst
[16:42] <@The Intern> I've worked in some debugging
[16:43] <@The Intern> the newlength is coming up null
[16:43] <Silicon Momoko> ..the f[BLEEP]k
[17:01] <Silicon Momoko> Somehow the fix you put in earlier was reverted.
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:02] <Silicon Momoko> /soundd off
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound off
[17:02] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> hmm
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> still not working
[17:03] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:04] <Silicon Momoko> The old length isn't being set now
[17:04] <@The Intern> This is gettign ridiculous.
[17:05] * @The Intern groans
[17:05] <@The Intern> the setcookie and set [BLEEP] functions are gone.
[17:05] <@The Intern> This is [[BLEEP]
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> okay
[17:08] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:08] <Silicon Momoko> ARGHNOW WHAT
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> it wants to fire the beep but there is no beep
[17:09] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:11] <@The Intern> Well momoko it looks like that's because there's no beep file
[17:11] <Silicon Momoko> ARE YOU S[BLEEP]TTING ME RIGHT NOW
[17:12] * Silicon Momoko uploads one
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[17:12] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:12] <Silicon Momoko> - still nothing -
[17:12] <@The Intern> try a force reload
[17:13] <Silicon Momoko> /sound
[17:13] *** Silicon Momoko has turned their sound on
[17:13] <Silicon Momoko> test
[17:14] <@The Intern> ..autoplay is turned off
[17:14] <@The Intern> what
[17:14] * Silicon Momoko grumbles
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> THERE
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> JESUS
[17:14] <Silicon Momoko> it might ave been working ALL THE TIM
[17:15] * @The Intern shakes her head
[17:15] <@The Intern> anyway, at least we know that works.
[17:15] <@The Intern> let's test the backend.
[17:16] *** has turned their sound on
[17:16] <> test
[17:16] <> Yeah works.
[17:16] <> now chromium lol
[17:16] <@The Intern> Oh god
[17:17] <@The Intern> test
[17:17] <@The Intern> //sound on
[17:17] *** @The Intern has turned their sound on
[17:17] <@The Intern> test
[17:17] <@The Intern> Chromium works
[17:20] *** Thank you all for putting up with sound testing bulls[BLEEP]t. We are all good to go.
[19:55] <@Eitak_Razal> Tiger, tiger, burning bright | Who set that f[BLEEP]king cat alight
[19:55] <@The Intern> Oh did a cat-child try to get in here?
[19:56] <Anesha> That or maybe someone let loose a Gdon. Seriously it's a tiger that's on fire.
[19:57] <@The Intern> Fascinating.
[20:26] <Anesha> Reminds me of some of the beasts my family takes care of.
[20:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh jesus. If I had balls to be kicked in, Episode 11 of Bojack Horseman would have kicked them in well and proper.
[21:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Episode 12 just started with... Jesus
[21:22] * lounges on a sofa, just relaxing
[21:22] <Matsumi Kaze> ^
[21:23] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves to MAtsumi
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> yo
[21:24] * Matsumi Kaze got in from the beach so she's still in her bikini
[21:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 'lo
[21:25] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is in comfy casual clothes
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How's the island.
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> what's up
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> oh it's fun fun fun
[21:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Watching Bojack Horseman. Probably the epitome of bittersweet.
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> summer is starting to end though..means time to head back home
[21:25] <Matsumi Kaze> oh yeah heard about that
[21:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Heh it feels liike Summer's just started and Autumn is upon us.
[21:26] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm yeah
[21:27] <Anesha> It always feels like the most pleasant seasons fly by.... meanwhile the others stick around like a bad rash.
[21:27] <Matsumi Kaze> like winter in minnesota
[21:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah.
[21:29] <Matsumi Kaze> mmhm
[21:30] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yup.
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> yup
[21:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....George Takei
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He is voicing a role. As an audiobook.
[21:38] <Matsumi Kaze> huh cool
[21:39] <@Eitak_Razal> better then Sir Patrick Stewart voicing the poop emoji.
[21:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I saw that movie.
[21:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It wasn't actually that bad. <_<
[21:45] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:46] * Matsumi Kaze drags in a small sunlamp!
[21:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the Emoji Mov... what the hell are you doing?
[21:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm just going to relax a bit
[21:47] * Matsumi Kaze lays on her stomach and slides her top off, while still laying on her stomach and sets it aside
[21:47] * Matsumi Kaze relaxes
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> With a sunlamp?
[21:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte needs sunblock to be even that close ot the thing
[21:47] <Anesha> Nice.
[21:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is very pale so that thing is the enemy
[21:48] * Matsumi Kaze has it on the LOWEST setting
[21:49] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte uses the sunblock
[21:49] * @Eitak_Razal is a redhead and burns easy. She scooches away a bit.
[21:51] <Matsumi Kaze> hm?
[21:51] <Anesha> Any room under there? I'd like to join♫
[21:52] * Matsumi Kaze scoots over just a bit
[21:53] <Anesha> Perfect♫
[21:53] * Anesha whips off her clothing, to reveal her own two-piece set. She joins Matsumi in the indoor sunbathing♫
[21:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //me makes her way to the otehr end of hte room and away from the light! It BURNS XD
[21:56] <Matsumi Kaze> wow the carpet here is pretty comfy
[21:57] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not sure if there are ikari piss stains on it from the other universe
[21:59] * Matsumi Kaze knows Paisley is trying to ruin the fun
[22:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not :P
[22:01] * Matsumi Kaze KNOWS SHE TOTALLY IS
[22:03] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte turns the sunlamp UP TO 11
[22:07] * Matsumi Kaze SCREAMS AS SHE IMMEDIATLY GETS A SUNBURN AND SITS UP, TURNING TO Paisley
[22:07] <Matsumi Kaze> PAISLEY WAHT THE F[BLEEP]K
[22:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> WELCOME TO MY HELL
[22:10] <Matsumi Kaze> YOU A[BLEEP]LE
[22:10] * Matsumi Kaze gives Paisley a shove!
[22:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cackles mischieviously and gets a super soaker
[22:11] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte satruates matsumi!
[22:12] <Matsumi Kaze> GAH WHAT THE HELL PAISE
[22:12] * Matsumi Kaze grabs it from paise and SPRAYS HER
[22:13] <Matsumi Kaze> HA GOT YOU
[22:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte burbles and staggers bacjk
[22:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I';M MELTING!
[22:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte pretends to melt behind a sofa
[22:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hahah!
[22:14] * Matsumi Kaze goes to check behind the sofa
[22:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte POPS BACK UP WITH TWO SOAKERS
[22:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shoots her gangster style!
[22:16] <Matsumi Kaze> GAAAH
[22:16] * Matsumi Kaze grabs another super soaker and randomly firs at paisley!
[22:18] <Anesha> (Now this is my kind of show♫)
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte spins arouns, taking s[BLEEP]ts from all directions, crashing threough a sofa!
[22:19] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte goes "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" in slow motion
[22:21] * Matsumi Kaze glances around..and grabs a random bucket of water and THROWS it at Paisley
[22:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is clocked by the bucket and then utterly drenched X_x
[22:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte dropps over the arm of a sofa, DEFEATED
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> HA
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> I win!
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /giveexp 5000|MAtsumi Kaze
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> //DM lol you would have got 5000 EXP if I remembered how to do it
[22:22] *** ^
[22:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte
[22:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> KICKS Green Voice in the nads
[22:22] <Matsumi Kaze> WOOT
[22:24] <Matsumi Kaze> I WIN
[22:24] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ~_~
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> aw don't be upset
[22:26] <Matsumi Kaze> tell you what..I'll let you do whatever you want to get back at me
[22:27] <Anesha> (And I have the distinct feeling those words are going to come back and bite her right quick.)
[22:28] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cackles hysterically
[22:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You'll never see it coming~ XD
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> um ok
[22:29] <Matsumi Kaze> well whatever
[22:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte reminds you you won this battle topless :P
[22:32] * Matsumi Kaze glances down..and quickly covers her chest with her hands >_>
[22:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...and there's the revenge XD
[22:33] <Matsumi Kaze> a[BLEEP]le :P
[22:34] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte laughs
[22:37] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte tosses her a Ginger Ale as a peace offering.
[22:37] <Anesha> :3
[22:37] * Matsumi Kaze takes it with one hand and rinks
[22:41] <Matsumi Kaze> thanks >.>
[22:52] * Matsumi Kaze tries to reach for her top, while still keeping her chest covered with one arm
[22:54] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte telekinetically flips it over to ger
[22:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...there'sa mental muscle I haven't flexed in a while.
[22:58] * Matsumi Kaze quickly puts it on
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> Wait. The House death counter is goen and the turn order and location are back
[23:01] <@Eitak_Razal> I thought I put a fancy slip cover over that
[23:02] <Anesha> Oh brother. If it ain't one thing it's another, huh?
[23:02] <Anesha> Still, ain't like it's causing any trouble at the moment.
[23:03] <@The Intern> ...........................
[23:03] * @The Intern is away: Not dealing with this now.
[23:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Her blood pressure's gone up lattely, I've noticed.
[23:04] <Anesha> Well, she's had to fix.... how much stuff now? She more than deserves some time off to rest up.
[23:05] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah she needs a vacation
[23:10] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe she should head somewher with her wife?
[23:13] <Anesha> Hmm... now that I think about it, there ought to be some lovely spots they could head off to.
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[23:15] <Matsumi Kaze> we should kidnap her and cressida and send them to one of those places
[23:17] <Anesha> ....a bit drastic, to be certain.... I'd say keep that on the backburner in-case Intern ends up downing the workahol.
[23:22] <@Eitak_Razal> or you get them a gift certificate like a normal person
[23:23] <Matsumi Kaze> do I look like a normal person?
[23:25] <@Eitak_Razal> Lets see... Human, all limbs, no mutations... yep normal
[23:28] * Anesha summons a large vine to act as a reclining seat for herself.
[23:31] * @The Intern fixed it
[23:31] <@The Intern> You know what. A vacation with Cressida sounds like a GREAT IDEA.
[23:31] <@The Intern> I'm going to take it now before I lose my mind.
[23:32] * @The Intern is away 
[23:32] * Co-Ordinator Kelliphan assigns Dead-Eyes to fill in while she's on break. Enjoy your time IN HELL.
[23:40] *** Dead-Eyes [002@cia674.panopticon.gallifrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi
[23:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa Dead-Eyes
[23:40] <Dead-Eyes> So.
[23:40] <Dead-Eyes> People.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> Ont he front page the IRC looks a certain way.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> Do you want ti to look that way here.
[23:41] <Dead-Eyes> AAn answer is required.
[23:41] * Dead-Eyes shoots a Typo-Demon with a staser
[23:41] <@Eitak_Razal> Don't care
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> 9_(
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> 9_9
[23:42] <Dead-Eyes> A useful answer.
[23:43] <@Eitak_Razal> you'd probably need to make the box longer
[23:45] <Dead-Eyes> What about now.
[23:45] <Dead-Eyes> Easier to read?
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> Hmmm. That does actully look pretty good
[23:46] <@Eitak_Razal> But I also hate change so
[23:57] <Anesha> Definitely makes reading the lines a heck of a lot easier.
[23:57] <Dead-Eyes> Good.
[23:58] * Dead-Eyes works on implementing on the other areas.
[00:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Not a fan of the font change though
[00:03] <@Eitak_Razal> Might actully be harder this way
[00:03] <Dead-Eyes> ...
[00:03] <Dead-Eyes> Some things are better said sooner.
[00:04] <@Eitak_Razal> <.<
[00:04] <Anesha> What fonts would work with this spacing, though?
[00:04] <@Eitak_Razal> That's just my opinon though
[00:04] <Dead-Eyes> Let's take a look
[00:05] <Dead-Eyes> Pick one and I'll set it uo.
[00:05] <Dead-Eyes> ^up
[00:07] <Anesha> Anonymous and PT look all right...
[00:07] <@Eitak_Razal> ...Let's just use Times New roman and be done with it
[00:07] <Dead-Eyes> Serifs are for books.
[00:07] * @Eitak_Razal makes a trollish "Sheesheeshee" laugh
[00:07] <Dead-Eyes> Your trolling game was ineffective. You should have said Comic Sans.
[00:07] <@Eitak_Razal> Oh! I konw! Papyrus! or Comic Sans!
[00:08] <Dead-Eyes> ...too late.
[00:09] <@Eitak_Razal> Bah, we both spoke at the same time
[00:10] <@Eitak_Razal> I rather like Roboto Mono myself
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> like that?
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> The default might be best.
[00:11] <@Eitak_Razal> What's the default?
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> unless
[00:11] <Dead-Eyes> Arial
[00:12] <Dead-Eyes> How's this
[00:12] <@Eitak_Razal> Ooooh. I like it
[00:13] <@Eitak_Razal> Long discriptive posts may take up alot of space. Like I'm going to say some Lorem Ipsum now cause I wanna take up as much aspace as I can to test this Lor... actully I've said enough that this should be a good test, so I'll just go with this I guess... Alright shutting up now
[00:40] <Dead-Eyes> Appreciated.
[00:40] <Dead-Eyes> I've rolled out the changes.
[00:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wait are you sayign thanks for the help or thanks that she shut up?
[00:41] * Dead-Eyes is away: Yes.
[00:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Joy.
[00:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte YAAAAAWWWNS
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'b better be getting home.
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ::lb
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ¥
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> �
[00:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> bah it won't go £?
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh it will need to fix that.
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :heart
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ♡
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> test
[00:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> woo
[00:49] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi (My dairy-based frozen confection creates a focal point to which all young males of the species are drawn. You are correct; it is far superior to yours. I could attempt to educate you on the finer points of this subject, but it would require monetary recompense on your part.)
[00:53] <Dead-Eyes> £
[00:53] * Dead-Eyes is away: done.
[10:10] <@Yaijinden> Glory to the new flesh, such as it is.
[11:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Christ it's already this late in the day and I've just regained conciosuness.
[11:18] <@Yaijinden> Late night?
[11:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes but only partially in any kind of manner which would make it worth it.
[11:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good... almost afternoon, Yai.
[11:20] <@Yaijinden> Salut!
[11:20] * @Yaijinden kicks the text experimentally
[11:21] * it licks back (not a typo)
[11:21] <@Yaijinden> the f[BLEEP]king carpet
[11:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh, it looks like all that has been revived. Interestingly I believe the HOTEL still has some ot that under the flooring as well.
[11:27] <@Yaijinden> Why.
[11:28] <@Yaijinden> Why did we allow that to be.
[11:28] <@Yaijinden> Why did we decide this was a good idea.
[11:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The heady days of drunken youth?
[11:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> Shikata ga nai!
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> "What's the worst that could possibly go wrong"
[11:30] <@Yaijinden> "Oh, oh I see, now I understand"
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Listen to me, talking like I'm ancient. It's what I get for living alone, then being raised by a super-ancient race, a super-ancient butler, and loving a super-ancient man.
[11:31] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, that's the philosophy that drives this house.
[11:32] * @ can be heard crying from upstairs "GUYS IT DOES FIT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!" then the sound of whirring and grinding and splutttering folllowed by hideous shrieks and calls for a healer
[11:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh boy.
[11:33] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has turned their sound on
[11:33] <@Yaijinden> [BLEEP] bloop!
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how've you been?
[11:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's hard to believe so many years have passed since you were last here.
[11:35] <@Yaijinden> Ultimately well! Life comes in like the tide, receding just as quickly, and leaves strange weirdness in its wake.
[11:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your gift for phrasing hasn't been diminished; although that makes nme think of weirdnesses as the micriplastics of reality.
[11:37] <@Yaijinden> It's not accidental! The weirdnesses never go away.
[11:38] <@Yaijinden> You can confine them, if you're careful, but entropy only makes the situation worse.
[11:38] <@Yaijinden> And then you have a new ecosystem metabolizing the bits and you wonder what all the damn kids are doing on your lawn.
[11:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> hahaha
[11:40] <// J_Daito //> I know what they're doing. Burning.
[11:40] * // J_Daito // points to the sign outside
[11:40] <// J_Daito //> So many delicious tears already.
[11:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mate you have not successfully immolated even one child as of yet.
[11:41] <// J_Daito //> Teh tears come more from the "why won't you let us into the clubhouse" mentality.
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> Though one day I will havea barbecued head on a pike.
[11:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> #LifeGoals
[11:42] <// J_Daito //> Yes
[11:42] <@Yaijinden> And the taste of Real Baby Back Ribs on your tongue.
[11:42] * // J_Daito // nods to Yaijinden in a *MANLY* fashion
[11:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well Jedite I'm not sure how manly that was.
[11:43] <// J_Daito //> I was internally flexing while doing it.
[11:44] <@Yaijinden> It's all in the cast of the chin and the sternness of the brow.
[11:44] * // J_Daito // nodnods
[11:44] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte mutters something about "boys"
[11:46] <@Yaijinden> The 'tude can't be stopped, only held back.
[11:47] * @SpeedRcrX comes donstairs sans an arm
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Damn right1
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> That's why I made THIS HOUSE
[11:47] <@SpeedRcrX> Paisley do the Orihime thing and roll back time and fix my arm
[11:48] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at her watch
[11:48] <Matsumi kaze> I thought you made this house as a massive tax dodge
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's been over 10 minutes you're f[BLEEP]ked
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> You can still do it!
[11:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not killing myself to give you back an arm.
[11:48] <@SpeedRcrX> But my Faphand...
[11:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's time to learn ambidexterity, or bribe a scientist.
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> hey maybe i have healing powers
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> maybe i can try!
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX looks to Matsumi
[11:49] <@SpeedRcrX> T_T THANK YOU
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX wiggles her stump-arm
[11:49] <Matsumi kaze> ok..so how do Id o this again...
[11:49] * Matsumi kaze concentrates..and gets into her cosmic state
[11:49] * @SpeedRcrX thrusts it in front of Matumi
[11:49] * Matsumi kaze is now known as Cosmic Q
[11:50] * Cosmic Q concentrates..and puts a hand forward....which immediately blows out the wall behind Haruka...as well as every unoccupied house in a 80 mile radius behind
[11:50] <Cosmic Q> .........
[11:51] <Cosmic Q> >_> <_<
[11:52] <@SpeedRcrX> MY FAPHAND HOW IS MY FPAHAND
[11:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...........
[11:52] * Cosmic Q puts a fuzzy glove on the stump
[11:52] <Cosmic Q> IT'S FIXED
[11:53] * Cosmic Q is just sweating beads right now
[11:53] * @SpeedRcrX looks at it
[11:53] <@SpeedRcrX> NOW I'M A FREAK OF NATURE
[11:53] <GERMATOID> ..TEN'OU-KUN.
[11:53] <@Yaijinden> SO NOTHING HAS FUNCTIONALLY CHANGED
[11:53] * GERMATOID BECKONS HER TO THE DOOR THAT LEADS TO THE BASEMENT
[11:54] * GERMATOID ADJUSTS HIS GLASSES
[11:54] <@SpeedRcrX> Prof, will you use the power of SCIENCE™ to heal me?
[11:54] * GERMATOID NODS
[11:54] <GERMATOID> BUT THERE IS THE PRICE.
[11:54] * GERMATOID UNFURLS A TWISTER MAT, AND THEN GOES DOWN THE STARS, CACKLING
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX ponders
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX PONDERS
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX calculates the difference between fuzzy fpahand and her area.
[11:55] * @SpeedRcrX sighs and heads ot the basement. She will have th Play The Most Dangerous Game.
[11:56] * @SpeedRcrX is away: it's like high school all over again
[11:56] <Griselda> Was gonna say... Tenou is functionally unable to die, right? When she does get blown apart, wouldn't she just regenerate anything she lost?
[11:56] <@Yaijinden> Good night, sweet prince.
[11:57] * there is the sound of thumping and hysterical laughing and swearing and crying and then enthusiam
[11:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[11:57] <@Yaijinden> There's a long, long gradiant of "functionally unable to die".
[11:57] <Dr. M. Hanyu> WHAT THE F[BLEEP]K
[11:57] <Dr. M. Hanyu> - WHAT IS HARUKA DOING TO MY MAN -
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Uhh I rahter think it's the opposite?
[11:58] <Dr. M. Hanyu> CUTTING OFF HER OWN ARM TO SEDUCE HER
[11:58] * Cosmic Q just looks at the massive damage she created...
[11:58] * Dr. M. Hanyu is away: RARRGH
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Him and
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't
[11:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...nevermind
[11:59] * Griselda clicks a remote. Time to record the ensuing carnage♫
[11:59] * there is now the sound of chainsaw and murder from downstairs
[11:59] * Cosmic Q can hear car alarms going off for miles
[11:59] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations, Matsumi! If you do have healing powers, that's not how you activate them.
[11:59] <Cosmic Q> yeah i think I need to figure out how to control this
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. You have eliminated one possibility.
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now there's naught but an infinity to go.
[11:59] * Cosmic Q is now known as Matsumi Kaze
[11:59] * Matsumi Kaze phases back to normal
[11:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...cheers! :D
[12:00] <Matsumi Kaze> cheers?
[12:00] <@Yaijinden> Your insight points have ticked up by one (1).
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was attempting to be enthusastic.
[12:01] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Doesn't really suit me <_<
[12:01] <@Yaijinden> How many more to the next level? Nobody knows! Someone turned on blind research!
[12:02] * @SpeedRcrX hobbles back in, with a new arm, wearing nothingbut a twister mat and shame
[12:02] <@SpeedRcrX> I umm... i'm going to go upstairs and umm... read the newspaper.
[12:03] <@Yaijinden> Is "who won" a question we are better off not knowing?
[12:03] * @SpeedRcrX is away: "reading the newspaper"
[12:03] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Judging by her expression I'd say so.
[12:03] <@Yaijinden> What am I saying. We're all the winner here.
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu comes back covered in blood which has splashed across her in a suspiciously bukkake-like pattern
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu licks her lips, satisifed
[12:04] * Dr. M. Hanyu is away: reading scientific journals
[12:04] <Griselda> And footage get♫
[12:04] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU'RE NOT F[BLEEP]KING READING
[12:06] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte decides to use that euphemism with Ear and PEace later, nontetheless ♡
[12:06] * ^ War and Peace, however Ear and PEace may be its own thing.
[12:07] <@Yaijinden> At some point I may actually want to sit down and read that.
[12:09] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'll lend you a copy later.
[12:10] <Matsumi Kaze> >_>
[12:11] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm?
[12:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm?
[12:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's that look on your face.
[12:18] <@Yaijinden> It is definitely a lack of interest in reading War and Peace.
[12:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd swear Tolstoy waas paid by the word.
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gets a text from Exeter about wanting to do lunch ina few hours
[12:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies with a GIF of a bear apropos of nothing
[12:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte waits for the inevitable confused reoly but gets back a GIF of a pangolin
[12:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is not sure what is happening here.
[12:29] *** Suu [yotsuba_suu@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Suu
[12:29] * Suu is staring at her phone somewhat incredulously
[12:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo Suu
[12:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte replies to the gif with a dancing Panda that may or may not be Genma Saotome
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hen starts reading about Brexit and has to withhold inordinate rage. "How are you this mo-- afternoon?"
[12:31] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs that it's past noon already
[12:32] <Suu> I've been getting random messages from someone who wants to buy Big Grocery
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> oh?
[12:32] * Suu shows her the latest message
[12:32] <Suu> They offered me...
[12:32] <Suu> 410,757,864,530 yen.
[12:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...love that's not yen that's pounds.
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Multiply that amount by about 300.
[12:33] <Suu> ...what?
[12:33] <Suu> Who...
[12:33] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> £ is British Pounds.
[12:33] <Suu> Who has that kind of money? Can't be some Bitcoin person.
[12:34] <Suu> Unless it's some government? Why would some world government want Big Grocery?
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...It could be a bitcoin person, one BTC is like 10,000 USD at times.
[12:34] <Suu> True but if you sneeze it goes down like 5k
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Someone who really f[BLEEP]king wants a grocery store.
[12:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hah! This is true.
[12:35] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's not me. I've no patiece for retail. The first rude customer would get sworn at and kicked out the door literally.
[12:35] <Suu> well, yeah...
[12:35] * MYSTERY BUYER IS A MYSTERY BUYER.
[12:35] <Matsumi Kaze> oh my god it's Suu
[12:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why would Suu be her own mystery buyer.
[12:36] <Matsumi Kaze> welcome only sane person
[12:36] * @SpeedRcrX can be heard upstairs screaming "F[BLEEP]K I MISSED MY CHANCE TO BE CAPTAIN HOOK FOR A DAY"
[12:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .... she probably is, you're right.
[12:38] <Matsumi Kaze> ...such a breath of fresh air
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So are you going to sell?
[12:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's enough money to bankroll any ambition you ever had most likely.
[12:41] <Suu> Well...here's the thing.
[12:41] <Suu> Is it clean money?
[12:41] <Suu> If I take this offer, am I going to find a severed horse head in bed with me?
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I don't know, maybe text back for more information?
[12:42] <Suu> worth a shot...
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Though generally in these scnearios it's when you don't take the money that you find the horse head.
[12:42] * Suu does so
[12:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also having watched a ton of Bojack Horseman lately that mental image unnerves me more than it should.
[12:43] * The MYSTERY BUYER™ provides certification that the money is legitimately sourced and is in the Bank of England.
[12:46] <Suu> ...Bank of England, huh? You suuuuuuuuuuuuure you don't know anything about this, Paisley-san?
[12:46] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I know this is very hard ot believe but I am not the only English person in existence.
[12:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte says this as dryly as possible.
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Again. It's not me. Wy would I spend that much money on a store I wouldn't even want to run? I'm already set for life.
[12:49] <Suu> S[BLEEP]ts and giggles?
[12:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> D:
[12:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Trust me I have better ways to keep myself occupied.
[12:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Paise, slash me!
[12:50] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes out a pen, and opens up her scandalous no moleskine, quickly writing up a quick tale of Inu Kitsune sitting quietly in Ying's Corner enjoying the pleasure of their own company, weeping lonely tears.

[12:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte shows her latest work to Suu. "See?"
[12:51] *** Caligo has joined #suburbansenshi
[12:51] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa Caligo
[12:51] <Suu> ...okay
[12:51] * Caligo walks in, holding a limp man over his shoulder
[12:51] * Suu sends back another reply
[12:51] <Suu> Uh...
[12:51] <Caligo> .....i need to hide a body
[12:51] <Suu> What did you do!?
[12:51] <Caligo> I killed him
[12:51] <GERMATOID> I HAVE A PLASTIC BUCKET OF ACID IN THE BASEMENT
[12:52] <Caligo> excellent
[12:52] * GERMATOID WAVES HIM ON IN
[12:52] * Caligo walks downstairs with the body
[12:52] * Caligo is away 
[12:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...wut
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ...
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> I forget I have a psychopath for a son
[12:52] <Matsumi Kaze> ANYHOO
[12:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> are we in Breaking Bad right now
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know..
[12:53] <Matsumi Kaze> Suu, you're not secretly making Meth are you?
[12:54] * The MYSTERY BUYER™ assures Suu that they just want to expand the concept of Big Grocery and really want to put resouces into it
[12:58] <Matsumi Kaze> I should get back the beach house in a bit..Freya's planning..some big festival thing tonight
[12:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The last one was fun.
[13:02] <Matsumi Kaze> she said this one is...tradition from quinox i guess???...
[13:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh lord. I imagine it will be a cross between Love Hina and a Mothra film.
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ....
[13:05] <Matsumi Kaze> maybe i should tell her to cancel >.>
[13:09] * Suu texts that she wants to meet the Mystery Buyer in person before she makes her final decision
[13:11] * Mystery Buyer™ attempts to dissuade Suu
[13:11] * Suu is persistant
[13:12] * Mystery Buyer™ relents. Will be there in a minute
[13:12] <Suu> Okay. We're going to meet this buyer...
[13:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well that was fast.
[13:13] <Suu> I'm going to go wait outside for them. I have a feeling they want to do this privately.
[13:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ALl ri--
[13:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte freezes haveing sensed something
[13:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> mother f[BLEEP]ker
[13:13] <Griselda> Someone you know?
[13:14] * Exeter L. Wakefield is walking up to the door with a briefcase full of bearer bonds
[13:14] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte throiws open the door
[13:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ARE YOU THE MYSTERY BUYER
[13:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_<
[13:14] <Exeter L. Wakefield> IT WAS A MYSTERY UNTIL YOU YELLED IT
[13:14] <Griselda> Snrk
[13:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte hisses "Why do you want a grocery store"
[13:15] * Exeter L. Wakefield presents the breifcase of MONIES
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Suu... it's all right.. this is my irritating other half.
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter Wakefield.
[13:15] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> a.k.a idiot
[13:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why am I am idiot?
[13:16] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte presses a finger to her forehead. "Do we have a day~~?"
[13:16] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 1 - Why do you have that much money. Is that my money?
[13:16] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No it's not you're money :P
[13:17] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Well... sort of. Remember that pound note you lent me a few weeks ago.
[13:17] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes because it was useless since we use pound coins now.
[13:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I might have invested it in a reverse-time compound interest scheme
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[13:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snatches the briefcase
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll buy it.
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Right now.
[13:18] <Exeter L. Wakefield> WAIT THAT'S MY--
[13:18] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at him dangerously
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Your what, love~?
[13:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - YOUR WHAT -
[13:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> v
[13:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> v_v
[13:19] <Suu> (( sorry bathroom ))
[13:19] <Suu> ...Wait. What.
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Also you can't just text people offering ludicrous amounts of money like that
[13:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, I'm sorry. He's an idiot.
[13:19] * Suu looks at Exeter L. Wakefield.
[13:19] *** Exeter L. Wakefield is




More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: [url=https://lakeshorerecords.bandcamp.com/album/night-stalker]. He is Level 1.

[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..can't even get the music link right :P
[13:20] <Suu> Well, if he's your better half, then I trust him...
[13:20] <Suu> but seriously, why?
[13:20] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I WANT TO BE A MAN OF MYSTERY ALL RIGHT
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> IN THOSE SUNGLASSS---
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> _better_?
[13:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Other. not better.
[13:21] <Suu> Yeah that's all well and good, but I was having thoughts of dictatorships and cabals and such
[13:21] <Griselda> Relationship goals, ladies and germs. :P
[13:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not entirely convinced he isn't planning some harebrained scheme to sav the universe
[13:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but I'll vouch for him
[13:21] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is now sure of it actually
[13:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Maybe I just want to run the store
[13:22] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte bites her tongue
[13:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I'll buy it. For the idiot.
[13:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /queak But it's my money <_<
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll pay with MY money and his money is going to the Peinforte Foundation's Charitable Works department.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So starving orphans can weat, or something.
[13:23] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whatever Donna's cooked up.
[13:26] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Do you have that much money?
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..................
[13:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have money in f[BLEEP]k you quantities.
[13:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Itt's why Peinforte Manor is to the UK what the HOTEL is to Japan.
[13:27] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just wish you would have told me. I would have offered to buy it. I have an honest face after alll.
[13:27] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...And I don't?
[13:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not with Alucard's Sunglasses you don't.
[13:28] <Suu> *sigh*
[13:28] <Suu> look...
[13:28] <Suu> is this offer still on the table?
[13:28] <Exeter L. Wakefield> These are peril-sensitive sunglassses that just happen to look like his minus a few details
[13:28] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes
[13:29] <Suu> Because 410,757,864,530 pounds is like...
[13:29] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And Exter that is what you get for buying off Wish.com
[13:29] <Suu> probably what this entire complex is worth.
[13:29] *** D. Kakaku has joined #suburbansenshi
[13:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa D. Kakaku
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> But they said Quality goods and I just said to wait for shipping
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Suu I have _reasons
[13:29] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Reasons for wanting that store.
[13:30] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte grumbles. Shut up Exeter and let me handle it from here.
[13:30] <Suu> Am I privy to those reasons?
[13:30] <D. Kakaku> afternoon
[13:30] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....
[13:31] * Exeter L. Wakefield thinks about what he can andcannot say here
[13:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ... I want to have it start cranking out specialtty goods again.
[13:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Like the high end crazy ridiculous goods.
[13:32] <Exeter L. Wakefield> "More than a Corner Store" would eb the motto
[13:32] <Suu> mhmm...
[13:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..how long did it take you to come up with that rhyme
[13:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....not long <_<;
[13:33] <Suu> well, if you are going to take the store over, there's one thing
[13:33] <Suu> Make sure the cat's fed.
[13:33] <Exeter L. Wakefield> There's a cat?
[13:33] <Suu> It will break Gundham-san's heart to know the cat's not being treated well, and he might decide to cast a spell on you...
[13:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Paisley can we bring home the cat
[13:34] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No we have a cat and that cat's probably like the Genius Loci of the place so it would be revered there.
[13:34] <Exeter L. Wakefield> The cat shall be treated as if it was an Egyptian god.
[13:35] <Suu> that works for me.
[13:35] <Suu> I'll take you up on your offer.
[13:35] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte cuts a very large cheque to Suu
[13:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is a Bank Cheque so guard it with your life until you cash it.
[13:37] <Suu> Okay...
[13:37] <Suu> are the banks open today?
[13:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No but you actually have a Transtemporal Banking ATM right in Big Grocery.
[13:39] <Exeter L. Wakefield> you can have that transferred to your account right now.
[13:39] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives her directions
[13:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait you use that too?
[13:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Sisterhood has a galactic bank account so its members can get access to recources when not on Karn. They told me about it.
[13:44] * Caligo is back
[13:44] * Caligo walks back upstairs, his sleeves rolled up and his hands caked in blood
[13:45] <Caligo> hm?
[13:45] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ..We should be the ones 'Hm"ing.
[13:47] <Suu> Okay, be right back
[13:47] * Suu goes into Big Grocery one last time
[13:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Why'd YOU buy it!?
[13:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> YOU KNOW WHY. You *can't* OWN IT
[13:50] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What f[BLEEP]k are you EVEN DOING buying THAT PLACE
[13:50] *** Caligo has left #suburbansenshi
[13:50] * Paisley's phone goes off
[13:50] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks the phone, irritated at being interrupted mid rant
[13:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is calling
[13:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved to: [ On Mobile ]
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] Hallo Kae, what's up.
[13:52] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ On Mobile ]
[13:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I hear you are getting into the retail business, dear mother
[13:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ...waht the f[BLEEP]k this literally just happened. Are your spies everywhere
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] you would..OW...ow....you would be surprised
[13:53] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [On Mobile] can be heard jostling the phone a bit
[13:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ....What's happening to you over there.
[13:53] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] nothing you would know about
[13:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] but as I was saying..i understand you're getting into the retail business
[13:55] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ..._someone_ is doing something very stupid. I'm covering his arse.
[13:55] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I hope you are not thinking of going into the selling of magical antiques or items of such nature
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ....................
[13:56] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile] suddenly has a dark grin
[13:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ...Well I wasnt but I wonder if that market is ripe for disruption.
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] if you do so
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] ..I will crush you
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will crush your business
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] and when I am finished crushing your business
[13:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] O RLY
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will sow your fields with salt
[13:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] so you can never rise again
[13:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] ... you're such a good girl ♡
[13:58] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile] is proud
[13:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] now if you excuse me..OW ok ok that's enough
[13:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [On Mobile] I will have my eyes open
[13:59] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [On Mobile] hangs up
[13:59] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi
[14:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> [On Mobile] /he hangs up too
[14:01] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte [On Mobile]
[14:01] *** @Paisley Pythia Peinforte has moved back to the Ten'ou (Road)House Livingroom
[14:01] * Suu is back
[14:01] <Suu> Well that was relatively quick and painless
[14:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh Transtemporal Banking is handy.
[14:07] <Suu> so, according to the exchange rates, I now have more than the GDP of most countries
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Welcome to the club.
[14:07] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives Exeter £5
[14:07] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Invest this for me.
[14:08] <Exeter L. Wakefield> okay
[14:08] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And give your breifcase of money to charity to make up for this horrible nonsense you're starting up :P
[14:09] <@Yaijinden> Yours is now the power to topple local economies, or to buoy them into coherency!
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> B[BLEEP]ches I *own* Canada.
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> Y'all are lightweights.
[14:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I forgot that was a thing
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> Yeah I was on cocaine and doing high frequency stock trading
[14:10] <@Chateaux Concierge> ended up with Canada
[14:11] * @Chateaux Concierge rubs under her nose. "But I'm clean now."
[14:12] <@Yaijinden> Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
[14:12] <@Chateaux Concierge> ...yeah
[14:12] * @Chateaux Concierge 's shivers a little
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> NO
[14:12] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Stay CLEAN
[14:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> I will!
[14:13] <@Chateaux Concierge> I will <_<
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> What would your sweet baby thing if she knew mommy was on cocaine!
[14:13] * @Chateaux Concierge is away: but I did love being the Wolf of all Street
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> Or what would she think!
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....You know
[14:13] <@Yaijinden> Is that still a thing they're doing? I think that's still a thing they're doing.
[14:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chat IS Eliza's cocaine.
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... distressing.
[14:14] <@Yaijinden> Or is she more her MDMA?
[14:14] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> For all the shipping I do that image harms me.
[14:16] <@Yaijinden> You're welcome!
[14:16] <@Yaijinden> Now I'm envisioning Eliza in a rave.
[14:18] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....
[14:19] * Griselda imagines Eliza with a pair of glowsticks.
[14:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Elixa writhed to the undulating pousing of the bass, head carched back, licking the drops fo water falling from the pipes on the ceiling"
[14:19] <@Yaijinden> Hella reflexes.
[14:19] <@Yaijinden> How's she doing anyway!
[14:20] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Currently entomed ina coffin literally sucking up a feed of Chateaux.
[14:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As I said, disturbing.
[14:21] <Suu> ...okay.
[14:21] <Suu> Hi, Yaijinden.
[14:22] <Suu> I just sold Big Grocary for 410,757,864,530dead cops pounds
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....................
[14:22] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> EXETER DID YOU GET TYHE SALE PRICE FROMA MEME
[14:22] <@Yaijinden> Congratulations! Yours is now the power to wreck local economies or possibly to change the world.
[14:23] <Exeter L. Wakefield> <_< maaaybe
[14:23] <Griselda> Priorities♫
[14:25] <Suu> I'm thinking of changing the world.
[14:26] <@Yaijinden> An excellent plan. Any idea where you want to start?
[14:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Please don't start any cults.
[14:29] <Suu> Well, there's still cleanup that needs to be done in Fukushima and Kagoshima...
[14:32] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte smiles. "That's the best use for money, really."
[14:32] <Griselda> Kagoshima.... if memory serves there are two Senshi down there that'd be more than happy to lend you any needed assistance.
[14:36] <@Yaijinden> I say go for it.
[14:36] <@Yaijinden> Then go full meme and do NANOMACHINES, SON.
[14:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not ready to be turned into grey goo just yet.
[14:39] <@Yaijinden> Pish tosh, nobody said anything about grey goo.
[14:39] <Griselda> Y'know, I heard rumors about a world that had been developing machines that were even tinier than nanomachines.
[14:39] <@Yaijinden> Unless you're talking about grey goo, and this is something you and that whoever that guy you were not flirting with are both into.
[14:40] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> what
[14:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> wait what
[14:41] <@Yaijinden> YES. YOU.
[14:41] <Suu> huh
[14:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If you mean me and Ex, we totally flirt but I was legitimately castigating him just now.
[14:42] <@Yaijinden> Yes, exactly, that whoever you were not flirting with.
[14:42] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh he was being literal. Wow.
[14:42] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yai you are f[BLEEP]king inscrutable even when you are being scrutale.
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^scrutable.
[14:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I suppose I'm too used to parsing the world though a lens of dark sarcasm.
[14:47] <@Yaijinden> It's part of my mystique.
[14:47] <@Yaijinden> So wait, Ex, X, or what now?
[14:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Exeter. Not X. Different person.
[14:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes. Completely.
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - he just happened ot the buy the business that other fellow sold to Suu. -
[14:49] <Exeter L. Wakefield> .....
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Exeter here is over 10,000 years old you see.
[14:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So he can be a bit DAFT
[14:50] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sensing a high degres of hostility here
[14:50] <@Yaijinden> Right, okay. I'm not going to apologize because SOMEONE keeps INVOLUNTARILY REINVENTING HIMSELF whenever someone spanks reality like a b[BLEEP]ch.
[14:50] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ....I AM NOT MIKE DRAKE
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte falls over in a paroxym of laughter
[14:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte snorts
[14:51] <@Yaijinden> You're not Mike Drake, you're Exeter! Welcome to the party. I'm Yaijinden, I don't rule the roost I just occasionally squat like a vulture on couches.
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's... complicated?
[14:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh he knows exactly who you are.
[14:52] <@Yaijinden> THEN WHY AM I INTRODUCING MYSELF.
[14:52] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bdcause he's from the Mysterious Future :P
[14:52] <@Yaijinden> Ah well that all makes sense now
[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Only to a point :P
[14:52] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I spent several millennia stuck in a room in Peinforte Manor you see.
[14:53] <Suu> I'm going to go crunch some numbers.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> He would tell me all sorts of secrets about the future I would use to keep the HOTEL and the world safe.
[14:53] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Enjoy your accounting work
[14:53] *** Suu [yotsuba_suu@clampgakuen.ac.jp] has left #suburbansenshi (Flying towards the future)
[14:54] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah well that's why Intern's banned me fromt he HOTEL
[14:54] <@Yaijinden> You're a danger to the Natural Progression, whatever that is!
[14:54] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then we had adventures and one thing ledf to another and here we are joined at the soul literally.
[14:55] <@Yaijinden> You're soul-bound to something that's a danger to the Natural Progression!
[14:55] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I'm completely not someone we all know just twn thousand years later down the line after a lifetimeof joy and sorrow given a new lease on life by a NEET
[14:55] <@Yaijinden> Oh noes what a novel concept that has never before been seen amongst the Suburban Senshi
[14:56] <@Yaijinden> Well I take it back that's new enough.
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> exeter you have not in all those years learned when you shut up
[14:56] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^when to
[14:56] <@Yaijinden> Definitely not X then.
[14:56] <Exeter L. Wakefield> No X is gone. Long gone.
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes no trace of him remains except for that STORE which you COINCIDENTALLY BOUGHT
[14:57] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Didn't Gemini Sunrise make him give up that store because he was becoming a manipulative ba[BLEEP]rd behind the scenes?
[14:57] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...perhaps
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And you'ver bought it because....why?
[14:58] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Because I'm tired of living in the shadows maybe?
[14:58] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You literally can never walk into that store.
[14:59] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is why I will have employees
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte wach goes off
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> CVrap Lunch appointment come on Ex
[14:59] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> See you Yai
[14:59] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: bbl
[14:59] * Exeter L. Wakefield is away: BAI
[15:00] <@Yaijinden> Woosh!
[15:08] <Griselda> This is gonna get interesting.
[17:15] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back from lunch
[17:15] * Exeter L. Wakefield is coming up with PRODUCT IDEAS
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[17:19] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> wut
[17:19] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Oh god
[17:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I see that and raise you this
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Chris Hansen, wher art thou.
[17:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^where
[17:25] * Exeter L. Wakefield gets haruka a special order item
[17:25] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...who the f[BLEEP]k imagines these things.
[17:30] <Griselda> Homer Prime is online~
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> /me found a storybook in the midstocks
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Wait that's not it
[17:31] <Exeter L. Wakefield> this
[17:32] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Someone beat Cressida to mastering Ultra Instinct I see.
[17:36] <Griselda> That or someone went off the deep end in grimderping things.
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "GrimDerp." I like that word.
[17:37] *** away back in a bit
[18:00] *** back
[18:07] <Griselda> I didn't codify the term, but it honestly fits a lot of these recent retellings of old stories to make 'em "more realistic" or "gritty" or some BS like that.
[18:10] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yep.
[18:16] *** and away again.
[19:23] <D. Kakaku> Don't forget the nostalgia factor
[19:26] <D. Kakaku> funnily enough, I don't even like the originals that one studio's doing remakes of.
[08:13] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte drags herself to Venus sofa, groggy
[08:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> - Mondays -
[08:19] * Exeter L. Wakefield is sprawled out onone of the other couches
[08:21] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Your invrestment should be paid back now.
[08:21] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...Christ you Time Lords are diabolical.
[08:22] <Exeter L. Wakefield> This is why we're post-economy. Money is quite pointless to a Time-active civilization.
[08:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Meh. The Sisterhood still needed money.
[08:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> That is entirely your fault because you taught them they had no need of staying on Karn so now they're doing the Bene Gesserit thing.
[08:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No they are not.
[08:39] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We're not setting up a fake religion and manufacturing prophecy for political power.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know aren't you the nominal head of the Peinforte Foundation? Have you been doing anything with regard to that?
[09:00] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I delegated that to Donna after you Delegated it to me.
[09:00] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[09:00] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs and checks with Donna to see how things are going with the russian nuclear cleanup.
[09:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh great so somekind of extradimenational invaders were released because of the blast and Rick has turned the invaders into lab assistants.
[09:02] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No one tells me anything.
[09:02] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah this is why I dont't deal with it
[09:03] * GERMATOID is away: TO ENGLAND TO SUB-CONTRACT SOME LAB HELP
[12:42] * Exeter L. Wakefield gets a special order for the 2020 Suburban Senshi calendar from Dr. Xadium
[12:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...are you s[BLEEP]tting me
[12:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...how lazy can someone be
[12:43] <Exeter L. Wakefield> he's trying to order the calendar from the special orcer catalogue from a point in the future when he's made it.
[12:43] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[12:46] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte just shakes her head. "Thank god *you* would never be this lazy, eh?"
[12:46] <Exeter L. Wakefield> ...I don't rmemeber being this lazy.
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mmm. So how will you fulfil the order since you can't set foot in the HOTEL?
[12:47] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Vermellia'll do it. She's agood girl.
[12:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You realise she's going to mock you.
[12:48] <Exeter L. Wakefield> I have never ever seen Vermellia mock anyone. Ever.
[12:48] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...she is a pure soul isn't she.
[14:40] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yes.
[14:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Five inmages are done, there are seven left
[14:41] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wow this might actually happen :P
[14:41] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You sound shocked :P
[14:42] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah I think it's been more than a decade since the last one.
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, Gemini's on this list.
[15:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Yeah.
[15:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...I'll do this one for you.
[15:37] <Exeter L. Wakefield> You?
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My skills are not inconsiderable. I did steal a lot of them from your head.
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But I've been practicing on my own.
[15:38] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Some baggage you do not need.
[15:38] <Exeter L. Wakefield> Thanks
[15:46] * Exeter L. Wakefield bops him ont he head lightly
[15:51] * Eoria peeks her head in. "New place, who this?"
[16:13] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Old place actually. The original.
[17:34] <Eoria> Really now?
[17:36] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeh. This place was the first House before it became the HOTEL as you see it next door.
[17:36] <Eoria> Explains why my sister said this place was very prone to going up in a big 'ol fireball.
[17:37] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Things are a bit more "rough and tumble."
[17:41] <Eoria> Duly noted.
[17:47] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks up an index card on "Topics for Small Talk"
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's 78 degrees out.
[17:47] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Isn't that just hot.
[17:48] <Eoria> Eh, I've had hotter days.
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh.
[17:49] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Bugger that petered out quickly.)
[17:51] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks for another
[17:51] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So how are you doing today?
[17:52] * Exeter L. Wakefield gives Paise a thumbs-up!
[17:52] <Eoria> I'm doing quite all right.
[17:52] * @Paisley Pythia Peinforte gives him the two-finger salute discreetly
[18:19] <Eoria> Guessing today's been a low-steam sorta day?
[18:26] <@Paisley Pythia Peinforte> To an extent, yeah.
[18:27] <Eoria> Eh, it happens.
[21:21] <The Magistra> ,,,,According to the Carolingian cycle (Aka Matter of France), all lost objects eventually end up on the moon.
[21:22] <The Magistra> Maybe that's where my missing socks are?
[21:32] <Eoria> Only way to know is to go up there. I bet there'd be a lot more than just missing socks.
[21:34] <The Magistra> Includeing people's sanity apperntly
[21:53] <Eoria> Makes sense.
[21:53] <Eoria> I bet it's probably where my old keys are.
[22:51] * Eoria looks around to see if anyone else is still about.
[22:53] <D. Kakaku> I'm here
[23:35] *** Eoria [CosmicWanderer@Priere.nw] has left #suburbansenshi (*heads home*)


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