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'Normally, the Dark General took great pleasure in the mauling of small cute children, but this time he feared that the wheel of Karmic justice was going to roll over him like so much Dark General roadkill.
-- Jedite on "Chibiusa"


welcome to #suburbansenshi2

[23:07] <Yaijinden> !yai
[23:07] Wisdom from the Book of Yai:
[13:32] <Yaijinden> I must be invincible or something.

[23:07] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That was meant for the otehrs, but f[BLEEP]k 'em.
[23:07] * A Tarot card is thrown and narrowly misses Paise but conveniently chops off a few of her hairs.
[23:07] <Nelius Raoul> Ok...
[23:07] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte 's eyes just LIGHT the f[BLEEP]k up.
[23:08] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My... hair~
[23:08] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte stalks over to the wall and collects that Tarot Card
[23:08] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte studies it.
[23:08] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> oh dear
[23:08] <David O`Cain> Hm? What just happened?
[23:08] <Yaijinden> And then you give the murderous sadistic sociopath access to certain slices of Cosmic Power through the lens of the Major Arcana of what's known as the modern TArot.
[23:08] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So you want to play card games, eh.
[23:08] <Nelius Raoul> ...oh great.
[23:08] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte grins
[23:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We'll play some card games.
[23:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As the meme says... SOON.
[23:09] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte pockets the phial marked "Waters of Earth 1337 prime"
[23:09] <Yaijinden> Subsequently!
[23:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> but I will need internet.
[23:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, no, wait.
[23:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm forgetting something.
[23:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. Moldova.
[23:10] * That Tarot Card is of 0 - The Fool.





[23:10] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte returns to Eurovision.
[23:10] * That Tarot Card doesn't give a f[BLEEP]k if it is a huge f[BLEEP]king image
[23:10] * That Tarot Card is trolling your Eurovision
[23:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Modolva Fails it. NEXT
[23:11] * That Tarot Card has a note attached to it.
[23:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> San Marino. too artsty fartsy. Next.
[23:11] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte tosses the note to Kaelyn.
[23:11] <Note> So when are you going to be punching me again?
[23:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Read that, will you? Occupied.
[23:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, portugal.
[23:11] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte glances at it
[23:12] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> it is a question when you are going to punch her
[23:13] * "not when," Paisley mumbled, continuing to critique Eurovision witth rapt interest. "Where, dear. And that would be in the c[BLEEP]t."
[23:13] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte sips her tea.
[23:13] * A crack slowly forms under Kaelyn. It's hairline and barely noticeable
[23:13] <Nelius Raoul> (All right, from here on I need to consider my options. I can't return to the Land of Carnage until this Jedda chick is obliterated...)
[23:13] * A crack suddenly widens and swallows Kaelyn
[23:13] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte absently grabs Kaeleyn and therows her upstairs.
[23:13] * A crack rapidly shuts
[23:14] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> very well mother
[23:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :/
[23:14] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:14] <spiritflame> A crack rolls 1d20 [ 11 ]
[23:14] <spiritflame> Paisley Pythia Peinforte rolls 1d20 [ 8 ]
[23:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh you f[BLEEP]king dice.
[23:14] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d20 [ 2 ]
[23:14] <Nelius Raoul> ...s[BLEEP]t.
[23:14] * the note has another side to it
[23:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ever since the Budokai you've been f[BLEEP]king with me.
[23:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Round one, really?
[23:14] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte flips the note.
[23:14] <Nelius Raoul> (The RNG is pissy today.)
[23:15] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm getting cross. This is interfering with my EUROVISION.
[23:15] <the note> lol.
[23:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte adjusts her glasses and reads.
[23:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte rolls her eyes.
[23:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte tosses the note.
[23:15] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nice try.
[23:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte will dispatch Iconoclast.
[23:16] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure a fledgling eldritch horror will have some fun with your little game.
[23:16] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts him "Jedda C[BLEEP]t just stole your girlfriend, might want to look into that"
[23:17] *** The Iconoclast [infinitelyshiningmaw@cauldron.sag0.sailorcorpsnet.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the iconoclast
[23:17] <The Iconoclast> WHAT
[23:17] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte points to the floor
[23:17] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Spacetime crack thing.
[23:17] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Swallowed her up.
[23:17] * The Iconoclast 's eyes glow a ruddy green
[23:18] * The Iconoclast looks for traces of this crack.
[23:18] <spiritflame> The Iconoclast rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[23:18] * Nelius Raoul looks at The Iconoclast.
[23:18] *** The Iconoclast is





His image Song is: 'HellSing'.

[23:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yeah the dice are s[BLEEP]t lately.
[23:18] <The Iconoclast> Screw dice.
[23:18] <spiritflame> David O`Cain rolls 1d20 [ 5 ]
[23:18] * All cracks will just lead to a void of white until you have a full and proper party.
[23:18] <Diamond Dice Darkness> The dice are greatly confused by the current state of the universe thank you.
[23:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well that's just dandy.
[23:19] <David O`Cain> Wha?
[23:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who are you, again?
[23:19] * David O`Cain looks at Diamond Dice Darkness.
[23:19] *** Diamond Dice Darkness is the a tall woman with long brown hair, dressed in a slick black suit with red blouse underneath, and a long red jacket hanging loosely off her shoulders. Two silver clasps wrap around her neck, and-- dude, her eyes are up further. More information about is Here.
image Song is: "Stupid Motherfucker" by Mindless Self Indulgence.

[23:19] <The Iconoclast> She smells like a God.
[23:19] <David O`Cain> No way.
[23:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wonderful.
[23:19] <Yaijinden> Yes way.
[23:19] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Had I a hat, I would tip it.
[23:19] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte signs and tuns off Eurovision.
[23:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^sighs
[23:20] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans her head back and looks at this God upsided-down, her glasses falling up a bit.
[23:20] <David O`Cain> When'd you get back?
[23:20] *** Meladina has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:20] <@spiritflame> konbanwa meladina
[23:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Any wisdom to dispense, or is this a social call?
[23:20] <Diamond Dice Darkness> I never left. I really just came here to share advice.
[23:21] <Yaijinden> Ooh, can we get it in paper-slip-sized bites?
[23:21] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte listens
[23:21] <Yaijinden> I would add "As a communist" before each of them.
[23:21] * Meladina sits on a sofa and begins working on a piece of equipment
[23:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh god is she our Clippy.
[23:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "I see you're trying to stop a great evil. Would you like me to help with that?"
[23:21] <Yaijinden> Nooooo she's not Clippy. She's got too much boob to be Clippy.
[23:21] <Diamond Dice Darkness> It seems you may need one because you forgot what you all alone did.
[23:21] * Yaijinden mimes grab motions
[23:22] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> True.
[23:22] <Meladina> Quite the lively place this evening
[23:22] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh great Goddess.
[23:22] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte flips upside down and kneels before her
[23:22] * Mindy is back
[23:22] <Mindy> Okay.
[23:22] <Diamond Dice Darkness> you boxed off this universe. A crack just formed. Perhaps take a moment to consider where it may likely lead.
[23:22] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I supplicate myself to thee and ask for thine wisom on this most important of questions~
[23:22] <Mindy> I have an idea.
[23:23] <David O`Cain> Still, Dice, it's been a loooong while.
[23:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...wherein nd how is the best manner of securing the ability to effectively falcon punch Jedda Rain in the goddamn c[BLEEP]t.
[23:23] <Nelius Raoul> .....
[23:23] <Diamond Dice Darkness> For you.
[23:23] * Diamond Dice Darkness smiles.
[23:23] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Best advice for that?
[23:23] <Mindy> ....hold on I need to evacuate things
[23:23] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Play her game.
[23:23] <Diamond Dice Darkness> She does love games.
[23:23] * Mindy is away: ONE SECOND
[23:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Please don't evacualte your bowels.
[23:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not cleaning that up.
[23:24] <Yaijinden> Playing games did get me Twins, Basil.
[23:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh I'll play her game all right.
[23:24] <Clippy> I HEARD Y'ALL WAS TALKIN S[BLEEP]T ABOUT ME DO YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU WITH THAT
[23:24] <Nelius Raoul> ?
[23:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OI CLIPPY
[23:24] * Nelius Raoul looks at Clippy.
[23:24] *** Clippy is your average everyday Clippy

[23:24] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte TWISTS HIM UP
[23:24] <Clippy> LOOK F[BLEEP]KERS YOU DON'T KNOW THE THINGS I'VE SEEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE PLACES I'VE BEEN
[23:25] <Clippy> THE DOCUMENTS I'VE SEEN
[23:25] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte uses him to unjam a CD ROM
[23:25] <Clippy> OH F[BLEEP]K STOP OH GOD THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE
[23:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Excellent.
[23:25] <Meladina> Right...
[23:25] <Clippy> BILL GATES WHY DID YOU BRING ME INTO THIS WORLD
[23:25] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte lets it hang there
[23:25] <Yaijinden> Paisley has the conch! Paisley gets to ream Clippy!
[23:25] * Meladina resumes her work then, since no one answers
[23:26] <Yaijinden> We are always lively.
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Always, ever, especially when everything is dead.
[23:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sorry, meladina, did you say something.
[23:26] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Anyways.
[23:26] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Good news and bad news. Which would you like first.
[23:26] <Yaijinden> She commented about liveliness!
[23:26] <Nelius Raoul> (....and this is why I prefer the Land of Carnage.)
[23:26] * Diamond Dice Darkness checks her notes.
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Oh man, I want it all. In my mouth.
[23:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The bad news!
[23:26] <Yaijinden> Can I have it in my mouth?
[23:26] <Meladina> Why yes, indeed I did.
[23:26] <David O`Cain> HOw about Bad News in a good way, that way it doesn't sound so bad.
[23:27] <Nelius Raoul> .......
[23:27] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte leans over to Ike and asks him to get her some things.
[23:27] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Formed in a good way?
[23:27] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Mmm.
[23:27] <Meladina> I made and out-loud observation that the lobby is quite lively tonight, is it not?
[23:27] * The Iconoclast is away: obtaining
[23:27] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Jedda is now readily available to be defeated.
[23:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is!
[23:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And yes, she is.
[23:27] <Yaijinden> You don't know Three Dee. She's one of the Big Shots in the cosmos -- Fatespinners.
[23:27] <David O`Cain> Indeed, Meladina.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, Porthos, Gothos and Atropine, or something.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's been a while since I read the classics.
[23:28] <Nelius Raoul> You mean Lachesis, Clotho, and Atropos?
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Which one are you, scissors, string or loom?
[23:29] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Scissors.
[23:29] <Yaijinden> Chlorox, bagel lox, priest frocks.
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eww remind me not to get on your bad side, then.
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So we need to play her game.
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Which means we need players.
[23:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I take it recruitment is in order.
[23:30] <Diamond Dice Darkness> The good news is it, for the foreseeable future, is the only game you need to play. That other woman is blocked off.
[23:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes the one DC will be suing at some point.
[23:30] * Meladina notes several new faces and nods in greeting to anyone paying attention
[23:31] <Matsumi Kaze> zzzzz
[23:31] <David O`Cain> Other woman?
[23:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> As long she doesn't emerge looking like the ba[BLEEP]rd child of Batman and Iron Man...
[23:31] * Matsumi Kaze is sleeping off her drinking on the Q sofa
[23:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And choosing a name that makes me think of a smurf hunter...
[23:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well the smurf hunter's cat.
[23:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And no one knows what I'm on about.
[23:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Story of my life.
[23:32] <Yaijinden> azrael
[23:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.
[23:32] <Nelius Raoul> ........
[23:32] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte rips into some cotton candy Gemini left behind.
[23:32] <Diamond Dice Darkness> Now then. Unless you have any questions, that is the current amount I care to disclose.
[23:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thank you.
[23:33] <Yaijinden> I spent the ninth grade with a friend of mine trying to find that name out in days before internet.
[23:33] <Yaijinden> Last day of finals we heard it form a Wendy's cashier.
[23:33] * Nelius Raoul is lost as all hell.
[23:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ahh what a let down he was.
[23:33] * Meladina shrugs and returns to work
[23:34] <Yaijinden> Anybody got questions for Fate before she nonces?
[23:34] <Yaijinden> Uncommon chance.
[23:34] <David O`Cain> If things go well, are you planning on visiting here in future time?
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She already said she disclosed what she wanted.
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And if I know gods, they love the sound of their own voices.
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She'll be back.
[23:34] * Diamond Dice Darkness smiles. She's not wrong.
[23:35] <David O`Cain> Alrighty then.
[23:35] *** Eitak_Razal [Queen@Neggerra.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:35] <@spiritflame> konbanwa eitak_razal
[23:35] <David O`Cain> I ask because, hey, been a good while.
[23:35] <Eitak_Razal> Remind me to both thank and smack Intern when I see her.
[23:35] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte adjusts her glasses and nods respectfully.
[23:36] <Nelius Raoul> ...why's that?
[23:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think she's off being beaten into tar by rei.bot 4.0whatever
[23:36] * Diamond Dice Darkness twists and vanishes in a flash of overdramatic lighting!
[23:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> no wait, rei.bot's busy.
[23:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Piccolo.
[23:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Swank.
[23:36] <Nelius Raoul> I take it something went wrong, Eitak?
[23:36] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte approves of the light show then returns to MOTHERF[BLEEP]KING EUROVISION WHICH JEDDA WHO WILL BE PUNCHED IN HTE C[BLEEP]T RAIN RUINEd
[23:37] * Eitak_Razal looks at Nelius "Remember that shifting we saw in the sky? That was Intern snatching Neggerra out of it's own universe and bringing it here.
[23:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God Iceland and France
[23:37] <Nelius Raoul> ...that explains how we made it over.
[23:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> they were the only two.
[23:37] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte hands her head in despair.
[23:37] <David O`Cain> Wait. Why's Piccolo training Intern? Isn't she already good at combat?
[23:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Out of all those nations.
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> good means nothing.
[23:38] <Nelius Raoul> ...so we're stuck in the box, basically.... glad I finished up my business in the Land of Carnage.
[23:38] * Meladina gets to her feet and returns to her TARDIS
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do you know why Rain and the others don't understand why they're not taken as seriously as they want?
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because we don't train to be good. Or even Excellent, or even Awesome.
[23:38] <Eitak_Razal> Hmmm. There should be a land of Carnage in this universe.
[23:38] <Eitak_Razal> Etna's netherworld in is in this universe
[23:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We train to be GODDAMN EPIC™
[23:39] <Nelius Raoul> There is, problem is it's in another dimension.
[23:39] *** Meladina [0] has quit IRC
[23:39] <David O`Cain> Epic badassery, you mean?
[23:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's why, about a year ago(?) I journeyed to 1337 prime.
[23:39] <Nelius Raoul> Hell, when I accidentally ended up in your world, I was in the Land of Carnage.
[23:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> they gave me their water.
[23:39] * Diamond Dice Darkness looks at Nyx.
[23:39] *** Nyx is





Her image Song is: This badass theme right here.

[23:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's why I do ridiculous things.
[23:39] * Mindy is back
[23:40] *** Haw Haw
[23:40] * Diamond Dice Darkness looks at Nyx.
[23:40] *** Nyx is





Her image Song is: This badass theme right here.

[23:40] * Diamond Dice Darkness is away: That's my MOTHER oh my word.
[23:41] <Mindy> OKAY
[23:41] <Mindy> I think.
[23:41] <David O`Cain> Fair enough, Paisley. Fair enough.
[23:41] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Although I fail to visualize what EPIC Intern could ever be like.
[23:41] <Eitak_Razal> ...Drinking water from a primer reality shouldn't do anything. You'd need to ascend to that primer realiy...
[23:41] <Eitak_Razal> Actully..
[23:41] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Eitak.
[23:41] <Mindy> I think I can turn away from the hockey.
[23:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If you don't get it, I can't explain it.
[23:42] <Mindy> While the game is in intermission
[23:42] <Mindy> Yes.
[23:42] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[23:42] <Mindy> Now.
[23:42] <Eitak_Razal> HOLY CRAP YOU ACENDED TO DEE EHM
[23:42] <Yaijinden> Nao!
[23:42] * Nelius Raoul looks to his grafted left hand, and thinks on something.
[23:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ... no.
[23:42] <Mindy> I have an idea.
[23:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If I HAD
[23:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> this would be over already.
[23:42] <Mindy> OH GOD THIS GAME IS BACK ON D
[23:43] * Mindy grabs her phone and leaves it on the side to update her.
[23:43] <Mindy> Right.
[23:43] <Yaijinden> Tell us moawelp.
[23:43] <Mindy> Focus, mindy.
[23:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And that motherf[BLEEP]king c[BLEEP]t. would be motherf[BLEEP]king falcon punched.
[23:43] * Mindy slaps herself.
[23:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And I could have my tea.
[23:43] <Yaijinden> Oks good tell us moar.
[23:43] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Mindy.
[23:43] *** Mindy is a girl with long brown hair, gray eyes and dressed for the spring. She wears a bracelet with more charms than one can count and she will happily tell you about each and every one if given the chance. Please don't ask her. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Stand by Me by Ki: Theory..

[23:43] <Mindy> So right.
[23:43] <Mindy> Yes.
[23:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So where's Mork.
[23:43] <Mindy> Things.
[23:43] <Eitak_Razal> Well the latter is easy
[23:43] <Mindy> Mork?
[23:44] * Eitak_Razal prodcues a cup of tea for paisely.
[23:44] <Yaijinden> I ate Mork.
[23:44] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nevermind. Carry on.
[23:44] <Yaijinden> He aged backwards right into mah belly.
[23:44] <Yaijinden> Like a reverse cheese.
[23:44] <Mindy> Anyway.
[23:44] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte sips this tea, thank you.
[23:44] <Mindy> There are two senshi, one of the black holes one of white holes
[23:45] <Mindy> Where one can summon a black hole
[23:45] <Mindy> The other can summon a white hole.
[23:45] <Mindy> And spit out everything in the black hole.
[23:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh god
[23:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH GOD
[23:45] <Mindy> You could force everything in those interdimensional rifts out here.
[23:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thery're the ones who did 2 girls 1 cup.
[23:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AREN'T THEY
[23:45] <Mindy> ......
[23:45] <Nelius Raoul> ......
[23:45] <Mindy> .......
[23:46] * Mindy looks so unimpressed.
[23:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> forever passing that ball...
[23:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh you're just bitter tyou never made the connection.
[23:46] <Mindy> Right so.
[23:46] <Yaijinden> And then we could poop back and forth between our butts, with the same poop. Forever.
[23:46] <Mindy> No. I've never seen it.
[23:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Lieka human senshipede.
[23:46] <Nelius Raoul> ...anyway, you were mentioning something about 1337 Prime.
[23:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> An ourrobourous human senhipede
[23:47] * Mindy sighs.
[23:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Forget 1337 prime.
[23:47] <Nelius Raoul> ....is she always like this?
[23:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They can't help us
[23:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They'd break the world.
[23:48] <Eitak_Razal> THye could, but not directly
[23:48] <Eitak_Razal> They could make changes, but they'd have to be small. Thing is we wouldn't know they changed anything anways
[23:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (...Maybe that's why they gacve me the water)
[23:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Anyway
[23:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Mondy
[23:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^Mindy
[23:49] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte will do her best to shut the f[BLEEP]k up
[23:49] <Eitak_Razal> Monday!
[23:49] <Nelius Raoul> ...look, is there a plan to give this Jedda a permanent sendoff?
[23:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bits of one. We're slotting things in place.
[23:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sorry Mindy.
[23:50] *** Simon Kerrick has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa simon kerrick
[23:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Contineu.
[23:50] <Mindy> Right.
[23:50] * Simon Kerrick [Lake Nakuru, Kenya] enters, covered in golden dust.
[23:50] <Mindy> You are crazy
[23:50] * Simon Kerrick has moved back to the lobby
[23:50] <Mindy> and you are making me very hot.
[23:50] <Yaijinden> We already know one way to do so which is to make sure that Keeran, who her life is bound to, gets dead.
[23:50] * Mindy stretches.
[23:50] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte duct tapes her own mouth shut.
[23:51] <Simon Kerrick> Greetings, Paisley.
[23:51] <Yaijinden> Some people are less than happy about that, because Keeran isn't a bad guy, but!
[23:51] <Simon Kerrick> Evening, Yaijinden.
[23:51] * Simon Kerrick looks at Mindy.
[23:51] *** Mindy is a girl with long brown hair, gray eyes and dressed for the spring. She wears a bracelet with more charms than one can count and she will happily tell you about each and every one if given the chance. Please don't ask her. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: Stand by Me by Ki: Theory..

[23:51] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte waves
[23:51] <Nelius Raoul> Yet from what I could gather, the idea is to keep Keeran alive, but off Jedda....
[23:51] <Yaijinden> Nutbusta!
[23:51] * Yaijinden makes pew pew
[23:51] <Simon Kerrick> Paisley, can you not speak?
[23:51] * Yaijinden ...noises with mouth and finger guns
[23:51] <Mindy> So what if, to take out the cracks proble--
[23:52] <Mindy> OH MY GOD YES THE WILD SCORED
[23:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ¬_¬
[23:52] <Mindy> --scuse me.
[23:52] <Mindy> So what if we take out the cracks problem by flushing them out.
[23:52] <Mindy> And into here?
[23:52] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods
[23:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> :)
[23:52] <Simon Kerrick> Greetings. I do not believe we have been introduced.
[23:53] <Mindy> By shoving an actual black hole into the rift?
[23:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> *ponder*
[23:54] <Yaijinden> And creating the exit hole somewhere we can monitor what gets pooped out.
[23:55] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte points ot KErrick
[23:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> mffabuffthrumfovspifitmnntyme
[23:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ¬_¬
[23:55] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte rips off her duct tape
[23:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> OH JESUS CHRIST
[23:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AGHHHH
[23:56] <Nelius Raoul> ........
[23:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What about the Room of Spirit and Tinme, Kerrick
[23:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We could borrow that as an Exit Point.
[23:56] <Simon Kerrick> ???
[23:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It's a sealed dimension.
[23:56] <Simon Kerrick> Exit point for what?
[23:56] * Nelius Raoul pinches the bridge of his nose. His patience is wearing thin.
[23:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> they'd be shat out into there
[23:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And we could keep them safely locked away until we finished them off
[23:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And it's a bit of a void.
[23:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So no using the environment against us.
[23:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well aside from whatever tricks Jedda Punchc[BLEEP]t has.
[23:57] <Simon Kerrick> I can create perfectly sufficient voids when I wish it, but I do not understand why you are speaking to me. Has something happened?
[23:57] * Yaijinden points to cracks
[23:57] <Yaijinden> You know the whole 'terrible stuff lurking within cracks' thing going on right now?
[23:57] * Simon Kerrick looks at crack.
[23:57] *** crack is your average everyday crack

[23:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you own the Room of Spirit and Time by treaty.




[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> I never thought of myself as owning it, but rather that I could never be refused entry.
[23:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hmm.
[23:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then it's settled.
[23:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We're going to use it.
[23:58] <Yaijinden> We plan to use Physics to suck everything in the subzone the reality exists within to a point where we can pick through of it as we care.
[23:58] <Simon Kerrick> There's another way.
[23:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not Enclave. Trust me.
[23:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We'll be pulling things in that would be destructive to you, too.
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> It's not that I don't trust you, but that I do not understand what is happening.
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> If you need a plane, I can create a plane.
[23:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay, there's an ancient villain.
[23:59] <Simon Kerrick> Be more specific?
[23:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well 8 years ancient but that's forever in Internet Time.
[00:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She has come back and is ripping reality apart at the seams.
[00:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Causing people and things lost to time to start reappearing as horrific variants of themselves.
[00:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's also kidnapping people.
[00:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If unchecked, all of reality could be destroyed.
[00:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We have already boxed up the entire Multiverse of this particular reality to hold her in.
[00:01] * Simon Kerrick does not look like he cares. "All of it?"
[00:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Now we need to tighten the noose.
[00:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes. you can thank that shy girl of a Time Lord for the technique.
[00:01] * A crack opens on the ceiling
[00:01] * A crack spits Kaelyn out
[00:01] * A crack closes.
[00:01] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte lands on her face
[00:02] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh look, it's my daughter.
[00:02] <Yaijinden> woopwoopwoopwoop
[00:02] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte offers her tea.
[00:02] * Nelius Raoul catches Kaelyn.
[00:02] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[00:02] <Mindy> So I will continue to communicate
[00:02] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Is she her or a horrorterror LET'S FIND OUT)
[00:02] <Nelius Raoul> So, now what.
[00:03] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So now that we have a place to s[BLEEP]t out Jedda Rain
[00:03] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We need to get to her realm so we can suck it in.
[00:03] <Simon Kerrick> I don't know if you have realized it or not, but all of reality ceasing to exist at every level would not be so bad.
[00:03] <Eitak_Razal> Shove in her in a bag of holding
[00:03] <Yaijinden> The problem is we're not sure it would break down that far.
[00:03] <Yaijinden> Or, realisitcally, I'm not sure it would break down that far.
[00:03] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh Kerrick.
[00:04] <Yaijinden> You might just instead have a collection of subplanes open to the horrors of things you know all too well.
[00:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> While I'm sure you'd be just fine jacking off int he white void cackling like Skeletor.
[00:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the rest of us would eventually like to go out on dates.
[00:04] <Mindy> Let me just
[00:04] * Mindy vanishes
[00:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And see the Eurovision finals.
[00:04] <Simon Kerrick> Ceasing to exist does not frighten me. There would be no sense of regret to be aware of.
[00:04] <Eitak_Razal> Given he's a corpse, he can't even do that much.
[00:04] * Yaijinden facepalms
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[00:04] <@spiritflame> konbanwa the_magic_girl
[00:05] <Eitak_Razal> Unlike you Kerrick. It terrifies me
[00:05] <Yaijinden> If she comes back with rope burns.
[00:05] <Yaijinden> I'm getting dibs.
[00:05] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is out cold
[00:05] * Simon Kerrick listens to Yaijinden, showing an appropriate level of concern.
[00:05] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs, Jedda Rain certainly makes it hard to have a long conversation.
[00:05] *** Celeste has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa celeste
[00:05] <Simon Kerrick> There is a saying among planar scholars, Yaijinden, about how Outsiders claim that Order will one day be put to the sword.
[00:06] <???> That's All she can do, after all, making opeople vanish...
[00:06] <???> the lonely little girl who couldn't even save her sister...
[00:06] <???> playing her sad little games to while away her time...
[00:06] <The_Magic_Girl> I take it the world is coming to an end here, as well?
[00:07] * Yaijinden perks up to see Celeste in, but it's a watchful perkfulness
[00:07] <Celeste> The world is always ending.
[00:07] * Simon Kerrick looks at The_Magic_Girl.
[00:07] *** The_Magic_Girl is Portia Edwards, an American pop idol, former soloist and currently the sub-leader of Apple Musume. She looks a bit out of place, but nothing should suprise her. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Scheisse" by herself, on Apple Musume's 3rd Charm.

[00:07] <Yaijinden> Always always always.
[00:07] <???> killing the Asters one after another, tormenting innocents...
[00:07] <Celeste> Everything is perpetually coming close to death.
[00:07] <Simon Kerrick> She's right, really.
[00:08] <Yaijinden> The long enough timeline and all that. ♫
[00:08] <Simon Kerrick> Honestly, it might be a cleaner thing to destroy it utterly.
[00:08] <???> But still, at her heart, a sad little girl who couldn't make a difference when it counted...
[00:08] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thank you Exposition Fairy.
[00:08] <Yaijinden> They have their place.
[00:09] <Yaijinden> Anyway.
[00:09] <The_Magic_Girl> The Asters?
[00:09] <Yaijinden> The Asters.
[00:09] <???> *laughter*
[00:09] <Yaijinden> Small Aussie clan. A few hereditary tricks.
[00:09] <The_Magic_Girl> I know.
[00:09] <The_Magic_Girl> I've read of their gift.
[00:10] <Simon Kerrick> What is the problem now, then?
[00:10] <The_Magic_Girl> They're involved?
[00:10] <mango-chan> Technically they're irish.
[00:10] *** [gTV]mango-chan [twasbryllyg@greeneyedmonsters.blackhole] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:10] <@spiritflame> konbanwa [gtv]mango-chan
[00:10] <Yaijinden> I'm not up to date!
[00:10] <Simon Kerrick> Yaijinden, you REALLY think that this reality could fail to collapse sufficiently.
[00:10] <mango-chan> Have there been lesbians to hunt!
[00:10] <Yaijinden> Yesssssss it's good to be out of the loop
[00:10] <mango-chan> I'm looking for lesbians.
[00:10] <Yaijinden> Not that are still here.
[00:10] <mango-chan> So many lesbians.
[00:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Leave the Lesbians alone why are you hunting them.
[00:11] <Yaijinden> I very much do.
[00:11] * [gTV]mango-chan gives Celeste a real good squinting.
[00:11] <mango-chan> ......
[00:11] * [gTV]mango-chan looks to Yai.
[00:11] <mango-chan> Husbando.
[00:11] <Yaijinden> Waifu?
[00:11] <mango-chan> Are you aware....of lesbians?
[00:11] <Nelius Raoul> .......
[00:11] <The_Magic_Girl> Sorry, my lesbians are either in Wisconsin or corrupted.
[00:11] * Simon Kerrick thinks.
[00:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So anyway.
[00:12] * nuzzles him.
[00:12] <Clippy> Do you need information about lesbians? I have several bookmarks to help you with!
[00:12] <Yaijinden> I am aware that they exist, if that's what you're asking.
[00:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> How do we get to Rain's Plane?
[00:12] * Celeste nuzzles him
[00:12] * Simon Kerrick looks at Clippy.
[00:12] *** Clippy is your average everyday Clippy

[00:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I read b/ thank you Clippy.
[00:12] * [gTV]mango-chan looks at him and at her.
[00:12] * Yaijinden relaxes into her, easing
[00:12] <The_Magic_Girl> Where's it located?
[00:12] <mango-chan> Be careful.
[00:12] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi2 (*out cold*)
[00:13] <Simon Kerrick> I can shift planes.
[00:13] <Simon Kerrick> I must say, I fear I am growing cyinical.
[00:13] <Yaijinden> If I see any threatening my virtue, I'll let you know.
[00:13] <The_Magic_Girl> If it's within this time period, we can make a portal easily.
[00:13] * [gTV]mango-chan is wary.
[00:13] <The_Magic_Girl> Aside from that, though, you're s[BLEEP]t out of luck. Time magicks are lost to me.
[00:14] * [gTV]mango-chan slowly backs away.
[00:14] * A Picture clatters to the floor, seemingly from midair
[00:14] <Clippy> I see you're making a portal! Let me show you our Microsoft Portal Style Guide
[00:14] * It is a very old painting, actually.
[00:14] * [gTV]mango-chan scoops up picture!
[00:15] <Nelius Raoul> ...what picture is that?
[00:15] * The picture is of an older woman. It looks a bit like Jedda, but it's clearly not. A relative, perhaps. And it's been torn at the neck. More precisely, sliced.
[00:15] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[00:15] <mango-chan> ....
[00:15] <Eitak_Razal> I'm tempted to set the talking paperclip on fire
[00:15] <mango-chan> It's Elda's mom.
[00:15] <Yaijinden> Do you know that face?
[00:15] <Yaijinden> I suspected. ♫
[00:15] <mango-chan> I've seen pictures of them before.
[00:15] * Simon Kerrick shrugs.
[00:16] *** Simon Kerrick has quit IRC (Life is a calculated risk. So is Death.)
[00:16] <Clippy> Fire cannot cleanse me from this mortal realm!
[00:16] <???> Claudia, Claudia, Claudia..
[00:16] * [gTV]mango-chan takes clippy.
[00:16] * [gTV]mango-chan makes him into a hair clip.
[00:16] <???> What would you say to your sister if you could see her now~?
[00:16] <???> What would she say to you~?
[00:16] <Clippy> OH GOD WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP FORCING MY BODY INTO UNNATURAL STATES MY LIFE IS SUFFERING
[00:17] <The_Magic_Girl> Damn.
[00:17] <???> How would you rest, knowing your dear, dear children were murdered by your own flesh~
[00:17] <Yaijinden> You were made to suffer. It's your lot in life.
[00:17] <???> could you abide that sin.
[00:17] <The_Magic_Girl> Okay, can someone shut the exposition off?
[00:17] <The_Magic_Girl> It's just annoying.
[00:18] * the voice goes silent, leaving stillness in its wake.
[00:18] <Nelius Raoul> ...seems to be coming from over there.
[00:18] <Eitak_Razal> Go back to windows 98 from whece you came!
[00:18] <Nelius Raoul> It was...
[00:19] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte chews on her cotton candy, bleh, it's stale.
[00:19] <Yaijinden> So who was here when the Australian woman popped in last night.
[00:19] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[00:19] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crimsontamer
[00:19] *** has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[00:19] *** Claudia Remieux has joined #suburbansenshi2
[00:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa claudia remieux
[00:20] <Yaijinden> Worried about her husband. Needed a blind why hello.
[00:20] <The_Magic_Girl> Australian woman?
[00:20] * CrimsonTamer is bright red as she enters, clinging to a small plastic bag that says "Pure Romance" on it
[00:20] * Claudia Remieux has her cane and is still feeling around this place, she even has a hotel room now
[00:20] <The_Magic_Girl> Kylie Minogue?!!
[00:20] <The_Magic_Girl> Or was it just her sister?
[00:20] <Yaijinden> I thought I recognized that face.
[00:20] * The_Magic_Girl looks at Claudia Remieux.
[00:20] *** Claudia Remieux is a woman with long brown hair that falls in waves and eyes that look like marbles yet she can see clearly. She carries a deck of cards and is dressed formally.
Her image Song is: Hourglass by Zedd.

[00:20] <Yaijinden> Just now, in the portrait.
[00:21] <Claudia Remieux> What portrait?
[00:21] <Claudia Remieux> What are you talking about?
[00:21] * Claudia Remieux taps around
[00:21] * Claudia Remieux promptly guides herself to a seat.
[00:21] <Yaijinden> Something fell out of the air. Then we heard something talking.
[00:21] <Yaijinden> You've a sister, yes?
[00:22] * Claudia Remieux really should not be going for the worst blindisms ever oh god <_<
[00:22] <Claudia Remieux> I do.
[00:22] <Claudia Remieux> I haven't seen her in a long time.
[00:22] <The_Magic_Girl> ...
[00:22] <The_Magic_Girl> Really?
[00:22] <Eitak_Razal> ....
[00:23] <Yaijinden> Tell us about her. We believe it is relevant.
[00:23] <Nelius Raoul> (This is getting weirder and weirder...)
[00:23] <Yaijinden> To terrible things going on.
[00:23] <Yaijinden> Sentence fragments. Wave of the future.
[00:23] <David O`Cain> Please?
[00:23] <Claudia Remieux> My sister....
[00:24] * Claudia Remieux leans on her cane.
[00:24] <Claudia Remieux> Let me see.
[00:24] <Claudia Remieux> She was very young the last time I saw her. Maybe five or six?
[00:25] <Claudia Remieux> I was engaged--no, that can't be right.
[00:25] * Claudia Remieux looks confused.
[00:25] <Yaijinden> Why not? ♫
[00:26] <Claudia Remieux> I'm not married. Wait, am I?
[00:26] <Claudia Remieux> I should be getting back. Is there a way to England from here? No, Sydney.
[00:26] <Yaijinden> It seems you've come unstuck.
[00:27] <Claudia Remieux> Is there a way to Sydney?
[00:27] * Claudia Remieux suddenly looks at him. She's not looking in his direction, she is looking right. at. him.
[00:27] <CrimsonTamer> Paise?
[00:27] <Claudia Remieux> What do you mean?
[00:27] <CrimsonTamer> Are you still here paisley?
[00:27] * The_Magic_Girl casts an enchantment on her eyes, hoping to see if anything is pulling strings on this woman.
[00:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I could help.
[00:28] <spiritflame> The_Magic_Girl rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[00:28] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is here.
[00:28] <Yaijinden> I'm no longer sure you would understand the Matrix reference.
[00:28] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte examines Caluda very carefully.
[00:28] * CrimsonTamer gives Paisley a gift in a box, blushing fiercely
[00:28] <Yaijinden> But, you already know a few tricks, so I'm going to be forthright.
[00:28] <Nelius Raoul> ....
[00:28] <CrimsonTamer> F-For your problem...um...since you know...you don't have....a boyfriend..I'm sure you...um...
[00:28] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at Claudia Remieux.
[00:28] *** Claudia Remieux is a woman with long brown hair that falls in waves and eyes that look like marbles yet she can see clearly. She carries a deck of cards and is dressed formally.
Her image Song is: Hourglass by Zedd.

[00:28] <Yaijinden> The year is 2014.
[00:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .........................
[00:29] * Claudia Remieux has a faint string, an occasional mouthpiece for someone but that has been cut off.
[00:29] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte absently takes the box
[00:29] <Claudia Remieux> ...
[00:29] <Clippy> It sounds like you need help getting to Sydney!
[00:29] <Claudia Remieux> Yes I am fully aware.
[00:29] <Eitak_Razal> Shut it paperclip
[00:29] <The_Magic_Girl> She's been used before.
[00:29] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks at that painting with its throat cut
[00:29] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte compares the two
[00:30] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte also motions to Jillian that it better have batteries
[00:30] <The_Magic_Girl> She's been a puppet.
[00:30] <Yaijinden> As far as this particular time and place goes, you have been dead for about twenty-five years.
[00:31] <Claudia Remieux> ....
[00:31] <Claudia Remieux> What are you talking about.
[00:31] <Claudia Remieux> I've been alive.
[00:31] <mango-chan> ....
[00:31] <mango-chan> Uh.
[00:31] <mango-chan> Yai.
[00:31] <Yaijinden> ♫?
[00:31] <mango-chan> I went to school with Elda and Keeran and the crazy lady Jedda.
[00:31] <mango-chan> And her.
[00:31] <Yaijinden> Then I'm plausibly terribly wrong.
[00:32] <Yaijinden> Arithmetic is not my strong suit some nights.
[00:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So they're not the same.
[00:32] * Claudia Remieux glances in mango's direction
[00:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Don't feeb Bad Yai I was thinking the same.
[00:32] <Yaijinden> The best same.
[00:32] * Claudia Remieux looks dead on like that woman though
[00:32] <Yaijinden> Like I said: unstuck.
[00:32] <Yaijinden> Or.
[00:32] <The_Magic_Girl> How old are you?
[00:32] <Yaijinden> Something more interesting.
[00:32] <Claudia Remieux> Unstuck.
[00:33] <Claudia Remieux> I am Twenty....
[00:33] <Claudia Remieux> Twenty....
[00:33] <Yaijinden> Twenty-how-old?
[00:33] <Claudia Remieux> Twenty...
[00:33] <Claudia Remieux> Eight.
[00:33] <Claudia Remieux> Twenty Eight.
[00:33] <Yaijinden> When were you born?
[00:33] <???> Keith...
[00:33] <Claudia Remieux> February 14th.
[00:33] * The_Magic_Girl watches the string to see if any loose ends are getting tugged, just in case.
[00:34] * Claudia Remieux twitches.
[00:34] <Claudia Remieux> Or was it April 19th
[00:34] <Claudia Remieux> No, that's my sister.
[00:34] <???> Keith... remember Keith?
[00:34] <Eitak_Razal> IF you're 28, that means you were born in 85.
[00:34] <Claudia Remieux> Twenty seven?
[00:35] <Yaijinden> You're either unstuck, or you've lost some time.
[00:35] <Nelius Raoul> ...all right, that's enough. Whomever's doing this expositional stuff, you can quit hiding!
[00:35] * CrimsonTamer tosses Paisely a box of long-lasting AAA batteries and a special bag for the gift
[00:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Danke Shane.
[00:36] <Claudia Remieux> Twenty something. I don't understand
[00:36] * Claudia Remieux puts her hands to the side of her head.
[00:36] <???> Who are you, Claudia Remieux?
[00:36] <Yaijinden> Delicious red pill.
[00:36] <Claudia Remieux> I keep hearing things and voices.
[00:37] * Nelius Raoul tries to find the source of the voice.
[00:37] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d20 [ 15 ]
[00:37] <Nelius Raoul> Let
[00:37] <Yaijinden> You aren't the only one.
[00:37] <Nelius Raoul> Hrm... over there.
[00:37] * The voice is coming from seemingly everywhere... from within the mind.... the back of the mind... everyone's mind
[00:37] <Nelius Raoul> ....so much for that...
[00:38] <Yaijinden> I wonder.
[00:38] <Yaijinden> What's your sister's name?
[00:38] <Claudia Remieux> Elizabeth.
[00:39] <The_Magic_Girl> Is she still alive?
[00:39] <Claudia Remieux> I don't know.
[00:39] <Claudia Remieux> I haven't called her.
[00:39] <Claudia Remieux> I should.
[00:40] <Yaijinden> Would you? It's actually terribly relevant.
[00:40] <Claudia Remieux> I need a phone.
[00:40] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches this, frowning.
[00:40] * Yaijinden tosses her his
[00:41] <Claudia Remieux> Do you have a voice over?
[00:41] <Claudia Remieux> I can't really...
[00:41] <Claudia Remieux> Uh.
[00:41] * The_Magic_Girl magics something
[00:41] <Claudia Remieux> You know.
[00:41] <Yaijinden> Ha. Dumb.
[00:41] * YumikoTakanashi walks out of the restaurant with a bottle of champagne
[00:41] <Yaijinden> Let me fix that.
[00:42] <Yaijinden> What's the number?
[00:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (She can't use a cellphone...)
[00:42] * Claudia Remieux tells him the number. It is clearly a number somewhere in England.
[00:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's an English number.
[00:42] * Yaijinden dials it
[00:43] <Yaijinden> Call is happening now.
[00:43] * Yaijinden passes it over
[00:43] * Claudia Remieux takes it
[00:43] * Claudia Remieux gets a "this number is no longer active"
[00:43] <Nelius Raoul> (Well Yumiko, you enjoy your time with Tjanra. I'll fight to help resolve this.)
[00:43] <Claudia Remieux> Huh.
[00:43] <Claudia Remieux> that's weird.
[00:43] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte tries to look up that phone number in a revere directoy.
[00:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^reverse directory.
[00:43] * YumikoTakanashi looks at everyone with a frown
[00:44] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte checks a few databases going back a few years since it's not a contemporary number
[00:44] * The number traces back to a long list of people.
[00:44] <Nelius Raoul> ...Yumiko?
[00:44] <David O`Cain> If you guys will excuse me, I should get going. Take care.
[00:44] <YumikoTakanashi> what
[00:44] <Yaijinden> What's your sister's last name?
[00:44] <Nelius Raoul> Night David.
[00:44] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks down the list for any Rains or Asters.
[00:45] * CrimsonTamer sends a gift to Michiru and Haruka
[00:45] * The number finally traces back to the 80s where it was RESTRICTED
[00:45] <Nelius Raoul> I thought you headed off to snooze. What brings you down here?
[00:45] *** David O`Cain [JRPMoonSoldier@MKArmyRanger.mil] has quit IRC (Need to get sleep.)
[00:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Tch.
[00:45] * YumikoTakanashi walks off to a corner and pulls out her sketchpad and a pencil taking a big swig
[00:45] <YumikoTakanashi> i never left
[00:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No luck tracing it.
[00:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd have to go down to the phone comany itself and try to hunt their internal billing records.
[00:46] <YumikoTakanashi> i was still there drinkin champagne
[00:46] <Yaijinden> We've got lines in England who'd have that ability.
[00:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And that'll be bloody mountains of paper.
[00:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, I'm one of them.
[00:46] * Komadori is still in the restaurant staring at a shotglass
[00:46] <Nelius Raoul> I see.
[00:46] <Yaijinden> Then delegate, woman!
[00:47] <Nelius Raoul> Well, in a bit I'll be heading off myself.
[00:47] * CrimsonTamer whispers to Paisley what she sent to Haruka and Michiru with a giggle
[00:47] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte calls up Peinforte Manor and sets her Butler on the job.
[00:47] * Komadori pushes herself up.
[00:47] * Komadori walks up to Yumiko
[00:47] <The_Magic_Girl> What about UNIT or whatever remains of Torchwood?
[00:47] <YumikoTakanashi> take care
[00:47] * Komadori gives her a hug.
[00:47] <Komadori> I'm so happy for you.
[00:47] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte snickers at Jillian
[00:47] * YumikoTakanashi hugs back "huh?"
[00:47] * Komadori smiles.
[00:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, we could try but I don't know if they'd have that all computerised.
[00:47] <Komadori> Your wedding.
[00:47] <CrimsonTamer> We sure won't be seeing those two for a while, will we, Paise?
[00:47] <Komadori> It went well.
[00:48] <Komadori> And your family is wonderful.
[00:48] <Yaijinden> Meanwhile, let's cross-reference births on April 19 and see what the database brings up.
[00:48] <YumikoTakanashi> oh right.. that happened today
[00:48] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte chuckles.
[00:48] <Nelius Raoul> Well, I'll be on my way. You two take care.
[00:48] * YumikoTakanashi holds up her bottle "want some?"
[00:48] <???> Happy birthday, Jedda Rain~
[00:48] <The_Magic_Girl> That string, though...
[00:48] *** Nelius Raoul has left #suburbansenshi2 (Time to put up a temporary residence.)
[00:48] * Yaijinden tosses off a distracted salute to Nelius
[00:49] <YumikoTakanashi> yea i do have a nice family
[00:49] <The_Magic_Girl> Something about that is bugging me.
[00:49] <Claudia Remieux> ...
[00:49] * YumikoTakanashi takes another sig
[00:49] * Clippy lights up the fattest blunt
[00:50] <Claudia Remieux> I don't have a sibling named Jedda Rain.
[00:50] <Yaijinden> Not when you knew her.
[00:51] <Yaijinden> You've lived two lives, you see.
[00:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What was her name?
[00:51] <Claudia Remieux> Elizabeth. I told you.
[00:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Elizabeth Remieux...
[00:51] <Claudia Remieux> No.
[00:51] <Claudia Remieux> Elizabeth Ra--
[00:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Rain.
[00:52] * YumikoTakanashi tilts her head back and sighs
[00:52] * Claudia Remieux stops midsentence.
[00:52] <Claudia Remieux> How did I get here?
[00:52] <Yaijinden> You popped in not too long ago.
[00:52] <The_Magic_Girl> /me watches the strings still
[00:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And you are Claudia Rain.
[00:52] * The_Magic_Girl watches the strings still
[00:52] <Claudia Remieux> I shouldn't be here.
[00:53] * Claudia Remieux starts to panic.
[00:53] <???> Your sister's beena BAD girl.
[00:53] <Yaijinden> Like I said, unstuck.
[00:53] <???> do you know what she's dooooonnnneee~
[00:53] * YumikoTakanashi draws almost everyone in the room without heads...."well thats scary"
[00:53] * Cracks form all around the hotel lobby.
[00:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or... a...
[00:53] * Cracks form are hairline
[00:53] <YumikoTakanashi> (( can yumi hear that voice? ))
[00:53] * Cracks form then suddenly fragment.
[00:54] <Yaijinden> (( Everyone can! ))
[00:54] <???> Oh Jedda, that won't help you.
[00:54] <???> (( yes ))
[00:54] <Claudia Remieux> I see the angels
[00:54] <The_Magic_Girl> Damn it
[00:54] <Claudia Remieux> I'll lead them to your door.
[00:54] <???> Your shame is here, made flesh. Your beloved sister.
[00:54] <Claudia Remieux> There's no escape now.
[00:54] <???> Can you save her this time~?
[00:54] * Claudia Remieux falls through one of the cracks, taking the couch with her.
[00:55] *** Claudia Remieux has quit IRC (No mercy, no more.)
[00:55] <???> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
[00:55] <Yaijinden> Woop!
[00:55] * YumikoTakanashi looks up"excuse me mister voice? get out of my head yuh f[BLEEP]ker!
[00:55] * The room starts to shake.
[00:55] <Celeste> ....Yai....
[00:55] * Yaijinden turns to her
[00:55] <???> Sad Little girl~ see how she frets~
[00:56] <Yaijinden> Whatever happens, I will come for you.
[00:56] <The_Magic_Girl> Calling the power of Nodens, I beg of thee, give your humble chanteuse the power to stave off this threat!
[00:56] * YumikoTakanashi growls in irritation and floats
[00:56] * Celeste is currently standing on what looks like an island.
[00:56] <???> the true game is just beginning.
[00:56] * Celeste has rifts surrounding her.
[00:56] * ??? is silent.
[00:56] * Celeste reaches for something, anything to hold herself together.
[00:57] <Yaijinden> But today?
[00:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Okay I think I need a bloddy scorecard.
[00:57] <The_Magic_Girl> Send the hounds!
[00:57] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte throws upa portal under Celeste.
[00:57] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte makes the other end above yai
[00:57] * Celeste falls through the portal.
[00:57] * Celeste lands on Yai.
[00:57] * Yaijinden preps fireman's catch!
[00:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Get her out of here.
[00:57] * Celeste clings.
[00:58] <Yaijinden> Woop woop woop woop woop woop woop
[00:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /em snaps her portals shut with authority.
[00:58] * YumikoTakanashi sighs "i dont have time for this s[BLEEP]t" pops in headphones and turns her music up full blast
[00:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm with you, sister.
[00:58] * Yaijinden beats feet
[00:58] <Celeste> - I'm waiting for that c[BLEEP]t punch. -
[00:59] * Celeste blinks.
[00:59] * Celeste is back to normal.
[00:59] <Yaijinden> You're getting bed rest.
[00:59] * The_Magic_Girl requests the aid of nightgaunts from Nodens.
[00:59] <Yaijinden> And a thorough examination.
[00:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hahaha b[BLEEP]ch.
[00:59] <Celeste> What's going on.
[00:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you shall not know the hour or the time.
[00:59] <Yaijinden> We're leaving.
[01:00] * Celeste nods.
[01:00] <Yaijinden> The wicked have put something in your head. I intend to extricate it.
[01:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Only the pain of the Almighty Falcon Punch.
[01:00] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte hears Yaijinden.
[01:00] * Yaijinden turns back to the others
[01:00] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If they put something in her...
[01:00] <The_Magic_Girl> Damn, I'm getting nothing.
[01:00] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte grins
[01:00] <The_Magic_Girl> It's like we're sealed off or something.
[01:00] <Yaijinden> Anyone who passed into her care is potentially suspect.
[01:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Excellent.
[01:01] <Yaijinden> And you know what that means, I'm sure. ♫
[01:01] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte puches her fist into her hand.
[01:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes I do.
[01:01] <Yaijinden> I'll be back when I have news.
[01:01] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte grins darkly.
[01:01] <Yaijinden> May take a while, after all.
[01:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> S'okay, I have work to do.
[01:01] <The_Magic_Girl> Nodens, give me a sign. Any sign.
[01:01] * Yaijinden is away: Now, home.
[01:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There's a door in my mind.
[01:01] <The_Magic_Girl> I'll accept a text message, too.
[01:02] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And I'm going to kick it down.
[01:02] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte opens a portal. to Motherf[BLEEP]king Karn.
[01:02] *** Amaya [lanternof.green@[redacted]] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa amaya
[01:02] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Sisters of the Flame, let us form a circle.)
[01:02] <Amaya> Hey guys what is going OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LOBBY
[01:02] <The_Magic_Girl> Not sure.
[01:02] <Yaijinden> The usual problems!
[01:02] <The_Magic_Girl> Can't summon nightgaunts.
[01:02] * Celeste is away: Home.
[01:03] * YumikoTakanashi bobs her head in the orner
[01:03] * Yaijinden is away: actually going home now
[01:03] <The_Magic_Girl> Nodens isn't answering m'calls either.
[01:03] <John Constantine> The whole planar structure is jacked up.
[01:03] <John Constantine> What with isolating the mulitverse, these cracks...
[01:04] <John Constantine> Powers on all sides bleeding though...
[01:04] <John Constantine> 8 years ago slowly colloding with today...
[01:04] <John Constantine> ^colliding
[01:04] <Amaya> Seriously have you guys tried closing these?
[01:04] <Amaya> I thought
[01:04] <John Constantine> It's an Astral-Etheric Trainwreck.
[01:04] <Amaya> I thought that this was supposed to stop.
[01:04] * CrimsonTamer gives Constantine a gift bag with a blush "I found this and it has your name on it. Out of curiosity i peeked inside."
[01:05] <John Constantine> Well the space has been reinforced.
[01:05] * John Constantine looks inside
[01:05] <John Constantine> the universe isn't going to fall apaprt.
[01:05] <The_Magic_Girl> So I can't call on the help of the gods?
[01:05] <John Constantine> And we may need those cracks.
[01:05] * John Constantine sees what's in the bag and gah
[01:05] <The_Magic_Girl> Great.
[01:05] * John Constantine puts that away ><
[01:06] <John Constantine> Well I'm pretty sure a God arrived today.
[01:06] <John Constantine> I still sense the residue.
[01:06] <John Constantine> Probbaly something of a Greek flavor.
[01:07] <CrimsonTamer> I couldn't help but notice it's from Franziska...I....didn't know you two had that type of relationship >>
[01:07] * Adam Kanal texts Amaya     Finally got my new phone working. Remind me to be less scared when someone creepytexts me.
[01:07] <CrimsonTamer> I'll have to congratulate her XD
[01:07] <Adam Kanal> Ugh, the Greeks.
[01:08] <John Constantine> ...this is ibviously a trick Jillian.
[01:08] * Amaya texts Adam     What?
[01:08] * CrimsonTamer shrugs
[01:08] <Adam Kanal> So incestuous and sweaty.
[01:08] <CrimsonTamer> to each their own
[01:08] * YumikoTakanashi takes anotherbig swig of champagne from her bottle
[01:08] <CrimsonTamer> I know I got a gift for Haruka and Michiru to keep them away from my great grandmother >>
[01:08] * The_Magic_Girl said all of that. Not the gay detective
[01:09] <CrimsonTamer> Mostly Haruka away from Grammy Lottie than anything
[01:09] * CrimsonTamer whispers to Constantine what she sent up to the pair
[01:09] <CrimsonTamer> And I got Paisley a gift to help her with her problems of not having a boyfriend
[01:09] * Adam Kanal texts Amaya     Oh, right. I didn't actually stay over at your place like I said I was gonna. Crashed at my partner's >_>
[01:09] <John Constantine> Are you Morrigan lite? XD
[01:10] <CrimsonTamer> N-NO!
[01:10] <CrimsonTamer> ><
[01:10] <CrimsonTamer> I was at a party tonight and i simply wanted to keep Haruka away from Grammy Lottie and help Paise!
[01:10] * Amaya texts Adam     I was up playing Mass Effect all night! Finally something without all the sex scenes.
[01:10] * YumikoTakanashi sets her feet down and goes over to toss her empty bottle "f[BLEEP]k it"
[01:10] <CrimsonTamer> Paisley deserves to have some relaxation!
[01:11] <John Constantine> Haruka will flirt with anything that has a chest.
[01:11] * Amaya texts Adam     I swear that mansion just had the same four sex scenes over and over and over on that TV.
[01:11] <John Constantine> and I think Paisley... handles her own affairs
[01:11] * Adam Kanal texts Amaya     Where are you now? S[BLEEP]t went down bad last night.
[01:11] <John Constantine> Oh god why am I thi UGH bad mental ARRGH
[01:11] *** YumikoTakanashi has left #suburbansenshi2 (off to snuggle with my wife. heh)
[01:11] * Adam Kanal texts Amaya     What mansion?
[01:11] * John Constantine bangs his head on a wall
[01:11] * CrimsonTamer giggles
[01:12] * Amaya texts Adam     So much pixelated butt. I'm currently in the Helltel.
[01:12] <Amaya> At the mansion beyond the rifts!
[01:12] <CrimsonTamer> Does that mean Franziska takes care of her own affairs?
[01:12] * Amaya texts Adam     At the mansion beyond the rifts!
[01:13] * Adam Kanal texts Amaya     Cool cool. Who's there rn? Gonna bring pizza.
[01:13] <John Constantine> I don't... I need an adult.
[01:13] * Amaya texts him everyone who's here.
[01:13] * John Constantine feels ok dealing with pan-dimensional terros but not this kind of talk. Jesus.
[01:14] * CrimsonTamer giggles
[01:14] <CrimsonTamer> So does that mean that you've never been with a girl!? :O
[01:14] * Adam Kanal texts Constantine     Don't ask how I got your number. It's not important. Amaya Ikari went beyond. She's compromised.
[01:15] * John Constantine texts back     Yeah I went over too. Luckily I'm a bit more resistant to this kind of thing.
[01:15] <John Constantine> Like I'd tell you, Jillian :P
[01:16] * The_Magic_Girl looks for a soda or something
[01:16] * Amaya with a proper scan, will reveal she has no ties whatsoever. No compromises here :)
[01:16] <CrimsonTamer> It's okay if you haven't!
[01:16] <CrimsonTamer> You can use that gift that Franziska gave you!
[01:16] * Adam Kanal cannot scan her where he's from. Hint: not getting pizza :(
[01:17] <John Constantine> Honestly, I don't know if this body... why am I answering you.
[01:17] <John Constantine> Ugh.
[01:17] * CrimsonTamer texts Franziska     There was a gift bag down here from you addressed to Constantine
[01:17] * Adam Kanal texts Constantine     It feels like we're losing people left and right. Like Jedda's gonna win.
[01:17] * Amaya looks at the time.
[01:17] * CrimsonTamer texts Franziska     I made sure he got it....but I had no idea you two had that sort of relationship!
[01:18] * Amaya texts Adam     Pass on the pizza. I need some sleep.
[01:18] <Amaya> I'm gonna go to bed.
[01:18] * John Constantine texts back     Keep calm. You've all seen way worse.
[01:18] *** Furu [thatguyoverthere@ikari-home-network] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa furu
[01:18] *** Indigo [sadgirl@inavolcano.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:18] <@spiritflame> konbanwa indigo
[01:18] * Furu [outside] finds the nearest piece of furniture to fall face forward onto
[01:18] * John Constantine gets an angry german text
[01:18] * Amaya high fives mom and bro on the way up.
[01:18] * Adam Kanal texts Amaya     Ten-4. Lock your doors. Don't let strangers in.
[01:18] * Furu has moved to: [ lobby ]
[01:18] <John Constantine> ><
[01:18] *** Amaya [lanternof.green@[redacted]] has left #suburbansenshi2 (There's nothing that I'd take back, But it's hard to say there's nothing I regret.)
[01:19] * Furu [lobby] totally high fives his sis
[01:19] * Indigo has moved back to the lobby
[01:19] <Indigo> ...
[01:19] * Furu has moved back to the lobby
[01:19] <The_Magic_Girl> ...
[01:20] <Furu> Ughh Hisoka is gone and work is terrible and everything suuuucks.
[01:20] <Indigo> I think a teenager just made us family.
[01:20] * Furu kicks his legs like an angry child.
[01:20] <Furu> Yeah, weird, huh?
[01:20] <Indigo> Does this make me your step mom?
[01:20] * CrimsonTamer giggles at Constantine
[01:20] * @Doctor Xadium [Kami's Lookout] is doing his best to stay awake as rei.bots ceremony enters its second day
[01:20] <CrimsonTamer> I supppose you'll be making use of that um...item? XD
[01:21] <Furu> That's a horrifying thought. I think it doesn't count in this universe except when she's around.
[01:21] <Indigo> It also prevents you from getting in my pants.
[01:21] * @The Intern [Kami's Lookout] is resting, eating senzu beans by the fistful as Piccolo looks at her incredulously
[01:22] * ??? texts Xadium a photoshopped image of Gemini in an itsy bitsy polka dot bikini    
[01:22] <John Constantine> Jillian, don't you have a boyfriend
[01:22] <Furu> How often does anyone get into your pants
[01:22] * CrimsonTamer nods happily
[01:22] * @Doctor Xadium [Kami's Lookout] HATES HIS LIFE RIGHT NOW
[01:22] <The_Magic_Girl> Don't be rude.
[01:22] <Indigo> Shinji.
[01:22] <John Constantine> I'll be sending that to him then :P
[01:22] <CrimsonTamer> :P
[01:22] <Indigo> And then there's my offshoots.
[01:22] <CrimsonTamer> There's no need
[01:23] <CrimsonTamer> he has me
[01:23] <Furu> Offshoots totally don't count!
[01:23] <CrimsonTamer> ^_)^
[01:23] <Indigo> So then by that logic you add "Yaijinden"
[01:23] * John Constantine has more horrible mental images
[01:23] * @spiritflame [Kami's Lookout] WHAPS xadium to keep him focused
[01:23] <Furu> That would be like saying I've banged mango because that gross future me did.
[01:24] <CrimsonTamer> you'll need that item for yourself since it seems you've got an angry german woman out for your bood
[01:24] * Indigo texts Adam     Have You seen Hisoka?
[01:24] <John Constantine> I wonder whose fault that is.
[01:24] * John Constantine looks into one of the Space Time Cracks
[01:24] * CrimsonTamer smiiiiles
[01:24] * John Constantine gets a VERY strange text from Paisley.
[01:24] * Adam Kanal texts Indigo     She's not to be trusted.
[01:25] * Indigo texts Adam     She tried to kidnap Celeste last night, yeah.
[01:25] <John Constantine> (Where the hell can I get that... a 'bigger, blacker, box?")
[01:25] * Furu sits up.
[01:25] <John Constantine> Sorry J. Gotta go. Paise needs some help. And Jesus, texting rates from Karn must be insane.
[01:25] * Indigo instinctively directs Constantine to where the black whores work.
[01:26] * Adam Kanal texts Indigo     She kidnapped Komadori, they're both puppets.
[01:26] * Furu eyes Indigo and slowly tries to. Get behind her and peek over her shoulder at her texts.
[01:26] *** John Constantine [jxc@symbolics.com] has left #suburbansenshi2 (On the hunt.)
[01:26] <CrimsonTamer> I should get going anyways!
[01:26] <CrimsonTamer> Night everyone!
[01:26] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Wyatt! I'm back!)
[01:26] * The_Magic_Girl fwaps Furu.
[01:26] <The_Magic_Girl> Rude
[01:26] <Indigo> I hope Constantine has luck finding those Whores.
[01:26] <Furu> I'm a Rude Dude, I can't help it. Blame my upbringing.
[01:27] * Indigo texts Adam     Noted.
[01:27] <Furu> ...Are you guys talkin' about Hisoka? What do you know that I don't?
[01:27] <Indigo> She's been comprimised
[01:27] <The_Magic_Girl> The runner girl?
[01:28] <Indigo> She kidnapped someone named Robin.
[01:28] <The_Magic_Girl> Odd.
[01:28] <The_Magic_Girl> Strange s[BLEEP]t is happening everywhere.
[01:29] <Furu> What, you mean Komadori? But why-...that doesn't make any sense!
[01:29] * Indigo shrugs.
[01:29] * Indigo looks to the cracks
[01:29] * Indigo stares at them.
[01:29] * Indigo has this weird look in her eyes.
[01:30] * Indigo shakes her head
[01:30] <Indigo> I'm going out.
[01:30] * They look back at her, like giant jagged smiles~
[01:30] <Indigo> I'll see you all tomorrow.
[01:30] <The_Magic_Girl> They're not like the cracks in Zawame.
[01:30] * The_Magic_Girl nods.
[01:30] <Furu> You can't drop that on me and then just leave!
[01:30] <The_Magic_Girl> Yes she can.
[01:31] * Furu fumes
[01:31] <Furu> Fine. See ya tomorrow.
[01:31] * Indigo pats him on the back
[01:31] * Indigo is away 
[01:31] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@solo.helloproject.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[01:31] <@spiritflame> konbanwa [h!p]allison blitz
[01:32] * [H!P]Allison Blitz walks out, her rolling luggage behind her.
[01:32] <The_Magic_Girl> Allison?
[01:32] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Portia?
[01:32] * [H!P]Allison Blitz stops for a moment.
[01:33] <The_Magic_Girl> Glad to see you're feeling better.
[01:33] <The_Magic_Girl> Where are you going?
[01:33] <Furu> Oh hey Allison/other!me's wife
[01:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I'm going away.
[01:33] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Inaba. Zawame. Somewhere not here.
[01:34] <The_Magic_Girl> You always do that.
[01:34] <The_Magic_Girl> You always run away from your problems. Like a child.
[01:34] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Shut up.
[01:34] <Furu> Hey, whoa, now who's being rude?
[01:34] <The_Magic_Girl> You've been like this ever since your teen bop debut.
[01:34] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I said shut up!
[01:35] <The_Magic_Girl> Or what? You'll kill my new manager again?
[01:35] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> I didn't kill him.
[01:36] <[H!P]Allison Blitz> Your old boss did.
[01:36] *** [H!P]Allison Blitz [goldengirl@solo.helloproject.co.jp] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I'm done with this place.)
[01:36] * The_Magic_Girl screams after her, "You can't hide from this, Senshi!"
[01:36] <The_Magic_Girl> This is it!
[01:37] <The_Magic_Girl> ... she probably didn't even tell Langley or her brother.
[01:38] <Furu> I'm sure she did!
[01:38] <Furu> ...Right?
[01:39] <The_Magic_Girl> She didn't tell her parents she was moving to Japan until the day off.
[01:40] <The_Magic_Girl> Now that she and her brother don't have a psychic connection, she can have secrets again.
[01:40] <The_Magic_Girl> This is one of them.
[01:40] <Furu> Yeah, but...she's better than that.
[01:42] <The_Magic_Girl> You really think so?
[01:42] <The_Magic_Girl> Do you know why she moved to Japan?
[01:42] <Furu> Nnnno, not really. I mean, Langley probably does, maybe?
[01:44] <The_Magic_Girl> The Civil War.
[01:45] <Furu> ...You mean between the North and the South? Wow, she looks good for being two hundred years old!
[01:46] * The_Magic_Girl rolls her eyes.
[01:46] <The_Magic_Girl> Nevermind.
[01:46] <Furu> I'm kiddin'. I know what you mean.
[01:46] <The_Magic_Girl> The less of her we see, the better.
[01:46] <Furu> I'm not dumb. I own a company! I'm smart!
[01:48] <The_Magic_Girl> I better get back. New York is ready to collapse.
[01:48] <Furu> Y'know, I'd take you at your word but you seem to have a real personal vendetta here.
[01:48] *** The_Magic_Girl [haunting_lore@apple.helloprousa.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[01:49] * Furu sighs and sits alone and tries not to think about braids and hoodies.
[01:49] * Abe Hisoka LEAPS through the portal from New York
[01:50] <Abe Hisoka> S[BLEEP]tf[BLEEP]k the club just explo-- Furu?
[01:50] <Furu> Hisoka!
[01:50] * Furu immediately hugs onto her!
[01:50] <Furu> Are you okay? I was so worried!
[01:50] * Abe Hisoka is bruised to s[BLEEP]t ow ow ow
[01:50] <Abe Hisoka> I can't stay here. I might get shot. I just couldn't stay in New York. I also might have been shot for a different f[BLEEP]king reason.
[01:51] <Furu> Listen. Just. Come home, okay? Everything will be cool there.
[01:52] <Furu> We can keep any eye on you and no one's gonna wanna shoot you.
[01:52] <Abe Hisoka> Cool. Let's get my ass the f[BLEEP]k out of here.
[01:53] <Furu> Awesome.
[01:53] * Abe Hisoka jogs forward and swipes at the air and gets nothing.
[01:53] <Abe Hisoka> Oh f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t.
[01:53] <Abe Hisoka> Did you bring your car?
[01:53] <Abe Hisoka> Because I apparently can't f[BLEEP]king Run right now.
[01:54] <Furu> Luckily, yeah!
[01:54] <Furu> They did some kind of multiverse-y thing, I dunno. Future Me didn't explain it very well.
[01:54] <Abe Hisoka> Okay. cool. As long as it's temporary. Because I can't f[BLEEP]king even.
[01:54] <Abe Hisoka> ... I was in New York too long.
[01:55] <Furu> I can probably take your mind off that.
[01:55] <Abe Hisoka> that sentence should have had an ending but my mind just stop at "can't even".
[01:56] <Furu> Did you at least have new york style pizza?
[01:56] <Abe Hisoka> TO THE Car then we f[BLEEP]k then we go home.
[01:56] * Abe Hisoka exits before she gets shot.
[01:57] * Furu is away: WHOO CAR F[BLEEP]KIN'@
[01:57] * Abe Hisoka is away: Oh man these seats are heated <3
[02:21] * a SHREIK is heard across space and time as Paisley's mind burns out and goes silent.
[02:21] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has quit IRC (dead.)
[11:10] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte lays on the floor of the lobby, still out cold
[11:10] <Bixia Yuanjin> :o
[11:10] * Bixia Yuanjin sets aside her Sugar Cereal and squats next to Kaelyn
[11:12] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is just sprawled on the floor
[11:13] <Bixia Yuanjin> Kaelyn?
[11:13] * Bixia Yuanjin tries rousing her
[11:14] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is out cold
[11:15] * Bixia Yuanjin takes life signs, checks breathing, hearbeat
[11:17] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte is breathing fine
[11:18] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...this is Kaelyn we're dealing with. It may be something more than that.
[11:19] * Bixia Yuanjin hooks her arms under Kaelyn's and heaves
[11:20] * Bixia Yuanjin gives up after about three feet, so heavy
[11:20] <Bixia Yuanjin> I have one dollar for four Hazmats who're gonna carry this person to the medical place on the twelfth floor!
[11:20] * Bixia Yuanjin produces four $1 billz and is promptly accosted by four Hazmat Prinnies who then assist with the ferrying to the 12th Floor
[11:21] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved to: [ clinic ]
[11:22] * Bixia Yuanjin has moved to: [ clinic ]
[11:22] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] waits as the Impressive Machines do their diagnosis, sits in a chair, waiting
[11:22] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] waaaaaaaaits
[11:25] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] is super-patient
[11:26] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] is apperently in a self-induced coma
[11:27] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] ...okay.
[11:27] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] heaves a breath
[11:28] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] attunes herself to the Subtle Forces and takes a look over, examining for arcane phenomenon the EMH diagnostics would not be able to discern
[11:30] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] seems to have mentally shut herself away from everything
[11:31] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] Like a turtle...
[11:31] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] considers this for some time
[11:31] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] eventually decides to secure pad and paper and writes a note explaining where she is and where she was found
[11:32] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] leaves this nearby, and spends a few moments in silent prayer, thanking the kami for preserving Kaelyn thus far
[11:35] * A powerful voice from afar resonates in Kaelyn's mind. "Wake up, child."
[11:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] That's as much as I can do for you now.
[11:36] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] 's eyes snap open........
[11:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] ..I hear you
[11:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] If... um.
[11:37] * the Voice says no more. Well, there is something about a big black box but it makes no sense.
[11:37] * and something about getting up off arses
[11:38] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] sits up and glances at bixia
[11:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] pardon me
[11:38] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] do you have something sharp?
[11:38] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] I'm going to sedate you -so hard- if you take this to yourself.
[11:38] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] fetches a scalpel
[11:39] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] produces scalpel
[11:39] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] takes it and looks it over
[11:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] ..thank you
[11:39] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] pokes bixia's finger with it
[11:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] ow!
[11:40] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] clutches her finger protectively :<
[11:40] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] glances at the tip of the scapel "..this will do"
[11:41] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] moves the scaple towards her left eye....
[11:41] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] *her (kaelyn's)
[11:41] * Bixia Yuanjin [clinic] knows something up with that eye and doesn't yet react
[11:42] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] carefully starts to move the blade under her eye...forming a small tattoo...which briefly flashes red before forming
[11:43] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte [clinic] cleans the scaple
[11:43] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] there
[11:44] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] What happened?
[11:46] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] what do you mean
[11:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] I kind of found you out and unconscious on the floor in the lobby...
[11:47] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] What do you last remember before waking up?
[11:48] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] a crack
[11:50] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] Mmf.
[11:50] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] that is all
[11:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] There's a lot of hullabaloo about those right now.
[11:51] <Bixia Yuanjin> [clinic] I'd say be careful, but we both know how worthless that is sometimes.
[11:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> [clinic] agreed
[11:54] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte has moved back to the lobby
[11:54] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte walks into the lobby, looking around
[11:54] * Bixia Yuanjin has moved back to the lobby
[11:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> awwww now my cereal is soggy :<
[11:54] <Bixia Yuanjin> This is what I get for being helpful!
[11:54] * Bixia Yuanjin takes it away
[11:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> put in some more
[11:58] <Bixia Yuanjin> But then it just makes it on top of the soggyyyyyy
[11:58] * Bixia Yuanjin has a muffin instead
[11:58] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte smiles a bit
[12:01] <Bixia Yuanjin> Now what am I gonna do.
[12:01] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I do not know.....
[12:01] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte glances around the lobby for anything out of order
[12:02] <Bixia Yuanjin> The way to the Dreamlands is shut because of something the Time Lords did.
[12:03] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> yes I am aware...the boxing
[12:03] <Bixia Yuanjin> So I can't get back to that...
[12:03] * Bixia Yuanjin finishes eating muffin
[12:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> no you can't
[12:04] <Bixia Yuanjin> And I wasn't really paying much attention to spacetime.
[12:05] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's not my thing, so I wasn't really looking that hard?
[12:05] <Bixia Yuanjin> Have things from Outside been around here? I get that kind of smell from here.
[12:05] * Bixia may find the dreamlands are gone, but the power of dreams has become much, much strogner recently
[12:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> apperently
[12:06] <Bixia Yuanjin> Then that's what I can do to keep busy. Have you seen any? Do you know what they are? :o
[12:06] * Bixia Yuanjin now knows the above!
[12:07] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> I'm afraid not...
[12:07] <Bixia Yuanjin> Awwww...
[12:07] <Bixia Yuanjin> ...well, if I hang around here, I'm gonna hear something.
[12:08] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> other then being kidnapped I have done very little
[12:08] * there's always the Circus! Dame-dono's Fantastic Fun Factory Circus is in town!
[12:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> hm?
[12:10] * Gemini's flyer and cotton candy wrapper from yesterday are left behind. IT's afun family time for all!
[12:11] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte hands the flyer to bixi
[12:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> *bixia
[12:11] <Bixia Yuanjin> Ooooooh
[12:12] * Bixia Yuanjin is all about circuses
[12:12] * Bixia Yuanjin is away: checking this out!
[12:12] * She will ahve a fun, wholesome time that really stimulates the mind!
[12:13] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte waves goodbye to bixia
[12:18] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte sits on the Q sofa and closes her eyes
[12:24] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte ponders things
[12:29] *** Nelius Raoul has joined #suburbansenshi2
[12:29] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa nelius raoul
[12:29] * Nelius Raoul has moved to: [ City ]
[12:30] * Nelius Raoul [City] is flying towards the Hotel as fast as he can possibly move.
[12:30] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte meditates
[12:30] <Nelius Raoul> [City] (Something's happened, I can feel it....)
[12:31] * Nelius Raoul has moved back to the lobby
[12:31] * Nelius Raoul lands and enters the Hotel.
[12:31] * Nelius Raoul looks around the Lobby, unable to shake the uneasy feeling.
[12:32] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .............
[12:32] <Nelius Raoul> (...hey, isn't that--)
[12:34] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..........
[12:37] <Nelius Raoul> (I believe she's meditating. I won't disturb her.)
[12:40] * Nelius Raoul heads off elsewhere. What's causing this uneasy feeling?
[12:45] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte ponders things...
[12:56] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> (I have become too vulnerable)
[13:02] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte keeps meditating
[13:08] * Nelius Raoul finds an empty room, and decides to get a little exercise in.
[13:21] * Indigo looks at clippy.
[13:21] *** clippy is




HI IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE LOOKING AT ME WOULD YOU LIKE A DESCRIPTION?
hir image Song is: .

[13:22] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte KICKS Clippy in the eyes
[13:23] <Clippy> AGH MY UNPROTECTED OPTICAL ORGANS WHY DOES A PAPERCLIP NEED EYES
[13:26] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> as it is I do require your help
[13:28] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte glances at the clip
[13:29] <Clippy> What
[13:29] <Clippy> I MEAN SURE WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU
[13:29] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte holds up an document with obscure language scribblings on it "please look over this for correction"
[13:30] <Clippy> (don't blow this clippy it's your big shot DON'T BLOW IT)
[13:31] * Clippy proceeds to mark red lines under the misspelled words and green lines under the grammar mistakes
[13:33] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte looks at it
[13:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..thank you
[13:35] <Clippy> You're...welcome?
[13:35] * Clippy is away: OH GOD I BLEW IT
[13:35] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> you have been of great service
[13:38] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte makes the noted corrections to the document
[13:46] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> excellent
[13:47] <???> Well that's cute.
[13:47] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> hm?
[13:47] <???> Good to see you haven't lost your skills.
[13:48] * ??? is behind her.
[13:48] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte looks around




[13:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> BAM.
[13:49] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte grins.
[13:49] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> hello mother..you are looking excellent
[13:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I see you got my wake up call.
[13:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I think so as well!
[13:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Brain feels like it's been through a blender, but I'm back.
[13:50] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte smiles and starts folding up the piece of paper
[13:50] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte taps Kaelyn's head lightly
[13:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So that's what it's like having a brain like yours.
[13:50] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It feels like there's so much more... room[ to work with.
[13:51] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> yes well it does not always help us
[13:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte eats the piece of paper
[13:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You'd be surprised.
[13:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can do so much more.
[13:51] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte flexes her hand.
[13:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But to do so...
[13:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I need a bigger, blacker box.
[13:52] *** Paisley Pythia Peinforte [paisely_p@firstcircle.karn03-kasterborusrelay.sen] has left #suburbansenshi2 (be back later.)
[13:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> a what?
[13:52] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte slowly nods
[13:56] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte picks up her cane and undoes it...looking over the blade
[13:58] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte scribbles a note and pins it to the table
[13:59] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte stands and walks away
[13:59] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi2 (it is not enough)
[14:05] * Nelius Raoul leaves the room and notices that everyone is gone.
[14:06] <Nelius Raoul> (...odd, would've sworn I felt someone else appear....)
[14:06] * Nelius Raoul pays it no mind and decides to grab another book to read.
[14:20] * Nelius Raoul is away: Thinking on events and reading.
[15:13] *** Claudia Remieux has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:13] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa claudia remieux
[15:13] * Claudia Remieux legitimately just steps out of the rifts.
[15:13] <Claudia Remieux> I really find this all to be very unfortunate.
[15:13] <Claudia Remieux> Is anyone here?
[15:15] * there is a note pinned to a table
[15:20] *** Matsumi Kaze [AirGal@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[15:20] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa matsumi kaze
[15:20] * Matsumi Kaze is playing a video game on the floor
[15:27] <Matsumi Kaze> ♫
[15:29] * Matsumi Kaze eats some chips
[15:31] <Matsumi Kaze> stupid level!
[15:35] <Matsumi Kaze> hmph!
[15:55] * Matsumi Kaze keeps playing
[15:58] * Claudia Remieux can't see note pinned on table.
[15:59] * Matsumi Kaze hums a song as she plays
[15:59] * Claudia Remieux makes her way to a couch and sits.
[16:00] <Matsumi Kaze> yo
[16:00] <Claudia Remieux> Hello, there.
[16:01] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm Matsumi!
[16:01] <Claudia Remieux> I find myself more and more confused by this place.
[16:01] <Claudia Remieux> I'm Claudia. Pleasure.
[16:03] * Matsumi Kaze nods nods
[16:03] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah this place can be kinda crazy
[16:03] <Claudia Remieux> I still do not understand how I got here.
[16:03] <Claudia Remieux> And it seems like every time I am here there is something crazy going on.
[16:03] <Matsumi Kaze> well welcome here!
[16:04] <Claudia Remieux> Or people seem intent to interrogate me like I did something wrong.
[16:05] <Matsumi Kaze> oh well I don't know you so don't worry!
[16:05] <Claudia Remieux> Lovely!
[16:05] <Claudia Remieux> What is it that you are doing?
[16:06] <Matsumi Kaze> playing a video game! got nothing else to do right now
[16:07] * Nelius Raoul is back
[16:07] * Nelius Raoul enters the Lobby from another area of the Hotel. Judging from the small stack of books, he's been reading for quite a while.
[16:08] <Nelius Raoul> Man, I was busier than I thought I would be.
[16:08] <Nelius Raoul> Oh, hey Matsumi. Which game you playing now?
[16:09] <Nelius Raoul> ?? (And who is this?)
[16:09] * Nelius Raoul looks at Claudia Remieux.
[16:09] *** Claudia Remieux is a woman with long brown hair that falls in waves and eyes that look like marbles yet she can see clearly. She carries a deck of cards and is dressed formally.
Her image Song is: Hourglass by Zedd.

[16:10] * Claudia Remieux observes the game
[16:10] * Claudia Remieux has no idea what is going on but hey
[16:10] * Matsumi Kaze is playing mega man 2
[16:12] <Claudia Remieux> Hmmmm.
[16:14] <Matsumi Kaze> hmm?
[16:14] <Nelius Raoul> Which level is this?
[16:15] <Matsumi Kaze> um Quick Man
[16:16] <Nelius Raoul> Did you start with this one?
[16:17] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah
[16:17] <Nelius Raoul> ...poor choice, my friend.
[16:17] * Claudia Remieux loses focus
[16:20] <Matsumi Kaze> aww
[16:20] <Nelius Raoul> I'll be honestly surprised if you get past the insta-death beams without Time Stop.
[16:20] <Matsumi Kaze> aww man
[16:21] * Bixia Yuanjin bounces in again, balloons tied to her hair as braid thingie-bobbers
[16:22] * Claudia Remieux hears someone else come in!
[16:23] * Claudia Remieux tilts her head in that direction
[16:25] <Bixia Yuanjin> Oh my goodness everyone the circus is so much fun!
[16:25] <Nelius Raoul> ??
[16:25] <Claudia Remieux> Circus?
[16:25] <Matsumi Kaze> don't like circuses
[16:25] <Bixia Yuanjin> Dame-dono's Fantastic Fun Factory Circus!
[16:26] <Bixia Yuanjin> I had balloons and a funnel cake and I already ate all the cotton candy but it was really tasty! :9
[16:26] <Matsumi Kaze> clowns creep me out >.>
[16:26] <Claudia Remieux> I haven't been to a circus in a long time.
[16:26] <Claudia Remieux> I used the love the carnivals.
[16:26] * Claudia Remieux leans on the heels of her hands.
[16:28] * Matsumi Kaze keeps trying to play her game
[16:29] <Bixia Yuanjin> You should go! This one's got pretty much everything I remember except for the freak shows!
[16:29] <Claudia Remieux> I feel like I'm a bit old to go to the circus alone.
[16:29] * Bixia Yuanjin notices a Note
[16:30] * Bixia Yuanjin picks up the note and investigates it
[16:30] <Bixia Yuanjin> Then you can be my adult! :D
[16:30] <Note> Gone out. Might be gone Awhile. Take care of yourself, Mother. Kaelyn.
[16:31] <Claudia Remieux> Can I? :O
[16:31] <Claudia Remieux> If you don't mind.
[16:32] <Claudia Remieux> You'll have to guide me places.
[16:32] <Bixia Yuanjin> I can definitely do that. You wanna go later tonight?
[16:32] <Claudia Remieux> Certainly.
[16:33] * Bixia Yuanjin puts the note down, she's not the intended recipient
[16:33] <Bixia Yuanjin> Then we are super-going.
[16:33] * Claudia Remieux chuckles
[16:36] <Claudia Remieux> If I ever have children I hope they are just like you.
[16:36] <Bixia Yuanjin> :D
[16:37] <Bixia Yuanjin> My name is Bixia. What's yours?
[16:37] <Claudia Remieux> Claudia.
[16:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> It's nice to meet you, Claudia!
[16:39] <Bixia Yuanjin> Are you new here?
[16:39] <Claudia Remieux> Yes! Though I do not understand how I came here.
[16:40] <Bixia Yuanjin> :O
[16:41] <Claudia Remieux> It is all very confusing.
[16:44] <Bixia Yuanjin> Huh...
[16:44] * Bixia Yuanjin thinks on this for a bit
[16:44] <Bixia Yuanjin> How long? Since the crack stuff started?
[16:45] <Claudia Remieux> Mmmm, not long after that.
[16:45] <Claudia Remieux> That had all been here when I got here.
[16:45] <Bixia Yuanjin> Mmf :<
[16:46] * Matsumi Kaze stuffs more chips into her mouth
[16:47] * Zalan comes in from the stairs and sits to watch something on the TV
[16:47] *** Zalan has joined #suburbansenshi2
[16:47] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa zalan
[16:48] * Nelius Raoul continues to watch Matsumi play Mega Man 2.
[16:48] <Matsumi Kaze> hiiiiii Zalan!
[16:49] <Bixia Yuanjin> Well, I hope you find out and I hope it's for a good reason.
[16:49] * Nelius Raoul looks at Zalan.
[16:49] *** Zalan is the young son of Miara and Taki. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and a red Ultra stripe across his chest and shoulders. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: 'Magic Door' by Joe Hisaishi.

[16:50] * Zalan waves at Raoul
[16:51] * Nelius Raoul waves back.
[16:51] <Claudia Remieux> I hope so too.
[16:53] * Zalan looks at Claudia Remieux.
[16:53] *** Claudia Remieux is a woman with long brown hair that falls in waves and eyes that look like marbles yet she can see clearly. She carries a deck of cards and is dressed formally.
Her image Song is: Hourglass by Zedd.

[16:59] <Zalan> who're you?
[17:08] * Zalan shrugs and moves over to Matsumi
[17:08] * Matsumi Kaze keeps playing her video game!
[17:10] * Zalan pokes Matsumi
[17:10] <Matsumi Kaze> yeaaah?
[17:11] <Zalan> what are you playing?
[17:11] * Zalan sits up next to matsumi
[17:12] <Matsumi Kaze> Mega Man 2
[17:12] <Zalan> whats that?
[17:13] <Matsumi Kaze> it's a video game!
[17:13] <Zalan> yeah...how do you play it? what's it about?
[17:17] <Matsumi Kaze> about a robot guy who beats other robot guys!
[17:17] * Matsumi Kaze starts to show zalan the controls
[17:17] * Zalan watches a few minutes
[17:18] * Matsumi Kaze keeps dying
[17:19] <Nelius Raoul> ..you still on Quick Man?
[17:20] <Matsumi Kaze> yeaaaaah
[17:20] <Nelius Raoul> ...you might want to select a different stage.
[17:21] <Matsumi Kaze> which one?
[17:22] <Nelius Raoul> Hm, if memory serves, Flash Man takes 2 damage from the Buster.
[17:22] <Nelius Raoul> Then again, most go after Metal Man-- his Metal Blade weapon is generally the best in the game.
[17:23] <Matsumi Kaze> um ok
[17:25] * Matsumi Kaze dies one last time and switches to metal man
[17:26] <Zalan> Can I try it?
[17:26] <Matsumi Kaze> sure!
[17:26] * Matsumi Kaze hands it over!
[17:31] * Zalan takes it and plays, apparently doing pretty well
[17:31] <Matsumi Kaze> wow!!!
[17:36] <Nelius Raoul> Well...
[17:43] * Zalan keeps playing a while
[17:45] <Zalan> This is fun! It's easy :)
[17:46] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi2
[17:46] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa aratasujou
[17:46] <Matsumi Kaze> :O...
[17:46] * Aratasujou suddenly appears out of nowhere near everyone. "Arasu go POOF!!!" =^ ^=
[17:47] <Nelius Raoul> (This kid isn't ordinary.)
[17:47] <Zalan> Hihi, Arasu :D
[17:47] <Aratasujou> How you all be?
[17:48] <Zalan> okay now, but ana went away again :/
[17:48] <Nelius Raoul> Doing.
[17:49] * Nelius Raoul looks at Aratasujou.
[17:49] *** Aratasujou is is an incredibly cute looking fox-girl, barely two feet high, with dazzling blue eyes, a pale complexion, and long deep brown hair. She's fun-loving, eternally happy. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "Repo! The Genetic Opera - Zydrate Anatomy" .

[17:51] * Aratasujou looks to see what everyone is doing. o__o
[17:52] * Nelius Raoul watches Zalan play through MegaMan 2.
[17:52] <Nelius Raoul> Is this your first time playing this?
[17:53] <Zalan> Kenshiro has one, he lets me play sometimes. It's different, though.
[17:55] <Nelius Raoul> Ah, so you've had practice.
[17:57] <Zalan> Um...a few times?
[17:57] * Aratasujou watches Zalan play the game.
[17:57] <Aratasujou> Me can play this easy!
[17:58] <Nelius Raoul> You know the weakness loops, then?
[18:00] <Aratasujou> Me can figure it out.
[18:01] * Matsumi Kaze just eats her chips
[18:01] <Zalan> I'm done now *hands the controller back to Matsumi*
[18:01] <Zalan> You play again?
[18:02] * Aratasujou takes a chip from Matsumi and slowly...slowly...deliberately...EATS IT! :3
[18:03] <Matsumi Kaze> HEY GIVE THAT BACK
[18:03] * Matsumi Kaze tackles Ara!
[18:03] <Nelius Raoul> ....
[18:03] <Aratasujou> :O
[18:03] <Nelius Raoul> I can take up the controller. Which level did you leave off on?
[18:03] * Aratasujou is tackled!
[18:04] * Aratasujou WASSLES with Matsumi!
[18:04] * Matsumi Kaze wrestles back!!!
[18:06] <Aratasujou> RAAAARRRRrrrrrrr~!
[18:07] * Aratasujou puts a waist-clinch on Matsumi and holds on tight! Surprisingly tightly, actually!
[18:10] <Matsumi Kaze> OW OW OW OW T___________T
[18:10] <Aratasujou> >:D
[18:11] <Aratasujou> Say it!
[18:11] <Aratasujou> Say it!
[18:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is back
[18:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte hops on a seat, thinking.
[18:12] <Nelius Raoul> ....
[18:13] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte ponders ponders ponders
[18:13] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte starts a block transfer incantation in her head and CLAPS her hands together
[18:13] * Nelius Raoul takes up the Controller and continues playing where Zalan left off.
[18:13] * a small cube falls in her hands
[18:13] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte observes the cube, which rapidly dissolves
[18:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> fuh~
[18:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This will take some doing.
[18:15] * Aratasujou lets go of Matsumi and trots over to Paisley.
[18:17] * Aratasujou looks up at Paisley.
[18:17] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte hits on the idea, if she can pre-compute the BTI's and memorize them and make them mental muscle memory this will work
[18:17] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks down at Arata.
[18:17] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hallo~
[18:17] <Aratasujou> Hi-hi! What happen here? Places be acting strange now.
[18:17] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte will first whittle down the list of patterns.
[18:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, the usual, dreaded evil from the dawn of time threatening the break free, an unstablwe reality, Jedda Rain.
[18:18] * there is a note pinned to a table
[18:18] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Powerups here there and everywhere, including myself.
[18:18] <Aratasujou> Oh. Old-same, old-same?
[18:18] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte looks to the note.
[18:19] * Aratasujou peers at the note too.
[18:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well aren't you just a nosy... robot-thing.
[18:19] <Note> Had to go. Might be gone for a bit. Required education, mother. Love, Kaelyn
[18:21] <Aratasujou> Me supposed to be!
[18:21] * Aratasujou points her finger at Paisley's nose. :|
[18:22] * Aratasujou gently presses her finger against Paisley's nose. "Boop~!"
[18:22] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs, but cant' blame the kid, she herself just literally blew her own brains out on the sands of Karn getting to the next level.
[18:23] * ??? texts Paisley     I didn't know you had that type of relationship with yourself~ Heard about a certain gift you received
[18:24] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts back     What
[18:24] * Nelius Raoul is blowing through Megaman 2 pretty easily. He's already at Wily's Fortress.
[18:25] * Matsumi Kaze just watches this
[18:25] <Aratasujou> Solar-kun no feel good at all yesterday. Something make him feel bad and Inu-Kit spend all night trying to make feel better. We no know what.
[18:25] * ??? texts Paisley     It requires AAA batteries and a bit of lube
[18:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are you sure he's not just trying to create more warrior-children :P
[18:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's he up to now, six?
[18:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whe do they go in the power armor :P
[18:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ^when
[18:26] <Aratasujou> Five, silly! :P
[18:26] <@MJayDee> six after last night
[18:26] *** @MJayDee [LooseCanonAuthirtah@TeamRK.co.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:26] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @MJayDee

[18:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @mjaydee
[18:27] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte nods
[18:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What another one?
[18:27] <Aratasujou> Maybe...he feel strange because strange things happen here.
[18:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Possibly.
[18:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I had a hell of a night. I just died.
[18:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Literally.
[18:27] * Matsumi Kaze simply eats chips
[18:27] <@MJayDee> you got better
[18:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I hate to say it, but I had help.
[18:28] <Aratasujou> You no look dead.
[18:28] *** Vanessa Alexandra has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa vanessa alexandra
[18:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I got better.
[18:29] <Aratasujou> You have big brain go BAMF?!
[18:29] <Vanessa Alexandra> so this box...is are reason i can't morph to my senshi form?
[18:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Like the man said.
[18:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It shouldn't be unless you're sucking your senhi form from another universe.
[18:29] <Vanessa Alexandra> hm.
[18:30] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[18:30] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crimsontamer
[18:30] <@MJayDee> it's only a matter of time, before SOMEONE puts a d[BLEEP]k in this box
[18:30] * Matsumi Kaze PATS Paisley on the shoulder
[18:30] <Vanessa Alexandra> i bet it will be motaki
[18:30] <Matsumi Kaze> WELL I wish you luck on fighting all this evil!
[18:30] * Aratasujou points at Mike. "D[BLEEP]k already be here!" >:D
[18:30] * CrimsonTamer skips in happily ^^
[18:31] * Aratasujou offers a high-five to Paisley.
[18:31] <CrimsonTamer> Paisely! :D
[18:31] <CrimsonTamer> How'd your gift work out? ^^
[18:31] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte high fives?
[18:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I just died.
[18:31] <CrimsonTamer> And did you hear about the gift that Constantine got from Franziska? :O
[18:31] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte can laugh about it!
[18:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Do tell~
[18:32] * CrimsonTamer shows Paisley the pictures she took with her phone
[18:32] <Matsumi Kaze> I think I'm going to follow mina and their group's sort of path
[18:32] * Matsumi Kaze walks outside and gets on her bike
[18:32] <CrimsonTamer> You should've seen the reaction!
[18:32] * CrimsonTamer giggles
[18:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh my~
[18:32] * Matsumi Kaze is away: going for a ride
[18:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What you're going to quasi-retire and leave the work to us?
[18:32] * Nelius Raoul takes out the BueBeam Trap.
[18:32] <Matsumi Kaze> yup!
[18:33] * Matsumi Kaze is away 
[18:33] <Aratasujou> What you say about universes?
[18:33] <CrimsonTamer> I had no idea they had that type of relationship! Did you?
[18:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Jesus christ we all know you're capable of using grammar.
[18:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Must you Yoda
[18:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> All the 1337-related multiverses have been sealed off in a box.
[18:34] * Nelius Raoul pauses the game to hear Paisley's information.
[18:34] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ tokyo road ]
[18:35] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] just rides
[18:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And the stracture of the mutliverses largely made stable.
[18:35] <Aratasujou> Tell me your secrets you must! Command you, I do! :P
[18:35] * CrimsonTamer notices a gift bag for Paise that's labeled "From: Secret Admirer"
[18:36] * CrimsonTamer hands the bag to Paise
[18:36] <Aratasujou> So no more of those cracks in the dimensional fabric for now.
[18:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well we left the cracks somewhat open.
[18:37] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] stops at a crossing and waits for the light
[18:38] <Aratasujou> To draw out and track down this Jedda Rain.
[18:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[18:39] * Aratasujou processes this new information.
[18:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Whom I will falcon-punch in the c[BLEEP]t before this is all over.
[18:39] * CrimsonTamer points out paise needs to show everyone what's in the bag :P
[18:39] <Aratasujou> How have the other dimensions been affected by this reinforcement?
[18:39] <CrimsonTamer> You got something from a secret admirer!
[18:39] <CrimsonTamer> Perhaps it's a really expensive handbag?
[18:40] <CrimsonTamer> or wallet?
[18:40] <CrimsonTamer> perfume?
[18:40] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte opens it and looks GOOD GOD WHAT
[18:40] <CrimsonTamer> What?
[18:40] <CrimsonTamer> What's the matter?
[18:40] <Nelius Raoul> ??
[18:41] <CrimsonTamer> You look like someone just left you a pile of s[BLEEP]t in a bag
[18:41] <Aratasujou> O___o
[18:42] * Vanessa Alexandra looks around
[18:42] <Aratasujou> WHAT BE THAT?!




[18:42] <Aratasujou> It be pile of SOMETHING in bag.
[18:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> GOD
[18:42] * Aratasujou takes out Sledge-O-Matic and readies it just in case.
[18:42] * CrimsonTamer laughs
[18:42] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] keeps riding silently
[18:42] <CrimsonTamer> What the hell is that?
[18:43] <Nelius Raoul> ........
[18:43] <CrimsonTamer> Why would a secret admirer give you something like that?
[18:44] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I have no idea.
[18:44] <Aratasujou> Maybe Paisley-lady have creepy, crazy stalker-admirer!
[18:44] * Catriona texts Paisley     So do you like your secret admirer gift?
[18:44] * Catriona texts Paisley     I can send you more horrible things!
[18:44] * Nelius Raoul turns back to his game. The boss rush is coming up.
[18:45] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts back     Why just. Why.
[18:45] <Aratasujou> ...
[18:45] <Aratasujou> Yuppers. Creepy, crazy, stalker-foxgirl.
[18:45] * Catriona texts Paisley     Horrible things are heading for you now
[18:46] * Giant pile of horrible yuri/yaoi doujin suddenly rain down on Paisley
[18:46] * CrimsonTamer coughs
[18:46] <Aratasujou> decides to help Paisley by downloading THIS into her brain.
[18:47] * Aratasujou is trying to prevent Paisley's brain from exploding from the weirdness.
[18:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm fine...
[18:48] <CrimsonTamer> WTF is that Aratasujou?
[18:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> My god why is a vampire... oh wait, Romania.
[18:49] <Aratasujou> Voice be HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH~! @_____@
[18:50] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] stops in the warehouse area and finds an abandoned warehouse
[18:52] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] sets aside her bike and walks into the warehouse
[18:52] <Aratasujou> But what can we do to assist with defeating this new threat?
[18:52] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] sits on a box and just stares ahead
[18:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hang tight for now. I'm working on my own little strategy.
[18:53] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte has 1663 potentials to whittle through...
[18:54] * Nelius Raoul takes out the first Wily Machine. He's focusing on keeping Bubble Lead stocked....
[18:54] <Aratasujou> But you haven't answered the question completely. What CAN we do to assist?
[18:54] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What part of Hang tight was not the answer.
[18:56] * Vanessa Alexandra yawns
[18:57] <Aratasujou> We want to make certain we're ready. Federation, Tanar'ri, and anyone else we can call upon. Solar-kun would want it that way.
[18:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure when Jedda Rain shows up she'll make it clear what needs to be done.
[18:59] * Matsumi Kaze [tokyo road] watches a rat crawl by
[18:59] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ warehouse ]
[19:00] <Aratasujou> Ultra-violence? >:D
[19:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes.
[19:01] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte has narrowed things downt o 1246 possibilities
[19:01] * Nelius Raoul completes the game and powers the console down.
[19:02] * Matsumi Kaze [warehouse] quietly watches the pest chew on some wood
[19:02] <???> Dining on ashes, Matsumi Kaze?
[19:02] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] what
[19:02] *** Yukari Yakumo [IllusoryBorderHag@EnclaveFedCom.Net (PiratedServer] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[19:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa yukari yakumo
[19:03] * Yukari Yakumo has moved to: [ warehouse ]
[19:03] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] leave me alone
[19:03] * Yukari Yakumo [warehouse] waves to Matsumi as she emerges from one of her portals.
[19:03] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] just go away
[19:03] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] What troubles you, girl of the winds?
[19:04] * Aratasujou curiously watches Paisley working.
[19:04] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] nothing >.>
[19:04] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] and I'm not wind..that's haruka
[19:04] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You're sitting in a warehouse watching rats eat. Obviously something troubles you or I wouldn't have sensed it.
[19:05] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte has narrowed things down ro 875 candidates.
[19:06] <Aratasujou> Can me help you?
[19:07] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Plus you have the look on one who's no longer certain about her way.
[19:07] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] I don't know what I want to do anymore
[19:08] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No. I need to decide which of my carefully constructed concepts I want to memorize so I can manifest them instakntly.
[19:08] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte has it down to 688 candidates.
[19:08] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Oh? What changed for you?
[19:08] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] it feels like....
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] we've become an army
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] so what's the point of one soldier leaving
[19:09] <Aratasujou> Concepts? Like favorite yaoi slash-pairs?
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] the war has plenty of generals and guns behind it
[19:09] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] the world can take care of itself
[19:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Can't explain it yet.
[19:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Walls have Ears.
[19:10] <Aratasujou> Okies! Me let you work now.
[19:11] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Is that all you see yourself as? A mere soldier?
[19:11] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] that's what I've been told my job is
[19:11] * Nelius Raoul goes down to the Library.
[19:11] * Nelius Raoul is away: Reading up on something
[19:12] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Or are you the paragon champion awaiting the next clarion sign?
[19:12] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] there are plenty of senshi out there who can answer that call
[19:13] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] But how many of them have your experience and knowledge?
[19:13] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] oh wait let me see
[19:14] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] Uranus, Saturn, Neptune, Allison,
[19:14] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] ...hell even 134340
[19:14] * Vanessa Alexandra goes sits on a sofa
[19:14] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] oh and I forgot Valeria
[19:14] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] who can bust anything
[19:14] * Aratasujou sits next to Paisley and avoids disturbing her.
[19:14] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte has 264 candidates.
[19:15] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You sound a little jealous.
[19:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte now spends more time refining how they might be used.
[19:15] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] I'M NOT JEALOUS
[19:15] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] ><
[19:16] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Bitter perhaps.
[19:16] * Matsumi Kaze [warehouse] grumbles
[19:16] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] With a touch of resentment. But you don't need to feel like that.
[19:17] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You're one amidst many, but none of those others you've mentioned are identical to *you*. You have powers they lack, no doubt.
[19:17] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] well it's easy for you..you're a stupid goddess...you don't need to worry about anything
[19:18] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] A goddess? Oh my!
[19:18] * Yukari Yakumo [warehouse] smiles and grins. ^______^
[19:19] * Vanessa Alexandra sighs
[19:19] * Vanessa Alexandra sits on the sofa, stuck in nowhere
[19:20] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] A soldier you might be, but every soldier has their talents and place. The loss of one "mere" soldier can diminish or cripple an army just as one single cog in a great machine failing can cause the whole contraption to tear itself apart.
[19:20] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] No, no, no. I very much doubt there is anything "mundane" about you, Matsumi Kaze.
[19:23] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] I didn't say mundane....
[19:23] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] So the question now should not be, who are you? Or what do you what?
[19:23] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] ^want?
[19:23] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] The question for you now should be "where are you going"?
[19:24] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] I don't know I don't know and I don't know
[19:25] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] and I can't find the answers
[19:25] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] So then you're on sabbatical!
[19:25] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] :D
[19:26] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] I. don't. know
[19:27] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] feel like I'm saying bad things
[19:28] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: working on this.
[19:28] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Well that's not good at all. What would my little darlings think if they saw you like this.
[19:29] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] maybe they shouldn't
[19:30] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] See you like this you mean. They won't see you if you're not around at all.
[19:30] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Which will only make them wonder where you are.
[19:30] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Their Aunty Matsy that they all love so much. ^__^
[19:32] * Matsumi Kaze [warehouse] just goes silent
[19:33] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] So what to do? As it is it seems like you're trying to find a new objective in your life.
[19:34] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You have a wealth of knowledge and experience that would be of great benefit to these young whipper-snappers.
[19:34] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] There are other worlds than this. You could explore and experience new places and new peoples.
[19:35] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] what's the point
[19:35] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You could develop new skills. Perhaps invent a new power?
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] don't you get it
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] there are no new powers
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] there's no....new inventions....
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] what I have is what I have
[19:36] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] and what I have is easily replaced
[19:37] *** Vanessa Alexandra has left #suburbansenshi2 (need to figure out something)
[19:37] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Or, you could just take a break and come to a place were everyone has a place.
[19:37] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] there is no such place
[19:37] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] I disagree.
[19:38] <Matsumi Kaze> [warehouse] because what I've done for the past weeks is whine, complain and act like the teenager I am...I'm a joke
[19:39] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] That which has no place in this world has a place there. That which doesn't exist in this world exists there. Yes, I'm speaking of Gensokyo. Right now you would not be out of place there if you wished to take a vacation of sorts.
[19:39] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You weren't always a teenager, if I remember correctly.
[19:40] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah and I don't know WHY THAT HAPPENED
[19:40] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You're objecting?
[19:41] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know >_________<
[19:41] * Yukari Yakumo [warehouse] points at Matsumi's chest with her fan. "I believe you're firmer and tighter in certain areas now that would make older women envious."
[19:42] <Matsumi Kaze> don't touch me ><
[19:43] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] I could do so if I really wanted to...
[19:43] <Matsumi Kaze> LEAVE ME ALONE ><
[19:43] * Yukari Yakumo [warehouse] opens up several small portals around Matsumi for a moment, then closes them. She's proven her point.
[19:43] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] But I'm not going to be a complete asshat like a certain peach-head b[BLEEP]ch I know.
[19:45] <Matsumi Kaze> ><
[19:47] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Everyone has crisis of faith at some point.
[19:48] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Everyone wonders at some point if they've become obsolescent.
[19:48] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] The truth is that you will always be needed by someone, somewhere, at some time. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but you will always be needed.
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> all I've done lately is get hurt..over and over again
[19:50] <Matsumi Kaze> I can't even defend myself anymore
[19:53] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ Warehouse ]
[19:53] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Then there's what you need to invent.
[19:53] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You've become deficient in some way. A weakness has developed somehow.
[19:54] <Matsumi Kaze> [Warehouse] that's me.. ><
[19:54] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Figure out what the deficiency is, counter it, and become better so that you *will* be needed once again.
[19:55] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] You are the scion of the planet Quinox, after all.
[19:56] <Matsumi Kaze> [Warehouse] just STOP TALKING ><
[19:56] * Matsumi Kaze [Warehouse] punches one of the walls...and the warehouse starts to shake
[19:56] <Yukari Yakumo> [warehouse] Hmmm, are these walls earthquake-proofed?
[19:57] <Matsumi Kaze> [Warehouse] ...no
[19:58] * Yukari Yakumo [warehouse] opens her umbrella and starts to walk quickly towards the exit. "Coming?"
[19:58] * Matsumi Kaze [Warehouse] dodges parts of the warehouse that start to fall
[19:59] * Yukari Yakumo has moved to: [ Outside the warehouse ]
[20:00] * Yukari Yakumo [Outside the warehouse] opens other portals to make certain Matsumi doesn't get buried by debris.
[20:02] * Matsumi Kaze [Warehouse] runs out of the warehouse
[20:02] * Matsumi Kaze has moved to: [ Outside ]
[20:02] * Matsumi Kaze [Outside] watches as the warehouse completely collapses
[20:03] <Yukari Yakumo> [Outside the warehouse] Quite the punch you have.
[20:03] <Matsumi Kaze> [Outside] ugh....
[20:03] <Yukari Yakumo> [Outside the warehouse] Very impressive, actually.
[20:04] <Matsumi Kaze> [Outside] don't remind me
[20:05] <Yukari Yakumo> [Outside the warehouse] You think that's a bad thing? When I say I'm impressed, I'm impressed. That right there was an effective demonstration of what you can contribute. That and your singing skills.
[20:05] <Yukari Yakumo> [Outside the warehouse] Which are also quite impressive as well.
[20:07] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:07] <@spiritflame> konbanwa musicartisan
[20:07] * MusicArtisan enters reading the Kama Sutra
[20:08] <MusicArtisan> Ooo....I don't think I've tried that position with Lottie yet~
[20:08] * MusicArtisan marks the position with a little post-it note
[20:09] * Matsumi Kaze [Outside] has gotten on her bike and is biking away from yukari
[20:10] <Yukari Yakumo> [Outside the warehouse] You know what you can do better than anyone else, Matsumi Kaze. When you think you've come as far as you can possibly go, either become perfection itself, or make a new course for yourself.
[20:10] * Yukari Yakumo [Outside the warehouse] opens a portal next to Matsumi and sticks her head through. "Or just...ROCK ON~!!!!" :P
[20:10] *** Yukari Yakumo [IllusoryBorderHag@EnclaveFedCom.Net (PiratedServer] has left #suburbansenshi2 (I see what you're doing in there! ^__^)
[20:10] <Matsumi Kaze> [Outside] GAH!
[20:10] * Matsumi Kaze [Outside] crashes into another warehouse thanks to the interruption @_@
[20:11] * MusicArtisan texts Lottie a picture of the position     Shall we try this tonight?
[20:13] *** Kitsune no Hime [madamed'amestris@EnclaveFedCom.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kitsune no hime
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[20:13] <@spiritflame> konbanwa solarchos
[20:14] * Solarchos is walking arm-in-arm with Inu-Kit.
[20:16] <Solarchos> So love, what did you think of that restaurant tonight? I picked one that we've never been to before.
[20:16] * Kitsune no Hime has her arm entwined with Solar's and her tails wrapped around his waist
[20:16] <Kitsune no Hime> It was delicious
[20:17] <Solarchos> I don't think I've ever tried Korean cuisine before. Although...I'm a little concerned about some of the rumors that have been circulating down from the north.
[20:19] <Solarchos> It seems that Kim Jong Un's been encouraging people in North Korea to insult the hell out of foreigners as much as possible now.
[20:19] * Kitsune no Hime frowns softly
[20:21] <Solarchos> I *really* don't want to see you get treated like that by a bunch of xenophobic racist asshats.
[20:22] <Kitsune no Hime> I won't if we don't go there
[20:23] <Solarchos> Well, we've never visited Seoul before tonight. What did you think of it?
[20:23] * Solarchos sits down in one of the couches in the Lobby and relaxes with Inu-Kit.
[20:25] <Kitsune no Hime> It was a rather interesting city, but it was a pleasant experience.
[20:26] <Solarchos> The DMZ was certainly interesting to see, too. Reminds me of the Enclave, and I don't mean "Sanctuary" either.
[20:27] * Solarchos checks his dataslate for updates and messages for a second or two.
[20:28] <Kitsune no Hime> There are many places here that greatly resemble the warzones we're used to
[20:29] <Solarchos> Ara-su says that the older Kits are doing their homework and our littlest Kit is currently "inquiring" about our whereabouts."
[20:29] * Nelius Raoul is back
[20:29] * Nelius Raoul comes up to the Lobby from the Library.
[20:30] <Kitsune no Hime> Oh?
[20:30] * Pink Lion texts back     wow....
[20:31] <Solarchos> Ara-su says that little Natalia is at this moment calling out as she searching every square inch of our bedroom.
[20:31] * MusicArtisan texts Lottie     Mel was begging to babysit the twins with Alice again....and Glen's been helping Jillian and Mel both with homework....so tonight it's you and me....here at the hotel?
[20:31] <Solarchos> Including underneath the bed and in the drawers.
[20:31] <Kitsune no Hime> Awww
[20:32] <Kitsune no Hime> Perhaps we ought to summon her here
[20:32] <Solarchos> If you'd like!
[20:32] * Chibi RoyalTwin appears suddenly next to where Natalia is, wanting to play with her
[20:32] <Solarchos> I won't object.
[20:33] *** Chibi RoyalTwin has left #suburbansenshi2 (YIP!)
[20:33] * Pink Lion texts back     give me a little bit? i'm trying to pack up
[20:33] * Kitsune no Hime opens a portal and pulls Natalia through
[20:33] * MusicArtisan texts Lottie     Not a problem~
[20:33] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[20:33] <@spiritflame> konbanwa chibi-nat
[20:34] * MusicArtisan grins and tags a couple other positions :D
[20:34] * Chibi-Nat is currently in her fox form and is looking surprised and bewildered.
[20:34] <Chibi-Nat> o__o
[20:34] <Solarchos> There's our littlest Kit!
[20:35] * Solarchos takes Natalia and cradles her in his arms.
[20:35] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) sees Mommy and yips at her happily, wiggling her little tails and grinning as only a baby fox can do. :D
[20:37] <Solarchos> She looks especially happy to see you, love.
[20:39] * Kitsune no Hime giggles, "I bet she's happy to see us both."
[20:42] <Solarchos> She's getting bigger, isn't she?
[20:42] <Kitsune no Hime> Yes she is
[20:42] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) peers eagerly at Mommy, like she's planning something. :3
[20:44] <Solarchos> Oh? What's she up to now?
[20:44] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) leans closer to Mommy. >:3
[20:44] * Kitsune no Hime stares back at little Nat
[20:45] <Kitsune no Hime> What are you scheming, littlest one?
[20:47] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) suddenly does a little pounce and attempts to catch Mommy's sleeve in her mouth for tugging. >:3
[20:49] <Solarchos> Ooooh! She's got you!
[20:49] <Kitsune no Hime> Oh my!!
[20:49] * Kitsune no Hime makes a face of (fake) distress, "Oh no!! I've been attacked by a Kit!"
[20:51] <Solarchos> What should we do now?!
[20:51] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> rrrrrrrrr! >:3
[20:51] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) tugs and tugs and tugs, trying to make Mommy fall over onto Daddy.
[20:53] * Nelius Raoul watches the fox play with her parents.
[20:54] * Solarchos mock-bats at Natalia in an attempt to make their little daughter cease her "attack" on her mother!
[20:54] * Kitsune no Hime giggles
[20:56] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) gives one big last TUG!
[20:59] * Kitsune no Hime flicks her ears
[20:59] * Kitsune no Hime topples over against SOlar
[21:01] <Solarchos> Whoops!
[21:01] * Solarchos catches Inu-Kit in his arms and hugs her.
[21:02] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) perches herself on Mommy's shoulder, looking a little too proud of herself. >:D
[21:02] * Kitsune no Hime laughs, "She wanted mommy and daddy to snuggle"
[21:03] * Kitsune no Hime pulls Natalia to her lap and scratches her belly
[21:04] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) trills happily! ^_____^
[21:04] <Solarchos> And she wanted to play a trick on us both. See? She's learning that from you.
[21:04] <Solarchos> She's a little sneak already.
[21:05] <Kitsune no Hime> Of course she is. And if she wasn't getting it from me she's picking it up from her sisters.
[21:07] <Solarchos> Oh yes. I've seen Alex and Catriona playing with her more and more now that she's starting to crawl and scamper all over the place.
[21:07] <Kitsune no Hime> I'm glad to see her getting more mobile
[21:08] <Solarchos> Speaking of which, Alexianna seemed a little odd the other day, like she was confused about something. Did something happen between her and someone else here at the Hotel?
[21:09] <Kitsune no Hime> I dont know
[21:09] * Matsumi Kaze has moved back to the lobby
[21:09] * Matsumi Kaze walks in slowly and lays on the Q sofa
[21:10] <Solarchos> Still, we've made a wonderful family together, love.
[21:10] <Solarchos> And I've got you to thank for that. ^__^
[21:10] * Kitsune no Hime blushes softly and continues petting Natalia
[21:13] * MusicArtisan texts Lottie     ♡ Don't pack any nightgowns, you won't need them~ ♡
[21:13] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> =^ ^=
[21:14] <Solarchos> I worry about her though. And you.
[21:14] <Solarchos> I often wonder if I'm doing enough to protect the both of you.
[21:14] * Solarchos waves to Matsumi as she lays down on the Q sofa.
[21:15] <Kitsune no Hime> What do you mean?
[21:15] <Matsumi Kaze> blargh
[21:15] * Pink Lion texts back     almost there
[21:15] <Nelius Raoul> ...Matsumi? You feeling all right?
[21:16] * Kitsune no Hime pulls Natalia up to her chest for snuggles
[21:16] <Matsumi Kaze> don't know
[21:16] <Solarchos> There's been a lot of things happening around here lately and I'm concerned for you, love. I remember how upset you and Natalia were when I was on Centaurus a few months ago.
[21:17] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) curls up into a tight little fuzzy ball and trills. =^ ^=
[21:17] <Kitsune no Hime> Awww how adorable....
[21:18] <Kitsune no Hime> I can take care of myself
[21:18] * MusicArtisan checks the little gift bag he has to make sure he didn't forget Lottie's mother's day gift
[21:19] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa pink lion
[21:19] * Pink Lion enters through the Paris door
[21:19] <Solarchos> It's not that I doubt you, love. I wonder if I'm doing enough to actually protect all of you.
[21:19] <MusicArtisan> My beautiful beloved sexy wife~
[21:20] <MusicArtisan> The amazingly talented and smart mother of my children~
[21:20] <MusicArtisan> Happy early mother's day
[21:20] * MusicArtisan holds out the gift bag
[21:22] * Pink Lion blushes fiercely and takes the bag, "For me?"
[21:22] * MusicArtisan nods
[21:22] * Kitsune no Hime flicks her ears again, "I'm sure you do just fine."
[21:22] <MusicArtisan> Look inside my beautiful blushing bride~
[21:22] <Solarchos> You and the Kits are my most precious treasures. Without you, I don't know what I'd do.
[21:23] * Kitsune no Hime nods softly
[21:23] * Claudia Remieux is back
[21:23] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is gleefully shuffling some cards
[21:23] * Pink Lion opens the bag and gasps O__O
[21:23] * Matsumi Kaze just quietly watches the lobby
[21:23] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte causes them to appear and dissappear via Block Transfer Incanation.
[21:23] <Claudia Remieux> This place is huge!
[21:24] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte almost... almost has the hang of this.
[21:24] <Claudia Remieux> I think I stumbled upon a library!
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah whatever
[21:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is!
[21:24] <Claudia Remieux> I don't think I found a recreational facility. Like a hot tub or anything like that.
[21:24] * Matsumi Kaze opens up a ginger ale..which sprays in her face
[21:24] <Matsumi Kaze> ...............
[21:24] <MusicArtisan> Do you like it Lottie?
[21:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I thought there was a pool. There should be a Hot Tub in the floor of the lobby somewhere.
[21:25] * Solarchos hugs Inu-Kit tightly and closely, making certain little Natalia doesn't get pressed in the middle.
[21:25] <Pink Lion> I....this is...I...wow....
[21:25] * Matsumi Kaze throws the can through the window, shattering it
[21:25] <Claudia Remieux> Huh.
[21:25] <Pink Lion> Is there anything there for me to wear?
[21:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This place is actually set up for the visually impaired.
[21:25] * Claudia Remieux walks out the door
[21:25] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte coughs
[21:25] * MusicArtisan grins
[21:25] * Kitsune no Hime smiles and snuggles in
[21:25] <MusicArtisan> That's the point
[21:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> "Hotel! Direct me to the pool!"
[21:26] <MusicArtisan> there's not much there :D
[21:26] * Matsumi Kaze hugs a pillow
[21:26] <Pink Lion> o__o
[21:26] * A series of faint chimes start ringing, stopping and starting to lead the requestor to their destination.
[21:26] * Claudia Remieux follows.
[21:27] <Claudia Remieux> Oh wow.
[21:27] * Doors and things in the way opern and close automatically as needed
[21:28] <Solarchos> Shall we get this little sneak to bed, love?
[21:28] * Matsumi Kaze picks up another ginger ale....looks at it...then angerly just starts crushing the entire package of cans
[21:28] <Kitsune no Hime> I suppose we ought to
[21:28] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte continues to remix and refine
[21:29] * Chibi-Nat (fox form) peers at Matsumi. o__o
[21:29] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> Yip!
[21:29] <Chibi-Nat (fox form)> =^ ^=
[21:29] <Nelius Raoul> (..man, Matsumi's pissed.)
[21:29] * Matsumi Kaze smashes the rest on the floor, breathing hard and soaked to the skin in ginger ale
[21:30] <Solarchos> Come on, littlest one! It's time for all good Kits to get ready for bed.
[21:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ...
[21:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Matsumi, do we need to call Hideki in for the angry sex again?
[21:31] * Kitsune no Hime picks up Natalia and walks to the elevator
[21:31] <Matsumi Kaze> - DON'T GET HIM INVOLVED -
[21:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's yoyur problem, amyway.
[21:31] <MusicArtisan> Will you wear it?
[21:31] <Pink Lion> Y-yes...
[21:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You bloody own most of Yokohama.
[21:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You run a huge theatre.
[21:32] * MusicArtisan grins
[21:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You have a secret evil-fighting squad.
[21:32] <Solarchos> ...Inu-Kit, what are Jack and Lottie going on about? Do you have any idea?
[21:32] <MusicArtisan> Shall we head up to our bedroom then, Lottie?
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know ><
[21:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Why are you so bloody pissed all the time?
[21:32] <Matsumi Kaze> I don't know what's going on with me >_<
[21:32] * MusicArtisan shows her the other positions in the book that he bookmarked
[21:32] *** Solarchos [Fallen0081@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi2 ("Off to see how my beloved wife will surprise me now." ^__^)
[21:32] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte sighs
[21:33] *** Chibi-Nat [SilentSorceress@EnclaveFedCom.Net] has left #suburbansenshi2 ("Gah!")
[21:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Try not to take it out on your friends.
[21:33] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm just....I don't know what I'm doing anymore
[21:33] *** Kitsune no Hime [madamed'amestris@EnclaveFedCom.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (May it be, when darkness falls, your heart will be true.)
[21:33] <Claudia Remieux> What's wrong?
[21:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Matsumi is having a personal crisis.
[21:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Again.
[21:34] * Pink Lion blushes fiercely
[21:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Matsumi, I do think you need a vacation.
[21:34] <Claudia Remieux> Again?
[21:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Go relax in the hot springs.
[21:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This happens occasionally. Moreso lately.
[21:35] <MusicArtisan> Shall we go get drunk on mutual passion?
[21:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can't fault her, really. It's been a relentless torrent of s[BLEEP]t these last few months.
[21:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No sooner are we done with Corruptor then the whole universe starts falling apart.
[21:35] <Matsumi Kaze> I went on a vacation..and got attacked
[21:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Attacked by what?
[21:36] <Matsumi Kaze> fish people
[21:36] * Pink Lion nods softly
[21:36] <Nelius Raoul> ???
[21:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> .
[21:36] <Matsumi Kaze> I'm just....I don't know what I'm doing and what I need to do
[21:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Like, The Little Mermaid?
[21:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You need to bugger off and relax.
[21:37] <Matsumi Kaze> and even when I step away and come back I still feel....no like castlevania sort black lagoon
[21:37] <Matsumi Kaze> ...oh thanks..sure bugger off
[21:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ah.
[21:37] * Matsumi Kaze stomps off to the hot springs
[21:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, bugger off. Don't you have staff?
[21:37] * Matsumi Kaze is away: hot springs
[21:37] * MusicArtisan sweeps lottie up off her feet!
[21:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Good.
[21:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> go soak your head.
[21:37] * Claudia Remieux sighs
[21:37] <Claudia Remieux> Teenagers.
[21:37] <Nelius Raoul> ..man, it seems everything's gone to hell.
[21:38] <Claudia Remieux> Always so tempermental.
[21:38] <Matsumi.bot> she's upset I think partially because she feels threatened
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[21:38] <@spiritflame> konbanwa matsumi.bot
[21:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I tried re-aging her but it didn't stick.
[21:38] <MusicArtisan> Hey Paise! If you need B Rabbit, well...try to survive without him. I'm going to be very....preoccupied....for the entire night....
[21:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We're all under threat.
[21:38] * Matsumi.bot adjusts her left arm
[21:38] <Matsumi.bot> no..I mean...
[21:38] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Err, enjoy the shagging.
[21:38] <Pink Lion> O-oh my~
[21:38] <Matsumi.bot> she thinks her part in this world is not needed
[21:39] <Claudia Remieux> You're all threatened?
[21:39] <Nelius Raoul> How so?
[21:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[21:39] <Claudia Remieux> Have you tried calling the police?
[21:39] * MusicArtisan rushes off with Lottie :D
[21:39] <Matsumi.bot> she's..well...jealous
[21:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the police would be comically ineffectrive.
[21:39] *** MusicArtisan [vessalius@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (♡!!!!)
[21:39] <Nelius Raoul> Of what?
[21:39] * Matsumi.bot puts her arm back on, splitting it open, revealing a large rail gun
[21:39] <Claudia Remieux> What about space cops?
[21:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They might be useful.
[21:40] *** Pink Lion [charlotteb@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (:">)
[21:40] <Matsumi.bot> she belives she is...for lack of a better word..replacable
[21:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> God that woman.
[21:40] <Nelius Raoul> .....
[21:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If she hasn't realised her place in 10 years.
[21:40] <Matsumi.bot> I don't doubt her hormones are clouding her judgement
[21:41] *** Komadori [b34t0fth3w4r@idolchaserz.org] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa komadori
[21:41] *** Inspector Pepper [l.pepper@SPD.or.jp.ea] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa inspector pepper
[21:41] <Matsumi.bot> she has the silly notion in her head that somehow her time is "past"
[21:41] * Matsumi.bot points her gun at a random tree outside..and sheds it to pieces
[21:42] <Matsumi.bot> *shreds
[21:42] * Komadori texts Abe     Hey, did you get out of New York ok? I can't find Mindy.
[21:42] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[21:42] <Nelius Raoul> Hrm...
[21:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I feel for her but I am trying to prepare my own counterattack.
[21:42] * Komadori texts Abe     She is supposed to bail our asses out when we get in trouble but I haven't been able to reach her ay all.
[21:42] <Matsumi.bot> I know
[21:42] <Komadori> ...
[21:42] <Komadori> Have any of you seen Mindy Solana?
[21:42] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Literally died doing it. That was annoying.
[21:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Last night.
[21:43] <Inspector Pepper> Hello!
[21:43] <Inspector Pepper> Um
[21:43] <Matsumi.bot> I know
[21:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I asked her where Mork was.
[21:43] <Inspector Pepper> I know my senpai comes here a lot.
[21:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She didn't get the reference.
[21:43] * Matsumi.bot changes her arm back...
[21:43] * Komadori glances at the lost and found and sees the case file on Elda.
[21:43] <Komadori> I guess she was here.
[21:43] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I was dissapoint.
[21:43] * Komadori looks at Inspector Pepper.
[21:43] *** Inspector Pepper is an officer within the A.I. division of S.P.D and Murphy's current caretaker. AKA Lola Pepper, she wears a pink and white S.P.D uniform, which compliments her fiery red hair and blue eyes.
Her image Song is: Pepper Keibu - Morning Musume.

[21:43] * Matsumi.bot unhinges her jaw, unloading a dalek gun..and blasts a random kouma to death
[21:44] <Komadori> Do you know where she went?
[21:44] * Matsumi.bot returns her mouth to normal
[21:44] <Matsumi.bot> she especally seemed to rant about how "one senshi is as good as another"
[21:44] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> No, sadly.
[21:44] * Abe Hisoka texts Dori     I bailed when s[BLEEP]t started going south. Sorry I couldn't stop by. Risking being shot and s[BLEEP]t.
[21:44] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh yes, because they all have the same powerset.
[21:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 9_9
[21:45] <Inspector Pepper> Has anyone seen this man?
[21:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Granted they do tend to get used as batteries
[21:45] <Nelius Raoul> ....
[21:45] * Komadori texts Abe     Where are you guys?
[21:46] * Inspector Pepper displays a picture of Adam Kanal, cropped from a hi-res picture of him on his college rugby team.
[21:46] <Matsumi.bot> no
[21:46] * Abe Hisoka texts Dori     Furu has an apartment downtown. It's a bit messy but it's big enough for four if you want to come.
[21:46] * Abe Hisoka texts Dori the address.
[21:46] * Komadori looks at the picture.
[21:47] <Komadori> Yeah, I saw him. I couldn't tell you where he's been since.
[21:47] * Komadori is away: taking a taxi.
[21:47] <Inspector Pepper> He's gone AWOL.
[21:48] <Claudia Remieux> Did he go through one of those dimensional cracks?
[21:48] <Claudia Remieux> Those seem to be a real problem here!
[21:48] * Matsumi.bot blinks...
[21:48] *** John Constantine [jxc@symbolics.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:48] <@spiritflame> konbanwa john constantine
[21:48] <Matsumi.bot> I have just been informed Matsumi has been rendered comotose
[21:48] * John Constantine is waiting for Sakura April
[21:49] <Inspector Pepper> Dimensional cracks?
[21:49] *** psYchO_saKi [murdergrrl@seven.torchwood.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa psycho_saki
[21:49] * Nelius Raoul looks over at Matsumi.
[21:49] <psYchO_saKi> [outside] Whaddya want, Constantine.
[21:49] * psYchO_saKi has moved back to the lobby
[21:49] <Inspector Pepper> Like the ones he reported appearing to lead to a forrest?
[21:49] <John Constantine> I had an idea.
[21:49] <psYchO_saKi> What.
[21:49] <Matsumi.bot> she is upstairs...she appearentl- wa-
[21:49] <Nelius Raoul> (...wait, didn't she head off for the springs?)
[21:49] * Matsumi.bot collapses to the ground
[21:49] <Nelius Raoul> ?!
[21:50] <John Constantine> Well, all the 1337 timelines are currently sequestered.
[21:50] <Inspector Pepper> Oh no!
[21:50] <John Constantine> And that alternate one is encroaching from 8 years ago.
[21:50] <psYchO_saKi> Yes, and. You're boring me.
[21:50] <John Constantine> Think about it.
[21:50] * Over the intercom, the voice from Counter Strike says "Terrorists win."
[21:51] <John Constantine> the past timeline is raiding us.
[21:51] <John Constantine> All the time.
[21:51] <John Constantine> Why can't we raid it.
[21:51] <Claudia Remieux> This is all very confusing!
[21:51] <psYchO_saKi> ...why.
[21:51] <John Constantine> Because it gets us closer to 1337 prime.
[21:51] * a large bolt of white/blue lightening strikes not far from the hotel with the power of a large bomb
[21:52] * Nelius Raoul goes to check on Matsumi.bot, but sees the lightning strikes.
[21:52] <John Constantine> 8 years ago 1337-A didn't really exist fully .
[21:52] <Claudia Remieux> Timelines and timelines and timelines.
[21:52] <John Constantine> 1337 A and B were still one.
[21:52] * Claudia Remieux blinks, her eyes return to that brilliant blue.
[21:52] <John Constantine> Fracturing had only just started.
[21:52] <Claudia Remieux> Don't you know where HorrorTerrors come from?
[21:52] <John Constantine> Yup.
[21:52] * ??? slowly rises from a crater in the ground...
[21:52] <Claudia Remieux> They're players from doomed timelines.
[21:53] <CrimsonTamer> /bakc
[21:53] * CrimsonTamer is back
[21:53] <John Constantine> Which are now open to us to explore.
[21:53] <Inspector Pepper> What?
[21:53] <CrimsonTamer> Hey Constantine!
[21:53] <Claudia Remieux> Someone in another universe negotiated with them once.
[21:53] <CrimsonTamer> How'd the angry sex with Franziska go last night? :D
[21:53] <psYchO_saKi> b[BLEEP]ch why would you WANT TO
[21:53] <Claudia Remieux> She created dream bubbles.
[21:53] * ??? calmly walks out of the crater...several cars nearby collapsing into themselves due to air pressure
[21:53] <John Constantine> Because things got lost along the way.
[21:54] <Nelius Raoul> ?!
[21:54] <John Constantine> I'm not talking about this crisis here.
[21:54] * Nelius Raoul looks outside to see someone approaching.
[21:54] <John Constantine> The HorrorTerrors.
[21:54] <Claudia Remieux> They patched the horrifying fragments and in their case were acting as a distraction for a greater enemy.
[21:54] * ??? starts to move towards the hotel
[21:54] <Nelius Raoul> Looks like we've got company!
[21:54] <John Constantine> Something ineffable was lost.
[21:54] * psYchO_saKi scans what's coming
[21:54] <psYchO_saKi> Oh.
[21:54] <Claudia Remieux> But for this, wouldn't your enemy be severely hindered if you...if you....
[21:54] <psYchO_saKi> She's here.
[21:55] * ??? is giving off large amounts of spirit power and high amounts of air based energy
[21:55] * CrimsonTamer blinks in curiosity
[21:55] * Claudia Remieux blinks again, her eyes covered with that film again.
[21:55] <John Constantine> She who.
[21:55] * ??? opens the door
[21:55] * Nelius Raoul can feel the energy off this new person.
[21:55] * ??? is now known as Miki Kaze
[21:55] <Claudia Remieux> That doesn't sound good!
[21:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Hindered if we what?
[21:55] <Nelius Raoul> (Friend or foe, though?)
[21:55] *** Miki Kaze [Princess_Air@QTech.com] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[21:55] <@spiritflame> konbanwa miki kaze
[21:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> /em goes over to Claudia
[21:55] * Nelius Raoul looks at Miki Kaze.
[21:55] *** Miki Kaze is is a young woman with long curly blond hair and brown eyes. She looks uncannely like her mother, Matsumi. Bright and Kind, she is very friendly to everyone
image Song is: 0.

[21:55] * Miki Kaze cracks her knuckles
[21:55] <Nelius Raoul> ...(a Miniature Matsumi?)
[21:55] * Miki Kaze seems to have a harsher look then usual
[21:56] * Miki Kaze looks to be around 25
[21:56] <John Constantine> Miki, how goes it?
[21:56] <Nelius Raoul> ...can we help you?
[21:56] <John Constantine> LTNS.
[21:56] <Miki Kaze> so.....who has to be terminated
[21:56] <Miki Kaze> ..do I know you?
[21:56] <John Constantine> ...
[21:56] * CrimsonTamer wonders if Constantine is going to keep ignoring the question
[21:56] <Claudia Remieux> Hindered what?
[21:56] <Claudia Remieux> Did I say something?
[21:56] <John Constantine> John Constantine?
[21:56] <Inspector Pepper> I saw this in a movie!
[21:57] <Miki Kaze> never heard of you
[21:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Claudia... someone's using your head as a walkie-talkie.
[21:57] * Nelius Raoul looks over to Sakura-April.
[21:57] <Claudia Remieux> What?
[21:57] <Nelius Raoul> Any idea who this is?
[21:57] * Inspector Pepper aims her side arm at Miki, presenting her badge. "Freeze!"
[21:57] * Miki Kaze kicks a ginger ale can in the air, catches it and drinks
[21:57] <psYchO_saKi> the one girl you can't tell Matsumi about.
[21:57] <Miki Kaze> or what
[21:57] <psYchO_saKi> Her kid.
[21:58] <CrimsonTamer> So Saki.
[21:58] * JMSGuardian watches discreetely
[21:58] <psYchO_saKi> Pepper what the f[BLEEP]k are you doing. *sigh*
[21:58] <Nelius Raoul> ...that explains the resemblence.
[21:58] *** J Michael STACZYNSKI?!
[21:58] *** MR. BABYLON 5?!
[21:58] <Miki Kaze> came to help!
[21:59] <JMSGuardian> >>
[21:59] <psYchO_saKi> Constantine what are you trying to say.
[21:59] <Inspector Pepper> Why did she talk about terminating?
[21:59] <John Constantine> A lot of the "Epic" was lost
[21:59] <Inspector Pepper> Only Terminators talk about that!
[21:59] <Miki Kaze> cause it's a joke?
[21:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, you copycatting motherf[BLEEP]ker.
[21:59] <Miki Kaze> look I just got out of a war so I'm a bit out of it
[21:59] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I went there first
[22:00] <CrimsonTamer> So Constantine, are you going to answer the question?
[22:00] * JMSGuardian watches over Miki
[22:00] * Inspector Pepper looks at JMSGuardian.
[22:00] *** JMSGuardian is a man in his late 20's or early 30's with shaggy, but well kept brown hair and striking green eyes. Sometimes he's clean-shaven, sometimes a bit scruffy, but always wearing comfortable clothes for ease of movement.
His image Song is: .

[22:00] <Miki Kaze> hey Lady Peinforte
[22:00] <CrimsonTamer> Paise! I told you about what Constantine got from Franziska last night, didn't I?
[22:01] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes Jillian can we talk about sex toys later I'm admonishing.
[22:01] <John Constantine> Paise it's still a good idea.
[22:01] <John Constantine> If we can get a hold of some of the "spirit" from the early 1337 AB...
[22:02] <CrimsonTamer> O-o
[22:02] <CrimsonTamer> What "spirit"
[22:02] <CrimsonTamer> don't we have enough here?
[22:02] <Claudia Remieux> I am just very confused
[22:02] <CrimsonTamer> i mean what with Saki trying to destroy everything
[22:02] <CrimsonTamer> and the prinnies having to replace crap all the time
[22:02] * JMSGuardian occasionally sends a message on his communicator
[22:02] *** Kurisutaru [DemonQueen@unmei.egae.gov] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kurisutaru
[22:03] <John Constantine> There'a a lot of freewheeling madness that was still lost.
[22:03] <Kurisutaru> HELLO~
[22:03] <psYchO_saKi> Constantine.
[22:03] * Kurisutaru kicked down a wall on her way in
[22:03] <Miki Kaze> so this is all time stuff?
[22:03] <Kurisutaru> >D
[22:03] <psYchO_saKi> This is the WRONG tiem to do that. They need you here to solve Jedda Rain.
[22:03] <Kurisutaru> So!
[22:03] <Nelius Raoul> ......
[22:03] <John Constantine> I know. But you're free~
[22:03] *** Filibert Wright has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa filibert wright
[22:03] <John Constantine> And you can cross the dimensions easily.
[22:03] <psYchO_saKi> ...not really.
[22:04] <Nelius Raoul> Hm? Hey Filibert.
[22:04] <psYchO_saKi> I just kind of end up in places.
[22:04] <Claudia Remieux> - So when are you coming to fist my brains out, Paisley? -
[22:04] <psYchO_saKi> I withstand changes.
[22:04] <Kurisutaru> What's this about the old spirit being lost?
[22:04] * Claudia Remieux 's eyes have turned that brilliant green of Jedda Rain.
[22:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bugger off
[22:04] <Kurisutaru> If you mean the fact that the house was leveled every two days
[22:04] <Miki Kaze> ..this the thing?
[22:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm going to teach you how to play cards first.
[22:04] <Filibert Wright> I bed you fair evening, everyone.
[22:04] <Kurisutaru> I don't think we need the hotel consitently being destroyed.
[22:04] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Then I'm going to falcon punch you in the c[BLEEP]t.
[22:05] <Claudia Remieux> - You and what army? -
[22:05] <Claudia Remieux> - O -
[22:05] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LOL
[22:05] *** Inspector Pepper [l.pepper@SPD.or.jp.ea] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Well if none of you are going to help me find my senpai tthen well FINE)
[22:05] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> What's hilarious is?
[22:05] <Claudia Remieux> - I'm doing a great job of taking out your players. -
[22:05] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I will have one.
[22:05] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ehh you can make cracks.
[22:05] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I can make portals.
[22:05] <Kurisutaru> Bed you fair evening? You are not going to bed anyone.
[22:06] <Claudia Remieux> - It's not how I take them out. -
[22:06] <The_Magic_Girl> It's not just the cracks.
[22:06] <Miki Kaze> should I punch her
[22:06] <???> Aren't you ashamed, speaking through the body of your own dear sister?
[22:06] <Filibert Wright> I hope you are all doing well.
[22:06] <Claudia Remieux> - It's what I do with them :3 -
[22:06] <The_Magic_Girl> It's fear and distrust and paranoia.
[22:06] <???> The one whose children YOU KILLED
[22:06] * Claudia Remieux 's eyes return back to being blind
[22:06] * Claudia Remieux is starting to look disturbed
[22:06] <Claudia Remieux> I should go
[22:06] <Claudia Remieux> Really.
[22:06] <Claudia Remieux> HOTEL can you guide me back to Australia?
[22:06] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Thank you, yellow voice, for shutting her up.
[22:07] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But who are you.
[22:07] * The HOTEL can only open random door, but it may not go to australia
[22:07] <???> Me? I'm karma.
[22:07] <???> And I will make sure my wheel is turned.
[22:07] <Filibert Wright> Karma, you say?
[22:07] <Nelius Raoul> I certainly hope it's the laser-guided kind, at least.
[22:08] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Srinagar, India.
[22:08] * Claudia Remieux listens
[22:08] <Claudia Remieux> No that doesn't sound like home
[22:08] <Filibert Wright> At any rate, I am pleased to see you all again.
[22:08] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Belém, Brazil.
[22:08] <Filibert Wright> How are things?
[22:08] <???> Jedda Rain will pay for her sins.
[22:08] <Claudia Remieux> No that doesn't sound like English
[22:08] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Shihung, South Korea.
[22:08] <Claudia Remieux> Oh god I smell nuclear Radiation and sinking ferries.
[22:08] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Tucson, Arizona.
[22:08] * ??? goes silent
[22:08] <Claudia Remieux> .............Australia?
[22:08] <John Constantine> Saki.
[22:08] <Miki Kaze> so someone mind explaining what exactuly is going on...
[22:09] <Miki Kaze> just a quick notes version
[22:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not Australia.
[22:09] <Kurisutaru> No dear, that's America.
[22:09] <The_Magic_Girl> The end of the world.
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Maracaibo, Venezuela.
[22:09] <Claudia Remieux> No.
[22:09] * Future Furu is eating a cactus in Tucson, Arizona.
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Nashik, India.
[22:09] <Claudia Remieux> No
[22:09] * Claudia Remieux is getting frustrated
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Taizhou, China.
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Naberezhnyye Chelny, Russia.
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Rongcheng, China.
[22:09] * Claudia Remieux starts screaming at the door
[22:09] <Claudia Remieux> I WANT TO JUST GO HOME
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Tiruchchirappalli, India.
[22:09] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte HEADBUTTS Miki and telepathically fills her in because f[BLEEP]k exposition
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Tainan, Taiwan.
[22:09] <Claudia Remieux> LET ME
[22:09] <Claudia Remieux> GO
[22:09] <Claudia Remieux> HOME
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Srinagar, India.
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Banjarmasin, Indonesia.
[22:09] * JMSGuardian wonders why you turned down Arizona
[22:09] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Makasar, Indonesia.
[22:09] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Claudia.
[22:10] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Monterrey, Mexico.
[22:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Claudia listen.
[22:10] * Claudia Remieux POUNDS ON THE THING
[22:10] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Mira Bhayandar, India.
[22:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> going home right now would be bad.
[22:10] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You're still a fish out of time.
[22:10] <Claudia Remieux> I don't want to be here any more.
[22:10] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Bayrut, Lebanon.
[22:10] * Filibert Wright looks at Claudia Remiux.
[22:10] *** Claudia Remiux is your average everyday Claudia Remiux

[22:10] <Kurisutaru> I could get you to Australio
[22:10] <Kurisutaru> Australia^
[22:10] <Miki Kaze> it's safe here
[22:11] <Claudia Remieux> please
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well bloody Lebanon's not safer.
[22:11] <Nelius Raoul> Forgot an e there, Filibert.
[22:11] * Filibert Wright looks at Claudia Remieux.
[22:11] *** Claudia Remieux is a woman with long brown hair that falls in waves and eyes that look like marbles yet she can see clearly. She carries a deck of cards and is dressed formally.
Her image Song is: Hourglass by Zedd.

[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Claudia. The whole UNIVERSE is falling apart.
[22:11] <Claudia Remieux> Everything went wrong after I started coming here.
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> This is the one place that might stop it.
[22:11] <Claudia Remieux> My whole life was just fine.
[22:11] * Filibert Wright turns. "I beg your pardon. What exactly di dyou say?"
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> no, that's not true.
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It was falling apart before you got here.
[22:11] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Like it or not, you're tied to this.
[22:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And...
[22:12] <Nelius Raoul> You forgot to put an E in her last name the first go around.
[22:12] * JMSGuardian decidesthat Miki is causing no trouble and he may simply go home
[22:12] <Claudia Remieux> I don't want to be tied to this.
[22:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I hate to do this...
[22:12] *** Claudia Remieux opens the Random Door, which opens out onto Davao, Philippines.
[22:12] * Miki Kaze looks up to where guardian is and mouths "I was sent here"
[22:12] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte gently knocks Claudia out.
[22:12] * JMSGuardian hits a random button on his communicator
[22:12] *** JMSGuardian [princejms@quinox.gov] has quit IRC (I know)
[22:12] * Claudia Remieux stares out at the raining place and is out cold.
[22:12] * Claudia Remieux is away: x_x
[22:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Please secure her.
[22:12] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Quickly.
[22:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Time Proof vault. Something.
[22:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's Claudia Rain.
[22:13] <Kurisutaru> Mirror?
[22:13] <Miki Kaze> got it
[22:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> She's going to die at some point.
[22:13] <Nelius Raoul> ...oh hell.
[22:13] * Miki Kaze grabs Claudia
[22:13] * Miki Kaze is away: securing her
[22:13] * Kurisutaru provides a mirror that is outside time
[22:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We need to keep her safe.
[22:13] <Filibert Wright> !
[22:13] <Kurisutaru> .....
[22:13] <Filibert Wright> I could keep her safe.
[22:13] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Her death is one of the triggers of this whole farrago if I recall the lesson.
[22:14] <The_Magic_Girl> PAisley, I don't know how effective that will be.
[22:14] * Miki Kaze is back
[22:14] <Kurisutaru> Well I could have locked her in this mirror like I did my husband when Galaxia attacked Unmei while possessed by Chaos.
[22:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not saying we can change things...
[22:14] <Miki Kaze> ok she's in postion..do your mirror thing
[22:14] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But the point is she's a trouble magnet and for now she's still alive and while she is we should protect her.
[22:14] <Miki Kaze> so need update
[22:14] <Filibert Wright> As do I.
[22:14] <Miki Kaze> what's going on...time travel messes with the head a bit
[22:15] * Kurisutaru nods and murmures the incantation. "Just settle her against the mirror now and she'll simply fall into it like it's a bed.
[22:15] <???> No, you should ask her how she would feel if she knew her dear sister would one day MURDER HER CHILDREN
[22:15] <The_Magic_Girl> Again: End of the World.
[22:15] <Miki Kaze> she's in another room...do it there
[22:15] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Listen, you voice.
[22:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte closes her eyes and concentrates
[22:15] * Kurisutaru nods
[22:15] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte uses her new power level
[22:15] * Kurisutaru is away: sealing Claudia in the mirror
[22:15] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> LISTEN.
[22:16] * Filibert Wright listens.
[22:16] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> JEDDA RAIN IS A F[BLEEP]KING PSYCHOPATH
[22:16] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> APPEALING TO HER GUILT WILL DO SOD ALL
[22:16] <???> She has a soul, does she not.
[22:17] <???> She has a goal, does she not.
[22:17] <Miki Kaze> voice on voice fight?
[22:17] <???> She is a creature of emotion.
[22:17] * Kurisutaru is back
[22:17] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> AND YOU'RE MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT
[22:17] <Kurisutaru> She's settled
[22:17] <Filibert Wright> I am still confused as to the dilimma currently faced.
[22:17] * Filibert Wright looks at Kurisutaru.
[22:17] *** Kurisutaru is tall, black-haired, dark-eyed woman from Unmei. Born an exiled royal from Unmei's moon Egae. Kurisutaru may look 19, but she's really 356 years old. She can change into a black fox at will. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: .

[22:18] <???> How, by setting off the madwoman?
[22:18] <Miki Kaze> same and I'm from the future
[22:18] * Filibert Wright bows deeply before Kurisutaru.
[22:18] <???> That ship's come and gone.
[22:18] <???> But before the end, I will see her tears.
[22:18] <Kurisutaru> Ah I should update that...I'm closer to 360 now...
[22:18] * ??? goes silent
[22:18] <Nelius Raoul> Someone called Jedda Rain apparently got loose, and thanks to her powers being based off the Tarot, she's threating the stability of reality.
[22:18] <Kurisutaru> I've lost track
[22:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes this thing needs its own bloody wiki.
[22:19] <Nelius Raoul> Paisley's concocting a plan to give her a permanent sendoff.
[22:19] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> To condense:
[22:19] *** Ryoko Mitsurugi [SamuraiGirl@803rdBrigade.MKArmy.mil] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:19] <@spiritflame> konbanwa ryoko mitsurugi
[22:19] <Miki Kaze> oh yeah...Rain
[22:19] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> What's going on?
[22:19] <Kurisutaru> Lady Peinforte.
[22:20] <Miki Kaze> stuff!
[22:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Bad people want to do bad things, other bad people are wating behind them in the wings, reality hangs in the balance, we want to stop the first set of baddies, and someone else seems to want to poke them with a stick.
[22:20] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I do believe that is the TL;DR of it.
[22:20] <Filibert Wright> Very well. How may I assist in the improvement and salvation of the Universe, then?
[22:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> By fetching me some tea.
[22:21] <Kurisutaru> I can't promise that time won't catch up to her in that mirror....It worked well to protect my husband from being killed by Galaxia...but I don't know if the sametick works on someone with the power of tarot....
[22:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I need to think.
[22:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well here's the thing.
[22:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And this is just me speculating.
[22:21] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But if Jedda suffered a psychotic break from the death of her Sister.
[22:21] * There is a press conference happening in New York right now.
[22:22] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> and her sister is here (assuming she's legitimate and not a copy or something)
[22:22] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wouldn't Jedda be interested in trying to save her?
[22:22] <John Constantine> Maybe shes too far gone.
[22:23] * The announcement is that the Mayor of New York and the comissioner have decided to forclose on the building on [address goes here]. The same place that connects to New York.
[22:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well Claudia did say her sister was already going around the twist...
[22:23] <Filibert Wright> You are saying it will really and truly help save lives if I bring you some tea?
[22:23] <Nelius Raoul> ...uh, guys...
[22:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh for f[BLEEP]k's sake someone reroute the New York Door.
[22:23] * Nelius Raoul points out the news conference on the TV.
[22:23] <Miki Kaze> ....guessing this is bad
[22:23] * The construction will begin at 12 noon tomorrow, all doors will be locked.
[22:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If it's not one thing it's another.
[22:23] * Something stops you from rerouting the NY door.
[22:23] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Nto really. If I understand how this place works.
[22:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> ....Really now.
[22:24] <Miki Kaze> so they're cutting off exits
[22:24] * Filibert Wright sighs.
[22:24] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts Intern
[22:24] * @The Intern [Kami's Lookout] is busy training sorry ><
[22:24] * Filibert Wright goes and brings Paisley some tea.
[22:24] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Wait, what?
[22:24] <Nelius Raoul> Looking to isolate this place...
[22:24] * @The Intern [Kami's Lookout] literally cant' leave or rei.bot will throw her off the lookout
[22:24] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Which would be the stupidest idea in the history of stupid ideas.
[22:25] * Filibert Wright hands Paisley the Tea. "Who were you trying to contact, Madame?"
[22:25] <Miki Kaze> isolate and attack huh? man that stinks!
[22:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The HOTEL is a self-contained unit.
[22:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> that MOVES.
[22:25] <Miki Kaze> could they stop it moving?
[22:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well it was anchored before I heard.
[22:25] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So maybe.
[22:26] <Miki Kaze> so what should we do, general?
[22:26] * Kurisutaru makes a GENEROUS donation anonymously to keep the building where the hotel connects in New York from being foreclosed
[22:26] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Ask Constantine, he's the man
[22:27] * John Constantine shrugs.
[22:27] <John Constantine> They could hold it here but honestly
[22:27] * Filibert Wright holds the Tea out to Paisley Pythia Peinforte... that he got... himself... and his smile begins to fade.
[22:27] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> So basically, we're gonna all be stuck here?
[22:27] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte takes the tea.
[22:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Is something wrong?
[22:27] * The Mayor has been bought out by Ikari Corp. There's a LOT of f[BLEEP]king money there.
[22:27] <Miki Kaze> WELP BUNKER DOWN!
[22:28] <The_Magic_Girl> I'm calling a press conference.
[22:28] <John Constantine> Someone call Sunnyside
[22:28] <John Constantine> We need his sway in Congress.
[22:28] <Filibert Wright> I can do that.
[22:28] <Filibert Wright> I have been meaning to speak to him, anyway.
[22:28] * The Press Conference shows a picture of Ikari Corp's founder. It's Furu in a pie eating contest. He has blueberry pie all over his face.
[22:29] * The_Magic_Girl glamours some make up on and gets a press conference set up with two of her group mates.
[22:29] <The_Magic_Girl> Oh god.
[22:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (Wow this situation just gets more unpleasant by the moment)
[22:29] <Kurisutaru> ......
[22:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> (I don't really want those two meeting right now)
[22:29] * The Press Conference corrects itself, it's Ikari Industries™
[22:29] <Nelius Raoul> ...why do I forsee a LOT more trouble?
[22:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The Mayor eh?
[22:29] * Filibert Wright texts Michael Sunnyside III     Sir, we need your expertise and influence. It is for a noble cause. Please make contact with Pandorica at your earliest convenience.
[22:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> time to get him embrioled ina sex scandal.
[22:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because really, no time for this s[BLEEP]te.
[22:30] <Kurisutaru> Involving Chibiusa?
[22:30] <Kurisutaru> She'll f[BLEEP]k anything
[22:30] <The_Magic_Girl> Just... let me talk to the press and accuse the mayor of New York of offering to buy our used underwear with payments of blow.
[22:30] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Geez. How long have things been getting this messed up?
[22:30] <John Constantine> Like, right now.
[22:30] <The_Magic_Girl> While I was underage.
[22:30] * Ikari Industries will be starting construction tomorrow morning.
[22:31] * People for Ikari Industries start surveying the area outside now.
[22:31] * Michael Sunnyside III threatens to foreclose on the half of new york he has if the mayor keeps going with this
[22:31] <Nelius Raoul> .....
[22:31] * The_Magic_Girl walks out the NYC door.
[22:31] * The_Magic_Girl has moved to: [ NYC ]
[22:31] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] This is moving awfully fast.
[22:32] <Michael Sunnyside III> /em also starts putting the screws on the governor and the NY Senate
[22:32] * A newscast reports that the mayor's wife is leaving him for another woman. Show: Abe Hisoka.
[22:33] <John Constantine> Isn't that always the way~
[22:33] <Nelius Raoul> ......
[22:33] <Miki Kaze> so basically everything is going to crap doodles?
[22:33] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] turns to the Ikari workers.
[22:33] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Excuse me!
[22:33] <Nelius Raoul> Looks like it.
[22:33] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] What the f[BLEEP]k do you think you're doing?
[22:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Really this is head-scratchingly dumb.
[22:34] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] No, what the absolute literal f[BLEEP]k are you doing?
[22:34] <John Constantine> What's the most efficient way to solve this?
[22:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Well if it wasn't FURU'S goddamn company.
[22:34] * Filibert Wright watches the Press Conference. I suppose I should be content in my gratitude that The Master has not gotten involved in this.
[22:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'd say take them out.
[22:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> But actually, whty?
[22:35] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] would really like to know that she can get a grown man's attention still.
[22:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We don't need the building at all.
[22:35] <Ikari Industries Foreman> 'EY, WE'RE WORKIN' HERE GETTIN' THIS STUFF SET UP FOR TOMORROW
[22:35] * Douglas-Stewart Co , meanwhile, is having a field day watching all this happen
[22:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> the door can come out anywhere. It just overlays on the building.
[22:35] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> If the knock the building down.. the door will still be there.
[22:35] <John Constantine> and a raft of unanswered questions?
[22:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Delete the door?
[22:36] * John Constantine nods, yeah
[22:36] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Wouldn't you rather know why a barely legal girl such as myself is telling you f[BLEEP]king numbskulls to f[BLEEP]k off away from this building?
[22:36] <John Constantine> But someone went through there just now.
[22:36] <John Constantine> She'd be stuck.
[22:36] <Ikari Industries Foreman> I ain't paid to ask questions, kid.
[22:36] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Okay, you know what?
[22:36] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> 9_9
[22:36] * The Door cannot be deleted for some strange reason.
[22:37] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Sakura April are you still here.
[22:37] <John Constantine> ...
[22:37] <Ikari Industries Foreman> This division's gettin' cut back enough as it is.
[22:37] <John Constantine> they've hacked the HOTEL it looks like.
[22:37] * Filibert Wright walks over to John Constantine. "Sir, I highly advise that this footage is taken off the air IMMEDIATELY. It will do no good having these events broadcast."
[22:37] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] henshins into Nekorosha and charms the men into... floating. Defying Gravity, so to speak.
[22:37] <Filibert Wright> Preferably before something like that happens.
[22:38] <Nelius Raoul> ....well crap.
[22:38] <Ikari Industries Foreman> 'EY WHOA WHERE'D THE GRAVITY GO AND WHATNOT
[22:38] * Marcus Deadman and torchwood fire the global retcon satellite and kill the transmission jesus christ
[22:38] * A news broadcast is showing this! There is a reporter running in showing these people floating!
[22:38] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Your boss? Who is it?
[22:38] * Civilians stop in shock.
[22:38] * Civilians stare.
[22:38] * Something like 50 million gallons of RETCON drug are now floating in the jet stream. GG
[22:39] * Finally someone screams
[22:39] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] sighs.
[22:39] * There is MASS PANIC
[22:39] <Nelius Raoul> ......and let the problems start flooding in.
[22:39] * Marcus Deadman plants the post hypnotic suggestion that they saw the mayor drop his pants on live TV
[22:39] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Looks like I'm a bad guy again.
[22:39] <John Constantine> Suggestions.
[22:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> F[BLEEP]k this.
[22:39] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Might as well roll with it.
[22:39] <Filibert Wright> Please do not use force.
[22:39] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's my suggestion.
[22:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> They're in a box.
[22:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Use the goddamn box.
[22:40] <Miki Kaze> stab them in a church
[22:40] <John Constantine> what do you mean
[22:40] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] The world's ending?
[22:40] * Lady Mimas walks forward, unaffected by the gas.
[22:40] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Lemne speed up the process.
[22:40] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Knock everyone on Earth the f[BLEEP]k out.
[22:41] * Lady Mimas rises and holds the staff of Mimas over the riot
[22:41] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm sure you can science that up,
[22:41] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> right?
[22:41] <Lady Mimas> Look at what your heroes have done.
[22:41] <Miki Kaze> whoa that's hard core!
[22:41] <John Constantine> If the HOTEL is compromised, then from elsewhere.
[22:41] <Future Furu> Uh, hi, can I point out how much of a bad idea that'd be?
[22:41] * Future Furu oozes up from the floor.
[22:41] <Filibert Wright> I protest the use of force.
[22:41] * There's no need for that, as a melodic tune starts to play...
[22:41] <Lady Mimas> Give in to The Nightfall.
[22:42] <Nelius Raoul> ...hey, who is that?
[22:42] <Future Furu> Clearly these assjerks are running a PR smear campaign. Giving them more ammo isn't going to help anyone.
[22:42] * Lady Mimas slams the staff down, the melody is overplayed by jpop.
[22:42] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] I'm no hero, you c[BLEEP]t.
[22:42] <???> Do not doubt the dreaming dreams of dreaming children...
[22:42] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Oh, how DARE you.
[22:42] * Nelius Raoul looks at Lady Mimas.
[22:42] *** Lady Mimas is Jinan donned in deep purple and gray dress with a long slit and a red and pink belt that extends from her upper thigh to her knee.. She wears a red crown on her head and a long necklace with a cross tied at the end and beads filled with red-black liquid. More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: "About Her" by Malcom Mclaren.

[22:43] <Lady Mimas> You truly believe you can win this with your god tools and your retcons.
[22:43] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] flies at Mimas, her hands engulfed in green flames.
[22:43] <???> /PV the sky starts to go dark, as a dream begins to wrap around the earth... the sound of a pegasus' neigh in the sky
[22:43] * Lady Mimas has four horror terrors rise behind her and SCREAM.
[22:43] <Lady Mimas> (( roll 1d100 ))
[22:43] <Miki Kaze> ....have a baaaaad feeling about this
[22:43] <spiritflame> The_Magic_Girl rolls 1d100 [ 82 ]
[22:43] <spiritflame> ??? rolls 1d100 [ 52 ]
[22:44] <Filibert Wright> Escalating influence always spawns such.
[22:44] * Civilians don't have a magic modifier.
[22:44] <???> /PV The dream wavers and is unable to hold
[22:44] * Civilians just all wake up
[22:44] <Filibert Wright> Is there ANYTHING that can be done.... might I ask, kindly, that we pull back from this?
[22:44] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Filibert.
[22:44] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Uh...
[22:44] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> There is.
[22:44] <Filibert Wright> I would personally prefer that those people be angry at me than that they be hurt.
[22:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Take them all to Sanctuary.
[22:45] * Lady Mimas turns and is gone.
[22:45] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Enclave. Whatever.
[22:45] * Civilians is now known as Cult of Nightfall
[22:45] <John Constantine> :/
[22:45] * Cult of Nightfall all rise
[22:45] <Nelius Raoul> ...why am I filled with the need to punch that person into a bloody mess?
[22:45] <Future Furu> THIS IS ESCALATING TOO QUICKLY aaaaaaaa
[22:45] * Cult of Nightfall start to storm the place.
[22:45] <John Constantine> Scratch that.
[22:45] <Miki Kaze> me too!
[22:45] <spiritflame> Cult of Nightfall rolls 1d100 [ 3 ]
[22:46] * Cult of Nightfall don't get very far
[22:46] <Filibert Wright> I urge you to fight that temptation.
[22:46] * Cult of Nightfall f[BLEEP]king all trip and make a mess of themselves.
[22:46] <Filibert Wright> Please. Please please please do not kill them.
[22:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Who said anything about killing them.
[22:46] <mango-san> Hey.
[22:46] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Are you daft?
[22:46] <mango-san> So.
[22:46] <Nelius Raoul> Got a plan to take out that b[BLEEP]ch in purple, then?
[22:46] <mango-san> I heard a rumor that there was s[BLEEP]t going down.
[22:46] <Future Furu> Okay okay okay, clearly going head to head here is not the way to do things-
[22:46] <Miki Kaze> hi there! I've come to help!
[22:46] <Future Furu> What.
[22:46] * mango-san is sitting on Furu's head.
[22:47] * Future Furu looks at mango-san.
[22:47] *** mango-san is your average everyday mango-san

[22:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> So. This where we get told we have to play the game Jedda's way.
[22:47] * Filibert Wright looks at Mango-san.
[22:47] *** Mango-san is your average everyday Mango-san

[22:47] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Gods damn it.
[22:47] <Miki Kaze> basically she's forcing our hand?
[22:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or else all 7 billion people on Earth will be death culted.
[22:47] <mango-san> What?
[22:47] <Nelius Raoul> And hope she doesn't alter the rules to give herself the advantage?
[22:47] <mango-san> No.
[22:47] <Filibert Wright> Do you truly have ANY evidence those events are linked? ANY?
[22:47] <Future Furu> I didn't expect to see you here.
[22:47] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> filibert.
[22:47] <mango-san> You guys just keep making things complicated.
[22:48] <mango-san> Seriously.
[22:48] <Nelius Raoul> ..assuming they already aren't tilted so far towards her.
[22:48] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] ... Allison made the right move this time.
[22:48] <Miki Kaze> that's true we might have lost already!
[22:48] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Constantine, my tea.
[22:48] <mango-san> The cracks.
[22:48] <mango-san> The rifts.
[22:48] <mango-san> They all lead to the enemy.
[22:49] * John Constantine hands Paisley some tea.
[22:49] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] lands in the middle of the Cultists, and screams, "NIGHTFALL HAS A BAD CASE OF CRABS!"
[22:49] <mango-san> Seriously.
[22:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We get that.
[22:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> That's why we left them open.
[22:49] <Filibert Wright> Directly to the enemy?
[22:49] <mango-san> So what are you waiting for?
[22:49] <mango-san> Directly.
[22:49] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte sips her tea.
[22:49] *** Crab cultists has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:49] <@spiritflame> konbanwa crab cultists
[22:49] * Filibert Wright is now known as Nimble Sky-Dragoon
[22:49] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> An engraved invitation, of course.
[22:49] <Nelius Raoul> Let them come to us, force them to fight on our terms, then...
[22:49] * Crab cultists try to raid the hotel
[22:49] <spiritflame> Crab cultists rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[22:49] <spiritflame> Crab cultists rolls 1d100 [ 28 ]
[22:50] * Crab cultists get to the door and fail
[22:50] <Future Furu> But they're not COMING here.
[22:50] <The_Magic_Girl> [NYC] Oh you're f[BLEEP]king kidding me.
[22:50] * Nimble Sky-Dragoon wreathes himself in flame, and flies upward, and hovers in the entrance. He looks for the nearest rift.
[22:50] <mango-san> No matter how much you try.
[22:50] <mango-san> Hey buddy!
[22:50] * The_Magic_Girl [NYC] just self-destructs. Right in the middle of the damned crowd. Thing the Dragon Soul, but more green.
[22:50] <mango-san> I wouldn't go in there alone.
[22:50] <Future Furu> All this stuff, it's a distraction, it doesn't matter. It's here to waste time and energy.
[22:50] *** The_Magic_Girl [haunting_lore@apple.helloprousa.com] has quit IRC
[22:50] * Civillians are blown the f[BLEEP]k up
[22:51] <John Constantine> Yeah we got that.
[22:51] * Crab Cultists are blown the f[BLEEP]k up
[22:51] * Nimble Sky-Dragoon sees this. "NO!"
[22:51] <mango-san> Like seriously.
[22:51] <mango-san> .....
[22:51] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte watches this rather dimly.
[22:51] <mango-san> Wow you guys just committed mass murder.
[22:51] * Nimble Sky-Dragoon sighs.
[22:51] <Miki Kaze> wow
[22:51] <Nelius Raoul> ......
[22:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> yes, "we" did.
[22:51] <Miki Kaze> is everyone from the past like this?????
[22:51] <Nimble Sky-Dragoon> I will stop this.
[22:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Not.
[22:51] <mango-san> That took my Furu like, six thousand years.
[22:51] <Miki Kaze> hey don't group us with her!
[22:51] <mango-san> So.
[22:51] <Nimble Sky-Dragoon> I will stop this or perish.
[22:51] <mango-san> If you didn't.
[22:51] <mango-san> Then what was that?
[22:51] <Miki Kaze> where do you get off by saying that!
[22:51] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> did I tell her to blow up? nope.
[22:52] * Nimble Sky-Dragoon flies upward, flame behind him, and goes into the Rift.
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, where do you.
[22:52] <mango-san> (( LL meet me in ss3 ))
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm not taking that rap.
[22:52] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> At all.
[22:52] <mango-san> (( ALTERNATELY ))
[22:52] <mango-san> (( yeah let's do that ))
[22:52] <Miki Kaze> does it look like we told her to do that??? that's bullcrap!
[22:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> It is and I'm really rather getting tired of being told our way is so incredibly wrong.
[22:53] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> I don't recall anyone telling her, whoever that was.
[22:53] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> correct. She upped and did it herself, like an agent provocateur.
[22:53] * mango-san yawns
[22:54] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Still. F[BLEEP]k it. Fine. I'll go in there and do it her way.
[22:54] <Future Furu> But you're dealing with an enemy who knows your way. Which means it's time to work outside the box. Teehee I made a pun.
[22:54] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Work outside the box by... doing what she wants.
[22:54] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes that is genius.
[22:54] * The Rifts are blocked, you will only cross into a white void.
[22:54] <Miki Kaze> you know none of this makes sense
[22:54] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> also, what the f[BLEEP]k is your company doing in New York
[22:55] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And when the f[BLEEP]k did you GET a company.
[22:55] * Jedda Rain is tending to a houseguest.
[22:55] <Nelius Raoul> ....hrm, I was going to suggest someone she hasn't fought before going up against her.
[22:55] <Miki Kaze> can I shake him..I really want to shake him
[22:55] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte shrugs
[22:55] <Future Furu> Hey, don't look at me. I arranged for the kid to come into possession of a struggling tech company. I didn't know some of the higher-ups were already on the Nightfall hype train.
[22:56] <Future Furu> But what I'm trying to say here is that there's not just "your way" and "her way".
[22:56] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Be careful he might die from a sudden case of broken bones and you'll be a murderess.
[22:56] <Miki Kaze> oh true
[22:57] <mango-san> Seriously.
[22:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you know what?
[22:57] <mango-san> The horror terrors are going to start coming to you
[22:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Let's do that.
[22:57] <mango-san> and saying hey.
[22:57] <mango-san> We have options.
[22:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes, yes.
[22:57] <mango-san> Have some options.
[22:57] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte texts Intern
[22:57] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm tag teaming out.
[22:58] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[22:58] *** @spiritflame sets mode +o @The Intern

[22:58] <@spiritflame> konbanwa @the intern
[22:58] <@The Intern> [Kami's Lookout] you wanted me?
[22:58] * @The Intern has moved back to the lobby
[22:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> you're going.
[22:58] <@The Intern> going.. where?
[22:58] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Wherever. Solve this.
[22:58] * A saucy redhead snaps her fingers, lighting her cigarette with the flame that's formed.
[22:58] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte is away: I need tea because f[BLEEP]k
[22:58] * A saucy redhead takes a long drag.
[22:59] <@The Intern> O...okay?
[22:59] * Future Furu waves cheerily.
[22:59] * John Constantine gets her up to speed
[22:59] <Miki Kaze> hi there I'm here to help!
[22:59] <mango-san> Saucy Redhead. Is that....
[22:59] <mango-san> Oh my god
[22:59] <@The Intern> Nice to meet you!
[22:59] <A saucy redhead> What'cha want, Future boy? Calling me all this way.
[23:00] <@The Intern> You're Miki Kaze, right?
[23:00] *** Mew [MJestee@node052571.hunters4hire.or.jp] has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:00] <@spiritflame> konbanwa mew
[23:00] <@The Intern> I think we may have encountered each other previously!
[23:00] * Nelius Raoul looks at Mew.
[23:00] *** Mew is an Expellian woman -appearing around the age of 34- clad in a red shirt and deep red skirt. A dark violet jacket lined in fur matched her boots and arm guards, and a long sash hangs from her waist. She's carrying archery gear, high-tech as fuck.
Her image Song is: "Fire" by Raghav.

[23:00] <Future Furu> For additional fire power. Get it? Because fire.
[23:00] <Miki Kaze> probably!!!!
[23:00] <@The Intern> So we have to use this rift?
[23:00] <Miki Kaze> I was told to come here to help things out
[23:00] <Mew> pffftahahaa.
[23:00] * Ryoko Mitsurugi waves to Intern
[23:00] <@The Intern> Thank you, I could use the help!
[23:01] * Mew slaps Futureboy on the back.
[23:02] <Mew> I hear we got a cult to mess with!
[23:02] * @The Intern waves to Miss Ryoko
[23:02] <Miki Kaze> basically yes!
[23:02] <Future Furu> Yeah it's a whole weird interdimensional thing on the other side of those cracks.
[23:02] * Future Furu points around at them.
[23:03] <Miki Kaze> we might have already lost!
[23:03] * John Constantine is away: going with Sakura Apil on his own side quest
[23:03] <Mew> We're still standin' right? You guys haven't done anything too dumb?
[23:03] * psYchO_saKi is away: Stealing Paisley for it too
[23:03] <Mew> Because then we haven't lost.
[23:03] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Well, what's the exact plan?
[23:04] <@The Intern> They seem to have a better handle on the situation.
[23:04] <Future Furu> Iiiit's being worked on.
[23:04] <Miki Kaze> no idea I just got here
[23:04] <Miki Kaze> yeah really
[23:04] * Mew takes another long drag on her cigarette.
[23:04] <Miki Kaze> how about we have them solve it!
[23:04] <@The Intern> It would be wiser to follow their advice.
[23:04] <@The Intern> any suggestions?
[23:04] <Future Furu> (Ha ha I don't have any plan at all I hope no one asks me that again)
[23:05] <Mew> Which crazyb[BLEEP]ch we talking about here?
[23:05] <@The Intern> Apparently someone named Jedda Rain
[23:05] <Miki Kaze> was there a reason I came back from the future to here? cause I'm feeling like I'm not needed
[23:06] <@The Intern> I'd enjoy the company?
[23:06] <Miki Kaze> well I'll stay for that then
[23:06] <Mew> Oh that crazyb[BLEEP]ch. The one who made you guys all depressed and self-doubting until you grew balls and went into her game and beat her at it.
[23:06] * @The Intern didn't get in all the training with rei.bot but oh well.
[23:07] <Nelius Raoul> Anyway, why is it that Jedda Rain started up this whole conflict in the first place?
[23:07] <@The Intern> I don't recall the people of this place really being self-dounting.
[23:07] <@The Intern> If anything, others keep doubting them.
[23:07] * Kurisutaru offers Intern some onigiri with pickled plum
[23:07] * @The Intern eats it, thank you!
[23:07] <Miki Kaze> yeah that is true
[23:07] <@The Intern> I've found them to be clever and resourceful.
[23:07] <Miki Kaze> seems lately alot of people are calling us stupid or igonerant
[23:07] <Mew> Well then get your asses into gear and start fightin smart!
[23:07] <Miki Kaze> or acting like we can't do anything right
[23:07] <Kurisutaru> You look like you haven't been allowed to eat >>
[23:08] <Miki Kaze> very hard to fight when there is no one to belive in you
[23:08] <Mew> Because all I see is s[BLEEP]t I'd slather on my burger. '
[23:08] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> If I were to venture a guess, Nelius, probably either revenge or some sort of vendetta against us.
[23:08] <Miki Kaze> point given
[23:08] <@The Intern> We'll believe in ourselves.
[23:08] <Future Furu> I don't remember a lot about Jedda. It's been a long time and I think my counterpart never really knew what was happening, just that a hero was needed and he's an idiot that will always jump in fist first when that time comes.
[23:08] <@The Intern> Now I take it we have to traverse these cracks?
[23:09] <Mew> That ain't my department.
[23:09] <Nelius Raoul> Hm...
[23:09] * @The Intern goes through one anyway because speculation is pointless.
[23:11] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> What the...? O_o
[23:11] <Mew> See. That's the s[BLEEP]t I expect from this place.
[23:11] <Mew> Face first f[BLEEP]kdiving.
[23:12] * @The Intern sticks her head out
[23:12] <@The Intern> Well, if you would move on.
[23:12] <@The Intern> /em climbs back out eating a sandwich
[23:12] <Mew> Cool, moving on.
[23:12] <@The Intern> I was told this was a matter of some urgency.
[23:12] <Miki Kaze> ............
[23:13] * Mew vanishes because she's apparently a f[BLEEP]king ghost now SURPRISE.
[23:13] <Miki Kaze> do you people seriously spend all your time insulting us?
[23:13] <Miki Kaze> ..............
[23:13] <Miki Kaze> you know what!
[23:13] <Miki Kaze> f[BLEEP]k this!
[23:13] <Miki Kaze> I'm going home
[23:13] <@The Intern> ...
[23:13] *** Miki Kaze [Princess_Air@QTech.com] has left #suburbansenshi2
[23:13] <Nelius Raoul> Very well, I'm in.\
[23:13] * @The Intern sighs
[23:13] <Kurisutaru> Miki.
[23:13] <Kurisutaru> .....
[23:13] * Nelius Raoul approaches the same crack that the Intern went into.
[23:13] <Kurisutaru> I was going to offer her some time on Unmei
[23:14] <Kurisutaru> But I guess she'd rather not.
[23:14] <@The Intern> I assume this is the gateway.
[23:14] <@The Intern> Due to their being no other indication.
[23:14] <@The Intern> ^there
[23:14] <Nelius Raoul> Won't know until we go in.
[23:14] <@The Intern> I went in, with no results.
[23:14] <@The Intern> Well I did find this sandwich.
[23:14] * @The Intern finishes eating it.
[23:15] <Nelius Raoul> ...you sure that's safe to eat?
[23:15] <Future Furu> The definition of mystery meat.
[23:15] <@The Intern> I have a very strong stomach.
[23:15] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Hmm.
[23:15] * Ryoko Mitsurugi takes a swing with her bokken at Intern's stomach
[23:16] * @The Intern twists out of the way, eek!
[23:16] *** So ummm...
[23:16] <Nelius Raoul> ...I don't think that's what "Iron Stomach" defines.
[23:16] *** We are uhh... doing something?
[23:16] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Hey, you said you had a strong stomach.
[23:16] <@The Intern> Internally T_T
[23:17] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Sorry. ^_^;
[23:17] *** LOL Intern-ally
[23:17] <Nelius Raoul> I believe she meant that-- yeah, able to eat anything.
[23:17] <@The Intern> :/
[23:17] * Currently Filbert Wright is talking with Jedda in her realm so I suppose if you really want to hop in you can just. Go.
[23:17] <Nelius Raoul> ...also, bad pun, green text--
[23:17] *** Well if you're not ready that's fine :P
[23:18] * But there will be no crackdiving adventures otherwise.
[23:18] <mango-san> (( we are not doing a dungeon tonight ))
[23:18] <mango-san> (( Yes there will be ))
[23:18] *** ...
[23:18] <mango-san> (( but probably some time ))
[23:18] <mango-san> (( in the week ))
[23:19] <Nelius Raoul> Either way, Filibert went ahead of us. Likely getting the other side of the whole conflict.
[23:19] *** Okay this is the one time I will cop to being stupid.
[23:19] <mango-san> (( have you checked the time?! ))
[23:19] *** Okay so I guess neverminf
[23:20] *** Sorry.
[23:20] * @The Intern is away: to be continued?
[23:22] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Huh.
[23:24] <Nelius Raoul> ...so now what?
[23:24] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> At the moment, I'm not sure.
[23:26] *** Kurisutaru [DemonQueen@unmei.egae.gov] has quit IRC (A senshi's work is never done. And the future is determined by your actions today.)
[23:27] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'll tell you what we do.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We calm the f[BLEEP]k down and get back to living.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> We'll solve this.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Or maybe we won't and someone else will.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I dunno.
[23:28] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I'm just too stressed.
[23:28] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Hmm. Perhaps clear our heads some.
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> I went all the way to Karn to build myself up to help and it just feels pointless.
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Yes.
[23:29] <Miki Kaze> yeah!
[23:29] <Miki Kaze> I came back from the future
[23:29] <Miki Kaze> ...and I feel totally useless
[23:29] <Miki Kaze> why are we needed?
[23:29] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Because I am getting a whole "Damned if you do / don't vibe" and I need to just chill out.
[23:29] <Nelius Raoul> Hopefully, when Filibert comes back, he can fill everyone in on why this has been going on.
[23:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You know what?
[23:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Maybe for once his diplomacy wull solve everything.
[23:30] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> And I'll accept that.
[23:30] <Miki Kaze> yeah
[23:30] <Nelius Raoul> Still, all we can do is follow the three rules Talbain told me...
[23:30] <@The Intern> Can I go back to training?
[23:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh, Intern.
[23:31] <Nelius Raoul> Hope for the best, prepare for the worst, expect the unexpected.
[23:31] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Just.. take a few days off.
[23:31] * CrimsonTamer is back
[23:31] <Miki Kaze> yeah I guess...
[23:31] * CrimsonTamer offers intern a gigantic platter of food
[23:32] <@The Intern> Miki, let's share this food!
[23:32] <@The Intern> Thanks, Miss Jillian!
[23:32] <Miki Kaze> yeah!
[23:32] * @The Intern shares!
[23:32] <CrimsonTamer> I was trying some new recipies for kiesh....
[23:32] <CrimsonTamer> ^_^;;
[23:32] <CrimsonTamer> I hope it's good
[23:32] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> Oh god I love Quiche.
[23:32] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte joins them
[23:32] * Miki Kaze eats!
[23:32] * Paisley Pythia Peinforte has a good meal with her friends!
[23:33] <@The Intern> Wait, weren't you on a side-quest?
[23:33] * CrimsonTamer giggles and eats as well
[23:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> *nom* I said f[BLEEP]k it. you know what, you don't need to go mining the past for good times.
[23:33] <CrimsonTamer> There's ham ones, spinach, and cheese
[23:33] * Nelius Raoul decides to try some of the platter as well.
[23:33] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> You need to work hard on making good times in the present.
[23:33] <Miki Kaze> you know back home..all our stuff is purple!
[23:34] <Paisley Pythia Peinforte> The ham one is magnificent.
[23:34] <@The Intern> I like the cheese!
[23:34] <CrimsonTamer> I'm glad! Because this way I can make them for tomorrow morning and serve my mom breakfast in bed
[23:34] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Purple? Are blue and red dyes used alot?
[23:34] <CrimsonTamer> ^_^
[23:35] <Miki Kaze> nah
[23:35] <Miki Kaze> it's the way stuff grows there in the moons
[23:35] <@The Intern> I think *nom* It has to do with atmospheric diffraction.
[23:35] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Oh, okay.
[23:35] <Nelius Raoul> Hm? Something coming up tomorrow?
[23:35] * Miki Kaze eats happily
[23:35] <@The Intern> The humans celebrate "Mother's Day"
[23:35] <CrimsonTamer> Tomorrow is mother's day!
[23:36] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Yep.
[23:36] <CrimsonTamer> I can actually celebrate since I have my mom!
[23:36] <CrimsonTamer> Even if she is just my mom's reincarnation, she still has the memories.
[23:36] <Nelius Raoul> Oh?
[23:36] <CrimsonTamer> She's still just how I remember her....so regardless of not being blood-relalted now...she's my mom!
[23:37] * Ryoko Mitsurugi eats quiche
[23:37] <Nelius Raoul> I see...
[23:37] <CrimsonTamer> I should probably get going....
[23:38] *** CrimsonTamer [BaskervilleLionTamer@abyss.net] has left #suburbansenshi2 (Good night!)
[23:38] <Miki Kaze> I think our mother's day is a few months later
[23:38] <Nelius Raoul> ..I don't even think the Netherworld celebrates most holidays.
[23:42] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Really? Later this year, miss?
[23:49] <Miki Kaze> hey maybe we should get out drinks!
[23:50] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Sounds good. What's on tap?
[23:50] *** YumikoTakanashi has joined #suburbansenshi2
[23:50] <@spiritflame> konbanwa yumikotakanashi
[23:50] * YumikoTakanashi [restaurant] peeks arounda corner looking around
[23:50] * YumikoTakanashi has moved back to the lobby
[23:51] <Miki Kaze> no clue!
[23:51] <Nelius Raoul> Hm? Oh, hey Yumiko.
[23:52] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Yo.
[23:52] * YumikoTakanashi whips back into the shadows
[23:52] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Huh?
[23:53] <Nelius Raoul> ...is something going on?
[23:54] * YumikoTakanashi hides "turn around"
[23:55] <Nelius Raoul> ???
[23:55] <Nelius Raoul> Can I just cover my eye and wait for a signal?
[23:56] * Miki Kaze gets herself a beer
[23:56] <YumikoTakanashi> how would yuh know the signal??
[23:56] <Nelius Raoul> Y'know, you just say I can look?
[23:57] <YumikoTakanashi> but yuh cant
[23:58] * YumikoTakanashi peeks out a bit "promise not to laugh"
[23:58] <Nelius Raoul> ...why would I laugh?
[23:58] <YumikoTakanashi> i look stupid
[23:58] <Ryoko Mitsurugi> Eh?
[23:59] <Nelius Raoul> ...so, what happened?
[00:00] <YumikoTakanashi> i went and played with the boys orphanage in Eslancia
[00:01] <Nelius Raoul> And...