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[19:37] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> dude jedite
[19:37] <// J_Daito //> what
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Why are you picking on smurfs?
[19:38] <// J_Daito //> it's not me Ten;ou
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> Yeah right I know you want to melt them down and make them into gold and s[BLEEP]t
[19:38] <// J_Daito //> well yes
[19:38] <// J_Daito //> but this isn't me
[19:38] <--=[ SpeedRcrX ]=--> shyeah right
[19:39] <// J_Daito //> napalm just turns them into a blue slick
[19:39] <FireFly_9> That's just sick, Jedite.
[19:40] <// J_Daito //> DAMMIT THAT WAS UNICEF'S DOING

welcome to #suburbansenshi3

[01:01] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] What, can't fight unless it's against someone who's knocked out? Forget a disgrace to Nosferatu, I'm pretty certain you were disowned.
[01:01] <Demon Vampire> - I PLANNED IT ALL -
[01:02] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Yet you didn't plan for me.
[01:02] * Demon Vampire roars and aims to SMASH raoul with his fist
[01:02] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[01:03] * Nelius Raoul [Church] outright stops his fist with one hand, looking untroubled.
[01:03] <Demon Vampire> - you flatter yourself -
[01:03] <Demon Vampire> - you think you are the center? the great hero? -
[01:03] * Bolt of Electricty arcs though the air twords the Vampire
[01:03] <Demon Vampire> - I didn't even CARE about you -
[01:03] <spiritflame> Demon Vampire rolls 1d50 [ 27 ]
[01:03] * Demon Vampire grunts angerly in annoyance and turns
[01:03] * Nelius Raoul [Church] raises his other hand, and fires a thin Ki-beam through where its heart would be.
[01:03] <Masked Figure> You really should watch your back while monolouging.
[01:03] *** Masked Figure has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:03] <@spiritflame> konbanwa masked figure
[01:03] <spiritflame> Demon Vampire rolls 1d50 [ 38 ]
[01:03] * Demon Vampire angerly winces at the small piece of pain
[01:04] <Masked Figure> What did I just say. Don't turn your back.
[01:04] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Sounds like you're the one who overestimated.
[01:06] * Demon Vampire 's skin turns bright he blasts an entire wave of flame through the church
[01:06] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[01:06] * Nelius Raoul [Church] counters the Fire with Ice, dispelling it before it can get anywhere.
[01:07] * Demon Vampire goes to slam his fist against raoul and the masked person again
[01:07] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Blah blah blah blah pointless drivel.
[01:07] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[01:07] <Masked Figure> Why exactly are you doing this?
[01:07] * Nelius Raoul [Church] stops the fist again.
[01:08] * Masked Figure is on the OTHER side of the room.
[01:08] * Demon Vampire fires red burning mist at Raoul
[01:08] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[01:08] * Nelius Raoul [Church] is burnt by the mist, but manages to keep standing throughout it.
[01:08] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] ....this was a favorite jacket of mine.
[01:09] <spiritflame> red mist rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[01:09] * Nelius Raoul [Church] 's jacket is ruined by the mist.
[01:09] *** the mist causes the supports of the church to catch fire...and it starts to rapidly spread around the building
[01:09] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[01:09] <Masked Figure> Get the girls out of here.
[01:09] * Demon Vampire roars angerly atthem!
[01:09] * Nelius Raoul [Church] stops the burning with a powerful Ice.
[01:09] <Masked Figure> I'll hold the vampire off
[01:10] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] I'll be back.
[01:10] * Nelius Raoul [Church] gates out of the Church, carrying Giselle and Matsumi.
[01:10] *** the fire is spreading too quickly! you manage to put out only a small bit in the church
[01:10] <Demon Vampire> - and what do you think you'll do...little girl -
[01:11] *** Nelius Raoul has left #suburbansenshi3 (I'll return shortly. Be careful.)
[01:11] <Masked Figure> Girl? Where?
[01:11] * Demon Vampire roars and lunges to grab at the Masked Figure with it's large claws.......
[01:12] *** Nelius Raoul has joined #suburbansenshi3
[01:12] <@spiritflame> konbanwa nelius raoul
[01:12] * Masked Figure draws a blue bade and brings it up to block
[01:12] * Nelius Raoul [Church] SLAMS down onto the Demon Vampire out of nowhere!
[01:13] <Masked Figure> Why are you doing this? What's your goal...
[01:13] <Masked Figure> Damn it Roul..
[01:13] *** the walls are starting to weaken...the ciling is starting to crack....
[01:13] <spiritflame> Demon Vampire rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[01:13] <Masked Figure> Stop fighting and get him talking
[01:13] * Demon Vampire roars in ANGER at the attack...the roar echoing...weaking the structure even more....the ceiling starts to come down in fire and stone
[01:14] * Nelius Raoul [Church] kicks away several pieces of the falling structure.
[01:15] * Masked Figure looks up at the ceiling and creates a barrier to bock the falling debris
[01:15] * Bats fill the air around the church in a long snaking garland
[01:15] * Demon Vampire LUNGES foward...just as pieces of the stone ceiling smash down on it.....starting to pin it down in the fire
[01:15] <Masked Figure> ....
[01:15] <Masked Figure> Hah. Hahahaha. Done in by your own attack
[01:15] * Demon Vampire struggles and ROARS.......
[01:15] * Nelius Raoul [Church] summons out his axe for good measure, and goes to decapitate the vampire.
[01:15] <Masked Figure> Wait.
[01:16] * Nelius Raoul [Church] stops.
[01:16] *** part of the support fall in front of raoul...blocking the way
[01:16] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] You got a better plan?
[01:16] <Masked Figure> Tell me. What was your goal. Why did you do all this.
[01:16] * Demon Vampire for a moment seems to see someone..and roars
[01:16] * Nelius Raoul [Church] tosses the supports to the side.
[01:16] <Demon Vampire> - YOU PROMISED ME REVENGE.... -
[01:16] * Several utterly-silent figures is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[01:16] <Demon Vampire> - YOU PROMISED MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! -
[01:16] * Masked Figure grabs Nelius's arm "Wait
[01:17] * Nelius Raoul [Church] is just clearing debris from away.
[01:17] *** the church is falling apart around you guys!!!!
[01:17] <Masked Figure> We have to get out. Now.
[01:17] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Not just yet. I have one promise to uphold.
[01:18] <Masked Figure> Uphold it later, let's go
[01:18] * Masked Figure tugs on his arm, pulling him twords the door
[01:18] * Demon Vampire ROARS as another support beam falls ontop of it
[01:18] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] No. It involves this thing. You can go on ahead.
[01:19] <Masked Figure> It's already dead. And you'll be too if you stay here a moment longer
[01:19] * Nelius Raoul [Church] brings Maximov up, then brings it down to decapitate the vampire for good measure.
[01:19] *** the far wall starts to fall forward........
[01:19] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] I've survived worse than a collapsed-building falling on me.
[01:19] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] I WILL see this through to the end.
[01:19] *** the wall SMASHES down onto the vampire's body......
[01:20] <Masked Figure> This isn't time for you to be a hero Nelius Raoul. IT's time for you to flee
[01:20] * Demon Vampire is now completely buried in the is going up everywhere
[01:20] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] This isn't about heroism. It's about doing what's right.
[01:20] <Masked Figure> If you stay, the wall will fall on you too. That is what the timeline says. Go. NOW
[01:20] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Get someone to exhume the body. I want it for something.
[01:21] * Nelius Raoul [Church] opens a gate. He motions for the figure to follow.
[01:21] *** fire is BURSTING up from the's lighting up the night sky in the area..and is still collapsing
[01:21] <Masked Figure> I can't go with you.
[01:21] * Masked Figure walks out of the curch "I'll find my own way"
[01:21] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Hm. Take care, then.
[01:21] * Nelius Raoul [Church] steps through the gate.
[01:21] *** Demon Vampire has left #suburbansenshi3
[01:22] *** Nelius Raoul has left #suburbansenshi3 (Even with this, I have what I need.)
[01:22] * Several utterly-silent figures is being counterproductive and informing you that he/she/it/whatever is lurking.
[01:22] * Several utterly-silent figures looks at Masked Figure.
[01:22] *** Masked Figure is your average everyday Masked Figure

[01:22] *** as the night goes on......the fire trucks are called in to handle the blaze...
[01:22] * Several utterly-silent figures stand there and watch this from the shadows.
[01:23] * Masked Figure walks away from the scene, seemingly ignored fire-fighters, and anyone else not looking for them specfically
[01:23] * Several utterly-silent figures all walk up and have quiet little chats with the people on the scene.
[01:23] *** Masked Figure has quit IRC (Now to do a few time tricks.)
[01:25] <Several utterly-silent figures> Your Highness, it appears to be dead.
[01:26] <Several utterly-silent figures> Indeed. The others destroyed it, along the the soldiers. We need not reveal ourselves.
[01:26] * Several utterly-silent figures is now known as Motionless figures
[01:26] <Motionless figures> We may retire now, and continue our revel. The loose ends have been destroyed.
[01:30] <Motionless figures> All this was in foolishness. We must not be discovered, as all would disown our Queen.
[01:30] * Motionless figures turn into blood and clouds of bats, and fly away.

[19:25] <??> ! weather
Click for Tokyo, Japan Forecast

[00:09] * Kanri-chan looks at souldier.
[00:09] *** souldier is is Guyver Densuo, a 5'10 male with a trimmed goatee, a buzzcut and dressed in a Northern Kung Fu Suit. While his body is imposing and intimidating, just being around him fills you with warmth and love. His wedding ring is shiny.
His image Song is: Legend of Mana OST: The Wind Sings, For the Journey. Battle theme: Etrian Odessey IV OST: Unrest - The End of Raging Winds. He is Level 12.

[20:27] *** White Void
[20:27] * Ultra Sailor Quinox plunges through with ND....both both plunge into a portal
[20:27] *** Earth 1337-B
[20:27] * Ultra Sailor Quinox tumbles onto the ground....and BARELY avoids an electrical blast by ND...
[20:28] * Ultra Sailor Quinox rushes forward...and PUNCHES ND...who goes flying crashing through another portal with Quinox....
[20:29] *** Earth 1337-G
[20:29] * Ultra Sailor Quinox grabs a piece of ruined building and swings it at ND..who catches it....uses it to throw Matsumi across the ground..crashing her into the remains of the diet...
[20:30] * Ultra Sailor Quinox shakes her head....and barely manages to avoid another attack by ND...
[20:31] * ND growls...and FIRES a blast at Quinox....sending her slamming through another hole in reality..her leaping after her
[20:34] *** Earth 1337
[20:34] * ND and Ultra Sailor Quinox appear in midair..plummiting down.......
[20:34] * Ultra Sailor Quinox winces as it goes for her throat....then smiles...ZOOMING away into the sky
[20:35] * ND growls...and glows with energy..BLASTS after her
[20:36] * ND and Quinox zoom around each and blue streaks striking each other once in awhile.......
[20:36] *** Earth 1337-X
[20:37] * ND and Quinox land on the moon.....both sides powering each other up..........
[20:37] * ND grins wickedly......
[20:37] * Ultra Sailor Quinox glows bright green....
[20:38] * Ultra Sailor Quinox rushes forward!!!
[20:38] * ND rushes forward....
[20:39] *** both SLAM into each other........
[20:39] *** White Void
[20:39] * Ultra Sailor Quinox CRASHS to the ground whimpering and smoking....
[20:39] <ND> whelp.......
[20:39] <ND> ....don't you don't have the never HAD thepower to stop me....
[20:42] * Ultra Sailor Quinox slowly gets up "not...done..yet..."
[20:43] * ND just offhand blasts Quinox in the chest..sending her carrining over....
[20:44] <ND> now everything you love....DIES...
[20:47] * Ultra Sailor Quinox trie to reach out..but nothing happens...
[20:47] <ND> we are in a void..there is no air or energy to draw upon.....
[20:47] * ND blasts Quinox again..sending her tumbling further back....
[20:49] * Ultra Sailor Quinox winces....and collapses....
[20:49] * Ultra Sailor Quinox 's finger twitches...
[20:53] * Ultra Sailor Quinox 's green crystal starts to glow around her neck...
[20:56] *** Earth 1337-B
[20:57] * Queen Matsumi glances down at her capitol, smiling..then blinks..looking up at the sky
[20:58] *** Earth 1337-G
[20:58] * @Sailor Quinox SLAMS another criminal against the wall..glaring with her one good eye..and beats him to a pulp...then pauses...and looks up at the sky
[20:59] *** Earth 1337
[21:00] * Matsumi Kaze sits at home, grading another paper from her students...
[21:01] * Matsumi Kaze sighs...then blinks and looks up...
[21:02] *** Earth 1337-X
[21:03] * Sophia Davidson steps out of a bookstore in the Twin Cities, hugging the latest issue.....then stops...and looks up
[21:04] *** the void
[21:04] * ND stops...frowns then turns around....
[21:05] * Ultra Sailor Quinox stnads there...her crystal glowing bright green..her signet on her forehead...and both fists glowing bright bright green
[21:05] * ND 's eyes grow wide..and it takes a step backwards.....
[21:06] <ND> you do this...and you'll NEVER get your adult body back..YOU'LL NEVER BE ME IF YOU DO THIS
[21:06] * Ultra Sailor Quinox narrows her eyes.............
[21:06] * Ultra Sailor Quinox slowly pulls back both fists
[21:07] * ND powers up a blast of energy!
[21:07] <Ultra Sailor Quinox>
[21:07] * Ultra Sailor Quinox SLAMS her fists together..just as ND fires her blast....
[21:08] *** ....................
[21:09] *** a MASSIVE wave of energy explodes outwards on all sides...........
[21:09] * ND tries to hold it back...but cannot..and screams as she's consumed.....
[21:10] * Ultra Sailor Quinox just she is blasted as well
[21:10] *** Ultra Sailor Quinox has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:10] *** ND has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:24] *** the Twin Cities
[21:24] *** in the darkened office room of a lone building..a man sits behind a desk
[21:24] <Man> have it....
[21:25] * Glasses Man nods " you requested..."
[21:25] * Glasses Man walks over to a computer linked to a projector..and pushes it....
[21:26] *** a video pops up on the projector....showing three school girls walking down the road.....the camera zooms in...and focuses on Matsumi...before the footage freezes
[21:26] <Glasses Man> was exactuly as you said....
[21:27] * Man walks out from behind the desk...and puts his hand over the image of matsumi......
[21:27] <Man> ....I finally found you again.....................
[21:27] <Man> love............
[21:27] *** TO BE CONTINUED

[20:21] *** Aratasujou has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa aratasujou
[20:21] *** Filibert Wright has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:21] <@spiritflame> konbanwa filibert wright
[20:21] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: One of the Hotel Stairway Halls
[20:21] <Filibert Wright> Well, I suppose this is it.
[20:22] <Aratasujou> Okies! What be so bad about your painting?
[20:22] * Filibert Wright removes some of the tamper-proof seals on the ties that are holding the canvas up, working delicately not to mess it u.
[20:23] * Aratasujou watches quietly.
[20:24] <Aratasujou> What be so special about painting that Kerrick-baka be so scared?
[20:25] <Filibert Wright> ...I don't know.
[20:25] <Filibert Wright> He did instruct me to make sure it was undamaged, so I see no reason not to involve you in viewing it, as that is what you want.
[20:25] * Filibert Wright unwraps it slowly.
[20:28] <Aratasujou> He's been very cagey about its subject matter.
[20:30] * Filibert Wright looks at Tapestry of Destiny and Strife.
[20:30] *** Tapestry of Destiny and Strife is a huge painting that shows Sakura Xadium Aino locked in mortal combat with Simon in his lich form. Sakura looks resolute and tenacious, but it is clear she is losing, and Simon's face is every bit that of a pitiless monster, pressing his attack.
hir image Song is: . It is Level 1.

[20:31] <Filibert Wright> Oh no...
[20:32] <Aratasujou> There be something wrong?
[20:32] <Filibert Wright> Well it is... effective.
[20:34] <Aratasujou> Why would Solar-kun be mad at painting?
[20:34] <Filibert Wright> The Master did not specify who he feared would be offended.
[20:38] <Filibert Wright> However, I do not feel that the others here should see this. Whatever meaning my master garners from it will not bring them happiness, I strongly suspect.
[20:38] <Aratasujou> Like Sakura?
[20:40] <Aratasujou> What is the history of this painting, Filibert?
[20:41] * Filibert Wright looks down at the pictures, sadly. "I suppose I should simply take comfort that I was not there to see it, as I doubt I would have been able to stop him."
[20:42] <Aratasujou> There was an actual fight between the two of them besides the Budokai?
[20:45] <Filibert Wright> That is impossible. My master would have never entered the Budokai. He never reveals his methods for fighting in casual times. He says that those who reveal their techniques where foes could learn them are fools.
[20:45] <Filibert Wright> He has even forbidden me from entering, which saddens me, for I would very much like to do so.
[20:45] <Filibert Wright> I'm sure that the prize money would help a great many people.
[20:48] <Filibert Wright> So yes... they did fight.
[20:49] <Filibert Wright> My master, though, is never consistent upon what motivated him to get involved, however, and what led to this.
[20:50] <Aratasujou> He commemorated his victory then.
[20:51] <Filibert Wright> I beg your pardon?
[20:53] <Aratasujou> Or at least commemorated the outcome he'd like to see.
[20:55] <Filibert Wright> Are you proud of the master you serve?
[20:57] <Aratasujou> Very. I will gladly and proudly serve as Solarchos' familiar and friend until I am no longer capable of existing.
[20:59] * Filibert Wright looks down, and rolls up the canvas. "That must be a wonderful feeling."
[21:00] * Aratasujou smiles and perks up.
[21:00] <Aratasujou> Solar-kun be my friend!
[21:01] * Filibert Wright nods, quietly.
[21:03] <Filibert Wright> I suppose I should depart now, and ferry this to its appointed place.
[21:05] <Aratasujou> Okies! Me should go too.
[21:07] <Aratasujou> Bye bye!
[21:08] *** Aratasujou has left #suburbansenshi3 (NYORO~!! =^ ^=)
[21:10] *** Filibert Wright [0] has quit IRC (The honor was mine.)

[22:10] * Kanri-chan looks at yumikotakanashi.
[22:10] *** yumikotakanashi is a short girl about 22 looking, jet black hair with dark purple tips tied up on her head with a purple ribbon. she wears a black assassination get up that covers half her face. Black combat boots and an ice cold stare to most.
Her image Song is: "Going Under" by Evanescence. She is Level 1.

[19:30] * &K-9 Murphy changes topic to `Exploration of Helheim Forest`
[20:26] *** The forest you're now in, 'Helheim' it had been dubbed, is something you probably were not expecting when you land on the purple grass. The trees all around look alien, and the smells... it's sickeningly sweet in the air, almost like a trap laid by a carnivorous plant
[20:26] *** Apollo_Helios [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:26] <@spiritflame> konbanwa apollo_helios
[20:27] * Apollo_Helios lands, the suit forming over his body as the armor unfolds, adorning his chest and head.
[20:28] * Apollo_Helios is now known as Rider Harmony
[20:28] *** Kurokage Trooper 1 [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kurokage trooper 1
[20:28] *** has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa
[20:28] *** Davina [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa davina
[20:28] *** Tetsuo Maki has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:28] <@spiritflame> konbanwa tetsuo maki
[20:29] * Tetsuo Maki looks around..he hasn't activated his belt yet..he jumped in with someone else
[20:29] <Rider Harmony> Well then.
[20:29] *** LoneWOLF has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:29] <@spiritflame> konbanwa lonewolf
[20:29] *** Abe Hisoka has joined #suburbansenshi3
[20:29] <@spiritflame> konbanwa abe hisoka
[20:30] *** As everyone else lands in the forest, there's something you all notice: how quiet it is.
[20:30] * Tetsuo Maki glances about
[20:30] <Rider Harmony> Abe-san, I didn't expect to see you! T-thanks.
[20:31] * Abe Hisoka flashes a shaky smile!
[20:31] <Abe Hisoka> I just. You know me.
[20:31] * Tetsuo Maki keeps holding onto the lockseed, looking around
[20:31] <Abe Hisoka> I can't f[BLEEP]king not help her.
[20:32] *** It's almost as if this planet had been rolling in space with only plant life in its ecosystem. No land- or air-based fauna to be seen or heard.
[20:32] <Kurokage Trooper 1> Well, helheim....
[20:32] <Tetsuo Maki> weird...
[20:32] <Kurokage Trooper 1> I can't say I'm happy to be here again....
[20:32] <Tetsuo Maki> by the way..what am I suppose to do with this *holds up the lockseed*
[20:32] <Rider Harmony> Okay. Mike, you should be able to get a signal from where the Crack that YGGDRASILL keeps open has the camp.
[20:33] * Rider Harmony looks over at Maki
[20:33] <Rider Harmony> Uh
[20:33] <Kurokage Trooper 1> yeah, one sec
[20:33] <Rider Harmony> You see how Mike and I have them in our belt?
[20:33] * Kurokage Trooper 1 tries to use the helmets systems to lock down the signal
[20:33] * Rider Harmony points to the now-'sliced' open LockSeed in his Driver.
[20:34] <Tetsuo Maki> yeah?
[20:34] <Rider Harmony> You unlock the LockSeed, place it in the Driver, lock the LockSeed and then flip the little sword.
[20:35] * Tetsuo Maki unlocks the seed...and slides into the belt...........then does what is instructed
[20:35] * Tetsuo Maki is now known as Kurokage Trooper II
[20:35] <Kurokage Trooper II> ....this is different
[20:35] <Rider Harmony> It takes a while to get used to.
[20:36] *** Mike, roll 1d20
[20:36] * LoneWOLF is now known as Kurokage Trooper III
[20:37] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper 1 rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[20:37] *** You're able to catch the signal. The built in GPS sets the course before the signal suddenly drops.
[20:38] * Kurokage Trooper II looks around
[20:39] <Rider Harmony> It doesn't look too bulky over your other belt, so that's good.
[20:39] <Davina> Huh!
[20:39] <Davina> This is nothing like what dad works with...
[20:39] <Kurokage Trooper 1> score, got it
[20:39] <Kurokage Trooper II> most of the time my belt is embedded under my it shouldn't
[20:39] <Rider Harmony> Probably a budget limitation, though. More money for the Summer Movie.
[20:40] <Rider Harmony> Belts vary from era to era.
[20:40] <Rider Harmony> Mike, where are we headed.
[20:41] <Kurokage Trooper 1> the signal dropped, but i've got a beed
[20:42] * Kurokage Trooper 1 points his kagematsu in the direction of the last known ping
[20:43] <Rider Harmony> Cool. Let's get marching.
[20:43] * Kurokage Trooper II nods
[20:43] * Rider Harmony sets off in the direction that Mike pointed.
[20:43] * Kurokage Trooper III heads off.
[20:44] * Abe Hisoka tags along, f[BLEEP]k a nickname change.
[20:44] <Rider Harmony> So, I'm not sure if you guys know much about this company, YGGDRASILL or not.
[20:44] * Kurokage Trooper II looks over the kagematsu he has.....
[20:44] <Kurokage Trooper 1> I wonder....
[20:45] * Kurokage Trooper 1 looks to see if there are any helheim fruits hanging nearby
[20:45] *** Mike, roll 1d100
[20:45] * Davina is following along derp derp
[20:46] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper 1 rolls 1d100 [ 99 ]
[20:46] *** HEY did Davina put a Driver on?
[20:46] *** Mike - There a fruit everywhere. They're ripe and juicy and ready for the plucking.
[20:47] * Davina did, yes.
[20:48] * Kurokage Trooper 1 reaches out and plucks a few, hoping to find a lock vehicle or two
[20:48] *** Davina is uneffected by the lure of the fruit :)
[20:48] * Davina is all hanging about
[20:49] <Rider Harmony> From what Allison found out, they're a multinational corporation with hands in everything from pharmacuticals to weapons and everything in between.
[20:49] * Kurokage Trooper II just silently watches all this, looking about at his surroundings
[20:51] <Rider Harmony> According to a video file she watched, YGGDRASILL knew of an invasion that would be taking place from this world into ours.
[20:52] <Rider Harmony> At the last count, scientists estimated that Earth had ten years before the planet was overrun like this one.
[20:52] * Rider Harmony points to the strange plants everywhere.
[20:53] <Rider Harmony> There's probably a good chance that none of these plants are native to even this world. Or even dimension
[20:53] <Abe Hisoka> I could probably f[BLEEP]king eat them no problem.
[20:53] * Kurokage Trooper II glances at the plants
[20:55] <Rider Harmony> what makes it dangerous is that these fruit turn animals into Invess.
[20:56] <Kurokage Trooper II> hm? what's an Invess
[20:57] <Rider Harmony> A kaijin, of sorts.
[20:58] <Kurokage Trooper II> like what that organization was making?
[20:58] <Rider Harmony> Eh?
[20:59] <Kurokage Trooper II> ..nevermind
[20:59] * Rider Harmony shrugs, and keeps moving on.
[21:00] *** As you go on through the forest, you still cannot hear the sounds of anything but your group. No animals, no birds, no people. Nothing.
[21:00] * Abe Hisoka keeps focused. More focused than she ever seems to have been. It's serious business time.
[21:00] <Kurokage Trooper 1> this place is always to damn quite
[21:01] <Kurokage Trooper II> is
[21:01] <Kurokage Trooper III> It's incredibly unnerving.
[21:01] <Rider Harmony> But it's, like, far too quiet.
[21:01] <Davina> Was this place always this desolate?
[21:01] <Rider Harmony> I doubt it.
[21:01] <Kurokage Trooper II> like a green desert
[21:01] <Rider Harmony> Because... well, see for yourself.
[21:02] <Kurokage Trooper 1> .....
[21:02] * Rider Harmony clears away some brush to show a giant, abandoned city a few hundred feet below a slope that the group has reached.
[21:02] <Kurokage Trooper II> .........
[21:04] *** Large, stone buildings, which look almost primitive if not for the structural awareness that the builders had, make up what looks like a city that could have rivaled the size of Tokyo.
[21:04] <Kurokage Trooper 1> I heard about this spot.....never thought i'd see it
[21:04] <Kurokage Trooper II> it
[21:05] <Rider Harmony> The remnants of a dead society.
[21:05] <Davina> And this just all overran that?
[21:05] <Rider Harmony> Yep.
[21:06] <Rider Harmony> These plants are incredibly agressive in their invasive nature.
[21:06] *** As you continue to gaze, you begin to notice slight movements among the streets...
[21:07] <Davina> ?
[21:07] <Kurokage Trooper 1> and eating them.....
[21:07] <Rider Harmony> Mike can you zoom in on the streets?
[21:08] <Kurokage Trooper II> .....
[21:08] * Kurokage Trooper 1 places a hand on the side of the comb eye and tries to focus in
[21:08] *** Mike, roll 1d20
[21:08] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper 1 rolls 1d20 [ 19 ]
[21:09] *** You're able to catch the glimpse of a blue creature. It looked like it was holding... a tool, maybe?
[21:10] *** The creature was gone before you could verify.
[21:10] <Kurokage Trooper 1> ...something blue, holding something
[21:11] <Rider Harmony> ... what?
[21:11] <Rider Harmony> Was it an Inves?
[21:13] <Davina> Maybe we should try to follow it?
[21:14] * Kurokage Trooper II nods
[21:15] * Rider Harmony thinks about it
[21:15] <Kurokage Trooper 1> i'm all for it
[21:15] <Rider Harmony> ... might be an Armored Rider who can't getout?
[21:15] *** Go at it, ya scamps!
[21:16] <Kurokage Trooper III> Then let's stop talking about it.
[21:17] <Kurokage Trooper II> yeah
[21:17] <Rider Harmony> Lead the way!
[21:18] * Kurokage Trooper 1 heads off in the direction
[21:18] * Rider Harmony holds the brush back for people to get through.
[21:19] * Kurokage Trooper II follows
[21:19] * Kurokage Trooper III goes through.
[21:19] * Abe Hisoka takes up the rear!
[21:20] * Davina is following along
[21:21] * Blue Creature follows the rest.
[21:21] <Rider Harmony> Uh, g-guys...
[21:22] <Kurokage Trooper II> ?
[21:22] <Abe Hisoka> I'm noticing.
[21:22] <Kurokage Trooper 1> ??
[21:22] * Blue Creature makes a strange cry, and tumbles down the hill.
[21:22] * Abe Hisoka points a thumb over her shoulder.
[21:23] * Blue Creature starts to gain momentum has it rolls down the hill.
[21:24] * Abe Hisoka slides down the hill, balance perfect.
[21:24] * Blue Creature beats everyone to the bottom, and roars.
[21:24] <Kurokage Trooper II> !?
[21:24] <Rider Harmony> Anyone got a Pokédex?
[21:25] * Davina looks around for a rock
[21:25] * Rider Harmony slides down to follow the others.
[21:25] * Davina tries throwing it
[21:25] <Kurokage Trooper 1> im sure that'l help
[21:25] *** Davina, roll 1d6
[21:25] <spiritflame> Davina rolls 1d6 [ 2 ]
[21:26] <Davina> Welp. I think I got it to come back over here...
[21:27] ☼ Scouter indicates Blue Creature has HP level of 10000!
[21:27] ☼ Scouter indicates Blue Creature has MP level of 400000!
[21:27] *** Guess what time it is everyone!
[21:27] <Kurokage Trooper 1> ah s[BLEEP]t
[21:27] ☼ Scouter indicates Kurokage Trooper 1 has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[21:27] <Abe Hisoka> Oh that's a big f[BLEEP]ker.
[21:28] ☼ Scouter indicates Rider Harmony has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[21:28] ☼ Scouter indicates Kurokage Trooper III has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[21:28] ☼ Scouter indicates Davina has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[21:28] ☼ Scouter indicates Abe Hisoka has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[21:29] <@spiritflame> The current battle order is: Harmony, Mike, Ski, Abe, BlueBalls, Maki, Davina
[21:29] *** ER NO WAIT
[21:30] <@spiritflame> The current battle order is: Maki, Harmony, Ski, BlueBalls, Abe, Mike, Davina
[21:30] *** BATTLE START
[21:31] * Blue Creature roars and snarls.
[21:32] ☼ Scouter indicates Kurokage Trooper II has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[21:33] <Kurokage Trooper II> (( so I'm first? ))
[21:33] *** Yessir!
[21:33] * Kurokage Trooper II gets into a postion to punch...but then thinks better
[21:34] 7 [250 HP / 990 MP] Kurokage Trooper II flails with his weapon (-10 MP +7 SP)
[21:34] 6 [9994 HP / 400006 MP] Blue Creature has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +6 SP)
[21:34] * Blue Creature 's tough hide blocks most of the blow.
[21:35] <Rider Harmony> Oh, great.
[21:35] 5 [250 HP / 991 MP] Rider Harmony summons the Pear of Agony and thwacks the monster's head with it. (-9 MP +5 SP)
[21:36] 6 [9994 HP / 400007 MP] Blue Creature has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[21:36] * Blue Creature knocks Harmony with his large, meaty tail.
[21:36] 5 [250 HP / 993 MP] Rider Harmony has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[21:36] * Rider Harmony leaps back, able to miss everything.
[21:36] * Abe Hisoka rolls her eyes.
[21:37] 0 [250 HP / 500 MP] Abe Hisoka tries to summon up the power for a special, but splutters out... don't feel bad, it happens to everyone... [ LOSE A TURN (Opponent gets to attack now then you can go)] (-0 MP)
[21:37] <Rider Harmony> What the hell is this thing?
[21:37] <Abe Hisoka> (( dkljaf stupid ass new /fight system why is it so weird ))
[21:37] <Rider Harmony> (( OH MY GOD ))
[21:38] <Kurokage Trooper 1> (( that glorious new system! ))
[21:38] <spiritflame> Blue Creature rolls 1d6 [ 1 ]
[21:39] 12 [9994 HP / 399975 MP] Blue Creature me grins a toothy grin, before chomping down on Maki's leg (-32 MP +6 SP)
[21:41] 7 [250 HP / 998 MP] Kurokage Trooper II has PARRIED the attack! [ Opponent: /sell ] (0 damage +0 SP)
[21:41] 20 [9939 HP / 399992 MP] Blue Creature has been EVISCERATED!! (55 damage +8 SP)
[21:42] * Kurokage Trooper II HITS down with his weapon
[21:42] <Kurokage Trooper II> (( sorry for that pause guys...buying tickets to the DW premire at am ovie theater! ))
[21:42] * Blue Creature roars in pain
[21:43] <Rider Harmony> Looks like you're getting the hang of this!
[21:44] <Kurokage Trooper II> sort of!
[21:44] 6 [250 HP / 979 MP] Kurokage Trooper III twists her kagematsu and slashes. (-21 MP +6 SP)
[21:44] 32 [9899 HP / 400052 MP] Blue Creature has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (40 damage +12 SP)
[21:45] * Blue Creature roars more, blood splatering on the stone ground
[21:45] <Kurokage Trooper 1> (( i'm alive mouse was f[BLEEP]king up ))
[21:47] 5 [250 HP / 981 MP] Kurokage Trooper 1 slashes at the beast with his kagematsu (-19 MP +5 SP)
[21:47] 39 [9872 HP / 400060 MP] Blue Creature has been EVISCERATED!! (27 damage +7 SP)
[21:48] * Blue Creature screeches, thick pink ichor pouring from a wound, along with... the fruits.
[21:49] 6 [250 HP / 962 MP] Davina grabs the spear and tries to go for a shanking. (-38 MP +6 SP)
[21:49] * Rider Harmony kinda throws up in his mouth at the mere sight.
[21:49] 46 [9867 HP / 400068 MP] Blue Creature has BLOCKED the attack! (5 damage +7 SP)
[21:50] * Blue Creature uses Harden! It's super-effective!
[21:50] 14 [250 HP / 966 MP] Kurokage Trooper II SLAMS his weapon ontop of the creature (-32 MP +7 SP)
[21:51] 59 [9828 HP / 400097 MP] Blue Creature has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (39 damage +13 SP)
[21:51] *** We just skip Blue's turn
[21:51] * Blue Creature gets a little concussed, becoming dazed.
[21:52] * Rider Harmony 's eyes gleam under his helmet's visor.
[21:52] <Rider Harmony> Now's the time for an All-Out Attack!
[21:52] <Rider Harmony> ... if we were in the Midnight Channel.
[21:52] <Kurokage Trooper III> That would make this so much easier.
[21:53] 11 [250 HP / 992 MP] Rider Harmony runs up to the creature's nostril, slipping the Pear of Agony into one and... well, opening it very, very wide. (-1 MP +6 SP)
[21:53] 65 [9794 HP / 400110 MP] Blue Creature has been HIT!! (34 damage +6 SP)
[21:53] * Blue Creature 's nose is bleeding now.
[21:54] 12 [250 HP / 971 MP] Kurokage Trooper III gets a bit of distance and runs, leaps, and drops a kick on its back. (-8 MP +6 SP)
[21:55] 73 [9755 HP / 400156 MP] Blue Creature has taken a CRITICAL HIT!! (39 damage +8 SP)
[21:55] * Blue Creature screeches, staggering around a little on all fours
[21:57] * Blue Creature is still out, next turn
[21:58] 7 [250 HP / 967 MP] Abe Hisoka punches the thing in the face. (-33 MP +7 SP)
[21:58] 73 [9755 HP / 400159 MP] Blue Creature has DODGED the attack! (0 damage +0 SP)
[21:58] <Abe Hisoka> We don't have TIME for this s[BLEEP]t.
[21:58] * Blue Creature tumbles out of the way
[21:58] <Kurokage Trooper 1> then lets end it!
[21:59] 13 [250 HP / 952 MP] Kurokage Trooper 1 leaps up and slams down the kagematsu into it's head (-29 MP +8 SP)
[21:59] 89 [9721 HP / 400162 MP] Blue Creature has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (34 damage +16 SP)
[21:59] * Blue Creature is just... knocked out.
[22:00] <Rider Harmony> Anyone got a Pokéball?
[22:01] <Abe Hisoka> If I can f[BLEEP]king get to my bag--
[22:01] * Kurokage Trooper II tries to listen for anything nearby with his mechnical senses
[22:02] *** Abe roll 1d10, Maki roll 1d20
[22:02] <spiritflame> Abe Hisoka rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[22:03] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper II rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[22:03] *** You find a Great Ball! Throw it and roll 1D4
[22:03] <spiritflame> Abe Hisoka rolls 1d4 [ 1 ]
[22:03] *** Maki can hear murmurs from mindless creatures shuffling about, and some... odd muttering?
[22:04] <Abe Hisoka> F[BLEEP]K
[22:04] * Davina gets hit in the face with a pokeball?
[22:04] *** Pokéballs do not work on Advanced Inves :(
[22:04] * Abe Hisoka grumbles.
[22:04] <Kurokage Trooper II> ...we're not alone
[22:04] *** also yes it hit Davina in the face
[22:04] <Kurokage Trooper II> ...there are others nearby
[22:04] 14 [250 HP / 935 MP] Davina throws the bloody pokeball at the blue thing anyway for damage reasons! (-27 MP +8 SP)
[22:04] <Rider Harmony> Well, yes, that's what team operations are
[22:05] 108 [9675 HP / 400187 MP] Blue Creature has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (46 damage +19 SP)
[22:05] <Kurokage Trooper II> no no
[22:05] <Kurokage Trooper II> ...some sort of creatures....
[22:05] <Kurokage Trooper II> (( should I attack or are we dong with that ))
[22:05] <Abe Hisoka> So can't we just f[BLEEP]k off?
[22:05] *** No now we're just beating a knocked-out horse.
[22:05] *** although he's more of a giant, bipedal blue armadillo
[22:06] <Kurokage Trooper II> ..some sort of murmering
[22:06] <Rider Harmony> The creatures would be Inves.
[22:06] <Rider Harmony> Let's get-- murmuring?
[22:06] <Kurokage Trooper II> yes
[22:07] <Kurokage Trooper II> muttering..
[22:07] <Rider Harmony> Like, in a language?
[22:07] <Rider Harmony> Was it Japanese or English or??
[22:07] <Kurokage Trooper 1> ??
[22:08] <Kurokage Trooper II> hold on....
[22:08] * Kurokage Trooper II concentrates his senses..trying to make out any words that are familer
[22:09] *** Roll 1d20 again
[22:10] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper II rolls 1d20 [ 7 ]
[22:10] *** You can't hear it anymore...
[22:10] <Kurokage Trooper II> I can't hear it anymore
[22:12] <Rider Harmony> ... we should probably get moving.
[22:13] <Kurokage Trooper 1> yeah
[22:13] * Rider Harmony moves past the giant creature and looks around the streets.
[22:13] * Abe Hisoka shakes off her hand and continues on.
[22:15] * Kurokage Trooper II follows the others
[22:16] *** The city is desolate and ancient. It brings back subtle hints of Pompeii - a city stuck forever in time. As you look around, you can see echos of a lost time: toys, tools, food... all left behind in the wake of an invasion.
[22:17] <Kurokage Trooper II> ....
[22:18] *** Mike, roll 1d100
[22:18] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper 1 rolls 1d100 [ 62 ]
[22:18] <Kurokage Trooper 1> surreal
[22:19] <Kurokage Trooper II> it is...
[22:20] *** Mike's visor pics up a heat signature.
[22:20] <Kurokage Trooper 1> got something!
[22:20] <Rider Harmony> What is it?
[22:21] <Davina> Hmmm?
[22:21] <Abe Hisoka> ?
[22:22] * Kurokage Trooper 1 gestures
[22:22] <Kurokage Trooper 1> heat signature, over there
[22:23] <Rider Harmony> Let's split up.
[22:23] <Rider Harmony> See if we can cut it off?
[22:23] <Kurokage Trooper III> As long as we can all get together again after.
[22:23] <Rider Harmony> That's the plan.
[22:23] *** Everyone, flip a coin.
[22:24] <Kurokage Trooper II> /flipcoin
[22:24] *** Kurokage Trooper II flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[22:24] *** Rider Harmony flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[22:24] *** Kurokage Trooper III flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[22:24] *** Abe Hisoka flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[22:24] *** Davina flips a coin into the air and catches it, heads side up
[22:25] *** Kurokage Trooper 1 flips a coin into the air and catches it, tails side up
[22:26] *** Ansgar, Mike and Abe go around left, everyone else goes around right.
[22:27] <Kurokage Trooper 1> left it is!
[22:28] <Abe Hisoka> Left.
[22:28] * Rider Harmony nods to the others, while his group goes left.
[22:28] <Kurokage Trooper III> Right then. I'll see you around the other side.
[22:28] * Kurokage Trooper III heads to the right
[22:28] * Kurokage Trooper II starts to walk towards the right
[22:30] *** Mike's heat signature grows stronger, and the detail starts to come through. It's.. humanoid in shape, and seems to be leaning against something.
[22:31] <Kurokage Trooper 1> hold up guys.....
[22:31] <Rider Harmony> What's up?
[22:31] * Kurokage Trooper II scans around the area with his mechanical eyes
[22:32] * Abe Hisoka slows up.
[22:32] *** Maki roll 1d20
[22:32] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper II rolls 1d20 [ 18 ]
[22:33] *** Your eyes work well in conjunction with the Helmet's visor, and you can make out the vitals of your target.
[22:35] <Kurokage Trooper II> ..I see something
[22:35] *** Everyone roll 1d10
[22:35] <spiritflame> Abe Hisoka rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[22:35] <spiritflame> Rider Harmony rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[22:35] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper III rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[22:36] <spiritflame> Davina rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[22:37] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper 1 rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[22:38] <spiritflame> Kurokage Trooper II rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[22:38] <spiritflame> ??? rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[22:39] *** The heat signature moves a bit, having heard something. Mike apparently tripped a vine...
[22:39] * Kurokage Trooper 1 faceplants ><
[22:39] <Abe Hisoka> Oh come on pops.
[22:39] * Abe Hisoka steps over him with all her ninja skills.
[22:40] * Abe Hisoka moves forward~
[22:40] *** The heat signature shrugs it off, and goes back to resting.
[22:41] <Kurokage Trooper II> ......
[22:41] <Kurokage Trooper 1> f[BLEEP]k
[22:42] * Abe Hisoka looks for a wall to climb to perch overtop of the figure.
[22:42] *** As everyone reaches the corners, you can see that the next few streets over are all a little crowded with Inves just roaming around.
[22:42] *** Hisoka roll 1d20
[22:42] <spiritflame> Abe Hisoka rolls 1d20 [ 16 ]
[22:43] *** You manage to find an open window (this society never thought of "doors" or "window glass" apparently) and can perch there.
[22:43] * Abe Hisoka perches like spider-man.
[22:44] <Rider Harmony> You see anything?
[22:45] * Abe Hisoka spies down~
[22:46] * Kurokage Trooper II keeps his ears and eyes open
[22:47] *** In a dark room, a lone figure leans against the wall, holding what looks like a book. It seems to be reading the pages, flipping through every so often. Abe can roll a perception check to see if she can see what the book is.
[22:48] * Abe Hisoka totally will roll that.
[22:48] * Abe Hisoka lets her eyes get all glowy.
[22:49] <Kurokage Trooper II> ..what is going on
[22:50] *** Yeah, you can clearly make out a Japanese translation of "The Art of War", being read correctly, at that.
[22:51] * Abe Hisoka makes a face. leans to get a better look and waits for what she has to roll
[22:51] * Kurokage Trooper 1 head titls
[22:51] *** You can also see that this lone figure is not human.
[22:51] *** Girl you made your eyes glowy that's an auto 20
[22:51] <Kurokage Trooper II> ..this is an intereting experience..
[22:51] * Abe Hisoka is f[BLEEP]king amazing. She knows.
[22:52] * Abe Hisoka writes things down, makes paper airplane, tosses one to either group
[22:52] * Abe Hisoka has relayed info.
[22:52] * Kurokage Trooper II simply silently watches
[22:52] * Rider Harmony catches the paper, and reads it.
[22:53] <Rider Harmony> ... I don't think Inves have the mental capacity to read.
[22:55] * Abe Hisoka points down at it like "Should we approach?"
[22:55] * Kurokage Trooper 1 shrugs
[22:56] * Kurokage Trooper II looks at the other people in his group
[22:56] * Rider Harmony nods, closing the LockSeed on his belt.
[22:56] * Rider Harmony is now known as Apollo_Helios
[22:57] * Apollo_Helios takes the LockSeed off, leaving the Sengoku Driver on.
[22:57] * Kurokage Trooper III gets the hint and takes her's off.
[22:57] * Kurokage Trooper III is now known as LoneWOLF
[22:58] * Kurokage Trooper 1 does so
[22:58] * Kurokage Trooper 1 is now known as MJayDee
[22:58] * Apollo_Helios rounds the corner, making a simple hand signal to tell the other group to approach calmly.
[22:59] <Apollo_Helios> Let's try to be as calm as possible about this.
[22:59] * Kurokage Trooper II is now known as Tetsuo Maki
[22:59] * Davina removes le armor
[23:00] * Apollo_Helios walks over, signalling Mike to follow and Maki's group to join.
[23:00] * Abe Hisoka takes off the armor but stays perched like a boss.
[23:01] * Tetsuo Maki follows
[23:01] * Apollo_Helios takes a deep breath, and walks through the doorway first.
[23:01] *** Ansgar, roll 1d20
[23:01] <spiritflame> Apollo_Helios rolls 1d20 [ 20 ]
[23:01] *** You enter a doorway with success.
[23:02] * LoneWOLF enters from the other side.
[23:02] *** LOL J/K You have a friendly aura, and the warmth of the sun radiates from you in a positive way.
[23:03] *** Natsuki, same to you, 1d20
[23:03] <spiritflame> LoneWOLF rolls 1d20 [ 17 ]
[23:04] *** Natsuki, you also have a friendly aura. You shine like an eclipsed moon, because you didn't roll as high as Ansgar did.
[23:05] * LoneWOLF is comfy with that, magical girl and all.
[23:05] * Blue Humanoid looks up from their book, a soft smile forming on their face. Kinda. Toku budget and all.
[23:06] *** The creature speaks, but you cannot understand their words. The lack of a TARDIS' psychic connection seems to make this a bit more difficult.
[23:07] * Abe Hisoka tilts her head, shifting how she perches, the glow in her eyes fading down to her lips, this isn't her first rodeo~...
[23:09] * Tetsuo Maki simply observes..tightening his fists
[23:11] *** OKAY This time you need to roll 1d20, Abe
[23:11] <spiritflame> Abe Hisoka rolls 1d20 [ 10 ]
[23:11] * Abe Hisoka is getting 50/50ish.
[23:12] *** It's like playing the Sims in another language; you catch bits and pieces that you understand, but it's jarbled up with nonsense.
[23:13] * Abe Hisoka shrugs at the guys
[23:14] *** You get the sense that there's no hostility, though.
[23:14] <LoneWOLF> This isn't getting us far...
[23:15] <Tetsuo Maki> ....
[23:15] <Abe Hisoka> Hey I can't just f[BLEEP]king get everyone I come by. I've been to worlds where I can't understand s[BLEEP]t.
[23:15] <Blue Humanoid> Oh? You speak human words?
[23:15] <Abe Hisoka> I could offer it sex. That's about as far as the rest of my skills go.
[23:16] <@MJayDee> we do
[23:16] <@MJayDee> :D ;
[23:16] <LoneWolf> Oh. Yes, we do.
[23:16] <Blue Humanoid> How wonderful@
[23:16] <Blue Humanoid> Oh, escuse me. I am still learning you language.
[23:17] <LoneWolf> It is completely fine.
[23:17] <Apollo_Helios> It's okay. We're just trying to get to another part of the forest.
[23:17] * LoneWolf bows respectfully.
[23:18] * Blue Humanoid returns the bow, showing what would be typical female mannerisms which seem to contradict the low voice.
[23:19] <Blue Humanoid> My name is hard to speak with just one tongue, so I will say... "Call me Midnight".
[23:19] <LoneWolf> I am Natsuki Kruger.
[23:20] <@MJayDee> i wonder if they have a channel
[23:20] * Tetsuo Maki just silently watches
[23:21] <Apollo_Helios> Erm, I'm Ansgar Blitz.
[23:23] <Blue Humanoid> May I ask, was it you I saw fighting the monster from the woods?
[23:23] * Blue Humanoid looks at the two, assuming there would be more of them.
[23:24] * LoneWolf glances at Ansgar.
[23:24] <LoneWolf> I suppose it was, yes.
[23:26] * Tetsuo Maki listens to the conversation
[23:27] <Blue Humanoid> I am glad to see you two survived?
[23:27] <Apollo_Helios> Our whole group did. They're all waiting outside.
[23:27] <LoneWolf> There are a few more. I believe they are just being polite and waiting patiently.
[23:29] <Blue Humanoid> They join! It will not be safe outside with the sun down.
[23:29] <LoneWolf> Come on everyone.
[23:30] * Davina makes her way in
[23:30] * Apollo_Helios waves everyone in.
[23:30] * Tetsuo Maki follows
[23:30] * Abe Hisoka drops back from the window, walks around, enters through the door.
[23:31] <Blue Humanoid> Welcome!No food, my sorries, but you may stay nights here.
[23:32] <Blue Humanoid> This place was temporary home for many, many people. It was a lot of trade for rooms here.
[23:32] <Abe Hisoka> I've slept in worse.
[23:32] * @MJayDee walks in
[23:32] * Davina raises an eyebrow.
[23:32] <Blue Humanoid> Many beds for you.
[23:32] <Davina> We're spending the night here?
[23:33] * Blue Humanoid seals the door off with the vines and plants you've seen everywhere. It seems that she can control them.
[23:33] <Abe Hisoka> ... kinky.
[23:35] <@MJayDee> giggity
[23:35] * Tetsuo Maki just silently watches
[23:35] <Apollo_Helios> Um, okay.
[23:36] <Blue Humanoid> You sleep now. In morning, we train. You must be stronger.
[23:36] <Davina> ....wut
[23:36] <Abe Hisoka> Oh. Good.
[23:36] <Apollo_Helios> W-wait, what? Train? For how long?
[23:36] <LoneWOLF> Oh dear.
[23:37] <Blue Humanoid> as long as it take for you to kill king.
[23:37] <@MJayDee> dear penthouse...
[23:37] <Tetsuo Maki>
[23:38] <Abe Hisoka> I f[BLEEP]king came here to f[BLEEP]king find Allison.
[23:40] * Abe Hisoka grabs a chocolate bar out of her bag.
[23:40] <Blue Humanoid> not that you do that. but king strongest of Femushinmu is king.
[23:40] <Blue Humanoid> ... allison?
[23:40] <Abe Hisoka> Allison Blitz.
[23:40] <Abe Hisoka> We're looking for her.
[23:40] <Abe Hisoka> And I came here to f[BLEEP]king find her and. And.
[23:40] <@MJayDee> she's a friend of ours
[23:40] <Abe Hisoka> I just f[BLEEP]king came here to find her okay?
[23:41] <Blue Humanoid> King talk to human boy.
[23:41] <Blue Humanoid> Human boy mention "Allison".
[23:41] <Apollo_Helios> Human boy? What was his name?
[23:42] <Blue Humanoid> Mitsuzane. He left for human world.
[23:42] <Apollo_Helios> Micchi?
[23:43] <Tetsuo Maki> ?
[23:44] <Abe Hisoka> Is this a lead? Can we find her?
[23:44] <Apollo_Helios> Friend of a friend. He's an Armored Rider, too.
[23:44] <Apollo_Helios> If we can find him, we can find Allison.
[23:45] <Blue Humanoid> Yes. Find Allison. Soon, though. Sleep now.
[23:45] * Blue Humanoid wanders off to her room, taking the book with her.
[23:46] <Apollo_Helios> If she knows where Micchi was, we can follow the trail to Zawame.
[23:47] <Davina> ...:/
[23:47] <Abe Hisoka> I don't have f[BLEEP]king time for this.
[23:47] <@MJayDee> it's a sound plan but....
[23:48] <Blue Humanoid> I didn't ask you to come, Abe. I do appreciate it, but I can't risk Allison's life by jumping the gun.
[23:48] <Apollo_Helios> ^^
[23:48] <Abe Hisoka> No. No it's fine. I just.
[23:49] <Abe Hisoka> Nevermind.
[23:49] <Apollo_Helios> Let's just get some rest, and eat in the morning. Or kinda eat.
[23:49] * Abe Hisoka finds a perch and waits.
[23:49] <Abe Hisoka> I don't sleep.
[23:49] <Apollo_Helios> I'll explain later.
[23:49] <Abe Hisoka> I'll keep an eye out.
[23:49] <Davina> Wait.
[23:49] <Apollo_Helios> Try to rest at least?
[23:49] <Davina> I'm gonna ask a really dumb question
[23:49] <Davina> Abe if you can run through rifts can't we come back here?
[23:50] <Abe Hisoka> I can't bring people.
[23:50] <Abe Hisoka> Not without a lot of planning
[23:51] * Abe Hisoka snuggles in and wraps in Dis.
[23:52] <Davina> :/
[23:52] <LoneWOLF> Well, I suppose we should find some place comfy.
[23:52] <Davina> So how long are we here for?
[23:52] <@MJayDee> yeah
[23:52] <@MJayDee> till morning, vina
[23:52] <Apollo_Helios> Not too long, I hope...
[23:53] *** End Act I
[23:55] *** Everyone gets 500 EXP
[23:55] *** Abe gets a bonus 20
[23:55] *** Ansgar and Natsuki get a bonus 10
[23:55] * Abe Hisoka gives a thumbs up and puts her mp3 player in for delicious jpop tunes.
[23:56] * Tetsuo Maki lays down and just sullenly stares at the ceiling
[23:56] *** Daving gets a bonus 10 as well as consolation for getting hit in the face with a Pokéball
[23:57] * @MJayDee nestles up against a wall
[23:57] *** Goodnight, everyone, and thanks for being here! Act II coming soon!
[23:57] * LoneWOLF snuggles against Mike.
[23:57] <Tetsuo Maki> ......
[23:58] *** Apollo_Helios has gained 510 EXP!!
[23:58] *** Apollo_Helios has LEVELED!
[23:58] *** Apollo_Helios is now Level 2

[23:58] *** Apollo_Helios is Level 2 with 1510 EXP
[23:59] *** Tetsuo Maki has gained 500 EXP!!
[23:59] <@> Rider Hermony does not exist in the database
[23:59] * Tetsuo Maki shifts a foot slightly
[23:59] *** Rider Harmony has gained 1510 EXP!!
[23:59] *** Rider Harmony has LEVELED!
[23:59] *** Rider Harmony is now Level 2

[23:59] *** MJayDee has gained 500 EXP!!
[00:00] *** IRL This would last 2-3 days, so y'all can have your characters back in the main box by Tuesday if you want.
[00:00] *** just ignore any talk about this until we get to the third act.
[00:04] * Tetsuo Maki picks up a stray stone off the ground, looks at it...and crushes it in his hand
[00:06] * Tetsuo Maki turns onto his side and silently listens to everything around him
[00:06] *** Tetsuo Maki has left #suburbansenshi3

[01:09] *** A less-than-grade-A corporate area is where the limousine stops.
[01:10] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Waldemar Broadcasting Corporate HQ
[01:10] <Franziska von Karma> (Well this looks less impressive than the last one)
[01:11] * Masked Figure leans on a wall nearby.
[01:11] * Security Guard walks up to the Limousine. "Can I help you?"
[01:12] * New New Station van drives by through the night, not stopping.
[01:12] <Franziska von Karma> We have been invited by the CEO.
[01:12] <Franziska von Karma> Hurry up and escort us to him.
[01:12] <Franziska von Karma> My time is valuable.
[01:13] <@The Intern> That's not very polite....
[01:13] * New New Station shrugs. "Whatever."
[01:13] <Franziska von Karma> I am only matching their obsessive insistence.
[01:13] <New New Station> (( wait ))
[01:13] * New New Station helicopter flies overhead, followed by another one.
[01:13] <Security Guard> Whatever
[01:14] * Security Guard takes both women into the office, with a decidedly glum manner.
[01:14] <Franziska von Karma> Well, aren't you a dutiful employee.
[01:14] <Security Guard> *sigh*
[01:14] <@The Intern> They all seem rather... depressed.
[01:14] <Security Guard> I was, but it will not matter. We have had so many resignations that our station is no longer solvent.
[01:14] <Franziska von Karma> It would seem they've hit upon hard...
[01:14] <Franziska von Karma> ..times.
[01:15] <Franziska von Karma> What happened?
[01:16] *** Two more Cloudbreak News vans go by.
[01:16] * Security Guard shrugs. "I'm not sure, but it is not just us."
[01:16] * Masked Figure casts a look away effect on themself, and walks inside the building.
[01:17] * Security Guard opens the door. "We are having to resort to consolidations simply to have enough people to keep our cameras rolling. Two of my compatriots didn't show up this week. Usually, we don't hear fromthem after that.
[01:17] <Security Guard> Say... are you? ARE YOU Franziska Von Karma?
[01:21] <Security Guard> Because if you needed a personal staff member on your grounds, I would be happy fto forward my resume!
[01:21] * Security Guard dares to look hopeful.
[01:23] <Franziska von Karma> ..sorry.
[01:23] * Security Guard sighs, and returns to his post.
[01:23] <Franziska von Karma> ...sorry.
[01:23] <Receptionist> Hello there, can I help you, Ladies?
[01:24] <@The Intern> We're due for a meting with the CEO?
[01:24] <Receptionist> He's agreed to speak with someone! Oh, that's wonderful! The security room thought his guest had already come, though.
[01:25] <Receptionist> Well, I'm pleased to see you. I was afraid all of these difficulties were making him reclusive. It's just been impossible to keep morale and loyalty up. He cares so deeply about the company, you see.
[01:25] <Franziska von Karma> We've only just arrived, unless he has another guest.
[01:25] * Receptionist smiles charmingly, "Oh, I wouldn't fear. I know Franziska von Karma when I see her."
[01:26] <@The Intern> It seems you're well known around here.
[01:26] * Masked Figure lurks at the back of the lobby, observing things.
[01:26] <Receptionist> Really, I'm happy you are here. This competition has really been squeezing everyone fairly hard. I hope you are going to consider accepting the invitation to host that show! He speaks about it so much! I think that could really turn everything else around!
[01:26] <Franziska von Karma> I have some reknown in Germany.
[01:27] * @The Intern 's gaze shifts and she looks behind her suspiciously
[01:27] <@The Intern> I think we're being shadowed.
[01:27] <Franziska von Karma> Then let us not waste time.
[01:27] * Custodians walk around the corner behind them, whistling softly.
[01:28] * Franziska von Karma sends off a few text messages to various individuals.
[01:28] * Masked Figure makes no effort to hide from Intern. The Masked person even smiles at her if she looks at them.
[01:29] <Custodians> Oh, hello, dearies.
[01:29] * @The Intern keeps her expression neutral and turns back to Franziska and the Receptionist.
[01:29] <@The Intern> Hello!
[01:29] * Custodians commences mopping, and cleaning up fallen leaves. The potted plants in the building are dying.
[01:30] <Receptionist> Shall I buzz you into the Elevator, then?
[01:30] <Receptionist> You can't get to the top floor unless I press the right button, you see.
[01:30] * @The Intern and Franziska both take in all the details.
[01:30] <Franziska von Karma> Yes, do so,
[01:30] <Franziska von Karma> our time is limited.
[01:30] * Security Cameras sweep the hallways.
[01:31] <Masked Figure> How strange... All the plants are dying at once.
[01:31] <Receptionist> Very well. I hope it goes well. Do you mind if Marina, in our Night Crew, rides with you? She's due to clean the executive washrooms!
[01:31] * Receptionist presses a button, and the elevator opens up.
[01:32] <@The Intern> That's fine.
[01:32] * @The Intern and Franziska go in simultaneously.
[01:33] * Masked Figure frowns.
[01:34] <@The Intern> I wonder if there are any biogenic fields in operation...
[01:34] *** The doors open, and the night crew member gets on the elevator too. She seems an perfectly normal, elderly woman.
[01:34] <Franziska von Karma> I leave that kind of analysis to you.
[01:34] *** The Elevator Doors close.
[01:34] <Marina the Custodian> DID YOU SAY SOMETHING, DEAR?
[01:35] <Franziska von Karma> NO.
[01:35] * Masked Figure sighs "Gonna have to cheat again"
[01:35] * @The Intern shoves her hands in her pockets, and leans on the elevator wall.
[01:36] * Masked Figure walks behind a tall, half dead plant, and doesn't emerge.
[01:36] *** There is a security camera right in the Elevator. It's impossible to hide from it, in here.
[01:36] * @The Intern has one hand tapping on a small control interface sewn into her pants pocket, which relays commands to a small sensor net embeeded in the buttons on her casual-looking jacket.
[01:36] <Marina the Custodian> You two be nice to our boss, okay? If he has a short temper, there's a really good reason, alright?
[01:37] * Marina the Custodian smoothes a wrinkle out of her working gloves.
[01:37] * @The Intern looks at a readout on the contact lens over her eye. She is scanning for anomlaous energy-fields.
[01:37] <Franziska von Karma> I'll mind my manners.
[01:38] *** There is indeed at least one, since whoever that mysterious stranger was walking through plants!
[01:38] <Marina the Custodian> WHAT DID YOU SAY?
[01:38] * @The Intern registers one in the lobby.
[01:38] <Franziska von Karma> I SAID WHY IS THIS ELEVATOR TAKING SO LONG!
[01:40] *** There is also the remnants of one other one, that is less than two hours old.
[01:40] <Marina the Custodian> Well, dear, this is the last elevator in working condition! Our elevator repairman dropped off his letter of resignation on Thursday. 23rd one this month, it was.
[01:40] * Marina the Custodian shakes her head.
[01:40] * Franziska von Karma dedicates one of the sensor cores to analyzing the earlier signature.
[01:41] <Marina the Custodian> I hope you will come aboard. Everyone is talking about you. We are hoping you will help save us.
[01:41] <@The Intern> ^
[01:41] *** The doors open.
[01:41] <Franziska von Karma> (A heavy burden to place on someone's shoulders.)
[01:41] <Franziska von Karma> I'll see what I can do.
[01:41] <Franziska von Karma> ... I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO!
[01:42] * Franziska von Karma exits the elevator with Intern and looks for the CEO's office.
[01:42] *** The woman walks over to the left after the doors open, toward the as sign that says "Restroom <--" There are several different conference rooms on this floor, and a really posh door at the end of t hallway, that is ajar for some reason.
[01:43] * Marina walks down the hallway. It is silent except for her footsteps, and a flickering lightbulb.
[01:43] * Masked Figure silently emerges from an empty coferance room. Given it's the middle of the night, they're likely all empty.
[01:43] * Security Cameras looks at Franziska Von Karma.
[01:43] *** Franziska Von Karma is

More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'Great Revival - Franziska von Karma' byAkemi Kimura . She is Level 1.

[01:43] * Security Cameras looks at The Intern.
[01:43] *** The Intern is

More information about her is Here.
Her image Song is: 'All-Star (Kasum Dubstep Remix)' by Smash Mouth. She is Level 5.
The Intern is an IRC Operator - Channel Administrator

[01:44] * Franziska von Karma chews on a granola bar
[01:44] * Security Cameras pivot ever 20 seconds. There is one down next do the the ajar door that says, "CEO." All the other doors are closed, and no light comes through them.
[01:44] <@The Intern> ^
[01:45] * @The Intern adjusts the top button on her blouse and sticks her hands in her pockets again, walking alongside Franziska.
[01:46] *** The "CEO" Door stands ajar, barely open, at the end of the hallway.
[01:46] * Franziska von Karma heads for the room and then stops at the door.
[01:46] <Franziska von Karma> It's ajar.
[01:46] * @The Intern calls out "HELLO?!"
[01:46] <@The Intern> Don't go in.
[01:47] * @The Intern stretches a hand and keeps Franziska back.
[01:47] <@The Intern> This is suspicious.
[01:47] <Franziska von Karma> You don't need to tell me that.
[01:47] <Franziska von Karma> A guest who arrived before us, a door ajar.
[01:47] <Franziska von Karma> All these cameras.
[01:48] <Masked Figure> Of course it is. The whole place screams "This is wrong. No sane person would cling this tightly to a sinking ship.":
[01:48] * Masked Figure is leaning on a wall.
[01:48] * @The Intern hears the person behind her.
[01:48] <@The Intern> To me it screams "setup."
[01:49] <@The Intern> Keep your distance from that door.
[01:49] <@The Intern> Touch nothing.
[01:49] <Franziska von Karma> (She's suspecting more than just a setup...)
[01:49] <Masked Figure> You're the only ones in the building likely powerful enough to notice my presance.
[01:49] <Masked Figure> Want me to poke my head in?
[01:50] <Masked Figure> ...Or you could scream.
[01:50] *** The Intern is answered only by her echo, and then silence.
[01:50] <Franziska von Karma> I think The Intern suspects a murder.
[01:50] <@The Intern> You followed my thoughts...
[01:51] <Franziska von Karma> I've been a prosecutor for a long time. I've walked into enough setups to know something is amiss.
[01:51] <Franziska von Karma> Intern. Can you scan for body heat?
[01:51] * Security Cameras sweep the Hallway.
[01:51] * @The Intern taps her controller and scans for Infrared.
[01:51] <Masked Figure> Want me to take out that camera?
[01:52] * @The Intern scans the room beyond.
[01:52] <Franziska von Karma> No.
[01:52] <Franziska von Karma> That would be suspicious.
[01:52] * @The Intern 's scanners are part of her wardrobe, to the camera it just looks like she's leaning on a wall with her hands in her pockets looking at the door.
[01:52] *** The floor has no active heat signature in the CEO room, 1 signature with a lower-than average temp on one end of the hall behind a door, and 4 heat signatures behind another door off on the right.
[01:53] *** Three Signatures are shown in the hallway.
[01:53] * Security Cameras sweep the hallway.
[01:53] * @The Intern relays that information. "I suspect a party waitng ot rush in the minute we open that door."
[01:54] <Franziska von Karma> Well.
[01:54] <Franziska von Karma> Then it's a good thing.
[01:55] <Franziska von Karma> [01:28] * Franziska von Karma sends off a few text messages to various individuals.
[01:55] <Franziska von Karma> By now Ema Skye and the Tokyo police should be outside.
[01:55] <Masked Figure> What, did you call for backup?
[01:55] <Franziska von Karma> Should there be nothing wrong, they'll just go home.
[01:55] <Franziska von Karma> I had a feeling.
[01:56] <Franziska von Karma> Let's go.
[01:56] * Franziska von Karma turns away from the door.
[01:56] * Franziska von Karma wants to see what happens if she doesn't go in.
[01:56] * Franziska von Karma heads back to the elevator and looks directly at a camera.
[01:56] * @The Intern follows
[01:57] * Franziska von Karma calls Detective Skye
[01:57] <Franziska von Karma> Have them come up and check the CEO room. We haven't entered it.
[01:57] <Det. Ema Skye> We're on our way!
[01:57] * Det. Ema Skye and the Tokyo PD make their way into the Lobby
[01:57] *** There is the sound of shouting and disagreements downstairs.
[01:58] * Det. Ema Skye is not taking no for an answer
[01:58] <Receptionist> What's the meaning of this?
[01:58] <Receptionist> What's the MEANING OF THIS? We have reported all those missing person cases flawlessly! Where's your warrant?
[01:58] <Masked Figure> You do realize that would set off any alarms right
[01:58] <Receptionist> WE are just a television station hit by hard times... please don't do this! Our legitimacy is all we HAVE LEFT!!!!!
[01:59] <Masked Figure> We may as well have barged in there
[01:59] <Det. Ema Skye> Then you'll let us investigate quietly.
[01:59] <Receptionist> Where's your warrant?
[01:59] <Det. Ema Skye> A scene would just cause more problems, wouldn't it?
[01:59] <Det. Ema Skye> We have probable cause based on the observation of an INTERPOL prosecutor.
[01:59] <Receptionist> Yes, I'm sure that our competitors have utterly passed up the large number of police cars ourside.
[02:00] * Receptionist sighs, and presses the "Security" button.
[02:00] <Masked Figure> I really feel sorry for putting the staff through this. They're so sure they can turn things around it's almost tragic
[02:00] <Det. Ema Skye> If you have objections, you can take them up with a judge AFTER we've investigated the premises.
[02:00] *** Two men come out of the door that had the heat signatures before, who are dressed as night watchmen.
[02:00] * Det. Ema Skye calls in another squad of officers.
[02:00] * Masked Figure buffs up that look away effect
[02:00] <Det. Ema Skye> Don't let anyone leave until I've cleared the scene.
[02:01] * Receptionist looks furious. "You are bullies."
[02:01] <Franziska von Karma> We're going to have to take the Elevator down so she can come up.
[02:01] * Two Security Guards shine their flashlights in Intern's and Franziska's faces. "What are you doing here? Why are you skulking around?"
[02:01] * Det. Ema Skye has already sent some men ahead on the stairs.
[02:01] <Masked Figure> I'll go.
[02:01] <@The Intern> Flashlights, in the day?
[02:02] <Masked Figure> ...It's the middle of the night.
[02:02] *** It's very cloudy outside for some reason, anyway.
[02:02] <Franziska von Karma> (( nvm i'm tired XD ))
[02:02] <Two Security Guards> (( T__T ))
[02:02] <Franziska von Karma> (( forge t i said that ))
[02:03] <Franziska von Karma> We were called in to meet your CEO, although it appears a greeting of another kind was waiting for us.
[02:04] * Masked Figure walks over to the elevator. The figure unhooks a sword from their belt and smacks the Lobby button with the base of the sheath from outside the elevator, puling back before it closes
[02:05] <Franziska von Karma> ...And now how do WE get down.
[02:05] *** The Elevator goes down.
[02:05] <@The Intern> I assume via the same means this person got up here.
[02:05] <Masked Figure> You take it down when the cops come up
[02:06] <Franziska von Karma> Well, that's selfish.
[02:06] <Two Security Guards> Why are you giving us trouble? I don't understand? Also, the CEO already admitted his guest. We saw her, because she looked right into the cameras.
[02:06] * Receptionist looks down, angrily.
[02:06] * @The Intern gives Franziska a look.
[02:06] <Masked Figure> Ask them to see the securiuty footage.
[02:06] <Franziska von Karma> Let's see that footage.
[02:06] <Receptionist> Probably cause... suspicion of WHAT? Never gives it. Never does it. I don't understand. We were just making it. WHY have you brought this circus act?
[02:07] *** That recptionist is in the lobby, talking to Ema.
[02:07] <Det. Ema Skye> The police ar enot a circus act.
[02:07] * Receptionist has moved to: [ 1st Floor ]
[02:07] <Det. Ema Skye> Prosecutor von Karma suspects a crime may have been commited.
[02:07] <Det. Ema Skye> If she's wrong, she's wrong and we'll issue a formal apology.
[02:08] <Det. Ema Skye> If she's right...
[02:08] <Masked Figure> Also. Elevators tend to have call buttons. There is normally very little secuity on the exit side of a private elevator
[02:08] * Receptionist [1st Floor] almost spits the words, "That formal apology won't save us. "
[02:08] * Det. Ema Skye sends a squad into the elevator
[02:08] <Det. Ema Skye> Frankly, your financial problems are just that. Yours.
[02:08] *** The elevator has buttons for all floors EXCEPT the top, as was mentioned before.
[02:08] <Det. Ema Skye> The safety of the people of Tokyo are mine.
[02:09] * Det. Ema Skye gets word from the officers about this. "Now get that elevator to the top floor. "
[02:09] <Masked Figure> Franzy. Text Ema and ask her if her people are in the elevator yet
[02:09] * Receptionist [1st Floor] stares daggers. "The button to call the elevator is under my desk. I am not pushing it. You do it."
[02:09] * Det. Ema Skye shakes her head, just another day at the office
[02:09] * Two Security Guards has moved to: [ Executive Floor ]
[02:09] <Masked Figure> It doesn't come to the top floor from the inside. I can call it from here however.
[02:10] * Det. Ema Skye goes around the desk. "Move aside."
[02:10] * Two Security Guards [Executive Floor] are talking on their walkie-talkies, and are in disbelief about what is supposedly happening downstairs.
[02:10] * Masked Figure has moved to: [ Executive Floor ]
[02:10] * Det. Ema Skye pushes the button
[02:10] *** The receptionist does, the veins on her neck bulging.
[02:10] *** The elevator doors close.
[02:11] *** Long enough for a jump cut to some boring elevator music playing to some tense officers, the Elevator doors open on the Executive Floor
[02:11] * Elevator has moved to: [ Executive Floor ]
[02:11] <Det. Ema Skye> /fladh Detective Izawa, when you get there, accompany Prosecutor von Karma into the room. If there's nothing wrong, give the all-clear, but check the area with Luminol first
[02:12] * Det. Izawa arrives, and with von Karma and Intern, they now enter the room, policemen behind
[02:12] * Masked Figure [Executive Floor] follows behind them
[02:12] * The Security Guards look either morosely sad or murderously angry at this development, but they are smarter than to fight with the police.
[02:12] * several policemen keep the security guards a respectful distance away
[02:13] * @The Intern looks in the room
[02:13] *** The Executive room is empty. There are fancy chairs, and full booktables, and business awards, but no human beings. There is only a single, elegantly-written letter on the desk, behind the CEO badge of office.
[02:13] <Franziska von Karma> Detective, the letter.
[02:13] *** The room is empty of people, and a half-empty glass of water is on the table.
[02:13] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] No body. Good sign.
[02:14] * Izawa checks it, and also sprays the area with luminol to detect body fluids / blood traces and dons googles to see if there are any
[02:14] * Helicopter Floodlight drowns the area in brightness! Two news vans pull up, and start taking pictures.
[02:14] <Det. Ema Skye> WHAT THE HELL
[02:15] * Det. Ema Skye angrily makes some phone calls and has police choppers dispatched
[02:15] *** The letter is a letter of resignation... addressed to nobody, signed by the CEO himself. It's several paragraphs long.
[02:16] * Det. Izawa can't check with those damn lights filling the room
[02:16] * Two Security Guards [Executive Floor] see this letter, and begin weeping.
[02:16] <Two Security Guards> No. NO NO NO. No.
[02:16] * Izawa texts Skye
[02:16] * begins broadcasting about a raid on another news station!
[02:16] * Det. Ema Skye barks into the phone GET THOSE [BLEEP]ing NEWS CHOPPERS OUT OF HERE.
[02:17] *** Television sets in Tokyo are alerted that there is police action in progress at the Tokyo branch of Waldemar Broadcasting.
[02:17] * Masked Figure [Executive Floor] gestures at the news choppers, using a directed look-away spell. This place is suddenly very boring
[02:18] *** The news crews do not argue with the police, and merely pointed out that it looked like there was exciting news in progress. They take their equipment down, and cooperate with the authorities.
[02:18] * Several TPD riflemen take aim, they will fire at the lights if they aren't shut off
[02:18] * Izawa curses a bit and resumes checking with the Luminol and goggles once he can see properly
[02:18] *** A camera takes a picture of those rifles being aimed.
[02:18] *** has quit IRC
[02:18] *** New News Station [0] has quit IRC
[02:18] <Franziska von Karma> That letter should also be checked for authenticity.
[02:19] * @The Intern scans the glass of water
[02:19] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] Franzy. You've turned this into a media circus and put the nail in the coffin for this place.
[02:19] <Franziska von Karma> Tch.
[02:20] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] If you had any plans to help them, you better come up with something good.
[02:20] *** The letter is authentic, and the CEO is gone. It describes that he was persuaded to abandon the technique of news gathering that was not truly establishing the truth, and join his many former-employees working at a station that could change the world, and be as fearless as journalists should be. Cloudbreak News.
[02:20] <Franziska von Karma> First I want to be sure nothing is amiss.
[02:20] <Franziska von Karma> ...cloudbreak.
[02:20] <Franziska von Karma> Those people.
[02:20] * Two Security Guards [Executive Floor] sit down in the chairs, despondently. "He's gone. He's gone too. Same as the others. It's over."
[02:20] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] They're the ones behind this obvously.
[02:21] <Two Security Guards> I don't understand who could have convinced him. He was resolute just a few hours ago, after Miss Von Karma was coming.
[02:21] <@The Intern> Those are the ones dedicated to exposing information that a Level 5 civilzation is not really ready for, is that right?
[02:21] <Two Security Guards> I know.... why would he give up?
[02:21] * Franziska von Karma turns to the guards
[02:21] *** the Fingerprints in the room are all authentic.
[02:21] <Franziska von Karma> The answer is obvious.
[02:21] <Franziska von Karma> That previous guest who arrived before me.
[02:22] <Franziska von Karma> They did something to your CEO.
[02:22] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] Who was that guest. We have yet to see security footage
[02:22] * Security Cameras sweep the hallway
[02:22] <Franziska von Karma> If you want to get out of this situation, we have to start there.
[02:22] <Security Guard> I have no idea who she was, but I had heard that he had just arranged a meeting with a woman, so we didn't think anything of it. She did act strangely, though.
[02:22] <@The Intern> May we please see the footage?
[02:23] <Security Guard> AS if we would be dumb enough to say "no."
[02:23] <@The Intern> ....
[02:23] *** The security guards lead everybody to their station on the executive floor, and stifle their co-worker's shouts of surprise.
[02:23] <@The Intern> 1 signature with a lower-than average temp on one end of the hall behind a door...
[02:23] * @The Intern remembers her scan
[02:23] <@The Intern> Wair.
[02:23] <Security Guard> Daigo, Phil, just shut up.
[02:23] <@The Intern> Wait, someone needs to check [DOOR]
[02:24] * @The Intern sends some detectives.
[02:24] *** Marina now comes out of that door, with her hands up, frightened horribly. "I dodn't do anything!"
[02:24] * the police lower their weapons
[02:24] * they lead Marina to Franzy and the others
[02:25] * Marina the Custodian comes out from the door in question. "Officers... I don't know what this is about! I have not broken any laws, or taken any drugs except my medicine for my circulation problems!"
[02:25] * Masked Figure [Executive Floor] chuckles "It's always the hired help. Mrs. White did in the office with the posion"
[02:25] <Security Guard> Er.... Officers? I have found the feed where the other person looked into the camera.
[02:25] <Franziska von Karma> (An awfully formal way of speaking for a custodian)
[02:25] * Franziska von Karma looks at the footage
[02:26] <Security Officer> Alright, here's where she stood right in front of the camera, before going into the CEO office.
[02:26] * Security Feed looks at The Nocturne.
[02:26] *** The Nocturne is

Her image Song is: Miley Cyrus - We Can't Stop. She is Level 1.

[02:26] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] Lovely.
[02:26] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] Nocturne.
[02:26] <@The Intern> ....Them.
[02:28] <Security Guard> Er... who?
[02:28] * Security Guards just mill around now, looking out at the police cars, and mentioning the word "resume" a lot.
[02:28] <Franziska von Karma> scheiße. They're like a bad rash.
[02:28] <Franziska von Karma> ^Schiebe
[02:28] * Franziska von Karma sighs
[02:29] <Franziska von Karma> All right.
[02:29] <Franziska von Karma> Someone get me on an intercom.
[02:29] <Franziska von Karma> NOW.
[02:29] * Franziska von Karma texts someone rapidly, hoping she'll go along
[02:30] * Franziska von Karma gets a drunken affirmative text, she'll have to old her to that later
[02:30] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] Whatever you're planning Von Karma, it better be big...
[02:30] * Security Guards fearfully offer a micropohne.
[02:30] * Security Guards don't look directly *at* Franziska while she is angry.
[02:30] * Det. Ema Skye texts Franziska I am going to have to eat crow here and get b[BLEEP]ched out, you OWE ME for this f[BLEEP]kup.    
[02:31] <Franziska von Karma> I have just spoken with Aino Minako, CEO of Gina TV
[02:31] <Franziska von Karma> GINGA
[02:31] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] ...Nice
[02:31] <Franziska von Karma> Until the matter of your CEO has been sorted out, Ginga TV will lend support and payroll to keep you afloat.
[02:31] *** There is muffled cheering throughout the building.
[02:32] <Franziska von Karma> in exchange, you will lend manpower and support to their news crews and offices as needed.
[02:32] * Security Guards nodsenthusiastically!
[02:32] <Franziska von Karma> I... apologize for this foolish farrago, but something _is_ afoot, and it will be investigated!
[02:32] <Marina, the Custodian> Oh, thank heavens. Bless you all.
[02:33] * Det. Ema Skye texts Franziska     Yeah now get ME off the hook.
[02:33] * Franziska von Karma texts Ema     There is no hook. I suspected a crime and called you in. The fault lies with me.
[02:33] <@The Intern> I'm... sorry... it's my fault.
[02:33] <Franziska von Karma> Sorry, nothing.
[02:33] <Franziska von Karma> So it wasn't a murder or a frame.
[02:34] *** The security guards offer to take them downstairs, since they are their employers now.
[02:34] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] I wonder, is this a better ending...
[02:34] <Franziska von Karma> But given the odd circumstances it wasn't unreasonable to suspect foul play, and indeed, something is going on.
[02:34] <@The Intern> Fransizka... I'm sorry.
[02:34] <@The Intern> But this is where our partnership has to end.
[02:35] <Franziska von Karma> STOP BLAMING YOURSELF!
[02:35] <@The Intern> I'm not.
[02:35] <@The Intern> Once Nocturne became involved...
[02:35] <@The Intern> The Co-Ordinator gave me strict standing orders...
[02:35] *** The security guards go back to their posts, and another one offers to see them to their cars.
[02:35] *** The Elevator Doors open
[02:36] <@The Intern> Anything to do with Nightfall and her sub-ordinates is off-limits to the entire CIA.
[02:36] <@The Intern> I can't... help you anymore.
[02:36] <Franziska von Karma> I understand.
[02:36] <Masked Figure> Good thing I'm not with the CIA then
[02:36] * @The Intern looks despondent.
[02:36] <@The Intern> I'll make my own way out.
[02:37] * @The Intern heads for a blind spot away from the cameras and activates her Time ring.
[02:37] *** @The Intern [neminixblipsonara@cia674.panopticon.gallfrey.kasterborous.sen] has left #suburbansenshi3 (I'll work as hard as I can to help everyone!)
[02:37] * Franziska von Karma heads to the Elevator as the police make their way out.
[02:37] *** An incredibly angry face watches Intern leave.
[02:37] * Receptionist [1st Floor] is standing at the elevator entrance.
[02:37] * Masked Figure [Executive Floor] follows von Karma.
[02:38] * Receptionist [1st Floor] looks at Ema, and Franziska, with cold fury in her eyes.
[02:38] <Receptionist> - You..... -
[02:38] <Det. Ema Skye> I apologize. We're going to issue a formal statement to the press immediately.
[02:38] <Receptionist> - YOU! -
[02:38] <Franziska von Karma> Yes.
[02:38] <Receptionist> [1st Floor] Well I have something for YOU!
[02:39] <Det. Ema Skye> ...
[02:39] * Receptionist [1st Floor] walks over to Ema Skye, and thrusts a piece of paper into her hands with enough force to knock down a small dog.
[02:39] <Det. Ema Skye> H-HEY!
[02:39] * Det. Ema Skye looks at the paper
[02:39] * Masked Figure [Executive Floor] lets go of the blade they carry.
[02:39] *** My letter of resignation. Just like the others. I will NEVER work for you, or anybody who would LOWER themselves to being in cahoots with you.
[02:39] <Receptionist> [1st Floor] I meant it. Every word. I quit.
[02:39] <Det. Ema Skye> ...I work for the police.
[02:40] <Det. Ema Skye> What does this have to do with me.
[02:40] <Receptionist> [1st Floor] Yeah, but you know who to deliever it to. There is no question.
[02:40] <Det. Ema Skye> Oh man.
[02:40] * Det. Ema Skye gives it to Franziska. "Give this to Aino."
[02:40] <Franziska von Karma> Yes.
[02:41] * Receptionist [1st Floor] takes a few steps back and then turns around. "I sure hope your main problem with whoever you are after is not that they use force and intimidation to get what they want, because if that's what your enemies do, I might drown in my own spit from laughing my ass off."
[02:41] * Masked Figure [Executive Floor] walks infront of the respetionist dispelling the look away effect
[02:41] * Receptionist [1st Floor] walks away. "Maybe I'll even join Cloudbreak. Maybe the others DO know what they are doing, exposing all of this corruption after all."
[02:41] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] They assumed your boss was dead and did what the law said they must. Call the cops. They then bailed out your companty by calling personal favors
[02:41] * Det. Ema Skye is away: motherf[BLEEP]king impromptu press conference explaining they had suspected foul play at the news agency but it turns out to have been a simple misunderstanding.
[02:41] *** Receptionist has quit IRC
[02:42] <Franziska von Karma> Don't bother.
[02:42] <Security Guard> Let her go. She only got her position because the CEO was her uncle.
[02:42] <Security Guard> She kept talking about staying by his side to the end.
[02:42] * Security Guard sighs.
[02:42] <Security Guard> I suppose you should go now.
[02:42] <Franziska von Karma> I can understand the feeling.
[02:42] <Franziska von Karma> Yes, I'm sure Miss Aino Minako will be in touch tomorrow.
[02:42] <Security Guard> I wish this hadn't happened.
[02:43] <Security Guard> May I see you to your cars, then?
[02:43] <Franziska von Karma> Again, my apologies for this embarassment.
[02:43] <Security Guard> >.>
[02:43] <Franziska von Karma> Yes.
[02:43] <Masked Figure> [Executive Floor] I walked.
[02:43] * Masked Figure has moved back to the lobby
[02:43] <Security Guard> Of course, Madam.
[02:43] *** The security detail makes sure everybody leaves safely. Nobody is hurt.
[02:44] * Franziska von Karma is away: Limo, then off IRC for the night
[02:44] *** Everybody gets home fine.
[02:46] * Receptionist is now known as Anke Hiroko Waldemar
[02:47] <Anke Hiroko Waldemar> Worthless, bellicose, authoritarian scum. Something must be done. Somebody MUST hold people accountable for this kind of thing....
[02:47] *** Anke Hiroko Waldemar has quit IRC (And I know JUST HOW TO DO IT.)

[23:40] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: ??
[23:40] *** Tetsuo Maki has joined #suburbansenshi3
[23:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa tetsuo maki
[23:42] * Tetsuo Maki lays on a cold metal table, his arms and legs bound by metal clamps
[23:42] * Tetsuo Maki struggles in the darkness, half naked and sweating
[23:42] <Tetsuo Maki> wh..what's going on...please....I...I don't understand
[23:43] * Tetsuo Maki winces as a light shines on him...and he can see a group of doctors in white wearing gas masks..above him in window box...stand five figures in of them nods to the doctors
[23:45] *** one of the doctors bow..and signal to another doctor to bring around a tray of lethal looking instruments...
[23:45] * Tetsuo Maki 's eyes widen and he struggles more..trying to free himself from his bonds..but he's far too weak
[23:46] <Tetsuo Maki> pl..please just let me go! have to..let me go!....I'm..I'm suppose to graduate today..please......just...please!
[23:47] *** one of the doctors nods to another...who walks over...and pushes tetsuo's head back onto the table..holding it down....
[23:50] <Doctor> we will start by removing the emperdimal layer of the chest caviety......
[23:51] * Doctor turns and picks up a sharp looking scapel..and heads for tetsuo...aiming it for the center of his chest...
[23:51] * Tetsuo Maki twiches but can no longer struggle...tears are running down his cheeks as he trembles...
[23:51] <Tetsuo Maki> ......I was suppose to graduate..............
[23:51] * Tetsuo Maki BOLTS upright, sweating and looking around
[23:52] * Tetsuo Maki glances at Mike, Abe and the others....still breathing hard....
[23:53] <Tetsuo Maki> ...a nightmare.....just..another nightmare
[23:53] * Tetsuo Maki feels the area around his waist, frowning to himself...before he lays down on the ground, staring into the ceiling
[23:53] <Tetsuo Maki> .....just a nightmare....
[23:53] * Tetsuo Maki closes his eyes and goes back to sleep
[23:53] *** Tetsuo Maki has left #suburbansenshi3

[20:21] * Kanri-chan looks at nelius raoul.
[20:21] *** nelius raoul is a tan, seven-foot tall male demon with trimmed red-brown hair and one orange eye-- his right eye. He wears a red T-shirt, showing off his Desco-arm graft on his left arm, black sweats, and comfortable sneakers. A black crystal hangs from his neck. More information about him is Here.
His image Song is: Heavy Day by Daisuke Ishiwatari and Naoki Hashimoto.. He is Level 1.

[10:56] * Saguya Kinichi looks in the mirror.
[10:56] *** Saguya Kinichi is your average everyday Saguya Kinichi

[13:08] *** Testing 1,2...
[13:08] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Null

[13:19] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Land of Carnage
[13:25] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:25] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa matsumi kaze
[13:25] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:25] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa nelius raoul
[13:25] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has left #suburbansenshi3
[13:25] *** Haru E has joined #suburbansenshi3
[13:25] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa haru e
[13:26] <Haru E> (( Ignore that, it reset my name for some reason ))
[13:26] *** Haru and Matsumi step out of the gate and into the heart of the Land of Carnage. There are multiple Prinny-shaped tents here and there, alongside wooden guardposts and what appear to be parts for space-vessels.
[13:27] <Matsumi Kaze> huh......
[13:27] <Haru E> The inhabitants might not look it, but many of them have been around for millenia.
[13:28] <Matsumi Kaze> so is this like in the netherworld?
[13:29] <Haru E> Pretty much one of the oldest ones in existence-- only place older than this is Tyrant Baal's Netherworld.
[13:31] <Matsumi Kaze> ...whoooa...whoever that is
[13:32] <Haru E> You've heard stories of the Old Ones, Matsumi? Baal is basically that.
[13:33] <Haru E> According to old stories, Baal is pretty much opposite of The One, and the two of them have had it out before, neither one getting the upper hand, though some say Baal was slightly ahead of The One.
[13:34] <Matsumi Kaze> oooooooh ok
[13:34] <Matsumi Kaze> (( aka the book guy, right? ))
[13:35] <Haru E> (( Book guy? ))
[13:37] <Matsumi Kaze> (( wasn't in the disgaea games one of the things you could fight like a talking book? ))
[13:38] <Haru E> (( That's Overlord Zetta, and by this time, he's already got his body back. The One is someone much different, basically said to be God itself. ))
[13:40] <Matsumi Kaze> (( oh ok! ))
[13:40] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I'm not an expert on disgaea ^^;;; ))
[13:41] <Haru E> (( It's cool. If you got any questions, lemme know. ))
[13:42] <Haru E> Anyway, from what I've heard, there's been a pack of monsters that've been tearing things up. Skeletal Dragons, some Mystic Beasts.... even a few wild Nekomata have been trashing things.
[13:44] <Matsumi Kaze> oh geez sounds rough!
[13:44] <Haru E> It is, but it's a living.
[13:46] <Matsumi Kaze> I suppose so!
[13:46] <Haru E> Let's begin.
[13:47] * Haru E leads Matsumi over to where the wild demon pack was sighted. Already several Prinnies are combating them, though the Prinnies seem to be on the defensive.
[13:49] <Haru E> (( Wanna check something real quick--- shall we use dice or senzu for this? Debating on a coinflip for this. ))
[13:49] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa geez cats!
[13:49] <Matsumi Kaze> (( tbh up to you...dice might go faster ))
[13:51] <Haru E> (( Got it. ))
[13:51] <Haru E> Wow, that didn't take long at all-- those Prinnies have been here for millenia, but I think they're losing their edge.
[13:52] <Haru E> Time to earn that paycheck and blow off some steam at the same time.
[13:53] <spiritflame> Carnage Prinnies rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[13:53] * Carnage Prinnies are driven back by the monsters.
[13:53] * Haru E forms a Star Spell, and launches it at the horde.
[13:53] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[13:54] * Monster Horde has multiple monsters, ranging from Skeletal Dragons to Mystic Beasts, obliterated at once.
[13:54] <Matsumi Kaze> wow!
[13:55] <Haru E> Well, don't let me hog all the fun!
[13:55] <Haru E> Don't let them, either.
[13:55] <spiritflame> Carnage Prinnies rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[13:56] * Carnage Prinnies are still on the defensive. While Haru's spell relieved some pressure from the attack, there's still a number of monsters left.
[13:58] * Matsumi Kaze charges foward and SWEEPS her spear across the monsters
[13:58] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[13:58] <Matsumi Kaze> !!
[13:58] * Monster Horde had a Skeletal Dragon intercept the spear.
[13:58] <Haru E> Uh-oh.
[13:59] * Skeletal Dragon roars at Matsumi, and tries to bat her away with its bone-tail.
[14:01] <spiritflame> Matsumi Kaze rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[14:01] * Matsumi Kaze is hit and sent flying backwards
[14:01] <Matsumi Kaze> oooow
[14:01] * Haru E flies over to catch Matsumi.
[14:02] <Haru E> Hoo, didn't see that Skeletal Dragon coming---- their bones are like dense metal the older they get. Thankfully, though, their new un-life gives them one big weakness.
[14:03] * Haru E tosses a Wind Spell at the Skeletal Dragon.
[14:04] <spiritflame> Skeletal Dragon rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[14:04] * Skeletal Dragon is buffeted by the winds, being pushed back.
[14:04] <spiritflame> Carnage Prinnies rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[14:05] * Carnage Prinnies are fighting for their lives! The monster pack is gaining ground!!
[14:05] * Matsumi Kaze twirls her spear in the air and SLAMS it into the ground, trying to generate a shockwave at the monsters
[14:06] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[14:07] * Monster Horde is blown away by the shockwave!
[14:07] * Haru E gives a whistle of approval.
[14:07] <Matsumi Kaze> whoa!
[14:07] <Haru E> Any other moves you can pull off?
[14:07] <spiritflame> Carnage Prinnies rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[14:08] * Carnage Prinnies are finally starting to push the monster pack away.
[14:08] <Haru E> All right. One more ought to do it!
[14:09] * Haru E fires off multiple mini-Descos at the monster pack.
[14:09] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 7 ]
[14:09] * Monster Horde manages to avoid the bulk of the mini-Descos.
[14:10] <Haru E> Huh... normally they'd be covered by that.
[14:11] <spiritflame> Carnage Prinnies rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[14:11] * Carnage Prinnies are gaining ground on the rapidly diminishing horde of monsters.
[14:12] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[14:12] * Monster Horde fights back against the Carnage Prinnies. They may be few, but their ferocity hasn't decreased one bit!!
[14:13] * Matsumi Kaze spins her spear....and whacks at the monsters
[14:14] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 2 ]
[14:15] * Monster Horde is whacked multiple times by the spear-spin. The sound of wood/metal against demon skull sounds out multiple times in quick succession, sounding much like coconuts colliding with one another.
[14:16] * Haru E chuckles a bit at the sound.
[14:16] <Matsumi Kaze> hehe
[14:18] *** The Horde of monsters has thinned considerably. Where there had been once about 50, they're now down to 7.
[14:19] <Haru E> This is it! Final push to send them running!!
[14:19] * Haru E flings another Star Spell.
[14:19] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 9 ]
[14:19] * Monster Horde has an Alraune tank the spell.
[14:20] * Alraune sends boomerang petals at Haru and Matsumi.
[14:20] <spiritflame> Haru E rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[14:20] * Haru E avoids the attack!
[14:22] <spiritflame> Matsumi Kaze rolls 1d10 [ 10 ]
[14:22] * Matsumi Kaze avoids it!
[14:23] * Matsumi Kaze rushs forward....and slams her spear in an arc at the group
[14:23] <spiritflame> Monster Horde rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[14:24] * Monster Horde is scattered by the swing. Outright, the Alraune and a Mystic Beast are knocked out. A Nekomata has a gash from the attack, the Succubus has already fled, and the remaining monsters-- Ghost, Slumbercat, Deathsaber-- aren't faring much better.
[14:25] <spiritflame> Carnage Prinnies rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[14:25] * Carnage Prinnies drive the lesser monsters away.
[14:26] *** The wild demons scatter, some leaving the bodies of their "comrades" behind as they flee.
[14:27] <Carnage Prinny> Whew, that's that, dood. All right men and ladies, as we were!
[14:27] *** The Carnage Prinnies scatter, some manning the guardposts, others working on getting vessels up and space-worthy.
[14:28] <Haru E> All right!
[14:29] <Matsumi Kaze> woot!
[14:31] <Haru E> How you feel, Matsumi? Managed to get rid of your tension?
[14:33] <Matsumi Kaze> yeah!
[14:34] <Haru E> Mission complete~
[14:34] <Haru E> :D
[14:35] <Matsumi Kaze> :D
[14:36] <Haru E> Ready to head back?
[14:38] <Matsumi Kaze> I think so!
[14:39] <Haru E> All right.
[14:39] * Haru E opens a gate back to the Hotel Lobby.
[14:39] * Haru E enters through it.
[14:40] * Matsumi Kaze follows
[14:41] *** Haru E has left #suburbansenshi3 (Back to the Hotel we go~)
[14:41] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi3
[14:43] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: ??

[21:05] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Floor 15 Nursery
[21:05] *** Haru E has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:05] <@spiritflame> konbanwa haru e
[21:05] * Haru E leads Kanri, Daini and Victoria back into the Hotel.
[21:08] *** Kanri-chan has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:08] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kanri-chan
[21:09] <Haru E> Seems things have cleared up.
[21:09] *** Daini Felinius has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa daini felinius
[21:09] <Kanri-chan> yuh sure?
[21:11] <Haru E> Mr. Nelius messaged me, and he double checked to be certain the danger has passed.
[21:11] <Kanri-chan> ok..
[21:12] * Kanri-chan relaxes her hold on Daini and looks down at her "yuh ok?"
[21:15] * Daini Felinius looks up at kanri and nods
[21:15] <Daini Felinius> wawawa!
[21:20] * Daini Felinius flails at haru!
[21:22] * Haru E takes Daini into her arms.
[21:22] <Haru E> There there, young one. I'm here.
[21:23] * Daini Felinius huffs and grunts
[21:33] * Daini Felinius chews Aunty Haru's hair and grunts tugging
[21:38] <Haru E> Oh my, I believe she's hungry.
[21:40] * Daini Felinius squeals as haru finally got the memo
[21:40] <Haru E> Kanri, where is the formula kept?
[21:41] * Kanri-chan hands haru a bottle with formula "just needs water"
[21:41] <Haru E> Excellent-- there is a washroom over there, with running water available.
[21:43] * Haru E heads over to said washroom, getting the appropriate amount of water to get the formula ready.
[21:44] * Kanri-chan blinks
[21:44] * Daini Felinius opens her mouth and whines reaching for the bottle
[21:54] * Haru E feeds Daini the prepared formula.
[21:55] * Daini Felinius pants and sucks down her precious formula
[22:00] <Daini Felinius> *0*
[22:03] <Haru E> Nice.
[22:03] <Daini Felinius> heeeee~
[22:03] * Daini Felinius nuzzles Aunty Haru's face
[22:05] <Kanri-chan> she loves her aunty haru!~
[22:06] * Haru E chuckles.
[22:07] * Daini Felinius purrs her high pitched purr and giggles
[22:09] * Kanri-chan goes over and huggs the two purring too
[22:13] *** It's one big hug-fest in the Nursery!
[22:16] * Daini Felinius giggles and pulls both kanri's and Aunty Haru's hair
[22:17] <Haru E> Whoa there~
[22:18] <Daini Felinius> heeeeee
[22:18] * Kanri-chan simply smiles
[22:34] * Kanri-chan sighs looking around "hmmm where's her bear?"
[22:35] * Haru E brings her tail up. She has it carefully wrapped around the bear.
[22:36] <Kanri-chan> oh!
[22:37] <Kanri-chan> thats brilliant haru!
[22:37] * Daini Felinius giggles reaches for the bear "babababbabaaaba"
[22:38] <Haru E> If you got 'em, use 'em.
[22:38] <Kanri-chan> agreed
[22:39] <Kanri-chan> never thought to use mine like that though
[22:40] <Haru E> Takes a little training, but I've seen some easily able to support themselves with their tails.
[22:41] * Haru E goes silent for a moment.
[22:41] <Kanri-chan> ?
[22:42] <Haru E> Seems Matsumi has made a hotdish. Want to go try some?
[22:42] <Kanri-chan> whats a.... hot dish?
[22:44] <Haru E> I could do a search on it, but that could take a while. Let's just go see what it's like.
[22:44] <Haru E> To the lobby!
[22:44] * Kanri-chan shrugs "sure"
[22:45] * Haru E heads on out, Daini in her arms.
[22:45] *** Daini Felinius has left #suburbansenshi3 (weeeeeeeeeeee~)
[22:45] *** Kanri-chan has left #suburbansenshi3 (*follows*)
[22:45] *** Haru E has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:45] <@spiritflame> Current Location is: Null

[12:47] * ??? looks at alexandria.
[12:47] *** alexandria is your average everyday alexandria
image Song is: 0. is Level 1.

[12:44] *** Cliff Street, St Paul, Minnesota
[12:44] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[12:44] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa nelius raoul
[12:44] *** Haru E has joined #suburbansenshi3
[12:44] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa haru e
[12:45] *** cars are running past...people's not as busy as Tokyo
[12:46] <Haru E> I'm just glad I got a disguise grid set up. Far as a cover goes..... could say you adopted me.
[12:46] * Haru E has on a maroon dress, her Usatako mass dismissed.
[12:47] <Nelius Raoul> [Church] Technically, that is true, but right now, we should get moving.
[12:48] <Woman> (( wish I could show you pictures sadly I can't ))
[12:48] * Nelius Raoul has moved back to the lobby
[12:49] * Nelius Raoul flips his cell open, activating a GPS feature. He searches through for the destination he needs--- Summet Avenue.
[12:49] *** Summet Avenue is north towards Uptown...
[12:50] <Nelius Raoul> We're headed north, Haru. C'mon.
[12:51] * Haru E nods and follows behind Nelius. Though her dress, the other Desco eyes scan the area around her.
[12:52] *** cars are driving down the high bridge into the you walk you pass by a car repair station and right up ahead you can see a large hospital..the road turns breaks into two directions: left and right
[12:53] <Haru E> Now comes the question of which way they are.
[12:55] <Nelius Raoul> Summit runs quite a ways.
[12:56] * Nelius Raoul does another cross-check with where Haru had noted the signal to originate from. He looks for nearby landmarks, like a college or a park.
[12:57] *** the signal is coming from the left
[12:58] <Nelius Raoul> This way, Haru.
[12:58] * Nelius Raoul and Haru head left on the path.
[13:00] *** you can see the road splitting off again up ahead of goes past what looks to be an old house (now an office..the other veers upward and around...the signal is coming from the latter
[13:02] <Nelius Raoul> (Lookin' like Hideki managed to move under the cover of night, if this is any indicator.)
[13:03] * Nelius Raoul and Haru track the signal's path, following. (I hope this lead is taking us to where we need to go.)
[13:06] * Nelius Raoul has a new lightweight white jacket on, covering up his Desco-graft. To keep things under wraps, he has his old eyepatch back on as well.
[13:08] * Nelius Raoul keeps his left hand pocketed, mainly to not draw attention.
[13:09] *** you go up and around the road.....and after some reach summit..and an entire line of old looking houses
[13:10] * Nelius Raoul uses his left eye, hidden behind his eyepatch, to search out Hideki and Matsumi's life signatures. He keeps his sensing subtle.
[13:11] <-> their signatures are coming from this house
[13:12] <Haru E> Wow. Nice-looking place.
[13:12] <Nelius Raoul> All right, full scans and senses on alert.
[13:13] * Nelius Raoul leads Haru into the old place.
[13:14] *** as you open the door...several shurkins fly towards you
[13:14] <Haru E> Whoa!!
[13:14] <spiritflame> Haru E rolls 1d10 [ 1 ]
[13:14] * Haru E is hit.
[13:15] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[13:15] * Nelius Raoul dodges around them, getting Croixshot ready to retaliate.
[13:15] <Nelius Raoul> Haru!
[13:16] * Nelius Raoul points his free hand to Haru, channeling a Heal.
[13:16] <Haru E> Man, I am not a pincushion.
[13:16] * Haru E looks to find who did that.
[13:17] * Hideki Kaze stands there
[13:17] <Hideki Kaze>'s you two
[13:17] <Nelius Raoul> ....yeah, it's us. Were you two attacked at the fair by more of those creatures?
[13:19] * Haru E plucks a shuriken out of her hide.
[13:20] <Haru E> Did they make an attempt to manipulate Matsumi's mind again?
[13:22] <Hideki Kaze> no..they simply attacked her
[13:22] <Hideki Kaze> close the door
[13:23] * Haru E closes the door.
[13:23] <Haru E> Still, why are they so adamant on obtaining her?
[13:24] <Nelius Raoul> Whatever this freight company is that provided the car previously, Freya certainly believes it's worth investigating.
[13:30] <Nelius Raoul> I imagine Matsumi is resting up right now.
[13:32] <Hideki Kaze> she's upstairs yes
[13:32] <Hideki Kaze> I don't know....I was planning to do some investigating today
[13:32] <Nelius Raoul> You were gonna check out the freight company?
[13:36] <Hideki Kaze> we are yes
[13:36] <Nelius Raoul> We?
[13:39] <Haru E> Say, Mr. Kaze.... about how Matsumi was mind-controlled in the first attempt. Do you think her brother, Matsuo, might be able to trace what caused the hypnotism?
[13:41] <Hideki Kaze> I don't know......he's been out as of late...I tried to get in touch with him
[13:42] <Haru E> Must be on the job, then.....
[13:44] <Nelius Raoul> Either way, this place will end up compromised if the enemy tracks you here. Haru or I can get a gate open to send Matsumi back to Japan, then keep watch on her.
[13:46] <Hideki Kaze> it will do us no good if they can find here over there
[13:47] <Nelius Raoul> So much for that.... though for them to track her so easily.... someone has to have a hand or two in another's pockets.
[13:48] <Hideki Kaze> I think our best bet is to investigate this throughly
[13:49] <Nelius Raoul> Agreed. Freya thought the freight company over in Minneapolis to be a good clue.
[13:50] <Haru E> Yet it does present one problem--- we are, more or less, camping out in enemy territory, and with Matsumi currently indisposed, they'd be all over this opportunity like kids on birthday cake.
[13:51] <Hideki Kaze> someone will need to stay here to watch over her
[13:53] <Haru E> I can do so. I'll have my scanners set to filter out anything that isn't a baseline human, or any of us.
[13:53] <Haru E> Should push truly come to shove, I'll take her to our place.
[13:56] <Haru E> Will that prove satisfactory?
[14:00] <Hideki Kaze> alright
[14:01] <Haru E> Very well. Setting scanners with the specific parameters.
[14:01] * Haru E 's multiple Desco eyes softly glow for a moment as she adds in the filters and high-priority targets.
[14:02] <Haru E> It has been set. I will stand guard by Miss Matsumi until you return, or the enemy attacks.
[14:04] * Hideki Kaze puts on a pair of (fake) glasses and nods
[14:04] <Haru E> I might not know their honest intentions, but if they were willing to brainwash her in order to further their goals, then they must be taken down, no matter the odds.
[14:06] <Nelius Raoul> We'll get the info needed, Haru. We did get the little care package installed--- make certain to have it on quick-use.
[14:06] * Haru E nods, then heads upstairs to keep a vigil over Matsumi. Her sensors were primed and ready.
[14:07] * Matsumi Kaze is sleeping in a bed
[14:07] <Nelius Raoul> Ready to do this, Hideki?
[14:07] <Hideki Kaze> are you ready?
[14:08] * Nelius Raoul nods to Hideki, Croixshot and his new item ready to go.
[14:08] * Haru E enters the room where Matsumi is, and plants herself on a chair. (Whomever this enemy is, they will pay for this.)
[14:10] * Matsumi Kaze trembles in her sleep...might be having a nightmare
[14:11] * Haru E debates on if she should try peering into her surface thoughts. While she'd been able to do so with others, a Senshi might be different.
[14:17] * Nelius Raoul waits for Hideki to get geared up.
[14:19] * Haru E finally decides to try and peer into Matsumi's nightmare. (I can only hope you'll forgive me for this.)
[14:21] *** haru suddenly finds herself in an old room....scratch old labratory..looks turn of the century.......
[14:21] <Haru E> (Very odd. Is this one of Matsumi's memories, or was it implanted by the enemy?)
[14:21] * Haru E looks for clues.
[14:23] <Matsumi Kaze> (( can I pause this? ))
[14:23] <Matsumi Kaze> (( I need to run to the store ))
[14:23] <Haru E> (( All right. Lemme know when things are back on. ))
[15:09] <Matsumi Kaze> (( back ))
[15:10] <Haru E> (( All right. ))
[15:10] <Haru E> (A laboratory... looks to be a turn of the century type... is this from from about 14 years back?)
[15:11] *** the room is filled with old crude electronic equiptment...some of it steam powered....there is an odd magic circle made of circuts and connected to tubes containing strange clear liquid on the floor
[15:13] <Haru E> (Hmm, mixing science and magic.)
[15:14] *** a figure, his features in shadow, seems to be working on something.....
[15:15] * Haru E tries to get a better look at the figure, and turns up her hearing incase they mutter something.
[15:17] *** there are footsteps from behind Haru
[15:18] <Haru E> !
[15:18] * Haru E turns to see who it is.
[15:19] * Matsumi Kaze walks down some steps...except she's dressed in old clothes..and she looks older
[15:20] * Woman starts to talk to the man in the shadows about something...the words are...unhearable
[15:20] <Haru E> (Is that really Matsumi....)
[15:21] <Haru E> (That must be how she looked before the de-aging, yet who is this guy?)
[15:21] * Woman giggles a bit..then looks in wonderment at the magical circle...the man approuches her...holding her close to him...and talking to her
[15:21] * Haru E tries to listen in on their conversation.
[15:22] <Haru E> (If this is from 14 years back, and this really is Matsumi.......something's not adding up.)
[15:24] <Haru E> (But wait.... the marks here, this is from the 1900's..... that woman does look a hell of a lot like Matsumi, though there seem to be some differences.)
[15:25] <Haru E> ( it possible, though--- could Matsumi be someone's reincarnation?)
[15:25] <Haru E> (Or is this all a planted farce?)
[15:27] * Man walk over and unveils what looks like to be a's wired up to the magic circle...
[15:27] * Haru E keeps on observing. This might be a very vital clue as to how or why Matsumi could be tracked.
[15:36] <Haru E> (If this is from 114 or so years back....there's something still not right here. Will this memory give the clue we need to solve this?)
[15:38] * Man and woman put their hand on the lever..the woman looks excited..and both pull...........
[15:39] *** there is a sudden explosion of white light afterwards...and you hear a man's voice crying out "LAURAAAAAAAA"
[15:42] * Haru E is momentarily blinded by the explosion. As she recovers, she tries to find out what happened in the aftermath.
[15:42] *** the explosion somehow flings haru out of matsumi's mind
[15:43] * Haru E looks up, realizing she's back in the real world.
[15:44] <Haru E> (That explosion.... so that woman, Laura, was lost. But, for Matsumi to have that memory.....)
[15:45] <Haru E> (Is it a memory of her past life, assuming she is a reincarnation of this Laura.......... or is there another outside influence showing her these dreams?)
[15:45] * ??? grabs Haru from behind, wrapping metallic hands around her mouth and nose
[15:45] <Haru E> !!
[15:46] * Haru E summons her Usatako, the tentacles going for the interloper's throat. She sends a quick message to Nelius and Hideki.
[15:46] <Haru E> Nelius! Hideki! We've been compromised!
[15:46] * Metallic Man has tenticles going around it's throat...would help if it needed to breath
[15:47] * Girl walks out of the shadows...she has long white hair..pale skin...pale eyes..and is dressed in a victorian man's clothes
[15:47] <Girl> ....we take the girl....leave the other behind
[15:47] <Haru E> (A machine, or a living dead?)
[15:47] * Haru E goes to blow the interloper off of herself.
[15:48] <spiritflame> Metallic Man rolls 1d10 [ 6 ]
[15:49] * Metallic Man 's metallic skin deflects the attack somehow
[15:49] <Haru E> (This is bad.... Nelius, Hideki, get back here NOW!!)
[15:49] * Haru E tries to use her Usatako Tentacles to constrict the Metallic Man.
[15:50] <Nelius Raoul> We're a bit stuck here as well, Haru! Seems these asshats won't give up quietly.
[15:51] <Nelius Raoul> Shoulda guessed they'd use the opportunity.
[15:51] <Haru E> That isn't all, though---- Matsumi had a dream that dates back to the 1900's. I think she might be someone's reincarnation.
[15:53] <Haru E> Do a search on someone named Laura, who lived around that time.
[15:54] <Haru E> Right now, I gotta get Matsumi to safety--- there's some pale-chick in here as well.
[15:55] <Nelius Raoul> Right, Laura, 1900
[15:55] <Nelius Raoul> For now, we gotta kill these things. Go to threat level Zenon!
[15:56] * Haru E acknowledges the command, and begins summoning up much of her strength to try and break free.
[16:00] * Metallic Man is broken free from...but the girl is making a move towards Matsumi
[16:01] * Haru E goes to intercept, slamming several tentacles and Star shots at the girl.
[16:01] <Haru E> I have no idea who or what you are, but you're NOT TAKING MATSUMI!!!!
[16:02] * Haru E even flings several razor-wind discs at the two of them.
[16:02] <spiritflame> Metallic Man rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[16:02] * Metallic Man is hit by the disc and goes stumbling back
[16:03] <spiritflame> Girl rolls 1d10 [ 5 ]
[16:03] * Girl just barely gets hit by it...
[16:03] <Girl> retreat!
[16:03] * Girl dives out the window....while the metallic man runs off
[16:03] *** Girl has left #suburbansenshi3
[16:03] *** Metallic Man has left #suburbansenshi3
[16:03] <Matsumi Kaze> ooooow that hurt ><
[16:04] * Haru E keeps her sensors on high alert--- seems the two dropped in while she was viewing Matsumi's memory. Speaking of which....
[16:04] <Haru E> Miss Matsumi!
[16:05] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh..why am I on the floor ><
[16:05] * Haru E gets closer to Matsumi, looking very much relieved.
[16:05] * Haru E helps Matsumi up.
[16:06] <Haru E> I think you were having a bad dream--- you were twitching about. But enough on that, you were nearly grabbed again.
[16:06] * Haru E gives a description of the girl and the metallic man that tried to abscond with Matsumi.
[16:07] <Haru E> Also, I really, REALLY apologize for this, but when I saw you twitching about in that nightmare...............
[16:07] <Matsumi Kaze> what just happened ><
[16:08] <Haru E> I peeked into your dream.
[16:08] * Haru E clasps her hands together in forgiveness.
[16:08] <Haru E> I'm sorry!
[16:10] <Matsumi Kaze> what dream
[16:10] * Matsumi Kaze 's stomach growls
[16:12] <Matsumi Kaze> ugh I'm starving
[16:12] <Haru E> Strangely, it took place over a century ago. There was a woman there who looked just like you, minus some minor details. Her name was Laura, and she was the victim of a lab accident.
[16:12] <Matsumi Kaze> hey let's get something to eat!
[16:13] <Haru E> I like that idea, but we should wait for Hideki and Nelius to return--- there's no telling when the enemy might return with reinforcements.
[16:14] <Haru E> Mr. Hideki, where are you two at right now? The enemy was repelled, but I fear they may return for a second strike.
[16:14] <Hideki Kaze> we're fine....we dispatched most of them
[16:16] <Haru E> I know you two can hold your own, but a location would be appreciated. Matsumi is getting hungry, and I don't want the enemy to have a clear shot at her.
[16:18] <Hideki Kaze> we are near the theater known as the guthrie
[16:18] <Haru E> They also know she's here. We should move ASAP.
[16:18] <Haru E> All right. Try to make it back quickly.
[16:19] <Haru E> Matsumi, do you know of the Guthrie Theatre? Hideki and Nelius are there at the moment.
[16:20] <Matsumi Kaze> huh yeah I know where that is
[16:21] <Haru E> Hopefully we'll meet them halfway--- whomever is trying to abduct you knows we're here. We should move.
[16:21] <Matsumi Kaze> gotcha *adjusts her clothes and heads downstairs*
[16:22] * Haru E retracts her Usatako and dons a new disguise--- cobalt shirt, black sweats. She follows, keeping her scanner locked onto Matsumi's position.
[16:24] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi3 (let's get some food)
[16:25] *** Haru E has left #suburbansenshi3 (*Her scanners are working at full power. She refuses to fail*)

[21:58] *** in an office building in St Paul
[21:58] *** Hideki Kaze [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:58] <@spiritflame> konbanwa hideki kaze
[21:59] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa nelius raoul
[21:59] *** Haru E has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:59] <@spiritflame> konbanwa haru e
[22:00] * Hideki Kaze rushes down the stairs, carrying Matsumi in his arms....
[22:00] *** the entire structure of the building is quaking and the walls are cracking....
[22:00] <Haru E> This place won't hold.
[22:00] <Nelius Raoul> Shall I blast us an exit?
[22:01] <Hideki Kaze> we might have to.....can you two survive the drop?
[22:02] <Nelius Raoul> You do remember who you're talking to, right?
[22:02] <Nelius Raoul> A fall won't be enough to kill us.
[22:02] * Nelius Raoul blasts a hole where a window was, making it large enough for the four to escape.
[22:04] * Hideki Kaze looks out the window....they're on the 20th floor
[22:04] <Nelius Raoul> Looks to be a straight drop. I can carry both you and Matsumi. Haru, keep an open eye for any obsticales.
[22:05] <Haru E> You got it!
[22:05] * Nelius Raoul summons out four of his wings, indicating for Hideki to climb onto his back.
[22:07] <Nelius Raoul> This might not be the proper form to carry you two, but I don't have time or space for Cubus to emerge.
[22:08] * Hideki Kaze holds Matsumi..and jumps on Raoul's back
[22:10] * Nelius Raoul uses two of his wings to secure the Kazes, then drops off the side of the building, gently floating downward. Haru follows, her Desco-eyes scanning for possible enemies.
[22:10] *** people outside are running away from the building in a panic
[22:12] * Nelius Raoul looks for a clear landing area, finding one closeby. He lands, depositing Hideki. Haru is still scanning for possible threats.
[22:13] <Nelius Raoul> (No doubt this'll make the news. Still, I can't fault that man's intentions to look for his deceased beloved---- can fault his methods, but not his intention.)
[22:14] * Hideki Kaze lands, holding onto the unconcious Matsumi..and looks back at the building
[22:15] <Nelius Raoul> Y'know, I actually feel kinda bad for the guy, wanting to find his deceased lover--- not that I approve of his methods.
[22:16] <Haru E> Sadly, that's how the wheel of reincarnation goes---- you're born, you live, you die..... then you enter a new life.
[22:16] <Haru E> Whether or not the past follows.... seems to be at the whim of the wheel.
[22:17] *** there is a rumbling noise...and the entire top floor of the building EXPLODES in brilliant lights and colors
[22:17] <Haru E> Whoa, lightshow.
[22:18] *** two lights burst out and fly off into the night sky....before vanishing
[22:18] <Hideki Kaze> ...I hope they both find peace
[22:18] <Nelius Raoul> Same here. To linger on for over a century..... hopefully their next lives will turn out better than this.
[22:19] <Nelius Raoul> Still, how's Matsumi holding up?
[22:20] * Nelius Raoul does a cursory sense over her. What she went through was pretty intense....
[22:21] * Hideki Kaze looks at Matsumi
[22:21] * Matsumi Kaze is peacefully asleep
[22:22] <Nelius Raoul> Seems to be stable.
[22:22] <Haru E> I believe the man's forces are gone now. We should have an easy time returning home.
[22:23] *** police sirens can be heard in the distance
[22:23] <Hideki Kaze> we should get back...
[22:23] <Haru E> Shall we gate?
[22:24] <Nelius Raoul> Haru, time to combine our power. We've earned a good rest for this.
[22:24] * Nelius Raoul and Haru, though a bit winded from all the fighting, pool their power together to create a gate back to the Hotel.
[22:25] <Nelius Raoul> You two first--- once we go through, this'll close.
[22:26] * Hideki Kaze runs off with Matsumi in the direction of the door
[22:26] <Hideki Kaze> *the gate
[22:26] *** Hideki Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:26] *** Matsumi Kaze [] has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:27] *** Haru E has left #suburbansenshi3 (*through the gate and away she goes*)
[22:27] * Nelius Raoul heads through last.
[22:27] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has left #suburbansenshi3
[22:27] * The Dimensional Gate snaps shut and fades away without a trace.
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[17:54] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa stabbajack
[17:55] * Stabbajack rolls to a halt outside of the Hotel, blown through the wall by the force of Nelius's attack
[17:55] <Stabbajack> Now DAT was a good one.
[17:55] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[17:55] <@spiritflame> konnichiwa nelius raoul
[17:55] ☼ Scouter indicates Stabbajack has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[17:56] * Nelius Raoul walks out of the Hotel, his sliced wing already reforming as if it weren't even damaged before.
[17:56] ☼ Scouter indicates Nelius Raoul has HP and MP levels of 250 / 1000!!
[17:56] <Stabbajack> We an' I ain't seen a hit like dat in a while, Nelly!
[17:56] <Stabbajack> We an' I gonna see if dat's all you got. >:D
[17:57] <spiritflame> Stabbajack rolls 1d20 first strike [ 6 ]
[17:57] <Nelius Raoul> (Talks like a legion, that's for certain.)
[17:57] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d20 first strike [ 17 ]
[17:57] 6 [250 HP / 970 MP] Nelius Raoul moves faster than expected, Maximov going to slice at his arm. (-30 MP +6 SP)
[17:57] * Stabbajack is braced and prepares to charge again!
[17:57] 19 [221 HP / 1044 MP] Stabbajack has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (29 damage +19 SP)
[17:58] * Stabbajack is taken by surprise by the sheer velocity, and green-black ichor arcs from the wound on his bicep
[17:58] 14 [250 HP / 963 MP] Nelius Raoul delivers a kick with the power to shatter through steel. He aims for Stabbajack's torso. (-7 MP +8 SP)
[17:59] 24 [202 HP / 1051 MP] Stabbajack has been SLAMMED BACK!! (19 damage +5 SP)
[17:59] * Stabbajack takes the blow square on, staggering back a few steps
[18:00] <Nelius Raoul> You can certainly take a hit well--- makes you a lot tougher than the usual rabble that come around.
[18:00] * Stabbajack grins like a maniac and slams the haft on the ground; the head parts, revealing six-inch chainsaw teeth
[18:01] <Stabbajack> An' yous know how to give 'em!
[18:01] <Nelius Raoul> Well, a chainsaw-axe. Nifty.
[18:01] <Nelius Raoul> Gotta get me one of those.
[18:01] 31 [202 HP / 1038 MP] Stabbajack REVS the two-handed chainaxe and brings it in a horizontal arc meant to bisect Nelius! (-13 MP +7 SP)
[18:01] 31 [205 HP / 969 MP] Nelius Raoul has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (45 damage +17 SP)
[18:01] * Nelius Raoul is sliced up by the axe.
[18:02] <Nelius Raoul> I can see they're as effective as advertised.
[18:02] 37 [202 HP / 1037 MP] Stabbajack LAUGHS MANIACALLY as he reverses the stroke, this time in the other direction! (-1 MP +6 SP)
[18:02] 37 [199 HP / 974 MP] Nelius Raoul has BLOCKED the attack! (6 damage +6 SP)
[18:03] * Nelius Raoul stops the axe cold with his arm, the chainsaw kicking up sparks as it grinds against his bare arm.
[18:03] * Stabbajack looks distinctly nonplussed by this development!!
[18:03] 42 [199 HP / 947 MP] Nelius Raoul uses his free arm to bring Maximov down on Stabbajack's head. (-27 MP +5 SP)
[18:03] 42 [174 HP / 1046 MP] Stabbajack has been HIT!! (28 damage +5 SP)
[18:05] * Stabbajack bends to the side at the last moment, avoiding the head strike, but the blade digs a neat chunk out of his shoulder meats for his trouble, spraying more ichor everywhere
[18:05] 49 [174 HP / 1030 MP] Stabbajack heaves a MIGHTY KICK at a kneecap! (-16 MP +7 SP)
[18:05] 57 [172 HP / 995 MP] Nelius Raoul has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (27 damage +15 SP)
[18:05] * Nelius Raoul 's kneecap buckles, and down he goes, freeing up the chainsaw axe.
[18:06] 57 [174 HP / 1020 MP] Stabbajack REVS the chainaxe, and it belches voluminous clouds of smoke as he brings it down on Nelius again! (-10 MP +8 SP)
[18:06] <Nelius Raoul> Pragmatic as well--- y'know, in another time, you and I might've gotten along.
[18:07] 62 [158 HP / 1007 MP] Nelius Raoul has been SLAMMED BACK!! (14 damage +5 SP)
[18:07] * Nelius Raoul rolls to the side, though the axe does clip him on the back. He gets to his feet.
[18:08] <Nelius Raoul> Well then, shall we take things up a notch?
[18:08] <Stabbajack> BRING IT!
[18:09] 67 [158 HP / 998 MP] Nelius Raoul throws several blasts of Fire at Stabbajack! (-9 MP +5 SP)
[18:09] 64 [153 HP / 1023 MP] Stabbajack has been EVISCERATED!! (21 damage +7 SP)
[18:10] * Stabbajack is SEARED through his armor, several black marks punching through and others through to exposed and torched flesh!
[18:10] <Nelius Raoul> (He's a tough one.... can't conceal my excitement for a good battle!)
[18:11] * Stabbajack clacks the axe's haft on the ground again and separates the long pole into two pieces, connected by a wait how does a chain of that length manage to get hidden in there
[18:11] 70 [153 HP / 996 MP] Stabbajack swings the arc of chainxe-on-a-chain, the momentum even sharper now! (-27 MP +6 SP)
[18:11] <Nelius Raoul> Interesting piece. You'll have to show me how that was made.
[18:11] 79 [137 HP / 1019 MP] Nelius Raoul has been STUNNED and LOST A TURN! [ Opponent: Attack again ] (21 damage +12 SP)
[18:12] * Nelius Raoul gets sliced up by the chain-axe.
[18:13] <Stabbajack> Dis 'un's a product of STARFISTA know-wuts!
[18:14] <Nelius Raoul> Starfist, eh? S'pose I'll have to pay them a visit, if their products are this interesting.
[18:14] 76 [153 HP / 959 MP] Stabbajack brings it in another tightly-controlled arc, playing crack the whip with two hundred and fifty pounds of revving chain-axe (-37 MP +6 SP)
[18:14] 85 [95 HP / 1036 MP] Nelius Raoul has been SLAMMED BACK!! (42 damage +6 SP)
[18:15] * Nelius Raoul is hit by the end of the chain, but still stands.
[18:15] <Nelius Raoul> Gotta admit, it's been too long since I had a worthy adversary.
[18:16] * Stabbajack laughs menacingly in answer
[18:16] 90 [95 HP / 1014 MP] Nelius Raoul slams Maximov into the ground, sending a giant wave of sharpened rocks at Stabbajack. (-22 MP +5 SP)
[18:16] 81 [146 HP / 965 MP] Stabbajack has BLOCKED the attack! (7 damage +5 SP)
[18:17] * Stabbajack wheels both ends of the chainaxe in tight circles, chewing up most of the incoming barrage
[18:17] <Nelius Raoul> Resourceful...
[18:18] 0 [146 HP / 865 MP] Stabbajack turns those twin arcs abruptly on the offense, making a series of rapid-fire bludgeoning and ravaging strikes with both ends!, unleashing a 30 hit HYPER COMBO! (-100 MP -81 SP) [ /sell 6]
[18:19] 97 [-115 HP / 1031 MP] Nelius Raoul has been EVISCERATED!! (x 6 Hits) (210 damage +7 SP)
[18:19] Nelius Raoul has BEEN DEFEATED!!!
[18:19] * Nelius Raoul is blown away by the hit as a crevasse appears from the sheer power of the hit---- did he disappear? Or was he never there to begin with?
[18:20] <Stabbajack> WAAAAAUGHAHAHAHAHA.
[18:20] * Stabbajack catches both ends of the chainchainaxe in both hands
[18:21] <Stabbajack> Now DAT was worth tha effort!
[18:22] * Stabbajack snaps the device back together
[18:22] * Stabbajack points to the Hotel
[18:22] <Stabbajack> We an I'll be back for ya.
[18:22] <Stabbajack> ALL of ya.
[18:23] <Stabbajack> Even if we gots ta do it one by one.
[18:23] *** Stabbajack has left #suburbansenshi3 (Ya gits ta keep ya shiny bitz. Fa now.)
[18:23] * Nelius Raoul climbs his way back out of the crevasse--- he's damaged, but otherwise alive.
[18:23] <Nelius Raoul> The blue was that, /dice system?
[18:23] <Nelius Raoul> *blue f[BLEEP]k
[18:24] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Goddamn favortism, that's what.)

[18:26] * The girls of Gensokyo are rushing back and forth on the set, making final preparations.
[18:26] *** Testing
[18:27] * Fujiwara no Mokou is getting what little makeup she needs on.
[18:28] * Reisen Udongein Inaba is getting dressed up too.
[18:42] <Marisa Kirisame> We're good to go here!
[18:42] <Reimu Hakurei> Everything's a go!
[18:43] <Chen Yakumo> I'm ready, Ran-sama! =^ ^=
[18:52] <Ran Yakumo> Hey, what's this button do...?
[18:52] * Ran Yakumo pooshes teh BUTAN!
[18:53] <Ran Yakumo> Oh wow! It's footage from the ORIGINAL! :D
[18:55] * An extreme close-up of Usagi Tsukino's smiling face appears.
[18:56] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> First of all, we must internalize the flatulation of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the Senshisian proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection.
[18:56] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> Now if I may retain my fluids here for one moment I’d like to continue the redundance of my quote-unquote intestinal tract. :D
[18:57] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> You see, because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent, excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the Anglo-disiatic symptoms, which now perpetuates the bishonens activation.
[18:57] * The camera slowly zooms out, showing Usagi sitting at her desk in the middle of an empty classroom at school. The word “Detention” was prominently written on the blackboard. Miss Haruna sat at the main desk, slowly and repeatedly thudding her head against the surface of it as she slowly goes insane.
[18:58] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> Do not misinterpret the chauvanistic…
[18:59] <Female Announcer> Give to the United Odango Scholarship Fund. Because a mind is a terrible thing to develop without help.
[19:00] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the rectal cavity serves to be holistic, taken from the Latin word "jalapeno"...
[19:00] <Captions> Understand what you read! She doesn't!
[19:00] <Captions> ^/FLASH
[19:02] *** The '"flashback" recording from the Original Sporehunt end and the curtain rises for the hosts of the Pre-Sporehunt Entertainment Extravaganza!!
[19:02] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa fujiwara no mokou
[19:02] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa reisen udongein inaba
[19:02] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Hello everyone!!!!
[19:03] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Hey ya'll, and welcome to the Pre-Sporehunt Entertainment Extravaganza!
[19:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> We’re here tonight because despite our growing popularity, we here in Gensokyo are still trying to get used this crazy thing of yours called the Internet.
[19:04] <Fujiwara no Mokou> I gotta say that some of the stuff on the Internet has taken a LOT of us totally by surprise. Extremely by surprise.
[19:05] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Tell me about it. Patchouli's still having nightmares about "Two Girls, One Cup". And don’t even get us started about Goatsee!
[19:06] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Since tonight's presentation is also being broadcast on the Internet, we've prepared the following primer to teach you how the Internet is different from the real world
[19:07] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> And based on what WE'VE seen about the 4Chan Flame Wars, it's desperately needed. So please enjoy our special presentation on the differences between reality and the virtual world of the Internet!
[19:08] *** Meeting New People – Real Life The scene shows Mokou speaking with Patchouli Knowledge.
[19:08] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Wow, it was really great to meet you.
[19:09] * Patchouli Knowledge is an strangely fey and attractive girl with an otherworldly air about her. She's wearing robes that look more like a nightgown with many ribbons attached to it, as well as a night-cap with a polished gold crescent moon pendant on it. Her eyes and hair are both a deep shade of purple.§ion=&q=Patchouli+Knowledge#/d4mtuab
[19:10] <Patchouli Knowledge> It was really great to meet you, too.
[19:10] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Would you mind if I called you later?
[19:10] <Patchouli Knowledge> Sure!
[19:11] *** Meeting New People - Internet. The scene shows Mokou taking to a white-haired, golden eyed man who is dressed up just like Patchouli, complete with a long purple wig.
[19:12] <Rinnosuke > So big boy, I am...
[19:12] <Fujiwara no Mokou> You're not a girl.
[19:12] <Rinnosuke > What? Of course I am.
[19:13] <Fujiwara no Mokou> A real girl?
[19:13] * Sakuya Izayoi suddenly pops up out of nowhere beside them both.
[19:13] <Sakuya Izayoi> Who's a girl? I like girls!
[19:13] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Shut up, you!
[19:14] <Rinnosuke> Yes, I really am a girl. Tee hee.
[19:14] <Fujiwara no Mokou> ...
[19:14] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Send me naked pictures!
[19:14] * Rinnosuke pulls out some photographs of Patchouli in various suggestive poses and hands them to Mokou.
[19:14] <Sakuya Izayoi> I love Kim Kardasian! Does anyone else likes Kim Kardasian?! She's got enormous hips!
[19:15] <Fujiwara no Mokou> The Kardasians f[BLEEP]king suck!!!!!!
[19:16] *** Checking Your Mail - Real Life. Mokou is standing beside a mailbox, flicking through envelopes.
[19:16] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Great.
[19:17] *** Checking Your Mail - Internet. Mokou is standing by her mailbox and suddenly other people begin to appear.
[19:17] <Patchouli Knowledge> Excuse me, my friend, but I am Crimean royalty currently living in exile. In order to protect my families’ fortune during our conquest at the hands of Saddam Hussein, I was forced to scatter it all into various hidden accounts and caches all over the world.
[19:18] <Patchouli Knowledge> I cannot reclaim my fortune without help, and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact that Crimea never had an aristocracy in the first place or the fact that it was actually Vladimir Putin who invaded and I obviously don’t know my current events.
[19:18] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Would you like to refinance your home? Mortgage rates have never been lower!
[19:19] <Ran Yakumo> We have the dirtiest sluts on the Internet. They're hopped up on herbal Viagra and waiting for you!
[19:19] <Nagato Yuki (cameo appearance!)> *holds up a whip in her hands.* Enter my dungeon of delight.
[19:20] <Sakuya Izayoi> Would you like a bigger penis? No gimmicks, just real science! Where would you like it? I can suggest some places.
[19:20] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> You can put it all into escrow. Just contact the National Bank of ISIS! :D
[19:21] *** Going Shopping - Real Life. Mokou is at Kourindou (Rinnosuke's store).
[19:21] <Rinnosuke> That'll be 750 yen for that Rammstein CD, please.
[19:21] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Sure thing. Here you go.
[19:22] <Rinnosuke> Thank you, young lady. Here's your change and have a nice day.
[19:22] *** Going Shopping - Internet. Mokou is still in Rinnosuke's shop.
[19:23] *** Meiling Hong (the red-haired Chinese door-guard of the Scarlet Devil Mansion) appears.
[19:23] <Meiling Hong > Does anyone have the new Lady Gaga CD?
[19:24] <Fujiwara no Mokou> I have it.
[19:24] <Meiling Hong> Give it to me. Right now.
[19:24] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Give it to you? Why would I do that?
[19:24] <Meiling Hong> You're not giving it to me! Give it to me faster!
[19:25] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Wait...that's illegal!
[19:25] <Meiling Hong> No it's not! I don’t want it to be illegal. Therefore it isn't! That's the way I work and if you don't like it too bad.
[19:26] * Patchouli Knowledge appears out of nowhere.
[19:26] <Patchouli Knowledge > Lady Gaga sucks! I hate you! And I hate the bands you like!
[19:26] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Hey, butt out! This doesn’t concern you.
[19:27] <Patchouli Knowledge> Don't cyber-bully me! I can say whatever I want because I'm a conceited, self-absorbed Narcissist who's always right and is never wrong! I EET U!!!”
[19:28] *** Discussing Politics - Real Life. Mokou and Patchouli are talking.
[19:28] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Look, that's just the way I feel about it. As a conservative myself, I naturally feel predisposed against Obama simply because, historically, the Democratic Party has always been far too free and loose with their spending on social programs that work better on paper than in real life.
[19:30] <Patchouli Knowledge> I have to disagree with you on that part. Bush may have ostensibly been a so-called "conservative" simply because of his party affiliation, but more often than not he didn't act like it. His foreign policy antagonized and alienated the international community, he surrounded himself with far too many cronies who gave him bad advice, and he definitely didn't seem to be at all concerned about how ridiculously expensive the war in Iraq became.
[19:30] <Fujiwara no Mokou> You're right about that. The warning signs were all there about the economy, especially after Hurricane Katrina and the huge spikes in oil prices. Still, now is not the time for trying to push forward liberal social agendas. The country is in bad financial shape and right now we need to concentrate on that to the exclusion of everything else.
[19:31] <Patchouli Knowledge> Once again, I disagree with you about that. Slashing domestic spending with "sequestrations" has almost always created more problems than it's ever solved, and government shutdowns are just grade-A stupid, but I respect your opinion. I'm sure both sides can meet in the middle and come to some kind of reasonable compromise.
[19:32] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Of course. Rational discourse is what the founding fathers of America loved to see.
[19:32] *** Discussing Politics - Internet. HERE IT COMES!!!!
[19:33] *** A full-fledged battle royale has erupted. Literally EVERYONE in Gensokyo is screaming at each other. Bitter fights are breaking out all over, hair is being pulled, Danmaku bullets and automatic rifles are being fired everywhere, explosions are detonating sending various Touhou girls flying, and fairies wearing Guy Fawkes masks are dancing up and down on the bodies of dazed girls.
[19:33] *** A Warthog being driven by Meiling tears past the camera at high speed, with Sakuya on the machine guns firing non-stop. A moment later another Warthog chases after them. Remilia Scarlet is driving this one and on the chaingun, cackling maniacally, is none other than Flandre.
[19:34] * Fujiwara no Mokou opens fire on Patchouli with an assault rifle at full auto. Patchouli is returning fire with large-bore revolvers in both hands.
[19:35] <Patchouli Knowledge> Oh yeah?! Well I hope you get raped! Twice! Maybe then you'll feel different, you elitist whore!!
[19:36] <Keini Kamishirasawa> The Republicans lost both the popular and electoral votes, you moron! If anything the Republicans were the ones trying to rig the election with their attempts to close polling stations and require specific ID's!!
[19:37] * Tewi Ibana leaps onto Keine and starts pummeling her with her fists.
[19:38] <Tewi Ibana> It's all part of the big conspiracy! Show me his birth certificate! You can't! Because that would prove there's a big conspiracy the government's trying to cover up!! Just like the big conspiracy to cover up the truth about 2012!!!
[19:39] <Utsuho Reiuji> That's not right! That guy says that the Bible says that the world's going to end on October 21st 2011! He says the Bible says so so it's heresy to say he's wrong because we all know no man of God would EVER lie to us for their own personal gain!
[19:39] * Utsuho Reiuji fires a Giga-Flare that narrowly avoids hitting Ran and Chen.
[19:40] <Ran Yakumo> It's already 2014! Both of those end-of-the-world predictions were WRONG because we're all still here!
[19:40] * Alice Margatroid suddenly leaps onto Ran and starts pummeling HER with her fists.
[19:41] <Alice Margatroid> Don't say we're wrong! It's against the law to say we're wrong! I'm suing you for trying to point out that all of our predictions and theories were proven inaccurate because anything ever remotely related to God can never be wrong even if it flies in the face of incontestable evidence!
[19:41] * Ran Yakumo headbutts her, picks her up, and throws her onto Utsuho's dazed body, then elbow-slams them BOTH. Chen follows up by kicking Alice repeatedly in the ribs.
[19:42] <Meiling Hong> The War on Terror was a farce! Bush and OPEC were working together from the start to manipulate oil prices and ruin the economy!
[19:42] <Sakuya Izayoi> We're skeptics! You can't convince us that there's no conspiracy!
[19:42] * Sakuya Izayoi and Meiling Hong both get flung into the air as their Warthog takes a direct hit from a fusion rod launcher being used by Reimu.
[19:43] <Reimu Hakurei > Get your facts straight, you morons! Half of what you're saying is total bulls[BLEEP]t that makes absolutely no sense!
[19:43] * Reimu Hakurei gets tackled from behind by a bunch of fairies wearing lots of pink clothing.
[19:44] <Fairy #1> Freedom of speech! Freedom of speech! We're right because we WANT to be right! Therefore we're NOT wrong and it's illegal to say otherwise! You can't oppress our freedom of speech, cyber-bully!
[19:44] <Fairy #2> No money for war! No money for war! No money for war!
[19:44] <Fairy #3> Stop the fascist war machine! Stop the socialist death merchants!
[19:45] <Fairy #4> Peace-a-lujah! Peace-a-lujah!
[19:45] <Fairy #5> Shut down the government! Shut down the government!
[19:46] <Fairy #6> Impeach Obama before he starts nuclear world war in Ukraine!
[19:46] * Fairy #7 just starts pummeling Reimu in the head repeatedly with handfuls of tea bags, then she starts flinging them at everyone else in the melee indiscriminately.
[19:47] * Several more Fairies unveil banners proclaiming "God Hates Touhous", "Gensokyo is full of Worthless Sinners", "You Deserved to Die the First Time Yuyuko", and other inflammatory statements.
[19:48] <Fairy Protesters > We are the Eastboro Fascist Church and anyone that doesn't automatically agree with what we're preaching deserves to go to Hell AND be sued! The true path to God is paved with unquestioning obedience and unthinking trust! For God is the way and the light and the all-father that must be obeyed! Do not debate!
[19:48] * Fairy Protesters then proceed to start flinging subpoenas at everyone.
[19:49] * Reisen Udongein Inaba screeches past in a Warthog, running over everyone in the Eastboro Fascist Church in the process. All three of the Prismriver Sisters are hanging onto her vehicle and trying to pull themselves onboard. Reisen swerves back and forth repeatedly in an effort to throw them off, but she's not having much luck and accidentally runs over Mystia Lorelei's grilled lamprey stand.
[19:49] <Mystia Lorelei> T___T
[19:50] <Eastboro Fascist Fairy > God wanted your food stand to be destroyed! I rejoice at your misfortune!
[19:50] * Mystia Lorelei knocks the Fascist Fairy out cold with a cast-iron skillet to the stomach and an uppercut to her nose.
[19:51] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> We're at war! We're at war! Criticizing the government in the middle of a war is unpatriotic! Anyone who doesn't support the government unquestioningly must hate America!
[19:52] * Reisen Udongein Inaba gets cut off as Cirno suddenly grabs her from behind and puts her into a full nelson headlock while she’s still driving. Reisen loses control and crashes, rolling over several times before finally coming to a halt.
[19:53] <Seija Kijin> I'm pro-Russian! Gensokyo must join Russia because I alone demand it! It doesn't matter that I represent less than one percent of the population here. I'm more important than everyone here combined!
[19:53] * Fujiwara no Mokou immediately rushes up and starts bashing Seija in the head repeatedly with her rifle.
[19:54] <Fujiwara no Mokou> F[BLEEP]k you, commie ba[BLEEP]rd! F[BLEEP]k you up your ass with a twelve-inch dildo!!
[19:57] <Tenshi Hinanai> Why isn't anyone paying attention to me?! I'm the self-appointed master of this chatsite! I'm the self-proclaimed queen of the Internet that everyone's required to cater to and worship! Pay attention to me because I'm an obnoxious, conceited drama-whore! You're not paying attention to me to the exclusion of everyone else around me!
[19:57] <Tenshi Hinanai> I'll make s[BLEEP]t up about you and spread it all around if you don't start doing as I say because I'm immature and petty like that!!! You all have to obey my commands, worthless ignorant peons!
[19:58] * Tenshi Hinanai is suddenly struck by FIVE different rocket launchers, several dozen bullets, and four Covenant plasma grenades that detonate simultaneously, propelling her over a hundred feet straight up into the air. Ten seconds later she finally falls out of the sky and crashes into the windshield of Remilia's Warthog. Flandre and Remilia then casually light Tenshi on fire while Kagerou prods her with a stick.
[19:58] <Sakuya Izayoi> The Democrats are traitors! Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a traitor!
[19:58] * Sakuya Izayoi starts flinging knives at everyone around her.
[19:59] <Tewi Inaba> The Republicans are traitors! Anyone who doesn't agree with me is a traitor!
[19:59] * Tewi Inaba starts shooting at everyone around her with a pump-action shotgun.
[20:00] <Rinnosuke> Women are traitors! Anyone who doesn’t agree with Mitt Romney, Ron Paul, and Rush Limbaugh is a traitor!
[20:00] * Rinnosuke immediately tackled by Youmu, Reimu, Momiji, Suika, Nitori, Yuugi, Yuyuko, Alice, and Patchouli who all stop fighting amongst each other in order to gang up on Rinnosuke. What happens to him next closely resembles what would probably happen if the Westboro Baptist Church tried to protest at a Hells Angels funeral.
[20:01] <Cliven Bundy (special appearance!)> Welfare recipients are traitors! Anyone that actually takes money from the government for any reason is a traitor! Except agricultural subsidies because I'm a red-blooded, white American who always votes Republican!
[20:01] * Cliven Bundy is immediately trampled by a cattle stampede that appears out of a large portal that Yukari opened just for him.
[20:02] <Keine Kamishirasawa> Do any of you morons even understand a single word of what you're all screaming?! Do any of you even understand how the government works?! There are more important problems to deal with! Start making realistic solutions for them instead of just wasting everyone's time with nonsense and bulls[BLEEP]t!
[20:02] * Keine Kamishirasawa gets tackled from behind by Eirin Yagokoro, who immediately starts hammer-punching her in the middle of her back over and over again.
[20:03] <Eirin Yagokoro> We don't need to find a realistic solution to the multi-trillion dollar deficit! We just have to WANT to find a realistic solution to it! That's the way it works!
[20:04] <Marisa Kirisame> I voted for Sarah Palin! I hate everyone!
[20:04] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Sarah Palin for 2016!!
[20:04] * Reisen Udongein Inaba suddenly gets grabbed from behind by Utsuho.
[20:05] <Utsuho Reiuji> It doesn’t matter! The world is going to end before that! WE NEED TO GET RIGHT WITH THE GOD-EMPEROR OF MAN AND HIS HOLY IMPERIUM!!!!!
[20:05] <Utsuho Reiuji> lifts Reisen up off the ground, flips back, and gives her a reverse pile-driver headplant face-first into the ground.
[20:05] * Utsuho Reiuji ^
[20:06] * Ran Yakumo suddenly appears out of nowhere wearing a luchadore mask and tackles both of them at a full run.
[20:06] <Chen Yakumo> Would you like to make more money? Sure, we all would! ^___^
[20:06] <Yuyuko Saigyouji> Politics makes me SOOOOOO horny! Check out my live webcam at!
[20:07] *** The presentation ends and the scene switches back to Reisen and Mokou. Reisen's smiling sheepishly while Mokou is sweatdropping a lot.
[20:08] * Fujiwara no Mokou is listening to her earpiece mic
[20:08] <Fujiwara no Mokou> We apologize for that last bit. Apparently it's been declared inappropriate by the producers and we had to cut it short. There was another 20 minutes worth of footage to go, too.
[20:09] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Too much foul language and over-the-top violence?
[20:09] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Not enough, dood.
[20:09] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Real Internet flame wars and political debates are supposedly even more insane, inane, and barren of intellectual substance.
[20:10] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> And that concludes our presentation! We, the girls of Gensokyo, hope that you found our show tonight entertaining and informative.
[20:10] * Reisen Udongein Inaba winces and rubs the side of her face gingerly.
[20:10] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Dammit, Utsuho really overdid it with that ultra-faceplant...
[20:11] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Blame Yukari. She was the one directing it all, remember?
[20:11] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Was it just me, or did she seem like Jerry Bruckheimer on crack when she came up with it?
[20:11] <Fujiwara no Mokou> I was thinking maybe Uwi Boll wrote the script for her. So just remember, the Internet can be a very scary place if you're not prepared.
[20:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> How do you recommend they prepare?
[20:12] <Fujiwara no Mokou> I don't know. Try going to your local high school glee club. Hand out a bunch of crystal meth, LSD, and guns. Oh, and kick every bully they come across in the balls. That should be good practice.
[20:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Good night, everyone! Tune in at the same time tomorrow for the Sporehunt Experience!
[20:14] <Fujiwara no Mokou> Hosted by none other than Aya Shameimaru!
[20:14] *** Fujiwara no Mokou [CrimsonWatchguard@FedComNet(pirated server)] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Some like it hot. I like it hotter.)
[20:14] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has left #suburbansenshi3 (Uwaaaaaah?!)
[19:01] * The Hotel's TV screens in the Lobby flicker and static up for a moment. Then appears the face of...
[19:02] *** Usagi Tsukino (recording) has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:02] <@spiritflame> konbanwa usagi tsukino (recording)
[19:03] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> The ambiquity that I feel never justifies itself.
[19:03] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> There's always the pungent odor of life's constipation that surreptitiously conflicts with the detrimental instability hitherto fore, six-eight, who do we depreciate, the unification of Congress...oops, excuse me, condoms...
[19:04] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> Demystifying the squalor of profanity regurgitating over and over again.
[19:04] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> Here, let me digress my bowels for a minute and invite to the front the nondescript hernia rectifies the miscommunication of fetal, or fecal, depending on where your head is at!
[19:04] <Female Announcer> Reading is fundamental.
[19:05] *** The scene shows that Usagi is tied to a chair in the middle of an empty classroom.
[19:05] <Usagi Tsukino (recording)> Do not be persecuted by the pompous fedora balanced by the equilibrium fortified by the American's inability to eradicate or foreshadow, taken from the Hebrew word - foreskin
[19:06] *** Usagi is abruptly cut off as Petz and Cooan of the Ayakashi Sisters suddenly come up, jam a cupcake into her mouth, and then proceeded to start beating her with rubber hoses.
[19:07] <Female Announcer> Understand what you read! She doesn't! This message has been brought to you by the United Odango Scholarship Fund.
[19:09] *** There's a loud whap sound, and the screen freezes, showing a particularly comical expression on Usagi's face as Cooan gives her the mother of all pimpslaps that seems to make the lower half of Usagi's face shift two inches to the left.
[19:09] *** Reisen Udongein Inaba [LunaticMoonRabbit@FedCom.Net (Pirated Serve] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:09] <@spiritflame> konbanwa reisen udongein inaba
[19:10] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Good evening, everyone of the Suburban Senshi Hotel! I'm your host, Reisen! And this is the moment you've ALL been waiting for!
[19:10] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> The START of the SPOREHUNT!!
[19:11] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> For the last several days one of our own has been on the island where the event will take place, exploring and getting a feel for what our intrepid, contestants will be enduring!
[19:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> If the people on Team Spore can avoid capture and elimination, they will earn themselves the illustrious grand prize of...
[19:12] *** Extreme closeup on Reisen's grinning face.
[19:12] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> One million dollars!
[19:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> Oddly enough...
[19:13] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> WE haven't heard from our ground team in a while.
[19:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> We HAVE received their transmission and footage, but we haven't had time to actually process and edit it yet.
[19:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> So we're just going to show it to you all as is!
[19:14] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> RAW AND UNEDITED!!!
[19:15] <Reisen Udongein Inaba> So, without further ado...
[19:16] * Reisen Udongein Inaba ROLLS THAT BEAUTIFUL SCREEN FOOTAGE!
[19:16] <T> presents! On a savage girl...Aya Shameimaru!
[19:17] *** Aya Shameimaru has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:17] <@spiritflame> konbanwa aya shameimaru
[19:17] * Aya Shameimaru is posing in the middle of an overgrown field and nods gravely at the camera, trying to look tough and confident. She’s wearing an LBE vest over her usual clothes and is carrying at least three different cameras, a sheathed machete behind her back, and an assortment of other survival gear.
[19:18] <Announcer> Will conquer the wilderness. Watch her beat the odds in...the Sporehunt Experience!
[19:18] *** Suddenly there's a burst of static and distortion in the video that lasts a few seconds.
[19:18] <???> - F[BLEEP]k that s[BLEEP]t! This is the Yuuka Kazami Experience! -
[19:19] * Aya Shameimaru is standing on a beach. There's a few huge boulders jutting out of the water in the distance behind her and the wind is blowing a little.
[19:20] <Aya Shameimaru> Hey Sub-Sen people! This is Aya Shameimaru here and I'm actually ON one of the islands where one of the fiercest battles of the Zealot Wars was fought...
[19:20] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > Aya! This isn't the Zealot War documentary, remember?
[19:21] *** The video cuts for a moment. TAKE TWO!
[19:22] <Aya Shameimaru> Hiya, Suburban Senshi folks! Aya Shameimaru here and I'm standing here on the island where the first Sporehunt actually happened over ten years ago. T&M Productions asked me to...
[19:22] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > Aya! This isn't the place where the first Sporehunt took place. It's the place where the second Sporehunt is GOING to take place. Did you even read the assignment description at all?
[19:23] <Aya Shameimaru> F[BLEEP]K!
[19:23] *** The video cuts out again. TAKE THREE!
[19:23] <Aya Shameimaru> Okay, let's try this again.
[19:23] * Aya Shameimaru holds up her hand to count down.
[19:23] <Aya Shameimaru> Three...two...
[19:23] * Aya Shameimaru gives Hatate the middle finger.
[19:24] <Aya Shameimaru> T&M Productions told me to come out here and survive for a whole week. You know why? Because I'm a f[BLEEP]king survivor! Just like the Onryo and the original Spores!
[19:24] <Aya Shameimaru> I've been training for this s[BLEEP]t since I was born in my mother's nest! Apparently there’s a gang of monkeys roaming this island. I'm gonna find each monkey and I'm gonna punch them all in the damn face!
[19:25] * Aya Shameimaru is interrupted as something [BLEEP]s loudly on her vest.
[19:25] <???> Hello!
[19:26] * Aya Shameimaru looks pissed. “Hatate...turn off your walkie-talkie..."
[19:26] <Hatate (off-camera)> It's not mine.
[19:27] <Aya Shameimaru> Turn it off!
[19:28] <Hatate (off-camera)> Aya, look down! It's not mine!
[19:28] * Aya Shameimaru looks down at her vest pocket. The radio beeps again.
[19:28] <???> Helloooooooooo! Can you hear me
[19:29] <Aya Shameimaru> Yes! I can hear you! >_<;;
[19:29] <???> Great! How ya doing, girl? Can you see us?
[19:29] *** In the distance there's a decent-sized yacht sailing a few hundred meters off of the shore.
[19:30] <Aya Shameimaru> Yes. I. Can. See. You.
[19:30] <???> All right! Let's get this party started! You should be here, girl!
[19:31] *** /DM The scene switches to show lots of young people in bathing suits start dancing and shouting as the music starts playing. Pop-culture icons like Dustin Timberwolf, Ciley Myrus, Psy, and hyperconservative radical politician Farah Salin are just some of the popular people present (although what the f[BLEEP]k is Farah Salin doing there?!)
[19:31] *** The party has everything from serious rave music, lots of booze, and plenty of bikini-clad girls and pretty-boy-wannabes wearing ragged clothing and their pants halfway down their legs engaging in full-on twerking.
[19:32] *** The scene switches back to Aya, who now looks EXTREMELY weary and glum.
[19:32] <Aya Shameimaru> ...f[BLEEP]k you. F[BLEEP]k you f[BLEEP]k you f[BLEEP]k you f[BLEEP]k you.
[19:33] * Aya Shameimaru points at Hatate.
[19:33] <Aya Shameimaru> And f[BLEEP]k you too. Honestly, I have to drink coconut piss and eat fire-baked lizards and my f[BLEEP]king producer gets to drink sake off of the Idolmaster Girls' tits. This is bulls[BLEEP]t! I should be over there!
[19:34] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > wanna lick sake off of an idoru's breasts? I didn’t know you swung that way...
[19:34] * Aya Shameimaru shoves Hatate and swats at her camera.
[19:35] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > HEY! Don't mess with our camera! Are you kidding me? This thing cost us 120000 yen!
[19:35] *** The scene switches, and Aya is now trudging through ankle-deep murky water, surrounded by vines, bushes, and slender trees.
[19:35] <Aya Shameimaru> The first rule of survival is to find a water source. If you don't have water for three days, you will die!
[19:36] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > Whoa! Are you serious? Three days?
[19:36] <Aya Shameimaru> I didn't make that stuff up. Stop asking so many questions
[19:37] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > Well, the reason I asked is because this water here doesn't look very clean.
[19:37] <Aya Shameimaru> I know! But I will find clean water! Okay?!
[19:38] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > Oh, you will because you're the Humble Tengu Reporter who can't do anything wrong.
[19:38] <Aya Shameimaru> Hey! T&M Productions hired me to do all this. They hired you to follow me around and press some buttons! Oh my gosh! Zoom in, zoom out! So difficult!
[19:39] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) > They hired me because I’m good with cameras. You just use still-frame photography. HOLY S[BLEEP]T! SNAKE! SNAKE! SNAKE BY YOUR LEG!!!!
[19:39] * Aya Shameimaru starts screaming as she whips out her machete and starts swinging and hacking at everything near her legs, stabbing at the water several times and nearly losing her balance more than once.
[19:40] * Hatate Himekaidou (off camera) is laughing the whole time.
[19:40] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> F[BLEEP]k you, Aya! ^__^.._|_
[19:41] <Aya Shameimaru> IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!
[19:41] *** Scene-switch. The girls are now by the bank of a large rock-strewn stream. There's a small waterfall in the background that's obviously the source of the water.
[19:42] <Aya Shameimaru> See?! I told you I could find water! You know what I'm naming that waterfall? I'm gonna call it the "F[BLEEP]k You Hatate Falls"! How you like that!? :D
[19:42] * Aya Shameimaru kneels down to drink the water.
[19:42] <Aya Shameimaru> This right here is possibly the freshest water in the world right here...
[19:43] * Hatate Himekaidou is panning the camera further upstream.
[19:43] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Uhh, Aya?
[19:44] <Aya Shameimaru> Please...I'm acting thirsty here.
[19:44] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Aya, stop drinking.
[19:44] <Aya Shameimaru> Shut up! I'm concentrating! I...
[19:45] * Hatate Himekaidou has finished refocusing the camera. There's a rotting monkey carcass lying in the water further upstream. Aya immediately starts freaking out at the sight of it.
[19:45] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Hey! It's one of the monkeys you said you were gonna beat up!
[19:45] * Aya Shameimaru is busy gagging and throwing up.
[19:46] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Bear Gryls you definitely aren't.
[19:46] <Aya Shameimaru> You'd better'd better not leave this part in the final cut we show at Sub-Sen, Hatate! I mean it! I'll f[BLEEP]king cut you if you do!
[19:47] *** A horn blows in the distance. A few seconds later it blows again.
[19:47] <Aya Shameimaru> What's that?
[19:48] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> No idea. Didn't they say this island’s deserted?
[19:49] *** Scene-switch. The girls are making there way through a field of tall leafy plants and high grasses. The trees have thinned out and the high hills that are further inland are visible. The horn blows again, only this time it's closer and something can be heard moving through the grasses.
[19:49] <Aya Shameimaru> What's that?
[19:49] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Is that a deer?
[19:50] * A man staggers out from a small thicket. He's wearing an actual deer carcass OVER his shoulders, the legs tied at his waste so that he can't take it off. He looks dirty, exhausted, and utterly terrified.
[19:50] <Aya Shameimaru> That's a human! D:
[19:50] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Holy crap! Look! Look! He's inside of a f[BLEEP]king deer!!!
[19:51] < Aya Shameimaru> SIR!? Sir! Are you all right?!
[19:51] * The man stops and sees Aya and Hatate. His eyes are glassy with panic.
[19:51] <The man> PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!!
[19:51] *** Gunfire suddenly starts up. Automatic weapons are being fired at the man. The man resumes running in a blind panic and Aya and Hatate quickly retreat, diving into a thicket of bushes and throwing themselves flat against the ground. The shooting stops after a few seconds.
[19:52] *** Several more seconds pass and a small group of people come up. Most of the group is made up of a bunch of young women who ALL look like exact clones of Excel from "Excel Saga". The Excels are ALL armed with AKM assault rifles.
[19:52] *** There's also a man (at least it LOOKS like a man) who's wearing a horse-head mask spray-painted pink and long curly red wig. He's also wearing a saddle that’s been strapped into place directly behind his shoulders.
[19:53] *** Riding directly ON the man is a well-endowed woman with green hair and red eyes, wearing a rather tight-fitting white dress shirt, a yellow tie, a plaid vest, and a long plaid dress. She blows another loud note from the bugle she has in her hands.
[19:53] *** Yuuka Kazami has joined #suburbansenshi3
[19:53] <@spiritflame> konbanwa yuuka kazami
[19:53] <Yuuka Kazami> Aw f[BLEEP]k! Hold up. I think my horse needs a break.
[19:54] * Yuuka Kazami stops and gets down off of her "horse", who immediately collapses to his knees, his chest heaving in such a way that suggests that he's ready to pass out from exhaustion. Yuuka strokes his head.
[19:54] <Yuuka Kazami> My poor pony. My poor little pony. Such a good little pony, you know that? You were many things in this life...
[19:54] * Yuuka Kazami pulls out a pistol from a shoulder-holster and starts to take aim.
[19:54] <Yuuka Kazami> ...But you were a better horse...then you ever were a man.
[19:54] <Horse-man> MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~!!!!
[19:55] * Yuuka Kazami shoots the man through the head. Blood spews from the through-and-though head wound. As he falls over she looks around, at one point staring in the direction of the camera. "Hey! You smell that?"
[19:56] *** The Excel-clones look around in confusion.
[19:56] * Yuuka Kazami suddenly fires a shot into the ground, still looking around. After another few seconds, she brings up the horn and blows another ultra-loud note.
[19:56] <Yuuka Kazami> BAMBI!!!! I'm sorry I shot your mommy, Bambi! Bambi!
[19:57] * Yuuka Kazami and the Excel-clones all rush off in a different direction, leaving Aya and Hatate alone. After a full minute the two girls emerge from hiding.
[19:57] <Aya Shameimaru> Quick! Let's check on the guy!
[19:58] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> F[BLEEP]k! That was Yuuka! What's she doing here? What's she doing here?!
[19:58] <Aya Shameimaru> This guy's dead! He's really dead!
[19:58] <Hatate Himekaidou (off camera)> Of course he is! It’s Yuuka! She's f[BLEEP]king crazy! We've gotta get off the island! Call the boat!
[19:59] *** Scene-switch: back on the party-yacht. The party is still going on at full speed, the music is still loud and fast, and the booze is still strong and plentiful. People are also laughing hysterically at the sound of Aya's voice over the speaker system: someone plugged the radio into it so that everyone could hear her.
[20:00] < Aya Shameimaru> I'm not frigging high, okay?! This is really happening here! Listen! Come pick us up. Right now! Or I will beat you to death with a horse's d[BLEEP]k! Do you hear me?! I will f[BLEEP]king murder you with a horse's d[BLEEP]k!!
[20:00] * Random party girl points towards the beach. “Hey look! There are people on the beach now!”
[20:01] *** Everyone cheers and waves to the Excel-clones on the beach. Girls start twerking towards them and party-boys start reverse-twerking at them too.
[20:01] *** Suddenly the gunfire starts.
[20:01] *** One of the twerking girls starts screaming like a banshee as she gets shot through her ass by a bullet that punches all the way through BOTH of her buttocks.
[20:02] *** A party-guy trying to take a 'selfie" takes a direct hit through his forehead as he snaps it.
[20:02] *** Pedobear starts flailing and spasming as he takes multiple gunshots to his crotch, one after the other, as if the bullets are just homing in on that spot. Meanwhile everyone else has broken down into a mad panic as the barrage continues. Finally, whoever's holding the camera gets caught in an explosion and the scene goes to static.
[20:02] *** Scene-switch: back to the island. Aya is still trying to work with her walkie-talkie.
[20:03] <Aya Shameimaru> Hello?! What's going on over there?!
[20:03] * Hatate Himekaidou is pointing at a rising plume of dark smoke originating back towards the beach. In the distance comes a dull boom.
[20:04] *** Scene-switch: Aya and Hatate are charging through the forest like something out of the Blair Witch Project. There's lots of panting, gasping, and the occasional complaint as Aya stumbles because of her single-tooth getas. Finally, they both arrive at the beach. The boat is on fire in the distance and there's a dead body lying in the sand.
[20:05] <Hatate Himekaidou> Look! Looklooklooklooklooklook!!
[20:05] <Aya Shameimaru> S[BLEEP]t! S[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]ts[BLEEP]t!
[20:05] *** Both girls hear the sounds of crying and screaming further down the beach. They both quickly hide behind a row of rocks and carefully peer over them. Several dozen meters away a large group of Excel-clones have surrounded three survivors from the boat and are forcing them away from the water with kicking, shoving, and lots and lots of yelling.
[20:06] * The survivors are none other than Juan Cruz and Hatie Kolms (famous porn stars and celebrity spokespeople for the Church of Hubology) and the insanely popular teen singer Bustin Jieber.
[20:07] <Yuuka Kazami> Imperialists! Colonialists! F[BLEEP]k! You're here to piss on my gardens AND my sunshine, aren't you?!
[20:07] <Random Excel> Hey! Look! We found this camera on their boat! And it's recording too
[20:08] <Juan Cruz> Do you know who I am??!! I will pound so much ethics into you...!
[20:08] * Yuuka Kazami ignores him as she carefully and gently helps Hatie Kolms to her feet.
[20:09] <Yuuka Kazami> There, there. It's all okay, Sophie. Can I call you Sophie? We're going to play a little game, okay? Won't that be fun? It's called "Wheels of Fortune". Except there aren't any wheels. And I'm not going to give you my fortune. I want YOU to decide...
[20:09] * Yuuka Kazami pulls out her gun and points it at Jieber and Cruz.
[20:10] <Yuuka Kazami> Who deserves to die.
[20:10] <Yuuka Kazami> Make your choice. Either him...
[20:10] *** The camera settles on Bustin Jieber.
[20:10] <Yuuka Kazami> Or him.
[20:10] *** The camera settles on Juan Cruz.
[20:11] <Yuuka Kazami> Either way, these men...they don't know your name. Your real f[BLEEP]king name. Okay! Music please!
[20:11] <Juan Cruz> I love you, Hatie! Don't give in to Dakkadakkazog's temptations
[20:12] <Bustin Jieber> N-n-n-n-no! Please Hatie! I have other kids!
[20:12] <Juan Cruz > No you don't, you sack of s[BLEEP]t liar! You were on the news announcing to everyone how they WEREN'T your children!
[20:12] <Bustin Jieber> You don't really love her, you f[BLEEP]ker! You said she's a c[BLEEP]kaholic...!
[20:13] *** Both men start fighting.
[20:13] * Yuuka Kazami puts her hands on the gun that she's made Hatie Kolms hold and shoots both of them through the head.
[20:14] <Yuuka Kazami> Wow!!! I give you one and you take two! You're greedy!
[20:14] <Hatie Kolms> You did it! You said one! You said one!
[20:14] <Yuuka Kazami> I lied! ^_____^
[20:14] <Random Excel> Hey, Yuuka-sama! Take a look at this!
[20:15] * Yuuka Kazami is handed a walkie-talkie and an iPad, upon which is playing the previews for the Sporehunt Experience, starring...!
[20:15] <Yuuka Kazami> o__o
[20:15] <Yuuka Kazami> O___O
[20:15] <Yuuka Kazami> ^vvvv^
[20:16] <Yuuka Kazami> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
[20:16] *** Scene-switch: back over to Aya and Hatate, who have been watching everything.
[20:17] <Yuuka Kazami> Tengu Tabloid Girl! Is here! She! Is! Here!
[20:17] * Aya Shameimaru jumps as her walkie-talkie beeps.
[20:18] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya! Let me be the first to graciously welcome you to my island. I am a...big fan of your work. I have read most of your publications, even the s[BLEEP]tty, slanderous stuff. I LOVED you in the Tengu Girl Photo Album by Scarlet Devil Publications...
[20:18] <Hatate Himekaidou> F[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]k!! She knows you're here!
[20:18] <Yuuka Kazami> Excels! This is Aya Shameimaru. Big reporter-girl back home in Gensokyo. Big. Important. Annoying. Reporter-girl.
[20:19] * Aya Shameimaru pokes her head up, then quickly ducks back down.
[20:19] <Yuuka Kazami> Uhhh...I know it's you over there. Yeah! I see you behind those rocks! Especially that bright red hat of yours...!
[20:20] <Aya Shameimaru> S[BLEEP]t! S[BLEEP]t! Run, Hatate! Don't stop
[20:20] *** Both girls run like crazy towards the trees. Almost immediately the Excel-clones howl and cheer as they start to chase after them.
[20:21] <Yuuka Kazami> I saw her while she was over there peeking up. Spotted her. Like a sniper! We’re going to have a little bit of fun. We're going to make like a reality show! Come on! Follow me, you f[BLEEP]kers in the viewing audience!
[20:21] *** Scene-switch: Aya and Hatate are dashing through the jungle, smashing their way through plants, fronds, and branches. Behind them in the not-too-far distance are what sound like a dozen Excel-clones baying like wolves and screaming "Haaaiiiiil Yuuka-sama!" as they pursue.
[20:22] * Hatate Himekaidou suddenly trips and sprawls hard. She loses hold of the camera and it lands pointing back at her.
[20:22] <Hatate Himekaidou> OOOOWWW!! My ankle! My ankle I twisted it!
[20:22] <Aya Shameimaru> Come on! Get up get up!
[20:22] <Hatate Himekaidou > Just go! Get out of here!
[20:23] *** Aya flees! A few seconds later an Excel-clone rushed up and stops, pointing her rifle at Hatate.
[20:23] <Hatate Himekaidou > Don't shoot me!! T__T
[20:23] <Excel-clone> I got one! I got one of the scurrilous, scrofulous, annoying, antagonistic, antipathetic Tengu-trollops who'll soon be suffering every sexual torture known to man, woman, and beast for the glorious entertainment of the illustrious Yuuka-sama! Haaaaaaaaaaail...!
[20:24] * Aya Shameimaru rushes out from the bushes behind the Excel-clone and swings her machete with both hands. The Excel-clone immediately falls silent. She then falls over, geysering blood from where her head used to be.
[20:24] <Hatate Himekaidou > Holy s[BLEEP]t! Holy s[BLEEP]t you f[BLEEP]ked her up!
[20:25] * Hatate Himekaidou picks up her camera. "Oh s[BLEEP]t! More of 'em!"
[20:25] *** Three more Excel-clones crash through the foliage, howling and yelling.
[20:25] * Aya Shameimaru snatches up the dead Excel-clone's rifle and opens fire with a full-auto blast, waving it back and forth as she hoses the Excels with bullets.
[20:26] *** All three Excel-clones spasm, flail, and dance a morbid jig as they're all raked with bullets and sent flopping backwards, deader than Hyatt after a Nascar crash. Just as much blood, though.
[20:26] <Aya Shameimaru> ...
[20:27] <Aya Shameimaru> YEAH! SUCK ON THAT! C'mon, Hatate! Let's go! Let's go!
[20:27] *** They continue fleeing.
[20:27] <Hatate Himekaidou> Where are we going!?
[20:28] <Aya Shameimaru> Away from Yuuka and those f[BLEEP]ked up clone girls! Did you see them? They're all crazy!
[20:28] *** Both girls suddenly emerge from the jungle onto a dirt road that leads directly towards a small settlement surrounded by a rough wooden palisade. The settlement is silent, but spaced along the side of the road are a bunch of heads.
[20:29] *** The heads aren't severed! They're actually people who’ve been buried up to their necks and left there!
[20:29] <Aya Shameimaru> What the hell is this place?!
[20:29] <Hatate Himekaidou> This is way beyond Yuuka's normal level of crazy! This is just f[BLEEP]ked up!
[20:30] <Aya Shameimaru> Ah! AAAAAAAHHH!! One of 'ems alive! Get it off me!
[20:30] * The buried head of Lush Rimbaugh bites onto Aya's sock and tugs relentlessly like a desperate dog. Suddenly a bunch of gunshots ring out.
[20:31] * Hatate Himekaidou screams and falls, dropping the camera in the process. It hits the ground and rolls back to point at her: she's been hit in the back of her leg. "OOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW~!!!O
[20:32] *** More gunshots rings out. Several bullets strike plants and trees near Aya.
[20:32] * Aya Shameimaru runs for it! "I...I...I’ll come back for you!" O____o
[20:33] * Hatate Himekaidou is left by herself. Off-camera there come the sounds of someone running quickly towards her. She looks back and really starts to panic as she sees who it is.
[20:33] <Hatate Himekaidou> Oh s[BLEEP]t! Oh s[BLEEP]t! Oh pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease~! O_____O
[20:33] * Yuuka Kazami dives on top of Hatate and starts to pummel the crap out of her. After a few blows Hatate is wailing.
[20:34] * Yuuka Kazami headbutts her once...twice...three times.
[20:34] * Hatate Himekaidou isn't crying any more. x___X
[20:34] * Yuuka Kazami stands up and picks up the camera, aiming back towards her face.
[20:35] <Yuuka Kazami> We're the ones on vacation here. >:D
[20:35] *** Scene switch: inside of a ramshackle camp. The camera is on a table viewing Hatate, who has her hands tied overhead to a ceiling beam. Other captives are tied up the same way. An Excel-clone notices the camera and starts using it.
[20:36] *** Scene switch: someone is carrying the camera around and recording the various goings-on of the camp. Ciley Myrus is inside a bamboo cage that’s not tall enough for her to stand in. Excel-clones are outside the cage, zapping Ciley in the ass with cattle prods.
[20:36] *** Scene switch: a Kyubey is being spit-roasted over a fire.
[20:36] *** Scene switch: Farah Salin is tied up next to Hatate, looking utterly miserable and scared. Yuuka leans in close and strokes Farah's hair with her finger.
[20:37] <Yuuka Kazami> Have I ever told you the definition of insanity?
[20:37] <Hatate Himekaidou> Just leave her alone and let us go! F[BLEEP]king psycho b[BLEEP]ch!
[20:38] * Yuuka Kazami pulls out her gun and presses it against Hatate's neck.
[20:38] <Yuuka Kazami> Shut up! Shut up! Do not f[BLEEP]k with me! I will f[BLEEP]king kill you! Then I'll drag you out into the fields and then I'll kill you again! Then I'll grind your f[BLEEP]king corpse into chunky salsa and use you as fertilizer!
[20:39] <???> Leave her alone!!!
[20:39] *** The camera /ME spins around to reveal...Aya! She’s slowly walking through the gate into the camp, still clutching the gun she got off the Excel-clone she decapitated.
[20:40] <Aya Shameimaru> Let! Hatate! Go!
[20:40] * Yuuka Kazami walks towards Aya with over a dozen Excel-clones backing her up.
[20:40] * Aya Shameimaru threatens them all with her gun. "Stand back!"
[20:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Put down the gun.
[20:40] <Aya Shameimaru> You first!
[20:40] <Yuuka Kazami> Put your gun down.
[20:41] <Aya Shameimaru> No, you put your guns down.
[20:41] <Yuuka Kazami> I said you first, my friend.
[20:41] <Aya Shameimaru> You are NOT my friend!
[20:41] <Yuuka Kazami> That is a subjective philosophical point of view. Put your gun down and let's go.
[20:41] <Aya Shameimaru> HEY! One more step and I will shoot ALL of you psychotic b[BLEEP]ches.
[20:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Oh yeah? If I take one step you'll shoot me?
[20:42] * Yuuka Kazami grins and takes a single step towards Aya. "Like this?"
[20:42] * Aya Shameimaru screams at the top of her lungs and opens fire! For the next four full seconds her rifle fires on full auto, burning through the entire clip. Aya is panting heavily as she surveys the carnage.
[20:43] * Yuuka Kazami hasn't twitched or moved. All of the Excel-clones are checking themselves over: not one of them was hit. Aya missed them all. Somewhere in the background the rickety wooden railing on one of the buildings cracks and falls off.
[20:43] <Aya Shameimaru> D:
[20:43] <Yuuka Kazami> Do you have any god-damn idea how rude that was?
[20:43] * Aya Shameimaru F[BLEEP]KING RUNS FOR IT!!! A moment later the Excels are chasing after her, howling like demons.
[20:44] *** Scene switch – Yuuka is standing back on the beach with the water behind her. It actually looks very tranquil and pleasant at that location.
[20:45] <Yuuka Kazami> Hello Sub-Sen peoples! Between you and me you should be outside, playing in the sunshine instead of watching Ginga TV's bulls[BLEEP]t. Since you are still here welcome to my show. Take a look at my island. AYA SHAMEIMARU, WHERE ARE YOU?!
[20:46] * Yuuka Kazami turns, smiles, and points at something off-camera. The camera turns to the side and reveals...Aya Shameimaru, buried up to her neck in the sand. Yuuka goes over to her. "Say hello to the Sub-Sen peoples."
[20:47] <Aya Shameimaru> F[BLEEP]k! You! You psycho!
[20:47] * Yuuka Kazami sits down beside Aya, pulls out a gun, and aims it at Aya's head.
[20:47] <Yuuka Kazami> What did you say, Aya? What the f[BLEEP]k did you say?
[20:47] <Aya Shameimaru> O___O;;;
[20:48] <Yuuka Kazami> Okay, I did not decide if I want to kill Aya or not.
[20:48] <Aya Shameimaru> What?!
[20:48] <Yuuka Kazami> I want to know what you people thing. What you really think. I want you to comment "Like" if you want her to live, "Dislike" if you want her to die.
[20:48] <Aya Shameimaru> Whaaaaaaaat!?!
[20:49] * Yuuka Kazami gets up and walks over to a tripod made out of three sturdy pieces of bamboo held together with twine. "Take a look at my tripod. I built it myself. Looks like a Hollywood thing, right Aya?"
[20:49] <Aya Shameimaru> Y-y-y-y-yeah! You're great! Really
[20:49] <Yuuka Kazami> Put the camera on the tripod.
[20:50] *** The camera-holder puts the camera down onto the tripod and spends the next few seconds carefully positioning it so that it's focused on Aya.
[20:50] <Yuuka Kazami> Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate it, my friend. Ladies and gentlemen of Suburban Senshi...don't forget to tune in our daily tortures...
[20:50] <Aya Shameimaru> WHAT!!??
[20:50] <Yuuka Kazami> ...while I teach Aya here how to be a real woman.
[20:50] <Aya Shameimaru> Torture?! What are you talking about?!
[20:50] <Yuuka Kazami> Thank you, and bye-bye.
[20:51] *** Torture #1
[20:51] * Aya Shameimaru is still buried up to her neck, unable to move.
[20:51] * Yuuka Kazami slooooooooowly moves into the camera’s field of view from the side, smiling happily.
[20:52] <Yuuka Kazami> Hello! And welcome to my show! Today we do our first torture. Now, I've been hearing all about this whole Ice Bucket Challenge thing lately, and how it's being used to raise money for disease research or something.
[20:52] * Yuuka Kazami backs up and wanders over to Aya. "Aya! Ice Bucket Challenge! I CHOOSE YOU!!"
[20:52] * Aya Shameimaru looks up just in time to see Yuuka upend an entire cooler filled with ice cubes over her head. "AAAAAAAAGGGHHH~!!!"
[20:52] <Yuuka Kazami> I choose you again!
[20:53] * Yuuka Kazami empties another cooler filled with ice over Aya's head.
[20:53] <Yuuka Kazami> And again!
[20:53] * Aya Shameimaru screams as she gets even more ice poured over her head, which is now almost completely buried underneath a large pile of ice cubes.
[20:53] <Yuuka Kazami> Don't cry! It's all for disease research, Aya. Just think about the children!
[20:53] *** Scene switch – Torture #2
[20:54] * Aya Shameimaru is still buried. At the moment she seems to be dozing. A spider starts crawling up her cheek and rests on her nose.
[20:54] * Aya Shameimaru wakes up and sees the spider. O__O
[20:54] <Aya Shameimaru> Ugh! Ah! Aaaaah! Oh crap! Crapcrapcrap!
[20:55] * Yuuka Kazami rushes over. “What's wrong?”
[20:55] <Aya Shameimaru> There's a spider on my nose! Get it off! Get it off! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease~!!!
[20:55] * Yuuka Kazami reaches down, carefully plucks the spider off of Aya's nose, and trots off, taking the spider with her.
[20:55] <Aya Shameimaru> Oh! Thank you!
[20:55] <Yuuka Kazami> You’re welcome!
[20:56] * Aya Shameimaru is left alone for a few seconds, then Yuuka returns, carrying a large rectangular box with built-in carrying handles. It's some kind of battery pack.
[20:56] * Yuuka Kazami is also carrying jumper cables. "Have you ever been in love, Aya? I've been in love once..."
[20:57] * Aya Shameimaru sees the battery pack and jumper cables as Yuuka sits down beside her. "S[BLEEP]T!!! Okay-okay! IgetitIgetitIgetit!! Bring back the spider! That's cool with me! Please! Please!"
[20:57] * Yuuka Kazami starts attaching the jumper cables to their proper leads on the battery pack.
[20:58] <Aya Shameimaru> No don't! What do you want me to do?! I'll suck a d[BLEEP]k! I swear, I will suck a D[BLEEP]K!! Just don't use those on me!! What the f[BLEEP]k do you want?! I will suck anyone's D[BLEEP]K you want me to!!!!
[20:58] * Yuuka Kazami giggles as she touches the free ends of the jumper cables together - there's a bit of a spark. Not a tremendous amount of current, but enough for a definite spark and noticeable discharge. She then starts to slowly bring the cables closer to the sides of Aya's head.
[20:59] <Yuuka Kazami> Here we go!
[20:59] <Aya Shameimaru> NO! NO! NO!
[20:59] *** Contact is made.
[21:00] <Aya Shameimaru> Adjshgdkasjfbgavasiygslavgajlvcqgwiufgsdikdzagvfyuahbvdsacvfadsgf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kf[BLEEP]kfuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
[21:00] * Aya Shameimaru is jerking and spasming as she's shocked, passing out after several seconds.
[21:00] <Yuuka Kazami> AAAH-hahahahahaha! That was awesome, Aya! Your head was jiggling back and forth like one of those bobble-head things! That was great, Aya! Aya?
[21:01] * Aya Shameimaru isn't moving.
[21:01] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya?
[21:01] * Yuuka Kazami touches the cables to Aya's head again for a moment. Aya jerks a little in response. She tries again for a little bit longer, causing Aya to jerk some more and groan.
[21:02] * Yuuka Kazami shocks her again. "Wake the f[BLEEP]k up, Aya..."
[21:02] * Aya Shameimaru screams as she wakes up. Meanwhile, the battery pack sparks and shorts out
[21:02] <Yuuka Kazami> F[BLEEP]K! You scared the f[BLEEP]k out of me, you piece of s[BLEEP]t!
[21:02] <Aya Shameimaru> I s[BLEEP]t myself... T__T
[21:03] <Yuuka Kazami> You a[BLEEP]le! You broke it! No more battery electricity for you!
[21:03] * Yuuka Kazami packs everything up and gets ready to leave. "You can't die yet. We've got a bunch more episodes to do. You want water? Mangos? Bananas?"
[21:03] * Aya Shameimaru just groans.
[21:03] <Yuuka Kazami> Okay! I'll be back soon!
[21:04] *** Scene switch - Torture #3
[21:04] * Aya Shameimaru is STILL buried and she's really starting to look haggard and desperate
[21:04] <Aya Shameimaru> Hello? HELLO??!!?
[21:04] * Yuuka Kazami walks up, carrying something in her hands. She sits down behind Aya.
[21:04] <Aya Shameimaru> Is that water? Is that water?!
[21:05] <Yuuka Kazami> It's better than water! Trust me! Here...hold still.
[21:05] * Yuuka Kazami is holding a spherical fishbowl in her hands...containing several large hairy spiders, each the size of a person's palm. She starts to slowly fit Aya's head into the opening. Aya, however, can't see ANY of it.
[21:05] <Aya Shameimaru> Water?!
[21:06] <Yuuka Kazami> Yeah, don't careful, don't hurt yourself...careful...
[21:06] <Aya Shameimaru> What is this? What...
[21:06] * Yuuka Kazami finishes putting Aya's head completely inside the fishbowl.
[21:06] * Aya Shameimaru suddenly notices...
[21:07] <Yuuka Kazami> Woooooooooooooooooooooo~!!!! ^_______^
[21:07] * Yuuka Kazami starts beating on the fishbowl like it's a set of bongos while Aya goes into utter hysterical panic.
[21:07] *** Scene switch - Torture #4
[21:08] * Aya Shameimaru is really having problems now. The tide has come in, the water has risen up by over a foot, and the only indication that Aya's even still there (or even alive) is from the piece of bamboo that’s obviously being used by her as a snorkel. Water is blown out at regular intervals, indicating it's not a very good snorkel.
[21:08] * Yuuka Kazami is standing next to the snorkel, her dress pulled up around her waist to avoid getting too wet.
[21:09] <Yuuka Kazami> Looks like the tide came up pretty high this time. For those of you just joining in, I've got Aya Shameimaru here, a well-known girl from Gensokyo, doing some snorkeling.
[21:09] * Yuuka Kazami leans over to talk into the snorkel. "Aya, how are you doing right now?"
[21:09] * Aya Shameimaru blows a gout of seawater into Yuuka's face.
[21:10] <Yuuka Kazami> ...Heh! That wasn't in the script. It's improv. She's a reporter by day and a comedian by night, folks! Funny girl. Now Aya...
[21:10] * Aya Shameimaru blows another gout of water into Yuuka's face.
[21:10] * Yuuka Kazami frowns, leans further down, and punches down into the water, aiming for Aya's head.
[21:11] <Yuuka Kazami> Once is funny, two times is f[BLEEP]king annoying. How ya like that, ya f[BLEEP]khead reporter.
[21:11] * Yuuka Kazami turns to the camera and walks over. "You know how tourists keep coming over here to my island? Doing some f[BLEEP]king snorkeling, playing with the fishes and all kinds of f[BLEEP]king things and trample all over my gardens?"
[21:11] <Yuuka Kazami> I'll tell you what. Next time you come to my island and mess up my fields...
[21:11] * Aya Shameimaru points back at Aya. Her snorkel is still blowing out water.
[21:12] <Yuuka Kazami> You can come and do some snorkeling for free. For you, your wife, your children, all your relatives.
[21:12] <Yuuka Kazami> Come vacation here! ^vvvv^
[21:12] *** Scene switch - Torture #5
[21:13] * Aya Shameimaru is no longer underwater. The tide has receded, but Aya herself looks like absolute hell now. Her hair's a mess, her skin is pale, and the skin beneath her eyes is grey and sunken. She looks around with eyes that are bleary and unfocused.
[21:13] * Yuuka Kazami walks up.
[21:13] <Yuuka Kazami> Good morning, Aya. Did you have a good night's sleep?
[21:13] <Yuuka Kazami> ...
[21:14] <Yuuka Kazami> You look like s[BLEEP]t. Seriously, you look like f[BLEEP]king s[BLEEP]t. Here...
[21:14] * Yuuka Kazami is holding a plain metal bucket. She kneels down next to Aya and carefully puts it over her head.
[21:14] <Aya Shameimaru> Wha is this...?
[21:14] <Yuuka Kazami> Just giving you something to shade you. I'll be back.
[21:14] * Yuuka Kazami walks away, leaving Aya alone with a large bucket completely covering her head.
[21:15] * Yuuka Kazami rushes back, holding several lit strings of firecrackers in her hands that she quickly puts underneath the bucket! Pushing down on the base of the bucket, she waits.
[21:15] * Aya Shameimaru starts screaming as the firecracker strings all start going off right by her head, the sounds of the explosions magnified by the metal! After several seconds the firecrackers stop.
[21:15] <Yuuka Kazami> AH-hahahahahhahahaha! Oh Kami-sama that was great! Aya! Aya?
[21:16] * Aya Shameimaru lifts the bucket off on Aya. Aya is unconscious once more, her head lolling back.
[21:16] <Yuuka Kazami> Don't you think that was funny? Hey. Wake up. Aya, wake up. Aya! Wake up! Don’t play games here. EXCELS! GET SOME WATER! BRING THE BATTERIES! THE SPIDERS! EVERYTHING! BRING IT! Aya, wake up buddy! GET THE BATTERIES!!!
[21:16] *** Scene switch - Torture #6
[21:17] * Yuuka Kazami is sitting on the ground close to Aya. Aya is still buried up to her neck, but she's been moved further away from the water. The trees at the edge of the beach are much closer, and both of them are covered by the shadows cast by the foliage. Aya's still unconscious, and Yuuka's hands are clasped in front of her.
[21:18] <Yuuka Kazami> I don't know what it is, folks. When I came here earlier to check on Aya, she wasn't speaking. She wasn't smiling. She wasn't moving. I'm thinking it could be the sun, so I moved her out of the sun and put her in the shade. And she's still not moving as you can see.
[21:18] <Yuuka Kazami> So unfortunately I'm not going to torture her right now. I'm going to wait for her to recuperate a little bit. I am so sorry, peoples of Suburban Senshi.
[21:18] <Yuuka Kazami> I'd like to ask for you all to pray for her.
[21:18] <Yuuka Kazami> I want you to send her positive energy.
[21:19] <Yuuka Kazami> I'm going to freshen her up a little bit and that's that. I love you, Aya. We're all praying for you to come back to life. We all love you very much.
[21:19] * Yuuka Kazami gets up and walks off-camera for a moment. She comes back holding a large, steaming kettle, then she crouches down directly behind Aya's head.
[21:20] *** The kettle is filled with tea, btw.
[21:20] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya...I'm going to freshen you up a little bit, okay?
[21:21] * Yuuka Kazami starts to slowly pour the steamy hot contents of the kettle onto the back of Aya's head in an unbroken steady stream, just as if she was...
[21:21] <Yuuka Kazami> Wake up, Aya! Wake up...! ^vvv^
[21:21] * Aya Shameimaru jerks, sputters, and shakes her head wildly, trying to understand what's happening.
[21:21] <Aya Shameimaru> Huh? What?!
[21:22] <Yuuka Kazami> SHE'S ALIVE!! SHE'S ALIVE!! Yes!
[21:22] <Aya Shameimaru> OH MY F[BLEEP]KING GOD, ARE YOU PEEING ON ME??!!
[21:22] * Yuuka Kazami keeps pouring the kettle of tea onto Aya's head. "Open up, it's real vitamins!"
[21:22] <Aya Shameimaru> It's so hot!!! Why is it so hot!?
[21:23] <Yuuka Kazami> That's because it's coming from my ginormous rhinoceros bladder, you Tengu-tabloid-motherf[BLEEP]ker! Take it all in! I made sure to have a lot of vitamins this morning.
[21:23] * Yuuka Kazami keeps pouring.
[21:23] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin C!
[21:23] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin E!
[21:24] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin W!
[21:24] <Yuuka Kazami> Vitamin P!
[21:24] <Aya Shameimaru> It's so hot!! T__T
[21:25] <Yuuka Kazami> You know, I never thought when I read up on all of the stuff about Sporehunt and Suburban Senshi that I'd piss on the head of someone working for them. I feel like I'm pissing on Ginga TV right now. I'M PISSING ON GINGA TV~!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:25] *** Scene switch - Torture #7
[21:25] *** The camera shows the interior of the camp again. Hatate is currently inside a bamboo cage, looking miserable but very much alive and looking to be in far better condition than Aya. It zooms in on Hatate's leg for some reason: it's been cleaned up and bandaged securely.
[21:26] *** The camera rotates to show Yuuka at a barbecue grill, putting several pieces of steak on it.
[21:26] <Hatate Himekaidou > ....
[21:26] <Yuuka Kazami> Hey, quit sulking. You're not on my s[BLEEP]t-list like your buddy is so you're getting out of here in one piece. Maybe. Eventually. Aya on the other hand...
[21:27] *** The scene switches back to the beach. Yuuka is sitting beside Aya with a tray, upon which there's a white flower in a small vase, a glass of wine, and a plate with a piece of grilled meat. Yuuka is cutting the meat into pieces and feeding Aya a bite.
[21:28] <Yuuka Kazami> Isn't this nice? You know, I get so tired sometimes of all the killing and the shooting.
[21:28] <Aya Shameimaru> It's nice!
[21:28] <Yuuka Kazami> It's nice to have a quiet little moment with you like this, Aya.
[21:28] * Yuuka Kazami feeds Aya another bite, which she eagerly eats. "Do you like your protein? It's going to make you big. It's going to make you muscular. It's going to make you strong. It's going to make you a real woman. Have a bit of this wine…"
[21:29] * Yuuka Kazami picks up the glass, which has a straw in it, which she holds close to Aya's mouth. Aya quickly takes a big sip.
[21:29] <Aya Shameimaru> Wine! Wine! Drink! Oooooohhh, thank you!
[21:30] <Yuuka Kazami> You haven't commented on the flowers I brought.
[21:30] <Aya Shameimaru> Oh, they're so lovely. Did you pick them out yourself?
[21:30] <Yuuka Kazami> I picked them from one of my gardens myself. I grow a lot of things here on the island. Have some more protein, my friend?
[21:30] * Yuuka Kazami starts cutting another piece to feed to Aya.
[21:30] <Aya Shameimaru> Oh yes! Please!
[21:30] <Yuuka Kazami> Protein makes a body grow strong and powerful. Have a big bite. Savor it.
[21:31] * Aya Shameimaru chews, then jerks a little as she bites down on something hard. She works something in her mouth, then spits it out into the sand. "What is that? What is it? What'd you put into the meat?!!"
[21:31] * Yuuka Kazami reaches down to examine what it was that Aya spit out.
[21:31] <Yuuka Kazami> Oh! It's the bullet that hit your friend in the leg.
[21:31] * Yuuka Kazami points at the steak on the plate.
[21:32] <Aya Shameimaru> Wait...WHAT?!!
[21:32] <Aya Shameimaru> HATATE???!!
[21:32] *** Elsewhere, Hatate sneezes as she senses someone talking about her.
[21:32] <Yuuka Kazami> This is Hatate. :P
[21:33] <Aya Shameimaru> YOU FED ME HATATE???!!
[21:33] <Yuuka Kazami> I didn't feed you Hatate. I fed you Hatate's leg! There’s a difference.
[21:33] <Aya Shameimaru> I'M A CANNIBAL!!!!! T___T
[21:33] <Yuuka Kazami> Not really! It's sirloin steak!
[21:34] <Yuuka Kazami> SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[21:34] *** Scene switch - Torture #8
[21:34] * Yuuka Kazami sits facing the camera, looking somber and thoughtful as she traces her finger over a handful of sand.
[21:34] * Yuuka Kazami looks directly at the camera, as if looking DIRECTLY at the people watching back at the Hotel.
[21:35] <Yuuka Kazami> Just when I thought I'd lost complete faith in you Humans…you turn around and do something utterly beautiful. The Human spirit is so full of mystery.
[21:35] <Yuuka Kazami> You Sub-Sen peoples voted for the life of Aya…and I'm going to keep my word.
[21:36] <Yuuka Kazami> /ME gets up and turns around to face Aya, who's still buried behind her.
[21:36] * Aya Shameimaru REALLY looks terrible. She's unconscious and motionless.
[21:36] <Yuuka Kazami> Aya! The folks at Suburban Senshi want you to live…so you're going to be in there for another two or three weeks, girl. So wake up and say something nice to the people of Sub-Sen
[21:37] * Aya Shameimaru is silent.
[21:37] <Yuuka Kazami> She's done this same joke twice already. Come on, wake up.
[21:37] * Aya Shameimaru pokes Aya, who barely moves at all.
[21:38] * Random Excel-clone suddenly rushes up. "Yuuka-sama! Yuuka-sama!"
[21:38] <Yuuka Kazami> WHAT?! Can't you see I’m trying to get lazy-bird here to wake up and do something funny?
[21:39] <Random Excel-clone> Six skydivers just landed on the island! One of them is a girl with bright pink hair!
[21:40] * Yuuka Kazami starts to grin. "Pink haired girl, you say?"
[21:40] * Yuuka Kazami points at the camera and smiles even more.
[21:40] <Yuuka Kazami> So the Sporehunt has begun! You hear that, Aya? You f[BLEEP]king people at Suburban Senshi…
[21:40] * Yuuka Kazami dashes off, leaving Aya behind. A few seconds later she comes back carrying a shovel.
[21:40] <Yuuka Kazami> First things first, I need to clean up my messes. You have to respect the environment, after all! Little boys and girls…always clean your room, and listen to your parents.
[21:41] * Yuuka Kazami starts shoveling sand on top of Aya's head. Aya moves just a little, but not enough to keep herself from being buried.
[21:41] <Yuuka Kazami> Sorry Aya…this won’t be too long…just a couple more…and now…last one!
[21:41] * Yuuka Kazami kneels down beside Aya's now-buried head. "I don’t think anyone’s going to find her now!"
[21:42] <Yuuka Kazami> ^vvv^
[21:42] * Yuuka Kazami runs off and doesn't come back. Almost a minute passes...
[21:43] <???> Hooooka!
[21:43] <???> Banoda! Arriba! Arriba! Pandomalanda!
[21:43] *** The camera falls over and buries itself partway in the sand, showing a few pairs of black-gloved hands quickly digging and unearthing Aya's head.
[21:43] <???> Smagua!
[21:44] * Aya Shameimaru jerks a little as a gallon’s worth of water is unceremoniously dumped over her face. Her eyes open and she stares around, gasping and panting.
[21:44] <Aya Shameimaru> …Awwww fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~!!
[21:44] *** The camera cuts out to static.
[21:44] *** The Sporehunt has begun.
[21:44] *** Welcome to Rook Island.
[21:45] *** Enjoy your stay.

[21:36] *** New Orleans - August 9th...
[21:38] *** the TARDIS lands...smoking...after a rocky voyage
[21:40] *** Meladina has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:40] <@spiritflame> konbanwa meladina
[21:41] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has left #suburbansenshi3
[21:41] *** Kaelyn P. Peinforte has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa kaelyn p. peinforte
[21:41] *** David O`Cain [] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:41] <@spiritflame> konbanwa david o`cain
[21:41] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte steps out..coughing...
[21:42] * David O`Cain gets out of the TARDIS as he coughs, "Was that supposed to happen?"
[21:42] *** just as David steps out..a car goes barreling towards him....and through him
[21:42] *** Nelius Raoul [CreativeChaos@LandofCarnage.nw] has joined #suburbansenshi3
[21:42] <@spiritflame> konbanwa nelius raoul
[21:43] <Nelius Raoul> ...did that go through him?
[21:43] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...that is not all *points up in the air*
[21:43] <David O`Cain> Um...
[21:44] * David O`Cain looks up, "What?"
[21:44] *** it's flashing night and day in the sky
[21:44] * Nelius Raoul looks skyward as well.
[21:44] <Nelius Raoul> Whoa.
[21:46] <David O`Cain> That is definitely not normal.
[21:46] <Meladina> We're no here to interfere
[21:46] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> where is the interference coming from?
[21:46] * Nelius Raoul looks all around.
[21:47] *** it looks like a number of cars are running through...all ghostly
[21:48] <Meladina> That's what we're looking for
[21:48] * David O`Cain looks at his surroundings, hoping to perhaps spot something out of the ordinary aside from the ghostlyness
[21:50] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> (( roll 1d10 david ))
[21:50] <spiritflame> David O`Cain rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[21:52] *** you don't notice anything beyond the ghostly cars at the moment
[21:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> will we find it
[21:53] * Nelius Raoul looks around as well. Hopefully there'll be a clue as to the fluctuations--- whether towards what caused them, or why the crash was the date.
[21:54] <Nelius Raoul> There has to be something we're not noticing right off the bat....
[21:55] *** roll 1d10, raoul
[21:55] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 4 ]
[21:55] *** once again..nothing noticable at this time
[21:55] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte walks past the cars..looking at each of them
[21:56] * David O`Cain walks around a bit as he looks
[21:57] *** roll, david
[21:57] * Nelius Raoul looks around as he checks out the area.
[21:58] <spiritflame> David O`Cain rolls 1d10 [ 3 ]
[21:59] *** roll, raoul
[22:00] <spiritflame> Nelius Raoul rolls 1d10 [ 8 ]
[22:02] *** there's no-WAIT in the see a section of the road that's more solid then the others.....
[22:02] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> something wrong, raoul?
[22:02] <Nelius Raoul> Hey, check that road over there....... it's a bit more solid-looking.
[22:02] * Nelius Raoul points at the solid road.
[22:03] <David O`Cain> Oh yeah?
[22:03] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte nods "let us go"
[22:05] * Nelius Raoul leads them over to the solid road. ((That is acceptable, right?))
[22:05] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> (( yeah ))
[22:06] *** you head for the solid road.....
[22:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .................
[22:06] * David O`Cain follows Nelius over to the section of the road
[22:09] <Nelius Raoul> I wonder, though--- what's the significance of this section? Something buried?
[22:09] *** on the solid's a frozen scene......a car is narrowly missing one car is amanda and chaplin...the other is unknown...however...a man is stepping in where amanda's car was suppose to be.........on the sidewalk holding some kind of device and looking the frozen image of Eilean...
[22:10] <Nelius Raoul> ?! What the---
[22:10] <David O`Cain> Whaaaa?
[22:11] <Nelius Raoul> What is that Eilean is holding?
[22:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...interesting
[22:11] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..I do not the device recongizable to you
[22:13] * Nelius Raoul looks over to see who is stepping in where Amanda's car would be.
[22:14] *** the man is medium height...spiky black hair...he looks startled...
[22:14] * Meladina takes a good look at the device
[22:15] <Nelius Raoul> I wonder what this means...... did Eilean try to change the past? Is this guy somehow connected?
[22:15] * David O`Cain takes a good look at the man
[22:16] *** the device looks to be of time lord technology..a kind of..short range temporal teleporter
[22:17] <Meladina> ......
[22:18] <Nelius Raoul> .....I hope this isn't connected to the outburst she had the other day.
[22:18] <Nelius Raoul> Haru was about to mention something, then Eilean flipped out and screamed that if nobody was going to help her, she'd get help elsewhere.
[22:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...lady Meladina?
[22:19] <Meladina> She...must have found help....that's time lord tech
[22:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte>'s time lord
[22:20] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...I don't think father would condone this action.....
[22:20] <David O`Cain> So, Eilean and this person were the cause?
[22:21] <Nelius Raoul> .........she was already quite emotionally hit when she heard of the crash, never mind that Jameson lost them as well. But in trying to change things so that they lived...... this catastrophe occured.
[22:23] <Nelius Raoul> I imagine finding out who this guy is would give us a lot more to work with.
[22:24] <Meladina> This moment is frozen in history....a paradox... Eilean did something incredibly detrimental to the timeline
[22:25] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...she does not seem to be the sort of person to do this on purpose
[22:25] <Nelius Raoul> You thinkin' someone goaded her into this?
[22:26] <Meladina> There are many time lords who would have
[22:27] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> the question is...what do we do with this.........
[22:28] <Meladina> Someone who wanted to cause trouble....
[22:28] <David O`Cain> Surely we can't reverse course...can we?
[22:30] <Nelius Raoul> You thinkin' to go back to before the crash, David--- see who that was that interfered?
[22:31] <Meladina> It is possible...but the liklihood...that it would succeed is roughly half
[22:31] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> there is a chance the bystander will die anyway...
[22:33] * David O`Cain shrugs
[22:33] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> we take that chance...
[22:34] <Nelius Raoul> We might have to--- if this is left unresolved in this manner, the distortions could act up again.
[22:36] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..might there be a way to save amanda and chaplin....and presreve the timeline?
[22:37] <Nelius Raoul> Hmmm.... about all I can think of is being there before the crash happens, maybe alter the course of the car that crashed into Amanda and Chaplin.....
[22:39] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> lady meladina...were there bodies identified in the crash
[22:40] <Meladina> /ooc hold on having trobulel
[22:40] <Meladina> (( ^ ))
[22:40] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> (( ok ))
[22:42] <Meladina> I wasn't there for anything...I don't know.
[22:43] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> are there records on the event?
[22:44] <Nelius Raoul> (An act of goodwill that spiraled horrendously out of control...... can't say I'm unfamiliar with it.)
[22:48] <Meladina> I believe there must be. Most death records are public.
[22:48] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...if we know how they might be possible to cheat time
[22:48] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> please...may you check, lady meladina..pardon this.....softness of mine
[22:49] <Meladina> Softness?
[22:51] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte nods...
[22:51] <David O`Cain> What do mean, Kaelyn?
[22:52] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....I would like to help Eilean...
[22:54] <David O`Cain> What's wrong with that?
[22:54] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> please Lady Meladina....let us help them
[22:54] <Meladina> Then let's help
[22:55] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> how did they what state were they found
[22:56] <Meladina> would they not have been foudn in this location due to a car accident?
[22:57] <David O`Cain> That's true
[22:57] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> .....I may have a plan.....but it is..tricky
[22:58] <Meladina> What is it?
[22:58] <David O`Cain> Let's hear it.
[22:58] <Nelius Raoul> I'm all ears.
[22:59] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....we will retrieve them before autopsy...
[23:01] * Meladina listens
[23:02] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte digs in her pocket..and pulls out two small green leaves....." will need to put this in their mouths...."
[23:03] * Meladina nods
[23:04] <David O`Cain> What are those?
[23:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> it wil lstop their hearts.....when they are taken away...we retrieve them later..and replace them with duplicate sythized bodies...that should be possible to make
[23:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> Killiga Leaves
[23:04] <Meladina> Can you do this quickly?
[23:04] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ....however..we need to make sure the accident doesn't kill them outright.....we will need to be careful in making sure the car move sin just the right way
[23:05] <Meladina> This is a very intricate plan for such a short amount of time
[23:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..then we shall have to start now
[23:06] * The Magistra leans out of a portal. "The calucations for that" Holding out a sheet of paper
[23:06] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> thank you, dear sister
[23:06] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte takes the paper and hands it to meladina
[23:07] * Meladina takes the paper and looks over it
[23:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...if we postion the cars in this should lessn the impact just enough
[23:10] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> you agree?
[23:10] <Meladina> Let's hope
[23:11] <David O`Cain> Sounds rather ingenious in my opinion.
[23:11] <Nelius Raoul> It's worth a shot.
[23:11] <The Magistra> If those numbers are wrong my TARDIS's computer systems are a lier.
[23:12] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> raoul..david...move the car that would hit theirs in that direction slightly *indicates*
[23:13] <Nelius Raoul> We're enacting this now?
[23:13] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..we must
[23:14] <Nelius Raoul> All right. C'mon, David.
[23:15] <David O`Cain> No problem.
[23:15] * David O`Cain helps Nelius move the car towards the indicated direction
[23:16] * Nelius Raoul works with David to move the car in the direction Kaelyn indicated.
[23:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> now......we must move the bystander out of the way....edge him out of the targetted area
[23:19] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> dear sister..could you do that?
[23:19] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte walks over...and puts the herbs in amanda and chaplin's mouths...
[23:23] * Meladina watches
[23:23] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte walks over...and moves the bystander a bit aside herself...
[23:24] <David O`Cain> (Guess Magi got distracted.)
[23:24] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ...lady meladina....I think it is all prepared
[23:25] <Nelius Raoul> What about Eilean?
[23:26] <Meladina> We should get her home
[23:28] <Kaelyn P. Peinforte> ..are you ready to reset the remote?
[23:28] <Meladina> yes
[23:30] * Kaelyn P. Peinforte nods and gets out of the wy of the traffic
[23:32] * Nelius Raoul gets out of the way as well.
[23:32] * Meladina approaches Eilean and the device, and pulls out her sonic
[23:33] *** Eilean is still frozen.....but the remote is active
[23:34] * Meladina presses three buttons on the remote....and backs away
[23:34] * Nelius Raoul keeps on the lookout for any other possible interference.